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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Come on. Come on, Delia, get that ball!
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Where is everybody? We
didn't come to school
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on President's Day again, did we?
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(Whistle blows)
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What! Come on ref, that wasn't a foul!
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Boy, when there's no crowd,
you know you really stand out.
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Um, how many points do they
get when they shoot from outside
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the circle thingy?
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You're Vice President of the Pep Club,
shouldn't you know how the game works?
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You don't have to know about
sports to be good at Pep.
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Really? What are the requirements?
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Energy, school spirit, and great hair.
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Check, check and... so check.
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Yeah, it's so shiny and manageable.
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What are you doing? Why
aren't you in the game?
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No, I fouled out.
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I can't jump, I can't
shoot, all I got are these.
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Deels, watch the elbows!
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Sorry. The girls are still in game mode.
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Why is it so quiet in here?
Where are all the cheerleaders?
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None of the girls sports have cheerleaders.
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That doesn't seem right.
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The girls teams should be supported
just like the boys teams are.
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I think we should talk
to the cheerleading coach.
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Yeah, you should.
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I said "We."
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And I changed it to "You."
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You've obviously never
talked to Mrs. Clegg before.
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What's wrong with Mrs. Clegg?
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Oh, she's tough.
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She made me do push-ups once, and
that was in her English class.
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I'm still going to talk to her.
I know how to handle adults.
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You just have to be calm, cool and polite.
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(Whistle blows)
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That wasn't a foul! Are
you out of your mind?
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Of course, you know,
you had the better view.
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♪ You're nothing, but trouble
but trouble's what I like ♪
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♪ Got a whole lot to figure it out ♪
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♪ So why start tonight ♪
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♪ Just take a picture of me
taking a picture of you ♪
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♪ Making the face that makes me laugh ♪
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♪ And you start laughing too ♪
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♪ And when the world looks upside down ♪
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♪ Just flip the camera
the other way around ♪
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♪ 'Cause this will be the time
of our, time of our lives ♪
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♪ We're taking the world by surprise ♪
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♪ Hang on it's a crazy ride ♪
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♪ Yeah, this will be the time
of our, time of our lives ♪
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♪ And even when it don't feel right ♪
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♪ Know that you're doing just fine ♪
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♪ 'Cause this is the time of our lives ♪
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I'm here.
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I'm here.
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Ah!
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Dude, we're in high school now.
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If you want to play dress-up,
you have to lock the door.
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I'm not playing dress-up.
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I got a job as a
superhero at kids' parties.
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Who are you supposed to be?
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Mr. Awesome.
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Mr. Awesome? That sounds made up.
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You know that all
superheroes are made up, right?
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I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
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So, what powers does Mr. Awesome have?
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I don't know.
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What planet are you from?
What's your weakness?
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Who's your nemesis?
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Dude, I'm making nine bucks
an hour and wearing tights.
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Don't make me do homework, too.
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Well, at least tell me
you have a catchphrase.
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Oh, oh I do.
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"I'm here!"
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It's a "catch" phrase.
It has to be catchy.
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Um..
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Ooh, how about...
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(Gravely voice) "Crime time's over, pal!"
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"Crime time's over, pal." That is catchy.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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I've spent years studying superheroes.
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You mean reading comic books?
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Graphic novels.
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And playing with dolls?
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Action figures.
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Whatever lets you sleep at night.
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And... and please don't tell the girls
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or anyone else in the universe about this.
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Don't worry.
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When you play with action figures,
you know how to keep a secret.
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Hi, Mrs. Clegg, can I talk to you?
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I'm in the middle of something here.
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"Chuck Wagon of Love."
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It's about Chuck Wagon, a ruggedly
handsome, tough-as-nails trail cook.
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He puts the "Wild" in "Wild West."
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Actually, I'm here to
talk about cheerleading.
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Oh, fine, you want to try
out? Show me what you got.
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No, no, I wasn't...
Cut the chatter.
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Give me a one-handed cartwheel
and end with the splits.
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Yeah, I don't
know how... Do it!
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I've never done that before!
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I am a powerful motivator.
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Mrs. Clegg, I really just wanted to ask you
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why none of the girls'
sports have cheerleaders.
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Girls cheering for girls?
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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What is next, a lady president?
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What's funny about a woman president?
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Oh... you're one of those.
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Listen, missy, I grew up in Texas,
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where we honor a little
thing called tradition.
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I grew up in Illinois, where the state bird
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is the cardinal and the
state flower is the violet.
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know. You scare me a little.
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Now look, things are the
way they are for a reason.
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If there weren't rules,
there would just be chaos.
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Is that what you want? Chaos?
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But it's not fair.
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It just because something's
always been done one way
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doesn't mean it should stay that way.
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Honey, if its and buts were candy and
nuts, then every day'd be Christmas.
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What does that mean?
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It means we're done here.
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(Knocking on door)
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Hey, Mr. Awesome, what's going on?
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I'm locked out of the house, my parents
are at work, and I can't find Lindy.
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So, why are you standing out here?
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I don't want anyone I
know to see me like this.
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Yeah, that costume totally
needs a utility belt.
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Not the hot issue right now.
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I get off in 15 minutes, you
can come hang at my house.
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Woman: Help! Help!
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Help!
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Help! Stop him! He took my purse!
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Oh... Here's your
purse, ma'am.
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Oh!
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Thank you so much!
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Wait, are you a superhero?
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No, no, no!
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You're kind of dressed like
one. What's the A stand for?
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Mr. Awesome.
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Well, that's a pretty superhero-y name.
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Oh, wait...
I want...
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What happened?
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Well, someone stole my purse,
but a superhero saved the day!
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A superhero?
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You mean the kind that only you can see?
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No, he was real.
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He had a cape and a big A on his chest.
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He said his name was Mr. Awesome.
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Did he say anything cool, like...
Crime-time's over, pal!
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No, he just...
he just ran off.
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Why do I even bother?
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And then she said, "If its and buts
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were candy and nuts,
every day'd be Christmas."
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Doesn't that just burn your grits?
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What?
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Sorry, the Texas rubbed off on me.
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Guys, we have to do something.
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Why do we always have to
be the ones to do something?
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Just for once, can't
we be passive observers
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and let someone else change the world?
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Passive observers? That
doesn't sound like fun.
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These girls want to crack some skulls!
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Down, girls.
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Hey, they only listen to me. Down, girls.
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See?
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Well if we want to change something,
why don't we circulate a petition?
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Petition? That's just words on paper!
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You could write an article
for the school blog.
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That's just words on a computer!
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You guys got something against words?
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No, we are past words.
What we need is some action!
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Hey, what if we form our
own cheerleading squad?
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And only cheer for the girl sports.
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I love it!
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I could cheer for myself while I'm playing!
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Of course you could!
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We could even make up our own cheers!
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You mean something like...
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♪ Go girls, we feel ya,
they called a foul on Delia ♪
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Yeah, something like that.
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Oh! We can even make our own uniforms.
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Something fun, but a little edgy.
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Okay, now that we're
talking fashion, I'm in.
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(Laughs) This'll be so great!
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And guess what? I can do
a one-handed cartwheel!
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(Screams)
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(Thud)
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Huh.
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Maybe I only had one of those in me.
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Thank you Juanita.
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We're standing outside a
local smoothie shop where...
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It's called Rumblejuice.
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I'm the owner and operator, Betty LeBow.
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Where apparently, a superhero
foiled a purse-snatching.
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Can you tell us what you saw...
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Can we just slide over a bit?
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I'm not sure you're getting the sign.
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Can you tell us what you saw?
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Oh, well, I was serving
several of my loyal customers
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here at Rumblejuice, 2624 Birkner Avenue,
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open seven days a week, available for
special events and holiday parties.
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Getting back to the crime...
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Well, it was exciting.
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I was standing behind the counter,
making one of our delicious smoothies...
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mango/passion fruit, it's
our Flavor of the Month.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, local business owner.
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We have an artist's rendering
of what the superhero,
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a Mr. Awesome, looks like.
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At least they got my body right.
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♪ (Rhythmic rock music) ♪
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(Record needle scratches)
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Where do you think you're going?
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Into the gym, to cheer for
the girls volleyball team.
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Or you could take the advice on
your T-shirts and "go, girls."
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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I'm just trying to avoid push-ups.
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Oh.
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Ha ha ha! Ohh... Ha ha ha! Ohh...
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What in the Sam Hill are you wearing?
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Oh, well, I was going for bit
of an alt cheerleader thing.
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You know, sporty yet sophisticated, tough
yet feminine, bold yet understated.
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Annoying, yet still talking.
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Now why don't you turn it
around and head for the barn.
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Unless you want trouble.
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I wouldn't mind a little trouble.
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Drop and give me ten.
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I had to test it.
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Guys, guys, guys wait.
Maybe Mrs. Clegg is right.
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She is? Yes, she is.
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Instead of wasting our
time cheering for girls,
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we should spend more time
doing more traditional things,
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like doing each other's hair
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or writing dreamy things
about boys in our notebooks.
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There you go, now you're getting it.
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I'm glad y'all came to your senses.
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Wait, wait, wait. We're not
really doing each other's hair?
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I want in!
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Who are you?
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It's me, Garrett.
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Yeah, I know that.
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I mean, who are you supposed to be?
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I'm Roid-Boy!
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Roid-Boy?
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You see, when I was a baby, my
home planet was under attack,
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so my parents sent me
to Earth on an asteroid.
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And that's why I'm called Roid-Boy!
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Oh.
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I thought it was about hemorrhoids.
253
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:27,078
Why would my space parents send
me to Earth on a hemorrhoid?
254
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,615
Why would your real parents let you
out of the house dressed like that?
255
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,185
I've always wanted to be a superhero.
256
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,186
You're a superhero.
257
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,588
No, I'm not.
258
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,323
I just entertain at kids' parties.
259
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,126
You foiled a crime, you were
on TV... you're a superhero.
260
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,027
That's how it works. And I should know.
261
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,029
I've spent thousands of
dollars on comic books.
262
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,298
You mean graphic novels?
263
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,101
They're comic books, who am I kidding?
264
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,972
Dude look, if you want to be
a superhero, be a superhero.
265
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,374
I'm just a guy who looks
great in a tight costume.
266
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,475
Or in street clothes.
267
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,079
The point is, I look good.
268
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,515
Next time you work a
party, can I come with you?
269
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,049
I could be your sidekick.
270
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,951
Mr. Awesome doesn't need a sidekick.
271
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,019
That's what makes him awesome.
272
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,954
Oh, now you have a back story.
273
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,385
Whoo!
274
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:16,427
♪ You're fierce, it's true,
you're girls in sports ♪
275
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,562
♪ We cheer for you! ♪
276
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,064
♪ You set. you spike, we root for you ♪
277
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,144
♪ Because it's right! ♪
278
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,568
♪ We cheer, you're
great, you make a point ♪
279
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,969
♪ And then rotate! ♪
280
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,371
Whoo!
281
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,106
Okay, okay, pyramid!
282
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,175
Whoo! Yes!
283
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,343
Let's do it. Whoooo!
284
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,112
Yeah!
285
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,346
Okay, pyramid's a little weak.
286
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,581
Yeah.
287
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,719
Guys, have you noticed
there's only one team here?
288
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,556
And they're not in uniform. I
think they're just practicing.
289
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,025
Well, then, so are we.
290
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,595
♪ Practice, practice for the game... ♪
291
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,265
♪ Blah-blah-blah-blah
rhymes with game! ♪
292
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,266
Whoo! Whoo!
293
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,101
Whoo-hoo!
294
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,113
Hey, kids!
295
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,282
I'm Mr. Awesome, and I'm here to make
296
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,118
Timmy's birthday party
the most awesome ever!
297
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,221
(Cheers)
298
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,755
Who are you?
299
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,425
I'm Mr. Awesome's sidekick, Roid-Boy!
300
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,794
Like a hemorrhoid?
301
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,330
Why does everybody think that?
302
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,065
I came to this planet on an asteroid!
303
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:31,035
Mom! Hemorrhoid Guy's yelling at me!
304
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,138
It's Roid-Boy!
305
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,574
Don't wreck this for me.
306
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,642
I won't.
307
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,378
But everyone should know that
Roid-Boy is a serious crime fighter.
308
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,214
Ooh, pigs in a blanket!
309
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:49,120
Hey, I'm Professor Terrible,
Mr. Awesome's arch-enemy.
310
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,322
Oh I... I didn't know
I had an arch-enemy.
311
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,825
You do if the family orders
the deluxe party package.
312
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,195
Well, what are we supposed to do?
313
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,664
First we taunt each other,
then we do some fake fighting.
314
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,866
And we should also throw
in some sound effects.
315
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,568
But I get to win, right?
316
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,170
Oh, yeah yeah, of course.
But I get paid more.
317
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,238
How is that fair?
318
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,806
Believe me, I earn it.
319
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,175
At the end of the fight
the kids usually attack me.
320
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,679
Well, should we get started?
321
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,247
Yeah, why not.
322
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,685
Mr. Awesome, we meet again!
323
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,320
Ohh...
324
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,323
it's my arch-enemy Professor Rotten!
325
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,725
It's Terrible. Sorry, it's my first time.
326
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,629
Prepare to be schooled, Professor!
327
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,698
Both: Ohhh...
328
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,166
Whoo! Whoa!
329
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,702
Uhhh! Ohh!
330
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,273
What kind of sidekick are you?
331
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,242
Mr. Awesome's getting his butt kicked!
332
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,745
Guard these pigs with your life!
333
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,214
I'm coming, Mr. Awesome!
334
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,616
(Roars)
335
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,188
Garrett, what are you doing?
336
00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:01,426
I'm not Garrett, I'm Roid-Boy!
337
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,629
Crime-time's over, pal!
338
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,230
You see how it works?
339
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:10,268
Professor Terrible's down! Get him!
340
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,169
Here we go.
341
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,309
That was amazing! I feel
like a real superhero!
342
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,278
Oh, you got mustard on your R.
343
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,580
You don't have to thank me.
344
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,316
I wasn't going to.
345
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,919
So, what's next, Mr. Awesome?
346
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:31,155
We pass out cake, then I get
my check from Timmy's mom.
347
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,590
To the cake!
348
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,195
I need a new job.
349
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:43,534
You are in a whole heap
of trouble, little ladies.
350
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,703
We were just standing up
for what we believe in.
351
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,238
And I'm glad we did.
352
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,207
By the way, I am not afraid of you anymore.
353
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,875
Give me a round-off to a herkie!
354
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:56,214
I told you guys!
355
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,986
Principal McLean. Thank you for joining us.
356
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,856
Well, I'm sorry that I'm late, but
the freezer broke in the science lab
357
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,491
and all the frogs defrosted.
358
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,960
Why is that my problem?
359
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:12,530
I just want to say, I think it's
wrong that we dissect frogs.
360
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,298
Deels, one battle at a time.
361
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,634
So, Mrs. Clegg, what is this about?
362
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,437
These girls have formed a
rogue cheerleading squad.
363
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,773
Well, that is a new one.
364
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,975
I hate new ones.
365
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,977
Okay, were you cheering for the other team?
366
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,712
No, no we would never do that!
367
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,514
Well, then I don't see the harm.
368
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,550
Cheerleaders at this school
have to be sanctioned.
369
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,652
They must meet certain standards set by me!
370
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,488
It is written on a piece
of paper, in the office!
371
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,990
Well, then my hands are tied.
372
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,427
So, girls, I am shutting you down.
373
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,628
Now, unless there's something else...
374
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,662
No, no, there is something else!
375
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,230
There always is.
376
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,001
No one cheers for the
girls' teams at this school.
377
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,803
That's all we're trying to do.
378
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,471
It's a wrong, and we're trying to right it.
379
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,373
We're wrong-righters.
380
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,875
And if it's wrong to right a
wrong, we don't want to be right.
381
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,446
Or is it wrong? Anybody want to jump in?
382
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,248
Nope.
383
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,553
Bernie, these girls can't just
do what they want willy-nilly!
384
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,856
We never wanted to cause
trouble or hurt anybody.
385
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,827
We just wanted to make the girl
athletes feel as valued as the boys.
386
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:19,597
And Mrs. Clegg said we couldn't
do that because of tradition.
387
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,934
But you know what? This is America.
388
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:26,904
And in America, we have the
freedom to change traditions
389
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,372
we think are unfair. (
humming patriotic song)
390
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,776
Women have always had
to fight for equality.
391
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,345
To stand up for what's right,
even in the face of adversity.
392
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,448
And that's all we're doing now.
393
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,916
Right, ladies?
394
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:43,421
♪ Above the fruited plain! ♪
395
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,356
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay.
396
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,926
So, Mrs. Clegg, unless you have something
to sing, I have made a decision.
397
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:53,865
I haven't had time to prepare anything,
but... ♪ Oh say, can you see... ♪
398
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,399
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
399
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:58,436
The rogue cheerleaders can stay.
400
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,737
Principle: Oh ho ho!
401
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,007
Chuck Wagon of Love. Ha ha! Great series.
402
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,945
Yeah, we should go, too.
403
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,982
Oh, uh, Mrs. Clegg, I hope
there's no hard feelings.
404
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,917
Nope. It's all good.
405
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:17,889
Okay, well we'll see you around then.
406
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:18,990
Oh, you sure will.
407
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:22,827
Let's get out of here before
she runs out of pencils.
408
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,405
Hey, Betty, what's going on?
409
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:38,576
My appearance on the news didn't
create the publicity I was hoping for.
410
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,445
Maybe you shouldn't have smacked
the reporter with your banana.
411
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,781
That was an accident.
412
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,650
And I'll say the same thing in court.
413
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,987
Anyway, I thought I'd try
a little live entertainment.
414
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,757
Aw! And you saved these seats
for your favorite customers?
415
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:56,561
Sure did. But they couldn't
make it, so you can have 'em.
416
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:04,569
Okay everybody, let's give a warm
Rumblejuice welcome to RaeLynn!
417
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:14,645
♪ For a boy, your heart
is pretty see through ♪
418
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:19,550
♪ For a boy, you sure
let your guard down ♪
419
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,453
♪ When you know you
want, want what you see ♪
420
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,755
♪ And baby right now
you're looking at me ♪
421
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,724
♪ The way you say my name ♪
422
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,994
♪ I know you ain't playin' games ♪
423
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:35,066
♪ For a boy, you're
good at sayin' sorry ♪
424
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:39,904
♪ For a boy, I sure
can feel your heart ♪
425
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,440
♪ It's like a freight
train coming at me ♪
426
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,842
♪ I'm across the booth
on the edge of my seat ♪
427
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,111
♪ You don't make me wait ♪
428
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,514
♪ You say what you came to say ♪
429
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,550
♪ Go on get it out, boy ♪
430
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,453
♪ Say I'm the only one
that makes you this crazy ♪
431
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,588
♪ Come on, tell me how boy ♪
432
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,524
♪ How I'm the only thing
you're thinking 'bout lately ♪
433
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,526
♪ But what you don't
know, what you don't know ♪
434
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:10,528
♪ Is what a girl like me
would do for a boy like you ♪
435
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:15,673
♪ For a boy like you
436
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:19,477
♪ What a girl, like me would do ♪
437
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:26,150
♪ For a boy like you ♪
438
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,724
(Cheers and applause)
439
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:46,137
"After a long, hot day on the cattle drive,
440
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:49,607
Chuck Wagon was happy to
be rustlin' up some supper.
441
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:53,577
Chuck's muscles bulged as his strong
hands kneaded the biscuit dough,
442
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:56,080
which he made with four cups of flour,
443
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,917
a cup and a half of water,
salt and sugar to taste..."
444
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,953
Hey, wait, this is...
445
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,522
this is just a book of recipes.
446
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,557
And not a very good one.
447
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,925
How do you make biscuits without yeast?
448
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,493
Who cares. Keep reading.
449
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,968
Why are you dressed like that?
450
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,906
You're asking us that question?
451
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:25,042
We've been changing traditions
and breaking glass ceilings.
452
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,144
What's your excuse?
453
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:30,715
We've been fighting crime
and saving the world.
454
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,783
For nine bucks an hour.
455
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,285
I'm doing it for free.
456
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,556
Who are you supposed to be?
457
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,292
I'm Roid-Boy!
458
00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:42,727
Like a hemorrhoid?
459
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,595
That's it, I'm changing the name!
460
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,600
Dad!
461
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,835
(Boing)