1 00:00:13,750 --> 00:00:15,651 Previously on Masters Of Sex... 2 00:00:15,685 --> 00:00:18,421 So, the two of you catalogue what happens 3 00:00:18,455 --> 00:00:20,089 to the human body during sex. 4 00:00:20,123 --> 00:00:22,224 - What else do you do? - Begin. 5 00:00:22,259 --> 00:00:24,126 Of course we're not having an affair, Virginia. 6 00:00:24,161 --> 00:00:25,394 I am a married man. 7 00:00:25,429 --> 00:00:26,429 Let me understand-- 8 00:00:26,463 --> 00:00:28,798 it's okay because you're taking notes? 9 00:00:28,832 --> 00:00:32,268 Whatever this is between us, it can't be undone. 10 00:00:32,302 --> 00:00:33,602 Honest to God, Bill, 11 00:00:33,637 --> 00:00:35,471 this is better than my bachelor party. 12 00:00:35,505 --> 00:00:39,075 Soon there won't be a hospital left for you to storm out of! 13 00:00:39,109 --> 00:00:40,476 Whole space up here 14 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:42,378 belongs to Masters and Johnson now. 15 00:00:42,412 --> 00:00:43,512 I'm the new girl. 16 00:00:43,547 --> 00:00:45,481 Betty can also help with the books. 17 00:00:45,515 --> 00:00:47,983 I was wondering if you could use my help. 18 00:00:48,018 --> 00:00:49,218 You wanna volunteer? 19 00:00:49,252 --> 00:00:52,088 I don't know why I want what I want, but... 20 00:00:52,122 --> 00:00:53,422 Kiss me. 21 00:00:53,457 --> 00:00:55,458 What things have we told ourselves 22 00:00:55,492 --> 00:00:57,927 that make it possible to do what it is we've done here? 23 00:00:57,961 --> 00:01:01,630 My husband has been having an affair for years. 24 00:01:01,665 --> 00:01:04,834 I know that this... thing that we have... 25 00:01:04,868 --> 00:01:06,268 I know that I want it. 26 00:01:14,678 --> 00:01:16,912 We have a greater purpose, Virginia. 27 00:01:16,947 --> 00:01:18,514 It hasn't been about the study in years. 28 00:01:18,548 --> 00:01:21,083 What sexual dysfunction are you proposing we treat? 29 00:01:21,118 --> 00:01:22,284 Mine. 30 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:25,187 We have an opportunity here to find a cure. 31 00:01:25,222 --> 00:01:26,922 Think of all the people we could help. 32 00:01:26,957 --> 00:01:29,258 Us-- a real couple. 33 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:32,294 You're not really worried about the kids, Gin. 34 00:01:32,329 --> 00:01:34,029 It's that study that you're worried about. 35 00:01:34,064 --> 00:01:37,133 I let my kids go for nothing. 36 00:01:38,802 --> 00:01:41,103 I never meant... to hurt Virginia. 37 00:01:41,138 --> 00:01:43,472 No. You never do. 38 00:01:43,507 --> 00:01:45,708 Our father was a monster. 39 00:01:45,742 --> 00:01:47,776 "When you get down on your knees, son, 40 00:01:47,811 --> 00:01:50,346 and beg for mercy, that's when I'll stop." 41 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:53,048 You were just a kid-- a-a boy. 42 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:57,553 Let the word go forth that the torch has been passed 43 00:01:57,587 --> 00:02:00,623 to a new generation of Americans. 44 00:02:02,244 --> 00:02:05,994 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 45 00:02:13,203 --> 00:02:16,572 ♪ ooh ♪ 46 00:02:16,606 --> 00:02:19,041 ♪ ooh ♪ 47 00:02:19,075 --> 00:02:20,876 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 48 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:25,781 ♪ see the pyramids along the Nile ♪ 49 00:02:25,815 --> 00:02:27,483 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 50 00:02:27,517 --> 00:02:29,084 ♪ watch the sunrise...♪ 51 00:02:29,119 --> 00:02:31,020 You awake? 52 00:02:31,054 --> 00:02:32,688 Mm. 53 00:02:32,722 --> 00:02:35,991 One of us should try to get some sleep. 54 00:02:37,894 --> 00:02:45,501 ♪ all the while, you belong to me ♪ 55 00:02:45,535 --> 00:02:47,436 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 56 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:52,308 ♪ see the marketplace in Old Algiers ♪ 57 00:02:52,342 --> 00:02:53,509 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 58 00:02:53,543 --> 00:02:54,743 Again? 59 00:02:54,778 --> 00:02:56,078 What's gotten into you? 60 00:02:56,112 --> 00:02:59,114 ♪ send me photographs and souvenirs ♪ 61 00:02:59,149 --> 00:03:00,916 Nerves, I suppose. 62 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:02,384 I think you may be in heat. 63 00:03:03,787 --> 00:03:07,189 ♪ just remember when a dream appears ♪ 64 00:03:07,223 --> 00:03:13,696 ♪ you belong to me ♪ 65 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:25,140 I've-- I've hired a catered lunch for after. 66 00:03:25,175 --> 00:03:27,176 We'll be fine. 67 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:28,410 But should I-- 68 00:03:28,445 --> 00:03:30,145 should I cancel the photographer? 69 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:31,680 You should stop talking 70 00:03:31,715 --> 00:03:34,149 so I can fuck you properly before we try to sleep. 71 00:03:39,189 --> 00:03:41,357 Mm. 72 00:03:45,995 --> 00:03:50,132 Because it would be unreasonable 73 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:53,102 to teach anatomy of reproductive organs 74 00:03:53,136 --> 00:03:56,205 yet ignore how these organs work. 75 00:03:56,239 --> 00:04:00,008 We categorically refuse to defend ourselves 76 00:04:00,043 --> 00:04:02,444 except in honest discussion. 77 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:05,180 It would be like studying the heart 78 00:04:05,215 --> 00:04:07,583 while disdaining any knowledge 79 00:04:07,617 --> 00:04:10,753 of how the heart actually functions. 80 00:04:10,787 --> 00:04:13,155 If a review of our work appears, 81 00:04:13,189 --> 00:04:18,560 whether valid or farcical, we will not write a rebuttal. 82 00:04:20,263 --> 00:04:24,266 There is only one defense to our research... 83 00:04:25,168 --> 00:04:26,702 Stop eating. 84 00:04:26,736 --> 00:04:31,540 ...and that is continued research. 85 00:04:54,664 --> 00:04:58,200 You've all received advanced galley proofs 86 00:04:58,234 --> 00:05:01,236 of our book, "Human Sexual Response," 87 00:05:01,271 --> 00:05:04,139 to be officially published early next year. 88 00:05:04,174 --> 00:05:07,342 Uh, we'll assume you've also read the material, 89 00:05:07,377 --> 00:05:09,778 given your presence with us here today. 90 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:12,881 But rather than me or Dr. Masters 91 00:05:12,916 --> 00:05:14,950 talking at you about our work, 92 00:05:14,984 --> 00:05:18,020 we thought that it might be more illuminating 93 00:05:18,054 --> 00:05:19,955 to have an honest discussion, 94 00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:23,425 initiated by questions that you may have. 95 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:28,330 So, it would seem that our only question is-- 96 00:05:28,364 --> 00:05:30,332 do you have any questions? 97 00:05:30,366 --> 00:05:33,435 "This maculopapular type of erythematous rash 98 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:35,404 first appears over the epigastrium." 99 00:05:35,438 --> 00:05:37,172 Why didn't you write this book in English? 100 00:05:37,207 --> 00:05:38,640 Mr. Buckland, 101 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:41,343 Dr. Masters and I have worked in this field for many years, 102 00:05:41,377 --> 00:05:43,245 and we know all too well 103 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:46,548 the emotional impact the work can elicit. 104 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:48,717 Meaning a candid, conversational discussion 105 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:52,688 about sex, uh, sexual acts, even sexual organs, 106 00:05:52,722 --> 00:05:54,256 can incite some people, 107 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:56,959 leading to accusations of indecency or pornography. 108 00:05:56,993 --> 00:05:58,827 And so if the book seems obtuse 109 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:01,063 and geared toward the medical community, 110 00:06:01,097 --> 00:06:02,598 it was done so deliberately. 111 00:06:02,632 --> 00:06:03,699 I thought this was supposed to be 112 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:04,833 an honest discussion. 113 00:06:04,868 --> 00:06:06,768 I don't believe you did write this book 114 00:06:06,803 --> 00:06:08,103 for the medical community. 115 00:06:08,137 --> 00:06:09,338 I find it curious 116 00:06:09,372 --> 00:06:10,639 a writer from The American Medical Journal 117 00:06:10,673 --> 00:06:11,707 would take issue with a text 118 00:06:11,741 --> 00:06:13,141 designed for practicing physicians. 119 00:06:13,176 --> 00:06:14,910 I think this is a Trojan horse. 120 00:06:14,944 --> 00:06:16,845 I think you have bigger plans for this work. 121 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,081 I think you've released this material 122 00:06:19,115 --> 00:06:22,651 to piggyback on the so-called Sexual Revolution. 123 00:06:22,685 --> 00:06:26,588 A 12-year study does not piggyback, Mr. Buckland. 124 00:06:26,623 --> 00:06:28,924 We have built on the sociological work 125 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:30,592 of Alfred Kinsey-- that is true-- 126 00:06:30,627 --> 00:06:32,694 but, uh, our work has far superceded that. 127 00:06:32,729 --> 00:06:34,062 What Mrs. Johnson means 128 00:06:34,097 --> 00:06:36,164 is that our work is based on empirical evidence. 129 00:06:36,199 --> 00:06:38,500 Our study is, in fact, unprecedented. 130 00:06:38,535 --> 00:06:39,968 As you can see from the data before you. 131 00:06:40,003 --> 00:06:42,604 So, the idea that we timed this release 132 00:06:42,639 --> 00:06:44,506 to capitalize on the Sexual Revolution 133 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:45,974 as some kind of ploy... 134 00:06:46,009 --> 00:06:49,745 Mr. Buckland, we are the Sexual Revolution. 135 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:57,665 _ 136 00:07:06,095 --> 00:07:07,563 If this is a joke to you-- 137 00:07:07,597 --> 00:07:09,364 I'm ticklish all of a sudden. 138 00:07:09,399 --> 00:07:11,733 Honey, I'm sorry. 139 00:07:11,768 --> 00:07:13,802 - Try again. - So I can be ridiculed? 140 00:07:13,836 --> 00:07:15,137 It's sexual touching. 141 00:07:15,171 --> 00:07:17,739 And I'm not ridiculing, honestly. 142 00:07:17,774 --> 00:07:20,175 You could rub my... 143 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:22,010 I don't know. 144 00:07:22,045 --> 00:07:23,245 Rub my rump? 145 00:07:23,279 --> 00:07:25,347 A rump rub? 146 00:07:25,381 --> 00:07:27,849 Sergio, who does my alterations-- 147 00:07:27,884 --> 00:07:29,351 sometimes he brushes up against my rear, 148 00:07:29,385 --> 00:07:30,986 and it can feel a little bit... 149 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:32,487 - A little bit what? - ...exciting. 150 00:07:32,522 --> 00:07:33,522 That fruitcake? 151 00:07:33,556 --> 00:07:35,157 He rubs your ass, and you get...? 152 00:07:35,191 --> 00:07:36,992 It is completely innocent. 153 00:07:37,026 --> 00:07:38,961 And I'm only using it as an example. 154 00:07:38,995 --> 00:07:40,195 Oh, so he's not a fruitcake. 155 00:07:40,229 --> 00:07:41,363 There's a missed opportunity. 156 00:07:41,397 --> 00:07:42,731 You're changing the subject. 157 00:07:42,765 --> 00:07:45,400 Because you are forcing me to fondle you 158 00:07:45,435 --> 00:07:46,902 like a rat in a lab, Linda. 159 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:50,005 I don't even know what we're doing here. 160 00:07:50,039 --> 00:07:53,475 We are working to save our marriage. 161 00:07:55,378 --> 00:07:57,145 All right, Mr. and Mrs. Einhorn, 162 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,780 this seems like a good place to stop. 163 00:07:58,815 --> 00:08:01,883 Now, don't be discouraged. 164 00:08:01,918 --> 00:08:04,686 If you have any concerns about the process, 165 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:07,022 we can discuss them upstairs after you've dressed. 166 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:11,927 All right, baked beans, eggs, coffee, um... 167 00:08:11,961 --> 00:08:14,062 Oh, you've been enjoying oatmeal lately. 168 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,768 It's one weekend once a year. 169 00:08:19,802 --> 00:08:22,004 I've made my peace with the lake. 170 00:08:22,038 --> 00:08:26,441 I'm sure the lake will be very... 171 00:08:26,476 --> 00:08:28,076 relaxing. 172 00:08:29,612 --> 00:08:31,480 You do know you're gonna have to walk the Einhorns 173 00:08:31,514 --> 00:08:32,881 through the next session-- 174 00:08:32,915 --> 00:08:34,750 from the beginning again. 175 00:08:34,784 --> 00:08:36,084 If they come back. 176 00:08:36,119 --> 00:08:38,186 Oh, they'll come back. 177 00:08:38,221 --> 00:08:41,423 You can tell by the expression on the wife's face. 178 00:08:41,457 --> 00:08:43,892 God, is there anything scarier? 179 00:08:46,364 --> 00:08:49,971 _ 180 00:09:02,412 --> 00:09:05,113 You could shoot a cannon off in here. 181 00:09:05,148 --> 00:09:06,615 What? Oh. 182 00:09:06,649 --> 00:09:08,884 You're free to go. 183 00:09:08,918 --> 00:09:11,319 I know that-- since even Lester left, 184 00:09:11,354 --> 00:09:13,455 and you know how he avoids home now, 185 00:09:13,489 --> 00:09:16,391 what with the screaming kids and Caligula in curlers. 186 00:09:16,426 --> 00:09:18,260 His nickname for the missus, not mine. 187 00:09:18,294 --> 00:09:19,661 Anyhoo, you got a full tank-- 188 00:09:19,696 --> 00:09:22,931 should get you to the lake without a refuel. 189 00:09:22,965 --> 00:09:24,499 "Thanks for seeing to that, Betty. 190 00:09:24,534 --> 00:09:26,668 In fact, thank you for everything you do. 191 00:09:26,703 --> 00:09:28,437 Honestly, if not for you, 192 00:09:28,471 --> 00:09:30,672 this whole operation would be right in the toilet." 193 00:09:30,707 --> 00:09:32,407 I say "Thank you." 194 00:09:32,442 --> 00:09:35,410 Thank you, Betty. 195 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:39,448 And this came 196 00:09:39,482 --> 00:09:43,385 from Little, Brown and Company. 197 00:09:43,419 --> 00:09:46,354 They threw in a red pencil for free. 198 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:11,213 So, if we take six weeks to proof the galleys, 199 00:10:11,247 --> 00:10:12,614 then Little Brown's plan 200 00:10:12,648 --> 00:10:14,783 is to then send the corrected copies 201 00:10:14,817 --> 00:10:17,819 to a few select journalists 202 00:10:17,854 --> 00:10:20,622 and then hold some kind of exclusive press conference. 203 00:10:20,656 --> 00:10:22,891 We are not gonna let the publishers decide 204 00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:24,025 how we release this book. 205 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,093 And why is that? 206 00:10:25,128 --> 00:10:26,394 Because they know what they're doing? 207 00:10:26,429 --> 00:10:28,730 No. Because once it gets sent out to critics, 208 00:10:28,765 --> 00:10:29,831 we've lost control. 209 00:10:29,866 --> 00:10:31,666 Look what happened to Darwin. 210 00:10:31,701 --> 00:10:33,869 He achieved international fame. 211 00:10:33,903 --> 00:10:36,505 He waited 20 years to publish his life's work, 212 00:10:36,539 --> 00:10:38,306 every detail checked and rechecked, 213 00:10:38,341 --> 00:10:40,408 only to have Cardinal Manning declare it 214 00:10:40,443 --> 00:10:42,644 a "Brutish philosophy with no God." 215 00:10:42,678 --> 00:10:43,945 Even his friends said 216 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,380 he was the most dangerous man in England. 217 00:10:45,414 --> 00:10:48,650 Believe me, I know the stakes here. 218 00:10:48,684 --> 00:10:52,020 Darwin got off easy compared to what the critics will do to me. 219 00:10:52,054 --> 00:10:53,555 Whoa. Be careful. 220 00:10:55,024 --> 00:10:56,658 I don't-- I don't want the pages bent. 221 00:11:06,903 --> 00:11:10,539 A little R&R never killed anyone. 222 00:11:10,573 --> 00:11:13,508 Do you know what I need? 223 00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:15,477 I need four months off, 224 00:11:15,511 --> 00:11:18,380 four months off now so I can finish my degree. 225 00:11:18,414 --> 00:11:20,515 Good idea. 226 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:23,518 Like storming Omaha Beach, 227 00:11:23,553 --> 00:11:26,822 only to pause on the sand to, uh, study French cuisine. 228 00:11:26,856 --> 00:11:28,123 I mean it. 229 00:11:28,157 --> 00:11:30,725 You're excellent at proofing. I'm terrible at it. 230 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,694 And I could get my degree in four months-- 231 00:11:32,728 --> 00:11:33,995 three if I really kill myself. 232 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:35,864 And before you say a word, let me point out 233 00:11:35,898 --> 00:11:38,033 that every time I bring up going back to school, 234 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:40,135 you come up with some reason for why it's impossible. 235 00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:42,237 That's hardly fair, Virginia. 236 00:11:42,271 --> 00:11:44,539 You do, Bill. You do. 237 00:11:44,574 --> 00:11:48,710 Some obstacle or some subtle form of discouragement. 238 00:11:48,744 --> 00:11:50,078 And yet not completing your degree 239 00:11:50,112 --> 00:11:55,016 has always been your decision... ultimately. 240 00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:57,552 Well, hasn't it? 241 00:11:57,587 --> 00:11:58,720 All right, all right, 242 00:11:58,754 --> 00:12:02,157 I-- I may have been, in the past... 243 00:12:02,191 --> 00:12:03,525 less than encouraging. 244 00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,761 Or-- or downright discouraging, I suppose, 245 00:12:06,796 --> 00:12:08,129 in some instances. 246 00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:10,765 But, look, that is-- that is not what I am doing now. 247 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,768 Well, you'll forgive me if I'm a bit suspicious. 248 00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:15,670 Oh, good. 249 00:12:15,705 --> 00:12:17,038 We just got here ourselves. 250 00:12:18,774 --> 00:12:20,642 How was the drive? 251 00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:21,943 Just fine. 252 00:12:21,978 --> 00:12:23,745 Hi. 253 00:12:23,779 --> 00:12:25,347 Let me get that for you. 254 00:12:28,918 --> 00:12:30,051 - Hi, Jenny. - Hi. 255 00:12:30,086 --> 00:12:31,186 Hi, Johnny. 256 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:32,587 Groceries in the kitchen. 257 00:12:32,622 --> 00:12:33,989 Johnny, will you watch your brother 258 00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:35,090 so he doesn't wander outside? 259 00:12:35,124 --> 00:12:36,191 Hi. 260 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,927 Bill, I-- This suitcase is jammed. 261 00:12:38,961 --> 00:12:40,262 I can't seem to get it open. 262 00:12:40,296 --> 00:12:42,230 Where's Tessie? She did come with you, right? 263 00:12:42,265 --> 00:12:43,765 She's already down at the dock. 264 00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:46,668 Bill, I broke off the little key in the lock. 265 00:12:48,004 --> 00:12:50,772 And Henry just never showed up? 266 00:12:50,806 --> 00:12:52,173 Apparently Henry's coming up later. 267 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,909 What are you doing? 268 00:12:54,977 --> 00:12:55,966 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-- 269 00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:59,627 See this box? No one touches this box. 270 00:12:59,662 --> 00:13:02,065 No one thinks about touching this box. 271 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,486 That is all I ask for this weekend. 272 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,555 What's in this mysterious box? 273 00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:09,424 The galleys finally arrived. 274 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,058 And I was just making the case to Bill that-- 275 00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:13,060 Let's not drag Libby into this. 276 00:13:13,095 --> 00:13:15,897 12 years' gestation, and a book is finally born. 277 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,332 Surely I can touch it. 278 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:19,901 Lib, don't you think that it's wrong... 279 00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:20,935 Leave the dog alone. 280 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:22,136 ...for me to have to face 281 00:13:22,171 --> 00:13:23,471 a roomful of journalists 282 00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:24,906 with only two years of Drury college under my belt? 283 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,073 It does-- 284 00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:27,275 It does seem wrong. 285 00:13:27,309 --> 00:13:29,076 Jenny, please leave the dog alone. 286 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:30,945 That was not my point, right or wrong. 287 00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:32,947 Besides, I reject the press-conference idea. 288 00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:34,682 You can't predict a press conference. 289 00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:36,017 You can't control it. It's a bad idea. 290 00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:37,418 We should tell them we're not interested. 291 00:13:37,453 --> 00:13:39,487 Yes, but when the book does come out, 292 00:13:39,521 --> 00:13:41,289 I will be exposed in front of the press, 293 00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:42,690 in front of our entire readership. 294 00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:44,826 The work speaks for itself. 295 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:47,361 Uh, no, no, I'm not discouraging, Virginia. 296 00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:49,564 I'm only saying wait until after we publish. 297 00:13:49,598 --> 00:13:51,833 Otherwise, you'll look like you're desperate, 298 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:54,068 like you're trying to sneak a degree in under the wire. 299 00:13:54,102 --> 00:13:55,536 Leave him alone! 300 00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:56,871 Howie, is that a marble in your mouth? 301 00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:58,372 "Under the wire"? 302 00:13:58,407 --> 00:13:59,674 Bill, that is so unfair. 303 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,976 You know that I have been trying to do this for years. 304 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,445 I'm only trying to point out how it appears 305 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,680 and also reminding you 306 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,182 that it takes all hands on deck to launch a book. 307 00:14:08,217 --> 00:14:11,018 Yes, but if I wait until after publication, 308 00:14:11,053 --> 00:14:12,119 then it's too late. 309 00:14:12,154 --> 00:14:13,855 Bill, will you grab the marble 310 00:14:13,889 --> 00:14:15,122 out of Howie's mouth, please? 311 00:14:15,157 --> 00:14:16,457 I'm not hurting Scooter! 312 00:14:16,492 --> 00:14:19,527 Ow! No bi-- He bit me! 313 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:22,930 Howie, you can't bite. You know that. 314 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:25,666 All children outside now! 315 00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:27,468 - Come on, Howie. - Come here, boy. 316 00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:33,374 Let me just remind us 317 00:14:33,408 --> 00:14:35,743 this is one of our few weekends together as a family, 318 00:14:35,777 --> 00:14:37,478 and I really don't want it ruined 319 00:14:37,513 --> 00:14:39,113 with arguing and unpleasantness. 320 00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:40,848 Yes. You're right, Lib. 321 00:14:40,883 --> 00:14:42,550 Bill and I will sort this out later. 322 00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:44,385 Meanwhile, Virginia and I have 323 00:14:44,419 --> 00:14:46,387 a substantial amount of work to do. 324 00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:48,256 I do have one other request, though. 325 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:49,991 - Of? - Of you. 326 00:14:50,025 --> 00:14:54,428 I want you to talk to Tessa about sex... 327 00:14:54,463 --> 00:14:57,098 About the risks of unplanned pregnancy, 328 00:14:57,132 --> 00:14:59,534 about the libido of teenage boys, 329 00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:03,237 you-- you, a solid male authority figure-- 330 00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:06,073 to put the fear of God into her. 331 00:15:07,108 --> 00:15:09,809 That is... absurd. 332 00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:12,245 The answer is no. 333 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:14,079 Bill, she won't listen to a word I say. 334 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,580 Do you think that I haven't tr-- 335 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,083 I suppose, um, George isn't up to the task? 336 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,284 George? 337 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,820 No, George is sleeping with an 18-year-old 338 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,689 to mend his broken heart after divorcing Audrey, 339 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,924 so hardly the person 340 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,159 to give sound advice about responsible sex. 341 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,094 And I am the second least likely. 342 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,096 Tessa's always been fond of you, Bill. 343 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,298 I will not talk to Tessa! 344 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,867 Virginia, you are her mother. 345 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,869 You have written a book about sex. 346 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,737 Libby, you are her aunt, essentially. 347 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,973 The girl follows you around like a puppy. 348 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,808 I'm sure, between the two of you, 349 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:46,277 you can figure out how to talk to a 15-year-old about sex. 350 00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:47,845 But what I will do is this-- 351 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,281 I will ask for peace and quiet this weekend, 352 00:15:50,315 --> 00:15:52,116 no interruptions, no distractions. 353 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:55,420 I will take the same front room I took last year 354 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,789 in order to find the solitude I now need 355 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,824 to do the added work I have 356 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:03,428 because Virginia has now said she's going back to school. 357 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,929 Tessa's in that front room this year. 358 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:09,033 Sh-she-- she can move. 359 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,970 I will finish up with the groceries. 360 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,139 I will open up the back. 361 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,246 Henry? 362 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,562 Hello?! 363 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:16,734 We're here! Hello! 364 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,972 Hello? 365 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,479 Hey. 366 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,615 When did you get in, mom? 367 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,084 Uh, just now. 368 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,318 You? 369 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,587 You know, earlier. 370 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,422 I'm just catching up on some sleep. 371 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,259 Really? 372 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,397 You use the phrase "sexual tension" 373 00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,132 frequently in your book. 374 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,801 And I think I know what you mean by that. 375 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,002 Actually, I've got 376 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,970 "Taber's Medical Dictionary" right here, 377 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,907 and they don't recognize the term "sexual tension." 378 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,075 It is the physiological elevation 379 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,378 of sexual engagement, Mr. Keller, 380 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,712 usually expressed 381 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,048 in increased blood flow to genitals, muscle tension. 382 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,483 Think of it 383 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,953 as what the body does in response to sexual interest. 384 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:12,089 And you're not going to find it in "Taber's Dictionary" 385 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,758 because we coined the term ourselves. 386 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,127 Uh, what in your background, Mrs. Johnson, 387 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,796 qualifies you to, uh, make up new medical terms? 388 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,032 Well, I've spent the last 10 years 389 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,600 in a lab, Mr. Buckland, 390 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,569 studying the physiology of human sexuality-- 391 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,137 I meant what in your educational background 392 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,438 qualifies you? 393 00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:30,374 Dr. Masters has a BS from, uh, Hamilton College, 394 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:31,776 a medical degree from the University of Rochester. 395 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:35,346 While Mrs. Johnson has obtained her BA in psychology 396 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,814 at St. Louis University, 397 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,917 she's also preparing for her MA in the same subject, 398 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,653 possibly even obtaining a PhD. 399 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:43,955 You're saying 400 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,823 you'll follow in Dr. Masters' footsteps, Mrs. Johnson? 401 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,491 Become a practicing physician? 402 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,661 That is one possibility... 403 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,897 among many... 404 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,534 because if there is one thing that our study has shown, 405 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:59,604 it's that women are capable of almost anything. 406 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,307 Oh, well, time for a brief break. 407 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,142 We'll resume shortly. 408 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,717 Virginia? What happened? 409 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,189 Open the door, Virginia. 410 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,857 Virginia? 411 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,328 You-- you do realize the significance of today, 412 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,031 perhaps the most important day of our professional lives. 413 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:31,302 You can't talk about my credentials like that, 414 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,004 not in front of the press. 415 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,406 They asked. I thought you'd be grateful. 416 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,974 I-- I rallied to your defense. 417 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,409 I didn't get my degree. 418 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,378 I haven't yet taken the final 419 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,546 in my last remaining statistics course. 420 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,248 So I have not yet graduated. 421 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:45,983 I don't understand. 422 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,152 I-- I gave you three months off, 423 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:51,088 against every instinct that it was a terrible idea, 424 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,757 which it was. 425 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:53,891 And I will finish my degree, Bill! 426 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,960 For God's sake, Virginia, calm down. 427 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,829 Is there not one square inch of my life 428 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,332 that you haven't insinuated yourself into? 429 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,602 I mean, my work, my home, my bed. 430 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:07,505 Can I-- can I not even have a bathroom stall to myself? 431 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,206 All right, look, I-- 432 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,342 I will accept your apology later. 433 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,743 For now, you have five minutes. 434 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,979 And then we are-- we are going back out there, 435 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,614 and we are continuing this presentation 436 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:19,150 like the polished and professional researchers 437 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,452 that we are. 438 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:24,288 Five minutes, Virginia. 439 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,160 As the unrest in Saigon continues, 440 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,095 along with Prime Minister Ky's crackdown 441 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,164 on the Buddhist Rebels, 442 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:34,532 including the arrest 443 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,400 of South Vietnamese Buddhist leader Tri Quang. 444 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,768 And now to the weather... 445 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,438 Well, she either climbed out the back window 446 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,872 or she's hiding in the cellar 447 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,343 because Henry emerged from his room utterly alone, 448 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,844 not a girl in sight. 449 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,212 It's daddy's turn. Daddy! 450 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,514 Your mother is playing for me! 451 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,849 Maybe he's Houdini. 452 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,518 I mean, in less than an hour, he picks up a local girl, 453 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:57,888 seduces her under our noses, and then makes her disappear. 454 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,056 That would explain 455 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,591 how he makes his job opportunities vanish. 456 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:01,859 Mom, we're waiting for dad, 457 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,728 which means we're waiting for you. 458 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:07,431 Is this, um, still the Masters vs. The Johnsons game? 459 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:11,435 Yes. You as dad, me, Johnny are here. 460 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,536 I'm not playing. 461 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:16,073 Mom, Tess, and Harry Houdini here. 462 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:21,112 Anyway, uh, I will spin the spinner. 463 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,881 Four. 464 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,218 Two career cards for your father-- naturally. 465 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,552 "Life" imitating life. 466 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,088 Is there fresh coffee? 467 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,359 Johnny, honey, will you bring your dad some coffee? 468 00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:38,062 Two, three, four, five, six. 469 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,064 No, you cannot have some of my cigarette. 470 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,600 But you can keep playing with the others. 471 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,634 I hate "Life." 472 00:21:43,668 --> 00:21:45,102 But I'll trade you, 473 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,538 if you're insisting I join in the family fun. 474 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:48,973 Insurance. 475 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,449 All right, that's enough. 476 00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,817 That's enough. 477 00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:02,553 You know you can't do that at school. 478 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:03,954 You know that, right? 479 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,956 Yeah. 480 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,392 Yeah. 481 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,694 Okay, so, I got the 35th... 482 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,900 Thank you. 483 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:19,937 I'm not playing "Life," either. 484 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,006 Well you should play. 485 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,607 I have to work. 486 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:31,282 I think they want us both to play. 487 00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,017 Well, you should play. 488 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:37,154 It's fun. 489 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,824 That's the-- that's the point of our-- 490 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,760 that's the point of our time here. 491 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:44,462 What does that even mean-- 492 00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,397 "Human Sexual Response"? 493 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:49,633 Uh, my work's not for children, John. 494 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,702 You know that. 495 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:14,892 - Seven, eight, nine. - Nine. 496 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,127 Well, look at that. 497 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,995 I am having children, two children, 498 00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:19,530 a boy and a girl. 499 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,966 History doomed to repeat. 500 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,968 Tessie, you always wanted a baby sister. 501 00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:27,738 And I, for one, am thrilled to be having another girl-- 502 00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:29,206 and boy, of course. 503 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,908 And you have to put your kids in your car, 504 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,409 and you have to name them. 505 00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:34,211 Well, when I was your age, 506 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,280 my very best friend was named Lisa Soracco, 507 00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:38,015 so I'm going to name my baby girl Lisa. 508 00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,484 And does the boy drive an ice cream truck? 509 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:42,820 Can you drive the truck 510 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,488 to our house again, Henry, please? 511 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,390 Speaking of, 512 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:48,993 how do you not have a single shift this weekend, Henry? 513 00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:50,828 Isn't this a huge ice cream weekend? 514 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,263 What can I say? I'm not on the schedule. 515 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,231 Well, what did Mr. Hiskey say? 516 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,867 ♪ Mr. Hiskey likes his whiskey ♪ 517 00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:58,736 ♪ more than he likes ice cream ♪ 518 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,572 Mr. Hiskey's drinking issues aside, 519 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,107 why is he reducing your hours? 520 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,843 He's-- he's not reducing my hours. 521 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:08,279 I don't work there anymore. 522 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:11,115 Uh, Tessa and I made, this afternoon, of all things, 523 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,349 a lingonberry pie-- 524 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:13,817 This was not the agreement. 525 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,554 We agreed that you could defer college for one year 526 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,122 for gainful employment only. 527 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:19,623 And I've had three jobs. 528 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,058 And you've lost three jobs. 529 00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:22,359 I don't underst-- 530 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,595 How could you get fired from driving an ice cream truck? 531 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,729 It was-- what? 532 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:28,332 It was too challenging, intellectually? 533 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:29,900 Or too cold? 534 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,168 I wasn't fired. I quit. 535 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,707 Um, whipped cream, please, on my pie. 536 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:42,446 And you have never tasted a crust so buttery and flaky. 537 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,014 I don't understand about the job-- 538 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:47,685 about the jobs-- why you keep losing them. 539 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:50,187 Maybe you just don't understand me. 540 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,724 ♪ Mr. Hiskey, feeling risky ♪ 541 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:55,759 ♪ took his ice cream truck for a spin ♪ 542 00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:03,467 Making any progress? 543 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:05,969 Uh, slow progress, glacially slow. 544 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,872 Well, um, Tessa needs the room now. 545 00:25:08,906 --> 00:25:10,641 Everybody's headed to bed. 546 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,009 Sh-she can sleep with Henry. 547 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,977 They're too old, they say, 548 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,980 meaning they're self-conscious about boy/girl issues. 549 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,815 This-- this is my work space. 550 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,217 During the day. 551 00:25:20,251 --> 00:25:21,985 And for sleeping, you will have to head back to our room. 552 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:25,155 That-- that is, uh... 553 00:25:25,189 --> 00:25:30,460 Uh, the mattress in that room dates back to the Confederacy. 554 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:33,263 You remember last time. My back spasmed for weeks. 555 00:25:33,297 --> 00:25:34,698 Bill, all of the rooms are spoken for. 556 00:25:34,732 --> 00:25:36,400 There is a spare mattress. 557 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:39,002 You could drag it into the living room. 558 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:43,407 The living room is overrun... with people. 559 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:47,644 Well, those are your only options, I'm afraid. 560 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,179 Fine. 561 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:57,320 I will take the, uh, chaise in the backyard instead. 562 00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:59,322 You're gonna sleep outside. 563 00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:01,925 Under the stars, yes. 564 00:26:01,959 --> 00:26:03,760 Isn't that the, uh-- 565 00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:06,530 isn't that the point of a vacation, yeah? 566 00:26:08,332 --> 00:26:09,833 Enjoying fresh air... 567 00:26:09,867 --> 00:26:13,704 Communing with nature. 568 00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:57,514 It's what they do in Hawaii. 569 00:26:57,548 --> 00:26:59,616 - It's called a powwow. - It's a luau. 570 00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:01,852 And Howie and I think it's stupid, 571 00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:02,886 and we're going swimming. 572 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,887 Hey! 573 00:27:03,921 --> 00:27:05,555 Come on. 574 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,360 Psst! 575 00:27:10,394 --> 00:27:12,529 Do you need a hula partner? 576 00:27:12,563 --> 00:27:14,397 Yeah. 577 00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:19,302 Maybe Henry will come out and dance. 578 00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:24,007 Henry has been a little scarce today, 579 00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:27,244 but then again, who needs boys, right? 580 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,012 Right. Okay. 581 00:27:29,046 --> 00:27:32,082 We wave our arms like waves 582 00:27:32,116 --> 00:27:34,017 - like this... - Uh-huh. 583 00:27:34,051 --> 00:27:35,485 ...side to side. 584 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,887 Okay. Like this? 585 00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:39,256 - Good. Yeah. - Oh, thank you. 586 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,691 You're a very good teacher. 587 00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:42,659 Thank you. 588 00:27:42,693 --> 00:27:43,727 Do we do this then, too? 589 00:27:43,761 --> 00:27:45,395 ♪ da-dum, da-dee ♪ 590 00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,451 - Good? - Yeah. 591 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,853 Thank you. 592 00:28:09,887 --> 00:28:13,256 You have to get like... 593 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:16,126 After hula, we have to head into town, Gin. 594 00:28:24,368 --> 00:28:28,672 Guess I should have knocked... 595 00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:30,807 even though it is my room. 596 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,309 Well, if you need something... 597 00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:33,977 Wh-what I need is in town. 598 00:28:34,011 --> 00:28:36,046 Can you drive me into town? 599 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,280 Nope. 600 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:39,549 As you can see, I'm busy. 601 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:42,018 I started my period, and I don't have any Kotex. 602 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,121 I need to go into town. 603 00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:49,726 Well, uh, your mom or-- or Libby can take you. 604 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,927 I think that would be... 605 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:52,028 They're already in town. 606 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,231 You're the only one that can take me. 607 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:58,401 If you can't, then you can't. 608 00:29:15,486 --> 00:29:19,089 You cannot hitchhike. 609 00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:22,993 You don't know the next driver isn't gonna be a sociopath. 610 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:25,362 Fine. 611 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:27,931 I know you're busy, so we can try the General Store. 612 00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:29,132 It's only halfway in. 613 00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:30,734 Fine. 614 00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:34,404 And you don't have to worry. 615 00:29:34,438 --> 00:29:35,705 I'm not going to ask you about sex. 616 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:38,375 That... hadn't occurred to me. 617 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:39,709 No? 618 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:42,045 I've heard Libby and mom saying that I need a talking to 619 00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:44,281 from a strong, male, authority-figure type. 620 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:45,882 For God's sake, Tessa. 621 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:48,551 I'm on your side. 622 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:50,720 We both agree you are the last person on earth 623 00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,422 who should be talking to me about sex. 624 00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:57,427 ♪ just remember ♪ 625 00:29:57,461 --> 00:30:01,798 ♪ when a dream appears ♪ 626 00:30:01,832 --> 00:30:05,735 ♪ you belong to me ♪ 627 00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:08,171 You don't like Patsy Cline? 628 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,740 Patsy Cline is fine. 629 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:11,508 Look... 630 00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:14,177 If you do have questions about sex, 631 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,980 teenage years being a confusing time, 632 00:30:17,014 --> 00:30:18,648 understanding the real risks 633 00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:20,016 of pregnancy and venereal disease is-- 634 00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:21,118 Oh, no. 635 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,786 We can't play into her hands like this. 636 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,154 Your mother just wants what's best for you. 637 00:30:24,188 --> 00:30:26,089 And as I am a gynecologist 638 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:29,192 and I do talk to young women every day... 639 00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:31,194 You're really a sex researcher. 640 00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:32,996 I am both, as you know. 641 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:35,165 I am a doctor and a sex researcher. 642 00:30:35,199 --> 00:30:36,533 Along with my mother, 643 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:38,602 who also calls herself a sex researcher, 644 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:40,570 and yet is too chicken to talk to her own daughter 645 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,873 about the thing she talks to perfect strangers about all day. 646 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,374 And whose fault is that? 647 00:30:44,408 --> 00:30:46,243 If she were sitting here now instead of me, 648 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,712 you-- you would ignore every word she said. 649 00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:51,982 And you wouldn't get the information you so obviously need 650 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:55,285 to grow into a safe, responsible, 651 00:30:55,319 --> 00:30:58,855 sexually active adult. 652 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,857 You think I'm an adult? 653 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,993 Hardly. 654 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:08,231 Although you-- you will be soon enough, so... 655 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:09,466 Just don't be foolish 656 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,102 and ignore the advice of people who know better 657 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:15,138 and who actually care about you. 658 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,041 How about I trade you? 659 00:31:18,075 --> 00:31:20,277 You let me drive your MG to the General Store, 660 00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,179 and-- and I'll let you talk to me about how my body works. 661 00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:23,713 Oh, a perfect lose-lose for me. 662 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:24,881 So, do we have a deal? 663 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:32,022 I think Tessa's been calling my mother. 664 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:33,723 She hasn't said anything, of course-- 665 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:34,858 neither of them ever would-- 666 00:31:34,892 --> 00:31:36,426 but suddenly my mother is talking about 667 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:38,295 how she wants to see the kids 668 00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:41,231 and how she and daddy live so far away 669 00:31:41,265 --> 00:31:42,866 and-- my favorite-- 670 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:46,169 how the Arch has put St. Louis on the map... 671 00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:48,405 ...and how nice it would be 672 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,472 to live in a city on the map. 673 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:51,141 They would move to St. Louis? 674 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:53,677 I can't imagine your parents moving anywhere. 675 00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:56,313 Well, I can't imagine a lot of things. 676 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:57,514 And then they happen. 677 00:31:59,116 --> 00:32:00,617 Three pounds ground beef? 678 00:32:00,651 --> 00:32:02,285 Well, one burger each for mine. 679 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,087 Maybe Johnny has two, given the swimming. 680 00:32:04,121 --> 00:32:06,423 - Mm. - And Henry and Tessa. 681 00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:07,624 I haven't seen Henry all day. 682 00:32:07,658 --> 00:32:09,626 Well, that's because he left the house 683 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:11,428 and didn't tell anyone where he was going. 684 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,164 I have no idea what he's doing. 685 00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:16,566 Sitting on a bench with a girl. 686 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:19,135 That the same girl that crawled out the window? 687 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:23,073 That girl has clothes, but, yes, that is the same girl. 688 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:27,110 Henry... your ears must be burning. 689 00:32:27,144 --> 00:32:28,178 Hey. 690 00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:32,249 Mom, Aunt Libby, this is my friend Tina. 691 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,951 - Hello. - Hello. 692 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:37,120 We shouldn't have to chase you into town 693 00:32:37,154 --> 00:32:38,255 to meet your friends, Henry. 694 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,556 They're welcome at the house. 695 00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:42,192 Oh, in fact, we are just shopping for dinner now. 696 00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:43,894 Tina, would you like to join us? 697 00:32:43,928 --> 00:32:46,529 That's so nice of you, but I-- I really can't. 698 00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:48,598 My little one's waiting for me at home, 699 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,467 and he gets anxious if I'm gone too long. 700 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:56,373 Of course he does. 701 00:32:56,407 --> 00:32:58,808 Anyway, um, so nice to meet you both. 702 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:00,076 You, too. 703 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:03,980 I've got business in town, 704 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,582 so I won't be home for dinner, either. 705 00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:08,818 What business? You have to eat, Henry. 706 00:33:08,853 --> 00:33:10,120 I already ate. 707 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,721 Why don't I go and get started on the shopping? 708 00:33:11,756 --> 00:33:13,189 - Okay, Gin? - Okay. 709 00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:17,193 You can't guilt me into this, mom. 710 00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:18,461 I've got business in town. 711 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,230 Henry, she seems lovely, 712 00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:21,665 but let her get back to her family. 713 00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:23,233 That's not the business I meant. 714 00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:25,302 I am not judging. You know that. 715 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,603 Oh, I know. 716 00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,538 Anything goes with you when it comes to that stuff. 717 00:33:28,572 --> 00:33:30,974 Look, you wanted me to take charge of my life. 718 00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,242 I'm taking charge. 719 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:33,910 You want me to show some ambition and get a job? 720 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:35,445 I am getting a job. 721 00:33:35,479 --> 00:33:38,548 I am buckling down, as you like to say. 722 00:33:38,582 --> 00:33:40,216 I'll be home late. 723 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:43,053 The kids will want you there. 724 00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:45,255 You want me there. 725 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:46,756 Henry, I insist. 726 00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,391 I'm almost 18, mom, 727 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:51,061 so, honestly, you insisting on anything... 728 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:54,831 Aah! Ugh! 729 00:33:54,865 --> 00:33:56,232 Henry! 730 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:57,534 Henry... 731 00:33:57,568 --> 00:33:58,935 - Christ. - Are you okay? 732 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:00,537 - What an asshole. - I-I'm the asshole? 733 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,072 - You didn't look. - Call an ambulance. 734 00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:03,206 I don't need an ambulance. 735 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,008 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you asshole! 736 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:06,242 You absolutely need an ambulance. 737 00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:08,545 Henry, do not-- Call an ambulance! 738 00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:10,046 Aunt Libby, really, it's okay. 739 00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,681 It is not okay. Do not goddamn move. 740 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,516 Somebody call an ambulance! 741 00:34:17,421 --> 00:34:18,722 No apology, no saying, 742 00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:20,023 "I'm so sorry for nearly killing you." 743 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,925 He didn't really come close to killing me. 744 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:23,560 You don't know that. 745 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:25,395 I know my knee is scraped. My pants need some mending. 746 00:34:25,429 --> 00:34:26,463 You are not a doctor, Henry. 747 00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:27,864 Libby... 748 00:34:27,898 --> 00:34:29,065 Why don't you go back to the house and check on the kids? 749 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,633 - George is on his way. - Excuse me. 750 00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:33,937 I'm sorry, but this young man was hit by a car, 751 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:35,739 and we have been waiting for nearly an hour 752 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:36,873 for someone to see him. 753 00:34:36,907 --> 00:34:38,408 That is after driving him here ourselves 754 00:34:38,442 --> 00:34:39,442 because an ambulance 755 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:40,710 never bothered to show up at the scene. 756 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,479 We do apologize, ma'am, 757 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:43,680 what with the long weekend and all. 758 00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:44,881 That's all you have to say? 759 00:34:44,915 --> 00:34:46,649 Libby, honestly, it's okay. 760 00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:48,618 It's not okay, Virginia. 761 00:34:48,652 --> 00:34:52,055 I mean, are you simply that cavalier about everything? 762 00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:54,324 You do not know that he is fine. You don't. 763 00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:56,326 Based on your-- your medical degree, 764 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,261 your extensive knowledge of internal injuries, 765 00:34:58,295 --> 00:35:01,731 that he may be bleeding inside or have a-- a hematoma or a-- 766 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,899 Libby-- 767 00:35:02,933 --> 00:35:04,000 I don't know what he has, either! 768 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:06,436 All I know is that Henry could have died! 769 00:35:16,313 --> 00:35:18,782 The doctor's in with Henry now. 770 00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:21,151 So far, everything seems fine... 771 00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:24,421 Though he did call for a thorough work-up. 772 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:29,659 I didn't mean what I said. 773 00:35:29,693 --> 00:35:31,961 I'm sorry. 774 00:35:34,698 --> 00:35:36,466 Lib... 775 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:39,402 You don't have to tell me what's going on, 776 00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:43,506 but... for a while now... 777 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,675 I've noticed that-- 778 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:47,644 that you're not exactly yourself. 779 00:35:50,614 --> 00:35:51,948 And I've been worried about you. 780 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,184 Bill has been worried. 781 00:35:56,887 --> 00:35:58,822 I think my children deserve better 782 00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:02,092 than a mother that gets by on two Serax every day. 783 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:03,893 Serax? 784 00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:06,963 For anxiety? For, uh, depression? 785 00:36:06,997 --> 00:36:09,065 I just I keep thinking about the South 786 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,433 - and how-- - The South? 787 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:12,669 How dangerous it's become. 788 00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:14,671 Over 30 people have lost their lives-- 789 00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:16,272 did you know that?-- 790 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:21,311 Fighting for Dr. King's cause, fighting for basic human rights. 791 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:26,649 30 is-- it's a shocking number, but... 792 00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:32,122 Perhaps there are better ways 793 00:36:32,156 --> 00:36:35,325 to process the daily news besides drugs. 794 00:36:36,927 --> 00:36:38,528 Yeah. 795 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:42,165 I suppose you're right. I-- 796 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,236 Life is filled with loss. 797 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:49,873 It is ridiculous to think that you can stop it. 798 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,409 Right. 799 00:36:56,814 --> 00:37:00,383 Your data seems to support a societal trend, 800 00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:03,419 the double standard between men and women that's vanishing, 801 00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:04,754 the "thou shalt nots" 802 00:37:04,788 --> 00:37:07,457 replaced with "thou shalt jump into bed with whomevers," 803 00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:11,961 meaning, with your emphasis on female sexual pleasure, 804 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:15,365 can a woman feel free now to say no? 805 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,734 Of course she can. 806 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:19,335 She absolutely can. 807 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:22,705 Our study gives women more freedom than ever to say no 808 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,275 because a woman will no longer be making her decisions 809 00:37:25,309 --> 00:37:26,643 out of fear. 810 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:30,079 She-- Yes, Miss Delacourt? Ladies' Home Journal? 811 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:31,848 Yes, ma'am, um... 812 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:35,151 I assume when you say "fear," Mrs. Johnson, 813 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:37,387 you mean the traditional fears 814 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:40,657 women have always had to contend with regarding sex-- 815 00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:44,127 fear of disease, social ostracism, 816 00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:46,262 pregnancy, the biggest fear of all? 817 00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:47,897 Yes. 818 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,166 Yes, all stemming from-- 819 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,935 Stemming from sexual ignorance. 820 00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:53,236 Sexual know-how means 821 00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:56,339 a woman now will have a more sophisticated choice 822 00:37:56,373 --> 00:37:58,708 because it is her choice. 823 00:37:58,742 --> 00:38:00,176 Yes? 824 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,679 Peter Norris, New York Times. 825 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:05,248 So, is it possible, as some clergy predict, 826 00:38:05,282 --> 00:38:08,117 that the elimination of fear will break down all barriers, 827 00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:09,552 including barriers 828 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:12,589 that protect us from disease, stigma, unwanted pregnancy? 829 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,123 Exactly my point. 830 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,626 That depends what you mean by "barriers," Mr. Norris. 831 00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:17,927 What do you mean by "barriers"? 832 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,329 There is no universe 833 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,397 where fear is a barrier worth preserving. 834 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:22,699 Dr. Masters, you don't believe 835 00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:26,102 people should be bound by any societal convention? 836 00:38:26,136 --> 00:38:27,437 You can misquote me however you-- 837 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,239 We do believe in many social conventions, 838 00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:30,873 and we are seeing plenty of evidence 839 00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:32,175 that young men and women today 840 00:38:32,209 --> 00:38:34,077 are inclined to work things out emotionally 841 00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:36,446 rather than fixating on sex, per se. 842 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,481 So, no. 843 00:38:38,515 --> 00:38:40,650 No, we do not believe that the removal of fear 844 00:38:40,684 --> 00:38:42,418 leads to the destruction of good values. 845 00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:44,621 I believe whatever the arrangement 846 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,422 between grown, consenting adults, 847 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:49,792 it must begin with the truth. 848 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,164 You want a drink? 849 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:57,433 Uh, the coffee will be ready soon. 850 00:38:59,169 --> 00:39:01,137 A grown-up drink. 851 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:13,316 I suggest you dump this in the sink. 852 00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:15,318 My mom lets me drink at home. 853 00:39:15,352 --> 00:39:16,352 I doubt that. 854 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:17,820 She lets me drink on vacation. 855 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:18,988 Whoa. 856 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,290 Right. Sorry. 857 00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,492 You want to keep the sex research clean. 858 00:39:27,931 --> 00:39:29,465 Fine. I'll dump it. 859 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,878 What happened to Libby? Is sh-- 860 00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:43,212 She was just worried. 861 00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:45,048 She's gone home to be with the children. 862 00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:47,550 Now, what did the doctor say, honey? 863 00:39:47,584 --> 00:39:49,719 He said I might be sore from the fall. 864 00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:52,055 He recommends Aspirin, put some iodine on my knee. 865 00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:53,823 That is one tough kid. 866 00:39:53,857 --> 00:39:55,425 Make no mistake about it. 867 00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,362 Sergeant Marcus Ivey. 868 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:02,265 Virginia Johnson. Nice to meet you. 869 00:40:02,299 --> 00:40:05,902 And I gather you've met my son, Henry. 870 00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:14,377 I hope no one in your family is ill, Sergeant. 871 00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:16,145 Uh, no, no. 872 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,715 Uh... Henry called me 873 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,683 because we had an appointment this afternoon 874 00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:22,385 that he obviously had to reschedule. 875 00:40:22,419 --> 00:40:24,320 I'm just stopping by to make sure he's okay. 876 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:25,521 And I appreciate it. I really do. 877 00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:27,990 We look after our own, son. 878 00:40:28,025 --> 00:40:31,260 That's what I was doing in town... 879 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:35,431 Heading to the recruitment office to see Sergeant Ivey. 880 00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:39,669 I talked to him last year, too, when we were up here. 881 00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:41,604 Ah... 882 00:40:41,638 --> 00:40:44,741 Oh, I-I-- um, I didn't know that. 883 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,109 Listen, I'll-- 884 00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:48,444 No, you don't have to go, Sergeant. 885 00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:52,915 So... what I'm hoping, mom, 886 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:57,687 is that you'll sign for me since I'm not 18 yet. 887 00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:00,523 The Sergeant and I have discussed this, 888 00:41:00,557 --> 00:41:02,458 and I could wait until my birthday, 889 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,460 but I don't want to. 890 00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:06,796 I want to do this now. 891 00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:09,465 Uh, you want to...? 892 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,700 To enlist. 893 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:19,342 I'm starving. Where is everybody? 894 00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:21,344 I have no idea. 895 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,182 Am I having dinner with you? 896 00:41:26,216 --> 00:41:28,084 Uh... 897 00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:37,627 I-I-I think we should wait for the others. 898 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:54,744 So he did say something to you. 899 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:57,546 A-and you just-- you what? You forgot to mention it to me? 900 00:41:57,581 --> 00:41:58,981 Gin, I didn't think he meant it. 901 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,249 It's like a kid saying 902 00:42:00,283 --> 00:42:01,384 he wants to be an astronaut or an Indian chief. 903 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:02,685 He meant it. 904 00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:05,821 You'd hope that getting hit by a car 905 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:06,822 would have knocked some sense into him. 906 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,090 You know, George, 907 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:11,661 you have been a perfect shit in almost every respect, 908 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,430 but especially for taking my kids away from me 909 00:42:14,464 --> 00:42:15,965 because if they had their mother around them more, 910 00:42:15,999 --> 00:42:17,933 - none of this... - You have not once... 911 00:42:17,968 --> 00:42:19,235 ...would be happening. 912 00:42:19,269 --> 00:42:21,070 ...tried to change the custody arrangement 913 00:42:21,104 --> 00:42:22,071 in the last four years 914 00:42:22,105 --> 00:42:23,339 because-- let's be honest now-- 915 00:42:23,373 --> 00:42:24,640 it fits better with your life 916 00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,008 that I have the kids more of the week than you. 917 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,176 That is not true! That's not true! 918 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:28,444 I'm not judging you. 919 00:42:28,478 --> 00:42:30,446 I'm just saying what we both know is real. 920 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,915 I never should have called you. 921 00:42:32,949 --> 00:42:35,251 Well, I'm glad you did. 922 00:42:41,324 --> 00:42:45,094 Gin... 923 00:42:45,128 --> 00:42:46,762 We have to sign that consent. 924 00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:48,397 I will not sign it. 925 00:42:48,432 --> 00:42:50,266 Then I will. 926 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,367 No, you won't. 927 00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:52,702 It only takes one parent's signature. 928 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:54,203 This is not your decision to make, George. 929 00:42:54,237 --> 00:42:56,172 No, no. It's ours. 930 00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:58,607 And I've done plenty of the heavy lifting with these kids 931 00:42:58,642 --> 00:43:00,009 for the past four years. 932 00:43:00,043 --> 00:43:04,346 It even cost me my marriage, Virginia, so my vote counts. 933 00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:06,082 And I know Henry well enough to know 934 00:43:06,116 --> 00:43:07,683 that if we meet him halfway on this, 935 00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:08,884 we can reason with him. 936 00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:11,754 In two months, he'll-- he'll enlist anyway. 937 00:43:11,788 --> 00:43:13,723 But if we go along with his harebrained plan, 938 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,324 we can buy ourselves some leverage. 939 00:43:15,358 --> 00:43:17,093 I'll swing by the cottage in the morning. 940 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,294 I'll drive him home. 941 00:43:18,328 --> 00:43:19,795 That'll give me three hours to work on him. 942 00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:21,731 I can get him to take a noncombat position. 943 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,100 No! Wh-what if it doesn't work?! 944 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:25,401 It's our best shot. 945 00:43:25,435 --> 00:43:26,936 How are you not completely terrified right now?! 946 00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:29,839 I am! 947 00:43:29,873 --> 00:43:31,474 I'm worried. 948 00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:42,985 And I'm sorry... 949 00:43:43,019 --> 00:43:48,858 for, you know, the hash that I've made of it as a parent 950 00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:50,392 a lot of the time. 951 00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:52,495 But not always. 952 00:43:52,529 --> 00:43:56,766 And on this one, I am with you, Virginia, lockstep. 953 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,501 And we're gonna do everything we can 954 00:43:58,535 --> 00:43:59,802 to make sure our boy is safe. 955 00:43:59,836 --> 00:44:01,837 I cannot have our son come home 956 00:44:01,872 --> 00:44:03,005 in a flag-draped coffin. 957 00:44:20,590 --> 00:44:24,426 John? 958 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:27,496 Tessa? 959 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:32,134 Oh, I'm s-- 960 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,370 Oh, Jesus. 961 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:35,805 Oh, Tessa. 962 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:39,475 Straighten yourself-- oh, come on. 963 00:44:39,509 --> 00:44:40,876 - Ugh. - Take my arm. 964 00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:42,211 Try to stand. 965 00:44:42,245 --> 00:44:45,414 All right, just stay-- 966 00:44:45,448 --> 00:44:47,650 stay there. 967 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:50,619 For God's sake. God, what are you thinking? 968 00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:52,755 Here, drink-- 969 00:44:52,789 --> 00:44:54,590 - Oh, no, don't. 970 00:44:54,624 --> 00:44:55,591 Just put your dress back on, Tessa. 971 00:44:55,625 --> 00:44:57,026 Mm. 972 00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:58,460 Mnh! Tessa! Tessa, stop it. 973 00:44:58,495 --> 00:45:00,129 Don't you want to touch me? 974 00:45:00,163 --> 00:45:01,764 - Don't you want to touch me? - What are you doing? 975 00:45:01,798 --> 00:45:03,833 Touch my breasts. You like my breasts. 976 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,401 - Jesus. - Mm. 977 00:45:05,435 --> 00:45:07,136 Oh. Oh, God. 978 00:45:07,170 --> 00:45:09,939 Come on. 979 00:45:09,973 --> 00:45:11,473 Do not move. 980 00:45:11,508 --> 00:45:13,475 John? John? 981 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:18,247 Tessa is, uh, unfortunately, drunk. 982 00:45:18,281 --> 00:45:19,748 - Okay. - It's not okay. 983 00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:21,483 Sh-- it will be. She'll sleep it off. 984 00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:22,718 But you need to know that-- 985 00:45:22,752 --> 00:45:24,687 I don't want to talk about it. 986 00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:26,188 Well, what you want isn't the issue. 987 00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,590 What I'm saying is, she made the mistake. 988 00:45:27,624 --> 00:45:29,725 And I don't want to talk about it! 989 00:45:29,759 --> 00:45:32,261 I just said, so shut up about it! 990 00:45:32,295 --> 00:45:35,598 Did you just tell me to sh-- to shut up? 991 00:45:35,632 --> 00:45:37,299 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 992 00:45:37,334 --> 00:45:41,470 Just go do your work, you-- you fucker! 993 00:45:41,504 --> 00:45:44,340 You never kiss mommy, and then you kiss Tessa! 994 00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:46,342 Why would you even do that, you freak?! 995 00:45:50,447 --> 00:45:52,147 No, John! 996 00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:53,849 John! Come-- come here! 997 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,386 John! 998 00:45:58,521 --> 00:45:59,688 John! 999 00:46:01,024 --> 00:46:02,992 John! 1000 00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:13,769 No! No! 1001 00:46:17,874 --> 00:46:20,609 Say you're sorry, you little shit! 1002 00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:21,844 Say it! 1003 00:46:21,878 --> 00:46:25,481 I'll never say sorry to you, ever! 1004 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:48,671 Y-you're-- you're grounded. 1005 00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:35,217 Sorry I'm so late. I took a drive to clear my head. 1006 00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:36,618 It's, um-- it's been... 1007 00:47:38,521 --> 00:47:41,390 You put the kids to bed. 1008 00:47:41,424 --> 00:47:45,594 John an hour ago, Tessa just now. 1009 00:47:45,628 --> 00:47:48,464 You put Tessa to bed? 1010 00:47:48,498 --> 00:47:50,532 She passed out, essentially. 1011 00:47:50,567 --> 00:47:55,237 She got into the liquor cabinet and drunk herself into a state. 1012 00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:58,207 I cleaned her up so her mother wouldn't see her like that. 1013 00:47:58,241 --> 00:48:01,643 God, it's as if hell has been unleashed today. 1014 00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:09,084 Believe me... 1015 00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:11,787 They were the least of my problems this evening. 1016 00:48:16,793 --> 00:48:19,561 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna drive home, 1017 00:48:19,596 --> 00:48:21,130 uh, early tomorrow, 1018 00:48:21,164 --> 00:48:25,334 get Little, Brown on the phone, order more galley copies. 1019 00:48:25,368 --> 00:48:28,804 When they come in, I'd, uh-- 1020 00:48:28,838 --> 00:48:31,473 I'd like you to read the book... 1021 00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:34,410 You know, give me your, um-- 1022 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:37,279 give me your honest opinion. 1023 00:48:37,313 --> 00:48:39,748 If it seems in good shape, 1024 00:48:39,783 --> 00:48:44,019 well, maybe we should have a press conference... 1025 00:48:44,054 --> 00:48:48,323 Trust that our-- our work can finally speak for itself. 1026 00:48:50,693 --> 00:48:53,262 All right. 1027 00:48:53,296 --> 00:48:55,664 I'll read the book. 1028 00:50:11,207 --> 00:50:12,774 Henry? 1029 00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:18,647 Did the doctor say he'll be okay? 1030 00:50:18,681 --> 00:50:20,949 Yes, Henry's going to be fine... 1031 00:50:20,984 --> 00:50:22,217 So fine, in fact, 1032 00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:25,120 that he's in town celebrating with Tammy. 1033 00:50:25,155 --> 00:50:26,355 Tina. 1034 00:50:27,590 --> 00:50:30,526 Whatever her name is. She has a baby. 1035 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,762 Do you want to come in? 1036 00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:39,801 What are they celebrating? 1037 00:50:39,836 --> 00:50:41,770 That is... 1038 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:47,176 It's a story that can wait till morning. 1039 00:50:50,046 --> 00:50:53,582 At least your children are safe. 1040 00:50:53,616 --> 00:50:55,217 My children. 1041 00:50:56,686 --> 00:50:59,688 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Lib. 1042 00:50:59,722 --> 00:51:01,590 I know that-- that your kids 1043 00:51:01,624 --> 00:51:04,493 are not what's on your mind at the moment. 1044 00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:06,695 Actually... 1045 00:51:06,729 --> 00:51:09,831 um, my children are very much on my mind. 1046 00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:13,468 Uh... 1047 00:51:13,503 --> 00:51:17,372 I've spent a lot of time this past year 1048 00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:21,543 medicating myself so that I wouldn't feel. 1049 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:25,914 The strange thing is, I never sleep. 1050 00:51:25,949 --> 00:51:30,252 I feel like I haven't slept for-- forever. 1051 00:51:32,021 --> 00:51:33,655 Maybe you are depressed. 1052 00:51:42,298 --> 00:51:46,935 I have thought a lot about my marriage. 1053 00:51:46,970 --> 00:51:50,172 And I realized that... 1054 00:51:50,206 --> 00:51:53,308 I don't need Bill to be all things. 1055 00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:55,611 I don't even need him to be most things. 1056 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:57,446 Lib, we don't have to-- 1057 00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:01,717 No, no, I-I-I have to say this because... 1058 00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:04,086 because, well... 1059 00:52:09,058 --> 00:52:14,196 I-I think that a heart can only be broken so many times, 1060 00:52:14,230 --> 00:52:16,632 and then... it's done. 1061 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:20,769 And... 1062 00:52:20,803 --> 00:52:23,839 I think that I'm done. 1063 00:52:23,873 --> 00:52:26,541 And I'm okay with that. I am... 1064 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:31,980 as long as my home and my family stay intact. 1065 00:52:32,015 --> 00:52:36,952 I need that... for my children's sake. 1066 00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:39,888 And I see the way that you struggle with Henry and Tessa 1067 00:52:39,922 --> 00:52:42,724 and time spent away from them on weekends and... 1068 00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:45,894 vacations split, 1069 00:52:45,928 --> 00:52:47,796 belongings in two houses. 1070 00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:50,198 And, uh... 1071 00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:54,036 I know from living a childhood like that myself 1072 00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:56,204 that... 1073 00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:00,676 while it may make you stronger... 1074 00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,811 it also makes you sad. 1075 00:53:05,982 --> 00:53:09,718 I want to spare my children a life of upheaval and pain. 1076 00:53:11,754 --> 00:53:14,623 And I know you can appreciate that. 1077 00:53:18,928 --> 00:53:21,229 We understand each another, Gin. 1078 00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:25,567 In fact, sometimes I think we understand each other 1079 00:53:25,601 --> 00:53:28,503 better than either of us understands Bill. 1080 00:53:34,310 --> 00:53:36,211 Your home is safe. 1081 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:44,386 Of course it is, Libby. 1082 00:53:58,835 --> 00:54:02,871 I always wondered what it felt like with you. 1083 00:54:25,361 --> 00:54:27,062 We, uh-- 1084 00:54:27,096 --> 00:54:32,634 well, we took a risk asking you here today. 1085 00:54:32,668 --> 00:54:34,135 Some would say a calculated risk, 1086 00:54:34,170 --> 00:54:35,770 others would say an unnecessary risk, 1087 00:54:35,805 --> 00:54:40,041 but regardless of what you print when you walk out that door, 1088 00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:41,876 we stand by our work. 1089 00:54:45,147 --> 00:54:51,052 We know the fear that surrounds the subject of sex. 1090 00:54:51,087 --> 00:54:55,190 All of you in this room suffer it. 1091 00:54:55,224 --> 00:54:59,461 The legacy of many generations, it affects us all 1092 00:54:59,495 --> 00:55:02,597 in ways that we are only beginning to understand. 1093 00:55:02,631 --> 00:55:04,799 But it wasn't always this way. 1094 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:07,135 You know, before the Industrial Revolution, 1095 00:55:07,169 --> 00:55:09,204 uh, people lived on farms. 1096 00:55:09,238 --> 00:55:12,707 And mom would, uh, take pop's lunch out to the field. 1097 00:55:12,742 --> 00:55:14,309 And, uh, they would eat 1098 00:55:14,343 --> 00:55:19,013 and then do something else right there under a shade tree. 1099 00:55:19,048 --> 00:55:21,483 In that world, sex was a given. 1100 00:55:21,517 --> 00:55:25,420 You know, it was valued, enjoyed... 1101 00:55:25,454 --> 00:55:27,989 even if it wasn't understood scientifically. 1102 00:55:30,626 --> 00:55:35,463 We believe our book, "Human Sexual Response," 1103 00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:39,834 will reacquaint all of us with our natural selves, 1104 00:55:39,869 --> 00:55:44,773 free of fear, but also full of understanding. 1105 00:55:44,807 --> 00:55:47,275 So... 1106 00:55:50,212 --> 00:55:54,783 We thank you for, uh, coming here today and-- 1107 00:55:54,817 --> 00:55:57,018 and we appreciate your interest in our book. 1108 00:55:57,052 --> 00:55:59,154 - If I may-- - Really, Mr. Buckland? 1109 00:55:59,188 --> 00:56:00,588 Why ask for the floor now 1110 00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:03,391 when you've hijacked it so unapologetically all afternoon? 1111 00:56:03,425 --> 00:56:05,193 And I may have abused 1112 00:56:05,227 --> 00:56:08,463 more than my fair share of time today, Dr. Masters, 1113 00:56:08,497 --> 00:56:12,066 because I believe your book deserves such scrutiny, 1114 00:56:12,101 --> 00:56:15,236 deserves an honest evaluation 1115 00:56:15,271 --> 00:56:19,140 as to the impact of such material societally, 1116 00:56:19,175 --> 00:56:21,509 not just the immense scientific value it provides 1117 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:25,313 to the medical community... 1118 00:56:25,347 --> 00:56:29,884 Because the contribution is immense. 1119 00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:33,021 I mean, this study sheds light on an area 1120 00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:36,157 that has, up until now, been the dark side of the moon. 1121 00:56:36,192 --> 00:56:38,726 And if we view the sexual union as so sacrosanct 1122 00:56:38,761 --> 00:56:40,728 that it cannot be open to question, 1123 00:56:40,763 --> 00:56:43,164 we should remember a similar view was taken 1124 00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:47,635 regarding the stars in Galileo's day. 1125 00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:49,737 And I think we can safely say 1126 00:56:49,772 --> 00:56:51,906 Galileo had the last laugh on that one. 1127 00:57:46,195 --> 00:57:49,397 You're pregnant. 1128 00:57:56,405 --> 00:58:00,041 ♪ ooh ♪ 1129 00:58:00,075 --> 00:58:02,343 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 1130 00:58:02,378 --> 00:58:05,909 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ _ 1131 00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:09,050 ♪ see the pyramids along the Nile ♪ 1132 00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:10,652 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 1133 00:58:10,686 --> 00:58:15,623 ♪ watch the sunrise on a tropic isle ♪ 1134 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:17,191 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 1135 00:58:17,226 --> 00:58:23,765 ♪ just remember, darling, all the while ♪ 1136 00:58:23,799 --> 00:58:28,770 ♪ you belong to me ♪ 1137 00:58:28,804 --> 00:58:30,505 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 1138 00:58:30,539 --> 00:58:35,510 ♪ see the marketplace in Old Algiers ♪ 1139 00:58:35,544 --> 00:58:37,078 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 1140 00:58:37,112 --> 00:58:42,216 ♪ send me photographs and souvenirs ♪ 1141 00:58:42,251 --> 00:58:43,885 ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ 1142 00:58:43,919 --> 00:58:48,923 ♪ just remember, when a dream appears ♪