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[Ducks quacking,
record scratching]

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Both: ♪buckle up, duckies ♪

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♪ 'cause we got a rocket van ♪

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♪ delivering bread

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♪ flying quazy 'cause we can ♪

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♪ quazy, quazy

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♪ quazy 'cause we can ♪

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- Swaysway!
- Buhdeuce!

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- Do a barrel roll, man!

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Both: Sweet!

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♪ Buckle up, duckies
'cause we got a rocket van ♪

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♪ delivering bread,
flying quazy 'cause we can ♪

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♪ Booty kick it,
party punch it ♪

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♪ shake your feathers,
make your pants dance ♪

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- Look out,
we're gonna crash land!

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Crash!

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[Triumphant music]

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♪

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[Frogs croaking,
crickets chirping]

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[Upbeat rap music]

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- ♪I be ♪

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♪ Booty kicking bread
in the rocket van ♪

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♪ pack it up real nice,
the best I can ♪

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♪ stuff that bread,
fill it up to the brim ♪

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♪ then I take the rest
and cram it all in ♪

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Hooh-ah!
[Doors creak]

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Packed it like a pro.

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- Buhdeuce?

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Yo, buhdeuce!

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I've got some news so big,
it is gonna make

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your head explode.

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- Tell me, tell me, tell--

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I'm very excited.
Please tell me the news.

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- Here, big guy.

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Better protect your noggin,

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'cause today,
in this very hangar,

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I am giving out...

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[Whispers]
An award.

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- What kind of award?

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- The first-ever...

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Breadwinners...

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Employee of the month
award!

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- Oh, my bap!

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Ahh, employee of the month.

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I can see it now.

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[Marching band music,
crowd cheering]

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- We love you, buhdeuce!

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- Thank you!
I love you too!

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But most of all,
I love you,

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big, shiny
employee of the month award.

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Crowd: Buh-deuce, buh-deuce,
buh-deuce!

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- Buhdeuce,
stop smooching the bread.

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- Wha--huh? Hey!

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I don't kiss
on the first date!

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Huwah!

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- Come on, the ceremony is
about to begin.

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And trust me,
you do not want to miss it!

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[Upbeat music]

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[Reverb]

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[Clears throat]
Good afternoon,

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and thank you all
for coming out today.

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- [Laughing]
All right!

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Yeah!
I know him!

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I-I totally know him.

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- Thank you, thank you.

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We're here today to honor
a truly righteous member

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of the breadwinners team.

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- [Giggling]

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- Someone who works hard...

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- I work hard!
- And gives it their all.

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- I give it my all!
- It's time now to announce...

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The employee of the month!

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[Triumphant music]

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- ♪ Employee of the month

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♪ employee of the month

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♪ I'm gonna be ♪

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♪ employee of the month

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- and the award goes to...

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Hold on, I need my glasses.

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Yep, ah.

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Wait a minute.
I don't wear glasses.

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Crash!

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- Oh, come on, open it!

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- [Grunting]

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[Phone rings]

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Yello?
Oh, hey, how's it going?

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- Oh, my bap.

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- Yeah? Uh-huh? Oh!

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[Laughs]

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You don't say.

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I'm sorry,
you have the wrong number.

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- Open the envelope already!

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- And the award
for employee of the month

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goes to...

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The rocket van!

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- Yeah, boy!

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Yep, yep, yep,
yeppity yep yep.

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Yep, yep, yep,
yeppity--

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bonk!

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Wait. The rocket van?

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- How about a big round
of applause

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for our winner?

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Whoo-hoo!

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- Whoo...

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Hoo.

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- Are you feeling
all right?

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- [Sniffles]
Me? Oh, yeah.

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Never been better.

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[Frogs croaking]

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[Sobbing]

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I know it's just an award,
and...

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[Sniffles]
I shouldn't cry,

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but I just can't help it!

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[Wailing]

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It's not fair.

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I should be
employee of the month.

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[Blows nose]

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- Ribbit?

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- What's that, jelly?

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You're right.

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I will not cry.

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I am better
than the rocket van,

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and I'll prove it!

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Then swaysway will see
how good I am,

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and he'll make me
employee of the--

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of the--
[Giggling]

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Jelly, I'm trying
to be serious here,

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and you're licking my butt.

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- Ribbit.

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[Funky rock music]

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♪

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- Whoo-hoo!
[Laughs]

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Did you see that?

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The rocket van
takes a lickin'

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and keeps on tickin'.

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- Big deal.
I can take a lickin'.

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[Grunting]

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Agh!

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[Grunting]

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- Uh, are you okay?

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- Me? Ha, ha.
Oh, yeah.

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Not even a scratch.

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[Energetic rock music]

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♪

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- Whoo-hoo!
That's what I'm talking about.

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You are fast, rocket van,

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a.K.A. Employee
of the month.

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- Yeah, but sooner or later,

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the rocket van
runs out of gas.

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I never run out of gas.

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[Farts]

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- Oh, ugh.
Gross.

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- I don't mean
to toot my own horn, but--

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[toots fanfare]

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- Ew!
- [Farting]

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- Gah!
What has gotten into you?

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- Ooh, sorry, bap.

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Once you break the seal,

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the fart gates
cannot be closed.

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[Farting musically]

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- Whoo! Rocket van,
you are a lean, mean,

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bread-delivering machine!

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- Well, I can be lean.

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[Inhales]

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Blah.
I can be mean.

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[Roars]

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And I can be a machine.

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[Crunching]

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I'm a machine.
[Gears whir]

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I'm a machine.
I'm a machine.

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- [Laughs]
What a quazy little dude.

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- I'm a machine.

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I'm a machine.

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[Grunts]

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I'm a machine.
I'm a machine.

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I'm a machine.

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I'm a machine!

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[Upbeat digital music]

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I'm a machine!

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I'm a machine!

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I'm a machine!

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[Music slows down]

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I'm a machine.
[Panting]

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[Alarm blaring,
duck quacking]

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Sorry.

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[Panting]

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I'm...A...

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Machine.

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[Groans]

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I did it.

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[Chuckles]
I proved that I'm

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a lean, mean,

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bread-delivering machine.

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[Snores]

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[Alarm buzzes]

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- ♪ Wakey wake,
sleepy head ♪

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♪ time to get up
and deliver more bread ♪

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- Oh, boy.

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[Energetic music]

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- Yo, buhdeuce.
- Gah, wha?

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- Do me a favor
and secure the cargo.

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- Roger...
[Yawns]

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That.

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Faberge egg bread
all secure.

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- Good, 'cause we're
about to begin

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an unnecessary
and extremely reckless

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vertical ascent!

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Whoo-hoo!

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[Ominous music]

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- [Growls]

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- [Snoring]

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Agh! Wha-ha-ha-ha!

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[Heroic music]

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♪

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- Whoa!

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The rocket van totally saved
your beak.

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That was awesome!

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- Yeah, awesome.

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- Once again, it proved why

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it's employee
of the month.

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Come on, let's head on home.

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- [Sighs]

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[Crickets chirping]

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Hi, rocket van.

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I just wanted to say thanks
for saving me.

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And sorry for trying
to take your award.

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You deserve it.

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Not me.

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[Sad country music]

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♪ You've got levers ♪

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♪ and fancy parts

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♪ I've got a belly ♪

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♪ and a butt that farts

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♪ you can do barrel rolls
and loop-de-loops ♪

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♪ and other cool tricks

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♪ I can't even bathe myself ♪

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♪ or hang a shelf

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♪ and I'm 2'6" ♪

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♪ I just want to be
the best ♪

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♪ breadwinner

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♪ that I can be

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♪ 'cause delivering
all that bread ♪

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♪ means everything to me

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♪ always hanging
with my best bap sway ♪

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♪ party punching all day

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♪ I just want to be
the best ♪

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♪ breadwinner

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♪ but I can't be ♪

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- Buhdeuce, come on, man.
That's not true.

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You are the best breadwinner.

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- Really?
- Yeah, man.

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- But he's got levers
and fancy parts.

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- So what?

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You've got guts
and a really big heart.

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- But--

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♪ but he can do barrel rolls

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♪ and loop-de-loops

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♪ and other cool tricks

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- yeah.

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♪ But you can do ninja rolls

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♪ and somersaults

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♪ and Booty kicks

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- yeah, boy!

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- ♪ And if you wanna know
the truth ♪

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♪ there ain't nobody who ♪

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♪ loves bread more than you

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sing it, bap!

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- ♪ I really am the best

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♪ breadwinner

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♪ that I can be

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- ♪ you're better
than the best ♪

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♪ you're bestest to me ♪

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00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,164
- ♪ I can't even floss
my teeth ♪

275
00:10:26,164 --> 00:10:28,164
- So?
- ♪ or count to three

276
00:10:28,164 --> 00:10:32,164
- ♪ that's why you got me ♪

277
00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:34,164
- ♪ I really am the best

278
00:10:34,164 --> 00:10:36,164
♪ breadwinner

279
00:10:36,164 --> 00:10:38,164
♪ that I can be

280
00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:40,582
- ♪ you can be

281
00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:47,164
both: ♪ we can be

282
00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:50,164
- thanks, swaysway.

283
00:10:50,164 --> 00:10:52,164
With a best bap like you,

284
00:10:52,164 --> 00:10:54,164
I don't need
a silly award.

285
00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:55,164
- Oh, really?

286
00:10:55,164 --> 00:10:58,164
'Cause I was actually planning
on giving you one.

287
00:10:58,164 --> 00:11:01,164
But if you don't want it, I--

288
00:11:01,164 --> 00:11:03,164
- I changed my mind!
I want an award!

289
00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:06,164
- In that case,
congratulations...

290
00:11:06,164 --> 00:11:09,164
Employee of the year!

291
00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:12,164
- Oh, my bap!

292
00:11:12,164 --> 00:11:14,164
Thanks...Bap.

293
00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:15,164
- You're welcome, bap.

294
00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:20,967
[Digital hip-hop music]

295
00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:25,967
♪

296
00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:28,967
[Frogs croaking]

297
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:32,967
[Alarm beeping]

298
00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,719
Crash!

299
00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:36,967
- [Laughs]
Oh, yeah, nailed it!

300
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,967
[Dance music]

301
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:43,967
- Swamp pad, we're home!

302
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:44,967
[Chuckling]

303
00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,967
Whoa!

304
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,967
Aw, jelly,
you licked my face off.

305
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,967
- You know, after a long,
hard day of delivering bread,

306
00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:53,967
there's only one thing
I want to do.

307
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:56,967
- [Chuckles]
- Eat bread!

308
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,967
- ♪ Bread! Bread, bread,
bread, bread, bread ♪

309
00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,967
♪ bread, bread,
bread, bread, ooh! ♪

310
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,967
♪ Bread, bread,
bread, bread, bread ♪

311
00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:03,967
- Come on,
let's set the table

312
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:06,967
and eat like proper ducks.

313
00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:07,967
Screech!

314
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:08,967
Both: Whoa.

315
00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:11,967
[Flies buzzing]

316
00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,967
- Buh, when was the last time
we did the dishes?

317
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,967
- One, maybe...

318
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:17,967
Two years ago?
Tops.

319
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,967
- Agh.
- Yuck!

320
00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:21,967
[Both gagging]

321
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,967
- I think there's something
growing in there.

322
00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,967
[Both scream]

323
00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:26,967
- Welp, there's only
one way to deal

324
00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,967
with a major dirty dish
overload.

325
00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,967
- Move out of the swamp pad,
start a new life,

326
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,967
and never look back.

327
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:33,967
Good-bye.

328
00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:36,967
[Hayseed music]

329
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:39,967
And I never looked back
since.

330
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,967
And that's the story of my life,
guy I just met.

331
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:43,967
- [Quacks]
- Agh!

332
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:45,967
Oof!
- Deucer!

333
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:46,967
Snap out of it!

334
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,967
- Buh, snapping out of it.

335
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:49,967
- We've put this off
for too long.

336
00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:51,967
These dishes must be cleaned.

337
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:54,967
So let's roll up
our sleeves...

338
00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:56,967
And make the dishwasher
do it.

339
00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:58,967
- What?

340
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,967
No way, brah.

341
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,967
Those dishes
are too dirty.

342
00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:03,967
They'll gum up my works.

343
00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:05,967
- Come on,
they're not that bad.

344
00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:09,967
[Ominous music]
Okay, they are that bad.

345
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,967
But you're doing them anyway.
It's your job.

346
00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:14,967
- Then I quit.

347
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:16,967
Huah!

348
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,967
[Huffing and puffing]

349
00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:20,967
- Get back here, dishwasher!

350
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,967
- You don't own me!
- Yes, we do.

351
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:24,967
I have the receipt!

352
00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,967
[Dramatic music]

353
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:29,967
- See ya later,
feather lickers.

354
00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:30,967
Ha, ha, ha!

355
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:31,967
Huh? Whoa, whoa--

356
00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:34,967
whooooa!

357
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:37,967
Still not doing
the dishes, bros.

358
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,967
- All right, we can't put it off
any longer.

359
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:41,967
We have to do the dishes.

360
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:43,967
- Right behind ya.

361
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:45,967
[Ominous music]

362
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:46,967
[Both whimpering]

363
00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:47,967
- On second thought,

364
00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:49,967
I have to exercise.

365
00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:51,967
You start without me.

366
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:52,967
[Huffing and puffing]

367
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:54,967
- I'd love to, but, uh,

368
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,967
I have to, uh,
comb jelly's hair!

369
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,967
Yeah!

370
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:01,967
[Squeaking]
- Ribbit?

371
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:02,968
- This is, uh,
gonna take a while.

372
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,967
You better do
the dishes yourself.

373
00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,967
- [Groans]
Wish I could, bro.

374
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,967
[Groans]
But I got, like, six...

375
00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:11,967
[Groans]
Thousand more curls to crush.

376
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:12,967
[Arm deflates]

377
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,967
- Well, then,
I need to go upstairs

378
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,967
and, uh,

379
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:19,967
vacuum my bed.

380
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,967
- Well, I need to fix
the computer.

381
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,967
- It's not even broken.

382
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,967
- Now it is.

383
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,967
- All fixed.
Now you can get started.

384
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,967
- Me? What about you?

385
00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:33,967
- I have to take jelly
for a walk.

386
00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:36,967
Bye-bye, ciao.

387
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,967
[Phone ringing]

388
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:40,967
- Hello, breadwinners.

389
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,967
- Hey, bap,
are those dishes done yet?

390
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:44,967
- You bet they're done--

391
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:45,967
done waiting for you
to get back

392
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:46,967
so you can start
washing them!

393
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:48,967
- But I can't wash
those dishes.

394
00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:49,967
- Why not?

395
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:52,967
- Because I have to wash
these dishes.

396
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,967
[Cheerful digital music]

397
00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:55,967
- Whoa.

398
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:57,967
Turbowasher 2000!

399
00:14:57,967 --> 00:14:59,967
- Check out my moves.

400
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:03,967
♪

401
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:06,967
- [Laughs]
You are scrubbin' like a boss!

402
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:08,967
- [Panting]

403
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,967
♪

404
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:11,967
- Tell me it's two-player,
buhdeuce.

405
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:14,967
- It's two-player,
buhdeuce.

406
00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,967
- Yes! Okay.

407
00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,967
Loser has to do
the real dishes.

408
00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,967
- That's a deal-io, bro-lio.

409
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,967
Both: ♪ take that,
dirty dishes ♪

410
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:23,967
♪ a scrub-a-dub-dub

411
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,967
♪ gonna clean you good

412
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:26,967
♪ eat my suds

413
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,967
♪ take that, dirty dishes

414
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:29,967
♪ a scrub-a-dub-dub

415
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,967
- ♪ taste my soap

416
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:32,967
- ♪ eat my suds

417
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,967
- [whoops]
- Yeah, boy!

418
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,967
[Ominous music]

419
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:38,967
- Huh. Oh!

420
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:41,967
[Huffing and puffing]

421
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:43,967
- Fine China level.
- Whew.

422
00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:49,967
♪

423
00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:50,967
[Music winds down]

424
00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:53,967
- Noooo!

425
00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,967
- Yes! I win.

426
00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:56,967
And you have to do
the dishes.

427
00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,967
- [Sighs]
Okay, I'll do them.

428
00:15:58,967 --> 00:16:01,967
Stupid dishes,
ruining everything.

429
00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:03,967
Never should've bought dishes
in the first place.

430
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:04,967
- ♪ No dishes for me

431
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:06,967
♪ no dishes for me

432
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,967
♪ I shake my Booty

433
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:09,967
♪ why?

434
00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:11,967
Come on, sway!

435
00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:12,967
Why?

436
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:15,967
That's right!
♪ no dishes for me

437
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:17,967
[ominous music]

438
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,967
[Deep growl]

439
00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:22,967
- Okay, dishes,
you don't like me,

440
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:23,967
and I don't like you.

441
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:24,967
But the sooner
we get this done,

442
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,967
the sooner I can get back
to not washing you.

443
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:28,967
Splat!

444
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:29,967
Oh!
[Gasping, spitting]

445
00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,967
Right in the mouth.

446
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:35,967
That's it!
No more Mr. nice duck.

447
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:42,967
[Chomp]

448
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:43,967
Ah, crumbers.

449
00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:45,967
- ♪ No dishes, yeah,
for me ♪

450
00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:48,967
[Humming tune]

451
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,967
Oh.

452
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,967
Swaysway, can I help?
I wanna help.

453
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:54,967
- I thought you didn't want
to do the dishes.

454
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:56,967
- Well, but now I'm bored,
and you're doing that,

455
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,967
so I wanna do it too.

456
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:00,967
- Be my guest,
deucewasher.

457
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,967
[Funky music]

458
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:04,967
- [Groaning]

459
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:05,967
Waaah!

460
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,967
Crash!

461
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:11,967
[Coughs]
I'm okay.

462
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:15,967
- [Slurping]

463
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,967
- Oh, lickety-spit.

464
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,967
This is perfect!

465
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:21,967
- What's perfect?
I don't get it.

466
00:17:21,967 --> 00:17:22,967
- Jelly, man.
She can clean the dishes

467
00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:26,967
with that big, slobbery tongue
of hers.

468
00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:27,967
- [Slurping]

469
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,967
- Duties, you have been
officially shirked.

470
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,967
- Total shirkage!

471
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,967
- [Slurping]

472
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:36,967
- Game on!

473
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,967
- Man, this is
so much better

474
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:39,967
than cleaning
real dishes.

475
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,967
- Yep, yep.

476
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:42,967
[Ominous music]

477
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,967
[Deep growl]

478
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:48,967
♪

479
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,967
- [Chortles]
Oh, wash it good.

480
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,967
- Scrub-a-dub-dub.

481
00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:54,967
- Aaah!

482
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,967
Both: Jelly!

483
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:57,967
- Jelly?
Where are you, girl?

484
00:17:57,967 --> 00:17:59,967
- Jelly?

485
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:00,967
- Jell-bells?

486
00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,967
- Jelly?

487
00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:03,967
[Spits]

488
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:05,967
- Huh. Where could she be?

489
00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,967
Splat!

490
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,967
[Ominous music]

491
00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,967
- Excuse me,
giant bacteria blob.

492
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,967
Have you seen our pet,
jelly?

493
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:14,967
Gah!

494
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:16,967
Giant bacteria blob!

495
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:18,967
- What have you done
with jelly?

496
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,967
- Ribbit.

497
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,967
- You give her back
right now!

498
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:23,967
- [Roars]

499
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:26,967
- Okay, can we at least have her
on the weekends?

500
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:27,967
- [Roars]

501
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:30,967
- Once or twice a month?
- [Roars]

502
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:32,967
- I am not sure
I like your attitude.

503
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:36,967
- I'm not afraid of you.

504
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,967
Okay, I'm afraid of you.

505
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,967
- All right,
I didn't want to do this,

506
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:46,967
but you've left me no other
choice, bacteria blob.

507
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:49,967
Shoe attack!

508
00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:50,967
Gagaba!

509
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:51,967
[Both gulp]

510
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:55,967
[Screaming]

511
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,967
- Jelly's in trouble,
and it's all our fault.

512
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:00,967
- Why didn't we just do
the dishes

513
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:01,967
like good little ducks?

514
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:05,967
Why?
Why, why, why?

515
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:06,967
- It's okay.

516
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:08,967
I know a nice train
we can go live on.

517
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:10,967
- I've got a better idea.

518
00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:12,967
Remember what we learned
from turbo dishwasher 2000?

519
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,967
- That playing video games
is more fun

520
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:15,967
than washing dishes?

521
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,967
- Yes, but...

522
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:20,677
We also learned skills,

523
00:19:20,677 --> 00:19:22,967
the same skills we need
to wash real dishes.

524
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:24,967
We'll just scrub
that bacteria blob

525
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:26,967
out of existence.

526
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:27,967
- But where are we gonna get
a sponge

527
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,967
big enough for the job?

528
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:32,967
[Electricity crackling]

529
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,967
- Has that factory
always been there?

530
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,967
Weird, we have never noticed
it before.

531
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,967
[Ominous music]

532
00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:46,967
♪

533
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,967
Both: Ow.

534
00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:49,967
- [Roars]

535
00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:52,967
[Both scream]

536
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:54,967
[Shrieks]

537
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:57,967
- Hang on, jelly!
We're coming!

538
00:19:57,967 --> 00:19:58,967
[Energetic rock music]

539
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,967
- Ribbit.

540
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:05,967
♪

541
00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:07,967
- Bacteria blob,
you may have started this--

542
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:09,967
well, actually,
we started it

543
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,967
with our procrastination.

544
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:12,967
But we're gonna finish it!

545
00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:15,967
- Scrub-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub!

546
00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,967
[Cheerful digital music]

547
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:21,967
[Rock music]

548
00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:22,967
- [Shrieks]

549
00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:25,967
♪

550
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:28,967
- Yeah, it's working!

551
00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:30,967
[Both scream]

552
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,967
♪

553
00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:34,967
- [Grunting]

554
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,967
[Music slows down]
Losing...Energy.

555
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:37,967
Can't...Keep...Up.

556
00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,967
- Hold on, bap.
It's two-player.

557
00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:43,967
[Music speeds up]

558
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:45,967
Both:
♪ take that, dirty dishes

559
00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:46,967
♪ a scrub-a-dub-dub

560
00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:48,967
♪ gonna clean you good

561
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:49,967
♪ eat my suds

562
00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:52,967
♪ take that, bacteria blob

563
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:53,967
♪ we're done procrastinating ♪

564
00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,967
♪ time to finish this job

565
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,967
boom!

566
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,967
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

567
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:02,967
- Whew.

568
00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:04,967
Boy, that was hard work.

569
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:07,967
My arms feel like jelly.

570
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,967
Both: Jelly!

571
00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:11,967
Jelly?

572
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:12,967
Jelly!

573
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,967
- Swaysway,
what if she...

574
00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:16,967
[Gulps]
Croaked?

575
00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,967
Both: Jelly!

576
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:25,967
- Come here!
- [Chuckling]

577
00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:27,967
- Good girl.

578
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:28,967
Ah, welp,
jelly's okay,

579
00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:30,967
the bacteria blob
is gone,

580
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:33,967
and all the dishes
are sparkling clean.

581
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:36,967
- Wait, I think we missed
a spot.

582
00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:38,886
[Bell dings]

583
00:21:38,886 --> 00:21:41,967
- Jelly, would you do
the honors?

584
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:42,967
Crash!

585
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:45,967
[Both coughing]

586
00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:47,967
This time, let's clean up
our mess right away.

587
00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:48,967
- Yep, yep.

588
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:50,967
Except, uh, first,

589
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:51,967
I have to fold
my socks.

590
00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:53,967
- And I have
to sharpen my pencils.

591
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,967
- Cut my nose hairs...
- Straighten the napkins...

592
00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:56,967
Check my horoscope...
- Stare out the window...

593
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:57,967
- Take a personality quiz...

594
00:21:57,967 --> 00:21:59,967
- Organize
my belly button lint....

595
00:21:59,967 --> 00:22:01,467
Wonder about the future...

596
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:07,449
- Whoo!
- ♪ r-r-r-r-rocket van

597
00:22:07,449 --> 00:22:10,239
♪ delivering bread
in a rocket van ♪

598
00:22:10,239 --> 00:22:12,239
♪ my name is swaysway

599
00:22:12,239 --> 00:22:14,239
♪ and this buhdeuce
- yep yep.

600
00:22:14,239 --> 00:22:16,239
- Yeah.

601
00:22:16,239 --> 00:22:17,239
Duck party!

602
00:22:17,239 --> 00:22:20,239
- ♪ Get Jimmy quackers
in here ♪

603
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,239
♪ I'm a duck, he's a duck ♪

604
00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:26,199
♪ quack quack wiki-quack
quack a duck ♪

605
00:22:26,199 --> 00:22:29,239
♪ [scatting]
All: ♪ rocket van