So the fourth of July party did you in?
Yeah, that and Thursday night and Friday night.
So, sofa day today, then. Oh. I wish.
Hello. How are we? Hi. Oh, hey.
Thanks, Farrah. How do you... How does she do it?
Why are you looking so bright?
The secret is to know when to call it a night. Oh.
Where did you two end up? Ooh, somewhere very classy.
Mm-hmm. Michael and Decco's. Yeah, I think that was a mistake.
Oh, and do you know what, I've been having flashbacks.
Was there Karaoke? There sure was, Britney.
Oh. Scarlet for you.
(LAUGHS) Why didn't you stop me?
There's nothing wrong with you blowing off a bit of steam.
I'll see yous later. Thanks, Farrah. See ya.
Er, so... how are things with you and Wayne?
Still?
I don't want to discuss it.
Oh, Orla, come on. You're not gonna solve it by avoiding him.
I'm not.
OK, I am. But with good reason. Oh, I don't doubt it.
You know, we could do with spending some time together.
Away from the pub.
OK, I get it. Hint, hint. Yes, of course I'll take him. I said I would.
Oh, thanks. No worries.
Orla? Jane.
My wages came through. Oh, good for you, Jane.
Don't spend it all in one shop.
There was no raise. Will you give us a second, Niamh?
I sure will. Thank you.
I'll call you later. Thanks.
Did I not mention to you that I want it back-dated by a month?
No, you didn't. Well, I do.
If it was up to me, Jane, you wouldn't be getting a raise at all.
Even Wayne agrees it's a small price to pay for my silence.
This is blackmail.
No, this is a hard-working employee getting an overdue raise.
So long as you keep Tommy away from the pub, your secret is safe.
Alright?
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
We're closed!
It's me, Mondo.
Where's my money? That's why I'm here.
The, erm... the girl that I'm dealing with, she's gone AWOL.
Doing my best to try and track her down.
AWOL?
Yeah. I've tried calling her, texting her. She won't answer.
Oh, well... I suppose that's it, then.
I'll just write off 500 quid.
My sarcasm detector's going off.
Good. At least that shows some form of intelligence.
Doorstep her.
Yeah, I would, but, er, she's, er... I don't know where she lives.
(SCOFFS) So I gave you 500 quid, and you don't know where the bird lives?
Yeah, I know. I'm on it.
I want my money today.
And don't have me chase you for it.
I'll get it. You better.
Go on.
Something wrong? Ah, no, I just, I've no appetite.
Bloody Mary, that's what you need. (LAUGHS)
I was on the dry last night.
Was that why you left the party early? What party?
Oh, we just had a few people back to the house after the pub.
It was... just a last minute thing.
Oh. You don't have to explain yourself.
Anybody want anything else?
Erm, do you have decaff tea?
We have herbal ones.
Hang on a minute. Decaff tea, there's no partying.
I mean, what's the story? What, are you pregnant?
(LAUGHTER)
Oh. Seriously?
Ah, well done. Twelve weeks.
What? That's amazing. Congratulations. A little baby.
Come on, away from these boys, and tell me everything.
How are you feeling?
Ah, a bit bleh, but that's normal for the first trimester.
You're not showing at all.
Not yet anyway. Hey, what's the story with, er, you and Michael?
Nothing.
Yeah, right. Your face dropped when you found out about the party.
It's weird that he didn't invite me.
Well, you missed nothing,
apart from Orla and Niamh hogging the karaoke.
Niamh? She was there.
It's not right, what they did. They're treating us like children.
Yeah. What can you do? Teach them a lesson.
Teach them a lesson for teaching us a lesson?
Yeah, exactly. It sounds complicated.
It really isn't.
How is it?
It's weird, the other one is at me now as well.
Come here. Let me give you a massage.
Alright.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there, that's good.
Where'd you learn that?
Niamh. She used to always get me to give her shoulder massages.
You've magic hands.
Oh, here, there's Paul. We better stop. Why?
We don't want him thinking there's something going on between us.
That's perfect. What? No. Ah, Rachel, no.
Shut up. Just go with it.
Oi. Aren't you supposed to be valeting the cars?
Er... Yeah, we're nearly finished.
Yeah, well, just give us a minute there, please, will you?
Yeah, I'll get more wax.
Take your time.
Is there something going on between you two?
Why? Is there a problem if there was?
Really? Doug? Yeah.
Since when?
Stuff happens. Working together. Chemistry.
OK, that's enough. I don't want to hear any more.
I was going to tell you tonight properly, at dinner.
We were just saying, would you like to come around for dinner later?
Er... sure. Great.
Oh, Decco, er, I need a favour. With a girl.
Da.
Erm... Have you got an address for Hayley? Why?
Oh, come on.
What happened to this whole, "There's nothing going on"?
What can I say? The heart wants what the heart wants.
All the birds in Dublin, and you have to go chasing after my ex?
Er, hello? How's Kerri-Ann this morning?
Now, have you got that address?
I'll text it on to you.
Look, Wayne, what Orla was saying, right, about telling Tommy...
We're not telling Tommy.
It's the only way you're gonna stop Jane in her tracks.
Stop Jane why?
Yeah, I was just, er, talking about a work thing.
Here, I was only saying, my money's on a boy.
What do you think, a boy or a girl?
We'll have months of this. Get used to it.
As long as it's healthy.
All dads want an heir to the throne, don't they?
Need a throne first, Tommy. Wayne, back me up.
Maybe.
You're the one called your son Wayne Junior.
Yeah. I, er, I'm going to head off now, alright? See yous later.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll walk you out.
Hey.
He's going to find out sometime. Alright?
Too many people already know, Wayne.
At least this way, you are in control of how it happens.
This is easy for you to say. Caoimhe's carrying your child.
Junior is your son. Alright? He's always going to be your son.
Except for when I walk outside my front door,
and everyone will be looking at me saying,
"There's Wayne and his bastard child."
Nobody is thinking that. Nobody that you care about would.
Yeah? Wayne.
Can I help you? I haven't had breakfast.
They're Dermot's biscuits.
He knows exactly how many biscuits he has.
So? What have you done with my money?
I only went and doubled it for you.
See? No need to freak out.
You could have told me this earlier. Where's the fun in that?
(DECCO) Hello?
Act natural.
It's, er, it's only me. What's going on?
Mondo wanted to christen the office.
Don't listen to her. I was just booking flights for Juliet.
So why were you in there?
I was just putting on the kettle. Do you want a cuppa?
You shouldn't be here outside work hours. I know, I'll be two minutes.
I hope you'll be longer than that.
No. Get out. You can go to an internet cafe or something.
Fine. Come on.
Niamh. Hiya, Wayne.
(JUNIOR CRIES) Oh, here, let me go for him.
Er... Oh, and by the way,
Wayne meet Orla. Orla meet Wayne. You two love each other.
Alright.
So, Niamh is going to babysit for us, so we can have some time alone.
Oh, great. Thanks for letting me know. Oh, don't be like that.
Come on. I just want us to get past this.
Well, when you're ready to apologise, I'm all ears.
You shouldn't have given Jane the raise without telling me.
Now she wants it back-dated. She what?
Hang on, let's not get sidetracked.
Look, the raise... I understand why you did, love.
Can we just stop dwelling on it.
Yeah.
And from now on, can we discuss things before doing it?
Especially where Jane is concerned.
OK.
So... let's just get out of here. You know, do something fun.
Forget about the last few days.
Yeah. Alright, yeah.
Can I have a hug? Come here, will you?
Now, what were you thinking about?
Erm, I don't know, something fun.
Not a hike up the mountains or anything like that
cos I'm still a bit delicate. Alright. How about the cinema?
Perfect. As a token of my love, I'm gonna let you choose the film.
Jurassic World. No.
Come on. The park is finally open. (LAUGHS)
Huh?
Oh, hello. Sorry to interrupt. Can I have, erm...
Nappies? Yeah, they're in the top drawer. Back in a second.
Alright.
Tommy Dillon's downstairs.
You don't just walk in here like that.
We had an agreement. Get rid of him.
Hey. Hiya.
Were we a bit mean with them the other day?
Ah, No, I don't think so.
Oh, well. Maybe they learned their lesson.
By the way, has, erm, has Doug said anything to you?
Erm, could you be a bit more specific?
Well... I don't know, is he, erm... Is he seeing anybody?
No. Not that I know of, but you know Doug. He's not exactly an open book.
Why? Ah, it doesn't matter.
It's probably nothing.
Well, I'm going for a coffee if you want to join me.
I'd prefer something stronger, but I've got to collect my daughter.
Well, if you feel like something stronger later, how about a drink?
Yeah. Why don't I meet you in McCoy's about eight?
Sounds good. See ya. See ya.
Da.
Listen, I was just booking flights. That's all.
You know, I'm really reconsidering taking you on.
I just didn't want to be doing it during work hours.
Hayley shouldn't have been there.
Yeah. It won't happen again. It better not.
So, did you track down that girl? Yeah.
And?
I don't know if there's a future in it, Da.
I don't think it's fair on Juliet either.
Yeah, maybe you're right. It might be a bit much her moving over.
Then having to share you with some girl.
Where are you going?
Order me a toastie. I'll be back in five.
Did you get that sorted? Go serve the customers, Jane.
What choice do we have?
And say what?
I'll explain that, because of what happened between him and Jane,
that he's not welcome here any more. I'll be nice about it.
And say if he doesn't leave? Say if he causes a scene?
It's still better than the alternative.
You got what you wanted, the blackmailing ends now.
I'll decide when it ends. Now excuse me, I've a keg to change.
Alright, Tommy? Hey. Can I get a toasted special, please?
Well, actually... Wayne, can I talk to you for a minute, please?
Everything OK?
Yeah, fine. Toasted special, was it? And a tea, please, Orla. Thanks.
No problem.
Hey. What are you doing?
Jane isn't going to stop the black-mailing,
so the only way to stop her is by calling her on it.
Why is he still here? Do you know what, Jane, talk to Orla.
Wayne, wait a second. What's going on?
I'm not barring Tommy Dillon.
What makes you think he'll actually believe you?
They've invented these wonderful things called paternity tests.
Doesn't surprise me that you know all about them.
Touche.
You can cut the bull, Jane.
I know you're not going to tell him. You seem pretty sure of yourself.
Well, why would you want to bring happiness into his life? Happiness?
Yes. Happiness.
Because, once he finds out he has a son...
..after the initial shock wears off,
it's going to be a really good thing for Tommy.
Do you want to be responsible for that?
This isn't over, Orla. Yes, it is.
And I'll tell you something else, Jane...
..I'm well within my rights to fire you.
But I'm going to put this episode down to post-traumatic stress.
So the way I see it, you've got one of two choices.
Get back to work, or you get out.
Oh, hey. Hey.
Erm, what did you do? Nothing.
Well, why is Wayne telling me that you're cancelling your plans?
Oh, I... I just need to get some air. OK?
Hey. Alright?
Last night was a bit of fun. Yeah, it was.
It's good that we can hang out together.
Hey, could you spare some change, please?
Everybody seems to be bringing in 50s today.
Yeah, let me check.
That's a good complaint. Cash rolling in.
Yeah.
Anyway, see you later. Bye.
Sorry.
Here you go. Thank you.
You know, I get off work in about an hour. Do you wanna hang out?
No, thanks.
I was going to call you about the party, OK? I really wanted to.
You decided to call Niamh instead?
No. I was afraid, like, if I called you at 1:00 in the morning,
you'd think I was a crazy stalker. I probably would have.
I didn't do anything, OK? I went to bed alone, if you get my drift.
I have customers.
It's over. She's not gonna tell Tommy.
Are you sure? Positive.
She'd no intention of following through with it.
Calling her on it was the only way to stop this.
What about the pay rise?
Well... I mean, you can handle that,
but... I think we should cancel it.
Show her that she can't push us around.
What if you're wrong? I'm not.
It's all there, including your share of the profit.
I'm still going to count it. Please.
So this bird, she does all the heavy lifting,
and you just pick up the cash?
That's a great deal.
So we're quits then, yeah?
(CHUCKLES) Let's go again. No. I'm out.
I thought you had a better head for business than that.
I've got a kid, I can't get involved in anything risky.
What's the risk?
Getting caught. I'm way too good-looking for prison.
That's true.
But listen, there's no crime in lending someone a couple of quid.
It's up to them what they decide to do with it.
I suppose.
You've stumbled across a great deal here.
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Do you want to save for a gaff, yeah?
How are you going to get the deposit?
In your Henri Hippo money box?
Hayley came through this time, but if she didn't, I'd be screwed.
All the more reason to have a cushion of cash.
Stop pretending you haven't already made up your mind.
Hello. Hiya, Ma.
Hi.
So... any news? No, not really.
Oh. Paul was asking about you earlier.
Wondering if you were seeing anyone. (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Like Rachel?
He told you, did he? Well, not in so many words.
Come on, spill. It was all her idea.
What was?
Pretending that we were going out to annoy Paul.
So there's nothing going on between you? No!
She's just teaching him a lesson.
By pretending she's going out with you?
It wouldn't have happened if yous hadn't played your little trick.
Well, it may not be a good idea to wind your boss up too much.
It's all Rachel, Ma, not me. Could make things awkward at work.
They're already awkward.
Mm. Mm. (CHUCKLES)
Here. Meatballs and paella.
Apology meatballs, that's a new one on me.
I don't remember saying sorry. I'll just go heat these up, then.
Er, let's work up an appetite first. OK.
(CLEARS THROAT) You know, I haven't say it often,
but, er, I'm really proud of you.
Really? Yeah, really, I am.
I mean, you've had a tough week.
There was a time where you'd have told Decco to stick his job.
Yeah, well, I can't afford to.
I need the guts of three grand for a two-bed apartment.
So, er, any more thoughts on, you know, the caravan option,
when Juliet visits?
Yeah, well, Niamh said we could stay with her for a couple of nights.
Oh. Well, I suppose that'll take some of the pressure off.
Is that your one? Yeah. I better go talk to her.
Oh, er, listen, hey. Let her down gently.
Jane?
Alright, this is over, you hear? I don't want to hear any more of this.
What about my raise? You're not getting one.
You'll get a raise if and when you deserve one,
not for blackmailing me.
All I ever wanted was for Tommy Dillon to be kept away from me.
Do I not deserve that after everything I've been through?
Give me a break. You saw an opportunity and you tried it on.
But it failed. Consider yourself lucky that you still have a job.
You've more stuff? Hair straighteners. Good ones.
Mm. And have they fallen off the back of a lorry?
Are you in, or not? Same deal?
Same deal. But I need the cash ASAP.
Right, give me a hug and make it look like I've just dumped you.
So, how did it go?
Fine, actually. Yeah, well, you made the right decision.
I'm glad to see that you're putting Juliet first.
Are you going? Break time's over.
Erm, you know, Decco texted me.
He said him and Kerri-Ann are going to rent a DVD.
I was wondering, do you want to hang out and watch it with them?
Sounds very couple-y to me. No, it's just mates hanging out.
We are just going to keep this casual, aren't we? No strings?
Yeah, exactly. Great. Glad we're on the same page.
Hang on. When will I see you again?
Who knows?
Hiya. Hey.
By the way, you didn't hear this from me,
but there's nothing going on with Doug and Rachel.
Really now? Yeah, Rachel just wanted to teach you a lesson.
Yeah. That sounds about right.
Maybe it's time to stop the games. Yeah, maybe you're right.
Well, it's a relief though, isn't it? Sorry?
Well, you know, Doug is hardly her type.
Erm, what's that supposed to mean? Well, it's just that Doug is...
What? A gobdaw mechanic? No, that's not what I'm saying.
So, what are you saying?
Well, it's just that Rachel's gonna be going to college, you know,
and she's quite arty and... Right.
Hold on. Look, that came out wrong. Will you let me buy you a drink?
Paul, you insult my son and then expect me to have a drink with you?
Would you cop yourself on?
Hey.
Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you back.
Well, I couldn't have you locking up by yourself.
Strange that, since I locked up last night.
Did you sort things with Michael?
I did. And?
We're going to keep things casual.
Oh, right. Like, er, part-time lovers, full-time friends?
Something like that, yeah.
Is that what he wants, or what you want?
It's what we both want. We're going to see how it pans out.
What are the rules of it?
What are you talking about?
Well, like, say if, erm, it's your birthday, does he buy you a present?
What is the matter with you? I'm just looking out for you.
Well, I'm happy. Now can we please drop it?
Consider it dropped.
I'll head back to the B&B, go on, let you hit the hay.
I'll call you in the morning, OK? OK. Night, love.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Calling Jane's bluff. You were right. There, I said it.
I'm always right. Let's not go there.
(LAUGHS)
I was just about to leave. This isn't going to take long.
I had nothing to do with whatever happened in your apartment.
I'm not here to talk about any of that.
It's about Junior Molloy.
Right. And? Wayne's not his father. You are.
And you know this how? Does it even matter?
Are you hearing me properly? Junior is your son.
I hear you fine. Keep your voice down.
Wow, you're even more mental than I thought.
Any normal person would be shocked to hear news like that.
Oh, it's not news.
I've known that for a long time.
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