1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,611 All right. Where's your father? 3 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,348 Are we getting a sub? 4 00:00:13,379 --> 00:00:15,499 I don't want a sub. You never know where they've been. 5 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:20,185 Will you calm down? He's one minute late. Stop overreacting. 6 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,487 What if he never shows up? 7 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:23,355 What if I never learn anything else? 8 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:25,791 I'm going down, sir! 9 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:26,859 Oh, he's not even here. 10 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,195 We lost Farkle. 11 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,630 A little help, Maya? 12 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,533 Matthews is out, Farkle is down, it's Maya time. 13 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,836 Farkle's fixed. No Maya time. 14 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:38,788 You may proceed. 15 00:00:38,819 --> 00:00:42,408 During Maya time, we open the confiscation drawer 16 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:45,244 and take back all the stuff from the land of unfairly taken toys. 17 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,713 Maya! I don't think anybody really wants... 18 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,718 All right, whose is this? 19 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,353 What'd I miss? 20 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,824 Maya! He is going to walk in and catch you 21 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:01,727 and you're going to be in trouble and I am here to keep you out of trouble, 22 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,962 and I will have failed. Do you want me to fail? 23 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,464 Do you want me to show you how to have fun? 24 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:06,732 Behaving is fun. 25 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,901 - Come here! - I really don't want to. 26 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,769 You come here right now. Ring power! 27 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,872 When we say "ring power" you have to. It's a rule. 28 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,541 Tell me this isn't fun. 29 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:20,779 Yeah, that seems like fun, 30 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:25,250 but now you did it, so I don't get to do it, so are we sitting down now? 31 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,953 - Of course there's another one! - Do it. 32 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,988 There is nothing in this world that can make me do it. 33 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,023 Ring power. 34 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:32,291 What'd I miss? 35 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:45,938 When did you guys decide there are no rules in here? 36 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:50,943 When did my generosity in allowing you to express yourselves 37 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:54,279 make you think you could turn my class into a zoo? 38 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,280 I'm sorry. 39 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,382 I'm sorry. 40 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,052 I'm sorry. 41 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:04,056 Lucas. Why are you the only one here that didn't say I'm sorry? 42 00:02:04,058 --> 00:02:06,325 Because I never do anything. 43 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,727 No. Because you respect the rules. 44 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,997 Because you know without them, civilization becomes chaos. 45 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,435 The rest of you are gonna spend the afternoon thinking about that, 46 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,604 with the exception of Lucas the good. 47 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,306 Oh, boy! Is that gonna stick? 48 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,741 I'm already making t-shirts. 49 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,645 You put me in a real bad position here, sir. 50 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:31,917 I gotta do something. 51 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,318 You can fight this, Lucas. 52 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,020 No, I can't, sir. Everyone's looking. 53 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,322 Okay. Do what you gotta do. 54 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,332 - Detention. - Oh, thank you, sir. 55 00:02:50,464 --> 00:02:52,504 - Feel better, huckleberry? - I'm just like you now. 56 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,805 Yeah, we're exactly the same. 57 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,576 Yeah, you're all the same. 58 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,777 Detention, all of you! 59 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:00,908 What do you want? 60 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:03,749 I'm going to be home late today, daddy. 61 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,350 I know, honey. 62 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,478 I've always allowed you to bend the rules. 63 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,114 But the best of students know just how far they can push 64 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,550 before those rules are broken. 65 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,952 Today you are not the best of students. 66 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:17,723 But you know we're good people most of the time, don't you, daddy? 67 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:20,492 Daddy? You're my daddy. 68 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:22,882 Why do we need rules at all? 69 00:04:22,909 --> 00:04:25,430 You think you could make it in a world without rules? 70 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,099 I think I could do fine in any world. 71 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,261 The rest of you believe that? 72 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:33,572 Okay. Well, guess what, guys. School's out. 73 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,507 You've got the whole place to yourselves. 74 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,643 No rules. 75 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:40,812 One hour to behave however you want. 76 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,330 Let's see what becomes of you. 77 00:04:42,361 --> 00:04:45,817 Well, I think we'll be perfectly behaved ladies and gentlemen. 78 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,887 And I think within one minute you'll be eating each other. 79 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,525 - Where are you going? - I'm locking you in. 80 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,627 The best punishment I can give 81 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,196 is to force you to spend some time with yourselves. 82 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,198 I'll see you in an hour. 83 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,633 Whoever's left. 84 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,741 I can't believe it. He locked us in. 85 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:13,645 That's fine. I don't have a problem with that. I'm not claustrophobic or anything. 86 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:18,750 We're trapped. I can't breathe. 87 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,053 There's more carbon dioxide than oxygen! 88 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:22,187 The ratio is all wrong! 89 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,889 Okay. Farkle gotsta go. 90 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:26,725 I gotsta? 91 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,728 Stop. This is exactly what my father wants. 92 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,597 He wants us to panic and fall apart. 93 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,833 We have to show him that we can get through this 94 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,569 without turning into a pack of wild animals. 95 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:40,505 I'm hungry. 96 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:42,874 What do you mean by that? 97 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:47,713 Nothing. I'm just really hungry. 98 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:49,848 Because we're best friends. 99 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,250 Yeah, you know what else? 100 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,193 I don't think I've ever been this hungry. 101 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,557 I feel ya, ranger Rick. I'm kinda hungry, too. 102 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,759 And it's not like a regular kind of hungry, right? 103 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,028 No. No. This one's deep. 104 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,696 It must be attended to. 105 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,566 Oh, guys, can we just show a little discipline? 106 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:10,669 I mean, how much more time in here could we possibly have? 107 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,208 You know, I could eat, too. 108 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,012 What? What are you looking at? 109 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,282 Guys! What are you seeing right now? 110 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,617 Stop talking, chicken. 111 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:31,123 All right, come on! Let's prove my father wrong. 112 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:34,326 Let's form our own perfect society. 113 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:37,629 Rileytown is a land of goodness and rainbows 114 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,998 where everybody folds their hands nicely like so. 115 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,666 Who wants to live in Rileytown? 116 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:44,102 Nobody wants Rileytown! It's too lollipop! 117 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,225 You're lollipop! 118 00:06:45,256 --> 00:06:49,708 Sister, I'm a lot of things, but I ain't lollipop. 119 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:54,713 Rileytown has order, structure and our hands folded like so! 120 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:55,989 What do you got? 121 00:06:56,020 --> 00:07:01,116 I got Mayaville! No rules, no laws, no hand folding and nobody says no! 122 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:03,622 No. 123 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,757 You got chaos is what you got! 124 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,726 I got order, you got chaos! 125 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,928 You got lollipop, I got whoo! 126 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:13,165 Okay, detention may be bringing out the worst in us, 127 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,634 but at least we're making the time pass. 128 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,239 Eat Riley! 129 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,707 Okay. But no biting. 130 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:34,686 Oh, yay, it's you. 131 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,823 Go easy on me, Topy. I'm vulnerable today. 132 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:38,990 Ava? What happened? 133 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,258 What happened? 134 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:43,662 Emma Weathersbee happened! 135 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:47,632 She's makin' inroads, man! 136 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,735 Auggie! 137 00:07:56,709 --> 00:08:00,312 Ava, whatever's going on, it's not worth shoving your face in the cake. 138 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,949 Dude, why would I do that? This face takes hours. 139 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:13,225 - Join me? - No, I couldn't possibly... 140 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:17,829 Oh! There's actually not gonna be any left, is there? Okay, shove over. 141 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,766 Emma Weathersbee does this thing I can't even begin to compete with. 142 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,301 What does she do? 143 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:28,840 Oh, it's all just so obvious and your dopey son is falling for it. 144 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,265 Okay, what does Emma do? 145 00:08:30,296 --> 00:08:34,179 She's nice. She's polite. She says "please" and "thank you" 146 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,883 and "may I" and... 147 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,352 I don't want to live in this kind of world! 148 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,455 Okay, Ava, what do you want me to do for you? 149 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:44,823 Could you make me likable? 150 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,424 Honey, I don't see how. 151 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,795 Topanga, I know how I come across. 152 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:55,767 But I also know that if you just give me a chance, 153 00:08:56,702 --> 00:09:02,007 deep down inside me, there may be a beautiful, shining soul. 154 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:04,242 Oh, honey! 155 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,278 How was that? 156 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,215 Oh, you just want me to help you be fake nice? 157 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,118 I ain't lookin' for miracles. I just want your kid back. 158 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:24,763 Here's what I know, deep down inside you, in your beautiful, shining soul, 159 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:28,800 you actually see the good in me. 160 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,834 Aw, honey. 161 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,970 How was that? 162 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:38,816 Why are you guys over there? 163 00:09:38,847 --> 00:09:43,181 Why can't we just be one happy society that runs the way I think it should? 164 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,950 Because you want us all to be you. 165 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:45,846 We're not all you, Riley. 166 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,887 I mean, you know the reason I've never been able to choose between you? 167 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,130 Because if it was you all the time, life would be like... 168 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,498 And if it was you all the time, life would be like... 169 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:06,471 Descensus in cuniculi cavum! 170 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,215 I need to be both of you guys. 171 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,780 But who are you going to be with right now, Farkle? 172 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:19,884 Before you answer that, you may want to consider a little thing I call... this. 173 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,121 He forgot to lock the back door? 174 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,457 Maya, we're in detention. You can't leave. 175 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,226 Hey. School's out. He said we got the place to ourselves. 176 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,861 He said to make our own rules. 177 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,163 See you around, suckers. 178 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:35,794 Farkle? 179 00:10:35,825 --> 00:10:39,104 Hey. What part of "descensus in cuniculi cavum" do you not understand? 180 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:39,966 All of it. 181 00:10:39,997 --> 00:10:43,438 It means we drop down into the rabbit hole, man. 182 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,382 - Lucas? - I never do anything, Riley. 183 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,921 Yeah! 184 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:12,904 Okay. We don't need them. We can just be in here, hands folded like so. 185 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,341 So, what do you guys want to talk about? 186 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:21,012 Oh, that's right. You guys don't talk, do you? 187 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:26,384 Well, the first rule of Rileytown is that everybody in here gets to talk. 188 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,520 You there. What do you have to say? 189 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,990 Hi. My name is Dave. 190 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,926 I like corn chips and I'm sorry I didn't go with the other group. 191 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,029 Dave! 192 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:40,632 I mean, don't get us wrong. We really respect you and everything. 193 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,600 - You do? - We always have. 194 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,936 You're one of the good ones and we'd follow you anywhere. 195 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:45,658 Thank you. 196 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:48,570 It's just that without the others, we're kinda bored out of our minds. 197 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:50,875 Dave! 198 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:55,480 We're safe and sound and not getting into trouble. 199 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,183 Yeah, but the problem with that is, all the good kids are in here. 200 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,985 We just know that they're having a lot more fun out there. 201 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,389 What're you doing in here? 202 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,391 They're having a lot more fun out there. 203 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,227 We're in detention, janitor harley. 204 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,664 How 'bout that. Little zippy crossed the line. 205 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:13,965 Maya influenced me. 206 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,468 I've noticed that over the years. 207 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,506 You do realize the back door is wide open don't you, little zippy? 208 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,989 We're aware. 209 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:28,943 And yet this group stays in here, while the other group is rampaging down the hallway. 210 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,683 Well, what do you make of that? 211 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:37,055 I'm sure we'll find out. This lesson has your father written all over it. 212 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:40,625 You're supposed to lock the front door. 213 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,228 Actually, I'm not. 214 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,097 It's time to find out what Maya is up to. Goodbye. 215 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:48,881 Maya will be fine. 216 00:12:48,912 --> 00:12:51,269 Lucas and Farkle won't let her get into trouble. 217 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,139 - She's stronger than them. - She's better when you're with her. 218 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:59,644 Oh, please. 14 years of good influence can't possibly come apart in... 219 00:13:12,678 --> 00:13:14,959 Okay, well, this is less fun when there's no one to chase. 220 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,995 Everybody else is in detention. 221 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,963 I'm finally cool and nobody notices. 222 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,632 Okay. Okay. Watch this. 223 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,078 Huh! Also, ow! 224 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,115 Maya... 225 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,150 If there's no good kids out here noticing us, 226 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,084 then, what's the point? 227 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,712 You questioning my leadership, hop-along? 228 00:13:42,743 --> 00:13:45,657 Okay, these names you're calling me are killing my street cred. 229 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,092 Aw! And what would you like me to call you? 230 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,561 I'd like you to call me "mad dog." 231 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,096 You don't seem like a mad dog to me. 232 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,098 What do I seem like to you? 233 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,300 You know that lamb that Mary had? 234 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,035 I don't like the way that this is going. 235 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,672 I think what mad dog is saying is what good is being bad 236 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,807 if there's no other kind of people around? 237 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,177 I'm Batman. 238 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,017 Who's that? 239 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,122 I agree with mad dog and Batman. 240 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,159 For me, it was very important for us to be amongst the good. 241 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:21,955 Why? 242 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,129 Because even bad kids have good parts. 243 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,733 But without the good kids, you may never find out what they are. 244 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,135 You told us you were one of the bad kids when you were younger. 245 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:35,106 Well, you know, I used to intimidate people. Make 'em see things my way. 246 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,141 - Did they? - For a while. 247 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,677 - Then what happened? - I met a good kid. 248 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,679 But you seem like such a nice guy. 249 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,148 It's hard for me to believe you ever intimidated anything. 250 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,049 Oh, yeah? 251 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:08,373 Okay. Maybe he's right. 252 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,574 Maybe we need a good kid around. 253 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,075 To find the good in us. 254 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,445 Yeah. Let's go steal one. 255 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,484 Duck. 256 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,219 Duck. 257 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,187 Duck. 258 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,225 She's actually too nice to make someone the goose. 259 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,594 Without Maya around, she's actually getting worse. 260 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,628 Duck. 261 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:33,765 Hi. 262 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:36,267 Wait! 263 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,470 Duck! 264 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:41,739 Okay! 265 00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:52,517 Why are you guys lookin' at me like that? 266 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,486 - Help us. - Make us more like you. 267 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,129 Okay. 268 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,371 You guys want to have some fun? 269 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,419 Everybody clean off your faces, you look ridiculous. 270 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:31,723 Lucas, 271 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,292 I'll get you. 272 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,362 Thank you. 273 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,664 You know, they call me "mad dog". 274 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,798 Of course they do. 275 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,174 Would you call me "mad dog"? 276 00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:45,837 Would you call me "princess dancing sunshine"? 277 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,171 No, I would not. 278 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,339 Well, there you go. 279 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,181 I'm home! 280 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,817 What a day! 281 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,355 We all have bad days, August. 282 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,392 Please. I'm sure you did your best. 283 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,260 Thank you. May I? 284 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:11,896 What the... 285 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,632 I told you I didn't think I could do this. 286 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,334 What did you do to her? 287 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,202 Honey, she asked me to! 288 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:24,642 I would change myself completely if it meant not losing you 289 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,412 to miss Emma Weathersbee. 290 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,580 Ava. You're not Emma. 291 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,483 Be Ava. I don't want two Emmas. 292 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,485 I can't stand being polite all day. 293 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,220 - You can't? - No. 294 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,289 It makes me want to draw with a black crayon. 295 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,690 You want two Avas? 296 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,758 No! 297 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,228 "Please" and "thank you" are all right, 298 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,365 but sometimes a guy's gotta hear "give me" and "I want!" 299 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:51,669 Well, I want to take off this stupid hat! And I want to take off this stupid dress! 300 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,405 And I want cheese! Give me! 301 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,007 Ava, we're having tea right now. 302 00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:57,708 Let me tell you what I think about tea... 303 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,544 No! I will get you some cheese. 304 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,547 Topanga... 305 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,816 - Yes? - Thank you. 306 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,252 Wow, Ava. 307 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:14,325 You know, inside of there, there really is a sweet little girl after all. 308 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,930 Aw, Topy... How was that? 309 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,532 Pretty good. 310 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:40,312 You have fun? 311 00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:42,954 I did. It was quite enjoyable. And you? 312 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,756 Someone had the idea to put me in a bag. 313 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,359 - Did you hear about that? - Really? 314 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,461 Well, you know, there's some bad kids out there. 315 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,831 Okay, guys. Detention over. 316 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,466 - Dad. - Yeah? 317 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,302 Remember how you told us that people change people? 318 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,378 Secret of life. 319 00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:03,674 Well, when you're not with those people, how do you keep from changing back? 320 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:04,909 You went a little wild, did you? 321 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,911 Whatever I got is strong in me, Matthews. 322 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:11,382 Yeah, me, too, but the other way. 323 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,518 - Harley! - Right here. 324 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,822 - You watched them? - Like a hawk. 325 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:19,991 - Wait! - You're with him? 326 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,059 Yeah. He's my good kid. 327 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,395 What do you got? 328 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,331 Everyone went nuts, except for zippy. 329 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,699 Why didn't you go nuts, zippy? 330 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,114 I was without Maya. 331 00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:35,506 Without Maya, I don't think I'd ever unfold my hands. 332 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,441 What about this one here? 333 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,809 Maya was the ringleader. 334 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,611 Maya was the first one out the door. 335 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,880 I was without Riley. 336 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,116 Without Riley, I may never come back. 337 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,951 Okay. 338 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,754 Well, detention over, guys. Everyone out. Except Maya. 339 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,456 - Dad... - Everyone out. 340 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,965 So, you were like me. What changed you? 341 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,769 Well, it turns out there is always two doors. 342 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,003 He showed me the other one. 343 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,141 It's good to know there's someone like that around. 344 00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:17,982 Okay, so... How long did it take for you to go full-blown Maya? 345 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:18,598 Five minutes. 346 00:20:18,629 --> 00:20:21,082 Five minutes. That's four minutes better than last time. 347 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,621 So, you weren't there this morning? 348 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,656 Yeah, the subway was late or something... 349 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,552 Or something. 350 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:30,127 You know, Maya, it's a good thing to know, I don't always have to be in this room 351 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,169 to give my students a test. 352 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,629 And it's a good thing we got people who check up on us every once in a while. 353 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,401 Yeah. 354 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,570 Okay. So, what's next? 355 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,607 I sit here another hour. 356 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,477 Maya, whatever you end up deciding to be, 357 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:50,414 the best thing I can teach you right now is that there are consequences to our actions. 358 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,150 The rules are there to help us. 359 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:55,453 I'll try harder next time. 360 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,621 I know. 361 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,561 - Hey, Matthews. - Yeah? 362 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,998 Next time I'm gonna put some war paint on Riley's face. 363 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,067 Yeah. I'm sure she's counting on it. 364 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:32,623 Riley! 365 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,825 Right here. 366 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,937 Thanks for coming over, Ava. 367 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,506 I had a real good time. 368 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,874 Me too, Auggie. 369 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:53,511 Tomorrow, I want to talk about me more 370 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:57,114 and I want to watch my TV shows and I want to talk about me more. 371 00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,550 Sounds good. See you tomorrow. 372 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,752 - Topanga! - Yes! 373 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:02,310 Throw me out! 374 00:22:02,341 --> 00:22:04,322 I had the same idea. 375 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,824 Whee! 376 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:12,163 - Thank you! - My pleasure. 377 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,499 I never thought I'd say this, but she is really starting to grow on me. 378 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:20,271 Really? Because I decided that if you still didn't like her 379 00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:22,573 I was never going to see her again, 380 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:26,811 because your happiness is more important than anything to me. 381 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,747 Aw, honey... How was that?