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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Betty, we have a favor to ask you.
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You know how Betty loves doing favors.
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By the way, that was sarcasm.
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Saturday is Lindy and
Logan's 16th birthday,
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and we wanna throw them a
surprise party. Can we do it here?
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Absolutely not.
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That wasn't sarcasm. See the difference?
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Hey, remember when you said, since
we spend so much time here,
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you started to think of us as family?
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I knew that was gonna get
thrown back in my face.
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Fine. You can have your party here.
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I am so glad we're related.
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Get off me.
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Yep. Just like family.
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Okay, so Delia and I will
handle the party planning.
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Garrett, you have one job.
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Keep Lindy and Logan away
from here while we set up.
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Okay, but where do I take them?
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And how long should I keep them away?
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And when do I bring them back?
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I knew we should've put
him in charge of balloons.
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Sh! Here they come. No more birthday talk.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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Nothing.
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Okay.
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We're gonna get some smoothies.
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You came to the right place.
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You know what's going on here, don't you?
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Linds, come on, I rarely
know what's going on.
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Didn't you notice?
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Garrett's acting nervous.
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He always acts nervous.
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Delia's acting weird.
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She always acts weird.
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Jasmine stopped talking for five seconds.
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Oh, something is up.
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What do you think it is?
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Isn't it obvious?
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We're turning 16 on Saturday.
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They're our closest friends.
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One more hint.
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They're planning a surprise party for us.
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Thanks for ruining it.
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Listen, just don't let them
know that we're on to them.
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- Just play it cool.
- Got it.
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Okay, guys, we got our smoothies.
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- We're coming back over now.
- Well done.
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I could do this all day.
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Why are you listening to records anyway?
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Because the only way to appreciate
the Weasels is on vinyl.
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They sound so much better this way.
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Oh, yeah, this is better.
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Better. Better.
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Pop Go the Weasels.
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That was their third album, right
after Weasel While You Work.
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It was all downhill after that.
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Is this the band with
that drummer guy you like?
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It's not just "that drummer guy," okay?
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Keith Edwards is one of the
greatest rock drummers of all time.
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He's the reason I took up the drums.
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So I have him to thank every time
I yell, "Logan, keep it down!"
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Last week, I was on the "all
things Weasel message board,
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and read that the band sometimes
plays at a club on the south side.
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They have a Weasels message board,
and I'm just now hearing about it?
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- Hey, guys.
- What's up?
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Don't ask about the Weasels.
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I was just wondering,
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do you guys wanna come with
me to a dog show on Saturday?
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My mom's showing Garret 4.
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Your mother named her prize dog after you?
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That's quite a compliment.
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Actually, I'm named after the dog.
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That's still a compliment.
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Just... the other way.
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Thanks, but, uh, Saturday's our birthday,
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and, no offense, but I'd rather, well,
do anything than go to a dog show.
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What are you talking about?
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Garrett, we would love
to go to the dog show.
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Well, great.
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I'll see you guys Saturday.
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Why did you say that? I
don't wanna go to a dog show.
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There is no dog show. It's just a cover
for whatever the birthday surprise is.
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Surprise? You ruined it again.
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And you're sure there's
not gonna be a dog show?
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There is no dog show.
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Okay, so there is a dog show.
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Hey, Garrett, where's your mom?
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Flat tire.
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You drive an 18-wheeler, one
of 'em's bound to go flat.
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So you have to show the dog?
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Yep. I just hope I don't embarrass myself.
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How could you embarrass yourself
wearing a royal blue ladies' pantsuit?
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It's not royal blue. It's azure.
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Never argue with a man
in a ladies' pantsuit.
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And it's my mom's.
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I'm wearing it because the
dog's used to her scent.
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I think it looks good.
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You look almost as manly as your mom.
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Introducing Garrett
4, being shown by Garrett 3.
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Wish me luck. Whoa!
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Wow, that dog is moving really fast.
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Hey, at least Garrett's still on his feet.
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And he's down.
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Oh!
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Oh, no, not the stairs, not the stairs!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Oh!
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I thought the dog was supposed
to go through the hoop.
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At least we don't have to stick
around for the trophy presentation.
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I just had a great idea for the party.
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You don't mean the party that's already
planned, Delia said hopefully.
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That's the one, Betty said with disdain.
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The idea is, we do a comedy roast.
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We make funny speeches
about Lindy and Logan,
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everyone laughs, it's hilarious.
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That sounds fun.
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So, something like, I'm not
saying Betty's prickly,
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but put a bow on a cactus, and
you can't tell 'em apart.
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Yeah. Like that. But funny.
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And not about Betty.
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Look what I got.
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White cake with buttercream frosting.
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Lindy's favorite.
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Jazz, I'm pretty sure her favorite
cake is German chocolate.
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Deels, I've known Lindy
since the first grade.
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It's always been white with buttercream.
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Jazz, I've also known
her since the first grade.
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German chocolate.
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Deels, I've known Lindy since
the first day of first grade.
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I remember because I was
running across the playground
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to meet her, and this clumsy
girl ran right into me.
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That was me.
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That's when I knew I needed glasses.
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The point is, I saw her first.
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Well, I smelled her first, and she
smelled like German chocolate.
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How does my face look?
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Which half?
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The rug burn half or the stair bruise half?
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I think you just answered his question.
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So now that the dog show's over,
hey, I just had a crazy idea.
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Why don't we go to Rumblejuice?
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How is that a crazy idea?
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We go there all the time.
Let's do something else.
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No, Logan, I think that's a great idea.
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What could be better during a
snowstorm than ice-cold smoothies?
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Hi, Mom.
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Dad and Garrett are on their way home.
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Yes, the dog is fine.
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Yes, the pantsuit is fine.
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But I fell and got dragged across the...
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Yeah, I can hold.
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So that's it.
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The surprise party's
gonna be at Rumblejuice.
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- Okay.
- What is wrong with you?
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It's your birthday, and
you're getting a big party.
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Why aren't you more excited?
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I'm sorry. It's just that birthdays
aren't that big a deal for me.
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- Why not?
- I don't know.
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I guess because we're twins, and
we always celebrate together.
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It feels like I only get half a birthday.
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Half a birthday? I feel like I get two.
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I don't wanna argue
about math on my birthday.
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I had no idea you felt this way.
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Kind of makes me sad.
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I'm not complaining.
It's just the way it is.
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Right now, we're on a train
rushing to a party with our friends.
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How great is that?
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Attention, passengers.
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Due to snow on the tracks,
we are experiencing a delay.
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Don't answer that.
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Betty, I'm having a little
trouble with the roast.
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I can't come up with any
funny insults for Lindy.
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The secret to a good roast is
making fun of someone's flaws.
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Lindy doesn't have a lot of flaws.
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Everybody's got flaws.
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- Is she messy?
- No.
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- Cheap
- No.
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Does she have funky-looking toes?
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Ew. Of course not.
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You sure? I've never
seen her wearing sandals.
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What are you doing?
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I'm carrying precious cargo. Unzip me.
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What is that?
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I fixed the cake problem.
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We don't have a cake problem.
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We don't now. German chocolate.
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Can't believe you went out and got
a cake when we already have one.
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I had to.
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Lindy would expect her best friend
to get her the cake she likes.
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Her best friend did.
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Fine. We'll just put Lindy's favorite cake
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right here next to this
one, and when they get here,
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we'll see which cake...
mine... she goes for.
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Hey, watch it. You dented my cake.
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I'm sorry. It was an accident.
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I'm sorry. That was an accident, too.
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Oops! My bad.
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Deels, you got a little
something on your glasses.
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Oh, now it's on.
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- You wouldn't.
- Oh, but I would.
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Lucky for you it's good.
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Try that one. It's better.
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Attention, passengers.
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We're still waiting for
the snow to be cleared.
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We appreciate your continued patience.
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How long do you think we'll be here?
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Logan, he can't hear
you. It's just a speaker.
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We hope to be on our
way in about two hours.
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Thank you. You were saying?
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Two hours? That's not gonna work.
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What time does the party start?
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Party? There's no party.
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I don't know about any party.
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Dude, this is an emergency.
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There is no time for your clumsy lying.
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Now when is our party starting?
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Fifteen minutes ago.
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Surprise!
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We are not missing that party.
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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We'll pry open that hatch, crawl
out onto the roof of the train,
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climb down the ladder,
walk back to the station,
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where we'll catch a cab to Rumblejuice.
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Sounds simple enough.
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I'm not doing that. It sounds dangerous.
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I thought you'd wanna get out
because of your claustrophobia.
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Claustrophobia? I forgot all about that.
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Get me out! Let me out!
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How does it look?
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Not too bad.
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But you guys better be careful.
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It's a little slippery...
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Hey, Garrett found a shortcut.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Thanks for stopping.
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Oh, don't thank me.
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Thank the car I ran into.
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We're going to Rumblejuice.
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It's at 2624 Birkner
Avenue. Can you get us there?
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I'll try, but I'm gonna need some help.
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Stick your head out there.
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You're gonna be our navigator.
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Anybody else wanna sit up front?
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- No thanks.
- I'm good.
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All right, I got a general
idea where we're going.
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Just shout out anything
else I should know about.
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Okay, well, uh, I guess you can pull out.
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All right, good.
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Uh, stay to the right.
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That's good. Stop sign ahead.
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- What's that?
- Never mind.
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Oh, man, I forgot to say
good-bye to the speaker.
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It was just a speaker.
254
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,109
It couldn't hear you.
255
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,577
I don't make fun of your friends.
256
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,416
Little close to some trees on your right.
257
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,086
Watch out. Watch out!
258
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,057
Okay, I'm done.
259
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,395
Sorry, kids, the roads
are just too dangerous.
260
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,796
I can't get you there.
261
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,665
So that's it?
262
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,068
We're just gonna spend our
birthday stuck in... where are we?
263
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,236
The south side.
264
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,772
South side? Huh.
265
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,243
I think I chipped my
tooth on a frozen acorn.
266
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,779
Maybe it happened when
you fell off the train,
267
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,481
or got dragged around the dog show.
268
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,150
And I fell in the shower this morning.
269
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,619
Why did I get up today?
270
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,455
Can you take us here instead?
271
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,557
Sure. That's just around the corner.
272
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,127
- Where are we going?
- You'll see when we get there.
273
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,329
Can you give us a couple more blocks, kid?
274
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,500
Sure. Why not? I still have some face left.
275
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,143
It's from Garrett.
276
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,644
They're not gonna make it.
277
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,113
They're stuck on the other side of town.
278
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,882
Oh, and he said Lindy's favorite cake
279
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,717
- is white with buttercream.
- He did not!
280
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,319
Oops. Deleted.
281
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,155
They're not coming?
282
00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,124
So I wrote three pages of
roast jokes for nothing?
283
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:06,297
Well, I guess I can change Logan to
Grandma and use them at Christmas.
284
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,200
This night has been a complete disaster.
285
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,802
No one showed up but us.
286
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,603
And I'm not that thrilled you're here.
287
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,539
Back at ya.
288
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,242
I still can't believe you
ruined my best friend's cake.
289
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,211
You ruined my best friend's cake.
290
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,180
- Lindy's my best friend.
- She's my best friend.
291
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,148
Okay, that's enough.
292
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,717
I've had it with you two.
293
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:29,220
Throwing cake, arguing over
whose best friend is whose.
294
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,422
You wanna know what a real problem is?
295
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,292
Not having a best friend.
296
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,227
Who doesn't have a best friend?
297
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,729
I don't.
298
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:45,503
The polite thing, at this
point, would be to act shocked.
299
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,308
- That's awful.
- Betty, no!
300
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:56,180
I would give anything just
to have one best friend.
301
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,317
And you each have two, and
you're fighting about it.
302
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,452
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
303
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,422
She's right.
304
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,557
I'm sorry, Deels.
305
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,494
I just wanted everything to be perfect
for Lindy, and I got carried away.
306
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,429
I did, too.
307
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,765
I'm sorry, too.
308
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,767
Thanks for saying all that, Betty.
309
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,436
Yeah. Your pathetic story
really straightened us out.
310
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,441
Just think of it as another
life lesson from Betty...
311
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,445
Hello.
312
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,714
Oh, hey. I gotta take this.
313
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,283
It's my BFF.
314
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,352
I thought you didn't have a best friend.
315
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,254
I just said that to prove a point.
316
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,289
Everybody loves Betty.
317
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,433
What are we doing here?
318
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,235
Just grab a table. I'll be right back.
319
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,840
Excuse me. Is Keith Edwards
playing here tonight?
320
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:59,377
Usually, but it doesn't look like he's
gonna make it because of the weather.
321
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,580
That's a bummer. My
brother's his biggest fan.
322
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,982
- The rest of the band is here.
- He doesn't care about them.
323
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:10,288
I mean, I'm sure the other
Weasels are fine gentlemen.
324
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,456
It's just, my brother's a drummer.
325
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,625
Ah, yeah. Drummers dig drummers.
326
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,928
It's a little creepy, but I get it.
327
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:20,498
Wait, so the band's just
gonna play without Keith?
328
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,266
I don't think they're gonna play at all.
329
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,469
Can't rock without a drummer.
330
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:28,272
This is gonna sound crazy, but...
331
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,641
Am I blinking now?
332
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,277
No.
333
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,580
Am I blinking now?
334
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,849
No.
335
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:41,052
When are my eyeballs gonna defrost?
336
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,287
Excuse me.
337
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,422
I hear you play the drums.
338
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,324
Any chance you wanna fill in tonight?
339
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,426
Me? I don't know.
340
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,927
I probably don't know their songs.
341
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,896
I think you might.
342
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,565
The Weasels?
343
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,834
- The actual Weasels?
- Yep.
344
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,971
That means these are Keith Edwards' drums.
345
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,906
This is that club that you heard about.
346
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,809
You want me to play Keith Edwards' drums?
347
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,411
He's a little slow on the uptake.
348
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,382
Typical drummer.
349
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,783
Yes! You were awesome!
350
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,352
Even with frozen ears, I
could tell that was good.
351
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,989
That is officially the
coolest thing I've ever done.
352
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,358
Happy birthday, Logan.
353
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,461
Hey, could you get a picture of
me sitting behind Keith's drums?
354
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,131
- How about a picture with Keith?
- Keith Edwards?
355
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:03,501
Yeah, I know. I'm much
better-looking in person.
356
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,037
It is such an honor.
357
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,705
You sounded good, kid.
358
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,144
When he giggles, it means "thank you."
359
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,146
- Oh.
- Oh, here are your sticks.
360
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:16,414
Keep 'em.
361
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,885
You're welcome.
362
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,435
Surprise!
363
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,403
Hey, we're supposed to say that.
364
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,506
Yeah. Happy birthday.
365
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,413
Hey, you guys got us a cake.
366
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,882
Or two?
367
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:55,987
Yeah, we had a little disagreement
about what kind was your favorite.
368
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,489
Not that it matters, but...
369
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,525
- Red velvet.
- I knew it!
370
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:06,964
Okay, let's get the roast started.
371
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,201
I'm not saying Lindy's too
nice, but when she sneezes,
372
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:12,870
cartoon birds come out of her nose.
373
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,740
And do you know how to make
Logan laugh on Saturday?
374
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,576
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
375
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,447
Betty, that just sounds mean.
376
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,884
It is mean. That's why it's funny.
377
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:30,121
This is the last party
you're ever having here.
378
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,458
Guys, thanks for this party.
379
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,860
Sorry we missed it.
380
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,194
You three are the best.
381
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,196
Hey, we're your oldest friends.
382
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,765
Well, I am. Technically.
383
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,768
- Don't start.
- Okay, whatever.
384
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,904
Linds, thanks for making
this such an amazing birthday.
385
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,639
It was your 16th.
386
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,241
I had to make sure it was special.
387
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,476
Special? It was the best one ever.
388
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,111
Love you, sis.
389
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,580
Love you, bro.
390
00:21:56,582 --> 00:22:00,117
Oh. My eyes defrosted just in time.
391
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:49,633
Dad!