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Previously on "Happyish"...
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Do you remember when we first met?
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I came in here and I said,
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"Hey, Larry Nash, love your work.
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I just started here." And
you know what you said?
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- What?
- I'm sorry to hear that.
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Come on, you can't fire Larry.
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He's just had a baby.
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They're stock photos.
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He puts them up so we don't fire him.
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That's genius.
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- They moved your office.
- Why?
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This is the new ideation room.
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- An ideation room?
- An ideation room.
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Contemplation corner.
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Well, you know, to be fair,
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it helps with the "au-think-ification."
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Ah.
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These may be our enemies abroad.
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These are our enemies at home.
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- Parents.
- Fuckin' boomers.
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Thom, you feel bad about
every Army assignment.
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That's why we love you.
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Maybe I should enlist.
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I'll bring Julius. Take
your son to war day.
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I'm hoping we don't get that desperate.
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Synced and corrected by OussLP
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Sorry.
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What's up?
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Um...
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Thom, uh...
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Larry committed suicide last night.
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What?
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I just... I found out this morning.
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Dani sent me an article.
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He'd been having trouble at home, and...
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uh, he...
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What are you talking about?
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He was recently terminated
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at his longtime place of employment.
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He had a fight with his wife.
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They'd been having troubles.
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And he said he was gonna kill himself.
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He went down in the cellar...
the... propane tanks.
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His wife and kids
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got out just... just in time.
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Yeah.
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And they don't know if he was trying to...
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you know, if he was
trying to kill them too.
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The thing about suicide, I think, is this.
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We get it.
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We totally get it.
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Ending it, throwing in the towel.
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Fuck it. Fuck all of it.
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We don't condone it. We don't forgive it.
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But we totally, totally get it.
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Hey, this is Larry. Leave me a message,
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and I'll return it as
soon as possible. Thanks.
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Hey, Larry. It's Thom.
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Uh, I just was in the office,
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and I... I heard you
killed yourself last night.
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So I just thought I'd call
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on behalf of the office and, uh,
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your friends and your family
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and your wife and your kids,
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and I thought I'd just
call you and tell you
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what a piece-of-shit pussy I think you are.
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You're a huge, huge fucking
piece-of-shit pussy, Larry.
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So fuck you.
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Fuck you, you fucking pussy fuck!
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This has been a tough
morning for all of us.
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So let's... let's just
try and get through this
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as quickly as possible, okay?
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Yes, let's... let's dive right in.
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Well, it's very simple.
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The problem for the Army is this.
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The country is doing well.
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The economy goes down, enlistment goes up.
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The economy goes up,
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better options, enlistment tanks.
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Yeah, we're having the same problem
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on the frozen pizza accounts.
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Nobody eats that shit when things are good.
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Yeah, fuckin' recovery.
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Whole thing is just a plot
to weaken the military.
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Guess Obama really is a secret Muslim.
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- Right, Thom?
- What?
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I mean, Michelle, surely there must be
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a recession around the corner or so.
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We should be so lucky.
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Unfortunately, all economic indicators
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point to continued growth.
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My suggestion... fear.
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The economy might be getting better,
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but the world is as
dangerous as it ever was.
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Don't let the numbers fool you.
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We need to remind people of this.
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We need to say it's not over.
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Not by a long shot.
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- The boogeyman.
- Exactly.
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McCarthyism.
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Yeah, it worked for McCarthy.
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We had red scare.
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We had yellow peril.
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Welcome to the new "turban dread."
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- I like that.
- Yeah.
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Fear is effective in any economy.
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But doesn't it need a color?
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You know, red scare, yellow menace.
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What about something with sand?
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Like, uh... like the desert.
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Sand... band. Sand brand?
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What about something with Muhammad?
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Thom?
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Like, uh, "Even mo' Hammad"?
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They want a color, Mikal.
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Ooh. Harem scare 'em.
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How is that a color?
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What about the color
of their turbans? White?
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Oh, yeah. What about "white fright"?
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- That's good.
- Yeah, I like "white fright."
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It sounds too much like "white flight."
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I think "turban dread" is more specific.
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What about "tough Shiite"?
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"Sunni Tunes"?
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Amazing inventions.
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Incredible products.
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Welcome to another episode of...
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"I'll Take Two" with your host Jimmy Zales.
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I'll take two! I'll take two!
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Okay.
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Depression.
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Anxiety.
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Doubt.
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That creepy sensation
that life is meaningless
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and destined to fail you.
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You know, for centuries,
mankind has struggled
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to try and find solutions
to these problems.
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But, ladies and gentlemen,
today we have one.
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I give you the world's first
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do-it-yourself-at-home lobotomy kit.
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Now, the problem is not
disease or war or anxiety.
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The problem is our brain.
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Specifically, the prefrontal cortex.
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Now, about 50 years ago,
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a real smart guy called Dr. Antonio Moniz,
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uh, clever little Portuguese guy.
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He wondered what would happen
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if we got rid of that horrible cortex.
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Wouldn't people be happier?
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And the answer is yes.
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Now, I know some of you guys are thinking,
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"Hey, Jimmy, that sounds a little crazy."
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You know how crazy that is?
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You know what they gave Dr. Moniz?
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What?
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You know what they gave that little guy?
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What?
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The Nobel Prize!
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That's right. For this.
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I'll take two! I'll take two!
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I'll tell you what the Army needs to do.
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Have you seen that yogurt video?
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The one with, uh... with the bear.
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Chobani.
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Mm, I thought it was Dannon.
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The one with the bear on the street?
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- That was Yoplait.
- Yeah.
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- Chobani.
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- Anyways, have you seen it?
- Yeah.
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No, I have not.
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Okay, so their whole marketing strategy
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is natural ingredients. Typical, yeah?
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The TV campaign, average.
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So they have the bear walk into the store
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looking for the natural ingredients
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and they give him the yogurt.
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Whatever. It's not winning
any One Show awards.
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But the digital campaign is fantastic.
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They set up all these little
hidden cameras everywhere,
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and they put a guy inside of a crazy,
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realistic grizzly bear suit.
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Yeah, some sort of a robotic sort of thing.
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And they let him loose on
the streets of New York, yeah?
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People are freaking out.
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Video went viral overnight.
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Viral. So we're viruses now, right?
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That bother anybody else?
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They call it prank-vertising.
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It's ridiculous.
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It's immersive product engagement.
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Regardless, the Chobani video
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got over 4 million YouTube hits, okay?
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30,000 social shares.
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I mean, did you see the LG one?
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That one was really cool.
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They do a film of a comet
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and the screen is so realistic
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that people think, like,
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You should see that, Jonathan.
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It's... it's funny, but
it's dead-on strategy.
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I mean, 17 million YouTube views.
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Last time I checked, over
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What does this have to do with the Army?
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Michelle was talking about fear.
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Now, you can tell someone
to be afraid of a bear.
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You can tell them how dangerous they are.
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And maybe they believe
you and maybe they don't.
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But you put a bear in the streets,
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you don't have to convince
them of anything, okay?
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So, what if we took a town, hmm?
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Middle of the country.
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Heartland. Yeah?
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Thom, this is your account.
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You tell us where.
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And we pick a day.
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Yeah. Easter. When Jesus was born.
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That's when Jesus rose from the dead.
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Even better. Even better.
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And so everyone is coming
out of the churches, yeah?
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And they're on their way to baseball games
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and barbecues and apple pie, yeah?
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Then, all of a sudden,
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a bunch of Muslim terrorists
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go running right into
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Two or three, you know, pickup trucks
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full of militants,
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and they're shooting their AKs in the air
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and yelling in Arabic.
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Imagine it... the look of terror
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on all the villagers' faces.
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Some of them scream and
some of them are running
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and some of them just throw their hands up
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and they surrender and they just...
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they don't know what to do.
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Some of them are calling for their kids
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and calling for help,
and they're screaming.
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Then we cut right up to the leader.
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Creepy little smile.
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And then the title comes up, and it goes,
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"This isn't over.
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Stay strong. Army strong."
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I mean, Thom, you can work on the line,
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but the video'll go viral overnight.
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Guaranteed it blows up the Internet.
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And we'll double the enlistment numbers
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of any month in the past three years.
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That is wrong on every
moral and ethical level
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I can think of.
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Thank you.
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But Christ Almighty, it
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Hell, I'd enlist.
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Thom, you know the general better than...
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God damn it.
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Jesus.
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When is the Army meeting?
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An hour.
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Fuck you, Larry.
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You're not quitting your job, Thom.
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I am. I have to.
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Fine, honey, maybe you will,
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but now is not the time to consider it
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when Larry just fucking killed himself.
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Maybe it is, Lee.
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Maybe this is the best time.
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No, it's not.
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Do you know what I thought
the second that you told me?
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00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:57,411
I thought, "I'm taking
Julius to Hebrew school."
269
00:12:57,463 --> 00:12:58,879
Lee, come on.
270
00:12:58,914 --> 00:13:01,164
Death fucks with our heads, Thom.
271
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,666
I mean, I thought,
272
00:13:02,668 --> 00:13:04,751
"Maybe he should learn about his past.
273
00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:07,838
Maybe he should know about his traditions.
274
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:10,557
Maybe I should give him
something of meaning,
275
00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:15,228
something spiritual,
something fuckin' holy,
276
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for fuck's sake.
277
00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:18,932
Or maybe, I don't know, quit my job."
278
00:13:18,984 --> 00:13:21,852
You know what Larry told me
279
00:13:21,854 --> 00:13:24,938
when we first met 20 years ago?
280
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He said, "If I'm still in
advertising when I'm 40,
281
00:13:26,942 --> 00:13:28,191
do me a favor.
282
00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:30,777
Come find me and blow
my fucking brains out."
283
00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:32,913
Hey, you can't sit here.
284
00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:34,197
Why not?
285
00:13:34,199 --> 00:13:37,083
Can't sit here.
286
00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:38,785
I guess he just decided, you know,
287
00:13:38,837 --> 00:13:40,036
not to wait for me.
288
00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:41,705
Thom, Larry did not kill himself
289
00:13:41,757 --> 00:13:43,540
because he was in advertising.
290
00:13:43,592 --> 00:13:45,625
If anything, he killed
himself because he wasn't.
291
00:13:45,677 --> 00:13:48,378
I can't spend my whole life
like this, Lee. I can't.
292
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:49,930
Let's go, pal. Move it.
293
00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:52,249
Welcome one another as Christ welcomed you.
294
00:13:52,284 --> 00:13:55,318
- That's Romans 15.
- Thom, who you talking to?
295
00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:57,804
This guard's trying to throw
me off the goddamn church steps.
296
00:13:57,856 --> 00:14:00,891
Okay, just go, Thom.
Don't make it any worse.
297
00:14:00,893 --> 00:14:03,293
I have to write, Lee.
I have to make a change.
298
00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:04,561
I'm not gonna ask you again.
299
00:14:04,563 --> 00:14:06,229
All right. Okay. Can I stand?
300
00:14:06,231 --> 00:14:07,564
- Is it okay if I just stand?
- You can stand where you like.
301
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:09,566
Thank you. God, that new Pope's
302
00:14:09,618 --> 00:14:11,234
really loosening things up, isn't he?
303
00:14:11,236 --> 00:14:13,570
Thom. Thom?
304
00:14:13,622 --> 00:14:14,838
Yes.
305
00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:16,606
Thom, just come home.
306
00:14:16,642 --> 00:14:18,675
I can't. I'm seeing Dani.
307
00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:21,828
Thom, this is Larry's tragedy.
308
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,497
It's not yours.
309
00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:25,182
Don't make it your tragedy.
310
00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:29,252
Did you try his cell phone?
311
00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:30,587
Twice.
312
00:14:30,589 --> 00:14:32,088
- Did you text him?
- Three times.
313
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,590
Fuck.
314
00:14:35,727 --> 00:14:37,467
Go down and wait for him in the lobby.
315
00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:38,094
Got it.
316
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:40,013
When he gets here, tell him
to get his melodramatic ass
317
00:14:40,065 --> 00:14:41,431
into the motherfucking Army meeting.
318
00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:45,936
General. How are you, sir?
319
00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:47,270
- Good, good. How are you?
- Good to see you.
320
00:14:47,272 --> 00:14:48,538
You're not quitting, Thom.
321
00:14:48,574 --> 00:14:50,106
I am. I am.
322
00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:51,942
I can't do this anymore.
323
00:14:51,944 --> 00:14:55,712
I have to. You've gotta
find me something else.
324
00:14:55,747 --> 00:14:57,948
"Here lies Thom Payne.
325
00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:59,950
Wrote some Army commercials."
326
00:14:59,952 --> 00:15:02,118
"Provided for his wife and son."
327
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,371
"Wrote taglines instead of novels."
328
00:15:04,423 --> 00:15:06,690
"Put his family's needs before his own."
329
00:15:06,725 --> 00:15:10,627
"Lived, ate shit, died."
330
00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:11,962
What does Lee think?
331
00:15:11,964 --> 00:15:13,463
Why do you always wanna
know what Lee thinks?
332
00:15:13,465 --> 00:15:15,365
Because she's smarter than you are.
333
00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:22,055
Thom, Larry did not kill himself
334
00:15:22,107 --> 00:15:24,040
because he worked in advertising.
335
00:15:24,076 --> 00:15:28,695
He killed himself because
he is a fucking coward.
336
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:32,449
And probably because he no
longer worked in advertising.
337
00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:36,419
I keep thinking about God.
338
00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:37,821
Is he hiring?
339
00:15:37,873 --> 00:15:42,559
Oh, not me. I'm a fallen Catholic.
340
00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:44,411
You know, God hates suicide.
341
00:15:44,463 --> 00:15:47,831
Do you know why? Because
he's a control freak.
342
00:15:47,883 --> 00:15:51,501
Because he gets to
decide who dies and when.
343
00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:53,053
That's part of the fun of being God.
344
00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:54,721
He creates these creatures
345
00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:56,673
and... and gets to push 'em around,
346
00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:58,558
but then one day the creatures realize,
347
00:15:58,594 --> 00:16:00,176
"Hey, we can kill ourselves.
348
00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:02,762
We can check out of this
shitty hotel any time we like,"
349
00:16:02,814 --> 00:16:04,681
and that drives God crazy.
350
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:07,767
He's a classic type-A personality.
351
00:16:07,819 --> 00:16:09,286
That's what I'm saying.
352
00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:13,857
See, I find believing in God comforting.
353
00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:15,892
Believing in God? You
don't believe in anything.
354
00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:18,862
Well, not a good God. A bad God.
355
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:21,698
Do you remember the watchmaker's analogy?
356
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,416
Remind me.
357
00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:25,452
It's that teleological bullshit
358
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:27,203
they used to teach us in school
359
00:16:27,205 --> 00:16:29,372
where you're walking through a desert
360
00:16:29,424 --> 00:16:30,790
and you see a watch in the sand,
361
00:16:30,842 --> 00:16:32,742
and it has all these intricate gears
362
00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:34,377
and shifts and beautiful engraving...
363
00:16:34,429 --> 00:16:37,213
And anything that, uh,
beautiful and perfect
364
00:16:37,265 --> 00:16:38,715
must have been built by somebody.
365
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:40,383
Yes. And this makes you feel better?
366
00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:41,384
Do you want another round?
367
00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:45,221
Uh, yeah. Fuck it.
368
00:16:45,223 --> 00:16:48,224
I believe in the Swatch-maker analogy.
369
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:51,277
Something this shitty and cheap and ugly
370
00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:53,563
could not possibly be an accident.
371
00:16:53,565 --> 00:16:55,148
Shit this bad doesn't just happen.
372
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,566
Nope. Not at all.
373
00:16:56,618 --> 00:16:59,285
Somebody had to unintelligently
design this pile of crap.
374
00:17:03,809 --> 00:17:06,609
Okay, kids. Who's ready to sing?
375
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:08,078
Here we go.
376
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,796
We obey His rules
377
00:17:09,831 --> 00:17:11,915
He's a powerful God
378
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:14,467
When God says jump, we say how high...
379
00:17:14,503 --> 00:17:16,753
Very good!
380
00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:19,422
- I wanna go.
- All right, soon, buddy.
381
00:17:19,424 --> 00:17:21,758
Why are they wearing those hats?
382
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,643
Oh, those are called yarmulkes.
383
00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:25,428
That's what Jews wear.
384
00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,097
Am I a Jew?
385
00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:29,432
Yeah, you are. So am I.
386
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:31,151
Is Dad a Jew?
387
00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:33,770
Uh, no.
388
00:17:33,772 --> 00:17:35,321
He's lucky.
389
00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:38,875
Don't watch TV or smoke cigars...
390
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,945
- I wanna go.
- Okay, soon. Soon.
391
00:17:41,997 --> 00:17:43,663
Shabbos is the day we pray...
392
00:17:43,699 --> 00:17:45,615
What's Shabbos?
393
00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:48,084
Oh, that... that means "Saturday."
394
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,170
They sure like Saturday.
395
00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:53,289
Well, yeah. Who doesn't?
Saturdays are awesome.
396
00:17:53,341 --> 00:17:55,792
Great job. Give yourselves
a round of applause.
397
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:58,044
Did you have a good time?
398
00:17:58,096 --> 00:17:59,462
Yes.
399
00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:02,565
And who do we thank
when we had a good time?
400
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:04,367
- God.
- Why?
401
00:18:04,403 --> 00:18:05,902
'Cause he's the ruler of the universe?
402
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:07,303
Well, that's debatable.
403
00:18:07,305 --> 00:18:09,406
And why did he give us a good time?
404
00:18:09,441 --> 00:18:12,075
Because we obeyed his commandments?
405
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,810
- That's exactly right.
- That's not true.
406
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,145
All right, I think it's time for a little
407
00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:17,814
"Hashem is Here," okay?
408
00:18:17,866 --> 00:18:21,401
Hashem is here, Hashem is there...
409
00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:24,404
- Who's Hashem?
- That's Hebrew for "God."
410
00:18:24,456 --> 00:18:26,239
What's God?
411
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,542
Ugh... I'll explain it later.
412
00:18:29,578 --> 00:18:31,327
He sounds strict.
413
00:18:31,379 --> 00:18:33,747
Well, you know, He runs a tight ship.
414
00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:37,884
How can Hashem be everywhere?
415
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:41,004
I don't know.
416
00:18:41,056 --> 00:18:44,174
Is he here now?
417
00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:46,726
Uh, I guess so.
418
00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:49,095
Is he there when I sleep?
419
00:18:49,147 --> 00:18:52,232
You know, why don't we
talk about it in the car?
420
00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:54,017
Let's go.
421
00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:55,852
Is he there when I poop?
422
00:18:55,904 --> 00:19:00,190
Okay, shh. Go, go, go, go, go.
423
00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:03,076
Hashem is here, Hashem is there
424
00:19:03,111 --> 00:19:06,780
Hashem is truly everywhere...
425
00:19:06,832 --> 00:19:08,698
Can I take a cookie?
426
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,867
- Mm.
- Please.
427
00:19:10,869 --> 00:19:12,702
Okay, but just one.
428
00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:13,870
This is how they get you, you know.
429
00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:15,121
It's a gateway cookie.
430
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:17,540
Pretty soon you're gonna
be asking for a tallis.
431
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,592
- What's a tallis?
- Oh, it's like a cape.
432
00:19:19,628 --> 00:19:21,544
Well, I want a cape.
433
00:19:21,596 --> 00:19:23,379
Well, you're not getting a cape. Go.
434
00:19:27,786 --> 00:19:30,220
Is this some kind of joke?
435
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:32,438
We know it's out of the box for you guys,
436
00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:34,257
but immersive product engagement
437
00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:37,327
can really move the needle.
Worked wonders for Chobani.
438
00:19:37,362 --> 00:19:38,661
Where's Thom?
439
00:19:38,697 --> 00:19:40,130
Uh, Thom actually got called away.
440
00:19:40,165 --> 00:19:41,564
Did he approve this?
441
00:19:41,566 --> 00:19:43,483
General, your numbers are down.
442
00:19:43,535 --> 00:19:45,268
And they're going to continue to go down
443
00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:46,820
unless you do something memorable...
444
00:19:46,872 --> 00:19:48,154
Son, are you really proposing
445
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:49,656
that we send a team of actors
446
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,157
into an American small town
447
00:19:51,209 --> 00:19:52,575
and pretend it's a terrorist takeover?
448
00:19:52,577 --> 00:19:53,793
Yes.
449
00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:56,663
This is just one idea, obviously.
450
00:19:56,715 --> 00:19:57,797
You folks are aware, are you not,
451
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,082
that America has the highest
452
00:19:59,134 --> 00:20:02,335
gun per capita ratio of
any nation in the world?
453
00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:04,754
There's 300 million guns out there.
454
00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:06,673
The second closest is Serbia.
455
00:20:06,725 --> 00:20:08,925
We are aware of that, General.
456
00:20:08,977 --> 00:20:10,844
We think that gun-ownership number
457
00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:14,097
reflects a unique paranoia opportunity
458
00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:16,933
that a staged terrorist takeover
459
00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:18,902
can play really well into.
460
00:20:20,272 --> 00:20:22,822
The Army is not yogurt.
461
00:20:22,858 --> 00:20:24,807
We don't engage in pranks.
462
00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:26,776
And while we can debate whether or not
463
00:20:26,778 --> 00:20:29,279
gun ownership indicates paranoia,
464
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:31,414
there's no doubt that what it does indicate
465
00:20:31,449 --> 00:20:34,384
is the very heavy presence of guns.
466
00:20:34,419 --> 00:20:36,286
I don't know what it's
like where you're from, son,
467
00:20:36,288 --> 00:20:38,121
but you take a handful of actors,
468
00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:39,956
dress them up like Islamic terrorists,
469
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:41,991
and drive them into the
middle of small-town America,
470
00:20:42,027 --> 00:20:44,961
I can assure you of one
thing and one thing only.
471
00:20:45,013 --> 00:20:47,964
There will be so many
bullet holes in those actors,
472
00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:49,866
their own mothers won't recognize them.
473
00:20:57,943 --> 00:21:00,343
Fuck you, Larry.
474
00:21:00,378 --> 00:21:01,644
I'll call them.
475
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,813
Yeah, you're goddamn right
you're gonna call 'em.
476
00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:05,565
I was with Dani.
477
00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:06,816
Oh, fuck you, Thom.
478
00:21:06,818 --> 00:21:08,484
I don't care if you were with God.
479
00:21:08,486 --> 00:21:10,653
If you wanna quit, quit.
480
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:12,238
Don't take me down with you.
481
00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,657
I am killing myself
keeping the Swedes off you.
482
00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,326
I am protecting you at every turn.
483
00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:18,544
The Army is your biggest goddamn account.
484
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:21,664
You're gonna fuck around? Come on.
485
00:21:24,052 --> 00:21:26,252
I can't do this anymore, Jon.
486
00:21:26,304 --> 00:21:30,340
I can't. It's... it's always been sick,
487
00:21:30,342 --> 00:21:34,677
but lately it's just gotten viral.
488
00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:37,263
It's a job, Thom.
489
00:21:37,315 --> 00:21:39,599
It's supposed to suck.
490
00:21:43,071 --> 00:21:45,188
The cavemen didn't like hunting,
491
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:47,423
but they did it to stay alive.
492
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:51,194
The lion doesn't like chasing the gazelle,
493
00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:53,863
but he does it every day.
494
00:21:53,865 --> 00:21:55,415
And I'll tell you something else.
495
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:56,950
The day the lion asks himself
496
00:21:57,002 --> 00:21:59,953
if he's right to kill the gazelle
497
00:22:00,005 --> 00:22:01,921
is the day the lion dies.
498
00:22:01,957 --> 00:22:04,540
Make it right with the general today.
499
00:22:13,018 --> 00:22:14,717
I was sorry to hear about Larry, Thom.
500
00:22:14,769 --> 00:22:16,386
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
501
00:22:16,388 --> 00:22:19,272
We had a saying during
Operation Iraqi Freedom, right?
502
00:22:19,307 --> 00:22:21,457
Embrace the suck.
503
00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:24,560
Yeah, you'd see it written sometimes,
504
00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:27,897
"ETS," on walls, on boots.
505
00:22:27,899 --> 00:22:29,899
You gotta just embrace the suck.
506
00:22:29,901 --> 00:22:31,067
It's true for life too.
507
00:22:31,069 --> 00:22:33,403
Yeah, uh, look, General,
508
00:22:33,405 --> 00:22:35,621
I'm sorry I bailed on the meeting.
509
00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:37,123
I just wasn't in the mood
510
00:22:37,158 --> 00:22:39,242
to talk about death and destruction today.
511
00:22:39,294 --> 00:22:41,577
Yeah, no shit.
512
00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:44,163
I remember when I first
joined the military.
513
00:22:44,215 --> 00:22:46,749
All us young soldiers
prided ourselves, right,
514
00:22:46,751 --> 00:22:49,669
on our willingness to die for
each other, for our country.
515
00:22:49,721 --> 00:22:52,138
We thought it was the
bravest thing you could do.
516
00:22:52,173 --> 00:22:54,257
And then you get older.
517
00:22:54,259 --> 00:22:55,842
And you fall in love and you get married
518
00:22:55,894 --> 00:22:57,260
and you have some kids.
519
00:22:57,262 --> 00:23:01,931
And you realize it's a far
braver thing to stay alive.
520
00:23:01,983 --> 00:23:04,767
It's not what you'll die for.
521
00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:06,436
It's what in this sometimes shitty world
522
00:23:06,521 --> 00:23:07,987
you'll stay alive for.
523
00:23:09,908 --> 00:23:12,358
Yeah.
524
00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:15,995
Gotta say, it's, uh, strange
accepting that level of wisdom
525
00:23:16,031 --> 00:23:18,514
from someone with 35 confirmed kills.
526
00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:19,849
37.
527
00:23:19,884 --> 00:23:21,517
Oh, sorry. My mistake.
528
00:23:25,190 --> 00:23:26,522
Depression.
529
00:23:27,759 --> 00:23:30,293
Anguish.
530
00:23:30,295 --> 00:23:33,012
Self-awareness.
531
00:23:33,048 --> 00:23:34,380
I hate that.
532
00:23:34,432 --> 00:23:35,965
Don't know what to do with your hands.
533
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,637
Incidents of depression after lobotomy...
534
00:23:41,639 --> 00:23:42,872
zero.
535
00:23:45,276 --> 00:23:48,644
Incidents of drug abuse after lobotomy...
536
00:23:48,646 --> 00:23:49,812
zero.
537
00:23:51,383 --> 00:23:55,518
Incidents of suicide after lobotomy...
538
00:23:55,553 --> 00:23:57,153
Zero!
539
00:23:57,155 --> 00:24:00,156
You know. You know.
That's why... all right.
540
00:24:00,158 --> 00:24:01,724
That's right.
541
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,994
Buy one, get a second one
542
00:24:04,996 --> 00:24:09,382
for a parent or a loved one half price.
543
00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:11,918
That's why we say...
544
00:24:11,970 --> 00:24:14,937
"I'll take two!"
545
00:24:14,973 --> 00:24:16,939
What about love, Thom?
546
00:24:16,975 --> 00:24:18,508
You'll take... what?
547
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,510
After a lobotomy.
548
00:24:20,562 --> 00:24:21,677
You'll never feel sadness,
549
00:24:21,729 --> 00:24:24,180
but you'll also never feel love.
550
00:24:24,232 --> 00:24:26,315
Never feel joy.
551
00:24:26,351 --> 00:24:28,684
Yes, but you don't feel pain either.
552
00:24:28,686 --> 00:24:31,070
Is that worth it, Thom?
553
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,027
Is it worth it to never feel pain again
554
00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:41,447
if you'll also never feel love?
555
00:24:44,335 --> 00:24:45,418
I don't know.
556
00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:46,869
I don't know.
557
00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:48,754
You don't know?
558
00:24:53,545 --> 00:24:57,263
There's a... there's
a... a free carrying case.
559
00:24:57,298 --> 00:25:00,600
You have to order it today.
560
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:12,128
When I was a teenager, my grandmother died.
561
00:25:12,163 --> 00:25:15,731
She and my grandfather had
been married for 60 years,
562
00:25:15,783 --> 00:25:19,902
and as soon as she died,
he began to get sick.
563
00:25:19,904 --> 00:25:23,239
The doctor said he had given up,
564
00:25:23,241 --> 00:25:25,575
that his body didn't want to live.
565
00:25:25,577 --> 00:25:27,827
"Go and talk to him," said my mother.
566
00:25:27,879 --> 00:25:29,912
"Tell him. Tell him to live."
567
00:25:29,914 --> 00:25:32,498
So I went to him and I said,
"Grandpa, you should live."
568
00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:36,169
And he said, "Why?" He
said, "I've had a good life.
569
00:25:36,221 --> 00:25:39,472
But without my Phyllis, I
just don't want to be here."
570
00:25:39,507 --> 00:25:43,593
I decided that was all I
ever wanted out of life,
571
00:25:43,645 --> 00:25:46,312
to meet someone I didn't
want to live without.
572
00:25:53,404 --> 00:25:54,353
Mm.
573
00:25:54,405 --> 00:25:56,155
Um, just so you know,
574
00:25:56,191 --> 00:25:58,024
when we get really old,
575
00:25:58,076 --> 00:26:01,861
like crazy, shrunken old,
576
00:26:01,913 --> 00:26:04,280
and we're in diapers,
577
00:26:04,282 --> 00:26:06,365
if you die before me,
578
00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:08,167
I'm totally gonna kill myself.
579
00:26:08,203 --> 00:26:10,336
Oh, no doubt. Me too.
580
00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:12,455
Yeah. I mean that night.
581
00:26:12,507 --> 00:26:14,123
Check, please.
582
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,292
Yeah. Good.
583
00:26:16,344 --> 00:26:19,295
How are you gonna do it?
584
00:26:19,347 --> 00:26:21,013
Mm, I don't know.
585
00:26:21,049 --> 00:26:22,965
Bag of shrooms.
586
00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:24,467
Wait for 'em to kick in,
587
00:26:24,469 --> 00:26:25,968
and then just walk into the ocean.
588
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:29,855
I want something quick, though, you know?
589
00:26:29,891 --> 00:26:31,307
Handgun?
590
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,643
- That's too clichéed.
- Mm.
591
00:26:33,645 --> 00:26:35,144
Someone's gotta clean up the mess.
592
00:26:35,146 --> 00:26:36,812
No, um...
593
00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:38,231
Head in the oven?
594
00:26:38,283 --> 00:26:39,815
Too German.
595
00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:42,318
Plastic bag on your head?
596
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:45,705
Yeah, but then, you know, what kind of bag?
597
00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:47,657
You don't wanna be staring at a Target logo
598
00:26:47,709 --> 00:26:50,159
as you shuffle off your mortal coil.
599
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:51,911
Barnes & Noble bag?
600
00:26:51,963 --> 00:26:54,046
Yeah, but, you know, that's...
601
00:26:54,082 --> 00:26:55,831
even then, you're staring at that
602
00:26:55,883 --> 00:26:58,501
fucking James Joyce woodcut.
603
00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:00,903
Maybe you could get Virginia Woolf.
604
00:27:00,939 --> 00:27:02,338
Mm.
605
00:27:02,373 --> 00:27:05,224
Maybe I could just fuck myself to death.
606
00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:06,509
You know, get a room
607
00:27:06,511 --> 00:27:11,764
full of hookers and booze and blow and...
608
00:27:11,816 --> 00:27:13,349
cookies.
609
00:27:13,351 --> 00:27:18,688
And just fuck and fuck
until my heart gives way
610
00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:22,358
and I just drop dead.
611
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,860
I mean, you only die once, right?
612
00:27:33,438 --> 00:27:35,538
Hey, this is Larry. Leave me a message,
613
00:27:35,573 --> 00:27:37,440
and I'll return it as
soon as possible. Thanks.
614
00:27:37,475 --> 00:27:41,110
Hey, Larry, it's Thom.
615
00:27:41,145 --> 00:27:44,380
Listen, if you didn't get my last message,
616
00:27:44,415 --> 00:27:47,249
just, you know, delete it.
617
00:27:47,285 --> 00:27:50,486
Okay. Bye, Larry.
618
00:27:53,389 --> 00:27:57,157
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