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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

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All right, weirdos. Listen
up and listen up good.

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I got like a minute before
he walks through the door.

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Who's coming through the door, Maya?

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Your Uncle Boing.

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Oh, Maya, you've got to get off of this.

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Nope. The reason he's not interested

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is because I've been playing it all wrong.

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See, my strategy of turning into a
total Nut job at the mere sight of him

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ain't working out as planned.

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Maya, it's nothing you're doing.

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It's the age difference.

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Three years older.

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Your dad married your mom.
He's like 20 years older.

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We're exactly the same age.

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What?

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I just need to be cash.

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How's this?

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Yeah, how's this?

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- Hey, family.
- Yeah, hi. I don't care.

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My brother.

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My brother.

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So, Riley, shouldn't we
be heading to school now,

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since there's nothing here
for me of any interest?

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Sure. Let's go.

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Think she'll make it out the door?

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I give her 10 seconds before
she jumps on his head.

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I came up here because I wanted
to do this in front of all of you.

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I hold in my hand an envelope
from New York university.

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Ohh. Are we stopping?

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I'm not stopping. I'm resting.

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What's in this envelope tells me where
I'm gonna be for the next four years.

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Ohh. Are we stopping?

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I'm not as young as I used to be.

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Good luck, Josh.

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Yeah, hi. I don't care.

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Is it just me or is there a new maturity
in Maya that I haven't seen before?

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I find it intriguing.

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Where will you be?

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Hold on to your dignity, woman!

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Too late for that.

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Get off me, you little ferret!

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Give it!

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- It's my life!
- It affects me, too!

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- "Dear applicant Boing."
- It doesn't say that.

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"This year we are only
accepting married applicants."

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It doesn't say that!

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"So... We regret to inform you that..."

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Regret to inform me?

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"We regret to inform you
that you will be spending

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the next four years in New York with Maya!"

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I got in? I got in!

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We got in. Congratulations.

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- Yay!
- That's so great.

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I don't know what this means.

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Congratulations, buddy.

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I'm so proud of you.

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It means a lot, Cory.

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All very exciting, I'm sure.

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But Riley and I have our own educations
to which to attend... to which.

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This is so great.

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And my buddy who goes
there invited me to his dorm

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tonight to meet some
college friends if I got in.

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Ohh. Are we stopping?

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Nope. We're doing something else now.

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When is this little party?
Yeah, whatever, hi, I don't care.

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Uh, 10:00 tonight?

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Where's this little party?
Yeah, whatever, hi, I don't care.

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Greenwich hall.

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Are we smiling?

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I'll smile. I'll smile anytime.

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What are we smiling about?

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Bay window.

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Bay window right now.

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Can I sleep over at your house tonight?

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- Yay.
- But not really?

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Aww.

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I'm going to that party.

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Ooh, you're going to sneak out?

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But he said it could go till 10:00.

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No, it starts at 10:00.

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It starts at 10:00?

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Who even heard of such a thing?

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That bothers you, huh?

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It starts at 10:00?

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There are going to be college girls there.

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And they're pretty, and they're
smart, and they're witches.

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I don't like witches.

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We can't let Josh fall
under their spell, Riley.

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I'm sneaking out.

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You will be grounded forever,
and I will lose my best friend.

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- Don't do this.
- No.

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I'm not gonna look back and
regret the things I didn't do.

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I want to look back and
regret the things I did do.

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You can't do this.

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Your conscience will always bother you.

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I don't have a conscience.

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Everybody does.

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And until yours shows up,

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I'm going with you.

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Oh, really?

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You ready to sneak out this window and
crash a 10:00 college party with me?

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I am so ready.

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It starts at 10:00?

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Okay, how are we pulling this caper off?

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Riley, if we sNuck out for an adventure,
I know you'd tell your parents.

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I promise I won't.

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- Who's talking?
- We are. It's us.

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You ain't going.

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What is a lie?

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What are the effects of a
lie on the human soul?

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Why are you looking at me?

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The man who summed up the price
of a lie was Edgar Allan Poe

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<i>in the tell-tale heart.</i>

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Farkle.

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So... This guy chops somebody
up, hides him in the floor.

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He's cool for awhile, but all
of a sudden, boom, boom.

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Boom, boom.

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Boom, boom!

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His guilty conscience made him hear
the heartbeat under the floorboards.

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So, he gave himself up.

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Some people just ain't
cut out for this stuff.

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He called on me, you know.

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I know stuff.

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I know a lot of stuff.

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I know stuff about you.

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You don't know anything about me.

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Boom, boom.

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- Why would you do that?
- Boom, boom.

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- I don't understand.
- Boom, boom!

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All through kindergarten,
I never fell asleep once.

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I was faking all my naps.
Faking them. I can't do it.

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I don't know how Maya can
just fall asleep anywhere.

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Okay, so, guys, the point of
the story is that the conscience

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is more powerful than we realize.

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I never wake you up.

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For those of us who have one.

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Now, just as the truth comes
out, so too will a lie.

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How will you live your lives?

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How strong is your conscience?

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We haven't done anything yet.

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Oh, yeah.

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Before you give up on me completely,

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you've gotta give me a trial run at least.

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You gotta, Maya. You've just gotta.

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Yay. If I succeed... I take you.
And if you fail...

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I'm out, and out like a light.

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Okay.

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What's he doing?

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He loves his tots.

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Eight.

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Nine.

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10?

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10 tots.

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Auggie, how many you got?

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12.

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Gimme.

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Do I have to?

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He counts the tots

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on everybody's plate to make sure
that nobody gets more than him.

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That's not what I do.

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I know one thing for sure about life.

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10 tots is one tot too little,
and 12 tots is one tot too much.

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Watch this, Riley.

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Mr. Matthews, you're looking good.
You wearing your hair different?

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How would that even be possible?

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Thank you, Maya.

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A lot of work.

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This doesn't just happen.

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What's the matter with Riley?

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I don't know, Auggie. Riley,
is there something wrong?

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Yeah-huh.

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Boom, boom.

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You know what?

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I'm not really hungry.

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- Does anybody else want this?
- No, Riley.

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It's yours. Eat it.

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Eat it.

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What happens if I eat you?

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Oh, I become part of your
soul and haunt you forever.

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Enjoy me, and tell me I'm delicious.

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Riley, are you going to eat this?

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Or are you not going?

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I'm going.

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Swallow it.

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<i>Here I go.</i>

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<i>Whee.</i>

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So I'm in, right?

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Yes.

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Squee!

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All right. First thing we're
gonna need is another Riley.

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- Why?
- Your parents are going to open the door

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to check on you, and it needs
to look like you're in here.

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Maya, how could it possibly happen
where anyone would ever believe

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that was actually me under the covers?

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I mean, who would be
dumb enough to fall for...

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how did I get over there?

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'Cause I'm the best there is at what I do.

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Night, night, fake Riley.

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I was once as innocent as you.

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But now all I have to do
is climb out that window

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and then I am just like this
wicked woman over here.

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Riley, if you just let it happen,

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there's a chance we can
actually get away with this.

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Right. Sure.

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I'm letting it happen.

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First time I ever try something like this,
and I am going to get away with it.

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You know why?

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Because I, like you, have no conscience.

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Great. Let's go.

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Boom, boom.

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Okay, this is going to
be an interesting night.

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I can't believe we sNuck out the window.

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I've never been to a college before.

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They're going to know I don't belong here.

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Don't talk. Just act like you fit in.

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I want to talk so bad.

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You don't know what to say. You've
never been to a college before.

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Beat Notre Dame!

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Maya!

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Give her back.

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See you at the game, boys.

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Riley...

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If you talk here, they pick
you up and they carry you.

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That's ridiculous.

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Oh, yeah?

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Gamma Gamma Nu!

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Give her back.

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I just pledged.

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I don't want to wait
for college to be real.

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I'm staying.

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We're leaving.

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Why?

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We got here too late.

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So how long did it take for you
guys to get comfortable around here?

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It's about the people you meet, really.

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It's nice to meet you.

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You too.

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How did I think I could
ever compete with them?

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Maya...

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A Gamma Gamma girl does
not let her sister give up

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at the first sign of trouble.

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You're not a Gamma Gamma girl.

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Ry-ry!

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You totally ditched us.

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I'm dealing with some stuff, Harriet.

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I shouldn't tell you this, but you were
already voted best friend to have.

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I thought Gretchen had that.

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Nope. You!

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Gamma song?

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Of course, Gamma song.

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Stop it.

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- That's ours!
- Grow up.

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- I'm leaving.
- You're not.

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Riley, how do I even begin to
compete with those girls in there?

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See, Josh?

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Nothing to worry about at all.

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You're going to fit right in here.

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Yeah, you've got new friends already,

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and a new life waiting
as soon as you get here.

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00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,075
Yeah, he's gone.

262
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,277
Please take me home.

263
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,679
Bold women make bold choices.

264
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,047
What does that even mean?

265
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,482
It's a Gamma thing.

266
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:08,386
It's what we say right before we
shove a sister into a bold choice.

267
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,138
Riley, can I sleep with you tonight?

268
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,508
You're not saying no?

269
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,977
Does that mean yes?

270
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,447
Good night.

271
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,625
Uh-oh.

272
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,761
Riley's being a bad girl.

273
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,199
Auggie, what are you doing in here?

274
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,767
I'm sleeping over at Riley's.

275
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,135
We love each other.

276
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,336
Is that okay with Riley?

277
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,238
- Riley?
- Shh.

278
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,274
Mom, she's really sleepy.

279
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,443
Aren't you just the best little brother.

280
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,745
You have no idea.

281
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,248
- Good night.
- Night.

282
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,118
I own you now.

283
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,794
Maya, Riley?

284
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,096
You know these girls, Josh?

285
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,631
- How you doing?
- We're in middle school.

286
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,167
Oh! They can't be here, Josh.

287
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,170
No kidding. Riley, what are you thinking?
You have to go.

288
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,205
You're right, Josh. We're sorry.

289
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,207
- This was a bad idea.
- Wait.

290
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,076
Intrigued.

291
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,143
Maya?

292
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,745
What was your bad idea?

293
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,707
He's her Uncle Josh. I call him
Uncle Boing, because look at him.

294
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,186
She made me sneak out
a window to come here.

295
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,388
That's how much she likes him.

296
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,758
Because she was afraid that
you guys were witches,

297
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,293
and that you would steal him from her.

298
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,596
They're not witches, Riley. They're girls

299
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,038
who don't live at home anymore
and know a lot more than we do.

300
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,801
Sorry we interrupted your evening.

301
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,337
Oh, I think our evening has just begun.

302
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,275
Initiation!

303
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,381
All right. Bring her back.

304
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,716
Andrew?

305
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,752
You told me you died.

306
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,254
I did.

307
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,030
I am.

308
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:27,155
Don't forget me.

309
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,261
They all die.

310
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,131
Hey.

311
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,265
Hey.

312
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,668
So, Maya, what do you see in this guy?

313
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,169
How long have you had a crush on him?

314
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,438
It's not a crush. It isn't.

315
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,173
Maybe I'm not as old as you guys,

316
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:43,949
but I know what I feel.

317
00:15:43,979 --> 00:15:46,177
Hey, I've never done anything
like what you're doing.

318
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,479
Yeah, it makes you pretty grown-up to me.

319
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,581
I just thought if I
did something like this,

320
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,451
then he might take me seriously
and then maybe we could

321
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,153
come to some kind of understanding.

322
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,655
We have an understanding.

323
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,724
I stay here, you go home.

324
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,392
- Sit down.
- Okay.

325
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,396
I'm just stupid, right?

326
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,152
Hey.

327
00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:09,167
I would love if somebody
did something stupid for me.

328
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,269
Yeah, it's not the big gestures

329
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,204
that we do for other
people that help us grow up.

330
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,506
But the small choices
you make for yourself.

331
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:18,576
Ohh.

332
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,846
Maya told you guys about her crush.

333
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,247
It's not a crush.

334
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:29,620
Maya, can you name one thing you
know about him that you love?

335
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,489
He's part of your family, Riley.

336
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,790
I love your family.

337
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,158
And we love you.

338
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,661
What about Josh in particular?

339
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,296
Yeah, Maya, you don't...

340
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,164
you don't even really know me.

341
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:43,835
Yeah.

342
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,303
You're right.

343
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,472
I don't pay attention to anything you do.

344
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:51,809
I don't know that you drive from
Philadelphia to New York, not even looking

345
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,779
if you got into NYU just so you
could open your acceptance letter

346
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,037
in front of your older brother

347
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,579
because you love him, and you
want him to be proud of you.

348
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,286
And I see the way you are with Auggie.

349
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:05,368
A little kid who looks up to you
who you always have time for.

350
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,327
And I know that even though you'd
rather stay here with these girls,

351
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,195
you're going to walk Riley and me home.

352
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,531
Because that's just
the kind of guy you are.

353
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,734
I like you.

354
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:20,538
Dude, what is wrong with you?

355
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,306
She's three years younger than me.

356
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,908
- Sit down.
- Yep... no!

357
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,311
No, because I sat down the first time,
and I feel like if I sit down this time

358
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:30,782
it won't reflect well on me.

359
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,283
Yeah?

360
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,584
How's this reflect on you?

361
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:37,789
If you don't sit down, I'm gonna tell
every girl on campus that you belong

362
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,858
to the bravest girl that I have ever met.

363
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,328
I'll make sure that no one goes out
with you the whole time you're here.

364
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,364
Okay.

365
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,498
I'll sit down.

366
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,300
But only because I want to.

367
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:54,439
Maya, he's 17 and you're 14?

368
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,873
Yeah.

369
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,343
That might seem like a
really big age difference now,

370
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:02,413
but here in college, we
learn a really difficult math.

371
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,015
Yeah.

372
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,451
And when you get here, you'll be 18

373
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,293
and he'll be 21.

374
00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:10,685
And the good news is that he'll be
smarter because he'll be in college.

375
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,525
And he just may be smart enough
to look at you differently.

376
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,095
Okay.

377
00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:20,431
Thank you guys for figuring
out my entire life for me.

378
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,533
But this has been the
worst party of my life.

379
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:25,903
Come on. Let's go.

380
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,039
Oh, you're leaving?

381
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,375
I'm gonna walk them home.

382
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,584
Not so fast, toots.

383
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,452
Don't you start with me.

384
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,055
I feel great, and there
is nothing that you can say

385
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,490
that will take that away from me.

386
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,525
Because you had the
best night of your life?

387
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,027
Yeah.

388
00:18:48,058 --> 00:18:50,027
And you can't wait to tell your parents?

389
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,295
Yeah.

390
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,931
If only you hadn't lied to
them and sNuck out the window.

391
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:54,966
You know about that?

392
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,400
I know everything.

393
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,736
I also know you can't ever tell them.

394
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,306
Oh, yeah.

395
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,577
Enjoy the rest of your evening.

396
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,713
I'll be with you all night.

397
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,321
This is just how you live?

398
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,991
You just do bad stuff and
you get away with it?

399
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,326
Is something bothering you, darling?

400
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:24,962
Hello.

401
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,464
Okay, go ahead.

402
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,332
Your father trusts you.

403
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,334
Your mother trusts you.

404
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,803
Your brother lied for you.

405
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,574
Everything bad in the
world is your fault.

406
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,742
What?

407
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,810
Never mind. That's for later.

408
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,448
- Good morning.
- What happened to the guy?

409
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,917
What guy?

410
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,385
<i>The tell-tale heart guy.</i>

411
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,488
What happened when his conscience
got the better of him?

412
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,722
Oh, the "boom, boom" guy.

413
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,857
Yeah, he went crazy.

414
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,092
Crazy? What do you mean went crazy?

415
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,128
He freaked out from a guilty conscience.

416
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,496
Classic.

417
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,133
How do you get your conscience
to stop making you feel guilty?

418
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:05,670
Well, the best way is to not
do the things you shouldn't do,

419
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,538
but if you do do something wrong...

420
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,606
He said "do do."

421
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:12,410
You have to understand,
that's just your conscience

422
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,712
trying to get you to take
responsibility for it.

423
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,328
Why?

424
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:19,417
Because when you take responsibility
for the things you do,

425
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,419
that's when you finally begin to grow.

426
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,005
So, listening to your
conscience helps you grow?

427
00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:24,585
Yeah.

428
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,924
You might want to try it sometime.

429
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,461
Well, hello, Maya.

430
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,729
It's been a long time.

431
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,398
What the...?

432
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,606
I want to tell my parents what I did.

433
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,507
- Too late.
- I want to tell them

434
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,143
how much I'm looking forward
to going to college someday.

435
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,779
Because you loved those
college girls you met there?

436
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,082
They were so great.

437
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,984
What?

438
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:56,454
Because one day you hope to be
those kinds of girls yourselves?

439
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,788
You knew.

440
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,890
They knew. Parents know everything.

441
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,792
No. Someone told us.

442
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,663
I just wanted to say goodbye.

443
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,932
Very interesting visit.

444
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,601
Josh, you told them.

445
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,536
Told them what, Riley?

446
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,705
That nothing happened? Why would
I tell them nothing happened

447
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,587
if nothing happened? Why
would I tell them that?

448
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,610
It's okay, Josh.

449
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,012
Maya told us.

450
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:23,080
- What?
- Maya told us everything.

451
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,115
Why?

452
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,516
I wouldn't rat you out, Riley.

453
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,486
Sorry, Cory.

454
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,654
Guess I'm still your little brother, huh?

455
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,522
No, Josh.

456
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,592
You were so looking forward to
making new friends at that party.

457
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,093
But you left.

458
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,063
Just to make sure that Riley
and Maya got home safely.

459
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,099
You're not so little anymore, Josh.

460
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,503
I guess I have to stop
looking at you that way.

461
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,140
Thanks. That means a lot to me.

462
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,543
Maya, why did you tell them?

463
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,845
It was a choice I made for myself.

464
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,182
I thought it was the grown-up thing to do.

465
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,151
It was.

466
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,752
You're not so little anymore, Maya.

467
00:22:02,775 --> 00:22:04,655
I guess I have to stop
looking at you like that.

468
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,923
Thanks.

469
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:08,726
Means a lot to me.

470
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,962
Riley, are you ever going to
pull something like this again?

471
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,497
No.

472
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,199
Even though it may have been a great night,

473
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,802
it isn't worth how terrible
I feel for not telling you.

474
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,205
Thanks. It means a lot to me.

475
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,679
Riley, we're happy that you
liked your college experience.

476
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,922
And we're sad to have to give
you a grounding experience.

477
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,150
Two weeks.

478
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,552
It should be three.

479
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:37,254
Deal.

480
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:38,589
It should be three.

481
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:40,591
Get a life.

482
00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:44,595
Good night. I brushed my teeth.

483
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,830
You did not.

484
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:48,999
What the...?

485
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,201
Auggie.

486
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:53,270
You are grounded for one
week for not telling us

487
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,672
your sister sNuck out of the house.

488
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:55,740
How's that a bad thing?

489
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,575
I was protecting her.

490
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:00,866
Let's go, blondie.

491
00:23:00,897 --> 00:23:03,744
You and I are gonna do a
little growing up together.

492
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,584
We're gonna tell my mother, aren't we?

493
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,986
We're gonna tell her about a lot of stuff.

494
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,088
Yeah, okay.

495
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,156
Let's go.

496
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,659
See you guys in a year.