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School's out, bitches.

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Congratulations, Greendale students!

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We've pulled off another
year and we're still standing.

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Take that, health inspector, building
inspector, foundation inspector,

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water line inspector, geologist,
exterminator, plumber, and dad.

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Whoo hoo.

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Abed.

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Why bring a metronome?

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I thought the sound might accentuate
the anxious idleness of our last

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meeting's final seconds.

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Good job, bad idea.

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Okay, that is done.

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Yeah!

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Yay! There's more!

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This one is exciting.

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We have to rename the
Save Greendale committee,

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due to the fact that
Greendale is done being saved!

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You think that's more exciting than summer?

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Oh, am I stealing your rays, dude?

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Come on, it's neat!

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Our mission is finally
accomplished, once and for all,

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so what do we call ourselves now?

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The accomplishers.

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The obsoletists.

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Steven King's dreamcatchers.

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Susan. You guys are
rebelling against yourselves.

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You get that, right?

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The current trend in branding is unique,

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simplistic, phonetically
memorable gibberish.

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How about nipple dippers?

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I like nipple dippers.

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Yes. You guys.

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Yes. Ooh, nippledippers.com is available.

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Grab that mother.

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Done. Nipple dippers, listen up.

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Text from the dean.

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Don't leave yet, I'm almost there.

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Special celebration.

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Just finished entire semester
without wearing a single silly outfit.

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Oh.

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I didn't even notice.

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Good for him.

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Oh, oh.

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Hey everybody!

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I made it!

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Obviously, I binged pretty hard there
after the bell rang but, I made it!

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Are you guys going out
to celebrate or something?

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Maybe I'll tag along, it's been
a tough year, I could use a drink.

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We were gonna to Britta's bar whenever
- Oh.

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Mother time is willing to call it a year.

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Kay fine, we're done, happy summer.

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Nipple dippers drink for free!

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I'll pay for my drinks, I'm
not acknowledging that title.

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Someone owes me ten bucks for the domain.

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I won't be able to join you.

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I gotta get on the road to California.

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I got a job through LinkedIn.

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What?

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That's crazy!

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People use LinkedIn?

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No, LinkedIn hired me to help
figure out why people don't use it.

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Also, I have an old lady friend
I went to high school with who

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just became un-married last week
and I thought I'd look her up.

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Wow, you work fast.

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Or actually, very slow.

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Either way, good luck.

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Are you coming back Elroy?

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I think so.

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Probably, maybe.

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Have a great summer.

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Woah!

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You guys think bars scene always
have to start at a billiards shot?

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Or do you think every time someone
takes a shot a in billiards they start

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a new bar scene without knowing it?

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What?

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You can just say shut up Abed.

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Okay, ask me if I'm coming back?

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Are you coming back?

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Yeah.

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Probably.

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Maybe.

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I mean what was that, right?

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That was an Irish goodbye.

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Let's give it an Irish wake.

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Six years guys.

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Nipple dippers.

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Nipple dippers.

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Where's Annie?

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I mean no offense to you guys but
she's the only one that gets me.

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She said she had an interview?

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Six years.

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Six seasons, right Abed?

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Don't put a nickel in him.

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Stop mitigating everyone.

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So Abed, what happens in season seven?

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Oh, man.

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I don't know how likely season seven is.

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I mean, what show ever
peaks after season six?

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Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Friends.

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Those shows weren't hemorrhaging
characters every year.

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Oh, I don't like that word, hemorrhaging.

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I'll see what I can do.

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What if Shirley came back, would
that change your disposition?

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Shirley could get us back on formula,
but I don't see it turning us around.

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Sorry, what's our formula?

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Well, basically.

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I have a placeholder so set up it,
makes analogies look like punchlines.

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My setup lacks awareness,
but my punchline doesn't know.

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Abusively cynical one liner
dismissing everything you just said.

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Absurd reaction.

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You guys, can we put a pin in the
B story and focus on the A story?

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I don't trust A stories.

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Never have, never will.

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I had a set up about a story
that was so placeholder,

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the punchline came five words early.

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And I can tag it too.

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Ooh.

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I'll just take a moment to explain the
risks involved in all decisions made

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from here until eternity.

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Who the hell are you?

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I'm Frankie Dart.

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Is this combination gonna work?

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Not my place to say.

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Abed?

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Lizard.

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Fire hydrant.

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Obama.

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Shane!

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You know, I put time into
what I do wardrobe wise.

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Yeah see, Shirley, no Shirley,
what does it matter, right?

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Abed, we're not formulas, and if I had
no self-awareness, I think I'd know.

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Things have a certain
structure to them, you know?

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If we stray from it, we're weird,
if we stick to it, we're boring.

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Yeah, but isn't that more about
the shape of your brain, Abed?

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I mean, no offense or anything.

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But isn't the shape of
your brain kinda fucked up?

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Hm. What's your season seven pitch?

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My pitch for your fall semester at
Greendale is that everyone is nice and

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has fun and grows together.

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Shirley or Elroy?

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See, that's racist, man.

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Shirley or Elroy?

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That's racist.

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How about they both come back?

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How about there's a
whole third black person?

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Where do they all sit?

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They well they sit wherever they
want to sit, as of the 1960s.

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They sit.

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They sit.

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Just pitch it.

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Don't pitch it.

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I'm pitching it.

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Guess what?

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I made something.

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I made a belt with fabric.

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How cute is that?

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Well, I think that's very cute,
so oh, and I love you guys.

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I've got, I'm angry and you
should vote or don't vote.

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Sweet!

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Hallelujah!

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These are good times, baby.

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Good times girl, good times.

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Hey, I thought of something.

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You know, we should go to the
to the to the, to to the market.

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Yeah, we should.

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Well, wouldn't that be like a
thing we saw, and didn't we do that?

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So shouldn't we be more ashamed and clever?

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And make everything more difficult?

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Yes, and I think we should be deeply sad.

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And I'm nuts.

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But I'm happy.

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And I'm happy too.

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And you know, hallelujah, and church,
and singing, and street wisdom.

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Stop!

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Crazy, and racist, and terrible!

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I agree. You're being
way too linear about this.

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Shirley, Elroy, Troy,
Hickey, living in the past.

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Season seven don't need no past.

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What are you pitching?

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Don't pitch!

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This is my pitch.

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All right, that includes all notes and

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business as it pertains to the files.

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How are you guys doing?

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Babe, how you doing, girl?

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I'm cool, it's all good.

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Annie, you're looking fine.

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Thank you.

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Hey, what about me?

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Hey everybody, look at me!

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I'm ice cube head!

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I've got an ice cube for a head.

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I also eat cell phones, so you
better be careful with those

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cellphones about me, because they
taste like prime rib where I'm from.

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Oh ho ho, boy.

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Imagine the times we'll
all get in together,

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especially when I use my powers
to help solve all your problems.

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Whoa whoa whoa whoa,

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it's getting crazy in here!

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All right, I'm going home.

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What?

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Guys, we just finished year
six, and it was hard work.

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And I don't really care about Greendale.

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And I don't wanna spend my brief moment
of humanity doing conceptual riffs,

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developing the imaginary
TV show of our lives.

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By the way, terrible improv.

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Ice cube head?

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You were just looking at your drink.

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Busted.

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Annie?

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I got the internship.

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I got the internship!

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I'm gonna intern for the FBI.

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I'll leave in a week.

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I'll be in DC all summer.

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You're leaving the nest.

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Can I have your bedroom?

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If you don't come back,
if you don't come back.

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Well, I'm definitely coming back, probably.

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Maybe, maybe, maybe.

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Okay, next order of business.

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Mr. Winger, Garrett's
holding Leonard's hand again.

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Garrett, stop doing that.

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I'm checking for a pulse.

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Say, hands off the Leonard dice.

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Question, when can we start
the next paintball game?

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I don't think he can force it.

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Lots of things can be forced,

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like a human head through
a six-inch drain pipe.

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What? Just kidding, pal.

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Okay, did anyone on the
sustained Greendale committee

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do any of their assignments this week.

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Scrunch.

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Sorry, bro.

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I don't work for you.

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You work for me.

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I'm the tech billionaire that bought
this dump and cuts your paycheck.

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If you can call that a paycheck.

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I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor.

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There were hundreds of them.

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The sky was black with smoke bombs.

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Double click this, Winger.

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It's your job to work.

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It is our job to party.

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And hatch harebrained schemes.

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And get laid.

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And get laid.

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And eventually leave you here as well.

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Jeff, you okay?

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Huh?

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Oh, I, I was taken aback.

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It's big news.

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What have you guys been doing?

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We were just looking for ways
to make season seven work.

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I mean we've got through six seasons.

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I mean what's up with that?

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Where's season seven?

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I mean we gotta figure out season seven.

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Or maybe we could just hang out.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Last night was so insane,

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it made the insane clown posse look
like the well-adjusted clown posse.

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It must be hard work running
away from your own age.

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Has anyone seen my e-cigarette?

266
00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:09,012
There should be a charity
for people like you.

267
00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:09,644
Thank you.

268
00:11:09,644 --> 00:11:12,259
I don't know if can keep making
the commute from here to the FBI

269
00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:12,974
headquarters.

270
00:11:12,974 --> 00:11:16,680
Britta, Abed, I'll have to move back in.

271
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,620
I moved in with them.

272
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,730
Chang, we have files.

273
00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:20,380
Moving out.

274
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,620
You seem stressed, Annie.

275
00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:24,440
Are those last few criminology credits
you need hard to get at Greendale?

276
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,490
Please. The only credit that it's hard
to get at Greendale is from a bank.

277
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:30,720
It's just, they have schools for
this kind of stuff at Quantico.

278
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:35,030
Being with you guys is great, but
why is this a good choice for me?

279
00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:37,270
Why doesn't the audience feel sorry for me?

280
00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:39,650
Britta, your parents have been murdered.

281
00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:40,270
By whom?

282
00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:41,200
The police won't touch it.

283
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,050
They're calling it a double suicide.

284
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:47,630
Britta, I got this.

285
00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:50,500
You're proposing a version of the
show in which Annie comes back, and

286
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,570
it hinges on the murder of my parents.

287
00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:53,790
It's a placeholder.

288
00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:57,250
I'm just saying there's always
gonna be a need for law at Greendale.

289
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,300
You remember the ass crack bandit?

290
00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,500
Do I remember? I mean.

291
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,210
Doesn't everybody.

292
00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:07,380
Could have been anybody.

293
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:09,230
What is with this diaper thing?

294
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,380
Is it about shaming me?

295
00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,610
Do you really want a bunch
of people dressing you?

296
00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:13,700
It would be polite to try.

297
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,730
It's nice to see you interested
in this stuff, Jeff, but

298
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:16,860
I wouldn't watch that season.

299
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:19,348
Me, neither. You wanna
know a perfect season seven?

300
00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:23,457
I can't count the reasons I should stay.

301
00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:28,090
One by one, they all just fade away.

302
00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:29,560
Well, guess what Senator?

303
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,410
You were allowed to call us terrorists
before we moved to international

304
00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:33,920
waters, but we're a nation now.

305
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,680
So I guess this is fucking war.

306
00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:38,920
Annie, I'm gonna need
you to go to Washington.

307
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,220
I'm scared. Be more scared than that.

308
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:40,830
Britta.

309
00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:42,040
The protesters are scared.

310
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,310
They need you to talk to them.

311
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:44,640
They should be scared, but

312
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,020
they shouldn't need a leader
to tell them what to do.

313
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:50,290
We're all born free into a world of lies.

314
00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:52,080
But let's talk about
you for a second, though.

315
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,880
Well, I'm not a joke anymore.

316
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,180
I'm strictly transgender.

317
00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,830
I'm not all this other stuff.

318
00:12:56,830 --> 00:13:00,690
I represent the transgender
community, and it's a real thing.

319
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:03,020
I am not crazy, but I do have flaws.

320
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:03,680
I'm smart.

321
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,880
All this other stuff, glad
to be of service, Britta.

322
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,200
I want my diaper back.

323
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,380
I don't even own a TV
and I wouldn't watch that.

324
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:12,100
Oh yeah, what's your pitch?

325
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:16,230
Oh, well I, I mean, it's
not that complicated is it?

326
00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:31,027
Hello.

327
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:31,620
Hello.

328
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,746
Hello.

329
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:33,465
How's everyone?

330
00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:34,279
Hello.

331
00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:35,045
I have.

332
00:13:35,045 --> 00:13:39,066
We could learn about science or
history it's set in a school, after all.

333
00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:40,233
Why aren't we learning?

334
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:44,087
And I know that's not enough, so.

335
00:13:45,973 --> 00:13:49,370
And so on.

336
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,065
Boo.

337
00:13:51,065 --> 00:13:54,730
It's possible there is more
skill to it than I thought.

338
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:55,980
Yes, yes, yes.

339
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:56,960
There is skill to it.

340
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,939
More importantly, it has to
be joyful, effortless, fun.

341
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,570
TV defeats it's own purpose
when it's pushing an agenda, or

342
00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:08,720
trying to defeat other TV or being
proud or ashamed of itself for existing.

343
00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:11,820
It's TV, it's comfort.

344
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:17,770
It's a friend you've known so well,
and for so long you just let it be with you

345
00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:24,050
and it needs to be okay for it
to have a bad day or phone in a day.

346
00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:27,693
And it needs to be okay for it to
get on a boat with Levar Burton and

347
00:14:27,693 --> 00:14:28,306
never come back.

348
00:14:31,077 --> 00:14:33,486
Because eventually, it all will.

349
00:14:36,347 --> 00:14:38,176
I'm fine. I know.

350
00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:41,238
It's not just that.

351
00:14:41,238 --> 00:14:43,703
It's just such a classic mistake but.

352
00:14:43,703 --> 00:14:46,025
I got really attached to my pitch.

353
00:14:46,025 --> 00:14:48,950
I had a sound track in
my head and everything.

354
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,982
Well I agree with Abed.

355
00:14:50,982 --> 00:14:53,490
And I have an effortless pitch.

356
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:54,627
Mm.

357
00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:02,650
So, how's this semesters
crop of apples looking?

358
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,270
Britta's been out rotting.

359
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,660
Asian kid in my math class,

360
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:08,180
doesn't want to study because he
doesn't want to be a stereotype.

361
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:08,950
It's pretty funny.

362
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,180
Sounds like a strong B story.

363
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:13,050
And I can say that without throwing
anyone because I teach TV appreciation.

364
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,750
Chang you can send that student to
me and we'll make it more serious.

365
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,244
I'm the school shrink I can
wear these glasses every episode.

366
00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:19,219
You are super hot in them.

367
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:19,719
Yeah.

368
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,865
Very hot.

369
00:15:20,865 --> 00:15:23,460
Mm-hm. This gives me a more solid
reason to interact with you than

370
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,790
a stupid committee.

371
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,230
By the way I'm a lesbian.

372
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,675
That's why I haven't hit on Jeff.

373
00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:28,390
Mm.

374
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:30,550
Here's my deal, I teach criminology.

375
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:34,360
But look, it's the original Annie.

376
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,160
But I'm grown up and I'm
hot, but not little girl hot.

377
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,040
And I'm happy and we're all
together and it makes sense.

378
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,414
We just might live the good life yet.

379
00:15:44,414 --> 00:15:45,693
Hi! Dean!

380
00:15:48,638 --> 00:15:51,032
Dean, I told you not to come
into the teachers lounge,

381
00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:52,710
you're supposed to be in dean class.

382
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,440
How can I learn to be dean if
I can't hang out with teachers?

383
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,053
We're supposed to be shaping minds,
but we keep shaping each other.

384
00:15:58,053 --> 00:15:59,295
Bring it in.

385
00:16:05,634 --> 00:16:08,680
In this version, will you
tell me what to do a lot?

386
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,200
Am I on meds in it?

387
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,800
I'm mellow and relatable.

388
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,330
I like it.

389
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:16,360
I would love to teach at Greendale,
and I do miss wearing skirts.

390
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,780
Why don't you shallow a
horse pill size contrivance,

391
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,070
it would open up new areas and dynamics.

392
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:20,840
And it's evergreen.

393
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,400
Well great that's settled.

394
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,910
How do we make it real?

395
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:26,680
Annie, maybe you should start
looking into education classes.

396
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,620
You too, Abed. Well,

397
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:31,228
I should probably tell you guys
that I'm moving to Los Angeles.

398
00:16:31,228 --> 00:16:31,960
What?

399
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,790
Yeah, like a real TV executive I was
letting you guys work your ass off,

400
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,850
because there's no profit
in saying no to an idea, but

401
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:38,640
now that it's time for me
to commit I have to pass.

402
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,310
I got a job as a PA on a Fox
show, it's in a video game studio.

403
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:44,520
It's like 30 Rock, meets
IT Crowd, meets, well me,

404
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:48,050
I'm growin' up That's so great Abed.

405
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:48,990
Congratulations Abed.

406
00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:49,660
I'm so happy for you.

407
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,532
But you're coming back right?

408
00:16:52,532 --> 00:16:53,032
Maybe.

409
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:56,344
Probably.

410
00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:00,235
Maybe.

411
00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:02,160
That's six seasons and a movie.

412
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,320
Jeff I know it comforts you to look
at things through that metal lens,

413
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,720
but this is reality.

414
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,320
TV's rules aren't based on common sense.

415
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,650
They're based on the studio wanting
to milk their properties dry.

416
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:11,280
Here here.

417
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,900
Cheers to that and cheers to Abed.

418
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,570
Cheers!

419
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:29,798
What, Jeffrey?

420
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:30,332
Hey.

421
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:36,513
And so on.

422
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,740
Annie I'm home.

423
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,190
Hey there.

424
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,010
How was your day?

425
00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,560
Did anything funny happen?

426
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,640
Who cares.

427
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,250
How was your day?

428
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,970
Good. Sebastian did some drawing.

429
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:03,920
Sebastian?

430
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,110
Let's look at them.

431
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:06,010
Sebastian.

432
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,260
Sebastian.

433
00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:09,830
Back to your child area.

434
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,196
Aw. I love you.

435
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:18,470
Are you okay?

436
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,760
Is this really what you want?

437
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,450
Of course.

438
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:25,060
I mean, I'd be fine with a dog too.

439
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,360
But, whatever you want.

440
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,710
Do you have any idea what I want?

441
00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:29,245
Yes.

442
00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:42,549
How'd you get in here?

443
00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:43,535
I pulled the spare key so

444
00:18:43,535 --> 00:18:45,860
the dean would stop leaving
them under the welcome mat.

445
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,250
You left weirdly.

446
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,990
Well, there's no normal
way to do anything now.

447
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:53,490
Yeah.

448
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,400
You're gonna be fine, you know.

449
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,440
I don't wanna be fine.

450
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,842
I wanna be 25 and heading
out into the world.

451
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:06,104
I wanna fall asleep on a beach and
be able to walk the next day, or

452
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,790
stay up all night on accident.

453
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,590
I wanna wear a t-shirt without
looking like I forgot to get dressed.

454
00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:14,698
I want to be terrified of AIDS, I
want to have an opinion about those,

455
00:19:16,742 --> 00:19:19,760
boring ass Marvel movies.

456
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,080
And I want those opinions to be of
any concern to the people making them.

457
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,940
Well I want to live in the same home for

458
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:30,520
more than a year, order
wine without feeling nervous,

459
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:35,180
have a resume full of crazy
mistakes instead of crazy lies.

460
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:38,960
I want stories and wisdom, perspective.

461
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:44,002
I wanna have so much behind me I'm
not a slave to what's in front of me,

462
00:19:44,002 --> 00:19:48,460
especially these flavorless
unremarkable Marvel movie.

463
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,420
They are so not a big deal!

464
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,920
I know! It's just all there is!

465
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,450
Yes, and you get to say that!

466
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:57,410
I could screw myself if I say it,
but there's pressures on me you don't

467
00:19:57,410 --> 00:20:02,670
have to live under, if you
accept that you're older.

468
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:07,020
And let the kid stuff go.

469
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:07,750
I let you go, Annie.

470
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,720
From my hands and my head.

471
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:18,830
The heart, which cynics say is
code for penis, wants what it wants.

472
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,007
But I let you go.

473
00:20:30,308 --> 00:20:31,700
The others are coming.

474
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:36,820
I think you should kiss me
goodbye or you might regret it for

475
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,420
the rest of your life.

476
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,760
What about you?

477
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,110
Oh, I'll regret the kiss
for a week, I'm in my 20s.

478
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:42,610
Who cares?

479
00:21:01,768 --> 00:21:05,538
Are we interrupting?

480
00:21:05,538 --> 00:21:07,268
Stop being gross!

481
00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:09,830
Are you guys doing an
unauthorized finale in here?

482
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:10,420
Not cool.

483
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,330
Abed, I know it gives you
comfort to see everything

484
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:16,600
through that metal lens, but we
were just saying goodbye to the room.

485
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,880
For season six.

486
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,290
Season seven, who knows?

487
00:21:20,290 --> 00:21:21,520
It's out of our hands.

488
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,530
Too many variables.

489
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:23,040
Cool.

490
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:23,650
Cool, cool.

491
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,150
Cool, cool.

492
00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:26,310
Cool.

493
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:29,960
That was one cool for each season.

494
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,540
Wait, do it again.

495
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,629
I want to try something.

496
00:21:31,629 --> 00:21:32,227
Cool.

497
00:21:32,227 --> 00:21:33,016
Cool, cool.

498
00:21:33,016 --> 00:21:34,659
Cool.

499
00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:35,245
Oh.

500
00:21:35,245 --> 00:21:36,250
Cool, cool.

501
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,610
I farted during the fourth one.

502
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:39,780
It's an inside joke.

503
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:40,820
I'm gonna miss you guys.

504
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:43,010
Gay. You know what I
think everybody should do,

505
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,480
as a humble outsider that
came in and nailed it?

506
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:50,050
I think everyone should imagine their
own personal version of season seven

507
00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:51,180
and not share it with anyone.

508
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:52,850
And then maybe it'll come true.

509
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:53,890
No cutting to any of them.

510
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:54,823
If you cut to it, it won't come true.

511
00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:11,406
You just stopped being a study group.

512
00:22:11,406 --> 00:22:15,700
I hereby pronounce you a community.

513
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,880
Brianna, you're the driven idealist.

514
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,750
Kaylee, you're the fiery passionate one.

515
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:25,120
We might have a fun no strings and
Mackenzie, the kooky nerdy one, and

516
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,540
Hailey, the other nerdy one!

517
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,800
You guys should be best
friends and have pillow fights.

518
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,990
And there's Phoebe, the wise one.

519
00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:32,410
No? You're nerdy too?

520
00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:35,410
Okay, and the rest of
you are the redhead ones.

521
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:39,210
And we're gonna have some
pretty crazy times, and

522
00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:42,240
eventually you'll leave
and be replaced by new ones.

523
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,200
And that's something I'm
equipped to handle now.

524
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,170
I'm sort of the hero that way.

525
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,710
We can cut to them at home though, right?

526
00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:52,120
I mean by ourselves?

527
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:52,620
Sure.

528
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,310
I love that I got to be with you guys.

529
00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:58,260
Gay. You saved my life,
and changed it forever.

530
00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:58,930
Gay!

531
00:22:58,930 --> 00:23:00,177
Thank you.

532
00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:17,103
I'm gay.

533
00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:21,212
I'm for real gay.

534
00:23:21,212 --> 00:23:26,135
I'm legit gay!

535
00:23:26,135 --> 00:23:32,774
Oh, there's a river that winds on
forever I'm gonna see where it leads.

536
00:23:32,774 --> 00:23:40,495
Oh, there's a mountain that no man has
mounted I'm gonna stand on the peak.

537
00:23:40,495 --> 00:23:44,570
Out there's a land that time don't command.

538
00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:48,529
Wanna be the first to arrive.

539
00:23:48,529 --> 00:23:52,615
No time for ponderin' why I'm a-wanderin.

540
00:23:52,615 --> 00:23:56,446
Nowhere the buses lay.

541
00:23:56,446 --> 00:24:03,493
To the ends, to the
ends would you follow me?

542
00:24:03,493 --> 00:24:11,490
There's a world that
was meant for us to see.

543
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:14,914
To the ends of the earth
would you follow me?

544
00:24:34,769 --> 00:24:35,914
This is the show.

545
00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:37,334
Right, that's right.

546
00:24:42,738 --> 00:24:43,870
Community!

547
00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:45,840
The hit show is now a hit board game.

548
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,100
More like an I'm bored game.

549
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:48,870
Shut up, Leonard.

550
00:24:48,870 --> 00:24:52,481
You look like a German puppet maker
and smell like the inside of a church.

551
00:24:52,481 --> 00:24:55,773
Blah, blah, blah commercial video
describing the rules of gameplay.

552
00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:57,370
I like you, Leonard.

553
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,890
As a friend.

554
00:24:58,890 --> 00:24:59,730
Ooh.

555
00:24:59,730 --> 00:25:03,150
Sorry Britta, but that
friendship just got a benefit.

556
00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,870
Collect all the other
players' identities and

557
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:08,740
be the first to figure out if the
game is part of the show or, I got it.

558
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,281
The whole show is
happening inside this game.

559
00:25:11,281 --> 00:25:13,430
Then explain this.

560
00:25:16,196 --> 00:25:17,400
What is it?

561
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:23,288
It's a script of a fake commercial
at the end of season six,

562
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:26,290
starring this family.

563
00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:27,860
Sorry, dad.

564
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:28,730
Guess I win.

565
00:25:30,890 --> 00:25:31,680
You stupid child.

566
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,620
Nobody's winning anything.

567
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:35,300
Don't you see?

568
00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:38,180
This means we don't exist.

569
00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:43,186
We're not created by God,
we're created by a joke.

570
00:25:43,186 --> 00:25:46,808
We were never born, and we
will never actually live.

571
00:25:54,861 --> 00:25:55,890
Dice not included.

572
00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:56,910
Some assembly required.

573
00:25:56,910 --> 00:25:58,370
Lines between perception, desire, and

574
00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:00,460
reality may become blurred,
redundant, or interchangeable.

575
00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:03,125
Characters may hook up with no
regard for your emotional investment.

576
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,015
Some episodes too conceptual to be funny.

577
00:26:05,015 --> 00:26:06,695
Some too funny to be immersive, and some so

578
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:07,865
immersive they still aren't funny.

579
00:26:07,865 --> 00:26:09,435
Consistency between seasons may vary.

580
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:12,155
Viewers may be measured by a secretive
obsolete system based on selected

581
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:14,265
participants keeping handwritten
journals of what they watch.

582
00:26:14,265 --> 00:26:16,275
Show may be cancelled and moved
to the Internet, where it turns out

583
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,410
tens of millions were watching
the whole time, may not matter.

584
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,820
Fake commercial may end with disclaimer
gag which may descend into vain

585
00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:22,580
Chuck Lorre-esque rant
by narcissistic creator.

586
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:23,625
Creator may be unstable.

587
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,170
Therapist may have told
creator this is not how

588
00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:26,230
you make yourself a good person.

589
00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:28,570
Life may pass by while we ignore
or mistreat those close to us.

590
00:26:28,570 --> 00:26:29,821
Those close to us may be those watching.

591
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:31,674
Those people may want
to know I love them,

592
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,072
nut I may be incapable of saying it.

593
00:26:33,072 --> 00:26:35,034
Contains pieces the size
of a child's esophagus.

594
00:26:36,435 --> 00:26:40,435
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