1 00:01:07,575 --> 00:01:12,623 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 2 00:01:12,648 --> 00:01:15,148 Resync'd for SNEAkY by CookiesMonsta 3 00:01:15,478 --> 00:01:18,981 I got 'em when I was 15, and then, like, 19, 4 00:01:18,982 --> 00:01:21,983 and then other times, but I never got it on my arms. 5 00:01:21,984 --> 00:01:24,528 And I haven't even been putting 'em near nobody's cha-cha... 6 00:01:24,529 --> 00:01:28,407 except for, like, once, and it was a while ago and by accident. 7 00:01:28,408 --> 00:01:30,534 You don't get crabs on your arms. 8 00:01:30,535 --> 00:01:33,028 So, what? I got imitation crabs? 9 00:01:33,746 --> 00:01:35,072 Shit. 10 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:38,333 It's fuckin' bedbugs. 11 00:01:38,334 --> 00:01:39,501 Like scabies? 12 00:01:39,502 --> 00:01:41,211 I thought it was crabs. 13 00:01:41,212 --> 00:01:42,962 Me, too. 14 00:01:42,963 --> 00:01:44,874 I miss Ian. 15 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:48,093 - Aw, that's so sweet. - Ugh. 16 00:01:48,094 --> 00:01:49,719 You got some shampoo or something? 17 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,597 They don't live on you, just in your sheets and clothes and shit. 18 00:01:52,598 --> 00:01:54,058 So now we gotta wash everything. 19 00:01:54,059 --> 00:01:55,225 What, you gave 'em to me? 20 00:01:55,226 --> 00:01:56,768 Someone gave it to me first. 21 00:01:56,769 --> 00:01:58,312 - Fuck! - What's going on? 22 00:01:58,313 --> 00:01:59,854 Flaca's got scabies. 23 00:01:59,855 --> 00:02:02,524 - It's bedbugs. It's different. - Cooties are cooties. 24 00:02:02,525 --> 00:02:04,318 I probably got it from your dirty little sister. 25 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:06,695 They probably been living in your hairy Chia Pet poon 26 00:02:06,696 --> 00:02:07,779 since before you got here. 27 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,823 First of all, I keep my lawn mowed. 28 00:02:09,824 --> 00:02:11,283 Second, weren't no problems 29 00:02:11,284 --> 00:02:15,120 till Pocket Daya snuck in last week to follow in the family footsteps. 30 00:02:15,121 --> 00:02:16,871 Eat it. 31 00:02:16,872 --> 00:02:17,956 They got scabies. 32 00:02:17,957 --> 00:02:19,999 Bedbugs, and it's Flaca. 33 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,794 _ 34 00:02:22,795 --> 00:02:24,296 Now what? 35 00:02:24,297 --> 00:02:26,090 _ 36 00:02:26,091 --> 00:02:28,000 Ay, dios. We're all gonna get 'em. 37 00:02:28,968 --> 00:02:30,969 - You don't have a magic cure or something? - Hey, hey, hey. 38 00:02:30,970 --> 00:02:32,054 _ 39 00:02:32,055 --> 00:02:33,180 I just walked up. 40 00:02:33,181 --> 00:02:34,639 _ 41 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,141 No. 42 00:02:36,142 --> 00:02:37,434 So what? 43 00:02:37,435 --> 00:02:40,062 You hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? 44 00:02:40,063 --> 00:02:42,189 She gave birth in the spring. 45 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:45,066 But these are just pads. We don't got bedsprings. 46 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:46,151 Oh, Jesus. 47 00:02:46,152 --> 00:02:48,270 Okay, everybody, start stripping the beds! 48 00:02:50,323 --> 00:02:52,199 Fuck! 49 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,492 Attention, ladies, 50 00:02:53,493 --> 00:02:56,245 remember to remove all pens from your uniform 51 00:02:56,246 --> 00:02:58,739 when dropping off your laundry. 52 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:04,495 Red, you're back... 53 00:03:07,257 --> 00:03:08,958 and you're not talking to me. 54 00:03:11,802 --> 00:03:13,128 Now what did I do? 55 00:03:14,264 --> 00:03:19,351 My post-slock resolution was to stop giving liars second chances. 56 00:03:19,352 --> 00:03:20,928 When did I lie to you? 57 00:03:23,773 --> 00:03:27,810 "Business is booming. There's a line out the door." 58 00:03:28,694 --> 00:03:30,154 You were much more convincing 59 00:03:30,155 --> 00:03:32,656 than my husband, but you were just as stupid. 60 00:03:32,657 --> 00:03:35,033 You could have said you didn't make your way there. 61 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:39,947 Instead, you said... you ate my vatrushkis. 62 00:03:40,748 --> 00:03:42,832 I'm sorry. 63 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:44,918 I... 64 00:03:44,919 --> 00:03:46,961 I thought that I was doing the right thing. 65 00:03:46,962 --> 00:03:48,547 By lying? 66 00:03:48,548 --> 00:03:50,549 We read different children's books. 67 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:55,387 You know... many cultures value a person's dignity over the truth. 68 00:03:55,388 --> 00:03:57,597 In Korea, they actually call it kibun. 69 00:03:57,598 --> 00:03:59,891 I heard that on The World with Marco Werman. 70 00:03:59,892 --> 00:04:02,436 In Russia, we call it "bullshit." 71 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:04,438 Look, there was nothing you could do about it, 72 00:04:04,439 --> 00:04:06,724 and I thought that I was saving you some pain. 73 00:04:07,442 --> 00:04:09,818 You thought if you didn't bring me bad news, 74 00:04:09,819 --> 00:04:11,604 I won't kill the messenger. 75 00:04:12,322 --> 00:04:17,735 I said what I said because I am a nice person and it felt right. 76 00:04:18,453 --> 00:04:21,906 Nice is for cowards and Democrats. 77 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:24,992 You're a selfish little person. 78 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,745 You wanted me to like you. 79 00:04:28,504 --> 00:04:30,873 Now I like you less. 80 00:04:33,343 --> 00:04:34,544 Next. 81 00:04:35,303 --> 00:04:39,465 Powell. P-O-W-E-double-L. 82 00:04:39,807 --> 00:04:42,009 Ah, here you are. ID? 83 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:48,182 - Oh, Bennett. Good. - You're George's friend. 84 00:04:48,899 --> 00:04:51,067 - Uh... Yeah, George? - My son. 85 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:52,812 He used to work here. George Mendez. 86 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:59,819 His father, my first husband, is Cuban. I never could resist an accent. 87 00:05:00,870 --> 00:05:03,948 Guess that runs in the family. 88 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:10,037 I'm sorry. That was a coping mechanism. 89 00:05:11,088 --> 00:05:12,922 Uh... 90 00:05:12,923 --> 00:05:15,550 Thank you. 91 00:05:15,551 --> 00:05:16,752 George, um... 92 00:05:18,429 --> 00:05:21,757 George says he loves her. What do you think? 93 00:05:23,309 --> 00:05:27,096 I... I don't know. Maybe. 94 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,517 I'm sorry, who are you here to see? 95 00:05:34,779 --> 00:05:37,155 I know I need to apologize, 96 00:05:37,156 --> 00:05:39,741 but "I'm sorry" feels a little inadequate. 97 00:05:39,742 --> 00:05:42,035 That baby's got my daughter out to here 98 00:05:42,036 --> 00:05:44,621 and it's too late to Dyson it out of her. 99 00:05:44,622 --> 00:05:47,541 So I hope you're here for more than a clean conscience. 100 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:50,294 I'm a concerned grandmother just like you are. 101 00:05:50,295 --> 00:05:52,837 Although you look nothing like a grandmother. 102 00:05:52,838 --> 00:05:55,214 Hispanic women have amazing skin. 103 00:05:55,215 --> 00:05:57,717 Let's hope the baby gets my complexion. 104 00:05:57,718 --> 00:06:00,087 What's it gettin' from you? 105 00:06:02,139 --> 00:06:03,841 I know that... 106 00:06:04,934 --> 00:06:09,354 nothing can ever undo what my son did, but... 107 00:06:09,355 --> 00:06:10,564 this child is part of my family. 108 00:06:10,565 --> 00:06:12,357 He's gonna live with my family. 109 00:06:12,358 --> 00:06:15,485 Your... husband? 110 00:06:15,486 --> 00:06:17,487 My domestic partner. 111 00:06:17,488 --> 00:06:21,408 Who is not actually related to the baby by blood. 112 00:06:21,409 --> 00:06:25,662 No blood, but he's got the sweat and tears part down. 113 00:06:25,663 --> 00:06:29,449 He's takin' real good care of my babies, and he'll do the same for Daya. 114 00:06:32,628 --> 00:06:35,289 I want to adopt the child. 115 00:06:37,925 --> 00:06:43,213 I'm... up nights... haunted... 116 00:06:47,017 --> 00:06:50,061 I can't bear the thought of the baby winding up like... 117 00:06:50,062 --> 00:06:51,855 Go ahead, say it. 118 00:06:51,856 --> 00:06:53,189 Like her mother? 119 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:56,226 Like George. 120 00:06:59,238 --> 00:07:01,906 So... you want to raise the baby 121 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:05,201 so it don't turn out like the baby you raised? 122 00:07:05,202 --> 00:07:07,120 I have two other boys. 123 00:07:07,121 --> 00:07:11,333 One is in dental school and the other is an art historian. 124 00:07:11,334 --> 00:07:15,337 So you raised a sadist, a dentist and a homo. 125 00:07:15,338 --> 00:07:17,171 Two sadists and a homo. 126 00:07:17,172 --> 00:07:19,591 Okay, look... 127 00:07:19,592 --> 00:07:23,970 you have every right to hate me and George... 128 00:07:23,971 --> 00:07:25,722 but... 129 00:07:25,723 --> 00:07:27,724 I can do right by this child. 130 00:07:27,725 --> 00:07:31,728 I can offer love and... attention 131 00:07:31,729 --> 00:07:34,564 and a certain... lifestyle. 132 00:07:34,565 --> 00:07:37,108 Money don't mean nothing to a child... 133 00:07:37,109 --> 00:07:40,737 - No, but I... - You're not listening. 134 00:07:40,738 --> 00:07:42,522 To a child. 135 00:07:43,699 --> 00:07:48,028 But my daughter... can't be un-raped... 136 00:07:49,038 --> 00:07:53,750 and she's gonna suffer bad emotionals her whole life. 137 00:07:53,751 --> 00:07:55,877 We all are. 138 00:07:55,878 --> 00:07:57,496 Well... 139 00:08:01,008 --> 00:08:03,760 I know money could never make that right, 140 00:08:03,761 --> 00:08:07,764 but of course, I would want to help the mother of my grandchild 141 00:08:07,765 --> 00:08:09,842 in any way I could. 142 00:08:12,478 --> 00:08:15,264 Perhaps on a monthly basis. 143 00:08:18,358 --> 00:08:21,436 And the grandmother of your grandchild? 144 00:08:22,154 --> 00:08:23,572 Of course. 145 00:08:23,573 --> 00:08:25,565 That's the team spirit. 146 00:08:38,546 --> 00:08:41,214 Hey... lady guards only. 147 00:08:41,215 --> 00:08:44,593 Your mom is in visitation right now with Mendez's mother. 148 00:08:44,594 --> 00:08:46,553 - What the fuck? - Yeah, did you know she was coming? 149 00:08:46,554 --> 00:08:49,013 - What are they talking about? - I don't know. 150 00:08:49,014 --> 00:08:51,508 Lady Pornstache wrote me a letter. She wanted to meet... 151 00:08:52,768 --> 00:08:54,561 but I said no. 152 00:08:54,562 --> 00:08:57,772 I mean, I didn't say nothing which means I said no. 153 00:08:57,773 --> 00:09:00,900 Aleida must've written her. 154 00:09:02,612 --> 00:09:06,615 Relax. It's my baby, ours. 155 00:09:06,616 --> 00:09:09,576 Aleida's just probably trying to shake her down. 156 00:09:09,577 --> 00:09:12,529 Everything's gonna be fine. 157 00:09:13,205 --> 00:09:16,408 I don't usually get to see this much of you all at once. 158 00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:19,168 You like it? 159 00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:20,537 You're into big bellies? 160 00:09:23,674 --> 00:09:26,092 Listen up, ladies! 161 00:09:26,093 --> 00:09:30,889 Until every uniform in this prison is washed and re-washed... 162 00:09:30,890 --> 00:09:35,351 you'll be wearing Office Depot's... new fall line. 163 00:09:35,352 --> 00:09:36,435 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 164 00:09:36,436 --> 00:09:38,271 I ain't wearing that fucking paper shit. 165 00:09:38,272 --> 00:09:41,516 That's my color. I'm wearing it. 166 00:09:44,945 --> 00:09:47,363 There is one maternity-sized paper suit. 167 00:09:47,364 --> 00:09:49,198 I suggest you grab it... 168 00:09:49,199 --> 00:09:53,403 before one of your plus-sized dorm-mates claims it for her food baby. 169 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,877 I asked you more than once to stay away from her 170 00:10:00,878 --> 00:10:04,964 and yet, with the whole dorm half-naked, here you are. 171 00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,458 I'm writing you up, Bennett. 172 00:10:07,968 --> 00:10:10,970 Mendez's mother is meeting with Aleida Diaz. 173 00:10:10,971 --> 00:10:13,973 I don't care... and neither should you. 174 00:10:13,974 --> 00:10:17,143 That's my kid we're talking about here. 175 00:10:17,144 --> 00:10:19,896 This is not 3 Men and a Baby. 176 00:10:19,897 --> 00:10:24,317 You and Mendez are not Guttenberg and Selleck. 177 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:28,738 You are two morons and a ward of the state. 178 00:10:28,739 --> 00:10:31,991 Let go. Let go of the dream. 179 00:10:31,992 --> 00:10:33,652 Mr. Caputo. 180 00:10:34,036 --> 00:10:35,912 One box per dorm. That's all there was. 181 00:10:35,913 --> 00:10:38,582 I can't walk around 182 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:42,335 in my butt-bag panties and my granny bra. 183 00:10:42,336 --> 00:10:44,838 There are more paper uniforms on their way. 184 00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:46,706 And they'll get here when? 185 00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:50,218 Sometime soon... 186 00:10:50,219 --> 00:10:51,761 hopefully. 187 00:10:51,762 --> 00:10:54,097 Uh, be thankful the weather is nice. 188 00:10:55,683 --> 00:10:58,643 - CO Bennett, make yourself useful. - Sir? 189 00:10:58,644 --> 00:11:00,812 Go down to the storage room. 190 00:11:00,813 --> 00:11:03,147 Don't come back until you find some uniforms 191 00:11:03,148 --> 00:11:05,650 or something uniform-like and disposable. 192 00:11:05,651 --> 00:11:08,020 Sir. Yes, sir. 193 00:11:08,738 --> 00:11:10,529 Where's the S1? 194 00:11:19,331 --> 00:11:22,701 Corporal John Bennett reporting as ordered, Sergeant. 195 00:11:23,502 --> 00:11:26,545 Care to let me in on the joke, Corporal Whoever-the-fuck-you-are? 196 00:11:26,546 --> 00:11:29,257 No disrespect, Sergeant. Just ready to get in the shit. 197 00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:31,085 Well, look at that, Goggles! 198 00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:35,755 Corporal America is here to save us from the ragheads. 199 00:11:36,348 --> 00:11:37,598 Hooah! 200 00:11:37,599 --> 00:11:39,885 IA, fall in! 201 00:11:41,729 --> 00:11:42,930 Rifle. 202 00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:52,155 You know, it's always the guy who thinks he's John Wayne McCain 203 00:11:52,156 --> 00:11:54,783 who shits his pants and needs rescuing. 204 00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:58,411 But out here, we prefer to let the camel cowboys do the dying. 205 00:11:58,412 --> 00:12:00,990 It's their goddamn country. 206 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:06,670 Look at you, all nicely starched. 207 00:12:06,671 --> 00:12:08,046 I have a travel iron. 208 00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:16,554 I smell a fobbit. You know what a fobbit is? 209 00:12:16,555 --> 00:12:19,015 - I'm not... - Not what I asked! 210 00:12:19,016 --> 00:12:22,052 Army hobbit. Too chicken to leave his forward operating base. 211 00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:25,188 You think this shitbag's a fobbit? 212 00:12:25,189 --> 00:12:27,356 Maybe. Don't know... 213 00:12:27,357 --> 00:12:29,192 but he's got the whitest teeth I've ever seen. 214 00:12:29,193 --> 00:12:30,694 Sergeant, I am not a coward, 215 00:12:30,695 --> 00:12:33,196 and I'm sure as shit not sorry I'm squared away. 216 00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:36,275 I'm here to soldier, save lives and get some. 217 00:12:45,084 --> 00:12:47,536 Jesus. What a cluster-knuckle. 218 00:12:48,337 --> 00:12:50,289 Could this be our fault? 219 00:12:52,717 --> 00:12:55,384 - The new couch? - I did an inspection at the curb. 220 00:12:55,385 --> 00:12:59,055 We're okay except for the mystery stain, but we febrezed. 221 00:12:59,056 --> 00:13:03,267 If anybody asks anything... it came from JC Penney. 222 00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:06,145 Work line, cell block A, 10 minutes. 223 00:13:06,146 --> 00:13:10,935 Bell, Hartford jail's got six boxes of paper suits they're willing to part with. 224 00:13:11,861 --> 00:13:14,695 Cost me 300 pairs of tube socks I actually don't have, 225 00:13:14,696 --> 00:13:17,024 but that's a future me problem. 226 00:13:17,532 --> 00:13:20,034 Have Doggett drive you and Maxwell after lunch. 227 00:13:20,035 --> 00:13:21,861 Roger that. 228 00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:27,458 Looks like it's spreading. 229 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:29,836 The only thing spreading is rumors. 230 00:13:29,837 --> 00:13:32,914 It was an isolated event that's been... 231 00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:36,293 isolated. 232 00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:41,756 I forgot something in the office. 233 00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:52,017 Uh-uh. 234 00:13:53,193 --> 00:13:54,360 Walk. That's right. 235 00:13:54,361 --> 00:13:58,023 Just walk away, Renee. 236 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,786 What... 237 00:14:02,787 --> 00:14:05,371 You smell like Arthur Avenue. 238 00:14:05,372 --> 00:14:08,582 Whatever, okay? GloNo's makin' me bedbug-proof. 239 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,210 - GloNo? - Gloria and Norma. 240 00:14:11,211 --> 00:14:12,336 Oh, hell no. 241 00:14:12,337 --> 00:14:15,589 Hey, look, whatever you wanna call 'em, they for real, all right? 242 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:16,966 Especially Norma. 243 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:20,511 She got that whole magic mute thing going on. 244 00:14:20,512 --> 00:14:24,098 Look, and this makes sense, okay? Bedbugs drink our blood. 245 00:14:24,099 --> 00:14:27,268 They're bugs, not Dracula. 246 00:14:27,269 --> 00:14:30,271 And now that you been necklace shopping in Burritoville, 247 00:14:30,272 --> 00:14:32,023 you gettin' 'em for sure. 248 00:14:32,024 --> 00:14:33,566 - Man, why they still makin' our food... - Whatever. 249 00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:36,360 ...when they're the infested ones? 250 00:14:36,361 --> 00:14:37,445 Oh, shit. 251 00:14:37,446 --> 00:14:38,947 - Ew! - Why you... 252 00:14:38,948 --> 00:14:41,324 No, it's protein. 253 00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:44,611 Crunch. It's all good. 254 00:14:46,872 --> 00:14:48,414 Hey, you're scratching. 255 00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:51,876 It ain't real, man. It's... a ghost itch. 256 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:53,711 - Mmm. - Power of persuasion. 257 00:14:53,712 --> 00:14:55,922 Power of you ain't take a shower in three days, 258 00:14:55,923 --> 00:14:57,631 that might be why you're scratching. 259 00:14:57,632 --> 00:14:59,175 What you care? 260 00:14:59,176 --> 00:15:03,512 Poor personal hygiene can be a sign of depression. 261 00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:05,681 Man, I ain't depressed. 262 00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:07,058 Oh. 263 00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:09,936 The line's been long in the showers since it started getting hot, 264 00:15:09,937 --> 00:15:14,107 but I been washing my pits, tits and naughty bits in the sink. 265 00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:15,399 Well, thank you for that. 266 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,236 Look, you don't wanna be forced to take a shower like Asia Girl, 267 00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:21,697 don't get so ripe you go rotten. All I'm saying. 268 00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:25,326 Okay, maybe you got a point... but it ain't bugs. 269 00:15:25,327 --> 00:15:26,903 Man, come on, man. 270 00:15:28,497 --> 00:15:30,123 Uh-uh! 271 00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:32,625 Forrest Gump... seat's taken. 272 00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:35,044 Yeah... blackies only. 273 00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:38,297 But I got just as much of a right to this seat as you do. 274 00:15:38,298 --> 00:15:41,009 I mean, this place is full today... 275 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:43,177 - and you're discriminating me. - Yes. 276 00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:46,305 Rosa Parks could walk through that door, but she got bedbugs... 277 00:15:46,306 --> 00:15:49,808 bitch, her ass going to the back of the bus same as you. 278 00:15:49,809 --> 00:15:52,020 Who's gonna stop me, though... 279 00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:54,272 now that your big-haired mammy's in hell, 280 00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:57,483 takin' Satan's three-pronged penis up her butt? 281 00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:00,153 - No! - Warren! 282 00:16:00,154 --> 00:16:02,947 - Man, chill out. - Do I need to write you a shot? 283 00:16:02,948 --> 00:16:04,615 No, no, no, no, no. She's good. 284 00:16:04,616 --> 00:16:07,035 She just had a little too much spicy. That's all. 285 00:16:07,036 --> 00:16:09,203 Give me the potato... now. 286 00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:10,989 Give me the potato. 287 00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:13,832 I got you. You good. 288 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,626 - Yes. - Sit down. 289 00:16:15,627 --> 00:16:17,586 We good, Suzanne. We good. 290 00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:19,838 - We good. - We good, Officer Bell. 291 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:21,125 We... 292 00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:25,553 - I will potato her at a future time. - I know. 293 00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:29,674 Get your lunch to go, Doggett. We got van duty. 294 00:16:32,311 --> 00:16:33,678 Bitch, bye. 295 00:16:35,439 --> 00:16:36,647 You not hungry? 296 00:16:36,648 --> 00:16:39,184 I'm not standing in that parade of tits and ass. 297 00:16:39,985 --> 00:16:42,653 You secretly love this. 298 00:16:42,654 --> 00:16:44,655 Some things are better left mysteries. 299 00:16:44,656 --> 00:16:46,657 Do you wanna borrow my paper bottoms? 300 00:16:46,658 --> 00:16:48,952 Because I could rip them off and just give them to you. 301 00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:51,037 Come on. 302 00:16:51,038 --> 00:16:52,864 Give mama a smile! 303 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,960 Do you remember what Kubra used to say? 304 00:16:56,961 --> 00:16:58,044 Uh-uh. 305 00:16:58,045 --> 00:17:00,088 "A smile is like tight underwear. 306 00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:02,707 - It lifts your cheeks." - "It lifts your cheeks." 307 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,801 He's gonna kill me, you know. 308 00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:08,380 Alex... 309 00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:13,476 I really thought they would put him away... 310 00:17:13,477 --> 00:17:15,304 and I'd be out... 311 00:17:18,398 --> 00:17:22,068 Fuck, I'm fucking suffocating. 312 00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:25,279 Alex, you will survive because it's what you do. 313 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,116 Yeah... like a cockroach. 314 00:17:28,117 --> 00:17:30,493 Maybe that's your spirit animal. 315 00:17:30,494 --> 00:17:32,495 I know that you're trying to make me feel better, 316 00:17:32,496 --> 00:17:34,580 but really think about what you just said to me. 317 00:17:34,581 --> 00:17:36,249 You know, they really get a bad rap. 318 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,002 They were the first animals to ever mate in space. 319 00:17:39,003 --> 00:17:42,546 They live in tight colonies because they just love being touched 320 00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:46,835 and they can carry cigarettes. They're bad bitches. 321 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,964 I can't be here right now. 322 00:17:52,432 --> 00:17:55,143 I mean, seriously, what the fuck is going on? 323 00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:58,396 Man, it's like six early releases this month. 324 00:17:58,397 --> 00:17:59,480 Yeah, 325 00:17:59,481 --> 00:18:03,609 bullshit sentences for minor drug crimes just aren't enforced like they used to be. 326 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:06,062 Speaking of minor drug crimes... 327 00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:08,489 Our smack scheme is no minor offense. 328 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:11,617 Really? You couldn't come up with a code word or something for that? 329 00:18:11,618 --> 00:18:12,910 Fine. 330 00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:14,578 Getting caught with that many Jujubes 331 00:18:14,579 --> 00:18:16,955 will get our candy asses kicked down to max for a decade. 332 00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:19,917 No, we have come too close for you to puss out on me now. 333 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:22,586 I will smother you in your sleep. 334 00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:25,006 Red concreted our shipping route. 335 00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,757 All the coke kitties are getting out, 336 00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:30,428 and maybe, like, the universe is just trying to send us a message. 337 00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:31,970 Bitch, please. 338 00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:34,182 All those girls had no time left on their sentences. 339 00:18:34,183 --> 00:18:35,599 That just ain't you or me, huh? 340 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,684 Escort to infirmary. 341 00:18:36,685 --> 00:18:38,977 Escort to infirmary. 342 00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:41,647 We need the right Oompa Loompa to smuggle our sweets out of here. 343 00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:45,269 You know what? Now you're just abusing the metaphor. 344 00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:47,736 This is the last of it... 345 00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:50,823 and if you ask me, this oatmeal should be for breakfast, not voodoo. 346 00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:52,200 It's not abracadabra. 347 00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:54,868 It's nature's anti-itch cream. It's medicine. 348 00:18:54,869 --> 00:18:57,371 So why you making it and not the infirmary? 349 00:18:57,372 --> 00:18:59,032 Good fucking question. Dame. 350 00:19:03,712 --> 00:19:05,622 Fuck. 351 00:19:10,135 --> 00:19:12,595 Inmate, there've been complaints about moldy rice. 352 00:19:12,596 --> 00:19:14,396 I need you to show me where you store it. 353 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:25,149 The fuck is this? An intervention? 354 00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,568 What were you doing talking to Mendez's mother? 355 00:19:27,569 --> 00:19:29,862 We're mutually-concerned grandparents. 356 00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:31,489 She's not the grandmother. 357 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:32,990 - She might be. - What is that supposed to mean? 358 00:19:32,991 --> 00:19:35,118 That's for me and my daughter to talk about. 359 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:36,785 - He's part of this. - Yeah, I am. 360 00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:38,029 Yeah? 361 00:19:39,456 --> 00:19:41,408 Okay, fine. 362 00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:45,086 - She wants to adopt the baby. - What? 363 00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:46,330 Shh! 364 00:19:47,131 --> 00:19:49,090 - Your job right now is to listen. - To what? 365 00:19:49,091 --> 00:19:51,259 The only thing worse than Mendez raising that baby 366 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:53,094 - is his mother doing it. - Mmm-hmm. 367 00:19:53,095 --> 00:19:56,847 That's what I said... but it turns out she got two other kids. 368 00:19:56,848 --> 00:19:58,974 One's a tooth doctor, the other's an artist, 369 00:19:58,975 --> 00:20:00,184 and they turned out real good. 370 00:20:00,185 --> 00:20:03,646 - I'm not giving up my baby to nobody. - That's also what I said... 371 00:20:03,647 --> 00:20:05,814 but then she made some real good points. 372 00:20:05,815 --> 00:20:07,233 - No, nothing she... - Shh! 373 00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:14,115 Daya... you got 37 months left on your sentence. 374 00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:16,242 He can't do nothing or he'll go to jail, too. 375 00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:20,572 Abuela is too old and Cesar's guaranteed to fuck up. 376 00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:25,201 You remember your year in foster care? 377 00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:27,211 You want that for the baby? 378 00:20:27,212 --> 00:20:30,248 - That's not going to happen. - Shh! Let her finish. 379 00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:33,759 You're not actually considering this, are you? 380 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,136 Aren't you? 381 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:38,764 I'm not saying yes. It just kind of makes sense. 382 00:20:38,765 --> 00:20:40,349 Except for the part where the woman 383 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:44,478 who raised a drug-dealing rapist named Pornstache adopts our child. 384 00:20:45,647 --> 00:20:47,856 Have you ever even held a baby? 385 00:20:47,857 --> 00:20:49,225 Changed a diaper? 386 00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:53,737 You wanna make that kid live in a shithole with five other people? 387 00:20:53,738 --> 00:20:55,899 He can have his own bedroom. 388 00:20:57,742 --> 00:21:01,745 Did you ever spend the night in a room by yourself? 389 00:21:01,746 --> 00:21:04,457 That baby could have a real life... 390 00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,500 with money... 391 00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:09,587 and clean towels and shit. 392 00:21:09,588 --> 00:21:13,257 Look, Daya and I are happy, okay? 393 00:21:13,258 --> 00:21:15,752 You don't need towels for that. 394 00:21:19,389 --> 00:21:20,799 Right? 395 00:21:56,593 --> 00:21:59,011 God damn it, Farzad! 396 00:21:59,012 --> 00:22:01,889 Look, it's only funny because the dudes are dancing. 397 00:22:01,890 --> 00:22:04,433 Not her. Understand? 398 00:22:04,434 --> 00:22:05,927 No. 399 00:22:07,186 --> 00:22:08,521 Jesus. 400 00:22:08,522 --> 00:22:11,565 Can somebody please get me a better Muslim over here? 401 00:22:11,566 --> 00:22:15,103 Let's try this again in five, ladies. 402 00:22:25,246 --> 00:22:26,580 Don't sweat it, man. 403 00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:28,658 This is just how Americans like to waste time. 404 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:32,002 Bad work? 405 00:22:32,003 --> 00:22:33,962 You were bad at being stupid. 406 00:22:33,963 --> 00:22:35,582 That is a good thing. 407 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:39,460 You did good. You did good. 408 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:45,717 What's wrong with them? 409 00:22:46,893 --> 00:22:48,302 Them, uh... 410 00:22:49,771 --> 00:22:53,057 You all, uh... boy-kiss-boy. 411 00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:55,560 Fuck! This motherfucker... 412 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:58,487 Yeah, I see that. 413 00:22:58,488 --> 00:23:01,490 Ugh, it's like ironic divine retribution. 414 00:23:01,491 --> 00:23:03,909 We're stuck in our own spin cycle. 415 00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:07,663 This paper suit keeps sticking to my sweaty parts. 416 00:23:07,664 --> 00:23:11,291 Once, when my mother forgot to buy me a Halloween costume, 417 00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,336 she taped a bunch of old newspapers to me 418 00:23:13,337 --> 00:23:15,338 and said I should tell people I was a newsstand. 419 00:23:15,339 --> 00:23:17,541 You know what we need? 420 00:23:18,383 --> 00:23:20,300 Bean leaves. 421 00:23:20,301 --> 00:23:23,095 I got bedbugs at a sit-in for a Portland homeless shelter. 422 00:23:23,096 --> 00:23:24,472 The conditions were appalling. 423 00:23:24,473 --> 00:23:27,383 So we used bean leaves to trap the bedbugs and get rid of them. 424 00:23:28,101 --> 00:23:29,803 I didn't know beans grew on leaves. 425 00:23:30,687 --> 00:23:32,270 Oh, yeah, take it off. 426 00:23:32,271 --> 00:23:36,274 Ooh! Excuse me, Mr. Luschek. 427 00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:39,570 We would like to make a formal petition for some bean leaves. 428 00:23:39,571 --> 00:23:41,780 And maybe some extra washers. 429 00:23:41,781 --> 00:23:43,449 People or machines, either one. 430 00:23:43,450 --> 00:23:45,534 But really, bean leaves. 431 00:23:45,535 --> 00:23:49,580 If you say "bean leaves" one more time, I'm going to punch you in the fuck hole. 432 00:23:49,581 --> 00:23:50,990 One of the fuck holes. 433 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,627 How 'bout some fans instead? 434 00:23:54,628 --> 00:23:56,329 At least two of them work. 435 00:23:58,256 --> 00:23:59,339 All yours. 436 00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,049 Aye, aye, Captain. 437 00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:03,802 Yeah, I wouldn't want to see you strain your ass, 438 00:24:03,803 --> 00:24:05,513 you know, sitting on that table. 439 00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:08,348 I could probably think of a witty comeback if it wasn't so hot in here... 440 00:24:08,349 --> 00:24:10,017 or I cared. 441 00:24:10,018 --> 00:24:14,104 Hey, I hope you're not down here for any of that girl faggot shit. 442 00:24:14,105 --> 00:24:16,690 Well, when you talk dirty to me like that... 443 00:24:16,691 --> 00:24:19,359 Yeah, I know you've been sniffing around Angie's tree. 444 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,444 And you should know 445 00:24:20,445 --> 00:24:23,406 the only soggy box that interests me is mine, 446 00:24:23,407 --> 00:24:28,536 and all that goes in it are dicks and tampons... 447 00:24:28,537 --> 00:24:31,664 and sometimes other things, but only guys can put those in. 448 00:24:31,665 --> 00:24:32,873 Noted. 449 00:24:32,874 --> 00:24:35,501 Although, when you call it your soggy box, 450 00:24:35,502 --> 00:24:37,878 you know, it makes it really hard to resist. 451 00:24:37,879 --> 00:24:41,799 Hey, how come all the guards get to wear real clothes? 452 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,925 We're exempt. 453 00:24:42,926 --> 00:24:44,593 Do the bedbugs know that? 454 00:24:44,594 --> 00:24:46,429 You wash our uniforms every day. 455 00:24:49,516 --> 00:24:51,009 Shit! 456 00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,104 Whoa! Whoa! Luschek! 457 00:25:03,822 --> 00:25:05,622 It's like undressing in front of my dog. 458 00:25:06,199 --> 00:25:09,443 I need you to wash these right now. 459 00:25:10,161 --> 00:25:12,030 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 460 00:25:19,629 --> 00:25:22,290 Sleepy-time tea. 461 00:25:30,682 --> 00:25:33,391 ♪ A little spray here A little spray there ♪ 462 00:25:33,392 --> 00:25:36,019 ♪ Ooh, little spray in my underwear ♪ 463 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:38,396 ♪ Makes the buggies back off ♪ 464 00:25:38,397 --> 00:25:41,441 ♪ Ooh, makes the buggies piss off ♪ 465 00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:44,194 ♪ Makes the buggies back way the fuck Tssh! Tssh! ♪ 466 00:25:44,195 --> 00:25:45,904 ♪ Way the fuck off ♪ 467 00:25:47,574 --> 00:25:50,951 This is, like, the Titanic of bad ideas. 468 00:25:50,952 --> 00:25:52,953 Like, we're steerin' out the way of bedbugs 469 00:25:52,954 --> 00:25:56,456 and crashin' into an iceberg of chemical burns and shit. 470 00:25:56,457 --> 00:25:59,994 Please. My Grammy used to douche with disinfectant. 471 00:26:00,712 --> 00:26:03,130 - The trick is to imagine the bugs... - Lybol? 472 00:26:03,131 --> 00:26:04,381 ...being bugged by you. 473 00:26:04,382 --> 00:26:07,510 You can't give away your power. 474 00:26:07,511 --> 00:26:09,678 Like you almost did at lunch? 475 00:26:09,679 --> 00:26:13,724 Look, you can't be getting' all crazy every time that somebody talks about Vee. 476 00:26:13,725 --> 00:26:15,976 But did you hear that slattern? 477 00:26:15,977 --> 00:26:18,896 Look, that business about a tri-penis, unacceptable. 478 00:26:18,897 --> 00:26:24,192 That warrants... a severe response. 479 00:26:24,193 --> 00:26:27,362 Man, you fuck up an ofay with a spork, you angry enough. 480 00:26:27,363 --> 00:26:30,533 No, Vee would have defended me if vice were versa. 481 00:26:30,534 --> 00:26:33,952 Okay, even if that was true, which it definitely is not, 482 00:26:33,953 --> 00:26:38,582 you're one shot away from being a puddle of black drool in the psych. 483 00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:40,834 You need to check yourself. 484 00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:42,252 - Back off. - Did you mean... 485 00:26:42,253 --> 00:26:44,630 ...to spray that on your skin? 486 00:26:44,631 --> 00:26:45,839 Yes. 487 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:50,135 Because in general, when a bottle reads "caution" and "warning," 488 00:26:50,136 --> 00:26:53,180 it might not be the best idea. 489 00:26:53,181 --> 00:26:54,973 Man, see? 490 00:26:54,974 --> 00:26:56,684 I knew this was a bad idea, 491 00:26:56,685 --> 00:27:00,478 you telling me to clean with your grandma's douche. 492 00:27:00,479 --> 00:27:03,231 Someone's grandma douches with disinfectant? 493 00:27:03,232 --> 00:27:06,318 Man, this was the pill before there was a pill. 494 00:27:06,319 --> 00:27:07,903 It's cheaper than condoms 495 00:27:07,904 --> 00:27:10,656 and make your coochie crack smell like lemon fresh. 496 00:27:10,657 --> 00:27:12,825 I'm for real. Look that shit up. 497 00:27:12,826 --> 00:27:17,370 It couldn't have worked too well because, you know, well, you're here. 498 00:27:17,371 --> 00:27:18,664 Man, uh... 499 00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:21,124 When did our bathroom become gentrified? 500 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:24,670 Since the Spanish became patient zero for bedbugs. 501 00:27:24,671 --> 00:27:25,963 Mmm. 502 00:27:25,964 --> 00:27:28,006 This isn't social hour, ladies. 503 00:27:28,007 --> 00:27:30,835 Unless you're working, out. Everybody out. 504 00:27:32,846 --> 00:27:34,638 I gave you an order, inmate. 505 00:27:34,639 --> 00:27:37,057 I... 506 00:27:37,058 --> 00:27:40,553 I need permission to use the toilet? 507 00:27:41,437 --> 00:27:44,106 - May I relieve myself, teacher? - Excuse me? 508 00:27:44,107 --> 00:27:45,398 - Alex... - That's a shot. 509 00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:46,984 What? 510 00:27:46,985 --> 00:27:49,486 There are girls spraying themselves with disinfectant 511 00:27:49,487 --> 00:27:51,739 because this prison is swarming with bugs, 512 00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:54,074 but pissing is a violation? 513 00:27:54,075 --> 00:27:56,744 Great. I'm glad you have your priorities straight. 514 00:27:56,745 --> 00:27:59,329 - Where are the fucking fumigators? - Lower your voice, inmate. 515 00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:02,457 Are they too worried to kill the bedbugs because they'll kill the cockroaches, too? 516 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:04,458 - Are you calling me a cockroach? - It's okay. 517 00:28:04,794 --> 00:28:06,253 They get a bad rap. 518 00:28:06,254 --> 00:28:07,462 Alex. 519 00:28:07,463 --> 00:28:08,881 You're going to seg, inmate. 520 00:28:08,882 --> 00:28:10,674 Alex! No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 521 00:28:10,675 --> 00:28:11,759 You know that this isn't her. 522 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,844 She's just back here after having been out. 523 00:28:13,845 --> 00:28:17,640 - You want a shot, too, Chapman? - Will it keep her out of SHU? 524 00:28:17,641 --> 00:28:19,843 Please. Come on. 525 00:28:20,727 --> 00:28:23,145 Hey, haven't you ever had a bad day? 526 00:28:23,146 --> 00:28:28,309 Like, a... really... really bad day? 527 00:28:31,154 --> 00:28:35,658 Disobeying a staff member, insolence to a staff member. 528 00:28:35,659 --> 00:28:37,819 That's two shots, Vause. 529 00:28:45,543 --> 00:28:46,870 Alex. 530 00:28:47,879 --> 00:28:50,123 How am I back here, Piper? 531 00:28:53,134 --> 00:28:57,213 How could I let myself get back here? 532 00:29:01,184 --> 00:29:04,470 Alex, it's not your fault. 533 00:29:05,647 --> 00:29:07,723 And they call me crazy. 534 00:29:38,554 --> 00:29:39,637 Oh, my God! 535 00:29:39,638 --> 00:29:42,300 We will probably never be rich... 536 00:29:43,142 --> 00:29:45,518 and we'll most likely live in a place that's not that big, 537 00:29:45,519 --> 00:29:48,764 but we'll work hard and we'll love each other and... 538 00:29:49,565 --> 00:29:52,860 we'll find so much happiness that we won't even know what to do with it. 539 00:29:52,861 --> 00:29:55,112 We'll share it with our kid. 540 00:29:55,113 --> 00:29:57,155 Our kids. 541 00:30:01,119 --> 00:30:03,279 Will you marry me? 542 00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:09,410 The ring is temporary. 543 00:30:11,796 --> 00:30:14,415 - Uh... my leg. - Okay. 544 00:30:24,225 --> 00:30:26,643 I love you so much. 545 00:30:26,644 --> 00:30:28,729 We still gotta be careful... 546 00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:30,598 for now. 547 00:30:36,946 --> 00:30:40,824 Hey, you know, I think you need to be in an enclosed space for that to work. 548 00:30:41,951 --> 00:30:44,702 I'm blasting the heater to kill any bedbugs inside. 549 00:30:44,703 --> 00:30:47,615 Hey, Luschek, let me ask you a question. 550 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,618 You like candy, right? 551 00:30:51,419 --> 00:30:53,045 Body by Butterfinger. 552 00:30:53,046 --> 00:30:55,088 I'm speaking allegorically here. 553 00:30:55,089 --> 00:30:56,749 You wanna talk about Al Gore? 554 00:30:57,466 --> 00:30:59,092 Oh, Jesus. 555 00:30:59,093 --> 00:31:03,096 Okay. Hey, listen, all right? Focus. 556 00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:08,101 Let's say I happen to have a Costco-sized box of candy, right? 557 00:31:08,102 --> 00:31:12,230 And I... I fuckin' love candy, but I can't eat it anymore 558 00:31:12,231 --> 00:31:15,442 because, you know, it ruined my life, it gave me cavities, 559 00:31:15,443 --> 00:31:17,945 I am in Candy Eaters Anonymous now, eh? 560 00:31:17,946 --> 00:31:21,406 So I gotta get rid of it, yeah? 561 00:31:21,407 --> 00:31:24,068 Like, out-of-the-prison rid of it. 562 00:31:29,082 --> 00:31:31,575 I've got a shit-ton of heroin I need you to sell. 563 00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:36,922 - Are you out of your mind, inmate? - Hey. 564 00:31:36,923 --> 00:31:38,548 You're asking me to sell narcotics? 565 00:31:38,549 --> 00:31:41,044 I'm a Federal Corrections Officer. 566 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,386 All right, let's go. 567 00:31:43,387 --> 00:31:45,597 - We're gonna go to Caputo's office... - No! 568 00:31:45,598 --> 00:31:48,266 ...you're gonna tell him exactly what you told me, 569 00:31:48,267 --> 00:31:50,102 every word, even that weird Al Gore thing. 570 00:31:50,103 --> 00:31:52,437 Okay, look, Luschek, you must've misunderstood me, all right? 571 00:31:53,772 --> 00:31:55,558 I'm fucking with you. 572 00:31:56,901 --> 00:31:57,985 Of course I'll sell it. 573 00:31:57,986 --> 00:32:01,071 Oh, my God. Jesus. 574 00:32:01,072 --> 00:32:03,781 Man, come on. You know I got a bad heart. 575 00:32:03,782 --> 00:32:05,742 You can't do that shit to me, man. 576 00:32:05,743 --> 00:32:08,245 I want, uh... 80%. 577 00:32:08,246 --> 00:32:09,738 Of the drugs or the money? 578 00:32:14,585 --> 00:32:16,503 You're not supposed to be back here. 579 00:32:16,504 --> 00:32:18,713 Yeah, I know, but I got this. 580 00:32:18,714 --> 00:32:20,007 - You slept with it? - Yeah. 581 00:32:20,008 --> 00:32:21,299 - Said the Lord's Prayer? - Mmm-hmm. 582 00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:23,801 Okay, good. Evil eye is off of you. 583 00:32:23,802 --> 00:32:25,838 Don't you gotta break it or some shit? 584 00:32:26,805 --> 00:32:28,056 I'll break it in the morning when I cook it. 585 00:32:28,057 --> 00:32:29,141 What? 586 00:32:29,142 --> 00:32:31,935 But you can't feed somebody my problems! What... what if I eat it back? 587 00:32:31,936 --> 00:32:33,020 You as likely to eat 588 00:32:33,021 --> 00:32:35,313 somebody's hormone imbalance, cheating husband or diarrhea. 589 00:32:35,314 --> 00:32:36,564 Listen... 590 00:32:36,565 --> 00:32:38,445 ...if it makes you nervous, skip breakfast. 591 00:32:39,152 --> 00:32:42,195 That ain't right, yo. I'm trying here. 592 00:32:42,196 --> 00:32:44,781 Well, I had to use all the oatmeal on people's itches 593 00:32:44,782 --> 00:32:46,491 which means that more people are eating eggs 594 00:32:46,492 --> 00:32:49,362 which means that your egg... gets cooked. 595 00:33:05,094 --> 00:33:06,295 Thanks. 596 00:33:11,350 --> 00:33:14,095 I'm literally garbage. 597 00:33:15,479 --> 00:33:18,398 I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. 598 00:33:18,399 --> 00:33:20,317 Oh, chin up, kibun. 599 00:33:20,318 --> 00:33:22,770 You'll think of the right lie. 600 00:33:24,530 --> 00:33:25,898 What was that about? 601 00:33:26,407 --> 00:33:29,451 I told her that her restaurant was a booming success. 602 00:33:29,452 --> 00:33:30,535 And? 603 00:33:30,536 --> 00:33:32,829 And it has been shuttered for months. 604 00:33:32,830 --> 00:33:34,122 Mmm. 605 00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:35,207 That's fucked up. 606 00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:37,000 I was trying to be nice. 607 00:33:37,001 --> 00:33:39,586 She was so happy when I lied. 608 00:33:39,587 --> 00:33:41,504 Delusion can be very comforting. 609 00:33:41,505 --> 00:33:43,124 Right? 610 00:33:44,050 --> 00:33:46,551 The best part of my time here 611 00:33:46,552 --> 00:33:50,931 was when I thought somebody else had named me as a co-conspirator. 612 00:33:50,932 --> 00:33:53,808 It was like... 613 00:33:53,809 --> 00:33:57,980 the universe had just brought us back together. 614 00:33:57,981 --> 00:34:01,024 And then you realized that I was the asshole who named you. 615 00:34:01,025 --> 00:34:02,985 No. 616 00:34:02,986 --> 00:34:06,613 I mean, yes, you did and that sucked... 617 00:34:06,614 --> 00:34:07,981 but... 618 00:34:10,451 --> 00:34:14,613 for a while, ignorance was... bliss. 619 00:34:21,045 --> 00:34:23,546 Getting all of our shit out on the table, 620 00:34:23,547 --> 00:34:27,717 being totally, brutally honest about all the fucked-up things we've done, 621 00:34:27,718 --> 00:34:30,387 and then deciding to still like each other, 622 00:34:30,388 --> 00:34:32,881 that is an amazing thing. 623 00:34:34,142 --> 00:34:37,636 Resiliency of the human spirit and all of that. 624 00:34:39,147 --> 00:34:41,599 So much better than ignorance. 625 00:34:43,901 --> 00:34:45,436 Seriously. 626 00:34:47,696 --> 00:34:49,315 What? 627 00:34:50,908 --> 00:34:52,610 What is it, Piper? 628 00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:57,122 I, um... 629 00:34:57,123 --> 00:34:59,832 had a friend... 630 00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:02,335 call... 631 00:35:02,336 --> 00:35:03,753 Davy Crockett 632 00:35:03,754 --> 00:35:07,500 and tell him that you had violated your parole. 633 00:35:10,303 --> 00:35:12,755 You called... 634 00:35:15,724 --> 00:35:17,350 my probation officer? 635 00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:19,227 You kept saying that you were in danger. 636 00:35:19,228 --> 00:35:20,770 - Bullshit. - And I was just trying to protect you. 637 00:35:20,771 --> 00:35:22,355 That is bullshit and you know it. 638 00:35:22,356 --> 00:35:24,066 Just more bullshit! 639 00:35:24,067 --> 00:35:27,985 I'm so, so, so, so sorry... 640 00:35:27,986 --> 00:35:33,783 but now, see, all of our shit... is just right out on the table 641 00:35:33,784 --> 00:35:35,202 and we can decide to like each other... 642 00:35:35,203 --> 00:35:37,787 You're a fucking psycho! 643 00:35:37,788 --> 00:35:40,498 ...and you can stop blaming yourself for being in here. 644 00:35:40,499 --> 00:35:42,750 And start blaming you? 645 00:35:42,751 --> 00:35:44,961 Because that's what I'm supposed to do now, right? 646 00:35:44,962 --> 00:35:48,798 So you can keep control over whatever this is. 647 00:35:48,799 --> 00:35:52,094 Control? Alex, you were having a nervous breakdown. 648 00:35:52,095 --> 00:35:53,962 Which wasn't hot for you, was it? 649 00:35:56,182 --> 00:35:58,725 Depressives are bummer fuck-buddies. 650 00:35:58,726 --> 00:36:00,969 Can't have that. 651 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,811 God, you're such a manipulative cunt! 652 00:36:15,576 --> 00:36:18,028 You're gonna have to burn 'em. 653 00:36:19,455 --> 00:36:22,749 We're not burning any books. This is not Nuremberg. 654 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:26,878 And I'm not that kind of exterminator, but facts is facts. 655 00:36:26,879 --> 00:36:29,172 Am I allowed to interact with them? 656 00:36:29,173 --> 00:36:31,508 They are people. Yeah. 657 00:36:31,509 --> 00:36:33,627 Can I see a couple of those? 658 00:36:35,053 --> 00:36:38,306 Yeah, that's Rats of NIMH. It's, like, my top five. 659 00:36:38,307 --> 00:36:40,767 I cried like a baby when Jenner died. You can't burn that. 660 00:36:40,768 --> 00:36:43,520 Man, this broke-ass prison will never replace 'em. 661 00:36:43,521 --> 00:36:45,522 - You can't do this. - Calm down. 662 00:36:45,523 --> 00:36:48,065 We're not replacing any books 'cause we're not losing any. 663 00:36:48,066 --> 00:36:50,227 Isn't that right, Dan? 664 00:36:51,154 --> 00:36:52,737 - Bedbug. - What? 665 00:36:52,738 --> 00:36:55,240 Man, that ain't no bedbug. 666 00:36:55,241 --> 00:36:56,908 That's a muffin crumb. 667 00:36:56,909 --> 00:36:58,910 Well, how you gonna tell the expert what that is? 668 00:36:58,911 --> 00:37:01,246 Ain't like I'm not an expert at muffins. 669 00:37:01,247 --> 00:37:03,080 The thing about these bastards is once they're in, 670 00:37:03,081 --> 00:37:05,917 the only way to get 'em out is to wipe out their nooks and crannies. 671 00:37:05,918 --> 00:37:07,800 You can't just spray some stuff in here? 672 00:37:07,801 --> 00:37:08,920 Steam the books or something? 673 00:37:08,921 --> 00:37:11,164 I'm telling you, it ain't a bedbug. 674 00:37:11,882 --> 00:37:13,667 What you think, Mr. Caputo? 675 00:37:19,598 --> 00:37:21,057 You're 100% sure? 676 00:37:21,058 --> 00:37:22,267 75%. 677 00:37:22,268 --> 00:37:24,311 How sure are you that that's a muffin crumb? 678 00:37:24,312 --> 00:37:26,313 - Like, 90%. - Oh? 679 00:37:26,314 --> 00:37:27,848 Well, that wins out. 680 00:37:30,193 --> 00:37:31,318 You wanna be sure? 681 00:37:31,319 --> 00:37:33,153 Have at it. 682 00:37:35,864 --> 00:37:37,441 - Jefferson... - T... 683 00:37:39,618 --> 00:37:41,194 You didn't! Jesus. 684 00:37:41,995 --> 00:37:45,115 I'm down to, like, 50-50. 685 00:37:46,459 --> 00:37:48,076 Shit. 686 00:37:50,421 --> 00:37:51,955 Who are you? 687 00:37:52,590 --> 00:37:56,251 Uh, sorry, I'm looking for Cesar. 688 00:37:57,845 --> 00:37:59,221 - Cesar! - What? 689 00:37:59,222 --> 00:38:00,714 Some white boy here. 690 00:38:03,684 --> 00:38:04,927 Baby daddy! 691 00:38:05,644 --> 00:38:08,062 Que pasó? Daya and Aleida okay? 692 00:38:08,063 --> 00:38:11,191 Yeah. Yeah, no, great. I, um... 693 00:38:11,192 --> 00:38:14,569 You said to stop by sometime, so here I am. 694 00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:18,906 Also, I brought this gift for Lucy. 695 00:38:18,907 --> 00:38:22,910 And, uh... I proposed to Daya, actually. 696 00:38:22,911 --> 00:38:24,412 No fucking way! 697 00:38:24,413 --> 00:38:26,122 Get in here! 698 00:38:26,123 --> 00:38:29,083 Homeboy stepping up to the plate! 699 00:38:31,003 --> 00:38:33,045 Margarita, listen to this. 700 00:38:33,046 --> 00:38:36,007 How'd you do it? Did you get her a ring? 701 00:38:36,008 --> 00:38:39,594 Uh, I made it, actually, out of... gum wrappers. 702 00:38:39,595 --> 00:38:40,928 Gum was how we met, so... 703 00:38:40,929 --> 00:38:42,847 Babe. Babe! 704 00:38:42,848 --> 00:38:44,849 What's up? 705 00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:46,259 Dinner! 706 00:38:49,438 --> 00:38:51,356 Dude, you need to get her a real ring. 707 00:38:51,357 --> 00:38:53,816 Yeah, no, definitely. I just, um... 708 00:38:53,817 --> 00:38:55,277 I mean, she can't have it in prison, though, 709 00:38:55,278 --> 00:38:57,945 'cause she'll get, you know, shanked for it. 710 00:38:57,946 --> 00:39:00,823 My boss will ask me where she got it, or... 711 00:39:00,824 --> 00:39:04,277 But... I think the gum ring is fine for now. 712 00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:08,449 Hey, who's... who's that? 713 00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:12,285 I'm a daddy again! 714 00:39:13,254 --> 00:39:16,714 And I know you ain't gonna say shit to Aleida, right? 715 00:39:16,715 --> 00:39:21,386 Or do I have to bribe you with, like, movies and candies like I do with them? 716 00:39:23,389 --> 00:39:24,847 How many times... 717 00:39:24,848 --> 00:39:26,308 Look! Look what you did. 718 00:39:26,309 --> 00:39:27,843 You broke this shit! 719 00:39:30,271 --> 00:39:32,480 Hi. You're Lucy, right? 720 00:39:32,481 --> 00:39:34,182 I'm Lucy. 721 00:39:34,858 --> 00:39:37,520 Oh, sorry. 722 00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:52,292 Happy birthday! 723 00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:54,001 Dayanara asked me to bring you this. 724 00:39:54,002 --> 00:39:55,663 Is it a Barbie? 725 00:39:56,464 --> 00:39:59,341 Well, I guess you'll have to open it and find out. 726 00:39:59,342 --> 00:40:03,045 No, it's not a Barbie, but it's cool. 727 00:40:03,804 --> 00:40:05,722 Dinner, bitches. 728 00:40:05,723 --> 00:40:06,889 That was fast. 729 00:40:06,890 --> 00:40:09,767 Yeah, leftovers from Storky's. 730 00:40:09,768 --> 00:40:11,478 Hey, I should probably get going. 731 00:40:11,479 --> 00:40:14,472 I just wanted to drop off the thing and tell you the good news. 732 00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:18,060 Nice try, homeboy. You're staying for dinner. 733 00:40:25,868 --> 00:40:27,535 Oh, Mitch, good to see you. 734 00:40:27,536 --> 00:40:29,996 Wish it were under better circumstances. 735 00:40:29,997 --> 00:40:32,415 Yeah, well, could be worse. 736 00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:34,250 Fig could still be here. 737 00:40:34,251 --> 00:40:36,244 I really liked her. 738 00:40:38,381 --> 00:40:42,884 The early releases should have saved you enough money 739 00:40:42,885 --> 00:40:46,804 to handle the infestation situation without any additional funding. 740 00:40:46,805 --> 00:40:50,016 I've made several cost-cutting measures myself, 741 00:40:50,017 --> 00:40:51,768 and that includes the new mattresses 742 00:40:51,769 --> 00:40:53,978 which I noticed weren't factored into your budget. 743 00:40:53,979 --> 00:40:55,397 Because they weren't approved. 744 00:40:55,398 --> 00:40:57,357 They were approved. They have to be. 745 00:40:57,358 --> 00:40:59,191 We're burning 'em right now, Mitch. 746 00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:01,277 Burning, yes, fine. 747 00:41:01,278 --> 00:41:04,280 But we're not going to replace hundreds of mattresses 748 00:41:04,281 --> 00:41:06,734 only to get rid of them again in two months. 749 00:41:08,536 --> 00:41:11,321 Why would we get rid of the mattresses in two months? 750 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,326 No one told you. 751 00:41:19,087 --> 00:41:21,039 Holy shit. 752 00:41:22,675 --> 00:41:25,753 Holy shit! 753 00:41:29,598 --> 00:41:32,308 That's the reason for the early releases. 754 00:41:32,309 --> 00:41:34,101 I'm sorry. 755 00:41:34,102 --> 00:41:35,937 I don't know how you weren't informed. 756 00:41:35,938 --> 00:41:40,183 The warden must've forgot to ring me in between rounds of golf. 757 00:41:41,944 --> 00:41:44,278 None of this reflects badly on you. 758 00:41:44,279 --> 00:41:48,741 Your name is actually being mentioned quite favorably. 759 00:41:48,742 --> 00:41:51,820 There's a good chance you'll get a transfer. 760 00:41:54,331 --> 00:41:55,824 And everybody else? 761 00:42:03,799 --> 00:42:05,500 How long do we have? 762 00:42:05,884 --> 00:42:08,754 The prisoners should all be relocated by the 20th. 763 00:42:10,013 --> 00:42:13,175 They're officially closing the prison the 30th. 764 00:42:23,902 --> 00:42:25,445 Eat your French fries, puto. 765 00:42:25,446 --> 00:42:27,572 I'm not hungry for vegetables. 766 00:42:27,573 --> 00:42:28,698 - Hey! - Oh! 767 00:42:28,699 --> 00:42:30,199 Pero listen to you. 768 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,153 Don't you talk to him that way. He pays your rent. 769 00:42:33,954 --> 00:42:36,956 That's right. So you gotta listen to what I say 770 00:42:36,957 --> 00:42:41,586 because otherwise, there'll be behavioral consequences. 771 00:42:41,587 --> 00:42:44,213 Man, when you put 'em in the microwave, they get disgusting! 772 00:42:44,214 --> 00:42:45,540 I'm not eating 'em. 773 00:42:50,971 --> 00:42:53,222 Whoa! Hey, now! Hey! Whoa. 774 00:42:53,223 --> 00:42:55,600 Margarita brought you French fries. 775 00:42:55,601 --> 00:42:58,887 You better get fuckin' hungry real quick. 776 00:43:05,861 --> 00:43:07,403 Emiliano, do me a favor. 777 00:43:07,404 --> 00:43:10,148 Get the fuck out of my face. 778 00:43:15,579 --> 00:43:17,539 I know I look strict, right? 779 00:43:17,540 --> 00:43:19,624 But secretly, deep down inside, 780 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:22,710 they're just happy that there's actually an adult in charge. 781 00:43:22,711 --> 00:43:25,663 Sit down, sit down. Eat, eat. 782 00:43:29,176 --> 00:43:31,260 Impact target 30 seconds from flash. 783 00:43:31,261 --> 00:43:35,139 Repeat. Impact target is 30 seconds from flash. 784 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:37,975 Not a bad first combat tour, huh, Bennett? 785 00:43:37,976 --> 00:43:40,311 Yeah, cleaning porta-johns and dancing like a rent boy 786 00:43:40,312 --> 00:43:42,146 while Skynet does all the fun stuff. 787 00:43:42,147 --> 00:43:43,439 Aw, come on now. 788 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,066 You know the biggest bombs in the whole war 789 00:43:45,067 --> 00:43:46,192 get dropped in the porta-johns. 790 00:43:46,193 --> 00:43:49,111 Ha-ha. Yeah, maybe I'll get a medal for most excellent shit-soldier. 791 00:43:49,112 --> 00:43:51,656 Lock it up. 792 00:43:51,657 --> 00:43:53,700 Eat your motherfucking ice cream... 793 00:43:53,701 --> 00:43:56,578 because we're about to deliver some serious freedom through their skulls. 794 00:43:56,579 --> 00:43:58,380 You have target confirmed. 795 00:43:58,539 --> 00:43:59,740 Go to fire. 796 00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:05,502 - Three, two, one. Kaboom. - Oh, shit! 797 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:07,964 Fuck, yeah, bro! 798 00:44:07,965 --> 00:44:10,758 Bomb! Have bomb! Bomb! Them! 799 00:44:10,759 --> 00:44:12,210 No, no! It's not him! 800 00:44:16,348 --> 00:44:18,349 Grenade! 801 00:44:18,350 --> 00:44:19,551 Bennett, kick it out! 802 00:44:23,105 --> 00:44:24,731 Fuck! Clear out! 803 00:44:30,654 --> 00:44:32,480 Yeah, come in. 804 00:44:37,535 --> 00:44:40,496 I need to add my lawyer to my visitation list. 805 00:44:40,497 --> 00:44:42,582 You having problems with your case? 806 00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:44,250 No. 807 00:44:44,251 --> 00:44:47,537 And please take my husband off my list. 808 00:44:48,505 --> 00:44:50,214 Why don't you have a seat, Red? 809 00:44:50,215 --> 00:44:53,384 I won't be staying, but thank you. 810 00:44:53,385 --> 00:44:56,004 Please... sit. 811 00:44:56,722 --> 00:44:58,765 The mail cart is going around. 812 00:44:58,766 --> 00:45:02,010 All letters are subject to inspection. 813 00:45:02,811 --> 00:45:04,478 You want to tell me what's going on? 814 00:45:04,479 --> 00:45:06,188 I married a pillow. 815 00:45:06,189 --> 00:45:10,860 Soft, lumpy, and always lying behind my back. 816 00:45:10,861 --> 00:45:14,613 Words like "always" are absolutes... 817 00:45:14,614 --> 00:45:19,694 and using them is a way to reinforce what we wanna believe. 818 00:45:22,122 --> 00:45:24,449 When speaking emotionally... 819 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,794 absolutes can be dangerous. 820 00:45:27,795 --> 00:45:29,962 Good advice. Thank you. 821 00:45:29,963 --> 00:45:33,666 Please add my lawyer and remove my husband. 822 00:45:34,467 --> 00:45:38,429 You know, Red... marriage is a two-way street. 823 00:45:38,430 --> 00:45:43,886 And you can't swim without getting wet. See? I can say clichés, too. Ha! 824 00:45:46,313 --> 00:45:49,106 You owe it to your younger self to explore 825 00:45:49,107 --> 00:45:52,694 those things that made you wanna marry this man in the first place. 826 00:45:52,695 --> 00:45:54,445 You may find that they're still there. 827 00:45:54,446 --> 00:45:59,658 I owe my younger self 23 years of wild sex with multiple partners, 828 00:45:59,659 --> 00:46:01,828 but I'll settle for my name back. 829 00:46:01,829 --> 00:46:05,164 You made a lifelong commitment. 830 00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:06,665 That's sacred. 831 00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:10,586 You don't know my story, Healy, and you don't know what he's done. 832 00:46:10,587 --> 00:46:11,670 _ 833 00:46:11,671 --> 00:46:14,340 Hey! Language! 834 00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:15,549 I know what that word means, 835 00:46:15,550 --> 00:46:19,087 and it's not okay to refer to your husband or any other man that way. 836 00:46:19,805 --> 00:46:24,641 You know, you huff in here... like some put-upon martyr... 837 00:46:24,642 --> 00:46:29,105 like a smile would break your face, trivializing a man's emotions. 838 00:46:29,106 --> 00:46:31,190 What is that? Some kind of a Russian thing or something? 839 00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:35,312 - What the hell does that... - Hey! Language! Again! 840 00:46:35,821 --> 00:46:39,566 That's the last time that I'm gonna warn you, Mrs. Reznikov. 841 00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:42,409 You forget where you are... 842 00:46:42,410 --> 00:46:46,497 just like you forget that your husband has a stake in this, too. 843 00:46:46,498 --> 00:46:48,124 Just because he made some mistakes 844 00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:50,877 doesn't mean that you can run off and go sleep in your mother's room 845 00:46:50,878 --> 00:46:53,420 at the first sign of white caps on the ocean. 846 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:31,250 - You know, this is a bad fuckin' plan. - It's a great fuckin' plan. 847 00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:32,960 Drugs in the tool belt, tool belt to Luschek, 848 00:47:32,961 --> 00:47:35,212 Luschek to the streets, money. Don't overthink it. 849 00:47:35,213 --> 00:47:37,589 You know, I missed the part where you contribute. 850 00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:40,759 I am the fairy godmother who watches over you 851 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,554 to make sure that the plan doesn't go up your cute little nose. 852 00:47:43,555 --> 00:47:47,099 Great. Finally I get a mother who gives a shit about me 853 00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:50,561 and... it's bibbity-bobbity Big Boo. 854 00:47:55,275 --> 00:47:57,234 - Uh, Boo? - Huh? 855 00:47:57,235 --> 00:47:58,478 We've got a problem. 856 00:48:04,117 --> 00:48:05,784 Someone stole our candy. 857 00:48:05,785 --> 00:48:07,661 Oh! 858 00:48:07,662 --> 00:48:08,863 Fuck! 859 00:48:22,594 --> 00:48:25,963 All right, that's the last of the E-Dorm mattresses, Mr. Caputo. 860 00:48:26,681 --> 00:48:28,975 No books. We're gonna try to salvage those. 861 00:48:28,976 --> 00:48:30,302 Are you kidding me? 862 00:48:31,728 --> 00:48:34,013 - Doesn't matter. - What's that? 863 00:48:36,733 --> 00:48:38,810 Doesn't matter. 864 00:48:43,907 --> 00:48:45,608 So, I'm confused. 865 00:48:58,338 --> 00:49:00,839 They're from that bush in the yard by the greenhouse. 866 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,924 They're not bean leaves, 867 00:49:01,925 --> 00:49:05,761 but they have, like, pods on them, so I thought maybe they... 868 00:49:05,762 --> 00:49:07,179 Are you sleeping? 869 00:49:29,452 --> 00:49:32,914 You know... you can't actually feel the bites. 870 00:49:32,915 --> 00:49:37,994 Bedbug saliva contains a substance that acts as a mild anesthetic. 871 00:49:39,004 --> 00:49:40,462 It's in your head. 872 00:49:40,463 --> 00:49:42,924 I should sleep without a mattress more often. 873 00:49:42,925 --> 00:49:44,591 It's good for my back. 874 00:49:44,592 --> 00:49:48,345 If you feel like that's the right thing to do... 875 00:49:48,346 --> 00:49:51,424 then you should absolutely do it. 876 00:49:54,436 --> 00:49:58,306 Still trying to preserve my kibun? 877 00:50:00,817 --> 00:50:03,936 I told Alex the truth about something today... 878 00:50:04,446 --> 00:50:08,566 and she told me... that I was a manipulative... 879 00:50:13,830 --> 00:50:16,324 She told me I was manipulative. 880 00:50:18,585 --> 00:50:20,620 I lie... 881 00:50:22,255 --> 00:50:24,081 I get in trouble. 882 00:50:25,133 --> 00:50:26,584 I truth... 883 00:50:28,345 --> 00:50:30,172 I get in trouble. 884 00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:34,891 I can't do anything right. 885 00:50:34,892 --> 00:50:38,270 What are you asking for? Advice? 886 00:50:38,271 --> 00:50:39,813 Here's some. 887 00:50:39,814 --> 00:50:42,141 Stop buying into your own horseshit. 888 00:50:44,277 --> 00:50:46,945 You tell me I'm scratching is my imagination? 889 00:50:46,946 --> 00:50:50,116 Look around. The prison is crawling. 890 00:50:50,117 --> 00:50:53,160 You can tell everyone they can't feel it all night long, 891 00:50:53,161 --> 00:50:56,163 but in the morning, we've all been a bug buffet. 892 00:50:56,164 --> 00:50:59,208 Just... stop trying to mold the real world 893 00:50:59,209 --> 00:51:02,829 into the one inside your pointy blonde head. 894 00:51:09,386 --> 00:51:11,970 Maybe I am manipulative. 895 00:51:11,971 --> 00:51:15,508 From what I've seen... to get what you want... 896 00:51:16,809 --> 00:51:19,311 while telling everyone how clean you are... 897 00:51:19,312 --> 00:51:21,097 you play dirty. 898 00:51:21,814 --> 00:51:24,226 You just described my mother. 899 00:51:27,279 --> 00:51:30,197 She's a kibun ninja... 900 00:51:30,198 --> 00:51:33,867 or whatever the Korean version of "ninja" is... 901 00:51:33,868 --> 00:51:36,245 and then the WASP version of that. 902 00:51:36,246 --> 00:51:38,580 Awaken your inner Russian. 903 00:51:38,581 --> 00:51:40,124 No more bullshit. 904 00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:42,668 Na zdorovie. 905 00:51:42,669 --> 00:51:45,747 The world is better in black and white... 906 00:51:49,051 --> 00:51:50,502 and red. 907 00:51:53,430 --> 00:51:55,597 That's my favorite Daya story. 908 00:51:55,598 --> 00:51:56,682 What is it? 909 00:51:56,683 --> 00:51:59,685 What, you bang her and you don't know her quinceañera story? 910 00:51:59,686 --> 00:52:02,729 She tells that story to everybody. 911 00:52:02,730 --> 00:52:07,068 Aleida got wasted and she tripped and fell on the birthday cake 912 00:52:07,069 --> 00:52:09,195 and the candles lit her dress on fire... 913 00:52:09,196 --> 00:52:12,189 but you gotta hear the way Daya tells it. 914 00:52:13,950 --> 00:52:17,362 I ain't gonna lie, man. This shit... ain't easy. 915 00:52:18,955 --> 00:52:21,540 Yeah, I'm gonna have to go it alone for a while. 916 00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:25,544 Nah, nah, nah. You get yourself a little side of bacon... 917 00:52:25,545 --> 00:52:27,171 like Margarita. 918 00:52:27,172 --> 00:52:28,873 That's what women are made for. 919 00:52:31,176 --> 00:52:33,927 That used to be Daya's crib... 920 00:52:33,928 --> 00:52:36,847 and all the other little scrubs, too. 921 00:52:36,848 --> 00:52:39,975 It's nothing fancy, but, uh... 922 00:52:39,976 --> 00:52:41,977 it's got a lot of good luck. 923 00:52:41,978 --> 00:52:44,138 Buena suerte. 924 00:52:47,275 --> 00:52:50,361 I want you to have it, man. 925 00:52:50,362 --> 00:52:51,862 What about her? 926 00:52:51,863 --> 00:52:53,898 We'll get her something else. 927 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,818 It's for Aleida's family. 928 00:52:57,619 --> 00:52:59,111 Salud! 929 00:53:07,086 --> 00:53:08,170 Margarita! 930 00:53:08,171 --> 00:53:10,005 Yeah? 931 00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:19,882 Six months old, but she shits like a human. 932 00:53:22,935 --> 00:53:24,520 Good morning, ladies. 933 00:53:24,521 --> 00:53:27,523 Additional linen uniforms are now available. 934 00:53:27,524 --> 00:53:32,854 If you are a small or an extra small, first come, first serve. 935 00:54:04,561 --> 00:54:06,262 You bitch! 936 00:54:07,272 --> 00:54:08,897 Fuck you, Alex! 937 00:54:08,898 --> 00:54:10,349 Fuck you! 938 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:44,485 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 939 00:55:44,510 --> 00:55:47,510 Resync'd for SNEAkY by CookiesMonsta