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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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All right. Where's your father?
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Are we getting a sub?
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I don't want a sub. You
never know where they've been.
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Will you calm down? He's one
minute late. Stop overreacting.
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What if he never shows up?
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What if I never learn anything else?
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I'm going down, sir!
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Oh, he's not even here.
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We lost Farkle.
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A little help, Maya?
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Matthews is out, Farkle
is down, it's Maya time.
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Farkle's fixed. No Maya time.
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You may proceed.
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During Maya time, we open
the confiscation drawer
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and take back all the stuff from
the land of unfairly taken toys.
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(Scoffs) Maya! I don't
think anybody really wants...
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(All cheering)
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All right, whose is this?
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What'd I miss?
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Maya! He is going to walk in and catch you
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and you're going to be in trouble and
I am here to keep you out of trouble,
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and I will have failed.
Do you want me to fail?
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Do you want me to show you how to have fun?
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Behaving is fun.
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- Come here!
- I really don't want to.
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You come here right now. Ring power!
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When we say "ring power"
you have to. It's a rule.
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Tell me this isn't fun.
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(Laughing)
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Yeah, that seems like fun,
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but now you did it, so I don't get
to do it, so are we sitting down now?
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- Of course there's another one!
- Do it.
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There is nothing in this
world that can make me do it.
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Ring power.
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What'd I miss?
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(Yelling)
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(Students quiet down)
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When did you guys decide
there are no rules in here?
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When did my generosity in
allowing you to express yourselves
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make you think you could
turn my class into a zoo?
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Both: I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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All: I'm sorry.
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Lucas. Why are you the only one
here that didn't say I'm sorry?
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Because I never do anything.
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No. Because you respect the rules.
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Because you know without them,
civilization becomes chaos.
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The rest of you are gonna spend
the afternoon thinking about that,
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with the exception of Lucas the good.
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Oh, boy! Is that gonna stick?
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I'm already making t-shirts.
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You put me in a real
bad position here, sir.
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I gotta do something.
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You can fight this, Lucas.
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No, I can't, sir. Everyone's looking.
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Okay. Do what you gotta do.
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(Cell phone bleeps)
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- Detention.
- Oh, thank you, sir.
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- Feel better, huckleberry?
- I'm just like you now.
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Yeah, we're exactly the same.
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Yeah, you're all the same.
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Detention, all of you!
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What do you want?
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I'm going to be home late today, daddy.
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I know, honey.
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(Theme music playing)
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♪ I've been waiting ♪
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♪ for a day ♪
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♪ like this to come ♪
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♪ struck like lightning ♪
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♪ my heart's beating like a drum ♪
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♪ on the edge ♪
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♪ of something wonderful ♪
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♪ face to face with changes ♪
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♪ what's it all about? ♪
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♪ Life is crazy ♪
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♪ but I know ♪
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♪ I can work it out ♪
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♪ 'cause I got you ♪
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♪ to live it with me ♪
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♪ I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world ♪
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♪ light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn ♪
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♪ I'm singing
"go-o-o" ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world ♪
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I've always allowed you to bend the rules.
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But the best of students know
just how far they can push
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before those rules are broken.
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Today you are not the best of students.
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But you know we're good people
most of the time, don't you, daddy?
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Daddy? You're my daddy.
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Why do we need rules at all?
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You think you could make
it in a world without rules?
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I think I could do fine in any world.
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The rest of you believe that?
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Okay. Well, guess what, guys. School's out.
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You've got the whole place to yourselves.
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No rules.
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One hour to behave however you want.
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Let's see what becomes of you.
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Well, I think we'll be perfectly
behaved ladies and gentlemen.
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And I think within one minute
you'll be eating each other.
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- Where are you going?
- I'm locking you in.
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The best punishment I can give
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is to force you to spend
some time with yourselves.
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I'll see you in an hour.
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Whoever's left.
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I can't believe it. He locked us in.
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That's fine. I don't have a problem with
that. I'm not claustrophobic or anything.
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We're trapped. (Gasping) I can't breathe.
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There's more carbon dioxide than oxygen!
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The ratio is all wrong!
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Okay. Farkle gotsta go.
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I gotsta?
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Stop. This is exactly what my father wants.
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He wants us to panic and fall apart.
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We have to show him that
we can get through this
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without turning into
a pack of wild animals.
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I'm hungry.
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What do you mean by that?
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Nothing. I'm just really hungry.
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Because we're best friends.
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Yeah, you know what else?
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I don't think I've ever been this hungry.
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I feel ya, ranger Rick.
I'm kinda hungry, too.
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And it's not like a regular
kind of hungry, right?
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No. No. This one's deep.
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It must be attended to.
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Oh, guys, can we just
show a little discipline?
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I mean, how much more time in
here could we possibly have?
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You know, I could eat, too.
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What? What are you looking at?
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Guys! What are you seeing right now?
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Stop talking, chicken.
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All right, come on! Let's
prove my father wrong.
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Let's form our own perfect society.
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Rileytown is a land of
goodness and rainbows
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where everybody folds
their hands nicely like so.
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Who wants to live in Rileytown?
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Nobody wants Rileytown! It's too lollipop!
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You're lollipop!
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Sister, I'm a lot of
things, but I ain't lollipop.
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Rileytown has order, structure
and our hands folded like so!
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What do you got?
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I got Mayaville! No rules, no laws,
no hand folding and nobody says no!
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No.
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You got chaos is what you got!
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I got order, you got chaos!
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You got lollipop, I got whoo!
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Okay, detention may be
bringing out the worst in us,
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but at least we're making the time pass.
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Eat Riley!
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Okay. But no biting.
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(Knock on door)
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Oh, yay, it's you.
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Go easy on me, Topy. I'm vulnerable today.
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Ava? What happened?
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What happened?
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Emma Weathersbee happened!
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She's makin' inroads, man!
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Auggie!
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(Scoffs) Ava, whatever's going on, it's
not worth shoving your face in the cake.
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Dude, why would I do that?
This face takes hours.
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- Join me?
- No, I couldn't possibly...
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Oh! There's actually not gonna be
any left, is there? Okay, shove over.
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Emma Weathersbee does this thing
I can't even begin to compete with.
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What does she do?
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(Screaming) Oh, it's all just so obvious
and your dopey son is falling for it.
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Okay, what does Emma do?
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She's nice. She's polite. She
says "please" and "thank you"
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and "may I" and... (Screaming)
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I don't want to live in this kind of world!
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(Scoffs) Okay, Ava, what do
you want me to do for you?
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Could you make me likable?
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Honey, I don't see how.
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(Sobbing) Topanga, I
know how I come across.
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But I also know that if
you just give me a chance,
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deep down inside me, there may
be a beautiful, shining soul.
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Oh, honey!
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(Loudly) How was that?
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Oh, you just want me to
help you be fake nice?
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I ain't lookin' for miracles.
I just want your kid back.
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Here's what I know, deep down inside
you, in your beautiful, shining soul,
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you actually see the good in me.
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Aw, honey.
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How was that?
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Why are you guys over there?
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Why can't we just be one happy society
that runs the way I think it should?
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Because you want us all to be you.
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We're not all you, Riley.
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I mean, you know the reason I've
never been able to choose between you?
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Because if it was you all the
time, life would be like...
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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Both: ♪ la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la ♪
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And if it was you all the
time, life would be like...
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(Growling)
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Descensus in cuniculi cavum!
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(Screaming)
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(Snarling)
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I need to be both of you guys.
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But who are you going to
be with right now, Farkle?
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Before you answer that, you may want to
consider a little thing I call... this.
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He forgot to lock the back door?
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Maya, we're in detention. You can't leave.
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Hey. School's out. He said
we got the place to ourselves.
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He said to make our own rules.
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Rule number one: See you around, suckers.
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Farkle?
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Hey. What part of "descensus in
cuniculi cavum" do you not understand?
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All of it.
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It means we drop down
into the rabbit hole, man.
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- Lucas?
- I never do anything, Riley.
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(Excitedly) Yeah!
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Okay. We don't need them. We can
just be in here, hands folded like so.
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So, what do you guys want to talk about?
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Oh, that's right. You
guys don't talk, do you?
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Well, the first rule of Rileytown is
that everybody in here gets to talk.
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You there. What do you have to say?
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Hi. My name is Dave.
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I like corn chips and I'm sorry
I didn't go with the other group.
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(Angrily) Dave!
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I mean, don't get us wrong. We
really respect you and everything.
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- You do?
- We always have.
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You're one of the good ones
and we'd follow you anywhere.
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Thank you.
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It's just that without the others,
we're kinda bored out of our minds.
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(Angrily) Dave!
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We're safe and sound and
not getting into trouble.
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Yeah, but the problem with that
is, all the good kids are in here.
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We just know that they're
having a lot more fun out there.
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What're you doing in here?
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They're having a lot more fun out there.
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We're in detention, janitor harley.
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How 'bout that. Little
zippy crossed the line.
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Maya influenced me.
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I've noticed that over the years.
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You do realize the back door is
wide open don't you, little zippy?
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We're aware.
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And yet this group stays in here, while the
other group is rampaging down the hallway.
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Well, what do you make of that?
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I'm sure we'll find out. This lesson
has your father written all over it.
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You're supposed to lock the front door.
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Actually, I'm not.
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00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:43,097
It's time to find out what
Maya is up to. Goodbye.
249
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:45,881
Maya will be fine.
250
00:12:45,912 --> 00:12:48,269
Lucas and Farkle won't
let her get into trouble.
251
00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:51,139
- She's stronger than them.
- She's better when you're with her.
252
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:56,644
Oh, please. 14 years of good influence
can't possibly come apart in...
253
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,616
(Screaming and ululating)
254
00:13:09,678 --> 00:13:11,959
Okay, well, this is less fun
when there's no one to chase.
255
00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:13,995
Everybody else is in detention.
256
00:13:13,997 --> 00:13:15,963
I'm finally cool and nobody notices.
257
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,632
Okay. Okay. Watch this.
258
00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:31,078
Huh! Also, ow!
259
00:13:32,014 --> 00:13:34,115
Maya...
260
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,150
If there's no good kids
out here noticing us,
261
00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:37,084
then, what's the point?
262
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,712
You questioning my leadership, hop-along?
263
00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:42,657
Okay, these names you're calling
me are killing my street cred.
264
00:13:42,659 --> 00:13:45,092
Aw! And what would you like me to call you?
265
00:13:45,094 --> 00:13:46,561
I'd like you to call me "mad dog."
266
00:13:46,563 --> 00:13:49,096
You don't seem like a mad dog to me.
267
00:13:49,098 --> 00:13:51,098
What do I seem like to you?
268
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,300
You know that lamb that Mary had?
269
00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:54,035
I don't like the way that this is going.
270
00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:57,672
I think what mad dog is saying
is what good is being bad
271
00:13:57,674 --> 00:13:59,807
if there's no other kind of people around?
272
00:14:01,476 --> 00:14:03,177
(Menacingly) I'm Batman.
273
00:14:04,146 --> 00:14:05,413
(Wheels squealing)
274
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,017
Who's that?
275
00:14:12,254 --> 00:14:15,122
I agree with mad dog and Batman.
276
00:14:15,124 --> 00:14:18,159
For me, it was very important
for us to be amongst the good.
277
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:18,955
Why?
278
00:14:18,986 --> 00:14:22,129
Because even bad kids have good parts.
279
00:14:22,131 --> 00:14:25,733
But without the good kids, you
may never find out what they are.
280
00:14:25,735 --> 00:14:28,135
You told us you were one of the
bad kids when you were younger.
281
00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:32,106
Well, you know, I used to intimidate
people. Make 'em see things my way.
282
00:14:32,108 --> 00:14:34,141
- Did they?
- For a while.
283
00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:36,677
- Then what happened?
- I met a good kid.
284
00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:38,679
But you seem like such a nice guy.
285
00:14:38,681 --> 00:14:41,148
It's hard for me to believe
you ever intimidated anything.
286
00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:42,049
Oh, yeah?
287
00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:05,373
Okay. Maybe he's right.
288
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,574
Maybe we need a good kid around.
289
00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,075
To find the good in us.
290
00:15:09,244 --> 00:15:11,445
Yeah. Let's go steal one.
291
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,484
Duck.
292
00:15:16,486 --> 00:15:18,219
Duck.
293
00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:20,187
Duck.
294
00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:24,225
She's actually too nice
to make someone the goose.
295
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,594
Without Maya around, she's
actually getting worse.
296
00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:27,628
Duck.
297
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,864
(Screaming and ululating)
298
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:30,765
Hi.
299
00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:33,267
Wait!
300
00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:36,470
Duck!
301
00:15:37,739 --> 00:15:38,739
Okay!
302
00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:40,808
(Continue ululating)
303
00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:49,517
Why are you guys lookin' at me like that?
304
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:52,486
- Help us.
- Make us more like you.
305
00:16:00,429 --> 00:16:02,129
Okay.
306
00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:03,371
You guys want to have some fun?
307
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,406
(Screaming and ululating)
308
00:16:22,918 --> 00:16:25,419
Everybody clean off your
faces, you look ridiculous.
309
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:28,723
Lucas,
310
00:16:30,225 --> 00:16:31,292
I'll get you.
311
00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:34,362
Thank you.
312
00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:36,664
You know, they call me "mad dog".
313
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,798
Of course they do.
314
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,174
Would you call me "mad dog"?
315
00:16:40,205 --> 00:16:42,837
Would you call me
"princess dancing sunshine"?
316
00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:44,171
No, I would not.
317
00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:45,339
Well, there you go.
318
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,181
I'm home!
319
00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:56,817
(Groans) What a day!
320
00:16:58,954 --> 00:17:01,355
(Sweetly) We all have bad days, August.
321
00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:04,392
Please. I'm sure you did your best.
322
00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:06,260
Thank you. May I?
323
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:08,896
What the...
324
00:17:09,798 --> 00:17:11,632
I told you I didn't think I could do this.
325
00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:13,334
What did you do to her?
326
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,202
Honey, she asked me to!
327
00:17:15,204 --> 00:17:21,642
(Softly) I would change myself
completely if it meant not losing you
328
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:24,412
to miss Emma Weathersbee.
329
00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:26,580
Ava. You're not Emma.
330
00:17:26,582 --> 00:17:29,483
Be Ava. I don't want two Emmas.
331
00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:31,485
I can't stand being polite all day.
332
00:17:31,487 --> 00:17:33,220
- You can't?
- No.
333
00:17:33,222 --> 00:17:35,289
It makes me want to
draw with a black crayon.
334
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:36,690
You want two Avas?
335
00:17:36,692 --> 00:17:37,758
Both: No!
336
00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,228
"Please" and "thank you" are all right,
337
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:44,365
but sometimes a guy's gotta
hear "give me" and "I want!"
338
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:48,669
Well, I want to take off this stupid hat!
And I want to take off this stupid dress!
339
00:17:48,671 --> 00:17:51,405
And I want cheese! Give me!
340
00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:53,007
Ava, we're having tea right now.
341
00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:54,708
Let me tell you what
I think about tea...
342
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,544
No! I will get you some cheese.
343
00:17:58,413 --> 00:17:59,547
Topanga...
344
00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:01,816
- Yes?
- Thank you.
345
00:18:03,018 --> 00:18:05,252
Wow, Ava.
346
00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:11,325
You know, inside of there, there
really is a sweet little girl after all.
347
00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:15,930
Aw, Topy... (Loudly) How was that?
348
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:18,532
(Sighs) Pretty good.
349
00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:26,707
(Chanting)
350
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:37,312
You have fun?
351
00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:39,954
I did. It was quite enjoyable. And you?
352
00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:42,756
Someone had the idea to put me in a bag.
353
00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:45,359
- Did you hear about that?
- Really?
354
00:18:45,361 --> 00:18:47,461
Well, you know, there's
some bad kids out there.
355
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:50,831
Okay, guys. Detention over.
356
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,466
- Dad.
- Yeah?
357
00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:55,302
Remember how you told us
that people change people?
358
00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:56,378
Secret of life.
359
00:18:56,409 --> 00:19:00,674
Well, when you're not with those people,
how do you keep from changing back?
360
00:19:00,676 --> 00:19:01,909
You went a little wild, did you?
361
00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:03,911
Whatever I got is strong in me, Matthews.
362
00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:08,382
Yeah, me, too, but the other way.
363
00:19:08,384 --> 00:19:10,518
- Harley!
- Right here.
364
00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:14,822
- You watched them?
- Like a hawk.
365
00:19:15,924 --> 00:19:16,991
- Wait!
- You're with him?
366
00:19:16,993 --> 00:19:19,059
Yeah. He's my good kid.
367
00:19:19,995 --> 00:19:21,395
What do you got?
368
00:19:21,397 --> 00:19:24,331
Everyone went nuts, except for zippy.
369
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,699
Why didn't you go nuts, zippy?
370
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,114
I was without Maya.
371
00:19:28,145 --> 00:19:32,506
Without Maya, I don't think
I'd ever unfold my hands.
372
00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:34,441
What about this one here?
373
00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:35,809
Maya was the ringleader.
374
00:19:35,811 --> 00:19:37,611
Maya was the first one out the door.
375
00:19:37,613 --> 00:19:39,880
I was without Riley.
376
00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:42,116
Without Riley, I may never come back.
377
00:19:42,118 --> 00:19:43,951
Okay.
378
00:19:43,953 --> 00:19:46,754
Well, detention over, guys.
Everyone out. Except Maya.
379
00:19:48,023 --> 00:19:49,456
- Dad...
- Everyone out.
380
00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:57,965
So, you were like me. What changed you?
381
00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:01,769
Well, it turns out there
is always two doors.
382
00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:03,003
He showed me the other one.
383
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,141
It's good to know there's
someone like that around.
384
00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:14,982
Okay, so... How long did it take
for you to go full-blown Maya?
385
00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:15,598
Five minutes.
386
00:20:15,629 --> 00:20:18,082
Five minutes. That's four
minutes better than last time.
387
00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:20,621
So, you weren't there this morning?
388
00:20:20,623 --> 00:20:22,656
Yeah, the subway was late or something...
389
00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:23,552
Or something.
390
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:27,127
You know, Maya, it's a good thing to know,
I don't always have to be in this room
391
00:20:27,129 --> 00:20:28,169
to give my students a test.
392
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,629
And it's a good thing we got people who
check up on us every once in a while.
393
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,401
Yeah.
394
00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:36,570
Okay. So, what's next?
395
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:39,607
I sit here another hour.
396
00:20:39,609 --> 00:20:43,477
Maya, whatever you end up deciding to be,
397
00:20:43,479 --> 00:20:47,414
the best thing I can teach you right now is
that there are consequences to our actions.
398
00:20:48,717 --> 00:20:50,150
The rules are there to help us.
399
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:52,453
I'll try harder next time.
400
00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:53,621
I know.
401
00:20:58,493 --> 00:21:00,561
- Hey, Matthews.
- Yeah?
402
00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:03,998
Next time I'm gonna put some
war paint on Riley's face.
403
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,067
Yeah. I'm sure she's counting on it.
404
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:29,623
Riley!
405
00:21:30,759 --> 00:21:31,825
Right here.
406
00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:43,937
Thanks for coming over, Ava.
407
00:21:43,939 --> 00:21:45,506
I had a real good time.
408
00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:46,874
Me too, Auggie.
409
00:21:46,876 --> 00:21:50,511
Tomorrow, I want to talk about me more
410
00:21:50,513 --> 00:21:54,114
and I want to watch my TV shows
and I want to talk about me more.
411
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:56,550
Sounds good. See you tomorrow.
412
00:21:56,552 --> 00:21:58,752
- Topanga!
- Yes!
413
00:21:58,754 --> 00:21:59,310
Throw me out!
414
00:21:59,341 --> 00:22:01,322
(Gasps) I had the same idea.
415
00:22:01,324 --> 00:22:03,824
Both: Whee!
416
00:22:06,628 --> 00:22:09,163
- Thank you!
- My pleasure.
417
00:22:09,165 --> 00:22:12,499
I never thought I'd say this, but
she is really starting to grow on me.
418
00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:17,271
Really? Because I decided that
if you still didn't like her
419
00:22:17,273 --> 00:22:19,573
I was never going to see her again,
420
00:22:19,575 --> 00:22:23,811
because your happiness is more
important than anything to me.
421
00:22:23,813 --> 00:22:26,747
Aw, honey... How was that?