1 00:00:07,380 --> 00:00:11,281 (whirring) 2 00:00:12,438 --> 00:00:15,824 You know why vegetables are a better way to start your morning? 3 00:00:15,825 --> 00:00:19,410 Because they contain fiber, which helps with your digestion. 4 00:00:19,411 --> 00:00:21,246 You know what that is? 5 00:00:21,247 --> 00:00:24,082 I just did number two. Can I have Frosted Flakes? 6 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:26,767 Remember our little talk about trying new things? 7 00:00:29,622 --> 00:00:33,124 98.7. Get dressed for school. 8 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:37,428 Mommy, I still don't feel well and Daddy's making me go to school. 9 00:00:37,429 --> 00:00:40,265 Sweetheart, Mommy really can't afford to get sick right now. 10 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:41,966 Let me make you a pot of coffee. 11 00:00:41,967 --> 00:00:45,803 Oh, thanks, but I gotta get to the office. 12 00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:49,440 Could you feel my forehead? I'm afraid I'm coming down with whatever Joanie has. 13 00:00:49,441 --> 00:00:50,874 Had. 14 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:56,064 Cool as a cucumber, just like you. 15 00:00:56,065 --> 00:00:58,066 (chuckles) 16 00:00:58,067 --> 00:01:00,485 Come on, you know I'm late. 17 00:01:00,486 --> 00:01:01,786 All right, I get it. 18 00:01:01,787 --> 00:01:03,621 Gordon, I'm not mad. I really am late. 19 00:01:03,622 --> 00:01:05,756 No, I know. I don't want you to be late for work. 20 00:01:09,662 --> 00:01:11,963 Uh, thank you for squeezing me into your schedule. 21 00:01:11,964 --> 00:01:16,167 Happy to. You've got my ear until the day begins in earnest. 22 00:01:16,168 --> 00:01:19,671 - What's on your mind? - Opportunity. 23 00:01:19,672 --> 00:01:21,506 Well, let me stop you there. 24 00:01:21,507 --> 00:01:23,424 I don't have any job openings. 25 00:01:23,425 --> 00:01:25,510 Well, that works out well because I don't want a job. 26 00:01:25,511 --> 00:01:28,146 You're sitting on a gold mine. 27 00:01:28,147 --> 00:01:30,932 Give me six months, I'll turn Network and Computer Systems 28 00:01:30,933 --> 00:01:32,817 into an income-generating department. 29 00:01:32,818 --> 00:01:35,770 (laughs) Okay, I'll play. 30 00:01:35,771 --> 00:01:37,939 I work right next to the mainframe sites. 31 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:40,441 They're powered on all day, every day. 32 00:01:40,442 --> 00:01:43,695 On nights and weekends, they're just sitting there idle. 33 00:01:43,696 --> 00:01:45,280 We lease our mainframe space 34 00:01:45,281 --> 00:01:46,998 and our network during off hours 35 00:01:46,999 --> 00:01:48,700 to third-party businesses 36 00:01:48,701 --> 00:01:50,835 who need a larger, more powerful network. 37 00:01:50,836 --> 00:01:53,371 Overhead is near zero. It's pure profit. 38 00:01:53,372 --> 00:01:55,673 It's too big a security risk. 39 00:01:55,674 --> 00:01:58,376 We have sensitive business transactions running on our mainframe. 40 00:01:58,377 --> 00:02:00,461 Now, see, you don't understand how a mainframe works. 41 00:02:00,462 --> 00:02:02,547 We can configure the privilege settings 42 00:02:02,548 --> 00:02:04,716 to lock these users into a tightly controlled area. 43 00:02:04,717 --> 00:02:06,718 Think of it as a padded cell. 44 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:09,387 No outside user can access our company files. 45 00:02:09,388 --> 00:02:11,522 And that's just the beginning. 46 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:15,693 This department would be an incubator for a large-scale operation. 47 00:02:15,694 --> 00:02:17,729 We can turn this juggernaut 48 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:20,231 into one massive, forward-thinking entity 49 00:02:20,232 --> 00:02:22,734 and you, you'll be on a first-name basis with Jacob Wheeler. 50 00:02:22,735 --> 00:02:27,238 All we have to do is imagine it, trust it, 51 00:02:27,239 --> 00:02:29,407 and flip the switch. 52 00:02:29,408 --> 00:02:33,745 If you believe so much in this vision for Westgroup, 53 00:02:33,746 --> 00:02:36,346 why don't you share it with your future father-in-law? 54 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:40,251 Oh, I know who you are. 55 00:02:40,252 --> 00:02:43,687 You didn't think I'd take a meeting with some plebe from the data center, did you? 56 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:51,346 I was here before her first marriage blew up 57 00:02:51,347 --> 00:02:54,030 and I'll be here after she's done with you, too. 58 00:02:57,603 --> 00:02:59,536 (sighs) 59 00:03:15,087 --> 00:03:17,121 - You ready for this? - Yeah. 60 00:03:17,122 --> 00:03:19,890 - So do your thing and then I'll... - Yeah, I got it. 61 00:03:29,768 --> 00:03:32,520 Okay, so, I just wanted to thank everyone 62 00:03:32,521 --> 00:03:34,772 for busting their asses the last few days, 63 00:03:34,773 --> 00:03:36,274 pretty much without sleep. 64 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:39,744 It's no secret that we're struggling, 65 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:41,446 through no fault of anyone here, 66 00:03:41,447 --> 00:03:43,281 to keep the lights on. 67 00:03:43,282 --> 00:03:44,916 Every penny counts, 68 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:48,369 so thank you, guys, for being such good sports. 69 00:03:48,370 --> 00:03:51,289 It's not game over, but we are on life support. 70 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:53,624 We're operating with a third of our XTs 71 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:58,129 and our subscribers keep cancelling. 72 00:03:58,130 --> 00:04:02,399 (laughs) I don't know, I guess there's no honor among gamers. 73 00:04:04,636 --> 00:04:08,106 So we're kind of... 74 00:04:08,107 --> 00:04:09,974 look, we're spending more than we're making, 75 00:04:09,975 --> 00:04:12,310 which is a mathematical... 76 00:04:12,311 --> 00:04:14,445 We're almost out of money. 77 00:04:14,446 --> 00:04:18,900 What little we have we need to cover operating costs, 78 00:04:18,901 --> 00:04:23,488 so what that means is that we can't afford to pay your salaries right now. 79 00:04:23,489 --> 00:04:25,823 But in exchange for you forgoing your salaries, 80 00:04:25,824 --> 00:04:27,492 we're offering you shares of the company, 81 00:04:27,493 --> 00:04:29,843 which will be worth a lot more in the long run. 82 00:04:32,831 --> 00:04:36,134 - In success. - Yes. 83 00:04:36,135 --> 00:04:38,252 Yes, in success. 84 00:04:38,253 --> 00:04:41,089 Look, this is what we all signed up for. 85 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:43,758 It's the risk of working at a company like this, 86 00:04:43,759 --> 00:04:48,346 but don't forget that the upside is also so much greater. 87 00:04:48,347 --> 00:04:50,148 I think it's a risk worth taking, 88 00:04:50,149 --> 00:04:54,117 but each of you need to decide that for yourself. 89 00:05:05,497 --> 00:05:06,796 I'm in. 90 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:09,700 Me, too. 91 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:11,169 Yep. 92 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:12,370 (speaks Russian) 93 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:13,704 In. 94 00:05:13,705 --> 00:05:15,206 (laughs) 95 00:05:15,207 --> 00:05:17,792 I'm out. 96 00:05:17,793 --> 00:05:20,545 C-come on, man. 97 00:05:20,546 --> 00:05:23,881 It's been a sweet ride. 98 00:05:23,882 --> 00:05:26,283 Student loans, sorry. 99 00:05:30,389 --> 00:05:32,223 Hey, can we talk about this? 100 00:05:32,224 --> 00:05:34,976 I'm not going to take that kind of risk 101 00:05:34,977 --> 00:05:36,694 on a bunch of online games. 102 00:05:36,695 --> 00:05:40,231 (zips bag) 103 00:05:40,232 --> 00:05:42,066 Have fun writing cartridges. 104 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:44,068 That's what you've always wanted to do, 105 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:46,836 so I just gave you an easy excuse. 106 00:05:48,323 --> 00:05:49,874 Or maybe I don't think the shares 107 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,474 are gonna be worth anything. 108 00:06:03,755 --> 00:06:06,773 (theme music playing) 109 00:06:26,907 --> 00:06:31,906 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 110 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,514 (paper rustling) 111 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,154 (sighs) 112 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:57,657 Two days in a row. 113 00:06:57,658 --> 00:07:00,076 What, are you angling to come back to work? 114 00:07:00,077 --> 00:07:04,297 Work? You ain't paying anybody anything. 115 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:06,999 More like volunteerin'. 116 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,419 No, I had an errand to run this side of town. 117 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:12,638 Thought I'd bring you over some breakfast tacos 118 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:14,507 'cause y'all are starting to look like POWs around here. 119 00:07:14,508 --> 00:07:16,142 Mm. 120 00:07:16,143 --> 00:07:18,978 And I noticed this file with your invoices in it 121 00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:24,267 and a couple places where you could cut some costs popped out at me. 122 00:07:24,268 --> 00:07:27,854 If you're interested in hearing my suggestions. 123 00:07:27,855 --> 00:07:29,754 Yeah. 124 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:37,363 That's it, I'm going back to games. 125 00:07:37,364 --> 00:07:39,115 Oh, no, Lev, you're doing great. 126 00:07:39,116 --> 00:07:40,867 You can handle this. It's just six rooms. 127 00:07:40,868 --> 00:07:42,702 18. 128 00:07:42,703 --> 00:07:44,203 You really do tune me out. 129 00:07:44,204 --> 00:07:46,205 Come on, how did that happen? 130 00:07:46,206 --> 00:07:48,207 You told me any time there's a lot of chatter on a subject 131 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:51,377 to create a new room for those users. 132 00:07:51,378 --> 00:07:53,713 This is really incredible, Lev. 133 00:07:53,714 --> 00:07:56,516 I just finished creating a new room and now a bunch of bird feeder enthusiasts 134 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:59,135 have hijacked the Catty Cathys to discuss using cat litter 135 00:07:59,136 --> 00:08:01,687 - in the bottom of bird feeders. - Let me see, let me see. 136 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:03,523 So now the Catty Cathys are pissed off 137 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:06,058 because they can't follow their urine odor removal thread, 138 00:08:06,059 --> 00:08:10,813 which pisses me off because I hate cats and Chatty Cathys. 139 00:08:10,814 --> 00:08:14,317 We have users coming into our rooms just to complain? 140 00:08:14,318 --> 00:08:16,569 Do we have people signing up just for Community? 141 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:20,406 Do you need me to draw you a Venn diagram of cat ladies and gamers? 142 00:08:20,407 --> 00:08:22,807 Not a whole lot of overlap. 143 00:08:24,211 --> 00:08:26,978 Now can we please ask Cameron for another body? 144 00:08:29,082 --> 00:08:32,767 When we get up to 30 rooms, you let me know. 145 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:37,223 We already sent out mailers 146 00:08:37,224 --> 00:08:39,425 with instructions on reinstalling the software. 147 00:08:39,426 --> 00:08:41,727 - They're still cancelling. - Well, of course they are. 148 00:08:41,728 --> 00:08:43,596 You just gave your girlfriend the clap. 149 00:08:43,597 --> 00:08:45,765 You think sendin' out mailers is gonna fix that? 150 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:48,568 - (laughs) - You gotta send her flowers, not penicillin. 151 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,655 What do you suggest we do? 152 00:08:49,656 --> 00:08:53,105 First of all, your image needs rehabilitation. 153 00:08:53,106 --> 00:08:57,193 I noticed an invoice here for prepaid ad space in "Byte Magazine." 154 00:08:57,194 --> 00:09:00,279 Look, use this to change the story. 155 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,282 That sounds great, but we can't afford an ad agency right now. 156 00:09:03,283 --> 00:09:06,786 No, you don't need one. Two words in bold black lettering... we're hiring. 157 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:09,622 Folks see that, they think you're cooking on the front burner. 158 00:09:09,623 --> 00:09:12,458 Look, and a little splash of color would be nice in there somewhere. 159 00:09:12,459 --> 00:09:14,427 Draw the eye, won't break the bank. 160 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:17,763 Yeah, maybe a photo of our staff at work. 161 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:19,632 - Bosworth: Mm-hmm. - (laughs) Yeah, that'll really pop. 162 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:21,968 What, Bodie and Wonderboy hunched over their keyboards? 163 00:09:21,969 --> 00:09:25,221 Yeah, or it'll remind people of Steve Jobs starting Apple in his garage. 164 00:09:25,222 --> 00:09:27,139 People can't seem to get enough of that old chestnut. 165 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:30,810 Hey, no more cold calls. You've got to go door-to-door. 166 00:09:30,811 --> 00:09:34,280 - Boz, we don't have the manpower. - Just go after the whales. 167 00:09:34,281 --> 00:09:37,283 - Hmm? - Your whales, your top dogs. 168 00:09:37,284 --> 00:09:39,785 Those 10 names that I highlighted here, 169 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:41,153 these are your biggest spenders. 170 00:09:41,154 --> 00:09:42,655 Start with them. 171 00:09:42,656 --> 00:09:45,658 Uh, okay, I guess we could send Lev out. 172 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:47,743 He k-kind of passes for normal. 173 00:09:47,744 --> 00:09:49,495 Oh, no, no, I need Lev for Community. 174 00:09:49,496 --> 00:09:52,131 - Why? - We're up to almost 20 rooms. 175 00:09:52,132 --> 00:09:54,634 - What? That's huge. - I know, that's a little bit of good news, right? 176 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,419 - W-when did that happen? - Ahem. 177 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,920 - Just this morning. He showed me... - Ahem! 178 00:09:57,921 --> 00:10:00,006 Ladies, this is where you say, 179 00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:01,807 "Could you please do this for us, Bosworth? 180 00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:03,593 You are an unbelievable salesman." 181 00:10:03,594 --> 00:10:06,512 And I say, "No, that chapter in my life is closed." 182 00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:08,764 And then you say, "Please do us this favor?" 183 00:10:08,765 --> 00:10:10,349 And I say, "No, I cannot." 184 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:12,018 And then it goes back and forth like that 185 00:10:12,019 --> 00:10:14,119 a couple more times and I say yes. 186 00:10:25,449 --> 00:10:26,782 Thanks. 187 00:10:26,783 --> 00:10:27,777 I can take it from here. 188 00:10:27,778 --> 00:10:29,702 What am I supposed to write on the work order? 189 00:10:29,703 --> 00:10:31,302 What work order? 190 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,844 What's going on? Why am I the only one pitching today, guys? 191 00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:42,682 Come on, sky's the limit. Whatever... whatever comes to mind. 192 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,467 Come on, guys, let's get serious. 193 00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:45,968 There's shares on the line here. 194 00:10:45,969 --> 00:10:49,221 - (laughs) - Oh... 195 00:10:49,222 --> 00:10:50,973 Yeah. 196 00:10:50,974 --> 00:10:53,142 Uh, we could do our version of "Bard's Tale," 197 00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:57,980 but the players try to free a princess who's actually a hobbit in disguise. 198 00:10:57,981 --> 00:10:59,198 (men murmur) 199 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:01,867 Okay, I think we need to go bigger. 200 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:04,370 Uh, maybe I'm not explaining it very well. 201 00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:06,038 You see, the players, um... 202 00:11:06,039 --> 00:11:08,741 What if we create a shooter game 203 00:11:08,742 --> 00:11:10,543 that's totally immersive? 204 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,496 That shows the player's perspective of his surroundings. 205 00:11:13,497 --> 00:11:16,332 - And you want to try to do this online? - Yeah. What? 206 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,375 I mean, I know we're more limited in the kind of graphics we can do, 207 00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:20,920 but if we pulled it off, it would be amazing. 208 00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:24,256 Uh, what's a good enemy? And no tanks or aliens. 209 00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:27,393 - We need something fresh. - (door closes) 210 00:11:27,394 --> 00:11:30,012 - Morning. - Sorry, I got held up. 211 00:11:30,013 --> 00:11:32,515 - Okay, leave a little earlier. - (men snicker) 212 00:11:32,516 --> 00:11:35,067 - Bodie: Okay, I... I got it. - Yeah. 213 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:38,020 Find and kill E.T. before he eats your Reese's Pieces. 214 00:11:38,021 --> 00:11:40,189 - No! - (men laugh) 215 00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:42,408 Amit: Bodie, that's, like, the worst. 216 00:11:42,409 --> 00:11:43,943 Okay, let's stop while we're stuck 217 00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:45,277 and then we can pick up again tomorrow. 218 00:11:45,278 --> 00:11:48,447 - Good? - Well, that was... 219 00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:50,616 Arki: Bodie, it was a bad idea. 220 00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:53,619 He will eat candy. You cannot kill E.T. 221 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:55,755 Bodie: It's just some Reese's Pieces. 222 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,623 - Hey. - Hey. 223 00:11:57,624 --> 00:11:59,959 Sorry, would you be more comfortable in one of the bedrooms? 224 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,462 No, no, I'm good. I just need to fuel up. 225 00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:06,799 - What's going on with you? - Nothing. 226 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,601 I just... I slept through my alarm 227 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,935 and I guess I'm just really tired. 228 00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:12,471 Okay, we're all really tired. 229 00:12:12,472 --> 00:12:14,140 Just because you're not getting paid anymore 230 00:12:14,141 --> 00:12:15,775 doesn't mean you can show up late for work. 231 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,477 - It's bad for morale. - It won't happen again. 232 00:12:18,478 --> 00:12:20,161 - Okay. - Okay. 233 00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:29,796 - (panting) - (birds chirping) 234 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,717 (distant dog barking) 235 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,805 Hey. 236 00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:58,071 I didn't see you there. 237 00:12:58,072 --> 00:13:00,189 - You been waiting long? - Just got here. 238 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:02,942 Oh, I was out doing my miles. 239 00:13:02,943 --> 00:13:05,611 Did... did nine miles. 240 00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,580 Whoo! (panting) 241 00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:09,749 You want a smoothie? I'm making one for myself. 242 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,951 Sure. When did you start drinking smoothies? 243 00:13:11,952 --> 00:13:13,920 Um... 244 00:13:13,921 --> 00:13:17,090 - hold on, let me get closer. - (button clicking) 245 00:13:17,091 --> 00:13:19,375 I wasn't kidding there when I told you I was getting back into shape. 246 00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:21,294 You know, 1985's my year, man. 247 00:13:21,295 --> 00:13:23,596 I'm eating better, I'm exercising. 248 00:13:23,597 --> 00:13:26,933 You know, I haven't jogged regularly since, I mean, I don't even know. 249 00:13:26,934 --> 00:13:28,718 Adidas came out with that track suit. 250 00:13:28,719 --> 00:13:31,971 Exactly. It's already paying off, too. 251 00:13:31,972 --> 00:13:34,724 Doctor called yesterday, said that my blood work's good. 252 00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,609 Said I've got the body of a 25-year-old. 253 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:37,977 Hmm. 254 00:13:37,978 --> 00:13:39,479 All right. 255 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,065 - (blender whirring) - Ah. 256 00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:45,068 I programmed the remote to turn on all the electrical appliances in the house. 257 00:13:45,069 --> 00:13:46,569 - Pretty innovative, huh? - You know, I've been doing 258 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:48,488 some innovative stuff at Westgroup Energy. 259 00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:51,124 Oil's taking a big hit and the industry needs to diversify, so... 260 00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,091 - (whirring continues) - Hmm. 261 00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:58,498 - (whirring stops) - Joe: It's a perfect moment 262 00:13:58,499 --> 00:14:00,466 to take Westgroup into the Information Age. 263 00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,252 Um, have you heard about time-sharing? 264 00:14:03,253 --> 00:14:05,338 Yeah, I've heard of time-sharing. 265 00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:09,092 Westgroup's got a brand-spankin'-new IBM 3090 mainframe 266 00:14:09,093 --> 00:14:11,928 still in beta at headquarters downtown. 267 00:14:11,929 --> 00:14:15,515 I'm starting there and then moving to the 3081 in London and New York. 268 00:14:15,516 --> 00:14:18,317 Wow, shit. Profit margins will be huge. 269 00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:20,853 Yeah, it'll make ARPANET look like two tin cans and a fishing line. 270 00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:22,939 So I'm looking for a ground-floor engineer 271 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,324 to convert the mainframes for outside dial-in access. 272 00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:27,360 Wait, you're not trying to sell me on this, are you? 273 00:14:27,361 --> 00:14:29,862 No, we're just talking. You're reading too much into it. 274 00:14:29,863 --> 00:14:32,532 I'm looking for someone. You're the best engineer I know. 275 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,667 I wanted to give you the first right of refusal. 276 00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:38,538 - Be flattered. - I am flattered, all right? And I refuse. 277 00:14:38,539 --> 00:14:41,207 - I thought we were getting along. - We are getting along. 278 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,709 Let's not ruin it by jumping back into business together. 279 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,378 Come on, it's one day's work. 280 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:47,046 They're still running Cardiff Systems software. 281 00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:48,681 You could do it with your eyes closed. 282 00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:51,717 When you invited me and Donna to dinner last week, 283 00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:53,519 was that to butter me up for this? 284 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,139 I didn't even have this idea when I invited you to dinner. 285 00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:58,808 Is Sara even your fiancée, or is that just some person that you hired 286 00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:00,737 to make yourself seem normal and trustworthy? 287 00:15:00,738 --> 00:15:01,811 Now you just sound crazy. 288 00:15:01,812 --> 00:15:03,563 No, crazy is doing the same thing over and over again 289 00:15:03,564 --> 00:15:05,364 and expecting a different result. 290 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:08,367 You do understand this area of tech is exploding, right? 291 00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:11,821 In 18 months, we'll be bigger than CompuServe by a power of five. 292 00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:14,240 Where will you be in 18 months? 293 00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:17,743 I don't know. Maybe drinking Mai tais poolside in Maui 294 00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,912 off all the money I made on the Giant. 295 00:15:19,913 --> 00:15:23,431 I'm sorry, Joe. You're gonna have to find somebody else. 296 00:15:25,919 --> 00:15:28,353 (knocks) 297 00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:33,259 - Oh, hey there, son. Is your daddy home? - No. 298 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,728 - When do you expect him? - Well, that's the million-dollar question. 299 00:15:35,729 --> 00:15:37,563 Look, whatever you're selling, I'm not interested. 300 00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:38,931 Ma'am, I'm not selling anything. 301 00:15:38,932 --> 00:15:41,234 My name's John Bosworth, by the way. 302 00:15:41,235 --> 00:15:43,936 I'm head of Customer Satisfaction at a company called Mutiny. 303 00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:48,107 I just came by this morning to apologize to your son here 304 00:15:48,108 --> 00:15:49,909 about all our network hassles this week 305 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:53,112 and see what I can do to bring him back into the Mutiny family. 306 00:15:53,113 --> 00:15:56,749 Nothing. I'm the one that cancelled the subscription, okay? 307 00:15:56,750 --> 00:16:00,036 He's been racking up hundreds of dollars on my credit card. 308 00:16:00,037 --> 00:16:03,039 Can't remember the last time that he had a friend home from school. 309 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,757 I mean... (scoffs) 310 00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:08,127 You video game companies are no better than drug peddlers. 311 00:16:08,128 --> 00:16:10,796 Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't realize our services 312 00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:12,882 had disrupted your boy's social life. 313 00:16:12,883 --> 00:16:15,301 - What grade are you in, son? - Ninth. 314 00:16:15,302 --> 00:16:18,221 Yeah, your mama's right. You gotta spend more time with your buddies at school. 315 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:20,439 All they talk about is sports. 316 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,775 Well, that's not true. What about Gavin? 317 00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:25,144 Have any of these Mutiny users become friends of yours? 318 00:16:25,145 --> 00:16:27,613 Oh, yeah, like 32. 319 00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:29,482 Well, that I talk to regularly. 320 00:16:29,483 --> 00:16:31,784 Maybe six or seven that just want to play against me, 321 00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:34,287 - which is also fun. - (scoffs) 322 00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:36,906 I don't understand how you're talking to all these people. 323 00:16:36,907 --> 00:16:39,158 I never hear a peep out of you when you're down there. 324 00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:41,160 (sighs) My mother's a Luddite. 325 00:16:41,161 --> 00:16:43,129 We type messages to each other. 326 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:45,331 That's how you talk online. 327 00:16:45,332 --> 00:16:49,502 Ma'am, you and I are too old school to understand this, 328 00:16:49,503 --> 00:16:52,505 but to your son here and his friends, 329 00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:55,141 Mutiny is the church. 330 00:16:55,142 --> 00:16:58,010 It's where they find community. 331 00:16:58,011 --> 00:17:01,013 Sometimes that's the only place. 332 00:17:01,014 --> 00:17:03,516 (Bosworth chuckles) 333 00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:06,951 You have a good day. I'm sorry to have taken up so much of your time. 334 00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:13,025 Wait, um, what'd you say your name was again? 335 00:17:13,026 --> 00:17:14,626 It's John. 336 00:17:17,197 --> 00:17:18,963 John Bosworth. 337 00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:24,620 - (knocks) - Hmm? 338 00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:26,956 I heard you were looking for me? 339 00:17:26,957 --> 00:17:30,793 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, okay, so I've been doing some inventory, 340 00:17:30,794 --> 00:17:32,345 trying to figure out what games we can afford to lose 341 00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:34,013 to help lighten the network. 342 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:36,966 That's smart. Did you want suggestions or... 343 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:39,852 Well, I was thinking that Backgammon and Checkers are no-brainers. 344 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:43,222 They're our lowest performers and not one of our originals. 345 00:17:43,223 --> 00:17:44,724 Yeah, that's great. 346 00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:47,992 And I'm gonna have to cut Community. 347 00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:51,314 - Huh? Why? - Well... 348 00:17:51,315 --> 00:17:53,482 The only bandwidth it takes up is people on it typing, 349 00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:56,819 and no one types as fast as even the slowest telephone modem. 350 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:59,071 It's not about bandwidth. It's about security. 351 00:17:59,072 --> 00:18:01,207 Community's our most vulnerable spot. 352 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,492 Someone shares the wrong file, we get infected again. 353 00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:06,311 I just... I can't take a chance on that happening. 354 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:11,250 If you want to make this a place where people can connect, 355 00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:12,918 then there's going to be risk involved. 356 00:18:12,919 --> 00:18:14,754 I know. 357 00:18:14,755 --> 00:18:17,989 I'm just not willing to take a risk on something so small. 358 00:18:19,259 --> 00:18:21,344 We've tripled in a week. 359 00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:24,180 A lot of our users aren't even gamers 360 00:18:24,181 --> 00:18:27,066 and it requires very little manpower, 361 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,851 so I have to be honest with you, 362 00:18:28,852 --> 00:18:30,936 I think this is a huge mistake 363 00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:33,371 from a business standpoint. 364 00:18:34,775 --> 00:18:36,541 Noted. 365 00:18:45,118 --> 00:18:47,969 (chatter, laughter) 366 00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:56,295 - (gasps) - Oh, sorry. (snickers) 367 00:18:56,296 --> 00:18:58,297 - Give me that. - I'm sor... sorry. 368 00:18:58,298 --> 00:19:00,398 Sorry, sorry! 369 00:19:01,468 --> 00:19:03,234 Uncle! 370 00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:13,729 Jesus! 371 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:15,614 God, you scared the shit out of me. 372 00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:18,818 What are you do... how long have you been in here? 373 00:19:18,819 --> 00:19:21,187 Since you and the girls got home. 374 00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:23,888 It's the only place they don't look for me. 375 00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:27,827 (voice breaks) I've had a day. 376 00:19:27,828 --> 00:19:30,496 Okay, well, I know that feeling. 377 00:19:30,497 --> 00:19:33,666 I had weeks like that. What happened? 378 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:38,304 Cameron's cutting all of my Community rooms just when they're taking off. 379 00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:40,840 And she was so polite about it, too. 380 00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:44,610 All business. It was unbearable. 381 00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:47,012 Well, you're always saying how you wished she'd be more professional. 382 00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:49,482 Yeah, but not against me. 383 00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:51,984 (scoffs) We're supposed to be partners. 384 00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:55,454 Why don't you get undressed and take an actual bath, okay? 385 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,690 I'll put the girls to bed and I'll order takeout for you 386 00:19:57,691 --> 00:20:00,425 - from whatever restaurant you want. - No, I'm not hungry. 387 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:07,533 Do you remember how you felt the first time you powered on the Giant 388 00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:11,036 - and you knew it was something special? - Yeah. 389 00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:14,540 Well, I felt the same way when the first user entered my Community room. 390 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:16,876 It was like... 391 00:20:16,877 --> 00:20:19,378 I don't know, it was like giving birth. 392 00:20:19,379 --> 00:20:21,213 You know? I know that sounds crazy. 393 00:20:21,214 --> 00:20:23,382 Look, it doesn't sound crazy at all. 394 00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:27,019 Look, you created it. It is your baby. 395 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,653 Yeah. 396 00:20:30,891 --> 00:20:33,157 (voice breaks) It's really nice that you get it. 397 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:38,981 I don't know. I don't know if I'm cut out for this. 398 00:20:38,982 --> 00:20:42,034 Hey, look, you can do this, okay? 399 00:20:42,035 --> 00:20:44,653 You're too lost to see it, but I can see it. 400 00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:47,206 Forget what Cameron thinks. 401 00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:50,493 This is a big idea. 402 00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:51,877 You have to see it through. 403 00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:54,830 But what's the point? Even if... 404 00:20:54,831 --> 00:20:57,416 even if we get all the XTs back up and running, 405 00:20:57,417 --> 00:21:01,921 we can't survive long-term on a rickety, homemade network. 406 00:21:01,922 --> 00:21:05,607 Look, you'll... you'll figure something out. 407 00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:13,516 Would I be a terrible mother if I stayed in here until the girls went to sleep? 408 00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:15,833 Yes. 409 00:21:53,944 --> 00:21:56,628 - Hey. - Hey. 410 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:01,201 You're... you're out late. 411 00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:04,790 Or early, depending on your sleep schedule. 412 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:09,595 Uh, yeah, I couldn't get any work done during the day with the phones ringing, 413 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:13,099 so I... I'm just here to get snacks. 414 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,651 - Right, yeah... - Grocery store, so... 415 00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:21,474 - I didn't know you worked here. - I'm actually here undercover. 416 00:22:21,475 --> 00:22:23,643 Um, for our games. I'm doing some research. 417 00:22:23,644 --> 00:22:27,647 I got one already. "Stock Boy." 418 00:22:27,648 --> 00:22:31,450 It's where the players have 10 minutes to try and stock all the shelves 419 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:36,405 while dodging senior citizens on the hunt for adult diapers. 420 00:22:36,406 --> 00:22:38,491 - (laughs) - I used to work here in high school 421 00:22:38,492 --> 00:22:41,160 and the manager let me pick up a couple shifts. 422 00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:43,663 - Yeah, of course, it's... - It's just till the shares are worth something. 423 00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:45,298 That's great. 424 00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:47,016 I... I mean, it's not, like, great. 425 00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,768 Yeah, the FireBall Jawbreakers, 426 00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:51,854 they're at the bottom shelf at the end of aisle six, 427 00:22:51,855 --> 00:22:55,191 and the Good & Plentys are halfway down the same aisle, 428 00:22:55,192 --> 00:22:58,277 but they're on the right. 429 00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:01,998 It's hard to miss. You always leave a trail of wrappers in your wake. 430 00:23:01,999 --> 00:23:03,332 (car engine starts) 431 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,785 Cool. Uh... right. 432 00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:09,038 (laughs) I'll see you in a few. 433 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,972 - Yep. - Okay. 434 00:23:14,628 --> 00:23:18,014 Here are my terms. First off, I'm in charge. 435 00:23:18,015 --> 00:23:20,550 Second, I'll provide my services for free 436 00:23:20,551 --> 00:23:23,469 in exchange for Mutiny being your first client, all right? 437 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,688 And third, dude, this is a pilot program. 438 00:23:25,689 --> 00:23:28,558 I expect a discounted rate. 439 00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:31,894 So, what did you screw up over at Mutiny? 440 00:23:31,895 --> 00:23:34,647 Nothing. I'm just trying to help out my wife. 441 00:23:34,648 --> 00:23:36,315 All right, let me get this straight. 442 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:38,200 Donna asked you if Cameron's company 443 00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:39,569 could be my pilot program. 444 00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:41,737 They're desperate. 445 00:23:41,738 --> 00:23:44,073 They're not desperate. Look, the company's in great shape. 446 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,007 Do we have a deal or not? 447 00:23:50,414 --> 00:23:52,748 All right, I put together an equipment list. 448 00:23:52,749 --> 00:23:56,085 Just so you know, converting the mainframes for time-sharing 449 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:58,087 isn't as easy as just flipping a switch. 450 00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,673 I mean, the T-1 connections alone are gonna take a few days. 451 00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:02,925 I already had three T-1 high-speed lines installed. 452 00:24:02,926 --> 00:24:04,393 I just need you to finish the connections 453 00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:06,846 and install IBM's time-sharing option. 454 00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:09,765 All right. Well, we should use Michigan Terminal Systems. 455 00:24:09,766 --> 00:24:11,734 You know, it's much more reliable than IBM. 456 00:24:11,735 --> 00:24:13,769 Could you do it tonight? 457 00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:16,188 - Why tonight? - Can you do it or can't you, Gordon? 458 00:24:16,189 --> 00:24:17,773 Yeah, yeah, I could do it. 459 00:24:17,774 --> 00:24:19,358 Great, why don't you grab this stuff 460 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,379 and meet me at the bar across the street at 8:00? 461 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:27,882 Why don't you grab this stuff and meet me at the bar at 8:00? 462 00:24:30,287 --> 00:24:33,289 Okay, um, before I go screw myself, 463 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:37,126 when was the last time that you got the head of CompuServe on the phone? 464 00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:39,861 Also, we're not CompuServe! 465 00:24:41,765 --> 00:24:43,382 - (knock on door) - Yeah? 466 00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:45,384 - This a bad time? - Huh? No, no, come in. 467 00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:48,804 Just doing some customer service. 468 00:24:48,805 --> 00:24:52,775 Can I ask you a question? Have you ever used Mutiny Community? 469 00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:54,560 Yeah. 470 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,979 - What's your question? - That. That was my question. 471 00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:59,782 I just thought you should try it before you decide to drop it. 472 00:24:59,783 --> 00:25:03,152 But you have, so I'll leave it to you. 473 00:25:03,153 --> 00:25:05,121 Okay. 474 00:25:05,122 --> 00:25:06,956 What's your favorite room? 475 00:25:06,957 --> 00:25:10,576 - What? - Your favorite room. All the guys have one. 476 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,093 I'm just curious. 477 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:17,500 I know what Community is. 478 00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:20,636 With respect, I disagree. 479 00:25:20,637 --> 00:25:23,005 It's simple text 480 00:25:23,006 --> 00:25:25,925 with no graphical capability or playability. 481 00:25:25,926 --> 00:25:28,026 - Oh. - Am I wrong? 482 00:25:29,646 --> 00:25:31,681 The code might not be revolutionary, 483 00:25:31,682 --> 00:25:35,768 but the interactions between users are a completely new way of communicating. 484 00:25:35,769 --> 00:25:38,187 People can be more authentic online than in real life, 485 00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:40,606 and that is addictive. 486 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:43,109 Okay, fine. 487 00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:44,660 I'll give a spin in Community. 488 00:25:44,661 --> 00:25:47,796 Just don't expect me to change my mind. 489 00:25:52,669 --> 00:25:54,954 Because you just don't like it 490 00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:56,872 or because it didn't come from you? 491 00:25:56,873 --> 00:25:59,974 ("Things Can Only Get Better" playing) 492 00:26:07,884 --> 00:26:09,719 (song continues playing in background) 493 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,388 (cheering, clapping) 494 00:26:12,389 --> 00:26:14,223 Whoo! 495 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:16,225 Can we turn the heat back on now? 496 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:18,978 Aw, come on. Get yourself a new wool skirt, milady. 497 00:26:18,979 --> 00:26:21,063 - (laughing) - We just got back another subscriber. 498 00:26:21,064 --> 00:26:23,065 I think we should celebrate. 499 00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:24,483 Cameron bought those for tonight. 500 00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:25,701 Oh, right, we're still on the clock. 501 00:26:25,702 --> 00:26:27,403 Or are we? 502 00:26:27,404 --> 00:26:29,470 - (laughter) - Bodie: Heads up. 503 00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:32,041 (all cheering) 504 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:33,909 (all chanting) Drink! Drink! Drink! 505 00:26:33,910 --> 00:26:38,614 You're spilling on my shares. How am I gonna feed myself? 506 00:26:38,615 --> 00:26:40,216 (computer beeps) 507 00:26:40,217 --> 00:26:42,251 Wonderboy: God, man. 508 00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:44,936 (laughing, cheering) 509 00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:46,710 _ 510 00:26:46,924 --> 00:26:48,354 _ 511 00:26:55,869 --> 00:26:57,800 _ 512 00:27:08,269 --> 00:27:09,807 _ 513 00:27:14,713 --> 00:27:16,998 _ 514 00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:23,760 _ 515 00:27:28,357 --> 00:27:30,662 _ 516 00:27:36,849 --> 00:27:39,832 _ 517 00:27:59,830 --> 00:28:03,165 Um, that went to everyone. 518 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,668 - What do you... - Everyone. 519 00:28:05,669 --> 00:28:08,671 I know this isn't the best time to tell you this, but for future reference, 520 00:28:08,672 --> 00:28:12,341 the letter D plus the shift key plus exclamation mark means "direct to all." 521 00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:14,692 (gasps) 522 00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:46,391 (keyboard clacking) 523 00:29:11,765 --> 00:29:14,866 (music playing in background) 524 00:29:18,082 --> 00:29:21,168 - All right, I got everything in my trunk. - Hey. 525 00:29:21,169 --> 00:29:23,897 I didn't have time to tape them all to one sheet, 526 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:26,066 so fill out the expense report for me, will ya? 527 00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:28,235 - Mm. - Hey, any chance you guys carry Anchor Steam? 528 00:29:28,236 --> 00:29:28,940 Mm-mm. 529 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:31,405 Well, uh, give me whatever's that's on tap. 530 00:29:31,406 --> 00:29:33,657 That's all I got on me. I'll give you the rest by the end of the week. 531 00:29:33,658 --> 00:29:36,877 Why are you reimbursing me with your own money? 532 00:29:36,878 --> 00:29:38,329 Did you get me that security badge? 533 00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:40,331 You don't need a security badge. 534 00:29:40,332 --> 00:29:42,416 - Why not? - It's after hours. 535 00:29:42,417 --> 00:29:45,719 Isn't that all the more reason I need a security badge? 536 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,255 (cash register dings) 537 00:29:48,256 --> 00:29:49,673 - Joe? - Hmm? 538 00:29:49,674 --> 00:29:51,759 I tried to do this all by the book, 539 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,261 but I was getting stonewalled by some half-wit lifer 540 00:29:54,262 --> 00:29:57,097 - who couldn't even understand the concept of passive income. - Oh, unbelievable. 541 00:29:57,098 --> 00:29:59,767 Look, I don't think you understand the concept of good faith. 542 00:29:59,768 --> 00:30:01,852 I knew if I told you I was doing this on the side, 543 00:30:01,853 --> 00:30:03,520 - you'd make a big deal about it. - Oh, "on the side." 544 00:30:03,521 --> 00:30:05,248 No, it is a big deal. 545 00:30:05,249 --> 00:30:07,801 Why didn't you take this to your future father-in-law? 546 00:30:07,802 --> 00:30:08,940 Okay? It's a great idea. 547 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,837 He wouldn't get my vision the way you did. 548 00:30:10,838 --> 00:30:12,506 It would just be words. 549 00:30:12,507 --> 00:30:14,841 I needed evidence to back it up so he could trust me. 550 00:30:14,842 --> 00:30:16,676 And what better way to earn his trust 551 00:30:16,677 --> 00:30:18,512 than to break into his building in the middle of the night 552 00:30:18,513 --> 00:30:20,981 and mess with his state-of-the-art mainframe? 553 00:30:20,982 --> 00:30:25,018 - It's a better play. - Oh, it's a better play. 554 00:30:25,019 --> 00:30:27,654 - Does Sara know about this? - She's in Austin for the night. 555 00:30:27,655 --> 00:30:30,824 Mm, all right, well, let's call her up, tell her what we're about to do, 556 00:30:30,825 --> 00:30:32,359 and if she's okay with it, then I'm happy to help. 557 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,494 Okay, after we call up Donna 558 00:30:34,495 --> 00:30:36,363 and tell her that she'll be leasing her new network from me. 559 00:30:36,364 --> 00:30:38,031 Listen, Donna and I, 560 00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:39,699 we don't hide anything from each other. 561 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:42,218 Great, let's call her up. I'd love to say hi. 562 00:30:43,871 --> 00:30:45,956 You know, I'd like to punch you in the face right now. 563 00:30:45,957 --> 00:30:47,940 Be my guest. 564 00:30:59,887 --> 00:31:02,488 Okay, I lied. I don't know how to use Community. 565 00:31:04,525 --> 00:31:06,693 How is anybody supposed to respect me 566 00:31:06,694 --> 00:31:08,311 when you're disrespecting me? 567 00:31:08,312 --> 00:31:10,730 - Did you think about that? - No. 568 00:31:10,731 --> 00:31:12,866 Did you think about that at all when you were messaging with Tom? 569 00:31:12,867 --> 00:31:15,235 No, I-I... honestly, I wasn't thinking at all. 570 00:31:15,236 --> 00:31:15,939 Yeah. 571 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,988 Do you want me to go apologize to everyone? 572 00:31:17,989 --> 00:31:20,407 No, don't do that. Don't do anything. 573 00:31:20,408 --> 00:31:22,909 Donna, haven't you ever said something shitty 574 00:31:22,910 --> 00:31:25,545 about somebody in private that you'd never say in public? 575 00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:28,381 - That you don't really mean? - That's not what we're talking about. 576 00:31:28,382 --> 00:31:30,717 If you have a problem with Gordon, you come to me. 577 00:31:30,718 --> 00:31:32,752 You don't talk about it behind my back 578 00:31:32,753 --> 00:31:36,522 and you don't ever... don't ever talk about my kids. 579 00:31:39,594 --> 00:31:41,261 - Whoa, are you okay? - Yeah. 580 00:31:41,262 --> 00:31:43,230 - Do you want water? - No, I'm fine. 581 00:31:43,231 --> 00:31:47,366 I just think on top of everything else I have Joanie's flu. 582 00:31:48,436 --> 00:31:50,202 (sighs) 583 00:31:51,939 --> 00:31:53,672 I'm really sorry. 584 00:31:56,277 --> 00:31:59,446 You know that feeling of freedom that you had 585 00:31:59,447 --> 00:32:01,414 when you're sending private messages with Tom? 586 00:32:01,415 --> 00:32:03,533 That feeling that you had a place to go 587 00:32:03,534 --> 00:32:07,621 where you could say things you wouldn't say in person? 588 00:32:07,622 --> 00:32:09,706 That... 589 00:32:09,707 --> 00:32:12,092 that is the value of Community. 590 00:32:12,093 --> 00:32:15,128 I need you in there. 591 00:32:15,129 --> 00:32:17,464 We're doing the group photo for the "Byte" ad. 592 00:32:17,465 --> 00:32:19,549 I'm doing a take on class photos from high school, 593 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:23,235 and without you two, it looks like the abstinence club of 1985. 594 00:32:25,973 --> 00:32:27,823 Okay. 595 00:32:31,112 --> 00:32:34,080 (distant dog barking) 596 00:32:34,081 --> 00:32:35,815 (sighs) 597 00:32:35,816 --> 00:32:37,817 Okay, guys. Guys, guys, can we put down the beer 598 00:32:37,818 --> 00:32:39,819 for, like... just, like, five minutes? 599 00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:42,289 Five minutes, okay? Okay, you're gonna come right here. 600 00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:44,074 Right here. Put it down over there. 601 00:32:44,075 --> 00:32:45,742 Come here, come here. Get in line. 602 00:32:45,743 --> 00:32:47,744 Wonderboy, right here. Okay, here we go. 603 00:32:47,745 --> 00:32:49,162 - Nice and... - Whoa. 604 00:32:49,163 --> 00:32:50,497 Sorry. Stand there in the line. 605 00:32:50,498 --> 00:32:52,332 Take a look at this. 606 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,000 Okay. Wait, where's... where's Bodie, guys? 607 00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,752 Eh, he's in the bathroom, Tom. 608 00:32:55,753 --> 00:32:57,671 He's in the bathroom? Well, can someone go get him? 609 00:32:57,672 --> 00:33:00,090 Please? Jesus, guys, I feel like I'm running a nursery here. 610 00:33:00,091 --> 00:33:03,176 Okay, tighten up, guys. Put down the beer. 611 00:33:03,177 --> 00:33:05,512 Okay, here we... no, no, no, no, no. 612 00:33:05,513 --> 00:33:07,180 Here, you gotta come front and center. 613 00:33:07,181 --> 00:33:09,316 Donna, front and center. Okay? 614 00:33:09,317 --> 00:33:11,818 Okay? Right here. That's great. Thank you. 615 00:33:11,819 --> 00:33:14,854 Okay, this is looking good, guys. Okay, on three. 616 00:33:14,855 --> 00:33:18,525 Big smiles. One, two, three. 617 00:33:18,526 --> 00:33:20,527 Donna, Cameron, that is perfect. 618 00:33:20,528 --> 00:33:23,530 Do you mind lifting the corners of your mouths? 619 00:33:23,531 --> 00:33:26,199 Like a whole lot? Okay? Here we go. 620 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,536 Okay, on three. Lev, Lev, you're blocking Wonderboy. 621 00:33:29,537 --> 00:33:31,204 - Okay? - I can't hear without my glasses. 622 00:33:31,205 --> 00:33:33,006 You can't hear without your glasses. 623 00:33:33,007 --> 00:33:36,293 - Jesus! - Whoa! 624 00:33:36,294 --> 00:33:37,794 I just bought this shirt! 625 00:33:37,795 --> 00:33:40,297 Okay, guys. Wonderboy! Wonderboy! 626 00:33:40,298 --> 00:33:42,015 Wonderboy, just stop, okay? 627 00:33:42,016 --> 00:33:44,050 Everybody just stop. Can we just get together? 628 00:33:44,051 --> 00:33:45,885 Just for, like, one minute?! 629 00:33:45,886 --> 00:33:49,022 Good, great. Big smiles, all right? 630 00:33:49,023 --> 00:33:52,025 Jesus. One, two... 631 00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:54,561 - Whoo-hoo! - (all laughing) 632 00:33:54,562 --> 00:33:58,231 - That's great. That's great. Thanks. - Did it look good? 633 00:33:58,232 --> 00:34:00,567 - Complete disaster. That's good. - Oui, oui! 634 00:34:00,568 --> 00:34:03,469 - Give me that beer. Give me that beer. - Whoo! 635 00:34:11,045 --> 00:34:12,879 (music playing in background) 636 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,165 Watch out! 637 00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:18,084 Ah! Get down! 638 00:34:18,085 --> 00:34:19,886 - Ah! - Ah! Watch it! 639 00:34:19,887 --> 00:34:21,671 (darts firing) 640 00:34:21,672 --> 00:34:23,723 (shouting) 641 00:34:23,724 --> 00:34:25,225 Wonderboy: Watch out, he's on red team! 642 00:34:25,226 --> 00:34:27,510 Amit: Get him! He's over there. 643 00:34:27,511 --> 00:34:29,896 - Hey, Carl? - Uh, yeah? 644 00:34:29,897 --> 00:34:31,564 Did you take down Community yet? 645 00:34:31,565 --> 00:34:33,233 Oh, um, no, 646 00:34:33,234 --> 00:34:35,735 but I promise I'll do it before I leave tonight. 647 00:34:35,736 --> 00:34:37,404 And I'm pretty sober, so... 648 00:34:37,405 --> 00:34:38,772 No, it's... 649 00:34:38,773 --> 00:34:40,940 just leave it up for a few more days, okay? 650 00:34:40,941 --> 00:34:43,243 Okay, great, that's good 'cause I'm not at all sober, so... 651 00:34:43,244 --> 00:34:45,412 - Thanks. See ya. - Bodie: Man comin' in. 652 00:34:45,413 --> 00:34:47,614 Coming in! Cover me! 653 00:34:47,615 --> 00:34:49,749 Get your head in the game. 654 00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:51,751 15 seconds. Red team. 655 00:34:51,752 --> 00:34:53,920 You got 15 seconds before I shoot you. 656 00:34:53,921 --> 00:34:55,372 Look out, look out! 657 00:34:55,373 --> 00:34:59,626 ("Don't Wanna Lose" playing) 658 00:34:59,627 --> 00:35:04,196 - (dart gun cocks) - ♪ If you listen close, you might hear the sound ♪ 659 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:12,389 ♪ Well, I would never let you down ♪ 660 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:16,726 - ♪ I thought you were a man of action... ♪ - (groans) 661 00:35:16,727 --> 00:35:18,978 (screams) 662 00:35:18,979 --> 00:35:21,580 ♪ Well, come on, baby, come on, give me a little reaction... ♪ 663 00:35:24,652 --> 00:35:26,986 - (both scream) - Okay, go. 664 00:35:26,987 --> 00:35:29,322 - Okay, got it. - (shouts) 665 00:35:29,323 --> 00:35:30,824 Careful, behind the desk. Behind the desk! Get him! Get him! 666 00:35:30,825 --> 00:35:33,126 - (darts shoot) - (groans) 667 00:35:33,127 --> 00:35:35,060 Get down. Get down. 668 00:35:35,963 --> 00:35:38,013 (all shouting) 669 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:41,968 - Hallway's clear. - Oh, God! 670 00:35:41,969 --> 00:35:44,671 - They shot me! He got me. - No! 671 00:35:44,672 --> 00:35:46,673 - (dart gun clicks) - (chuckles) 672 00:35:46,674 --> 00:35:48,341 - Out of ammo. - You're dead. 673 00:35:48,342 --> 00:35:49,843 - (dart shoots) - (groans) 674 00:35:49,844 --> 00:35:51,311 - (laughs) - Got him! 675 00:35:51,312 --> 00:35:53,263 - Got your guns, babe. - Ammo. 676 00:35:53,264 --> 00:35:56,099 - Here, take his gun. - Bodie: Lord, help me. 677 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,518 - (groans) - Oh, sorry. 678 00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:00,619 Bodie: Cameron, watch out! Take cover! 679 00:36:02,656 --> 00:36:05,290 (screaming) 680 00:36:09,029 --> 00:36:11,046 - I'm hit! - No! 681 00:36:12,199 --> 00:36:15,300 - Ah! - (both laughing) 682 00:36:18,706 --> 00:36:20,957 Oh, you wanna shoot me so bad. 683 00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:24,711 Why? Because you stopped paying us, but you're still riding all our asses? 684 00:36:24,712 --> 00:36:26,713 - Yeah, something along those lines. - And you're imperious 685 00:36:26,714 --> 00:36:29,382 and you're stubborn and you never, ever give constructive criticism. 686 00:36:29,383 --> 00:36:30,800 I get it, I'm a horrible boss. 687 00:36:30,801 --> 00:36:34,053 Actually, I like all that about you. 688 00:36:34,054 --> 00:36:37,724 So... why haven't you taken a shot at me yet? 689 00:36:37,725 --> 00:36:40,393 I don't know. 690 00:36:40,394 --> 00:36:41,895 'Cause I sure as hell want to, 691 00:36:41,896 --> 00:36:44,531 but I also kind of want you in the game. 692 00:36:44,532 --> 00:36:46,164 Yeah? 693 00:36:49,737 --> 00:36:51,988 - That's it. - What's it? 694 00:36:51,989 --> 00:36:54,040 This. 695 00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:56,826 We create this game online. 696 00:36:56,827 --> 00:36:59,078 - We can't compete with box games, right? - Yeah. 697 00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:01,831 But what we have going for us is we're networked. 698 00:37:01,832 --> 00:37:04,250 Instead of shooting at a tank or a robot, 699 00:37:04,251 --> 00:37:07,337 what if you're shooting at another user on our network? 700 00:37:07,338 --> 00:37:09,389 I mean, human players aren't predictable 701 00:37:09,390 --> 00:37:11,508 like a computer-generated enemy. 702 00:37:11,509 --> 00:37:13,176 I mean, how cool would it be 703 00:37:13,177 --> 00:37:15,428 if you're looking right at them, eye to eye? 704 00:37:15,429 --> 00:37:17,180 - Your friend is also your enemy. - Yeah. 705 00:37:17,181 --> 00:37:18,731 I mean, who doesn't want to shoot their friend sometimes? 706 00:37:18,732 --> 00:37:20,183 But how would we do the graphics over the network? 707 00:37:20,184 --> 00:37:22,101 We'd have to do... build half of it on the C64 708 00:37:22,102 --> 00:37:23,603 - and then the other half on our network. - Yes. 709 00:37:23,604 --> 00:37:25,905 And the C64, that can manage the scenery graphics 710 00:37:25,906 --> 00:37:27,857 and the player movement, and we can manage the user's location, 711 00:37:27,858 --> 00:37:29,943 whether or not they can... they can see each other, 712 00:37:29,944 --> 00:37:32,362 the score, all that sort of thing. 713 00:37:32,363 --> 00:37:34,747 And we'd have to build a protocol between the user's computer and ours 714 00:37:34,748 --> 00:37:36,616 - so that we can control the game graphics. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. 715 00:37:36,617 --> 00:37:37,917 As long as they're short, encoded instructions. 716 00:37:37,918 --> 00:37:39,452 Yeah, to keep the game speed up and... 717 00:37:39,453 --> 00:37:40,954 - (both scream) - (phone ringing) 718 00:37:40,955 --> 00:37:43,590 Jesus! I'm on your team, asshole. 719 00:37:43,591 --> 00:37:45,542 Excuse me, we're trying to work in here. 720 00:37:45,543 --> 00:37:48,294 (both laugh) 721 00:37:48,295 --> 00:37:50,797 - Amit: Hey, where's Rendon? - Bodie: He's dead. I shot him. 722 00:37:50,798 --> 00:37:53,800 Amit: Well, go back and tell him that his date's on the phone. 723 00:37:53,801 --> 00:37:57,035 Bodie: Yo, Tom, a lady's on the phone. 724 00:37:58,939 --> 00:38:00,223 - (laughs) - Uh, I gotta go. 725 00:38:00,224 --> 00:38:01,975 Okay, have fun. 726 00:38:01,976 --> 00:38:05,228 (coders chattering) 727 00:38:05,229 --> 00:38:06,896 You're such a gentleman. 728 00:38:06,897 --> 00:38:08,231 Wonderboy: He went back that way! Get him! 729 00:38:08,232 --> 00:38:10,549 (shouting, laughter) 730 00:38:17,491 --> 00:38:19,257 (glasses clatter) 731 00:38:21,412 --> 00:38:23,830 People are gonna be here in two hours. 732 00:38:23,831 --> 00:38:25,665 Yeah, well... 733 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:27,083 How much longer? 734 00:38:27,084 --> 00:38:30,420 You sound like my girls on a road trip. 735 00:38:30,421 --> 00:38:32,505 You're slower than you used to be. 736 00:38:32,506 --> 00:38:36,342 Well, you want me to slap this thing together like the Giant Pro? 737 00:38:36,343 --> 00:38:38,011 I'm almost done slotting. 738 00:38:38,012 --> 00:38:39,512 Then I gotta upload the hosting 739 00:38:39,513 --> 00:38:41,481 and time-sharing options that'll switch the TSO... 740 00:38:41,482 --> 00:38:44,934 That's not on you, the Giant Pro. 741 00:38:44,935 --> 00:38:47,770 No one machine can be everything to every customer. 742 00:38:47,771 --> 00:38:50,273 We're all guessing in the dark to a certain extent. 743 00:38:50,274 --> 00:38:53,192 Yeah, well, I have no idea what consumers want 744 00:38:53,193 --> 00:38:55,862 and I'm sick and tired of trying to figure it out. 745 00:38:55,863 --> 00:38:59,365 You know, I wish... I wish people would just tell me exactly what they want 746 00:38:59,366 --> 00:39:00,950 and then I would go and build it. 747 00:39:00,951 --> 00:39:03,202 Like a tailor making a custom suit. 748 00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:06,722 Exactly. I can build anything. 749 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:11,143 Let me grab you a fresh Coke. 750 00:39:14,632 --> 00:39:18,116 (door opens, closes) 751 00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:34,495 (door opens, closes) 752 00:39:38,091 --> 00:39:39,591 Hey, hey, what happened? 753 00:39:39,592 --> 00:39:41,093 Oh, nothing. I just, uh... 754 00:39:41,094 --> 00:39:43,262 I just fell. I must've tripped. 755 00:39:43,263 --> 00:39:43,875 On what? 756 00:39:43,876 --> 00:39:48,517 I caught my foot on the edge of the cabinet here. 757 00:39:48,518 --> 00:39:50,686 Look, I'm fine. I'm fine. 758 00:39:50,687 --> 00:39:53,105 Let's just keep going. Look, the sun's almost up. 759 00:39:53,106 --> 00:39:55,607 Hey, Gordon, you don't look so good. 760 00:39:55,608 --> 00:39:57,776 What are you, my mother? 761 00:39:57,777 --> 00:39:59,960 Thanks for the soda. 762 00:40:06,703 --> 00:40:10,372 - (door opens) - (footsteps) 763 00:40:10,373 --> 00:40:12,874 (claps) 764 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:16,295 - Bosworth: Oh. - Well, you're here early. 765 00:40:16,296 --> 00:40:18,297 Yeah, this one fella was never at home. 766 00:40:18,298 --> 00:40:20,382 Only way to catch him was in his car, 767 00:40:20,383 --> 00:40:23,135 in the garage, as he pulled out on his way to work. 768 00:40:23,136 --> 00:40:25,103 (chuckles) 769 00:40:25,104 --> 00:40:26,805 - Here. - You know... 770 00:40:26,806 --> 00:40:28,539 All right. 771 00:40:33,813 --> 00:40:36,982 I'm not gonna ask you to work here again, okay? 772 00:40:36,983 --> 00:40:38,984 I'm telling you. 773 00:40:38,985 --> 00:40:42,321 You start tomorrow. This is your office. 774 00:40:42,322 --> 00:40:45,958 It has an open-door policy, obviously, 775 00:40:45,959 --> 00:40:47,909 because it is the kitchen. 776 00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:51,496 - (imitates explosion) - Your first task... 777 00:40:51,497 --> 00:40:54,466 is I need you to help me run this company better. 778 00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:57,336 Yes, ma'am. 779 00:40:57,337 --> 00:41:01,188 I mean it. I want to be better at this. 780 00:41:02,342 --> 00:41:04,843 (sighs) 781 00:41:04,844 --> 00:41:07,679 When I was 23, my job at Cardiff was to do one thing... 782 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,315 put the hand radio kits in the box for shipment. 783 00:41:10,316 --> 00:41:13,518 That's it. Wasn't even responsible for labeling them. 784 00:41:13,519 --> 00:41:14,987 (laughs) 785 00:41:14,988 --> 00:41:18,440 I just boxed 'em, punched out, and drank beer. 786 00:41:18,441 --> 00:41:20,826 - (laughs) - (sighs) 787 00:41:20,827 --> 00:41:22,494 - (chuckles) - (door opens) 788 00:41:22,495 --> 00:41:24,780 You'll get there. 789 00:41:24,781 --> 00:41:26,565 - (door closes) - When? 790 00:41:26,566 --> 00:41:28,200 Hey. 791 00:41:28,201 --> 00:41:32,004 I got the film developed from the... yeah. 792 00:41:32,005 --> 00:41:35,374 I don't know... I don't know if there's anything... 793 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:37,441 like, usable in there. 794 00:41:38,544 --> 00:41:40,277 Hey. 795 00:41:42,882 --> 00:41:46,184 (scoffing) 796 00:41:46,185 --> 00:41:47,969 We've howdied, but we ain't shook. 797 00:41:47,970 --> 00:41:50,188 - John Bosworth. - Tom Rendon. 798 00:41:50,189 --> 00:41:51,989 (laughs) Oh, my God. 799 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:56,127 (laughing) 800 00:41:57,864 --> 00:41:59,663 And there's your ad right there. 801 00:42:02,902 --> 00:42:05,370 Yeah. 802 00:42:05,371 --> 00:42:08,874 "Play with friends." That's the tag. 803 00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:11,342 Mm. 804 00:42:16,215 --> 00:42:18,350 You're in a good mood. 805 00:42:18,351 --> 00:42:20,502 Your date must have gone well. 806 00:42:20,503 --> 00:42:21,753 Uh, it was terrible, actually. 807 00:42:21,754 --> 00:42:23,004 I had to cut it short. 808 00:42:23,005 --> 00:42:25,390 Aw, she wouldn't put out? 809 00:42:25,391 --> 00:42:27,926 Funny. So funny. 810 00:42:27,927 --> 00:42:30,262 No, I, uh... 811 00:42:30,263 --> 00:42:32,264 well, I couldn't stop thinking about the game. 812 00:42:32,265 --> 00:42:35,833 (groans) I know, me, too. 813 00:42:39,272 --> 00:42:40,605 (laughs) I'm sorry. 814 00:42:40,606 --> 00:42:41,773 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 815 00:42:41,774 --> 00:42:43,174 Okay. 816 00:42:52,919 --> 00:42:56,254 Donna, how much longer you gonna be in there? 817 00:42:56,255 --> 00:42:58,022 Donna: I don't know. 818 00:42:59,258 --> 00:43:02,060 Mm. 819 00:43:02,061 --> 00:43:07,065 You know, maybe you should go see a doctor, you know? 820 00:43:07,066 --> 00:43:09,768 Just to rule out anything serious. 821 00:43:09,769 --> 00:43:13,688 No, I think I... I must've just got what Joanie had. 822 00:43:13,689 --> 00:43:16,575 Well, I got some great news 823 00:43:16,576 --> 00:43:19,444 that I think'll make you feel better. 824 00:43:19,445 --> 00:43:22,364 You know that consulting gig I did last night? 825 00:43:22,365 --> 00:43:27,586 Well, I convinced, uh, my contact over there 826 00:43:27,587 --> 00:43:31,790 to lease their network to Mutiny for $3 an hour. 827 00:43:31,791 --> 00:43:34,292 Okay, nobody's getting that kind of deal. 828 00:43:34,293 --> 00:43:37,729 You'll be able to run thousands of Community rooms. 829 00:43:37,730 --> 00:43:40,966 How's that for turning lemons into lemonade? 830 00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:43,200 Donna, did you hear me? 831 00:43:44,637 --> 00:43:46,805 Yeah. 832 00:43:46,806 --> 00:43:49,274 I'm sorry. 833 00:43:49,275 --> 00:43:51,825 Um, that is amazing news. 834 00:43:52,895 --> 00:43:54,479 Are you throwing up? 835 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,982 Hmm? 836 00:43:56,983 --> 00:43:59,083 Yeah. 837 00:44:00,653 --> 00:44:02,654 Can you give me a sec? 838 00:44:02,655 --> 00:44:05,157 Yeah, sure. 839 00:44:05,158 --> 00:44:07,057 I'll be in the kitchen. 840 00:44:24,443 --> 00:44:26,310 (sighs) 841 00:44:26,658 --> 00:44:33,759 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.