1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,238 --> 00:00:05,474 All right, weirdos. Listen up and listen up good. 3 00:00:05,476 --> 00:00:07,342 I got like a minute before he walks through the door. 4 00:00:07,344 --> 00:00:08,910 Who's coming through the door, Maya? 5 00:00:08,912 --> 00:00:10,345 Your Uncle Boing. 6 00:00:10,347 --> 00:00:12,214 Oh, Maya, you've got to get off of this. 7 00:00:12,216 --> 00:00:13,915 Nope. The reason he's not interested 8 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:15,350 is because I've been playing it all wrong. 9 00:00:15,352 --> 00:00:18,620 See, my strategy of turning into a total Nut job at the mere sight of him 10 00:00:18,622 --> 00:00:19,788 ain't working out as planned. 11 00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:21,656 Maya, it's nothing you're doing. 12 00:00:21,658 --> 00:00:22,724 It's the age difference. 13 00:00:22,726 --> 00:00:23,355 Three years older. 14 00:00:23,386 --> 00:00:25,657 Your dad married your mom. He's like 20 years older. 15 00:00:27,697 --> 00:00:30,298 We're exactly the same age. 16 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:31,400 What? 17 00:00:35,338 --> 00:00:36,872 I just need to be cash. 18 00:00:36,874 --> 00:00:38,540 How's this? 19 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:40,342 (Chuckles) 20 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,476 Yeah, how's this? 21 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:46,481 - Hey, family. - Yeah, hi. I don't care. 22 00:00:46,483 --> 00:00:48,383 My brother. 23 00:00:48,385 --> 00:00:49,059 My brother. 24 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,753 So, Riley, shouldn't we be heading to school now, 25 00:00:51,755 --> 00:00:54,289 since there's nothing here for me of any interest? 26 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:55,390 Sure. Let's go. 27 00:00:56,325 --> 00:00:58,393 Think she'll make it out the door? 28 00:00:58,395 --> 00:01:01,463 I give her 10 seconds before she jumps on his head. 29 00:01:04,168 --> 00:01:06,768 I came up here because I wanted to do this in front of all of you. 30 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:09,905 I hold in my hand an envelope from New York university. 31 00:01:09,907 --> 00:01:12,874 Ohh. Are we stopping? 32 00:01:12,876 --> 00:01:14,709 I'm not stopping. I'm resting. 33 00:01:16,846 --> 00:01:19,846 What's in this envelope tells me where I'm gonna be for the next four years. 34 00:01:20,650 --> 00:01:23,585 Ohh. Are we stopping? 35 00:01:23,587 --> 00:01:25,287 I'm not as young as I used to be. 36 00:01:26,989 --> 00:01:28,256 Good luck, Josh. 37 00:01:28,258 --> 00:01:29,391 Yeah, hi. I don't care. 38 00:01:31,494 --> 00:01:36,765 Is it just me or is there a new maturity in Maya that I haven't seen before? 39 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:38,733 I find it intriguing. 40 00:01:39,936 --> 00:01:41,636 (Screaming) Where will you be? 41 00:01:45,341 --> 00:01:47,576 Hold on to your dignity, woman! 42 00:01:48,811 --> 00:01:50,545 Too late for that. 43 00:01:54,283 --> 00:01:56,017 Get off me, you little ferret! 44 00:01:56,019 --> 00:01:56,619 Give it! 45 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,050 - It's my life! - It affects me, too! 46 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:03,024 - "Dear applicant Boing." - It doesn't say that. 47 00:02:03,026 --> 00:02:05,460 "This year we are only accepting married applicants." 48 00:02:05,462 --> 00:02:07,329 It doesn't say that! 49 00:02:07,331 --> 00:02:10,532 "So... We regret to inform you that..." 50 00:02:10,534 --> 00:02:12,067 Regret to inform me? 51 00:02:12,069 --> 00:02:14,436 "We regret to inform you that you will be spending 52 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,638 the next four years in New York with Maya!" 53 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,306 I got in? I got in! 54 00:02:18,308 --> 00:02:19,975 We got in. Congratulations. 55 00:02:19,977 --> 00:02:22,377 - All: Yay! - That's so great. 56 00:02:22,379 --> 00:02:24,412 I don't know what this means. 57 00:02:26,549 --> 00:02:28,016 Congratulations, buddy. 58 00:02:28,018 --> 00:02:29,351 I'm so proud of you. 59 00:02:29,353 --> 00:02:30,485 It means a lot, Cory. 60 00:02:30,487 --> 00:02:31,720 All very exciting, I'm sure. 61 00:02:31,722 --> 00:02:36,625 But Riley and I have our own educations to which to attend... to which. 62 00:02:37,927 --> 00:02:38,994 This is so great. 63 00:02:38,996 --> 00:02:40,917 And my buddy who goes there invited me to his dorm 64 00:02:40,948 --> 00:02:42,764 tonight to meet some college friends if I got in. 65 00:02:42,766 --> 00:02:45,367 Ohh. Are we stopping? 66 00:02:45,369 --> 00:02:47,435 Nope. We're doing something else now. 67 00:02:50,106 --> 00:02:52,641 When is this little party? Yeah, whatever, hi, I don't care. 68 00:02:53,576 --> 00:02:54,390 Uh, 10:00 tonight? 69 00:02:54,421 --> 00:02:57,646 Where's this little party? Yeah, whatever, hi, I don't care. 70 00:02:57,648 --> 00:02:58,713 Greenwich hall. 71 00:03:00,516 --> 00:03:01,816 Are we smiling? 72 00:03:01,818 --> 00:03:04,119 I'll smile. I'll smile anytime. 73 00:03:04,121 --> 00:03:05,387 What are we smiling about? 74 00:03:05,389 --> 00:03:07,722 Bay window. 75 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:09,391 Bay window right now. 76 00:03:11,627 --> 00:03:13,461 Can I sleep over at your house tonight? 77 00:03:13,463 --> 00:03:15,063 - Yay. - But not really? 78 00:03:15,065 --> 00:03:16,398 Aww. 79 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,033 I'm going to that party. 80 00:03:18,035 --> 00:03:20,669 Ooh, you're going to sneak out? 81 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:23,438 But he said it could go till 10:00. 82 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,973 No, it starts at 10:00. 83 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:27,509 It starts at 10:00? 84 00:03:28,511 --> 00:03:30,445 Who even heard of such a thing? 85 00:03:30,447 --> 00:03:32,080 That bothers you, huh? 86 00:03:32,082 --> 00:03:33,848 It starts at 10:00? 87 00:03:36,339 --> 00:03:38,019 There are going to be college girls there. 88 00:03:38,021 --> 00:03:41,022 And they're pretty, and they're smart, and they're witches. 89 00:03:41,024 --> 00:03:42,557 I don't like witches. 90 00:03:43,914 --> 00:03:45,794 We can't let Josh fall under their spell, Riley. 91 00:03:45,796 --> 00:03:46,636 I'm sneaking out. 92 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:49,998 You will be grounded forever, and I will lose my best friend. 93 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:50,840 - Don't do this. - No. 94 00:03:50,853 --> 00:03:53,535 I'm not gonna look back and regret the things I didn't do. 95 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:56,571 I want to look back and regret the things I did do. 96 00:03:58,174 --> 00:03:58,916 You can't do this. 97 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,142 Your conscience will always bother you. 98 00:04:01,144 --> 00:04:02,410 I don't have a conscience. 99 00:04:02,412 --> 00:04:03,511 Everybody does. 100 00:04:04,447 --> 00:04:06,581 And until yours shows up, 101 00:04:07,516 --> 00:04:08,516 I'm going with you. 102 00:04:08,518 --> 00:04:09,399 Oh, really? 103 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:12,921 You ready to sneak out this window and crash a 10:00 college party with me? 104 00:04:12,923 --> 00:04:14,556 I am so ready. 105 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,659 It starts at 10:00? 106 00:04:17,661 --> 00:04:19,594 (Theme music playing) 107 00:04:23,666 --> 00:04:25,667 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 108 00:04:25,669 --> 00:04:26,968 ♪ for a day ♪ 109 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:28,003 ♪ like this to come ♪ 110 00:04:28,005 --> 00:04:29,604 ♪ struck like lightning ♪ 111 00:04:29,606 --> 00:04:30,872 ♪ my heart's ♪ 112 00:04:30,874 --> 00:04:32,440 ♪ beating like a drum ♪ 113 00:04:32,442 --> 00:04:33,775 ♪ on the edge ♪ 114 00:04:33,777 --> 00:04:36,211 ♪ of something wonderful ♪ 115 00:04:36,213 --> 00:04:37,545 ♪ face to face ♪ 116 00:04:37,547 --> 00:04:39,114 ♪ with changes ♪ 117 00:04:39,116 --> 00:04:40,448 ♪ what's it all about? ♪ 118 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:42,584 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 119 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:43,618 ♪ but I know ♪ 120 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:44,619 ♪ I can work it out ♪ 121 00:04:44,621 --> 00:04:45,754 ♪ 'cause I got you ♪ 122 00:04:45,756 --> 00:04:48,590 ♪ to live it with me ♪ 123 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,091 ♪ I feel all right ♪ 124 00:04:50,093 --> 00:04:52,694 ♪ I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 125 00:04:52,696 --> 00:04:54,195 ♪ light up the stars ♪ 126 00:04:54,197 --> 00:04:56,064 ♪ I've got some pages to turn ♪ 127 00:04:56,066 --> 00:04:57,966 ♪ I'm singing "go-o-o" ♪ 128 00:04:57,968 --> 00:05:01,036 ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ 129 00:05:01,038 --> 00:05:04,072 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 130 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:05,346 ♪ take on the world ♪ 131 00:05:05,377 --> 00:05:08,043 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 132 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:09,744 ♪ take on the world. ♪ 133 00:05:13,683 --> 00:05:16,551 Okay, how are we pulling this caper off? 134 00:05:16,553 --> 00:05:19,087 Riley, if we sNuck out for an adventure, I know you'd tell your parents. 135 00:05:19,089 --> 00:05:20,588 I promise I won't. 136 00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:22,524 - Who's talking? - We are. It's us. 137 00:05:22,526 --> 00:05:24,626 You ain't going. 138 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,027 What is a lie? 139 00:05:26,029 --> 00:05:28,797 What are the effects of a lie on the human soul? 140 00:05:30,032 --> 00:05:31,633 Why are you looking at me? 141 00:05:33,269 --> 00:05:37,639 The man who summed up the price of a lie was Edgar Allan Poe 142 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,607 in the tell-tale heart. 143 00:05:39,609 --> 00:05:40,742 Farkle. 144 00:05:40,744 --> 00:05:45,280 So... This guy chops somebody up, hides him in the floor. 145 00:05:45,282 --> 00:05:48,983 He's cool for awhile, but all of a sudden, boom, boom. 146 00:05:48,985 --> 00:05:50,685 Boom, boom. 147 00:05:50,687 --> 00:05:51,853 Boom, boom! 148 00:05:53,622 --> 00:05:56,591 His guilty conscience made him hear the heartbeat under the floorboards. 149 00:05:56,593 --> 00:05:57,539 So, he gave himself up. 150 00:05:57,570 --> 00:05:59,791 Some people just ain't cut out for this stuff. 151 00:06:01,097 --> 00:06:02,263 He called on me, you know. 152 00:06:02,265 --> 00:06:03,631 I know stuff. 153 00:06:03,633 --> 00:06:05,200 I know a lot of stuff. 154 00:06:05,202 --> 00:06:07,168 I know stuff about you. 155 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,603 You don't know anything about me. 156 00:06:08,605 --> 00:06:09,125 Boom, boom. 157 00:06:09,156 --> 00:06:11,206 - Why would you do that? - Boom, boom. 158 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,428 - I don't understand. - Boom, boom! 159 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,609 All through kindergarten, I never fell asleep once. 160 00:06:14,611 --> 00:06:16,177 I was faking all my naps. Faking them. I can't do it. 161 00:06:16,179 --> 00:06:18,219 I don't know how Maya can just fall asleep anywhere. 162 00:06:20,883 --> 00:06:24,285 (Snoring) 163 00:06:30,559 --> 00:06:33,995 Okay, so, guys, the point of the story is that the conscience 164 00:06:33,997 --> 00:06:35,897 is more powerful than we realize. 165 00:06:35,899 --> 00:06:38,133 I never wake you up. 166 00:06:42,571 --> 00:06:44,205 For those of us who have one. 167 00:06:45,641 --> 00:06:49,878 Now, just as the truth comes out, so too will a lie. 168 00:06:51,647 --> 00:06:53,014 How will you live your lives? 169 00:06:53,949 --> 00:06:56,651 How strong is your conscience? 170 00:06:56,653 --> 00:06:58,686 (Heart beating) 171 00:07:02,658 --> 00:07:03,925 We haven't done anything yet. 172 00:07:04,994 --> 00:07:06,060 Oh, yeah. 173 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:10,098 (Lighthearted music playing) 174 00:07:19,669 --> 00:07:21,109 Before you give up on me completely, 175 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:23,077 you've gotta give me a trial run at least. 176 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:24,813 You gotta, Maya. You've just gotta. 177 00:07:24,815 --> 00:07:26,881 (Groans) 178 00:07:26,883 --> 00:07:30,618 Yay. If I succeed... I take you. And if you fail... 179 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:31,953 I'm out, and out like a light. 180 00:07:32,888 --> 00:07:33,955 Okay. 181 00:07:34,924 --> 00:07:36,291 What's he doing? 182 00:07:37,927 --> 00:07:39,627 He loves his tots. 183 00:07:39,629 --> 00:07:40,762 Cory: Eight. 184 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,063 Nine. 185 00:07:42,065 --> 00:07:43,731 10? 186 00:07:43,733 --> 00:07:45,767 10 tots. 187 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:47,902 Auggie, how many you got? 188 00:07:47,904 --> 00:07:49,304 12. 189 00:07:49,306 --> 00:07:50,638 Gimme. 190 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,007 Do I have to? 191 00:07:53,009 --> 00:07:54,342 He counts the tots 192 00:07:54,344 --> 00:07:57,412 on everybody's plate to make sure that nobody gets more than him. 193 00:07:57,414 --> 00:07:58,913 That's not what I do. 194 00:08:00,649 --> 00:08:02,717 I know one thing for sure about life. 195 00:08:02,719 --> 00:08:07,355 10 tots is one tot too little, and 12 tots is one tot too much. 196 00:08:07,357 --> 00:08:09,190 Watch this, Riley. 197 00:08:09,192 --> 00:08:11,893 Mr. Matthews, you're looking good. You wearing your hair different? 198 00:08:11,895 --> 00:08:13,761 How would that even be possible? 199 00:08:13,763 --> 00:08:15,663 Thank you, Maya. 200 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:17,065 A lot of work. 201 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:19,067 This doesn't just happen. 202 00:08:19,069 --> 00:08:20,802 (Chuckles) 203 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,971 (Heart beating) 204 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,810 What's the matter with Riley? 205 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,932 I don't know, Auggie. Riley, is there something wrong? 206 00:08:32,081 --> 00:08:34,449 Yeah-huh. 207 00:08:34,451 --> 00:08:35,817 Boom, boom. 208 00:08:38,787 --> 00:08:39,921 You know what? 209 00:08:39,923 --> 00:08:41,422 I'm not really hungry. 210 00:08:41,424 --> 00:08:43,104 - Does anybody else want this? - No, Riley. 211 00:08:43,759 --> 00:08:45,860 It's yours. Eat it. 212 00:08:45,862 --> 00:08:47,762 (Growling) Eat it. 213 00:08:49,732 --> 00:08:51,466 What happens if I eat you? 214 00:08:51,468 --> 00:08:55,770 Oh, I become part of your soul and haunt you forever. 215 00:08:55,772 --> 00:08:57,171 (Echoes) 216 00:08:57,173 --> 00:08:59,541 Enjoy me, and tell me I'm delicious. 217 00:08:59,543 --> 00:09:02,110 Riley, are you going to eat this? 218 00:09:02,112 --> 00:09:03,778 Or are you not going? 219 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:04,846 I'm going. 220 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:07,982 (Gags) 221 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:11,319 Swallow it. 222 00:09:12,254 --> 00:09:13,855 Conscience: Here I go. 223 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,323 Whee. 224 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:22,897 So I'm in, right? 225 00:09:22,899 --> 00:09:23,831 Yes. 226 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,800 Squee! 227 00:09:25,802 --> 00:09:28,002 All right. First thing we're gonna need is another Riley. 228 00:09:28,004 --> 00:09:30,271 - Why? - Your parents are going to open the door 229 00:09:30,273 --> 00:09:32,473 to check on you, and it needs to look like you're in here. 230 00:09:32,475 --> 00:09:37,312 Maya, how could it possibly happen where anyone would ever believe 231 00:09:37,314 --> 00:09:38,880 that was actually me under the covers? 232 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,449 I mean, who would be dumb enough to fall for... 233 00:09:43,852 --> 00:09:45,186 how did I get over there? 234 00:09:46,288 --> 00:09:47,968 'Cause I'm the best there is at what I do. 235 00:09:50,392 --> 00:09:51,893 Night, night, fake Riley. 236 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,862 I was once as innocent as you. 237 00:09:54,864 --> 00:09:57,899 But now all I have to do is climb out that window 238 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:01,269 and then I am just like this wicked woman over here. 239 00:10:01,271 --> 00:10:02,937 Riley, if you just let it happen, 240 00:10:02,939 --> 00:10:04,472 there's a chance we can actually get away with this. 241 00:10:04,474 --> 00:10:06,441 Right. Sure. 242 00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:07,842 I'm letting it happen. 243 00:10:07,844 --> 00:10:11,813 First time I ever try something like this, and I am going to get away with it. 244 00:10:11,815 --> 00:10:13,081 You know why? 245 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:16,918 Because I, like you, have no conscience. 246 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,453 Great. Let's go. 247 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,892 Boom, boom. 248 00:10:26,028 --> 00:10:29,297 Okay, this is going to be an interesting night. 249 00:10:41,844 --> 00:10:43,544 I can't believe we sNuck out the window. 250 00:10:43,546 --> 00:10:45,480 I've never been to a college before. 251 00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:47,015 They're going to know I don't belong here. 252 00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:48,549 Don't talk. Just act like you fit in. 253 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:49,453 I want to talk so bad. 254 00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:52,487 You don't know what to say. You've never been to a college before. 255 00:10:52,489 --> 00:10:55,023 Beat Notre Dame! 256 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:57,925 (Cheering) 257 00:10:57,927 --> 00:10:59,527 Maya! 258 00:11:01,397 --> 00:11:02,930 Give her back. 259 00:11:02,932 --> 00:11:04,098 (Cheering) 260 00:11:07,269 --> 00:11:09,937 See you at the game, boys. 261 00:11:09,939 --> 00:11:10,349 Riley... 262 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:13,133 If you talk here, they pick you up and they carry you. 263 00:11:13,197 --> 00:11:14,042 That's ridiculous. 264 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:15,610 Oh, yeah? 265 00:11:15,612 --> 00:11:17,211 Gamma Gamma Nu! 266 00:11:17,213 --> 00:11:18,579 (Cheering) 267 00:11:24,186 --> 00:11:25,987 Give her back. 268 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,555 (Cheering) 269 00:11:30,859 --> 00:11:33,161 I just pledged. 270 00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:34,929 I don't want to wait for college to be real. 271 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,064 I'm staying. 272 00:11:39,101 --> 00:11:40,134 We're leaving. 273 00:11:40,136 --> 00:11:41,335 Why? 274 00:11:41,337 --> 00:11:42,572 We got here too late. 275 00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:47,041 So how long did it take for you guys to get comfortable around here? 276 00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:49,143 It's about the people you meet, really. 277 00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:51,245 It's nice to meet you. 278 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:52,647 You too. 279 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:56,951 How did I think I could ever compete with them? 280 00:11:56,953 --> 00:11:58,953 Maya... 281 00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:01,055 A Gamma Gamma girl does not let her sister give up 282 00:12:01,057 --> 00:12:03,024 at the first sign of trouble. 283 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,959 You're not a Gamma Gamma girl. 284 00:12:04,961 --> 00:12:06,160 Ry-ry! 285 00:12:06,162 --> 00:12:08,129 You totally ditched us. 286 00:12:08,131 --> 00:12:10,431 I'm dealing with some stuff, Harriet. 287 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:14,001 I shouldn't tell you this, but you were already voted best friend to have. 288 00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:15,436 I thought Gretchen had that. 289 00:12:15,438 --> 00:12:16,904 Nope. You! 290 00:12:16,906 --> 00:12:18,072 Gamma song? 291 00:12:18,074 --> 00:12:19,907 Of course, Gamma song. 292 00:12:19,909 --> 00:12:22,677 ♪ We are the sisters of Gamma Gamma Nu ♪ 293 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,213 ♪ We are humble, but we're better than you ♪ 294 00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:27,982 ♪ We help people everywhere, but we still love our hair ♪ 295 00:12:27,984 --> 00:12:30,017 ♪ 'Cause we're Gamma Gamma Nu ♪ 296 00:12:30,019 --> 00:12:31,052 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 297 00:12:32,988 --> 00:12:34,489 Both: Stop it. 298 00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:36,924 - That's ours! - Grow up. 299 00:12:36,926 --> 00:12:39,227 - I'm leaving. - You're not. 300 00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:42,096 Riley, how do I even begin to compete with those girls in there? 301 00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:43,164 See, Josh? 302 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,699 Nothing to worry about at all. 303 00:12:44,701 --> 00:12:46,300 You're going to fit right in here. 304 00:12:46,302 --> 00:12:48,069 Yeah, you've got new friends already, 305 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,912 and a new life waiting as soon as you get here. 306 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,075 Yeah, he's gone. 307 00:12:55,244 --> 00:12:56,277 Please take me home. 308 00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:58,679 Bold women make bold choices. 309 00:12:58,681 --> 00:13:00,047 What does that even mean? 310 00:13:00,049 --> 00:13:01,482 It's a Gamma thing. 311 00:13:01,484 --> 00:13:05,386 It's what we say right before we shove a sister into a bold choice. 312 00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:24,138 Riley, can I sleep with you tonight? 313 00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:27,508 You're not saying no? 314 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:29,977 Does that mean yes? 315 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,447 Good night. 316 00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:44,625 Uh-oh. 317 00:13:44,627 --> 00:13:46,761 Riley's being a bad girl. 318 00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,095 (Knocks on door) 319 00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:51,199 Auggie, what are you doing in here? 320 00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:52,767 I'm sleeping over at Riley's. 321 00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:54,135 We love each other. 322 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,336 Is that okay with Riley? 323 00:13:55,338 --> 00:13:57,238 - Riley? - Shh. 324 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,274 Mom, she's really sleepy. 325 00:14:00,276 --> 00:14:02,443 Aren't you just the best little brother. 326 00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:04,745 You have no idea. 327 00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:07,248 - Good night. - Night. 328 00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:11,118 I own you now. 329 00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:19,794 Maya, Riley? 330 00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:22,096 You know these girls, Josh? 331 00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:23,631 - How you doing? - We're in middle school. 332 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:26,167 Oh! They can't be here, Josh. 333 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,170 No kidding. Riley, what are you thinking? You have to go. 334 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,205 You're right, Josh. We're sorry. 335 00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:33,207 - This was a bad idea. - Wait. 336 00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,076 Intrigued. 337 00:14:35,078 --> 00:14:36,143 Maya? 338 00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:37,745 What was your bad idea? 339 00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:41,707 He's her Uncle Josh. I call him Uncle Boing, because look at him. 340 00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:45,186 She made me sneak out a window to come here. 341 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,388 That's how much she likes him. 342 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:50,758 Because she was afraid that you guys were witches, 343 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,293 and that you would steal him from her. 344 00:14:53,629 --> 00:14:55,596 They're not witches, Riley. They're girls 345 00:14:55,598 --> 00:14:58,038 who don't live at home anymore and know a lot more than we do. 346 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:00,801 Sorry we interrupted your evening. 347 00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:03,337 Oh, I think our evening has just begun. 348 00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:07,275 Initiation! 349 00:15:07,277 --> 00:15:08,175 (Screams) 350 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,381 All right. Bring her back. 351 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:15,716 Andrew? 352 00:15:16,652 --> 00:15:17,752 You told me you died. 353 00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:20,254 I did. 354 00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:21,030 I am. 355 00:15:21,061 --> 00:15:24,155 (Whispers) Don't forget me. 356 00:15:25,861 --> 00:15:27,261 They all die. 357 00:15:29,164 --> 00:15:30,131 Hey. 358 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,265 Hey. 359 00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:33,668 So, Maya, what do you see in this guy? 360 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,169 How long have you had a crush on him? 361 00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:37,438 It's not a crush. It isn't. 362 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,173 Maybe I'm not as old as you guys, 363 00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:40,949 but I know what I feel. 364 00:15:40,979 --> 00:15:43,177 Hey, I've never done anything like what you're doing. 365 00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:45,479 Yeah, it makes you pretty grown-up to me. 366 00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:47,581 I just thought if I did something like this, 367 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:50,451 then he might take me seriously and then maybe we could 368 00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:52,153 come to some kind of understanding. 369 00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:54,655 We have an understanding. 370 00:15:54,657 --> 00:15:56,724 I stay here, you go home. 371 00:15:56,726 --> 00:15:58,392 - Sit down. - Okay. 372 00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:02,396 I'm just stupid, right? 373 00:16:02,398 --> 00:16:03,152 Hey. 374 00:16:03,183 --> 00:16:06,167 I would love if somebody did something stupid for me. 375 00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:08,269 Yeah, it's not the big gestures 376 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,204 that we do for other people that help us grow up. 377 00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,506 But the small choices you make for yourself. 378 00:16:14,242 --> 00:16:15,576 Ohh. 379 00:16:16,678 --> 00:16:18,846 Maya told you guys about her crush. 380 00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:20,247 It's not a crush. 381 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:26,620 Maya, can you name one thing you know about him that you love? 382 00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:28,489 He's part of your family, Riley. 383 00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:29,790 I love your family. 384 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,158 And we love you. 385 00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:33,661 What about Josh in particular? 386 00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:35,296 Yeah, Maya, you don't... 387 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,164 you don't even really know me. 388 00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:40,835 Yeah. 389 00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:42,303 You're right. 390 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,472 I don't pay attention to anything you do. 391 00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:48,809 I don't know that you drive from Philadelphia to New York, not even looking 392 00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:51,779 if you got into NYU just so you could open your acceptance letter 393 00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:53,037 in front of your older brother 394 00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,579 because you love him, and you want him to be proud of you. 395 00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,286 And I see the way you are with Auggie. 396 00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:02,368 A little kid who looks up to you who you always have time for. 397 00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:06,327 And I know that even though you'd rather stay here with these girls, 398 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,195 you're going to walk Riley and me home. 399 00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:10,531 Because that's just the kind of guy you are. 400 00:17:12,234 --> 00:17:13,734 I like you. 401 00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:17,538 Dude, what is wrong with you? 402 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:19,306 She's three years younger than me. 403 00:17:19,308 --> 00:17:20,908 - Sit down. - Yep... no! 404 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:24,311 No, because I sat down the first time, and I feel like if I sit down this time 405 00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:27,782 it won't reflect well on me. 406 00:17:27,784 --> 00:17:29,283 Yeah? 407 00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:30,584 How's this reflect on you? 408 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:34,789 If you don't sit down, I'm gonna tell every girl on campus that you belong 409 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,858 to the bravest girl that I have ever met. 410 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:41,328 I'll make sure that no one goes out with you the whole time you're here. 411 00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:43,364 Okay. 412 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,498 I'll sit down. 413 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,300 But only because I want to. 414 00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:51,439 Maya, he's 17 and you're 14? 415 00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:52,873 Yeah. 416 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:56,343 That might seem like a really big age difference now, 417 00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:59,413 but here in college, we learn a really difficult math. 418 00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:01,015 Yeah. 419 00:18:01,017 --> 00:18:03,451 And when you get here, you'll be 18 420 00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:04,293 and he'll be 21. 421 00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:07,685 And the good news is that he'll be smarter because he'll be in college. 422 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:11,525 And he just may be smart enough to look at you differently. 423 00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:14,095 Okay. 424 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:17,431 Thank you guys for figuring out my entire life for me. 425 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,533 But this has been the worst party of my life. 426 00:18:21,837 --> 00:18:22,903 Come on. Let's go. 427 00:18:22,905 --> 00:18:25,039 Oh, you're leaving? 428 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,375 I'm gonna walk them home. 429 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,584 Not so fast, toots. 430 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,452 Don't you start with me. 431 00:18:38,454 --> 00:18:41,055 I feel great, and there is nothing that you can say 432 00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,490 that will take that away from me. 433 00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,525 Because you had the best night of your life? 434 00:18:44,527 --> 00:18:45,027 Yeah. 435 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,027 And you can't wait to tell your parents? 436 00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:48,295 Yeah. 437 00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:50,931 If only you hadn't lied to them and sNuck out the window. 438 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:51,966 You know about that? 439 00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:53,400 I know everything. 440 00:18:53,402 --> 00:18:55,736 I also know you can't ever tell them. 441 00:18:57,806 --> 00:18:58,306 Oh, yeah. 442 00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,577 Enjoy the rest of your evening. 443 00:19:03,579 --> 00:19:05,713 I'll be with you all night. 444 00:19:11,554 --> 00:19:13,321 This is just how you live? 445 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,991 You just do bad stuff and you get away with it? 446 00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:18,326 Is something bothering you, darling? 447 00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:20,962 Hello. 448 00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:22,464 Okay, go ahead. 449 00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:24,332 Your father trusts you. 450 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,334 Your mother trusts you. 451 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,803 Your brother lied for you. 452 00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,574 Everything bad in the world is your fault. 453 00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:33,742 What? 454 00:19:33,744 --> 00:19:35,810 Never mind. That's for later. 455 00:19:38,447 --> 00:19:40,448 - Good morning. - What happened to the guy? 456 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:41,917 What guy? 457 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,385 The tell-tale heart guy. 458 00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:46,488 What happened when his conscience got the better of him? 459 00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:47,722 Oh, the "boom, boom" guy. 460 00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:48,857 Yeah, he went crazy. 461 00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:51,092 Crazy? What do you mean went crazy? 462 00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:53,128 He freaked out from a guilty conscience. 463 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,496 Classic. 464 00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:58,133 How do you get your conscience to stop making you feel guilty? 465 00:19:58,135 --> 00:20:01,670 Well, the best way is to not do the things you shouldn't do, 466 00:20:01,672 --> 00:20:03,538 but if you do do something wrong... 467 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,606 He said "do do." 468 00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:08,410 You have to understand, that's just your conscience 469 00:20:08,412 --> 00:20:10,712 trying to get you to take responsibility for it. 470 00:20:10,714 --> 00:20:11,328 Why? 471 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:15,417 Because when you take responsibility for the things you do, 472 00:20:15,419 --> 00:20:17,419 that's when you finally begin to grow. 473 00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:20,005 So, listening to your conscience helps you grow? 474 00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:20,585 Yeah. 475 00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:22,924 You might want to try it sometime. 476 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,461 Well, hello, Maya. 477 00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:27,729 It's been a long time. 478 00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:30,398 What the...? 479 00:20:35,671 --> 00:20:37,606 I want to tell my parents what I did. 480 00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,507 - Too late. - I want to tell them 481 00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:42,143 how much I'm looking forward to going to college someday. 482 00:20:42,145 --> 00:20:44,779 Because you loved those college girls you met there? 483 00:20:44,781 --> 00:20:47,082 They were so great. 484 00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,984 What? 485 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:52,454 Because one day you hope to be those kinds of girls yourselves? 486 00:20:52,456 --> 00:20:53,788 You knew. 487 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,890 They knew. Parents know everything. 488 00:20:55,892 --> 00:20:57,792 No. Someone told us. 489 00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:01,663 I just wanted to say goodbye. 490 00:21:02,598 --> 00:21:03,932 Very interesting visit. 491 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,601 Josh, you told them. 492 00:21:06,603 --> 00:21:08,536 Told them what, Riley? 493 00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:10,705 That nothing happened? Why would I tell them nothing happened 494 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:12,587 if nothing happened? Why would I tell them that? 495 00:21:13,743 --> 00:21:15,610 It's okay, Josh. 496 00:21:15,612 --> 00:21:17,012 Maya told us. 497 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,080 - What? - Maya told us everything. 498 00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:20,115 Why? 499 00:21:20,117 --> 00:21:21,516 I wouldn't rat you out, Riley. 500 00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,486 Sorry, Cory. 501 00:21:24,488 --> 00:21:25,654 Guess I'm still your little brother, huh? 502 00:21:25,656 --> 00:21:27,522 No, Josh. 503 00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:30,592 You were so looking forward to making new friends at that party. 504 00:21:30,594 --> 00:21:32,093 But you left. 505 00:21:32,095 --> 00:21:35,063 Just to make sure that Riley and Maya got home safely. 506 00:21:36,532 --> 00:21:38,099 You're not so little anymore, Josh. 507 00:21:39,635 --> 00:21:41,503 I guess I have to stop looking at you that way. 508 00:21:42,872 --> 00:21:45,140 Thanks. That means a lot to me. 509 00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:48,543 Maya, why did you tell them? 510 00:21:48,545 --> 00:21:50,845 It was a choice I made for myself. 511 00:21:51,781 --> 00:21:54,182 I thought it was the grown-up thing to do. 512 00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:56,151 It was. 513 00:21:56,153 --> 00:21:57,752 You're not so little anymore, Maya. 514 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,655 I guess I have to stop looking at you like that. 515 00:22:00,657 --> 00:22:01,923 Thanks. 516 00:22:03,559 --> 00:22:04,726 Means a lot to me. 517 00:22:04,728 --> 00:22:07,962 Riley, are you ever going to pull something like this again? 518 00:22:07,964 --> 00:22:09,497 No. 519 00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:11,199 Even though it may have been a great night, 520 00:22:11,201 --> 00:22:13,802 it isn't worth how terrible I feel for not telling you. 521 00:22:15,171 --> 00:22:17,205 Thanks. It means a lot to me. 522 00:22:22,011 --> 00:22:24,679 Riley, we're happy that you liked your college experience. 523 00:22:24,681 --> 00:22:26,922 And we're sad to have to give you a grounding experience. 524 00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:29,150 Two weeks. 525 00:22:29,152 --> 00:22:30,552 It should be three. 526 00:22:32,154 --> 00:22:33,254 Deal. 527 00:22:33,256 --> 00:22:34,589 It should be three. 528 00:22:35,558 --> 00:22:36,591 Get a life. 529 00:22:38,728 --> 00:22:40,595 Good night. I brushed my teeth. 530 00:22:40,597 --> 00:22:41,830 You did not. 531 00:22:43,566 --> 00:22:44,999 What the...? 532 00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:46,201 Auggie. 533 00:22:46,203 --> 00:22:49,270 You are grounded for one week for not telling us 534 00:22:49,272 --> 00:22:50,672 your sister sNuck out of the house. 535 00:22:50,674 --> 00:22:51,740 How's that a bad thing? 536 00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:53,575 I was protecting her. 537 00:22:56,011 --> 00:22:56,866 Let's go, blondie. 538 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:59,744 You and I are gonna do a little growing up together. 539 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,584 We're gonna tell my mother, aren't we? 540 00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:04,986 We're gonna tell her about a lot of stuff. 541 00:23:05,988 --> 00:23:07,088 Yeah, okay. 542 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,156 Let's go. 543 00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:11,659 See you guys in a year.