1 00:02:06,105 --> 00:02:07,649 - Morning, Suzanne. - Morning. 2 00:02:07,732 --> 00:02:09,567 Hope you have a good writing day. 3 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:12,821 Hey, lady, that new chapter, che figata! 4 00:02:12,904 --> 00:02:15,907 I really love how Edwina outsmarted the orgasmator. 5 00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:18,617 It's like a shout-out to Barbarella, but still totally new. 6 00:02:18,702 --> 00:02:21,329 Yeah... meant to do that. 7 00:02:21,412 --> 00:02:23,790 She has a beautiful mind. 8 00:02:23,873 --> 00:02:26,084 Yeah, sick as fuck, but beautiful. 9 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:29,045 Is it really possible to live on nothing but cum? 10 00:02:29,128 --> 00:02:31,464 Only if it's Admiral Rodcocker's cum. 11 00:02:31,547 --> 00:02:36,177 Oh, yeah, you know, and that dude has some extra protein. 12 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:37,887 It's gonna be a long day for you, Rabbi. 13 00:02:37,971 --> 00:02:40,556 Got over 70 inmates keeping kosher now. 14 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,266 Out of? 15 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:44,518 - Two hundred-something. - Wow. 16 00:02:44,602 --> 00:02:45,603 Oy vey. 17 00:02:46,437 --> 00:02:49,648 You brought in a rent-a-rabbi. 18 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:50,984 Well... 19 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,945 technically, all rabbis are for rent, if you think about it. 20 00:02:54,028 --> 00:02:55,905 Weddings, bar mitzvahs. 21 00:02:55,989 --> 00:02:58,491 You know, this one just specializes in corporate inquiry. 22 00:02:58,574 --> 00:03:01,953 Corporate inquiry... truly God's work. 23 00:03:02,036 --> 00:03:03,121 Everything's cool, buddy. 24 00:03:03,204 --> 00:03:06,958 He's just gonna come in, sit down with the inmates who eat kosher, 25 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:10,211 have a little convo... get to know them. 26 00:03:10,294 --> 00:03:12,713 Test whether they're Jewish or not. 27 00:03:12,797 --> 00:03:14,007 You're really obsessed with tests. 28 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:18,762 I'm pretty sure we don't get to second-guess people's religious beliefs. 29 00:03:18,845 --> 00:03:20,805 Something about the Bill of Rights. 30 00:03:20,889 --> 00:03:22,140 Oh, that old thing. 31 00:03:23,682 --> 00:03:25,351 Kidding, you know. 32 00:03:25,434 --> 00:03:26,936 But also not, you know. 33 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:31,733 I mean, there is some legal gray area, and I love me some gray area. 34 00:03:31,816 --> 00:03:34,819 Yeah, you're one giant gray area. 35 00:03:34,903 --> 00:03:37,321 Acting all chummy, all big brother, 36 00:03:37,405 --> 00:03:40,116 but actually, you're... 37 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:41,284 Big Brother. 38 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:45,288 You are really stuck on this hierarchy stuff, Joe. 39 00:03:45,371 --> 00:03:47,456 Someone must have really done a number on you. 40 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:49,500 Yeah, she sure did. 41 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:52,420 You're okay now, buddy. You're on the MCC team. 42 00:03:52,503 --> 00:03:55,298 I'm gonna be watching out for you. 43 00:03:55,381 --> 00:03:56,715 We'll all be watching. 44 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,135 That's what Big Brother says. 45 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:20,531 Fuck, Norma. How do you do that? 46 00:04:20,614 --> 00:04:22,408 She always makes me cry, too. 47 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:24,327 It's a miracle. 48 00:04:28,873 --> 00:04:31,667 Damn, there ain't enough Norma to go around. 49 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:34,420 Hey, Club Waco, beat it. 50 00:04:34,503 --> 00:04:37,423 Yeah, I'll handle this. Thank you. 51 00:04:37,506 --> 00:04:38,883 The Charismatic Catholics 52 00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:41,886 need an extra half hour this morning to learn a new hymn, 53 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:43,471 so if you could just move along... 54 00:04:43,554 --> 00:04:45,264 I don't know sign language. 55 00:04:45,348 --> 00:04:48,559 She's saying we signed up. We got a right to be here. 56 00:04:49,643 --> 00:04:53,314 I'm sorry, I'm not clear on what religion you're all practicing. 57 00:04:53,397 --> 00:04:57,151 It's a new faith, but we don't have a name yet. 58 00:04:57,235 --> 00:04:58,777 Christians were new once, too. 59 00:04:58,862 --> 00:05:01,489 And after hundreds of years of private worship, 60 00:05:01,572 --> 00:05:02,781 several great schisms, 61 00:05:02,866 --> 00:05:04,700 and thousands of people martyring themselves, 62 00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:07,996 it became a focused belief system... 63 00:05:08,079 --> 00:05:09,247 with a name. 64 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:10,706 Hey! 65 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:14,460 We got a belief system. 66 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:18,506 We believe in kindness and acceptance. 67 00:05:20,049 --> 00:05:21,384 And... 68 00:05:22,093 --> 00:05:23,261 finding the peace within 69 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:27,473 that can then radiate out into the world and create change. 70 00:05:27,556 --> 00:05:28,975 And through silent meditation, 71 00:05:29,058 --> 00:05:32,853 we address the roar of pain and loneliness and tame it. 72 00:05:33,854 --> 00:05:37,441 And through reflection, we can see nothingness... 73 00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:41,487 and in nothingness, we find clarity... we have faith. 74 00:05:45,783 --> 00:05:46,867 In what... 75 00:05:47,368 --> 00:05:49,287 Her? 76 00:05:49,370 --> 00:05:53,457 There's no body of the principles. They're too big to be contained. 77 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:55,251 So, you're atheists. 78 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:56,669 I ain't no fucking... 79 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:03,509 I don't think you're ready to understand. 80 00:06:03,592 --> 00:06:06,512 Look, sitting around meditating doesn't make you a religion. 81 00:06:06,595 --> 00:06:08,472 It makes you a meditation club. 82 00:06:08,556 --> 00:06:11,725 Ooh. "Meditation Club." that's not a bad name for us. 83 00:06:11,809 --> 00:06:15,104 Okay, this one needs to be our first martyr. 84 00:06:15,188 --> 00:06:18,024 Look at this fucking thing. It's like a giant mouth. 85 00:06:18,107 --> 00:06:19,608 It's opening, it's closing. 86 00:06:19,692 --> 00:06:23,571 - You're fucked up, Zeke. - Yeah, no shit, Nancy Drew. 87 00:06:23,654 --> 00:06:25,573 I think it's, "No shit, Sherlock." 88 00:06:25,656 --> 00:06:29,827 Sherlock shits by the seashore. 89 00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:30,954 The plastic's kinda melty. 90 00:06:31,037 --> 00:06:34,415 Peanut butter cups and meth, it's like Red Vines and Dr. Pepper. 91 00:06:34,498 --> 00:06:37,376 This is the fucking life. 92 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:40,796 I don't know why anyone ever goes back. All those rules. 93 00:06:40,879 --> 00:06:44,175 I feel bad for the ones that don't even know that this is here. 94 00:06:44,258 --> 00:06:48,137 They think that's reality, but this is the real reality. 95 00:06:48,221 --> 00:06:50,223 Real reality. 96 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:51,599 Real-eality. 97 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:53,642 Plus, those fucking beards. 98 00:06:53,726 --> 00:06:56,854 - Hey, give me a bag. - 20 bucks. 99 00:06:56,938 --> 00:07:00,024 - I got 15. - That's nice. 100 00:07:00,108 --> 00:07:03,111 Hey, White Trash Federline, tell your girl to be more polite. 101 00:07:03,194 --> 00:07:05,279 - I'm a frequent flier. - Fuck off, Sam. 102 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:09,242 Federline is White Trash Federline, you fucktard! 103 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,961 - It kind of looks like a mouth. - Totally. 104 00:07:20,044 --> 00:07:22,213 Like, the flames are the teeth. 105 00:07:22,296 --> 00:07:25,091 And the black part there, that's the door. 106 00:07:25,174 --> 00:07:27,718 - A door to where? - Hell, I guess. 107 00:07:27,801 --> 00:07:29,178 Isn't that where we're all going? 108 00:07:30,513 --> 00:07:35,476 Hey, everybody! I just put a roofie in my own drink. 109 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:11,489 Mother, I'm back. 110 00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:24,042 Gloria! 111 00:09:25,878 --> 00:09:27,338 Grab a knife. 112 00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:29,757 It's almost time to milk the shit sacks. 113 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,759 Terrific. 114 00:09:31,842 --> 00:09:36,139 Beautiful card I have for you. A beauty, a doll. 115 00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:37,931 You're welcome. 116 00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:40,559 - I don't need it. - I thought you'd need that. 117 00:09:40,643 --> 00:09:41,644 Mmm-mmm. 118 00:09:42,645 --> 00:09:45,063 Gloria. Gloria Mendoza. 119 00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:48,192 I'm sorry, but I'm done for real this time. 120 00:09:48,276 --> 00:09:49,318 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 121 00:09:49,402 --> 00:09:51,320 - I thought you and I were cool. - We are not cool. 122 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:54,657 Michael was arrested. He spent the night in holding. 123 00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:56,825 What? What happened? 124 00:09:56,909 --> 00:09:59,953 He and your son beat the crap out of some kid. 125 00:10:00,037 --> 00:10:01,414 The boy might lose an eye. 126 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:04,792 - Was Benny arrested, too? - I don't know. 127 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,210 But I raised a sweet little boy, 128 00:10:06,294 --> 00:10:09,172 who cried when he found out there was no Easter Bunny. 129 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:11,924 And now suddenly, he's a thug. 130 00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:13,926 You saying this is on my boy? 131 00:10:14,009 --> 00:10:16,970 I'm saying he can find his own ride from now on. 132 00:10:18,264 --> 00:10:19,848 I knew I was right. 133 00:10:19,932 --> 00:10:22,810 Hmm, why I always gotta have these conversations 134 00:10:22,893 --> 00:10:25,438 with sharp objects in my hand? 135 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:27,022 You need to get out of here, 136 00:10:27,105 --> 00:10:29,066 before you add another 100 years to my sentence. 137 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:33,070 So, you gonna cut me, huh? 138 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,655 I wonder where Benny gets it. 139 00:10:34,738 --> 00:10:35,948 Oh, man, you know what? 140 00:10:36,031 --> 00:10:39,368 Your son is fucking 15 years old, and there is no fucking Easter Bunny. 141 00:10:39,452 --> 00:10:42,371 And if you think that my son killed the fake-ass rabbit, 142 00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:44,582 then you're living in a fucking fantasy. 143 00:10:44,665 --> 00:10:46,209 Who needs a knife? 144 00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:48,877 She'll die from eating today's lunch. 145 00:10:50,671 --> 00:10:51,714 Gin. 146 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,344 Looks like a nice one. 147 00:10:56,427 --> 00:10:57,761 Huh? 148 00:10:57,845 --> 00:10:59,597 The sun's coming out, I mean. 149 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,933 And I got a shitload of red velvets back at the shop about to go stale. 150 00:11:03,016 --> 00:11:04,518 Oh, yeah? So what? 151 00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:05,811 I know, I know. 152 00:11:05,894 --> 00:11:07,896 A lot of red velvet haters out there all of a sudden. 153 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,774 Some serious backlash. 154 00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:14,778 But I know some hungry ducks who might enjoy 'em. 155 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:17,656 One hungry duck in particular. 156 00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:22,661 - I mean you. - Yeah, I got it. 157 00:11:22,745 --> 00:11:23,954 I got it. 158 00:11:25,205 --> 00:11:27,207 - What's up your ass? - Nothing. 159 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,710 Nothing whatsoever, Officer Coates. 160 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:33,714 I'm just standing here, doing my job, being a professional prisoner. 161 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:38,261 So, I suggest you do your job and guard me professional-like. 162 00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:48,228 - Yo, what'd I miss? - Yo, they're saying Judy's going down. 163 00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:49,897 Yeah, she is. 164 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:52,858 I've heard that she steals her recipes. 165 00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:54,943 I've heard she has a husband and a lover, 166 00:11:55,027 --> 00:11:57,112 and they all live in the same house. 167 00:11:57,195 --> 00:11:58,572 She cheats on Bill? 168 00:11:58,656 --> 00:12:01,033 Well, is it cheating if they all live together? 169 00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:03,702 Wait, do they all sleep in the same bed? Like, the three of them? 170 00:12:03,786 --> 00:12:04,953 See, I don't believe it. 171 00:12:05,037 --> 00:12:07,540 If that lady were getting it on the regular with two dudes, 172 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:10,751 she would not be sweating a rosemary garnish. 173 00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,127 You never know. 174 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:14,171 Yo, right on time! 175 00:12:15,088 --> 00:12:17,383 Um, actually, I'm here for them. 176 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:21,429 First, she joins the Church o' Crazy Eyes, now this? 177 00:12:21,512 --> 00:12:23,221 Whatever makes her happy. 178 00:12:23,306 --> 00:12:24,307 - God bless. - Mmm. 179 00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:25,891 Or Norma bless, I guess. 180 00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:28,018 So, as I was saying... 181 00:12:28,101 --> 00:12:30,020 we need to come up with a list of commandments 182 00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:31,355 so that they know we're for real. 183 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:33,857 Thou shalt not snort thy neighbor's heroin. 184 00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:35,984 "Covet." It's "covet." 185 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,362 You can do what you want with it. I'm gonna snort it. 186 00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:41,073 I'm serious, you guys. We need to set the rules. 187 00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:43,534 For me, it's less about, like, rules, 188 00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:45,703 and more what happens when I look at Norma. 189 00:12:45,786 --> 00:12:47,330 Oh, yeah, what's that about? 190 00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:49,790 I mean, it's, um... it's, like, less than magic, 191 00:12:49,873 --> 00:12:51,249 but more than a hug. 192 00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:53,043 The way I see it... 193 00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:56,630 it's the armor you put on every day. 194 00:12:56,714 --> 00:12:58,841 The armor that... 195 00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:02,219 that it takes to get through every day. 196 00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:07,891 It gets heavier and heavier as you live your life, you know? 197 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:10,227 Especially in here. 198 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:12,646 But when you look at Norma... 199 00:13:13,772 --> 00:13:15,858 you can take that armor off... 200 00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:19,194 because it's safe. 201 00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:22,197 You're safe. 202 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,784 And... you're crying... 203 00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:30,498 because it feels... so good to take that armor off. 204 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:35,127 And you realize how tall you can be without it... 205 00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:37,963 how light. 206 00:13:39,256 --> 00:13:42,009 Yeah... yeah, what she said. 207 00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:46,263 I mean, maybe what's so special about this... whatever... 208 00:13:47,431 --> 00:13:50,726 is that there aren't any rules... 209 00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:51,810 - Yeah. - You know? 210 00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:54,354 I've always had trouble with organized religion, anyway. 211 00:13:54,438 --> 00:13:57,858 And honestly, I think the more this becomes a capital "R" religion, 212 00:13:57,941 --> 00:13:59,777 the less time we seem to get with Norma. 213 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,070 Yeah, and we're all here to be with Norma, right? 214 00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:04,239 That's fine, but we still need to deal with 215 00:14:04,322 --> 00:14:06,367 the rest of the world and how they see us. 216 00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:09,036 And when you come in late and you call it a fucking club, 217 00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:11,539 you make us all look like a joke. 218 00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:14,291 We need to know who we are, or they'll think we're a joke. 219 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,210 I know who I am. 220 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:19,254 I'm someone who's sometimes late. 221 00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:23,676 Look, Soso, I know not committing is, like, your thing. 222 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:27,721 You couldn't commit to saving the world. You couldn't commit to eating pussy. 223 00:14:27,805 --> 00:14:29,807 You couldn't even commit to being 100% Asian. 224 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:33,477 So, why don't you go off and not commit somewhere else? 225 00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,854 Nobody wants you here, anyways. 226 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:43,111 Okay, y'all are illegally congregating here. 227 00:14:43,195 --> 00:14:44,780 This ain't the meeting house. 228 00:14:44,863 --> 00:14:48,116 And for a gang who likes quiet time, y'all are hella noisy. 229 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,286 So, either get out, or I'm calling the po-pos. 230 00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:53,288 This is Judy time. 231 00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:54,998 Turn that shit up. 232 00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:58,794 That's right, P. Come to the light. 233 00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:00,546 I deeply regret 234 00:15:00,629 --> 00:15:03,799 some of the financial choices I have made in the recent past. 235 00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:06,885 I was not fully aware of the decisions that my advisers were... 236 00:15:06,969 --> 00:15:10,263 - Is it cool if I stay and watch, too? - Get your ass up, now! 237 00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:11,432 I couldn't stand the heat, 238 00:15:11,515 --> 00:15:13,892 but I'm afraid I didn't get out of the kitchen in time 239 00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:18,021 to recognize the misappropriation that was taking place. 240 00:15:18,105 --> 00:15:19,815 I guess I had my head in the oven. 241 00:15:19,898 --> 00:15:23,486 Uh, well, no... Um... Maybe that was a poor choice. 242 00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:25,738 We're getting kicked out of everywhere. We need to get legit. 243 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:28,365 There was a vein in your neck that was like... 244 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,242 It was rad. 245 00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:32,410 Yeah, but weren't you kind of hard on hippie chick? 246 00:15:32,495 --> 00:15:33,996 Some people aren't cut out for believing. 247 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:38,291 I baptize you, my sister, 248 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:41,294 Leanne Lemmle Taylor, 249 00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:45,799 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 250 00:15:45,883 --> 00:15:50,554 You must strengthen the church and not tear it down. 251 00:15:50,638 --> 00:15:53,932 Be strong against the world's ways. 252 00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:09,364 If it's all right, can I say a few quick words? 253 00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:13,786 And I mean quick. 254 00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:16,246 I know today is about way more than me. 255 00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:20,083 I only wanted to say I'm glad that, as Amish, 256 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,628 we get to choose our baptism. 257 00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:25,923 I didn't know what I wanted until a couple of months ago, 258 00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:30,010 and I wanna thank my parents for having me back with open arms. 259 00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:36,099 I had a good time in the English world, I'm not gonna lie. 260 00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:39,186 I mean, who doesn't like zippers, right? 261 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:41,522 Wrap it up, Leanne. 262 00:16:41,605 --> 00:16:44,441 Sorry, Dad. Anyway... 263 00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:49,404 it was fun for a while, but the fun just started to seem like 264 00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:51,990 everyone was covering up the empty feelings. 265 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:56,745 They talk about us like we're in prison. 266 00:16:57,871 --> 00:17:00,958 But this is where I feel free. 267 00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:12,720 Sorry I have a big mouth. 268 00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:18,308 Don't be sorry. I'd rather have you than a hundred quiet girls. 269 00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:20,477 Leanne Taylor? 270 00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:32,239 Damn, Suzanne. Didn't you get the memo? 271 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:34,908 We chosen now. We ain't got to eat that shit. 272 00:17:34,992 --> 00:17:36,118 It's chicken fajitas. 273 00:17:36,201 --> 00:17:39,580 See, that's how they get you, with the power of suggestion. 274 00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:41,289 - Mmm-hmm. - Like, now they be calling yogurt 275 00:17:41,373 --> 00:17:44,292 "key lime pie" or "chocolate cheesecake." 276 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:46,879 So, you think, "Hmm, cheesecake," 277 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:49,632 when it's the same gnarly curds it always was. 278 00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:50,799 Wow. 279 00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:53,677 I want you all to know I had nothing to do with what you're eating. 280 00:17:53,761 --> 00:17:55,596 It came out of a bag. 281 00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:58,473 It is in no way a reflection of what I do. 282 00:17:58,556 --> 00:18:00,267 - Okay. - Okay. 283 00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:04,521 See, even she ain't owning it. 284 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,858 Hey, Suzanne. How's that new chapter coming? 285 00:18:07,941 --> 00:18:11,319 Here, have my strawberry Jell-O. Fruit is brain food. 286 00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:12,487 Thanks. 287 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,866 - Is, uh, this seat taken? - Yeah, we saving it for Elijah. 288 00:18:15,949 --> 00:18:17,492 Man, you gonna own that rabbi. 289 00:18:17,575 --> 00:18:20,037 Suzanne, tell us about your process. 290 00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:23,540 I think of shit and write it down. 291 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,626 - Wow. - So pure. 292 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:28,503 I got a question. 293 00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:32,549 If Edwina is really a robo-doll in the end... 294 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:37,595 why doesn't she get rusty when Lily Sprinkle pees on her? 295 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,807 She's made of pee-proof metal. 296 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,851 Why does Sunflower have to be so mean? 297 00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:45,603 Oh, 'cause she's the one you love to hate. 298 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:48,106 You should have her time hump with Lily Sprinkle. 299 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:49,775 - Yeah. - Do it for the lesbians. 300 00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:51,609 Sounds like she's done enough for the lesbians. 301 00:18:51,694 --> 00:18:53,987 What has she done for not-the-lesbians? 302 00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:56,239 Um, only the best chapter. 303 00:18:56,323 --> 00:18:57,324 Which one? 304 00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,368 When Admiral Rodcocker gets his clothes vaporized 305 00:19:00,452 --> 00:19:02,746 and you find out he gots two penises. 306 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:03,914 Oh, yeah. 307 00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:07,084 And he gives her a shocker made of penis instead of fingers. 308 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,335 I mean, who thinks of that? 309 00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:10,212 Damn, I gotta read that shit. 310 00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:11,629 - What? - That's it! 311 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:14,466 This... this book tour is over. 312 00:19:14,549 --> 00:19:16,343 I can do one last question. 313 00:19:17,302 --> 00:19:19,221 Did you have an inspiration for Admiral Rodcocker? 314 00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:25,352 I knew it. 315 00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:30,648 I never thought I'd have a thing for bald dudes, but damn. 316 00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:34,111 The fuck kind of multi-culti shit we got going on here? 317 00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:36,029 Can't a black woman sit with her peoples? 318 00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:40,868 No, see, the universiality of my work unites all the races. 319 00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:48,583 I was hoping for those little stale pieces of bread today. 320 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,502 No such luck. 321 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,922 Hey, Whitehill. 322 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:58,426 You wanna have lunch with our sad little band of misfits? 323 00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:00,178 Sure. 324 00:20:01,429 --> 00:20:02,472 Sure. 325 00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:05,642 Sure. 326 00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:10,688 Everybody, this is Lolly. Lolly, everybody. 327 00:20:10,773 --> 00:20:15,736 - You're new? - Litchfield newbie, prison regular. 328 00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:18,321 Don't worry, it's not so bad. 329 00:20:18,405 --> 00:20:20,991 Not so bad? This place is the best! 330 00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:22,743 How is it? 331 00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:25,829 Oh, that tastes like brown. 332 00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:30,292 FYI, ladies, I didn't make the food. This is all out of my control. 333 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:33,211 Yes, thank you, Red. You're making that very clear. 334 00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:36,214 - Good, as long as you understand. - Mmm. 335 00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:42,805 So... what's your deal, Lolly? What are you in for? 336 00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:47,059 - I did something I shouldn't have. - Okay, specific. 337 00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:48,560 Where are you from? 338 00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:50,312 Here and there. 339 00:20:50,395 --> 00:20:52,022 - How much time you got? - Depends. 340 00:20:52,105 --> 00:20:53,982 Depends? 341 00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:56,151 On how well I do here. 342 00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:03,158 Well, try and think of your time here as a mandala. 343 00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:09,372 The Tibetan monks make intricate designs out of dyed sand, 344 00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:12,876 and when they're done... whoosh... 345 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,502 they're cleared away. 346 00:21:16,964 --> 00:21:18,966 I gotta go take a quiz. 347 00:21:19,049 --> 00:21:20,843 A quiz? 348 00:21:22,677 --> 00:21:26,723 - Okay, bye. What the fuck? - What a twat. 349 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,809 She is nutty as a nut bar. 350 00:21:28,892 --> 00:21:31,311 It makes me glad I got both my feet on the ground. 351 00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:35,690 - I mean, I tried, right? - Yeah. 352 00:21:35,773 --> 00:21:37,359 Tell Piper I play well with others. 353 00:21:37,442 --> 00:21:38,693 Tell Piper what? 354 00:21:38,776 --> 00:21:42,572 Oh, nothing, schnookums. Just facing my fears head-on. 355 00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:44,574 Did you just call me "schnookums"? 356 00:21:44,657 --> 00:21:46,326 I did, but it was in between quotes. 357 00:21:46,409 --> 00:21:48,871 I didn't hear any quotes, love muffin. 358 00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,081 Now you're just being smutty. 359 00:21:51,164 --> 00:21:54,042 Cal's coming tomorrow to give us the lowdown on our first shipment. 360 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:56,503 - I'm pretty excited. - That's great. 361 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:05,095 Also, I killed a guard with my bare hands. 362 00:22:06,388 --> 00:22:08,848 Cal... Panties... Exciting. 363 00:22:11,684 --> 00:22:13,979 My bats mitzvah was sick! 364 00:22:14,062 --> 00:22:16,356 All the black Jews was there. 365 00:22:16,439 --> 00:22:18,191 Lenny Kravitz... 366 00:22:27,951 --> 00:22:31,871 For a long time, "kosher" meant hot dogs to me. 367 00:22:31,955 --> 00:22:33,498 Really, really good hot dogs. 368 00:22:33,581 --> 00:22:37,377 But now, it just means so much more. 369 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:41,839 Now, it means broccoli... green beans. 370 00:22:41,924 --> 00:22:44,009 You know what I hate? 371 00:22:44,092 --> 00:22:45,885 Shrimps. 372 00:22:45,969 --> 00:22:47,887 Damn, dirty shrimps. 373 00:22:47,971 --> 00:22:50,098 Don't even talk to me about shrimps! 374 00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:52,976 I call my mother a lot, like, every day. 375 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,062 And I love a bargain. 376 00:22:55,145 --> 00:22:57,189 "Who hath believed our report... 377 00:22:57,272 --> 00:23:00,233 and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?" 378 00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:01,944 Isaiah 53, verse one. 379 00:23:13,455 --> 00:23:16,583 Latinas are halfway Jew already. 380 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:18,751 I mean, the hora and the conga line? 381 00:23:18,835 --> 00:23:20,837 Basically the same thing. 382 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:25,717 There was a big book where I wrote down all the people I wish was dead... 383 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,220 who... 384 00:23:28,303 --> 00:23:33,266 You know, so God comes and kills them and not my... me. 385 00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:34,351 And may I say, 386 00:23:34,434 --> 00:23:39,522 I think y'all are doing a wonderful job controlling the media. 387 00:23:39,606 --> 00:23:42,442 I mean, we... we are doing a wonderful job. 388 00:23:43,943 --> 00:23:46,779 Now, Miss Hayes, were you raised Jewish? 389 00:23:46,863 --> 00:23:50,075 Mmm-hmm. Born and bred, on my mama's side. 390 00:23:50,158 --> 00:23:53,161 And that's the side that make it all legit, see? 391 00:23:53,245 --> 00:23:54,621 Jewish smarts. 392 00:23:54,704 --> 00:23:56,831 - And you kept kosher growing up? - Mmm-hmm. 393 00:23:56,914 --> 00:23:58,666 Let me lay it all out for you. 394 00:23:58,750 --> 00:23:59,792 The whole brood of Hayes, 395 00:23:59,876 --> 00:24:02,629 we lived under the Cyclone on Coney Island, right? 396 00:24:02,712 --> 00:24:04,464 Brooklyn in the house. A-yo! 397 00:24:05,132 --> 00:24:07,550 And, uh, oh, I was always a nervous kid growing up, 398 00:24:07,634 --> 00:24:10,928 always worrying about the universe expanding, 399 00:24:11,013 --> 00:24:13,265 and... and so, my parents took me to a shrink, 400 00:24:13,348 --> 00:24:17,144 and the shrink was like, "Cindy, quit your worrying. 401 00:24:17,227 --> 00:24:19,896 The universe be chilling for another billion years." 402 00:24:19,979 --> 00:24:22,440 But I couldn't stop worrying and cooking lobsters 403 00:24:22,524 --> 00:24:25,027 and hanging with women in suspenders. 404 00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:27,070 I see you're familiar with Annie Hall. 405 00:24:27,154 --> 00:24:29,572 - Annie who? - I see. 406 00:24:31,574 --> 00:24:34,452 Okay, okay, okay. Anyway... anyway... 407 00:24:34,536 --> 00:24:37,289 So, my father... 408 00:24:37,372 --> 00:24:39,624 my father died pretty young. 409 00:24:39,707 --> 00:24:40,875 It was a sad story. 410 00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:43,503 And after he died, I went to yeshiva school. 411 00:24:43,586 --> 00:24:45,422 Now, I knew I had to dress like a dude and all, 412 00:24:45,505 --> 00:24:49,051 but that didn't matter, 'cause what I really wanted to study was the, um... 413 00:24:49,134 --> 00:24:51,219 What's that word that begin with a "T"? 414 00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:52,429 - The Talmud. - Next. 415 00:24:52,512 --> 00:24:54,139 - The Torah. - Mmm, yeah, that. 416 00:24:54,222 --> 00:24:55,682 And whenever I felt alone, 417 00:24:55,765 --> 00:24:57,934 I would sing up to my papa in heaven, 418 00:24:58,017 --> 00:25:01,688 and I would be like, "Papa... do you feel me?" 419 00:25:02,897 --> 00:25:05,942 And he would be like, "Cindy, girl... 420 00:25:06,025 --> 00:25:10,655 even though I'm in heaven, I still feel you." 421 00:25:10,738 --> 00:25:14,409 Jews don't have an official conception of the afterlife. 422 00:25:15,868 --> 00:25:17,245 Oh. 423 00:25:17,329 --> 00:25:19,206 I remember that now. 424 00:25:19,289 --> 00:25:22,667 The focus, instead, is to fulfill our duties to God here on Earth. 425 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,628 Right! That's how we do it. 426 00:25:25,712 --> 00:25:28,715 Miss Hayes, while I am heartened 427 00:25:28,798 --> 00:25:32,009 that you appreciate the works of Woody Allen and Barbra Streisand, 428 00:25:32,094 --> 00:25:37,014 I think you've confused cultural Judaism with committed Jewish belief. 429 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:40,268 Also, I hear Mandy Patinkin can be difficult to work with. 430 00:25:41,561 --> 00:25:43,355 So, do I pass? 431 00:25:45,523 --> 00:25:48,067 And I call and I call, and no one answers. 432 00:25:48,151 --> 00:25:49,486 I don't know what's going on. 433 00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:52,239 And now, I can't see him. 434 00:25:52,322 --> 00:25:53,656 Can't somebody else drive him? 435 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:55,032 I asked this whole goddamn prison. 436 00:25:55,117 --> 00:25:57,744 Ain't nobody else with a car that far up the river. 437 00:26:00,288 --> 00:26:03,541 Who does this tranny bitch think she is, messing with your visitations? 438 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,877 Tranny's got nothing to do with it. 439 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,463 It's just two mothers going at it for their kids. 440 00:26:08,546 --> 00:26:11,216 So, maybe it's better for Benny if I don't win this one. 441 00:26:11,299 --> 00:26:13,050 You're not thinking of apologizing? 442 00:26:13,135 --> 00:26:15,553 Maybe just smooth things out is all. 443 00:26:15,637 --> 00:26:18,014 She fucked with you being able to see your kid, mama. 444 00:26:18,097 --> 00:26:19,599 She should apologize to you. 445 00:26:19,682 --> 00:26:22,560 Benny's a mouthy little fucker. What if he did start this? 446 00:26:23,645 --> 00:26:25,647 Even if Benny was a bad influence, 447 00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:28,483 she thinks that's why her kid's fucked in the head? 448 00:26:28,566 --> 00:26:31,027 He's got two mommies. One of them got a pee-pee. 449 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:32,654 She don't have a dick, Aleida. 450 00:26:32,737 --> 00:26:35,740 I've seen it, you've seen it. She got a perky little cooch. 451 00:26:35,823 --> 00:26:38,576 Ugh! You're gonna make me throw up. 452 00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:40,995 There it is. There's my puke. 453 00:26:41,078 --> 00:26:42,289 I had nothing to do with it. 454 00:26:42,372 --> 00:26:44,249 We know. 455 00:26:44,332 --> 00:26:47,084 As I was saying, we gotta think of this as the first test, 456 00:26:47,169 --> 00:26:49,045 like the Jews wandering the desert, 457 00:26:49,128 --> 00:26:50,797 or the early Christians, wherever they wandered. 458 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,089 The desert, I think. 459 00:26:52,174 --> 00:26:54,551 Everybody was in the desert for a while. 460 00:26:56,469 --> 00:26:58,930 Her hand is on my half again. 461 00:26:59,013 --> 00:27:00,139 Sorry. 462 00:27:00,223 --> 00:27:01,849 I need my space. 463 00:27:01,933 --> 00:27:04,769 And for the record, your timing sucks. 464 00:27:04,852 --> 00:27:07,980 That Rodcocker just fell into the orgasmator. 465 00:27:08,064 --> 00:27:09,316 Hey, no spoilers. 466 00:27:09,399 --> 00:27:12,109 I gotta hand this over to Valdez in 30 minutes. 467 00:27:12,194 --> 00:27:15,071 The world's gonna keep shitting on us until we make ourselves official. 468 00:27:15,154 --> 00:27:17,865 - Official how? - Maybe if we all got the same haircut. 469 00:27:17,949 --> 00:27:20,243 Only if all y'all get my haircut. 470 00:27:20,327 --> 00:27:23,705 No, or something with our clothes, like an armband with a symbol. 471 00:27:23,788 --> 00:27:24,914 Like a swastika? 472 00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:27,500 Not an armband, but something else that... 473 00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:31,379 Something else for excluding people, like how you excluded Brook. 474 00:27:32,297 --> 00:27:33,798 Soso left on her own. 475 00:27:33,881 --> 00:27:37,844 Yeah, after you scared her away with your rules and regulations and loudness. 476 00:27:37,927 --> 00:27:40,847 If she doesn't get what we stand for, she's better off gone. 477 00:27:52,609 --> 00:27:53,943 Hold still, Leanne. 478 00:27:56,238 --> 00:27:58,865 They're gonna know. They're gonna wonder why I'm back. 479 00:27:58,948 --> 00:28:01,951 - Amish kids come back all the time. - Not once they're baptized. 480 00:28:02,034 --> 00:28:03,495 They don't have to know you're baptized. 481 00:28:03,578 --> 00:28:06,831 They'll see it on my face... that I'm with God. 482 00:28:06,914 --> 00:28:09,751 I don't wanna disrespect your beliefs, but that sounds like a bunch of crap. 483 00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:11,419 Hey, easy. 484 00:28:11,503 --> 00:28:13,963 They think not wearing buttons makes them closer to God. 485 00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:16,258 Leanne, all you have to do is hang out for a couple hours, 486 00:28:16,341 --> 00:28:17,634 score some meth, like the good old days. 487 00:28:17,717 --> 00:28:19,761 Talk into the mic, Leanne. 488 00:28:19,844 --> 00:28:22,013 Testing, testing. Whatever, whatever. 489 00:28:22,096 --> 00:28:24,391 Levels are good. I think we're ready. 490 00:28:25,683 --> 00:28:28,185 Please, all I want is to go home and be with my family. 491 00:28:28,270 --> 00:28:29,521 Yeah, well, you kind of limited your choices 492 00:28:29,604 --> 00:28:31,981 when you left a bag of drugs lying around with your ID in it. 493 00:28:32,064 --> 00:28:34,150 I'd say you're getting a pretty sweet deal. 494 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:35,443 All you have to do is this one small thing, 495 00:28:35,527 --> 00:28:37,028 and it all goes away. 496 00:28:37,111 --> 00:28:40,573 "One small thing." You mean fuck over my friends? 497 00:28:40,657 --> 00:28:43,034 Your friends, the Rumspringa drug cartel. 498 00:28:43,117 --> 00:28:44,827 Aren't you helping them in the long run? 499 00:28:45,495 --> 00:28:48,456 Maybe when they go to prison, it'll turn them around... 500 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,333 they'll find God, like you did. 501 00:28:51,793 --> 00:28:53,628 No, they won't. 502 00:28:54,462 --> 00:28:56,839 They like Hell too much. 503 00:29:04,013 --> 00:29:05,723 We figured you got busted. 504 00:29:05,807 --> 00:29:10,395 What, me? Never. I just took a vacation to Bonnet City. 505 00:29:10,478 --> 00:29:12,146 Oh, man, you went back? 506 00:29:12,229 --> 00:29:13,981 I had to see my parents. 507 00:29:14,065 --> 00:29:17,277 My dad was sick... with cancer. 508 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,195 Oh, fuck, that sucks. 509 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,572 Did they try to get you to stay? 510 00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:22,824 Are you kidding? They, like, begged. 511 00:29:22,907 --> 00:29:27,036 - They tried that shit with me, too. - Offered me a new pony cart. 512 00:29:28,788 --> 00:29:31,416 Anyway, I told them I missed it too much here. 513 00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:35,378 Yeah, you know, it's important to know where you make sense. 514 00:29:35,462 --> 00:29:38,047 Otherwise, you're not really living, you know? 515 00:29:42,594 --> 00:29:44,261 Speaking of living... 516 00:29:45,179 --> 00:29:48,850 do you wanna hook me up with some crank? 517 00:29:51,478 --> 00:29:53,145 Hey, boss lady. 518 00:29:53,229 --> 00:29:54,481 Hey. 519 00:29:54,564 --> 00:29:55,565 Um... 520 00:29:56,566 --> 00:29:57,775 You look comfortable. 521 00:29:57,859 --> 00:30:00,403 I like to air-dry. Sensitive skin. 522 00:30:00,487 --> 00:30:02,364 And these towels are the fucking worst. 523 00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:04,240 Oh, yeah, they're the worst. 524 00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:06,326 How does it feel being a magnate? 525 00:30:06,409 --> 00:30:07,994 No, I'm not really... 526 00:30:09,078 --> 00:30:12,457 Today's panty smuggler, tomorrow's Fortune 500. 527 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:14,250 Sisters are doing it for themselves. 528 00:30:15,627 --> 00:30:17,253 You're too young to know that song. 529 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:19,922 - What song? - Never mind. 530 00:30:21,048 --> 00:30:25,136 - So, how's your first shipment doing? - We'll know soon. 531 00:30:25,219 --> 00:30:26,303 You must be psyched. 532 00:30:27,555 --> 00:30:29,056 It's really nice how supportive you are. 533 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:30,350 Whatever. 534 00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:33,102 I was thinking, and I... I think you'd actually be 535 00:30:33,185 --> 00:30:37,524 a really great... person to ask about this. 536 00:30:37,607 --> 00:30:39,567 I'm thinking the spicy chicken packets 537 00:30:39,651 --> 00:30:42,570 might be worth more than the regular chicken packets, 538 00:30:42,654 --> 00:30:46,073 because they are certainly proving to be the most popular. 539 00:30:46,157 --> 00:30:47,158 Mmm. 540 00:30:48,075 --> 00:30:51,037 - Sounds like quite a pickle. - Mmm-hmm, yes. 541 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,706 I'm sure you'll figure out what you want. 542 00:30:54,707 --> 00:30:56,709 I have every confidence in you. 543 00:30:58,711 --> 00:31:01,798 All right, who stole my towel? 544 00:31:07,094 --> 00:31:10,181 - Ugh, how much longer? - We got about a half hour left. 545 00:31:10,264 --> 00:31:11,516 Oh! 546 00:31:11,599 --> 00:31:12,600 Ah! 547 00:31:14,226 --> 00:31:15,770 Crap! Crap! Crap! 548 00:31:15,853 --> 00:31:17,229 - Ow! - You cut yourself? 549 00:31:17,313 --> 00:31:18,606 No, but I broke that window. 550 00:31:18,690 --> 00:31:20,107 Somebody should go report this. 551 00:31:20,191 --> 00:31:21,651 - I'll do it. - I will! 552 00:31:32,369 --> 00:31:33,955 You sure you're okay? 553 00:31:34,038 --> 00:31:35,873 I said I was. 554 00:31:37,709 --> 00:31:40,252 Great, I'll get the rake. 555 00:31:53,850 --> 00:31:56,478 Um, where did that big piece go? 556 00:31:57,186 --> 00:32:00,857 Big piece of... What big piece? 557 00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:03,359 I told that hot bald guard. He said to leave it. 558 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,194 Maintenance will deal with it in the morning. 559 00:32:05,277 --> 00:32:08,781 Oop! Sorry, Maintenance. That's the way the cookie crumbles! 560 00:32:12,494 --> 00:32:14,036 Did Norma send you? 561 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,540 No, my heart just changed with the power of your love. 562 00:32:18,791 --> 00:32:20,126 Yes, Norma sent me. 563 00:32:22,253 --> 00:32:23,546 Okay. 564 00:32:25,172 --> 00:32:27,842 Can I sit or something? Isn't that what people do? 565 00:32:28,801 --> 00:32:29,802 Yeah. 566 00:32:41,063 --> 00:32:43,024 So... 567 00:32:43,107 --> 00:32:45,652 I'm not that great at apologies. 568 00:32:46,193 --> 00:32:48,655 "I'm sorry" is usually a strong opener. 569 00:32:48,738 --> 00:32:50,990 Let me work up to it. 570 00:32:51,783 --> 00:32:55,411 So, I don't know why I take structure so serious, but I guess I do. 571 00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:59,123 And... I think it might have something to do with 572 00:32:59,206 --> 00:33:01,709 being raised in a church that people like to shit on a lot. 573 00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:03,753 Oh, my God, what church? 574 00:33:03,836 --> 00:33:05,462 It doesn't matter. 575 00:33:06,463 --> 00:33:10,426 The point is... is that it was hard sometimes... 576 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,219 a lot of the time. 577 00:33:12,303 --> 00:33:14,889 But if you knew who you were and what you believed, 578 00:33:14,972 --> 00:33:16,599 then it didn't matter if they called you names 579 00:33:16,683 --> 00:33:18,643 or made fun of your buggy or whatever. 580 00:33:18,726 --> 00:33:21,979 You knew you were better than them because you belonged. 581 00:33:22,063 --> 00:33:25,274 And when I stopped having that... 582 00:33:28,277 --> 00:33:31,573 Anyway, when I started doing the Norma meetings... 583 00:33:31,656 --> 00:33:33,825 it finally felt like I belonged to something again, 584 00:33:33,908 --> 00:33:35,201 even if it was small, 585 00:33:35,284 --> 00:33:37,203 and I didn't want people to shit on it. 586 00:33:37,286 --> 00:33:40,957 So, when you came in acting like the rules were nothing, I got a little... 587 00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:44,627 carried away, maybe. 588 00:33:44,711 --> 00:33:47,421 Wait, your buggy... 589 00:33:48,631 --> 00:33:50,299 Do you mean you're, like... 590 00:33:53,302 --> 00:33:55,680 So, you, like, wore a bonnet? 591 00:33:55,763 --> 00:33:57,264 Yeah. 592 00:33:57,348 --> 00:34:02,019 I'm sorry, it's, like, um... just, like, you in a... 593 00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:03,437 in a bonnet! 594 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,522 Did you hear this? Did you... 595 00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:08,901 You churn butter. You Harrison Ford in Witness. 596 00:34:08,985 --> 00:34:11,696 That movie has a lot of inaccuracies. 597 00:34:11,779 --> 00:34:13,698 Uh, you a total weirdo. 598 00:34:15,324 --> 00:34:18,035 Oh, no! Oh, my God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Leanne. I didn't... 599 00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:20,454 Keep my name out of your fucking mouth, you fucking half-breed. 600 00:34:21,455 --> 00:34:23,207 Hope you enjoy hell. 601 00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:28,254 Yeah, she no good at apologies. 602 00:34:52,444 --> 00:34:54,906 I thought you might be hungry. 603 00:34:54,989 --> 00:34:56,282 What if someone sees? 604 00:34:56,365 --> 00:34:58,951 The elders are already out of line. 605 00:34:59,035 --> 00:35:02,163 Shunning is for guiding people back to the church. 606 00:35:02,246 --> 00:35:04,165 But you didn't turn your back on the church. 607 00:35:04,874 --> 00:35:07,168 I did worse. 608 00:35:07,251 --> 00:35:09,796 I sent their kids to jail. 609 00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:22,684 How could you be so careless? 610 00:35:22,767 --> 00:35:24,435 Our daughter was hungry. 611 00:35:24,518 --> 00:35:26,562 As if things aren't bad enough. 612 00:35:27,730 --> 00:35:30,024 Our business is suffering. 613 00:35:30,983 --> 00:35:33,277 No one wants their sons working for me. 614 00:35:34,821 --> 00:35:37,114 We'll be broke if it goes on like this. 615 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,494 Time will heal the wound. 616 00:35:42,578 --> 00:35:45,122 We have to be patient and forbearing. 617 00:35:48,542 --> 00:35:50,211 She's our daughter. 618 00:36:04,183 --> 00:36:06,268 - Hey. - Hey. 619 00:36:06,352 --> 00:36:10,106 I didn't want you to think I'm some kind of bitch or nothing from before. 620 00:36:10,189 --> 00:36:12,191 Oh, that? I wasn't worried about that. 621 00:36:13,025 --> 00:36:14,443 Yeah, you were. 622 00:36:14,526 --> 00:36:16,528 Yeah, I kind of shit my pants, actually. 623 00:36:16,612 --> 00:36:19,240 I mean... not literally. 624 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,787 You know, everybody around here has a big mouth, 625 00:36:24,871 --> 00:36:26,998 and especially the beanbags. 626 00:36:27,081 --> 00:36:29,000 And if they find out that we're becoming all friendly, 627 00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:33,587 then our happy lake times are gone, just like that... okay? 628 00:36:35,547 --> 00:36:38,134 So, we have to maintain boundaries. 629 00:36:38,217 --> 00:36:40,386 Inmate, step out of the bubble. 630 00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:42,638 Yes, sir, Mr. Donuts, sir. 631 00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:43,765 That's Mr. Coates to you. 632 00:36:43,848 --> 00:36:46,976 - Officer Coates. - That's Officer Coates to you! 633 00:36:47,601 --> 00:36:50,897 You got potential. All right, Officer Coates. 634 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:54,483 - Good night, sir. - Good night... inmate. 635 00:37:05,327 --> 00:37:07,079 You're not on the list. 636 00:37:07,163 --> 00:37:10,082 - What's that supposed to be, anyway? - The bag said "Irish stew." 637 00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:12,084 Looks like the fajitas. 638 00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:14,420 One kosher meal, please. 639 00:37:14,503 --> 00:37:17,131 - Your name isn't on the list. - You didn't even look at the list. 640 00:37:17,214 --> 00:37:19,716 It's a short list. Do you want this or not? 641 00:37:19,801 --> 00:37:22,511 Yeah, hit me. 642 00:37:22,594 --> 00:37:25,097 - Let me guess. - Not on the list. 643 00:37:25,181 --> 00:37:27,767 Man, I told that rabbi I was Drake's cousin, 644 00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:29,894 worked the whole Black-Jewish mafia thing. 645 00:37:29,977 --> 00:37:31,687 But I guess he ain't never heard of Drake. 646 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:34,190 Well, fool, you're, like, fifty shades darker than Drake. 647 00:37:34,273 --> 00:37:35,649 Fifty Shades of Drake. 648 00:37:35,732 --> 00:37:36,733 Mmm. 649 00:37:36,818 --> 00:37:38,778 - Yeah. - That's right, girl. 650 00:37:38,861 --> 00:37:40,780 Somebody must've passed that test. 651 00:37:40,863 --> 00:37:42,907 One kosher meal coming right up. 652 00:37:45,534 --> 00:37:48,537 The Abrahamic religions are pretty much all the same, 653 00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:51,165 till you get to Jesus. 654 00:37:51,248 --> 00:37:53,542 Yo, Red, you eat this shit? 655 00:37:55,669 --> 00:37:58,422 People of the cafeteria, in case you haven't heard, 656 00:37:58,505 --> 00:38:01,050 I didn't cook it. 657 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:03,260 I punch in, I punch out. 658 00:38:03,344 --> 00:38:05,637 I play Sudoku, I scratch my ass. 659 00:38:05,721 --> 00:38:07,598 If I had e-mail, I would check it. 660 00:38:07,681 --> 00:38:12,519 But the food you eat does not have even a piece of my soul in it. 661 00:38:12,603 --> 00:38:13,645 That is all. 662 00:38:17,066 --> 00:38:20,444 - Only one thing left to do now. - What's that? 663 00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:21,946 Convert for real. 664 00:38:22,029 --> 00:38:24,073 Where my dreidel at? 665 00:38:28,953 --> 00:38:30,496 Writer's block? 666 00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:34,876 It's like I can see the words, but I can't make them obey me. 667 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:38,212 That's okay. Fran Lebowitz hasn't written anything for 30 years, 668 00:38:38,295 --> 00:38:39,796 and people still think she's great. 669 00:38:39,881 --> 00:38:42,842 - Yeah, as great as Gena Showalter? - I don't know who that is. 670 00:38:42,925 --> 00:38:44,218 Hey, I was wondering, um, 671 00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:48,805 you know when Sunflower takes both Rodcocks at once, 672 00:38:48,890 --> 00:38:51,934 and she says, "I can feel you in my eyeballs"? 673 00:38:52,018 --> 00:38:55,271 I'm wondering, is that, you know, poetry... 674 00:38:55,354 --> 00:38:58,149 or can she literally feel his penises in her eyeballs? 675 00:38:58,232 --> 00:39:01,277 I like to let the words speak for themselves. 676 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,530 Because I personally, I really identify with Sunflower, 677 00:39:04,613 --> 00:39:06,866 and it seems like she might be polymorphously perverse. 678 00:39:06,949 --> 00:39:08,784 - You know what that is? - Yes. 679 00:39:10,077 --> 00:39:11,078 No. 680 00:39:11,162 --> 00:39:14,206 Well, Freud describes it as a time before age five 681 00:39:14,290 --> 00:39:17,834 when any part of your body can be aroused by almost anything. 682 00:39:17,919 --> 00:39:21,713 Like, your elbow... your kneecap... 683 00:39:22,714 --> 00:39:24,050 your eyeballs. 684 00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:27,719 I remember feeling like I was the only one. 685 00:39:27,803 --> 00:39:31,390 So, if Sunflower or... 686 00:39:31,473 --> 00:39:35,061 anyone... felt that way... 687 00:39:35,144 --> 00:39:39,023 I'd want them to know that... they aren't alone. 688 00:39:42,818 --> 00:39:45,237 Suzanne, you forgot your... 689 00:39:49,158 --> 00:39:52,036 I'm scared to ask. How did it go with Gerber? 690 00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:53,662 Who's Gerber? 691 00:39:53,745 --> 00:39:56,207 Baby face... our corruptible young man. 692 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:58,292 Oh, yeah! 693 00:39:58,375 --> 00:40:01,337 We met at a dog park near his house. 694 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,923 You know, he dyed his dog to look like a tiger. 695 00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:05,466 But you got the goods? 696 00:40:07,009 --> 00:40:10,012 Oh, my God, you don't know yet. Of course you don't know. 697 00:40:10,096 --> 00:40:12,473 Oh, no, Cal... What happened? 698 00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:15,517 Pipes... we sold out overnight. 699 00:40:17,644 --> 00:40:20,147 Shut up. 700 00:40:20,231 --> 00:40:22,524 - Yes. - All 20 pairs? 701 00:40:22,608 --> 00:40:25,152 Frankly, I think we're selling ourselves a little short at 50 bucks a pop. 702 00:40:25,236 --> 00:40:28,447 I think we should shoot for the moon, and go for, like, 75, maybe. 703 00:40:28,530 --> 00:40:29,949 And the more we can get... 704 00:40:30,032 --> 00:40:32,409 Well, that means that I'll have to recruit more panty girls. 705 00:40:33,202 --> 00:40:35,121 Seriously, that's what you call them? 706 00:40:35,204 --> 00:40:36,622 This whole thing is like Christmas. 707 00:40:36,705 --> 00:40:38,790 - What is on your arm? - Oh. 708 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:42,294 Oh, yeah, uh, there are reviews up on the site. 709 00:40:42,378 --> 00:40:43,879 Already? 710 00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:46,048 World Wide Web, man. It's some fast shit. 711 00:40:46,132 --> 00:40:47,591 I hear it's the latest thing. 712 00:40:47,674 --> 00:40:49,926 - I wrote down the good ones to tell you. - Okay. 713 00:40:52,263 --> 00:40:54,431 "Great service, lovely scent." 714 00:40:54,515 --> 00:40:56,100 Aw. 715 00:40:56,183 --> 00:40:58,102 "Prison bitches are the ripest." 716 00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:00,729 That's a good one, I think. 717 00:41:00,812 --> 00:41:01,813 What do you mean, "That's a good one"? 718 00:41:01,897 --> 00:41:03,732 Does that mean that there are bad ones? 719 00:41:03,815 --> 00:41:06,193 Uh, there are a couple, but I'm not going to tell you. 720 00:41:06,277 --> 00:41:08,279 All people ever remember are the bad ones. 721 00:41:08,362 --> 00:41:09,696 I'm in prison, Cal. 722 00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:11,615 I've got some pretty thick skin these days. 723 00:41:11,698 --> 00:41:13,575 People think the packaging could be better. 724 00:41:13,659 --> 00:41:14,994 That's bullshit. 725 00:41:16,953 --> 00:41:19,831 I mean, you try packaging things with stolen kitchen supplies. 726 00:41:19,915 --> 00:41:20,916 I know. 727 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,877 But maybe they're right. 728 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,213 Maybe you should repackage them when you get them, 729 00:41:26,297 --> 00:41:28,507 and then you can ship them. 730 00:41:28,590 --> 00:41:31,135 Oh, man, I feel awful that they look bad. 731 00:41:31,218 --> 00:41:32,594 Anyways, moving on, 732 00:41:32,678 --> 00:41:36,557 people are already asking for some very weird stuff... 733 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,935 - Huh. - Like murder panties. 734 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:41,978 Now, I assume that is when the murderers wear them 735 00:41:42,063 --> 00:41:43,480 and not the victims. 736 00:41:43,564 --> 00:41:47,193 One guy really wants Samoan girls with really big feet. 737 00:41:47,276 --> 00:41:49,403 - I don't know any Samoan girls. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 738 00:41:49,486 --> 00:41:50,654 They don't have to know that. 739 00:41:50,737 --> 00:41:52,906 You can be anyone that you say you are, 740 00:41:52,989 --> 00:41:53,990 but you gotta be careful. 741 00:41:54,075 --> 00:41:56,535 You can't go saying that you're some black lady serial killer 742 00:41:56,618 --> 00:41:58,370 who specializes in killing bald men 743 00:41:58,454 --> 00:42:00,872 with blows from a poison-tipped sai kata, 744 00:42:00,956 --> 00:42:04,960 and then the customer finds a blond pube in there. Uh-uh. 745 00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:07,003 You gotta maintain the fantasy. 746 00:42:07,088 --> 00:42:08,922 Good point. 747 00:42:09,005 --> 00:42:10,924 You frighten me, but... 748 00:42:11,842 --> 00:42:13,219 good point. 749 00:42:13,969 --> 00:42:17,013 Did your mom let you have it? I sure hope so. 750 00:42:17,098 --> 00:42:18,349 I'm grounded for two months. 751 00:42:18,432 --> 00:42:21,185 Well, you deserve it... but you're still my little boy. 752 00:42:21,268 --> 00:42:22,394 Whatever. 753 00:42:22,478 --> 00:42:24,771 It was worth it to teach that little bitch Laronne a lesson. 754 00:42:24,855 --> 00:42:27,149 What lesson? What did he do to you? 755 00:42:27,233 --> 00:42:30,694 - Looking at me funny. - What do you mean "funny"? 756 00:42:30,777 --> 00:42:34,490 Probably fagging out on me. I had to school that shit-stabber. 757 00:42:34,573 --> 00:42:37,993 Baby, don't play tough... and watch your mouth. 758 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:40,121 I know you only did it to impress that Benny. 759 00:42:40,204 --> 00:42:43,039 Benny? Benny ran away like a little wuss. 760 00:42:43,124 --> 00:42:44,666 He did? 761 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:46,960 I should stomp his bitch ass next. 762 00:42:47,043 --> 00:42:49,213 I don't know who's the bigger pussy, him or Laronne. 763 00:42:53,384 --> 00:42:55,677 Come on, guys, look at the pretty colors. 764 00:42:56,887 --> 00:42:59,515 - You're that one. - Which one? 765 00:42:59,598 --> 00:43:02,684 That Downsy one that keeps missing all the crumbs. 766 00:43:02,768 --> 00:43:04,395 Oh, yeah? Well, you're the brown one over there 767 00:43:04,478 --> 00:43:06,563 that keeps swimming around in circles. 768 00:43:06,647 --> 00:43:10,401 I'm not a stupid brown duck. I'm a hot green duck. 769 00:43:10,484 --> 00:43:13,862 The green ducks are males, dummy. You wanna be a man duck? 770 00:43:13,945 --> 00:43:16,407 It's a man's world. 771 00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:18,659 Name like Doggett, maybe you're not a duck. 772 00:43:18,742 --> 00:43:20,076 You're a dog. 773 00:43:20,161 --> 00:43:23,122 Well, I can swim good. I can fetch even better. 774 00:43:23,205 --> 00:43:24,415 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 775 00:43:24,498 --> 00:43:25,499 Let's see about that. 776 00:43:25,582 --> 00:43:28,001 - What? - Fetch! 777 00:43:28,084 --> 00:43:30,045 Fetch, Doggett, fetch. 778 00:43:34,216 --> 00:43:35,801 Good girl. 779 00:43:37,928 --> 00:43:40,347 Good Doggett. 780 00:43:41,932 --> 00:43:43,684 Fetch with your mouth this time. 781 00:43:48,439 --> 00:43:50,607 - Go on. - Okay. 782 00:43:50,691 --> 00:43:52,108 Fetch. 783 00:43:58,490 --> 00:43:59,950 What's the matter, girl? 784 00:44:00,033 --> 00:44:02,118 It's all wet here and muddy. 785 00:44:02,203 --> 00:44:03,287 Uh-uh-uh. 786 00:44:03,370 --> 00:44:06,707 Sorry, I only understand dog talk. 787 00:44:06,790 --> 00:44:09,000 You're a dog playing fetch with a dog? 788 00:44:09,084 --> 00:44:11,170 That doesn't make any sense. 789 00:44:11,253 --> 00:44:13,839 I said, "Fetch," inmate! 790 00:44:23,139 --> 00:44:24,140 Good girl. 791 00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:27,811 Good Doggett. 792 00:44:37,195 --> 00:44:38,364 Hey! 793 00:44:44,077 --> 00:44:46,413 It's okay. There's no one around. 794 00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:52,503 Fuck, I like you so much. 795 00:44:52,586 --> 00:44:53,670 Okay. 796 00:44:53,754 --> 00:44:58,842 I... like... you... so... much. 797 00:44:58,925 --> 00:44:59,926 Okay. 798 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:03,347 Right. 799 00:45:05,474 --> 00:45:07,142 Boundaries. 800 00:45:12,939 --> 00:45:14,275 I know it sounds rough, 801 00:45:14,358 --> 00:45:17,110 but sometimes you gotta cut people loose. 802 00:45:18,487 --> 00:45:20,364 Sometimes people don't belong, 803 00:45:20,447 --> 00:45:23,325 and the most important thing is the unity of the group. 804 00:45:24,701 --> 00:45:28,872 Yeah, I told her there was a place for her and you wanted her back, but... 805 00:45:30,081 --> 00:45:32,250 she didn't seem into it. 806 00:45:35,128 --> 00:45:36,463 It's like you always say... 807 00:45:39,675 --> 00:45:42,844 Sometimes the kindest thing is to let people go. 808 00:46:53,415 --> 00:46:56,877 So, is that, like, a... Chinese thing, or... 809 00:47:13,602 --> 00:47:14,728 You want this book? 810 00:47:14,811 --> 00:47:17,063 I don't cook Italian much, but what this woman does with butter... 811 00:47:17,147 --> 00:47:19,816 What'll I use it for, a doorstop? 812 00:47:23,737 --> 00:47:27,157 Hey, pity party... you need to let this shit go. 813 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,951 You're right, the food tastes like crap, 814 00:47:30,035 --> 00:47:33,288 and I get 1,000 different visions of hell when I put it in my mouth, 815 00:47:33,371 --> 00:47:34,748 but your face is not one of them. 816 00:47:34,831 --> 00:47:37,751 We get it, you didn't cook it. 817 00:47:37,834 --> 00:47:38,835 Stop apologizing. 818 00:47:38,919 --> 00:47:41,630 The more you apologize... the worse it tastes. 819 00:47:42,798 --> 00:47:46,802 You gotta move... the fuck... on. 820 00:47:51,222 --> 00:47:52,891 Thanks. 821 00:47:52,974 --> 00:47:54,476 I needed that. 822 00:48:05,236 --> 00:48:07,238 Can I help you? 823 00:48:09,324 --> 00:48:11,993 No... never mind. 824 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,302 Holy shit! 825 00:49:12,095 --> 00:49:13,930 - This is major. - Right? 826 00:49:14,598 --> 00:49:18,894 I mean, there was one bad review, but it's... not like I care. 827 00:49:18,977 --> 00:49:21,396 Although, they were... kind of right. 828 00:49:22,022 --> 00:49:25,150 Say you expand to 16 panty girls 829 00:49:25,233 --> 00:49:27,402 and you go down to two days per pair of panties, 830 00:49:27,485 --> 00:49:29,237 that's 48 pairs of panties per week. 831 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,782 Times that by $75 each, 832 00:49:31,865 --> 00:49:35,619 and you have a gross amount... of... 833 00:49:35,702 --> 00:49:36,703 Holy fuck! 834 00:49:36,787 --> 00:49:37,954 What? 835 00:49:38,038 --> 00:49:40,081 $3,600 a week. 836 00:49:40,957 --> 00:49:41,958 Wow. 837 00:49:42,959 --> 00:49:44,044 But two days per panty, 838 00:49:44,127 --> 00:49:46,462 wouldn't that be more than three pairs per week? 839 00:49:46,547 --> 00:49:49,966 Yeah, but you should give them a day off... 840 00:49:51,301 --> 00:49:53,469 - for the Sabbath. - Oh. 841 00:49:53,554 --> 00:49:56,347 Look at you. You're a good Christian girl. 842 00:49:56,431 --> 00:49:58,850 - Actually, I'm Buddhist. - Of course you are. 843 00:49:59,935 --> 00:50:02,270 Maybe they'll give you a special Buddha meal. 844 00:50:02,353 --> 00:50:03,354 Ew, no, they're gross. 845 00:50:03,438 --> 00:50:05,649 It's some sort of gluten shit instead of meat. 846 00:50:05,732 --> 00:50:08,443 But now that they're cracking down on the fake Jews, 847 00:50:08,526 --> 00:50:10,153 I'm thinking of going halal. 848 00:50:12,197 --> 00:50:14,449 You really know how to work a system. 849 00:50:14,532 --> 00:50:16,577 I'm a hard worker. 850 00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:18,494 Mmm. 851 00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:22,958 So, what did Alex say when you told her the good news? 852 00:50:23,041 --> 00:50:24,835 Oh, but I haven't told her. 853 00:50:24,918 --> 00:50:27,462 She's been busy. 854 00:50:27,545 --> 00:50:29,673 And by "busy," I mean psychologically unstable. 855 00:50:30,465 --> 00:50:33,802 And by "psychologically unstable," I mean annoying. 856 00:50:34,845 --> 00:50:37,889 Well... I'm honored that you told me first. 857 00:50:37,973 --> 00:50:40,558 - Sixteen girls. - Mmm-hmm. 858 00:50:41,643 --> 00:50:43,895 I have to make sure we find girls we can trust. 859 00:50:43,979 --> 00:50:45,814 Yeah. 860 00:50:45,897 --> 00:50:49,901 Girls that we know will be into it. 861 00:50:49,985 --> 00:50:52,779 - "It" being panties? - Yeah. 862 00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,450 - That won't be hard. - It won't? 863 00:50:57,533 --> 00:50:59,620 No, it's like, um... 864 00:50:59,703 --> 00:51:02,998 it's like sussing out whether somebody's into you or not. 865 00:51:03,081 --> 00:51:06,459 When you know it, you know it... you know? 866 00:51:07,002 --> 00:51:09,254 On the other hand, sometimes you can... 867 00:51:11,131 --> 00:51:13,049 suspect... 868 00:51:13,133 --> 00:51:18,346 but you're not... totally sure-sure. 869 00:51:18,429 --> 00:51:22,433 And so, you're left... sitting in that expectation... 870 00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:27,814 waiting for someone to... break the suspense. 871 00:51:39,534 --> 00:51:42,620 Did that clear things up? 872 00:51:45,373 --> 00:51:46,374 No. 873 00:51:48,334 --> 00:51:51,212 In fact, that just made everything a lot more fucking confusing. 874 00:51:52,088 --> 00:51:53,757 Uh... 875 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,175 Sorry. 876 00:51:55,258 --> 00:51:56,885 It's not your fault. 877 00:51:59,429 --> 00:52:00,931 Yeah, it is. 878 00:52:01,014 --> 00:52:03,141 Okay, yeah. 879 00:52:04,392 --> 00:52:06,144 Yeah, it kind of is.