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ALAN (V.O.): Previously on Big Time...
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Honey, our boys are in trouble.
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Go, go, go!
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This movie is a front for Holgado,
and the cops know it!
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Monkey Largo, it's a drug deal...
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pretending to be a movie.
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- Agh!
- You left me at a bus stop!
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I'm sorry, Darla...
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Ben and Jack Dolfe!
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Get down to the ground slowly!
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[MALLOY] Welcome to the party, boys.
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Fu...
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Agh! Agh!
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Agh! Agh!
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Agh! Agh!
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Agh!
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♪ Rainbow whoa oh whoa oh ♪
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♪ Rainbow ♪
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Where should we start, boys?
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Wrongful death of Jimmy Staats?
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Attempting to record a federal agent?
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Possession of enough
Schedule II narcotics...
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to put you away for 15 years!
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Breaking and entering!
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Okay, you are gonna laugh...
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- when you hear this story.
- Dude, this is gonna be funny.
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- Really?
- Starting with last night.
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- Yeah.
- You know, we hear that Rico...
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the chimp actor that we've
been working with...
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- he's working with you guys.
- Might be a snitch.
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Or so we think.
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Cuba comes in...
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He tells us that Monkey Largo is a fake!
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- We had no idea.
- Then he takes us to this house,
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And yeah, Jason Alexander's house.
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- [BEN] Who does not like Seinfeld, by the way.
- So Cuba has us rob him blind. We're like,
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- But is a big child trafficker.
- [JACK] "What the hell are you doing?"
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- The next thing we know, bam!
- He's kind of like a Scarf ace.
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- Explosion!
- There's an explosion. We don't know where.
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- Enough!
- Cuba could have been molested by our father.
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- Now you listen to me.
- Yeah.
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I can make this go away.
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- Yes.
- Thank you so freakin'...
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Sit down!
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- Okay, sorry.
- All right.
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If... Del sucks your [BLEEP].
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Del?
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If... you wear a wire to the set today.
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Whoa! Okay.
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Cuba Gooding Jr. might have
exploded and could be dead.
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[JACK] Yeah, he is... he... Or he's
in Cuba... we have no idea.
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[BEN] There is no set anymore.
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If you need, you know, 60,
70 hours community service...
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- to save face...
- Clean up garbage on the side of the road.
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We will do whatever the hell it is.
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But wear a wire... crazy.
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- 'Cause Cuba's dead.
- Yeah, gone.
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CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE)
Show me the money, mother...
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CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE)
Show me the money, mother...
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CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE)
Show me the money, mother...
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Ooh, the dead has arisen.
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CUBA RINGTONE (ON PHONE)
Show me the money, mother...
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Answer it... on speaker.
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Hello?
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Hah-hah, hah-hah! Jack! Where you at?
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Where are we? Where the hell are you?
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You know where I'm at, I'm on set!
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Listen, I need you and your
brother to get over here ASAP!
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The financiers are here now...
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and they want us to shoot
that scene right now.
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So hurry the hell up!
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I mean, y'all couldn't have
found a black mannequin hand?
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Well...
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wire... Florida prison shower?
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There's no greater joy than a big butt boy.
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Okay, you know what, I know my rights.
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- I would like a lawyer or a phone call!
- Yeah.
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Or something besides
this freaking situation!
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Your court-appointed attorney
was due 15 minutes ago.
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Well, where the hell is he?
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Oh, my god, sorry I'm late.
It was one hell of a night.
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Ted? Hey, guys.
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Are you... are you our lawyer?
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I didn't know I was representing you.
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Yeah, yes, I know these guys from church.
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Don't... don't say anything about the
toilet cam videos or the crack, shh.
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Yes, I am your lawyer, trust
me. You're in good hands.
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What were you saying about wearing a wire?
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JACK (ON VOICEMAIL): You've
reached Dolfe Brothers Studios...
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we can't get to the phone right now.
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Oh! I can't get a hold of them.
I don't know what's going on.
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I'm telling you, honey, I saw their
pictures at the police station...
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on one of those big boards with
that Cuba Gooding Jr. fellow...
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and a whole bunch of
criminal degenerate types.
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And how on earth did you end up in
the police station in the first place?
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I told you. A little bitch of
a man was being rude to me...
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in line, so I punched
his frickin' lights out.
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Alan, what the hell has gotten into you?
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Maybe you should ask
your friend Dr. Linda...
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because she's the one who was teaching
me how to stand up for myself!
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Well, she did not say to get in fist
fights at some strip mall parking lot.
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Well, she doesn't know
anything anyway, does she?
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She's just one of your friends
from the [BLEEP] book club!
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She is an accredited life coach.
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Well, whoop-dee-doo!
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Okay, you know what? Our
children's well-being is at stake...
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so I'm not arguing with you anymore.
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I am going down there to
that movie set of theirs...
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and I am gonna get them out of whatever
trouble they've gotten themselves into.
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And I'm going, too.
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All right, we'll go together.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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[MALLOY] Look, we do this my way.
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We do it right, we get the drop on them...
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and we're out of their clean.
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I've never been on a raid
like this, it sounds dangerous.
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Follow the playbook. Keep your head
on the swivel and we get out alive.
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What about the Dolfe boys and Plimpton?
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Oh, [BLEEP] the Dolfe boys and Plimpton!
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They're gonna be right
in the middle of the raid!
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I don't mind losing a couple of informants,
if it means bringing that bitch down.
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Now let's get 'em wired up.
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Yes, sir.
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Informants?
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Um... are you guys good on rape kits?
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Okay.
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What the [BLEEP], Darla?
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Can I get you some cheese, you rat bitch?
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Oh, my god, Jack, it's not Del's fault!
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Then whose fault is it?
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It's our fault! All of this is our fault!
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- Jesus!
- I guess it is our fault.
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You know, it's our fault for
befriending Del in the first place.
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God knows there's something wrong with him.
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But you know what?
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What?
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I'd do it all again.
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What?
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I mean not everything, but most
of it, because think about it...
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in the end, really, what are we guilty of?
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- I mean, you want me to list all the stuff?
- No, no, no...
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I mean, what made us do
what we did to get in here?
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Well, we were chasing our dream.
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- Exactly!
- Okay.
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We were just chasing our dream!
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We were chasing our freaking dream.
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Okay, did we commit a few crimes?
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Yes, we did!
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Did Jimmy Staats die?
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Yes... yes, he did.
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Did we defecate a corpse?
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Desecrate, yes.
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Yes, but did we stick together?
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- Yes, we stuck together!
- Yes!
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Shut up, Del! I'm not over it!
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I'm trying to forgive
you, but I haven't yet.
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I tell you one thing,
Jack, I got a crazy idea.
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Just hearing you say that makes me wet.
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I say, no matter what happens,
we finish Monkey Largo!
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We are finishing Monkey Lar...
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Technically, it is an elaborate sting
operation, I want to bring that up.
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But it's our elaborate
sting operation, right?
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Yes! Who gives a [BLEEP]?
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Yeah, it's our goddamn movie!
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It is our [BLEEP] movie!
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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- Get over here, Del!
- I'm sorry, guys!
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That's okay, Del!
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I love you! I love you, Del!
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I love you guys!
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Okay, it's time, let's go.
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Wire us up, you pig son-of-a-bitch!
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What?
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- [JACK] I apologize.
- [BEN] Yeah, he didn't mean that.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Sings my soul its last refrain ♪
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I need to make a stop.
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[JACK] How much time we got?
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[BEN] 20 minutes.
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♪ Sinks my body a thousand
leagues below pain ♪
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♪ Night has found me eternal black ♪
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(DIALING)
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(COINS CLINKING)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello?
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Hey.
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Del?
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I just want you to know,
if we don't make it out...
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it's been a pleasure being your brother.
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Sweetie? I know that I'm not around
as much as you want me to be.
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And a pleasure being yours.
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It wasn't as much as I want
to be, either, but, um...
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I got something big coming up.
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I got something today.
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DEL (OVER PHONE): And I
just needed to know...
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It just might make you proud of me.
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What we had...
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was it real?
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You bet it was!
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I love you, baby.
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Love you, Daddy.
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If anything happens to me, I just
want to let you know I love you.
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I love you, too, Del.
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God...
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♪ Ease along
and time goes on ♪
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You're goddamn right, I am.
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Are you ready?
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Drive.
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(ENGINE STARTING) (SIGHING HEAVILY)
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Let's go.
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Thank god he got rid of that toupee.
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I have a visual on the Dolfe boys.
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[MALLOY] Any sign of Holgado?
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[ZDORKIN] Negative.
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She's around here somewhere, Zdorkin.
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She's too much of a cowboy not
to be, so keep your eyes peeled.
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[ZDORKIN] Copy that.
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Okay, just play it cool.
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Yeah, that's easier said than done.
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- I've never had to wear a wire before.
- Oh!
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Oh... hey.
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Oh, Jesus Christ! He just got made!
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[ZDORKIN] Should we engage?
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Hold! He's gonna waste him!
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[MALLOY] I said hold, goddamn it!
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Oh, great, great, great! You
got the sound mic on already.
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Yes, he's got the sound mic on.
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For the movie.
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All right, now come on,
we got a lot to shoot now.
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So let's go.
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All clear.
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[MALLOY] Maintain positions.
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[ZDORKIN] Copy that.
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Jesus Christ! What a bunch of morons!
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What happened to your hand?
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Don't worry about my hand.
Y'all are working for the police?
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They made us do it, I swear!
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- Bitch don't lie to me.
- Okay.
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To all law enforcement personnel,
judges and future jurors...
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I'm being held against my will.
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Now y'all listen to me. Listen to me!
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You stick to the script as written, then you
get the hell out of the way, understand?
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Yes, yes.
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Go get the camera ready. Go!
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Hey, what do you want me to do?
249
00:10:23,836 --> 00:10:24,918
We're making a movie, aren't we?
250
00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:26,587
- Get into costume, come on, let's go!
- Okay.
251
00:10:26,672 --> 00:10:28,005
- Let's go! Hurry up!
- Cuba, I'm really sorry.
252
00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:29,640
And you! Yell action when I say, hear me?
253
00:10:29,725 --> 00:10:31,675
Your face...
254
00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:33,677
Don't worry about my face! Just do it!
255
00:10:33,762 --> 00:10:34,728
Hey, you're the, uh, the
writer/director, yeah?
256
00:10:34,847 --> 00:10:36,597
Awesome stuff, man, I love the work.
257
00:10:36,682 --> 00:10:39,080
The name is Barry Woodruff, I'm
playing Columbian Drug Smuggler #3.
258
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,018
Cool, cool, so I wanted to talk
to you about the script... Right.
259
00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:44,521
Just for a sec, I was wondering that maybe
if when me and my drug-dealing cronies...
260
00:10:44,657 --> 00:10:46,490
get busted by the police, maybe my
character's got a line in there somewhere.
261
00:10:46,575 --> 00:10:49,493
Something bad ass like,
"You'll never take me alive!"
262
00:10:49,578 --> 00:10:52,996
You know, just something to kind of get into
the mood and add a little dramatic conflict?
263
00:10:53,082 --> 00:10:55,582
No, no, just stick to the script.
264
00:10:55,701 --> 00:10:57,117
Script, dude, okay, that's perfect.
265
00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:58,816
Yep, you wrote it, you know
how you want it, that's cool.
266
00:10:58,936 --> 00:11:00,791
So I have zero lines and you
are not cool with improv.
267
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,401
I heard that Kubrick was the same way.
268
00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:04,174
Yes.
269
00:11:05,961 --> 00:11:08,845
This is a nightmare! This
is a [BLEEP] nightmare!
270
00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:10,514
(BULL HORN ALARM SOUNDING)
271
00:11:12,768 --> 00:11:15,969
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
272
00:11:16,055 --> 00:11:17,854
The bitch stole my boat.
273
00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:26,697
- Wait here.
- What?
274
00:11:26,782 --> 00:11:28,782
I'm not waiting anywhere,
these are my children.
275
00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:31,151
Hey, these are my kids, too,
so you just keep your pretty
276
00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:34,371
little behind in that seat right there
and let a man handle this situation.
277
00:11:34,456 --> 00:11:37,074
- Alan!
- Okay, I shouldn't have said that.
278
00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:38,575
I don't like this new
version of you at all!
279
00:11:38,661 --> 00:11:41,328
It's just...
280
00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:45,799
They walk all over me. They
don't take me seriously.
281
00:11:45,918 --> 00:11:50,921
If I have to go out there and tell off one of
these celebrity types with my wife with me...
282
00:11:51,006 --> 00:11:54,841
it just... it just... it won't...
283
00:11:54,927 --> 00:11:59,263
I need this, honey. Let me have this one.
284
00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:02,766
All right, go and get the boys.
285
00:12:02,851 --> 00:12:05,068
Just don't get into any more fights.
286
00:12:05,154 --> 00:12:06,770
Well, that depends who ticks me off.
287
00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:10,440
- Alan!
- Okay, I won't, thank you.
288
00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:25,255
All right, you bastards,
time to suck my junk.
289
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:35,098
The shipment has landed, sir. I
repeat, the shipment has landed.
290
00:12:35,184 --> 00:12:36,933
She's on that boat, Zdorkin.
291
00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:38,352
[ZDORKIN] You want us to intercept, sir?
292
00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:39,019
Negative.
293
00:12:39,138 --> 00:12:40,771
But, sir, you just told...
294
00:12:40,856 --> 00:12:43,223
[MALLOY] I know what I just said,
Zdorkin! But it's too risky.
295
00:12:43,309 --> 00:12:47,778
Just hold your position until
we have visual confirmation!
296
00:12:47,863 --> 00:12:51,448
Copy. Hold.
297
00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:52,941
Si.
298
00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:55,630
_
299
00:13:01,769 --> 00:13:03,302
Roll the damn camera!
300
00:13:03,438 --> 00:13:05,805
Call it!
301
00:13:07,191 --> 00:13:09,392
Hey! Call it now!
302
00:13:09,477 --> 00:13:11,477
Action.
303
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:15,418
(MONKEY LARGO THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
304
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:28,348
Come, comrades, we must sneak
these drugs into the Americas.
305
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:32,485
We go. We are sneaking drugs in, no police.
306
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,070
Freeze! Police!
307
00:13:34,155 --> 00:13:35,989
We're here to confiscate the drugs!
308
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,740
[BEN] Oh, no! They've caught us!
309
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,443
Take the drugs and confiscate the van, too!
310
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,746
They're loading the van with the
drugs, sir. Should we intercept?
311
00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:45,248
MALLOY (OVER RADIO):
Hold your position.
312
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,283
Do not intercept until you
have a visual on the target.
313
00:13:47,419 --> 00:13:51,120
There won't be anything to intercept,
sir, if we don't make a move soon.
314
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,624
Zdorkin, without her, we have nothing.
315
00:13:54,759 --> 00:13:56,459
Damn it! Hold.
316
00:13:56,595 --> 00:13:58,294
Come on, y'all, hurry
up! Let's go, let's go!
317
00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:00,880
[CUBA] Make sure you get
all them drugs off that boat!
318
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,002
Hey! Hey!
319
00:14:05,138 --> 00:14:05,836
Dad?
320
00:14:05,972 --> 00:14:08,422
We got some talking to do, Jack!
321
00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:09,423
Alan?
322
00:14:09,509 --> 00:14:11,008
Sir, we have a situation here.
323
00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:12,176
Jesus Christ!
324
00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:15,262
Hey, asshole! You're in
the middle of the shot!
325
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:16,681
Bald asshole to you!
326
00:14:16,816 --> 00:14:18,849
[CUBA] Fine, bald asshole,
you're ruining the movie!
327
00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,985
Well, listen, Mr. Gooding "Junior"...
328
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,771
things are gonna get a whole lot
worse here in a second, my friend...
329
00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:28,275
so maybe you just ought to
"take five". All right, pal?
330
00:14:28,361 --> 00:14:29,610
Is this in the script?
331
00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:31,696
Hey, Dad, Dad? What are you doing?
332
00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:34,248
Boys, I got some really bad news for you.
333
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:39,203
It seems that some of your associates
here happen to be wanted criminals.
334
00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:40,204
Ssh!
335
00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:41,706
Oh, this is Mr. Tattoo Man.
336
00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:43,791
I didn't see a Mr. Tattoo
Man on the call sheet.
337
00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,794
The police are very interested
in you and your lady friend.
338
00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:49,213
No, no, they're not. This is a psycho.
339
00:14:49,298 --> 00:14:53,884
Please, please, this way! Dad,
get the [BLEEP] out of here!
340
00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:57,221
[JACK] This man has Alzheimer's '.
341
00:14:57,306 --> 00:15:01,058
[JACK] This is a sick, sick,
bald asshole. Back to...
342
00:15:01,144 --> 00:15:03,227
I got visual on Holgado! Do you read me?
343
00:15:03,312 --> 00:15:05,730
ZDORKIN (OVER RADIO): A
visual on Holgado! Do you copy?
344
00:15:05,815 --> 00:15:07,865
Alan! Hey, hey, hey, Alan, Alan!
345
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,068
Whoa! It's my friend and neighbor Bruce!
346
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:15,072
Or should I say, undercover police agent!
347
00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:19,126
We're a go! We're a go! We're
a go, go, go, go, go, go!
348
00:15:19,245 --> 00:15:21,212
Okay, that's that.
349
00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:23,297
This all feels like improv.
I thought he said no improv.
350
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,800
You know what? Screw it!
I'm gettin' my line in!
351
00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:28,469
You'll never take me alive!
352
00:15:28,588 --> 00:15:29,470
Take him out!
353
00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:30,755
Huh?
354
00:15:32,892 --> 00:15:35,092
Oh, god! Agh!
355
00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:41,265
Oh!
356
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:43,484
Agh!
357
00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:45,603
What are you doing? Get down! Put it down!
358
00:15:46,606 --> 00:15:50,691
Agh! No!
359
00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:52,410
- You're going down!
- Wait!
360
00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:56,113
Ben! No!
361
00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:56,997
Oh! Thank god!
362
00:15:57,116 --> 00:15:58,115
Oh, hey, guys, I don't have my...
363
00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:01,555
- Agh! That's it!
- Oh, what an idiot!
364
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:07,792
They told me this was a movie!
365
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:10,845
Oh!
366
00:16:10,963 --> 00:16:15,382
♪ Won't you come around
and lay your troubles down ♪
367
00:16:15,635 --> 00:16:18,436
Agh, Jesus! Who are we shooting at?
368
00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:19,770
The film crew!
369
00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:21,355
What about the drug
dealers and the other cops?
370
00:16:21,474 --> 00:16:22,473
They're actors.
371
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:25,059
Aw, [BLEEP]! I think I killed an actor!
372
00:16:25,144 --> 00:16:29,313
On my count, one, two, three!
373
00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:35,536
Agh! Agh!
374
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,204
Zdorkin!
375
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:51,335
Welcome to Monkey Largo, mother[BLEEP]!
376
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:52,636
Agh!
377
00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:54,054
Oh!
378
00:16:56,175 --> 00:16:58,893
Okay, hey, hey!
379
00:16:59,011 --> 00:16:59,510
Agh!
380
00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:02,847
Zdorkin? Zdorkin!
381
00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:04,348
Don't die on me, goddamn it!
382
00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:06,201
_
383
00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,854
Let's dance, bitch.
384
00:17:09,939 --> 00:17:13,190
Agh!
385
00:17:13,276 --> 00:17:14,358
Oh, no, no, no, no!
386
00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:17,862
Not good. Not good.
387
00:17:23,369 --> 00:17:24,535
Okay, okay, wait!
388
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,204
You ruined everything!
389
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,423
No!
390
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,487
_
391
00:17:34,607 --> 00:17:35,365
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
392
00:17:35,485 --> 00:17:36,881
(GUN FIRES)
393
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:47,141
Rico! Rico!
394
00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:49,026
You saved my life!
395
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:54,064
- Well, I'll be!
- Oh, my god! You had a bulletproof vest?
396
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,151
Looks like our little
chimp friend here saved...
397
00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:59,153
Oh! Rico!
398
00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:01,405
Whoa! Whoa!
399
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:02,573
Put it down! Rico!
400
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,775
[JACK] That was a police officer!
401
00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:17,654
(TOILET FLUSHES)
402
00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:26,901
I think I broke my ribs.
403
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:29,332
You tried to save my life.
404
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:32,990
You're my little brother.
405
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:36,945
Of course, I did. Hey, ooh, careful!
406
00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:39,122
Get in here, Del.
407
00:18:39,242 --> 00:18:41,665
Hey. Hey.
408
00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:43,318
What happened?
409
00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:45,237
Hey, yo!
410
00:18:45,322 --> 00:18:46,872
It was great working with you, fellas!
411
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:49,074
Where are you going?
412
00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:52,995
Wherever the wind takes me, my
brother, wherever the wind takes me.
413
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:54,496
- Awesome.
- Hey!
414
00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:57,966
Who's got two opposable thumbs
and loves you like crazy?
415
00:18:58,052 --> 00:19:00,304
- Did we write that?
- We wrote that.
416
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:01,256
Yeah.
417
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,475
I'll see you when I see you, fellas!
418
00:19:03,594 --> 00:19:06,061
Cuba Gooding Jr. is the coolest.
419
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,096
He's the best!
420
00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:09,264
I didn't really get to know him.
421
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,600
- [BEN] Oh.
- [JACK] I think he liked you.
422
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,068
[BEN] We should go.
423
00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:14,269
Yeah, we should... we
should... We should go.
424
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,938
- We should definitely go.
- Dad? We should go.
425
00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,324
Okay, okay, yeah, good idea.
426
00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:23,495
Uh, I'm gonna... I'm gonna
rinse off real quick.
427
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:28,283
Oh, my god. Oh! Yes! Oh...
428
00:19:29,953 --> 00:19:34,289
Oh! They can't convict you, my sweet pie!
429
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,841
Not without evidence.
430
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,094
It's a lot of evidence.
431
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,832
You'd be pretty easy to put you away.
432
00:19:41,952 --> 00:19:42,893
Hello?
433
00:19:44,411 --> 00:19:45,271
Hello?
434
00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:48,838
Oh, hi boys!
435
00:19:50,304 --> 00:19:51,438
Are you alright?
436
00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:53,890
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
437
00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:54,841
Where's your father?
438
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,066
Uhhhm...
439
00:19:58,609 --> 00:19:59,359
Alan?
440
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,623
What happened to your clothes?
441
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,965
The horror, Diana.
442
00:20:07,142 --> 00:20:08,093
Horror!
443
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,621
Well... Maybe you wait in
the car next time huh?
444
00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:14,926
Backle up!
445
00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:19,299
Boys, we're gonna have a
chat when we get home.
446
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:23,086
- Home...
- Hmmm, that sounds nice.
447
00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:27,238
You all are really great actors.
448
00:20:28,702 --> 00:20:29,580
Hello?
449
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:34,413
Anybody down here?
450
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:38,273
Hello?
451
00:20:40,429 --> 00:20:45,734
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