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School's out, bitches.

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Congratulations, Greendale students!

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We've pulled off another year
and we're still standing.

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Take that, health inspector,
building inspector,

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foundation inspector,
water line inspector, geologist,

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exterminator, plumber, and dad.

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Abed.

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Why bring a metronome?

9
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I thought the sound might accentuate
the anxious idleness

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of our last meeting's final seconds.

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- Good job, bad idea.
- Okay, that is done.

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There's more!

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This one is exciting.

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We have to rename
the Save Greendale committee,

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due to the fact that Greendale
is done being saved!

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You think that's more exciting
than summer?

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Oh, am I stealing your rays, dude?

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Come on, it's neat!

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Our mission is finally accomplished,
once and for all,

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so what do we call ourselves now?

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- The accomplishers.
- The obsoletists.

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- Steven King's dreamcatchers.
- Susan.

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You guys are rebelling
against yourselves.

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You get that, right?

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The current trend in branding
is unique,

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simplistic, phonetically
memorable gibberish.

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How about nipple dippers?

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I like nipple dippers.

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You guys.

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Nippledippers.com is available.

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- Grab that mother.
- Done.

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Nipple dippers, listen up.
Text from the dean.

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Don't leave yet, I'm almost there.

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Special celebration.

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Just finished entire semester
without wearing a single silly outfit.

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I didn't even notice.
Good for him.

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Hey everybody!

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I made it!

39
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Obviously, I binged pretty hard there
after the bell rang but, I made it!

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Are you guys going out
to celebrate or something?

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Maybe I'll tag along, it's been
a tough year, I could use a drink.

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We were gonna to
Britta's bar whenever

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Mother time is willing
to call it a year.

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Okay fine, we're done, happy summer.

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Nipple dippers drink for free!

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I'll pay for my drinks,
I'm not acknowledging that title.

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- You owe me ten bucks for the domain.
- I won't be able to join you.

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I gotta get on
the road to California.

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I got a job through LinkedIn.

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What?
That's crazy!

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People use LinkedIn?

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LinkedIn hired me to help figure out
why people don't use it.

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Also, I have an old lady friend
I went to high school with

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who just became un-married last week
and I thought I'd look her up.

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Wow, you work fast.

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Or actually, very slow.

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- Either way, good luck.
- Are you coming back Elroy?

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I think so.

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Probably.

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Maybe.

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Have a great summer.

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Resync for WEB-DL by Kyros
www.addic7ed.com

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You guys think bars scene always
have to start at a billiards shot?

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Or do you think every time someone
takes a shot a in billiards

65
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they start a new bar scene
without knowing it?

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- What?
- You can just say shut up Abed.

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Okay, ask me if I'm coming back?

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Are you coming back?

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Yeah.

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Probably.

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Maybe.

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I mean what was that, right?

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That was an Irish goodbye.
Let's give it an Irish wake.

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Six years guys.

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Nipple dippers.

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Nipple dippers.

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Where's Annie?

78
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I mean no offense to you guys
but she's the only one that gets me.

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She said she had an interview?

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Six years.

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Six seasons, right Abed?

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- Don't put a nickel in him.
- Stop mitigating everyone.

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So Abed,
what happens in season seven?

84
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Oh, man.

85
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I don't know
how likely season seven is.

86
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I mean, what show ever peaks
after season six?

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Simpsons, Seinfeld,
South Park, Friends.

88
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Those shows weren't hemorrhaging
characters every year.

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Oh, I don't like that word,
hemorrhaging.

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I'll see what I can do.

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What if Shirley came back,
would that change your disposition?

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Shirley could get us back on formula,
but I don't see it turning us around.

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Sorry, what's our formula?

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Well, basically.

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I have a placeholder so set up it,
makes analogies look like punchlines.

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My setup lacks awareness,
but my punchline doesn't know.

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Abusively cynical one liner
dismissing everything you just said.

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Absurd reaction.

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You guys, can we put a pin in the B story
and focus on the A story?

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I don't trust A stories.
Never have, never will.

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I had a set up about a story
that was so placeholder,

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the punchline came five words early.

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And I can tag it too.

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I'll just take a moment to explain
the risks involved

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in all decisions made
from here until eternity.

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- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Frankie Dart.

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Is this combination gonna work?

108
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Not my place to say.
Abed?

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Lizard.

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Fire hydrant.

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Obama.

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Shane!

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You know, I put time into
what I do wardrobe wise.

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See, Shirley, no Shirley,
what does it matter, right?

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Abed, we're not formulas,

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and if I had no self-awareness,
I think I'd know.

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Things have a certain
structure to them.

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If we stray from it, we're weird,
if we stick to it, we're boring.

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Yeah, but isn't that more
about the shape of your brain, Abed?

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I mean, no offense or anything.

121
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But isn't the shape of your brain
kinda fucked up?

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Hm. What's your season seven pitch?

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My pitch for your fall semester
at Greendale

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is that everyone is nice and has fun
and grows together.

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Shirley or Elroy?

126
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See, that's racist, man.

127
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Shirley or Elroy?
That's racist.

128
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How about they both come back?

129
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How about there's a whole
third black person?

130
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Where do they all sit?

131
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Well they sit wherever they
want to sit, as of the 1960s.

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- They sit.
- Just pitch it.

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- Don't pitch it.
- I'm pitching it.

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Guess what?

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I made something.

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I made a belt with fabric.

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How cute is that?

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Well, I think that's very cute,
so oh, and I love you guys.

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I've got, I'm angry and you
should vote or don't vote.

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Sweet Hallelujah!
These are good times, baby.

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Good times girl, good times.

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I thought of something.

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We should go to the market.

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Yeah, we should.

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Wouldn't that be like a thing we saw,
and didn't we do that?

146
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So shouldn't we be more
ashamed and clever?

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And make everything more difficult?

148
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And I think we should be deeply sad.

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And I'm nuts.

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- But I'm happy.
- And I'm happy too.

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And you know, hallelujah, and church,
and singing, and street wisdom.

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Crazy, and racist, and terrible!

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I agree.

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You're being way too linear
about this.

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Shirley, Elroy, Troy,
Hickey, living in the past.

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Season seven don't need no past.

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- What are you pitching?
- Don't pitch!

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This is my pitch.

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All right, that includes all notes
and business

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as it pertains to the files.

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How are you guys doing?

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- Babe, how you doing, girl?
- I'm cool, it's all good.

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- Annie, you're looking fine.
- Thank you.

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Hey, what about me?

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Hey everybody, look at me!
I'm ice cube head!

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I've got an ice cube for a head.

167
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I also eat cell phones, so you better be
careful with those cellphones around me,

168
00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:05,971
because they taste like prime rib
where I'm from.

169
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Oh ho ho, boy.

170
00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,754
Imagine the times
we'll all get in together,

171
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especially when I use my powers
to help solve all your problems.

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It's getting crazy in here!

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- All right, I'm going home.
- What?

174
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Guys, we just finished year six.

175
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And it was hard work.
And I don't really care about Greendale.

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And I don't wanna spend my brief moment
of humanity doing conceptual riffs,

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developing the imaginary
TV show of our lives.

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By the way, terrible improv.

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Ice cube head?
You were just looking at your drink.

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Busted.

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Annie?

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I got the internship.

183
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I got the internship!

184
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I'm gonna intern for the FBI.

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I'll leave in a week.
I'll be in DC all summer.

186
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,595
You're leaving the nest.
Can I have your bedroom?

187
00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,210
If you don't come back,
if you don't come back.

188
00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:07,804
Well, I'm definitely coming back,
probably.

189
00:09:08,784 --> 00:09:11,050
Maybe, maybe, maybe.

190
00:09:14,644 --> 00:09:16,431
Okay, next order of business.

191
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,558
Mr. Winger, Garrett's
holding Leonard's hand again.

192
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,727
- Garrett, stop doing that.
- I'm checking for a pulse.

193
00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:24,063
Say, hands off the Leonard dice.

194
00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:26,841
Question, when can we start
the next paintball game?

195
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,327
I don't think he can force it.

196
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Lots of things can be forced,

197
00:09:30,245 --> 00:09:33,195
like a human head through
a six-inch drain pipe.

198
00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,285
- What?
- Just kidding, pal.

199
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,061
Okay, did anyone on the sustained
Greendale committee

200
00:09:40,186 --> 00:09:41,956
do any of their assignments
this week.

201
00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:43,123
Scrunch.

202
00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,975
Sorry, bro.
I don't work for you.

203
00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,266
You work for me.

204
00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:48,894
I'm the tech billionaire that bought
this dump and cuts your paycheck.

205
00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:50,882
If you can call that a paycheck.

206
00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:53,384
I've seen more zeroes
over Pearl Harbor.

207
00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,581
There were hundreds of them.

208
00:09:56,706 --> 00:10:00,267
The sky was black with smoke bombs.

209
00:10:02,871 --> 00:10:05,424
Double click this, Winger.
It's your job to work.

210
00:10:05,549 --> 00:10:07,065
It is our job to party.

211
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,150
And hatch harebrained schemes.

212
00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:10,735
And get laid.

213
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:11,986
And get laid.

214
00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,572
And eventually leave you here
as well.

215
00:10:18,181 --> 00:10:19,716
Jeff, you okay?

216
00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:23,665
Oh, I, I was taken aback.
It's big news.

217
00:10:25,732 --> 00:10:27,418
What have you guys been doing?

218
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:29,753
We were just...

219
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,051
looking for ways
to make season seven work.

220
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,302
We've got through six seasons.
I mean what's up with that?

221
00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:39,134
Where's season seven?
We gotta figure out season seven.

222
00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:41,842
Or maybe we could just hang out.

223
00:10:54,674 --> 00:10:55,738
Sorry I'm late.

224
00:10:55,904 --> 00:10:58,561
Last night was so insane,
it made the insane clown posse

225
00:10:58,686 --> 00:11:00,743
look like the well-adjusted
clown posse.

226
00:11:00,909 --> 00:11:03,376
It must be hard work running away
from your own age.

227
00:11:03,501 --> 00:11:05,081
Has anyone seen my e-cigarette?

228
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,791
There should be a charity
for people like you.

229
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:07,875
Thank you.

230
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,416
I don't know if can keep
making the commute

231
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,712
from here to the FBI headquarters.

232
00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:13,715
Britta, Abed,
I'll have to move back in.

233
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,133
I moved in with them.

234
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,884
Chang, we have files.

235
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:17,802
Moving out.

236
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,039
You seem stressed, Annie.

237
00:11:19,164 --> 00:11:21,973
Are those last few criminology credits
you need hard to get at Greendale?

238
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,892
Please. The only credit that it's hard
to get at Greendale is from a bank.

239
00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:28,063
It's just, they have schools
for this kind of stuff at Quantico.

240
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,488
Being with you guys is great,
but why is this a good choice for me?

241
00:11:32,613 --> 00:11:34,694
Why doesn't the audience
feel sorry for me?

242
00:11:35,919 --> 00:11:37,780
- Your parents have been murdered.
- By whom?

243
00:11:37,946 --> 00:11:40,491
The police won't touch it.
They're calling it a double suicide.

244
00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:42,702
I got this.

245
00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:47,954
You're proposing a version of the show
in which Annie comes back,

246
00:11:48,079 --> 00:11:50,209
and it hinges
on the murder of my parents.

247
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,433
It's a placeholder.

248
00:11:51,558 --> 00:11:54,643
I'm just saying there's always
gonna be a need for law at Greendale.

249
00:11:54,768 --> 00:11:56,438
You remember the ass crack bandit?

250
00:12:00,089 --> 00:12:01,858
Do I remember?
I mean...

251
00:12:01,983 --> 00:12:03,141
Doesn't everybody.

252
00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:04,515
Could have been anybody.

253
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,624
What is with this diaper thing?

254
00:12:06,749 --> 00:12:07,935
Is it about shaming me?

255
00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:10,104
Do you really want a bunch
of people dressing you?

256
00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,656
It would be polite to try.

257
00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:13,156
It's nice to see you interested
in this stuff.

258
00:12:13,281 --> 00:12:15,266
- But I wouldn't watch that season.
- Me, neither.

259
00:12:15,391 --> 00:12:17,612
You wanna know
a perfect season seven?

260
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:21,824
I can't count the reasons
I should stay.

261
00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:25,870
One by one, they all just fade away.

262
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:26,954
Guess what Senator?

263
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,206
You were allowed to call us terrorists
before we moved to international waters,

264
00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:31,732
but we're a nation now.

265
00:12:31,857 --> 00:12:33,736
So I guess this is fucking war.

266
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,005
Annie, I'm gonna need you
to go to Washington.

267
00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:37,757
- I'm scared.
- Be more scared than that.

268
00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:40,802
The protesters are scared.
They need you to talk to them.

269
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,124
They should be scared,

270
00:12:42,249 --> 00:12:44,583
but they shouldn't need a leader
to tell them what to do.

271
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:47,674
We're all born free
into a world of lies.

272
00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,560
But let's talk about
you for a second, though.

273
00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:51,291
Well, I'm not a joke anymore.

274
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,940
I'm strictly transgender.
I'm not all this other stuff.

275
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:58,071
I represent the transgender community,
and it's a real thing.

276
00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:01,114
I am not crazy, but I do have flaws.
I'm smart.

277
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,335
All this other stuff,
glad to be of service, Britta.

278
00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:05,952
I want my diaper back.

279
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,912
I don't even own a TV
and I wouldn't watch that.

280
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,497
Oh yeah, what's your pitch?

281
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:14,168
Oh, well, I mean,
it's not that complicated is it?

282
00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:28,693
Hello.

283
00:13:28,818 --> 00:13:29,434
Hello.

284
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,309
Hello.

285
00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:31,144
How's everyone?

286
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:31,936
Hello.

287
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:32,897
I have.

288
00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:36,980
We could learn about science or
history it's set in a school, after all.

289
00:13:37,105 --> 00:13:38,684
Why aren't we learning?

290
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,398
And I know that's not enough, so.

291
00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:47,034
And so on.

292
00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:52,248
It's possible there is more skill to it
than I thought.

293
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,500
There is skill to it.

294
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:58,747
More importantly, it has to be joyful,
effortless, fun.

295
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:02,139
TV defeats it's own purpose
when it's pushing an agenda,

296
00:14:02,264 --> 00:14:03,768
or trying to defeat other TV

297
00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:06,606
or being proud
or ashamed of itself for existing.

298
00:14:07,386 --> 00:14:09,619
It's TV, it's comfort.

299
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:11,768
It's a friend you've known so well,

300
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,436
and for so long

301
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,005
you just let it be with you

302
00:14:18,387 --> 00:14:20,605
and it needs to be okay for it
to have a bad day

303
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:21,911
or phone in a day.

304
00:14:23,078 --> 00:14:25,376
And it needs to be okay for it to
get on a boat with Levar Burton

305
00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:26,801
and never come back.

306
00:14:28,953 --> 00:14:30,755
Because eventually, it all will.

307
00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:35,287
I'm fine.

308
00:14:35,412 --> 00:14:36,413
I know.

309
00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:38,921
It's not just that.

310
00:14:39,474 --> 00:14:43,708
It's just such a classic mistake
but I got really attached to my pitch.

311
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,385
I had a sound track in my head
and everything.

312
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,012
Well I agree with Abed.

313
00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:50,519
And I have an effortless pitch.

314
00:14:56,798 --> 00:15:00,333
So, how's this semesters
crop of apples looking?

315
00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:02,151
Britta's been out rotting.

316
00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:04,057
Asian kid in my math class,
doesn't want to study

317
00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:05,863
because he doesn't want
to be a stereotype.

318
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,863
- It's pretty funny.
- Sounds like a strong B story.

319
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:10,868
And I can say that without throwing
anyone because I teach TV appreciation.

320
00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,265
Chang you can send that student to me
and we'll make it more serious.

321
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,790
I'm the school shrink I can
wear these glasses every episode.

322
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,208
You are super hot in them.

323
00:15:17,471 --> 00:15:18,835
Very hot.

324
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,044
This gives me a more solid reason
to interact with you

325
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,334
than a stupid committee.

326
00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:23,802
By the way I'm a lesbian.

327
00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:25,483
That's why I haven't hit on Jeff.

328
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,999
Here's my deal, I teach criminology.

329
00:15:28,124 --> 00:15:31,639
But look, it's the original Annie.

330
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,589
But I'm grown up and I'm hot,
but not little girl hot.

331
00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:38,521
And I'm happy and we're all together
and it makes sense.

332
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,399
We just might live the good life yet.

333
00:15:42,347 --> 00:15:43,609
Hi, dean!

334
00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:48,523
Dean, I told you not to come
into the teachers lounge,

335
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,116
you're supposed to be in dean class.

336
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,910
How can I learn to be dean
if I can't hang out with teachers?

337
00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:56,301
We're supposed to be shaping minds,
but we keep shaping each other.

338
00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:57,206
Bring it in.

339
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:06,111
In this version,
will you tell me what to do a lot?

340
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,686
Am I on meds in it?

341
00:16:07,811 --> 00:16:09,844
I'm mellow and relatable.
I like it.

342
00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:14,056
I would love to teach at Greendale,
and I do miss wearing skirts.

343
00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:15,814
Why don't you shallow a horse pill
size contrivance,

344
00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:17,372
it would open up new
areas and dynamics.

345
00:16:17,497 --> 00:16:18,564
And it's evergreen.

346
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:21,295
Well great that's settled.
How do we make it real?

347
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,816
Annie, maybe you should start
looking into education classes.

348
00:16:24,135 --> 00:16:25,192
You too, Abed.

349
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:28,029
I should probably tell you guys
that I'm moving to Los Angeles.

350
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,428
What?

351
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,322
Like a real TV executive I was
letting you guys work your ass off,

352
00:16:32,447 --> 00:16:34,100
because there's no profit
in saying no to an idea,

353
00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:35,995
but now that it's time for me
to commit I have to pass.

354
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,706
I got a job as a PA on a Fox show,
it's in a video game studio.

355
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:42,318
It's like 30 Rock, meets IT Crowd,
meets, well me,

356
00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:45,588
- I'm growin' up.
- That's so great Abed.

357
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,173
- Congratulations Abed.
- I'm so happy for you.

358
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,127
But you're coming back right?

359
00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:51,025
Maybe.

360
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,335
Probably.

361
00:16:56,621 --> 00:16:57,433
Maybe.

362
00:16:57,732 --> 00:16:59,560
That's six seasons and a movie.

363
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:02,277
Jeff I know it comforts you to look
at things through that metal lens,

364
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,075
but this is reality.

365
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,733
TV's rules aren't based
on common sense.

366
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,735
They're based on the studio wanting
to milk their properties dry.

367
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:08,821
Here here.

368
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:11,364
Cheers to that and cheers to Abed.

369
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,448
Cheers!

370
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,536
What, Jeffrey?

371
00:17:33,462 --> 00:17:34,553
And so on.

372
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,760
- Annie I'm home.
- Hey there.

373
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:56,409
How was your day?
Did anything funny happen?

374
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,604
Who cares.

375
00:17:58,588 --> 00:17:59,661
How was your day?

376
00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:01,672
Good.
Sebastian did some drawing.

377
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:03,374
Sebastian?
Let's look at them.

378
00:18:03,937 --> 00:18:04,857
Sebastian.

379
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:05,876
Sebastian.

380
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,907
Back to your child area.

381
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:12,218
I love you.

382
00:18:15,712 --> 00:18:16,823
Are you okay?

383
00:18:17,211 --> 00:18:19,390
Is this really what you want?

384
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,585
Of course.

385
00:18:21,192 --> 00:18:23,762
I mean, I'd be fine with a dog too.

386
00:18:23,887 --> 00:18:25,312
But, whatever you want.

387
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:27,231
Do you have any idea what I want?

388
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,398
Yes.

389
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,464
How'd you get in here?

390
00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:42,732
I pulled the spare key

391
00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:45,229
so the dean would stop leaving them
under the welcome mat.

392
00:18:46,703 --> 00:18:49,045
You left weirdly.

393
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,633
Well, there's no normal way
to do anything now.

394
00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:55,885
You're gonna be fine, you know.

395
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:57,647
I don't wanna be fine.

396
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,210
I wanna be 25
and heading out into the world.

397
00:19:01,798 --> 00:19:04,643
I wanna fall asleep on a beach
and be able to walk the next day,

398
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:06,492
or stay up all night on accident.

399
00:19:06,617 --> 00:19:09,727
I wanna wear a t-shirt without
looking like I forgot to get dressed.

400
00:19:09,852 --> 00:19:13,888
I want to be terrified of AIDS,
I want to have an opinion about those,

401
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,790
boring ass Marvel movies.

402
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,827
And I want those opinions to be of
any concern to the people making them.

403
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:24,642
Well I want to live in the same home

404
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:28,843
for more than a year,
order wine without feeling nervous,

405
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:33,714
have a resume full of crazy mistakes
instead of crazy lies.

406
00:19:33,979 --> 00:19:37,826
I want stories and wisdom,
perspective.

407
00:19:37,951 --> 00:19:41,582
I wanna have so much behind me
I'm not a slave to what's in front of me,

408
00:19:41,707 --> 00:19:43,157
especially these...

409
00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:47,436
flavorless unremarkable Marvel movie.

410
00:19:47,602 --> 00:19:50,064
- They are so not a big deal!
- I know!

411
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,953
- It's just all there is!
- Yes, and you get to say that!

412
00:19:53,078 --> 00:19:54,872
I could screw myself if I say it,

413
00:19:54,997 --> 00:19:57,579
but there's pressures on me
you don't have to live under,

414
00:19:58,436 --> 00:20:01,735
if you accept that you're older.

415
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:04,078
And let the kid stuff go.

416
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,705
I let you go, Annie.

417
00:20:07,819 --> 00:20:09,962
From my hands and my head.

418
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:15,408
The heart, which cynics say
is code for penis,

419
00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:17,782
wants what it wants.

420
00:20:20,123 --> 00:20:21,495
But I let you go.

421
00:20:29,681 --> 00:20:31,086
The others are coming.

422
00:20:31,994 --> 00:20:34,787
I think you should kiss me goodbye

423
00:20:34,912 --> 00:20:36,986
or you might regret it
for the rest of your life.

424
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,696
What about you?

425
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,864
Oh, I'll regret the kiss for a week,
I'm in my 20s.

426
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:41,949
Who cares?

427
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,382
Are we interrupting?

428
00:21:05,507 --> 00:21:06,515
Stop being gross!

429
00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:08,578
Are you guys doing
an unauthorized finale in here?

430
00:21:08,703 --> 00:21:09,729
Not cool.

431
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,903
I know it gives you comfort to see
everything through that metal lens,

432
00:21:14,221 --> 00:21:16,023
but we were just saying goodbye
to the room.

433
00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:19,028
For season six.
Season seven, who knows?

434
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,197
It's out of our hands.
Too many variables.

435
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,489
Cool.
Cool, cool.

436
00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:23,656
Cool, cool.

437
00:21:24,637 --> 00:21:25,638
Cool.

438
00:21:27,143 --> 00:21:28,579
That was one cool for each season.

439
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,762
Wait, do it again.
I want to try something.

440
00:21:30,887 --> 00:21:31,643
Cool.

441
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:32,690
Cool, cool.

442
00:21:32,815 --> 00:21:33,816
Cool.

443
00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,136
Cool, cool.

444
00:21:35,676 --> 00:21:38,380
I farted during the fourth one.
It's an inside joke.

445
00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:40,257
- I'm gonna miss you guys.
- Gay.

446
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,850
You know what{* I think} everybody should do,
as a humble outsider

447
00:21:42,975 --> 00:21:44,282
that came in and nailed it?

448
00:21:44,407 --> 00:21:48,699
I think everyone should imagine their
own personal version of season seven

449
00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:50,207
and not share it with anyone.

450
00:21:50,332 --> 00:21:52,645
- And then maybe it'll come true.
- No cutting to any of them.

451
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,427
If you cut to it, it won't come true.

452
00:22:08,915 --> 00:22:10,882
You just stopped being a study group.

453
00:22:11,513 --> 00:22:14,819
I hereby pronounce you a community.

454
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,467
Brianna, you're the driven idealist.

455
00:22:17,592 --> 00:22:19,797
Kaylee,
you're the fiery passionate one.

456
00:22:20,069 --> 00:22:22,633
We might have a fun no strings and
Mackenzie,

457
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,386
the kooky nerdy one,
and Hailey, the other nerdy one!

458
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,786
You guys should be best friends
and have pillow fights.

459
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,697
And there's Phoebe, the wise one.

460
00:22:29,822 --> 00:22:30,849
No?
You're nerdy too?

461
00:22:31,221 --> 00:22:34,394
Okay, and the rest of you
are the redhead ones.

462
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,606
And we're gonna have some
pretty crazy times,

463
00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:41,351
and eventually you'll leave
and be replaced by new ones.

464
00:22:41,476 --> 00:22:43,809
And that's something I'm equipped
to handle now.

465
00:22:43,934 --> 00:22:45,614
I'm sort of the hero that way.

466
00:22:47,674 --> 00:22:49,698
We can cut to them at
home though, right?

467
00:22:49,823 --> 00:22:51,954
- I mean by ourselves?
- Sure.

468
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,747
I love that I got to be
with you guys.

469
00:22:54,050 --> 00:22:55,708
- Gay.
- You saved my life.

470
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,335
- And changed it forever.
- Gay!

471
00:22:58,501 --> 00:22:59,502
Thank you.

472
00:23:10,525 --> 00:23:12,246
I'm gay.

473
00:23:15,907 --> 00:23:17,805
I'm for real gay.

474
00:23:20,222 --> 00:23:22,192
I'm legit gay!

475
00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:27,573
<i>Oh, there's a river
that winds on forever</i>

476
00:23:28,196 --> 00:23:31,285
<i>I'm gonna see where it leads</i>

477
00:23:32,102 --> 00:23:36,059
<i>Oh, there's a mountain
that no man has mounted</i>

478
00:23:36,184 --> 00:23:38,895
<i>I'm gonna stand on the peak</i>

479
00:23:40,005 --> 00:23:43,932
<i>Out there's a land
that time don't command</i>

480
00:23:44,057 --> 00:23:47,122
<i>Wanna be the first to arrive</i>

481
00:23:47,971 --> 00:23:51,805
<i>No time for ponderin'
why I'm a-wanderin</i>

482
00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:55,184
<i>Nowhere the buses lay</i>

483
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:59,813
<i>To the ends, to the ends
would you follow me</i>

484
00:24:02,527 --> 00:24:07,074
<i>There's a world
that was meant for us to see</i>

485
00:24:09,569 --> 00:24:13,369
<i>To the ends of the earth
would you follow me</i>

486
00:24:33,864 --> 00:24:34,931
This is the show.

487
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,369
Right, that's right.

488
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:43,899
Community!

489
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,844
The hit show is now a hit board game.

490
00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:47,820
More like an I'm bored game.

491
00:24:48,173 --> 00:24:49,303
Shut up, Leonard.

492
00:24:49,428 --> 00:24:52,620
You look like a German puppet maker
and smell like the inside of a church.

493
00:24:52,745 --> 00:24:56,262
Blah, blah, blah commercial video
describing the rules of gameplay.

494
00:24:56,387 --> 00:24:58,330
I like you, Leonard.
As a friend.

495
00:24:59,609 --> 00:25:03,502
Sorry Britta, but that friendship
just got a benefit.

496
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,337
Collect all the other
players' identities

497
00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:07,714
and be the first to figure out
if the game is part of the show or...

498
00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:08,924
I got it.

499
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,360
The whole show is
happening inside this game.

500
00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:13,328
Then explain this.

501
00:25:16,422 --> 00:25:17,381
What is it?

502
00:25:17,506 --> 00:25:21,687
It's a script of a fake commercial

503
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,744
at the end of season six,

504
00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:25,858
starring this family.

505
00:25:26,196 --> 00:25:27,246
Sorry, dad.

506
00:25:27,731 --> 00:25:29,278
Guess I win.

507
00:25:30,911 --> 00:25:32,261
You stupid child.

508
00:25:33,001 --> 00:25:34,516
Nobody's winning anything.

509
00:25:34,641 --> 00:25:35,841
Don't you see?

510
00:25:36,751 --> 00:25:38,438
This means we don't exist.

511
00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:42,749
We're not created by God,
we're created by a joke.

512
00:25:43,358 --> 00:25:47,266
We were never born,
and we will never actually live.

513
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,936
Dice not included.
Some assembly required.

514
00:25:57,061 --> 00:25:58,710
Lines between perception, desire,
and reality

515
00:25:58,835 --> 00:26:00,486
may become blurred, redundant,
or interchangeable.

516
00:26:00,611 --> 00:26:03,151
Characters may hook up with no
regard for your emotional investment.

517
00:26:03,276 --> 00:26:05,041
Some episodes too conceptual
to be funny.

518
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,891
Some too funny to be immersive, and some
so immersive they still aren't funny.

519
00:26:08,016 --> 00:26:09,461
Consistency between seasons may vary.

520
00:26:09,586 --> 00:26:11,875
Viewers may be measured by a secretive
obsolete system based on

521
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,291
selected participants keeping
handwritten journals of what they watch.

522
00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:16,301
Show may be cancelled and moved
to the Internet, where it turns out

523
00:26:16,426 --> 00:26:18,436
tens of millions were watching
the whole time, may not matter.

524
00:26:18,561 --> 00:26:20,684
Fake commercial may end with disclaimer
gag which may descend

525
00:26:20,809 --> 00:26:22,606
into vain Chuck Lorre-esque rant
by narcissistic creator.

526
00:26:22,731 --> 00:26:23,651
Creator may be unstable.

527
00:26:23,776 --> 00:26:25,027
Therapist may have told creator
this is not

528
00:26:25,152 --> 00:26:26,312
how you make yourself a good person.

529
00:26:26,437 --> 00:26:28,596
Life may pass by while we ignore
or mistreat those close to us.

530
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,036
Those close to us may
be those watching.

531
00:26:30,161 --> 00:26:31,572
Those people may want
to know I love them,

532
00:26:31,697 --> 00:26:33,098
nut I may be incapable of saying it.

533
00:26:33,223 --> 00:26:35,344
Contains pieces the size
of a child's esophagus.

534
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,324
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