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All right, that's the last servo.
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Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional
Neutralization and Termination Eradicator.
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Or...
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ALL:
Monte.
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Featuring one articulated
razor-sharp killing saw...
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...one polycarbonate grinding wheel...
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...steel-armor plate exoskeleton
top and bottom.
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Enough horsepower to drive
110 pounds of mechanized death...
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...from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds.
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Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
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As with my father,
I both love and fear it.
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All right, enough chitchat.
Let's destroy something.
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ALL:
One, two, three. Unh.
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RAJESH: Okay, what shall be first
to taste the wrath of Monte?
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Maybe we should start small.
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RAJESH: Okay. Oh, perhaps today
is the day we finally find out...
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...what's inside the Magic 8 Ball.
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Did it when I was 4.
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It's an icosahedral die
floating in tinted blue water.
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Man, call spoiler alert
before you say things like that.
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How about the toaster oven?
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What did the toaster oven ever do to you?
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What did I do to Jimmy Mullins
in the third grade?
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He still punched me in the face
with my own fists.
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Sorry, you little nerd. You were just
in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.
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Gentlemen, goggles.
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Yeah, this is an auspicious moment.
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Like Robert Oppenheimer
or Neil Armstrong...
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...we need the appropriate words
to mark this historic scientific event.
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How about, "Die, toaster, die"?
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That'll do it.
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All right, what's next?
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No, I think I'm just gonna stay in tonight
and do laundry.
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, yeah. This door got the full monty.
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PENNY: Leonard?
- Uh-huh?
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What the hell?
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- A killer robot. We built it.
- Yeah, well, it almost killed me.
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If it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead.
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So who exactly does it wanna kill?
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I'm sorry, are you unaware
of the upcoming...
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...Southern California Robot
Fighting League Round Robin Invitational?
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You know, since I moved last year,
not all my mail has been forwarded.
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It's a big deal, heh.
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There's an awards banquet
and a dance afterward.
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Perhaps you'd like to come with me.
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I know the other fellas
would be really excited to see a girl there.
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How is it supposed to be a dance
if I'm the only girl?
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Well, that may be a slight exaggeration.
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You'd be the only doable girl.
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You're a pig, Howard.
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How is doable
anything but a compliment?
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- Why don't we work on the robot?
- Please, Leonard, not now.
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Once again, Penny and I
have begun our little tango.
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Our... Our tango?
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The carnal repartee, the erotic to and fro.
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But as delicious
as the appetizer might be...
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...at some point we will have to succumb
and eat the entrée while it's still...
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[MIMICS SIZZLING]
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...hot.
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I'm begging you, stop talking.
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Look, normally, I can just ignore you.
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I mean, I get it. You're a little peculiar.
Like Sheldon.
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Yeah, excuse me, Penny, but in this room,
you're the one who's peculiar.
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Yeah, you might be right.
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But back to you. You think you're some
sort of smooth-talking ladies' man...
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...but the truth is
you are just pathetic and creepy.
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Um....
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So, what are you saying?
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I am saying it is not a compliment
to call me doable.
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It is not sexy to stare at my ass
and say:
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[AS HOWARD] "Ooh, it must be jelly,
because jam don't shake like that."
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Most important,
we are not dancing a tango.
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We're not to-ing and fro-ing.
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Nothing is ever gonna happen
between us. Ever.
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Wait a minute. This isn't flirting.
You're serious.
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Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you?
I am not flirting with you.
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No woman is ever gonna flirt with you.
You're just gonna grow old and die alone.
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Thanks for the heads up.
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- Howard, where are you going?
- I'm going home...
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...to live my creepy, pathetic life.
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Wow.
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Well, y... Someone had to say it.
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[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
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[CHUCKLES]
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- What?
- Uh, he said maybe we should enter you...
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...in the killer-robot competition.
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[RAJESH CHUCKLING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard, the phone is ringing!
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Here's a crazy idea, Ma: answer it!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Hello?
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All right, hold on.
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It's your friend, Leonard!
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He wants to know
why you're not at school today.
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I don't go to school, Ma.
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I work at a university.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: That's a school.
Now pick up the phone.
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I don't wanna talk to anybody.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Should I ask Leonard
to bring over your homework?
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I don't have homework.
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I'm a grown man
with a Master's degree in Engineering!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Excuse me, Mr. Fancy-Pants.
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Want me to get you a popsicle?
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Cherry, please.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.
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You make me wanna kill myself.
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- What's going on?
- I don't know.
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Now they're just yelling about popsicles.
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- Sounds like Penny really got to him.
- I'm not surprised.
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Despite his hard and crusty shell,
Howard is a very sensitive man.
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Do you know he writes poetry?
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Mostly about men from Nantucket
and hermits named Dave...
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...but he does it with real sensitivity.
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[LISPING]
Hey, Hofstadter.
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Word around the plasma lab
is you built a robot?
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- Yes, we did, Kripke.
- His name is Monte.
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Well, if you have any delusions about
entering him against the Kripke Crippler...
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...in the Southern California Robot Fighting
League Round Robin Invitational...
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...AKA the SCRFLRRI...
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...his name is gonna be Scrap Metal.
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Come on. Is that really necessary?
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Leonard, I believe it is.
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This is trash talk.
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Trash talk is a traditional component
in all sporting events.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Kripke...
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...your robot is inferior
and it will be defeated by ours...
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...because ours exceeds yours
in both design and execution.
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Also, I'm given to understand
that your mother is overweight.
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Oh, snap.
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If that is a result of a glandular condition
and not gluttony...
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...I withdraw that comment.
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What difference does it make?
Fat is fat.
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There are boundaries.
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Tell you what, forget the SCRFLRRI.
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- Let's settle this roboto a roboto.
- What do you mean?
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There's no guarantee we're gonna go
against each other, so let's throw down.
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You know, unless you're afraid.
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We accept your challenge.
Name a time and place.
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- Tomorrow, 3:00, the kinetics lab.
- Make it so.
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No, don't make it so.
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Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow.
Our engineer is incapacitated.
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What's wrong with him?
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He's depressed because he's pathetic
and creepy and can't get girls.
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We're all pathetic and creepy
and can't get girls.
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That's why we fight robots.
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If you're not there,
you'll be exposed to ridicule.
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I'm curious, what part of America
is that accent from?
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- Hey.
- Hey, you got a minute?
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Yeah, come on in. What's up?
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- I need you to apologize to Howard...
- Get out.
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Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his
house and we need him for a robot battle.
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Then have the robot go and get him.
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- The robot didn't hurt his feelings.
- His feelings needed to be hurt.
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He's been in bed for two days.
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Yeah, probably with a blow-up doll.
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He's not with a...
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Does it really matter who
or what he's with?
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The... The guy is devastated.
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Oh, please.
How could I possibly devastate Howard?
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Okay, don't take this as a criticism...
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...but you do kind of have that
overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on.
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What does that mean?
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You know. Like, most of the time,
you're the easygoing Bruce Banner.
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But then when you get angry,
you kind of turn into like, you know:
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[GROWLS]
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I turn into a bear?
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Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner?
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You didn't get The Incredible Hulk
from that?
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Never mind.
Just... Please, just go talk to him.
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Oh, and say what? That I didn't mean it?
Because I meant it.
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Well, maybe you can go at it
from a different angle.
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Like, you see a glimmer
of goodness in him...
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...and you only said what you said because
you want to nurture it and make it shine.
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Oh, pbbt!
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Okay, let's try it this way.
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Remember the day we first met...
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...and you asked me to go to your
boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back?
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And he was 9 feet tall
and he took my pants off and you said...
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What was that? What did you s...?
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Oh, yes. You said you owed me one.
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Okay, come on, that's not fair.
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I came home with no pants.
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Fine. I'll go over there tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:05,573
I should probably give you
a heads up about his mother.
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What about her?
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She's a delightful woman.
You'll love her.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard,
there's a blond girl, Patsy, here to see you.
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Who?
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Okay, now she's saying it's Penny.
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I don't wanna talk to her.
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- Hey.
- Ma.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
She ran past me.
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Was I supposed to tackle her?
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So I just came by
to see how you were doing.
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I'm fine.
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Good.
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Your mom seems nice.
201
00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:47,851
People move away from her on the bus.
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What do you want?
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00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:54,496
Okay, look, Howard...
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...I just want to apologize.
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For some things that I have said.
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About you.
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00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,948
I've been informed
that you have feelings...
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...and apparently, I have hurt them.
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So I'm sorry.
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Howard.
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Fine. You're sorry. Goodbye.
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00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:31,763
So you're okay?
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00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:33,630
Hey, I'm a big boy.
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00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:38,264
I'm not traumatized by some random
comment from some random woman.
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I mean, get over yourself.
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Okay. Well...
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...bye.
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[HOWARD SOBBING]
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So close.
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[CRASHING ON COMPUTER]
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Oh, my God. That's Kripke's robot?
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00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,531
KRIPKE [ON COMPUTER]:
As you can see...
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...the Crippler is reducing
the Chevy Cavalier to rubble.
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00:13:12,643 --> 00:13:14,304
I can't watch anymore.
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00:13:14,478 --> 00:13:17,311
- Sheldon, we have to call it off.
- We don't have that option.
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We've accepted the challenge.
We can't run away from a fight.
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00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,483
Oh, please. We've spent our whole lives
running away from fights.
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00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:28,352
Personally, I can squeeze through
a hole in a fence half my size.
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Well, impressive as that may be,
Monte is not us.
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Monte has no fear.
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00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:36,128
Sheldon, did we all
not just watch the same video?
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Kripke's robot just had angry sex
with a mid-sized automobile.
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You are overlooking the fact
we know what we're up against.
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And we can modify Monte
so that he's prepared.
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You wanna prepare him?
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Install a bladder and a pair of shorts
so he can wet himself.
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00:13:52,149 --> 00:13:54,879
How are we gonna make
any modifications without Wolowitz?
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- Have you heard from Penny?
- Not yet.
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Have faith, gentlemen.
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We don't need Wolowitz.
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Engineering is merely
the slow younger brother of physics.
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Watch and learn.
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Do either of you know
how to open the toolbox?
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And then when I was 14...
245
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...I met Marcy Grossman.
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She was so beautiful.
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She just got her braces off...
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...but they left a little of the overbite.
249
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It was so hot.
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Like a sexy little chipmunk.
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I didn't have the courage
to ask her out...
252
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...but I dedicated a song to her
at the ninth-grade talent show.
253
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Aw, that sounds sweet.
254
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[SINGING TO THE TUNE OF "MY GIRL"]
Marcy Grossman is sunshine
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On a cloudy day
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When it's cold outside
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Marcy Grossman is the month of May
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Oh, it's cute.
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I guess you'd say
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What can make me feel this way?
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Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman,
Marcy Grossman
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Talkin' 'bout Marcy
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That's great.
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Grossman
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Ha, it's fun.
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And then she came up
with that sexy little chipmunk mouth...
267
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...and spit in my hair.
268
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Which brings us to 10th grade.
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Howard, do you think
maybe sometimes...
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...you try too hard?
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[SCOFFS]
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Look at me.
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What chance do I have
if I don't try too hard?
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Well, you have a terrific chance.
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You're smart, you're funny,
you have a cool job.
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- You build stuff that goes into outer space.
- I guess.
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No, look, I've known you
for a year and a half...
278
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...and this is the first time
I feel like I'm talking to a real person.
279
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And you know what? I like him.
280
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He's a nice guy.
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You really think so?
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Yes.
283
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I don't know.
284
00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:24,129
No, I do.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[HEARTBEAT POUNDING
IN SLOW MOTION]
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00:16:40,384 --> 00:16:42,011
Nice little bot you've got here.
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I'm aware.
289
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:45,987
What's this do, spin?
290
00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:48,750
Yep. At 3400 rpm.
291
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,019
It can cut through steel
like it was rubber.
292
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Neat.
293
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,325
Good work.
294
00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,732
Sheldon, we've gotta call this off.
295
00:16:59,903 --> 00:17:01,165
No, Leonard.
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00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:05,866
For years, merciless thugs like Kripke have
made my life a series of painful noogies...
297
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:10,537
...and humiliating wedgies
and the insensitively named Indian burns.
298
00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:14,442
- Well, that stops now.
- Sheldon, we don't have a chance.
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00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,711
The only improvement
you were able to make...
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00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:19,117
...was to put fresh batteries
in the remote.
301
00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:22,854
What you fail to realize is Kripke suffers
from a fatal flaw:
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Overconfidence from his robot's
massive size and its overwhelming power.
303
00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:30,431
That's not overconfidence.
That's observation.
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00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,934
Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey
to my psychological warfare. Observe.
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Kripke.
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00:17:39,576 --> 00:17:42,238
I would ask if your robot
is prepared to meet its maker...
307
00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:45,438
...but as you are its maker,
clearly the two of you have met.
308
00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:52,081
What is his problem?
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00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,618
Way to bust out
the Jedi mind tricks, dude.
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00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,024
I wanna make sure that
we're all clear.
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Standard Robotic
Fighting League rules apply.
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00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,324
Are you crazy?
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00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,661
This is a street fight.
314
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,929
The street has no rules.
315
00:18:08,105 --> 00:18:10,335
He's right, Leonard.
The paradigm is to the death.
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00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:14,534
I will, however, give you the opportunity
to concede my superiority now...
317
00:18:14,711 --> 00:18:18,147
...and offer me your robot
as the spoils of war.
318
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,684
Never. I'd rather see Monte dead
than in your hands.
319
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,410
That could be easily arranged.
320
00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:26,115
Ready, set, go?
321
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,582
- Do it.
- All right, then.
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00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,751
Ready, set, go.
323
00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:38,127
- Come on, Sheldon, you got this.
- Indeed.
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00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:40,769
We are prepared for anything
he can throw at us.
325
00:18:48,245 --> 00:18:49,712
That's new.
326
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,211
Run, Monte, run.
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00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,009
RAJESH: Run, Monte.
LEONARD: Go. Go, Monte, go.
328
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,678
- Run, Monte.
- Go, go, go.
329
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:03,047
Don't hurt us, don't hurt us,
don't hurt us.
330
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:17,000
Well, so much for making up
for the emotional wounds of childhood.
331
00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:19,962
I did this.
332
00:19:20,141 --> 00:19:23,338
Monte was killed
by my hubris and my pride.
333
00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:25,604
No matter what anybody says,
this is my fault.
334
00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:28,077
No one's arguing with you, dude.
335
00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:31,179
I got your text. How bad is...? Oi.
336
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:35,754
Forget the robot. What happened to you?
337
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,985
- He slipped and fell.
- Yes.
338
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,718
I slipped and fell.
339
00:19:40,895 --> 00:19:42,226
In the bathroom.
340
00:19:42,396 --> 00:19:44,330
Bounced right off the tub.
341
00:19:45,499 --> 00:19:47,797
Yes. Now he knows
what bathtubs are capable of doing...
342
00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:49,902
...when you don't treat them
with respect.
343
00:19:50,404 --> 00:19:51,871
Yeah.
344
00:19:52,139 --> 00:19:55,074
They sucker-punch you
when your eyes are closed.
345
00:19:56,777 --> 00:19:58,574
So, what do you think, Howard?
346
00:19:58,746 --> 00:20:00,805
lt... It's not that bad, right?
347
00:20:01,348 --> 00:20:04,374
Yeah, no.
A little electrical tape, some solder...
348
00:20:04,552 --> 00:20:06,110
Are you insane?
349
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:10,815
I've seen space probes that crashed into the
desert that were in better shape than this.
350
00:20:12,193 --> 00:20:13,524
You're right.
351
00:20:13,694 --> 00:20:15,127
Monte's gone.
352
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:18,629
We'll bury him in the morning.
A simple ceremony. I'll speak.
353
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,430
Leonard, you'll play your cello.
354
00:20:22,336 --> 00:20:26,568
Sheldon, honey, aren't you getting a little
carried away? I mean, it's just a toy robot.
355
00:20:28,943 --> 00:20:30,843
Just a toy robot?
356
00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:38,078
Penny.
357
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:39,480
I know, I got it.
358
00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:43,923
Sheldon? I'm sorry.
359
00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:47,451
Well, don't get the wrong idea.
360
00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:51,029
The way I see it,
I'm halfway to pity sex.
361
00:21:20,594 --> 00:21:22,585
[ENGLISH SDH]