1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,299 [Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:05,861 Carlos revealed his deepest desire. 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:08,373 It's about children. I want them so bad. 4 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:09,999 Tom forced the issue. 5 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:12,340 - You sleeping with my wife? - Of course not. 6 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,645 Rick came clean. 7 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:17,342 I have feelings for you. I know you feel something. 8 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,749 You can't work here anymore. 9 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:23,214 And Susan's tortured love life... 10 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,649 I was on my way to propose to you. 11 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:28,057 - ... was finally... - What would you have said? 12 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,096 ... on the mend. 13 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,630 [Mary Alice] Exactly one year had passed 14 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:38,364 since the night Mike Delfino and Susan Mayer 15 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:40,838 were supposed to become engaged. 16 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:44,877 So when Mike took Susan to her favorite restaurant, 17 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:49,210 she just knew he was going to pop the question. 18 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:51,640 What are you gonna have? 19 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,879 And when he did... 20 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:56,183 The chicken. 21 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,315 ... she'd be ready with her answer. 22 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:05,223 But as the evening wore on, the moment Susan had been waiting for... 23 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:10,525 ... failed to materialize. 24 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:19,506 And though many opportunities presented themselves... 25 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:25,949 ... the question was never asked. 26 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,722 Until the thought began to dawn on Susan, 27 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:31,416 that perhaps... 28 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,687 ... it never would. 29 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,964 You're pretty quiet over there. Was dinner OK? 30 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,973 If by "OK" you mean uneventful, then yes. 31 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:52,102 - Something on your mind? - Mike, what day is today? 32 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,370 - Wednesday. - Yes. 33 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:59,714 It's also the anniversary of the day we were supposed to get engaged. 34 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:04,189 A year ago tonight, you were on your way to ask me to marry you 35 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,452 when you got hit by that stupid car. 36 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:09,654 That was a year ago? Time really flies. 37 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,622 - Is that all you have to say? - [laughs] Why are you getting mad? 38 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,933 I thought you were gonna propose tonight! 39 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:21,030 Why would I want to commemorate the anniversary of the night 40 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:23,075 that some maniac put me in a coma? 41 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,976 Because this date has special meaning for us. 44 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,682 It'd have turned a bad memory into a beautiful one. 45 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:39,156 You really thought this through, didn't you? 46 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:42,285 Yes, I did. Because I am a thoughtful person. 47 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:46,355 And whenever we do get married, that is something you are gonna have to work on. 48 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:48,923 I'll do my best. 49 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:55,805 By the way... does that seem familiar? 50 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,987 Oh, my God. I can't believe that you did this. 51 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:11,319 Well, I wanted to... How'd you put it? 52 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,882 ...turn a bad memory into a beautiful one. 53 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:19,424 Now go sit in front of that trailer. 54 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,626 I promise I'll show up this time. 55 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,191 [giggles] 56 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:29,274 [chuckles] 57 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:55,398 [Mary Alice] Yes, Susan knew Mike was about to pop the question, 58 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:58,198 the one she thought he'd never ask. 59 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,370 Oh, Mike... 60 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,602 And thanks to Susan... 61 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,543 Will you marry me? 62 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,706 ... he never did. 63 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:12,774 Luckily, it wasn't the question she needed to hear... 64 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:18,313 I kind of had a speech prepared, but sure, what the heck? 65 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,784 ... it was the answer. 66 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,807 From the moment we wake up in the morning... 67 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,173 What time is it? 68 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,539 ... till our head hits the pillow at night... 69 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,811 Did you lock the front door? 70 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,050 Our lives are filled with questions. 71 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,887 Did you remember to buy more shaving cream? 72 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,493 Simple ones that are easy to answer. 73 00:04:57,563 --> 00:05:00,191 Can I still pull this look off? Yeah? 74 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,837 But some questions are so dangerous, 75 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:08,897 the truth is not an option. 76 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:22,686 - Are you mad at Daddy? - No. Why would you think that? 77 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:27,215 - Because you're not talking to him. - When two people have known each other 78 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:30,854 as long as Mommy and Daddy have, they don't have to always talk. 79 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:34,331 A sign of a good relationship is being comfortable in silence. 80 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,233 True. Although, Mommy ignoring me last night at work 81 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:39,237 wasn't what I'd call comfortable. 82 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:46,745 Well, Daddy probably didn't notice that I was unloading 20-pound bags of flour 83 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,747 'cause he still can't lift them. 84 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:51,613 Mommy didn't have time to sit around and chew the fat. 85 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,881 Well, you haven't wanted to chew the fat for five days now. 86 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:58,014 Come on. Something's obviously bugging you. 87 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,491 I'm trying to have breakfast with my family 88 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,188 - and you're picking a fight. - I want to talk! 89 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:05,696 There's nothing to talk about. Leave me alone. 90 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,460 - Fine. - Good. 91 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,001 Sorry I asked. 92 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:15,170 Hey, François, it's Susan Mayer. Call me as soon as you get this. 93 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,709 I told you my wedding was off, but it's back on, 94 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:21,076 and I wanna see if you're still available to do the flowers. Bye. 95 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:25,413 Oh, just so you know, Ian's not the groom anymore. Long story. 96 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:26,645 Call me. 97 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,483 There, I think I've left messages for everyone. 98 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:33,616 Are you sure it's OK for us to have the same wedding I was planning with Ian? 99 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:34,682 Be honest. 100 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:38,322 Well, I stole his bride, I guess I can poach his florist. 101 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:42,459 Gosh, I just keep thinking there's someone I've forgotten to tell. 102 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,834 Caterer, band, florist... 103 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,773 - Um, guests? - Oh, my God! 104 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:53,107 - I had Julie call and cancel everyone. - Just call them back. 105 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,704 You can't invite people to a wedding on the phone! 106 00:06:55,782 --> 00:07:00,116 You have to send a proper invitation. Want people to think I'm a flake? 107 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,644 Hi, Curt, it's Susan Meyer. You did my wedding invitations? 108 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,748 I'm gonna need another batch. 109 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:09,955 Exactly the same, only change the name "Ian Hainsworth" to "Mike Delfino." 110 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,020 Long story. Call me. 111 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,895 [exhales] 112 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:24,873 What's with the frown? You trying to get wrinkles before the wedding? 113 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,538 No, I can't find a good flower girl. 114 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,309 Lynette's hinting to use Penny, but I saw her in that 115 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,910 pre-school sing-along and sorry, but we're talking zero charisma. 116 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:37,012 - I had a thought about the flower girl. - You did? 117 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:40,149 My cleaning lady has a daughter. Where's that picture? 118 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:43,884 Look familiar? 119 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,126 Oh, my God, she looks just like me when I was that age. 120 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,294 That's what I thought. This way, the wedding procession 121 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:53,202 starts with you as this beautiful girl, ends with you 122 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:55,240 as the stunning bride you've become. 123 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,539 I love that you're so into this wedding. 124 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:01,774 Most men would be like, "Yeah. Tell me where the church is." 125 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,975 But you're as obsessed as me. 126 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,144 Like a hot groom and a gay best friend all rolled into one. 127 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,122 Well, can you blame me for wanting to make everything as perfect as you? 128 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,487 - Feel better? - Yeah. 129 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:23,297 There must've been a bad scallop in that paella last night. 130 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:27,601 You'd think that half-bottle of tequila you drank would've disinfected it. 131 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,136 Oh, sorry to interrupt. 132 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:34,202 I'm just, uh, moving some stuff over to Susan's house. 133 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,681 - You two shacking up now? - Actually, we're getting married. 134 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:41,584 - You're kidding! Congratulations! - Thanks. 135 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,144 You don't waste any time. 136 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:47,556 Wasted a year. Don't want to wake up one more day without her lying next to me. 137 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:51,028 Oh, God. Here comes what's left of breakfast. 138 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:53,327 And, uh, you two better be careful. 139 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,960 All this wedding fever going around, you might catch it. 140 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,404 [laughs] Yeah, right. 141 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:04,698 What? 142 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:07,905 I'm sorry, I didn't realize the concept of our being married 143 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:11,108 - was such a thigh-slapper. - Come on, Edie. 144 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:14,710 It's too soon for us to be talking marriage. We only started dating. 145 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:18,154 Well, I know, but we could live together. 146 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:21,850 We're either at my house or your house every night anyway. 147 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,360 Yeah, true, but... 148 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:28,730 Well, why not? We're not kids anymore, Carlos. 149 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:33,568 And I really care about you. Don't you care about me? 150 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,238 Of course I do. 151 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:39,836 But... I just took over Mike's lease yesterday. 152 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,904 Oh, please. Old lady Sims can find another tenant. 153 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:47,009 Edie, I already signed the papers. I have a responsibility. 154 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,554 That rent helps pay for her nursing home. 155 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,147 You understand, right? 156 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:59,355 [overlapping chatter] 157 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,834 Mrs. Sims? 158 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,998 Edie? Edie Britt? 159 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:10,668 - Hi! Are you up for a visit? - Well, of course! 160 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:15,077 What a nice surprise. I haven't seen you for years. 161 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:17,741 Oh, I know. And I feel awful about that. 162 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,843 I have always liked you so much. 163 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,083 You know, Wisteria Lane hasn't been the same since you left. 164 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:27,523 Well, with my arthritis, I just couldn't live alone anymore. 165 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,562 But what I get from renting more than pays for this place. 166 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,689 Oh, well, that's good. 167 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,359 Although, with Mike Delfino getting married, 168 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,164 - your house is gonna be empty now. - Actually, no. 169 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:43,607 A friend of Mike's just signed a lease. A very nice man. What was his name? 170 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,836 Carlos Solis. 171 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,314 - Oh, dear. - What? 172 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,909 What did Mike tell you about Carlos? 173 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,580 Oh, just that he's a nice, responsible man. 174 00:10:57,056 --> 00:11:00,116 Oh, well, he is when he's sober. 175 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,820 He has a drinking problem? 176 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:06,023 Well, actually, what I heard is... 177 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:11,828 What am I doing? I shouldn't be indulging in idle gossip. 178 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,839 - Edie, please! - Smack. He does smack. 179 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:17,533 What? Good heavens. 180 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:22,980 Well, he seemed such a nice man when I met him. And he's got a good job. 181 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:27,349 I know. What is that term? "Functional junkie." 182 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:32,547 This is very upsetting. Maybe I should re-think this. 183 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,287 No! I should learn to shut my big mouth. 184 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,990 Here I am blathering on about drugs and prostitutes... 185 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:42,193 Prostitutes? You never said anything about prostitutes. 186 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,361 And I'm not going to. 187 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:48,567 Frankly, I don't want to be on his bad side. 188 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:52,042 Edie, I can't have someone like that in my house. 189 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:55,274 - I have to tear up this lease. - Oh, no, I can't let you do that. 190 00:11:56,182 --> 00:12:01,085 Not with your arthritis. Here, you let me. 191 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,423 - Gabby! - Oh, Susan! 192 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:15,058 Julie told me about Ian. I am so sorry. You must be devastated. 193 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,296 Hey, Gabby. 194 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,595 I see you've picked up the pieces. 195 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,369 We got engaged last night. We're getting married! 196 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:26,206 Oh, my God! Congratulations! 197 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:29,145 Forget what Julie told you about the wedding being off. 198 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:32,412 - It's back on! - Really? Same day? 199 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,976 I promised people a wedding, they're getting one. 200 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,887 I'm sorry, I can't make it. I have plans that day. 201 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:41,188 - You can change your plans. - No, I really can't. 202 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,024 What could be more important to you than my wedding? 203 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,927 Uh, my wedding? 204 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,899 What? 205 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,533 Oh, I see you got the invitation. 206 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:55,398 You're getting married on my wedding day? 207 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,374 You cancelled. Victor was in a rush. 208 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,776 Didn't think it looked good for the mayor to be shacking up. 209 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:03,280 Every date we tried, someone had a conflict. 210 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:06,841 Then your date opened up and we knew all my friends were available, 211 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,444 and well, you know, you too. 212 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:13,046 It's really no problem. We'll find another date. 213 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,219 Did you think I'd want to spend what would've been my wedding day 214 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,092 watching someone else get married? 215 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:22,229 I am so throwing that bouquet to you. 216 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,429 - OK, if you think for one second... - It's fine, really. 217 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,995 Come on, Susan, we've got some calls to make. 218 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:32,203 Oh, right. I have to cancel my wedding. Again! 219 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,351 - Susan, hi. - Is this a bad time? 220 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,984 I'm in the middle of something. 221 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,553 OK. I wanted to say that I'm sorry for getting so snippy yesterday. 222 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,498 When I cancelled my wedding, you had every right to... 223 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:59,561 - Susan? Susan? Is that my Susan? - François... 224 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:03,199 I am so sorry that I could not do your wedding flowers. 225 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:07,405 But the moment you canceled, your friend here she... How you say? 226 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,970 "Scoop me up." 227 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:16,444 - You stole my florist? - Only because I admire your taste. 228 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,456 It's not theft, it's an homage. 229 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,551 I have left the bouquet and the centerpiece on the table. 230 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:26,086 If there are any changes, you let me know. Au revoir. 231 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,534 Well, I gotta go. 232 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,563 I wanna see those flowers! 233 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,541 Oh, my God! That's my centerpiece! 234 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,481 Now you suddenly have the trademark on peach tulips? 235 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,518 In this town, in wedding season, I do! 236 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:49,315 Might as well have used my caterer and swing band! 237 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,016 - Yeah, listen, about that... - Oh, my God! 238 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,322 - Did you steal my whole wedding? - It was short notice, OK? 239 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,624 These people are booked months in advance. 240 00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:00,494 The only people available were the ones you bailed on. 241 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,558 Gabby, I spent months planning that wedding! 242 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:08,295 [exhales] I see what you're getting at, and you know what, you are right. 243 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:12,401 You have been my de facto wedding planner and you deserve to get paid. 244 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:16,175 All right. What's the going rate? Seven thousand? Eight? 245 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,046 - Gabby... - All right, ten. Not going to haggle. 246 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,712 I don't want to be paid. I want my wedding back. 247 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,979 Well, you can't have it. 248 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,525 If you ask me, I am doing you a really big favor. 249 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,561 Excuse me? 250 00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,426 You were rushing into this marriage thing too fast. 251 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,797 Why don't you give it time and see if you and Mike work as a couple? 252 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,837 I'm rushing? You met Victor three months ago. 253 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,533 - I've known Mike three years. - Yeah, on and off... Mostly off! 254 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:46,510 What if you tie the knot in a month and realize that you miss Ian 255 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,273 and Mike misses the coma? 256 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:52,579 [gasps] I cannot believe that you just said that. 257 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,642 OK. You know what? 258 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,985 I came over here to give you my response card, but here, 259 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,617 this is my response! 260 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,090 You don't mean that. That's just a big dramatic gesture. 261 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:09,225 Oh, no, no, this is a big dramatic gesture! 262 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:14,338 - My flowers! - No, they're my flowers! 263 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,566 Enjoy your stolen wedding. 264 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:21,209 - [scoffs] - [door slams shut] 265 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,510 You can't do this! I just signed a lease! 266 00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:28,747 Sorry. The law says my mom has 72 hours to change her mind. 267 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,584 She's exercising that option. 268 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:35,785 [car door opens, closes] 269 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:40,020 - Hey, what's going on? - I've been evicted. 270 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,363 - What? - Yeah. That was Mrs. Sims' kid. 271 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:45,096 She's giving me 24 hours to move out of her house. 272 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,638 - That is so weird. - It gets weirder. 273 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,301 He told me Mrs. Sims is praying for my spiritual recovery. 274 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,675 Well, when old folks see the end coming, they get all religious. 275 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,546 [sighs] I guess. 276 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,882 So mind if I crash with you until I can find a new place? 277 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,080 Of course not. 278 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,646 Thanks. I'll bring my stuff over in the morning. 279 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,455 Why wait? I've got boxes in the garage. I'll help you start packing now. 280 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:15,361 Edie, did you have something to do with this? 281 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,423 What? 282 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,335 You have to admit, it is kind of a coincidence. 283 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,896 You ask me to move in, I say no, I get evicted... 284 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,774 How dare you! I offer to put a roof over your head, 285 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:28,312 and you repay me with suspicions and insults? 286 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,610 I don't even know that I want you in my house! 287 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:35,142 - Fine. I'll get a motel. - Whoa, hold on! Let's not be hasty! 288 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,849 I knew it. You were behind this! 289 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:43,258 OK. If you want to fight, fine. 290 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,626 But let's talk about the real issue here. 291 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:48,461 Why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? 292 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,331 I don't want to talk about this. 293 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,996 Well, you never do, but you owe me an explanation. 294 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,267 Why don't you want to move in with me? 295 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,001 Because I'm not in love with you. 296 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,909 Edie, I'm sorry. I really like you, I... 297 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:09,852 No, I get it. It's just a little upsetting because... 298 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,221 [sighs]... I'm late. 299 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,720 Edie, you can't be pregnant. You're on the pill. 300 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,232 I might've forgotten to take it a couple of days. 301 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,360 I've been nauseous for an entire week. 302 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,132 So I went and got a pregnancy test. 303 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:34,372 I figure I should find out if I'm carrying your love child. 304 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,744 Oh, wait, my mistake. 305 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:39,875 Your "like" child. 306 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:59,603 - So? What does it say? - It's gonna take a couple more minutes. 307 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,770 I just peed on that. For God's sake, put it on a coaster. 308 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:20,120 [groans] This is just dandy. I'm 40, single and knocked up. 309 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,554 But on the bright side, the dad's not into me. Hmm. 310 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:29,032 If you are pregnant, I'm not gonna let you go through this alone. 311 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,968 [scoffs] So what? You're gonna be my Lamaze partner? 312 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:35,200 No. I'm saying I'll step up. I'll be there to help you raise him. 313 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:38,439 You serious? 314 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,378 Hey, I was there practically every day to help you with Travers. 315 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,507 What makes you think that I'd do any less if it were my child? 316 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:50,722 Well, thanks. That's nice to know. 317 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,223 You know... 318 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:02,591 ...your spare bedroom would make a great nursery. 319 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,463 Yeah, I guess it would. 320 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:10,736 It's down the hall from the master. We'd hear him when he was crying. 321 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:15,678 We? You'd move in? 322 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,008 I told you that I would be here for you. 323 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:22,315 We could even decorate his room in, like, a whole pirate theme. 324 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,254 I always wanted to do that if I had a son. 325 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:29,790 You know what would be really cool? 326 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:33,922 Decorate his bed like... Like a ship with a sail and a mast... 327 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,833 Carlos, it's negative. 328 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,369 Oh. 329 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,207 Well, that's a relief, huh? 330 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:58,212 - Yeah. We really dodged a bullet. - [sighs] 331 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:05,056 So... let's celebrate, have a drink. 332 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:12,429 Oh, and by the way, you're still welcome to stay, until you find a place. 333 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:16,031 That's nice of you. Thanks. 334 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,313 I cannot thank you enough for doing this. 335 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,289 Thanks for taking the time out of your day. 336 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,849 I'm not sure this is the best approach. I've never done a session before 337 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:39,226 where half of the couple didn't know I was a marriage counselor. 338 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,825 We'll tell her. Eventually. I just don't want to scare her off. 339 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,596 - Hey, Lynette... - Yeah? 340 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,901 Look who walked in off the streets! Scott McKinney. Remember? 341 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,703 We pledged Alpha Tau together. I told you about him. 342 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:54,337 - You won the beer pong championship. - You told her about that? 343 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,438 Yeah. Then you threw up in the trophy. 344 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,507 That is far from his only accomplishment. He's got a Ph.D. 345 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:03,645 Oh, wow. Well, I'd love to chat, but I have cheese to grate. 346 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,815 Wait... Honey, no, wait, please... 347 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:10,954 I will do that later. I want you guys to know each other. 348 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:14,465 I mean, this guy, this is my boy. 349 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:20,431 So Scott got married the same year that we did. 350 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,370 How's your wife liking Fairview? 351 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:26,673 Well, her whole family's back east, so she kind of resisted the move. 352 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:29,305 Really? So that was a source of conflict? 353 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,872 Yes, well, all couples have their conflicts. 354 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:35,044 - I'm sure you've had your share. - Oh, sure, now and then. 355 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,487 - Emphasis on "now." - Tom... 356 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:41,890 Scott shared with us. We're going through kind of a rough patch. 357 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,656 I'm sure it's something you'll get through. 358 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,221 The trick is to keep lines of communication open. 359 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,893 Boy, easier said than done. 360 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:55,372 So this rough patch, what would you say is the underlying issue there? 361 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:01,105 Well, Scott, I'm not sure I would say. 362 00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,272 Particularly not to someone I just met. 363 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:04,940 Well, he's just trying to help. 364 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:08,008 If you ask me, I'd say it started when our manager Rick quit. 365 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,687 OK, and how did that make you feel, Lynette? 366 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:17,690 I am not answering that! This is not a therapy session! 367 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,960 But if it were, what would you say? 368 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:29,739 - Oh, dear God, you didn't. - What... Didn't what? 369 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,935 OK, OK. Give it up, Tom. 370 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,774 Yes, yes, Lynette, I am a couples counselor. 371 00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:38,179 Really? And what do you call this, "ambush therapy"? 372 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,276 It was my idea. I'm just trying to get you to talk about 373 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:44,481 what is going on. And don't tell me that nothing's going on! 374 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,751 Good, good. All our cards are on the table. 375 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:51,194 Cram it! OK, yeah, Tom, I've been unhappy lately. 376 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:55,063 I am working through some issues. That is something I need to do on my own. 377 00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:59,263 Talking about it doesn't help. Not to you, and certainly not to Dr. Beer Pong! 378 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:08,175 Well, I'm billing you for a whole hour, so is there anything else on your mind? 379 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:13,817 I'm sorry, but this time Gabby has crossed a line, 380 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:16,251 and I will not sit through her wedding. 381 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:20,155 Julie thinks I'm overreacting. You don't think I'm overreacting, do you? 382 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,216 - Yeah, a little. - Absolutely not. 383 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,129 What? She asked. 384 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,392 Look, even if Gabby's in the wrong here... 385 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:31,059 And she is. Hugely, hideously wrong. 386 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,297 Do you really want to boycott her wedding? 387 00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:36,568 She said that I would make Mike wish he was back in a coma! 388 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:40,810 I think her point, and again, I wish she'd expressed herself 389 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:43,712 more tactfully, was that marriage is unpredictable. 390 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:46,012 We can't know what it'll be until we're in it. 391 00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:48,746 Don't defend that self-centered brat. 392 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,948 She steals Susan's wedding and then expects to stay friends. 393 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:55,322 She divorces Carlos and doesn't want anyone else to date him. 394 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:59,420 I've never known anyone as dishonest and manipulative. 395 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,659 Speaking of Carlos, I hear he got evicted. 396 00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:03,724 Yeah, that was a real shocker. 397 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:07,203 Anyway, you stick to your guns and don't you dare go to that wedding. 398 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:10,833 It could ruin your friendship. Are you willing to take that chance? 399 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:15,105 - [sighs] No, I guess not. - Wuss. 400 00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:20,009 Well, at least get her a thoughtless, crappy gift. 401 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:23,521 - Like a blender. - I got you a blender for Christmas. 402 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:27,888 And I use it every day. Gotta go. 403 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,412 [gasps] 404 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:52,973 Honey, I am so sorry! I hope you don't hate me! 405 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:56,020 I don't! I was just on my way to apologize to you. 406 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,487 - I changed all my flowers. - You don't have to. 407 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,185 The hell I don't. Those peach tulips belong to you. 408 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:03,650 And so do these. 409 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:06,697 Thank you. I was just bringing you this. 410 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:10,462 Well, we got chocolate and wine... 411 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:13,333 - Your place or mine? - Well... 412 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,835 I am so glad we're doing this. I hate it when we fight. 413 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,436 Me too. And I'm so sorry about that comment I made about Mike. 414 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:25,040 It was way out of line. You guys are gonna be insanely happy. 415 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:26,845 I think so too. 416 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:30,581 But, you know, then I remember, that's what I thought about me and Karl. 417 00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:32,782 Please. Mike is not Karl. 418 00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:36,258 Well, you know, when I married him, Karl wasn't Karl. 419 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:39,388 And I think that's why I got so mad at you. 420 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:43,662 Because 99 percent of me is sure that we're gonna be totally happy, 421 00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:47,227 but then what you said, it just stirred up that pesky one percent. 422 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,101 Honey, please. If anyone should be nervous it's me. 423 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:54,703 I met Victor three months ago. I mean, I'm crazy about him. 424 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:58,112 It's just the thought of saying those vows again, it's scary. 425 00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:00,450 Lynette is right. 426 00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:03,919 You know, marriage is like... It's like these bonbons. 427 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:07,848 You never know what you're getting until you're in the middle of it. 428 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,554 It's one of those hard, jelly ones. 429 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:15,361 - Do you think that's an omen? - Honey, you're gonna be OK. 430 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:18,266 All right? We're gonna help each other through this. 431 00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:20,327 Right. Yeah. 432 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:26,075 Getting married is scary, but at least we'll be doing it together. 433 00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:31,646 Oh, my God! We should totally do that. 434 00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:34,583 - What? - Get married! Together! 435 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,245 You and me? 436 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,620 Well, I... I'm beyond flattered, 437 00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:42,683 I find you to be an incredibly attractive woman. I just... 438 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:46,322 Oh, no, stupid! I mean a double wedding! 439 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:49,834 Oh. Oh! Oh, I would love that! 440 00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:53,200 I know! Then you wouldn't be mad, and I wouldn't feel guilty! 441 00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:55,398 - We could be brides together! - Together! 442 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,936 Yes! Let's celebrate! More chocolate! 443 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,372 So you know, if I was a lesbian, I'd totally do you. 444 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,942 That's good to know. 445 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:18,220 [Mary Alice] It's a fact of life that brides to be, 446 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,821 who agree to double weddings late at night, 447 00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:23,834 often feel differently, come the dawn. 448 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:29,063 This change of heart was certainly true in the case of Susan Mayer. 449 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:33,174 And even more so... 450 00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:36,236 ... for Gabrielle Solis. 451 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:40,343 - Morning. - Hi, honey. 452 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:44,548 I hope I didn't wake you last night. I was at Susan's till midnight. 453 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:47,423 - Is something wrong? - No. Not exactly. 454 00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:50,484 Just a small change of plans about the wedding. 455 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:53,061 What kind of change? 456 00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:59,870 See, Susan was really upset... 457 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:03,839 I mean, I've never seen Gabby so torn up with guilt... 458 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:06,968 Practically in tears over this whole wedding date thing... 459 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:10,708 And she kept saying, "Please, let me make it up to you..." 460 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:13,751 So, after an hour of this, I suddenly heard myself say... 461 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,577 "Hey, how about a double wedding?" 462 00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:19,214 Wanted to bite my tongue the minute it came out. 463 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:21,656 She's so excited, so needy... 464 00:29:21,726 --> 00:29:24,194 Jumping up and down and hugging me... 465 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,958 - I mean, what could I say? - So we're kind of stuck. 466 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,064 So, what do you think? 467 00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:33,730 I think anything that makes you happy is fine by me. 468 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:38,504 - Will this make you happy? - No! I'm screwed! 469 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:41,568 I cannot get out of this without hurting her feelings. 470 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:45,377 Maybe this will help. I forbid it. 471 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,781 - You do? - Sure. 472 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:49,376 Tell her that your groom's an old-fashioned guy 473 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,617 and he doesn't want to see anybody on that altar but his bride. 474 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:54,920 If she gets mad, have her take it up with me. 475 00:29:55,927 --> 00:30:00,728 So this is what marriage is about, having someone to hide behind. 476 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,498 - So, what do you think? - You're gonna have to undo this. 477 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:08,368 How? I know I shouldn't have offered, but I did. 478 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:10,532 - I can't take it back. - You're gonna have to. 479 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:12,769 You have any idea what this day means to me? 480 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:16,905 I do. And I know you've worked really hard to make our wedding perfect. 481 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:20,678 Exactly. I want to share it with your friend and her ex-convict fiancé? 482 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,853 - That's your problem? - I'm the mayor of this town. 483 00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,357 How's it gonna look? There'll be press there. 484 00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:30,485 - Press? At our wedding? - Well, we're public figures. 485 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:33,326 So all of this planning, and attention to detail, 486 00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:36,058 - that's all been about your image? - Of course not! 487 00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,364 This is gonna be the proudest day of my life. 488 00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:40,631 I'm not sharing the spotlight with anyone. 489 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:42,935 How about the bride? 490 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,033 Oh, please, every eye in that place is gonna be on you. 491 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:49,602 Every woman will wish they were you, every guy'll wish they had you. 492 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,773 It's gonna be great. 493 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,511 Tell your friends you're sorry. 494 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,780 Tell them I'll even pay for their wedding. 495 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,845 But they're not sharing mine. 496 00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:08,831 [sighs] Here's a one-bedroom at The Oaks with a view of the golf course. 497 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,561 That's gonna go fast. 498 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:13,195 I'm gonna call on this first thing in the morning. 499 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,933 Or, I know this is the last thing you'd expect to hear from me, 500 00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:22,946 but what if you stayed here with me 501 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:25,005 and we tried to have a baby? 502 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,249 Are you serious? 503 00:31:31,322 --> 00:31:34,655 I saw the look on your face when that test came back negative. 504 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,025 Admit it, you were disappointed. 505 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:46,732 - Yeah, maybe a little. - Well, so was I. 506 00:31:46,804 --> 00:31:49,568 - You were? - Yeah, I was. 507 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:55,079 You know, having Travers here made me realize that I like being a mom. 508 00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:58,047 And you were so great with him. Well, think... 509 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:01,745 We could have that all the time. 510 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,816 Edie, nobody wants a kid more than me. 511 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:07,187 It's just... 512 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:10,193 Yeah, yeah, we're not head over heels in love. 513 00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:13,058 We like each other, right? 514 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:17,766 That's more than a lot of parents have going for them. 515 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:24,165 - It's just a very big step. - Carlos, look around. 516 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:28,645 Everyone's taking big steps. Gabby and Victor, Susan and Mike. 517 00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:30,943 This could be our step. 518 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,719 We both need to love someone. 519 00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:39,618 No one said it had to be each other. 520 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,890 Just think about it. 521 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,003 Let's do it. 522 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,386 - You really want to? - Yeah. 523 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,121 I'm tired of waiting for my life to start. 524 00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:19,890 Oh, Carlos. 525 00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:24,799 Imagine, with your genes and mine, that child is gonna be a knockout. 526 00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:26,234 [giggles] 527 00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:28,103 I'm gonna brush my teeth, 528 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:31,972 I'm gonna flush those birth control pills and we're gonna get crackin'! 529 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,858 - Hey. - Hey. 530 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,635 - How're you doing? - Good. 531 00:34:03,307 --> 00:34:04,968 Listen, we need to talk. 532 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:09,980 I spoke to Mike and he's just not really into the whole double wedding thing. 533 00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:12,571 Mike said no? 534 00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:15,585 Yeah, he sort of wants the day just to be about us. 535 00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:19,020 So we're gonna wait until the fall. I am so sorry. 536 00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:22,582 No, no, it's OK. Victor was kind of on the fence about it too. 537 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:26,858 Oh, good! I mean, not that they said no, I really wanted to do it. 538 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,559 Me too. I think it would have been so much fun. 539 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:32,501 - Yeah. - Well, I gotta go. 540 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,562 - I gotta meet François. - See ya. 541 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,369 Oh, by the way... 542 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:41,044 That one-percent sliver of a doubt thing I told you about? 543 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:44,309 Totally gone. Any question I had about Mike's been answered. 544 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,580 That must feel really great. 545 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:51,185 Yeah. 546 00:34:56,894 --> 00:35:00,625 - I feel really good about this. - I do too. 547 00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:03,966 Our friends are probably gonna make fun of us. 548 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,696 Yeah, I'm sure. 549 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,261 But who cares. It's gonna be great. 550 00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:10,705 I'm so happy we're gonna be living together. 551 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,402 We're going to have so much fun. 552 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,936 I'll be right out. 553 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:50,970 OK... let's make a baby. 554 00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:12,065 - I talked to my back doctor today. - What did he have to say? 555 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:17,665 He said, assuming I exercise reasonable caution, I can have sex again. 556 00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:20,370 And what would that have to do with me? 557 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:23,936 Well, you don't seem to want to talk to me these days, 558 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:28,384 so I figured it's the one thing that we can do together without speaking. 559 00:36:30,054 --> 00:36:33,581 Remember when I was giving birth to the twins and screaming in agony 560 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,388 because Porter was dragging my uterus out with him? 561 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:39,657 Well, I was more in the mood for sex then than I am now. 562 00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:41,721 - Lynette... - Hmm? 563 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:45,291 I'm your husband, I have to find a way to connect to you somehow. 564 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:48,304 So we can have sex or we can talk. 565 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:52,632 Your call. 566 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:57,314 - Fine. Let's have sex. - What? 567 00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,678 Yeah, let's get this off. 568 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:01,081 You'd rather have sex with me than talk to me? 569 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:04,019 - Yep. - Hey... Ow! That hurts! 570 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:06,454 I said I'd have sex, I didn't say I'd make love. 571 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:09,084 You want to play rough? Because I can play rough! 572 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,388 Cut it out! 573 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:13,021 Sorry, I'll try to be gentler as I move down south. 574 00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:14,655 OK... OK. 575 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,360 OK, fine. You are mad at me! 576 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:23,271 But name one thing that I have done to deserve it! 577 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:24,899 You had lunch with Rick. 578 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,467 You're damn right I did! 579 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:30,275 I saw the security tape. What was I supposed to do? 580 00:37:30,348 --> 00:37:32,339 Pretend that nothing was going on? 581 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,475 Nothing was! He never touched me! 582 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:37,385 And I wasn't gonna sit around and wait until it did. 583 00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:41,289 - I am glad that I made him quit. - You didn't make him quit. I fired him! 584 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,954 - You what? - Idiot told me he had feelings for me, 585 00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:47,623 which he never'd have done if you hadn't pushed! 586 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:50,098 And now he's gone. It's all your fault! 587 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:51,828 - Ow! My back! - [grunts] 588 00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:53,836 - [glass shatters] - [groans] 589 00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:56,601 Lynette? 590 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,137 Honey? 591 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:07,648 [woman over intercom, indistinct] 592 00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:12,220 It'll just be a few more minutes, Mrs. Scavo. 593 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,123 - The doctor's looking at your CAT scan. - Thank you. 594 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,152 This whole thing is ridiculous. I bumped my head. 595 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,664 Lynette, you were dizzy and throwing up. 596 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:25,392 - Can't be too careful. - Well, I feel just fine now. 597 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,474 When Rick said he had feelings for you... 598 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,135 ...what did you say? 599 00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:42,476 I said that it was totally inappropriate, and then I fired him. 600 00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:49,115 - Do you have feelings for him, Lynette? - Hmm? 601 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:55,329 Do you have feelings for Rick? 602 00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:58,061 I would never cheat on you. You know that. 603 00:38:58,135 --> 00:38:59,966 That's not what I asked. 604 00:39:03,941 --> 00:39:05,772 Did you fall for him? 605 00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:18,979 Oh, God. 606 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:24,052 Nothing happened. He's gone. It's over. 607 00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:26,995 Don't tell me it's over. We've been fighting all week. 608 00:39:27,064 --> 00:39:29,726 You miss him, don't you? 609 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:34,268 - Don't do this. - Damn. 610 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,999 Not now. I can't. 611 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,046 - Mrs. Scavo? - That's me. 612 00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,745 I'll be back. 613 00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:53,279 Actually, I'd rather have you both come in for this. 614 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:02,759 - Is it a concussion? - No, it's just a bruise. 615 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,528 Oh, good. 616 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:09,834 But I noticed something in your CAT scan that concerns me. 617 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:11,841 Oh. 618 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,810 You have a few swollen lymph nodes in your neck. 619 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:19,179 - I want to send you in for a biopsy. - A biopsy? Why? 620 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,014 Have you noticed any change in your appetite lately? 621 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,179 Any fatigue, fevers? 622 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:28,521 Stop, just stop. What is it you think I have? 623 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:32,051 I don't want you to panic. This can be any number of things. 624 00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:35,089 Is one of them cancer? 625 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:38,562 It could be lymphoma. 626 00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:41,605 We're hoping the biopsy will rule that out. 627 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:48,273 If you look at the CAT scan... 628 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:54,177 ...you can see this white area here stands out. 629 00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:57,345 These are called submandibular lymph nodes. 630 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:03,516 Lymphoma can vary according to the type of cell that multiplies, 631 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:05,858 and how the cancer presents itself. 632 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:09,957 There are two types, Hodgkin's and Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma. 633 00:41:17,341 --> 00:41:20,367 [Mary Alice] From the moment we wake up in the morning, 634 00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:23,641 till our head hits the pillow at night, 635 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:27,115 our lives are filled with questions. 636 00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,922 Is it morning yet? 637 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:35,618 Most are easily answered and soon forgotten. 638 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:39,527 Not yet, sweetheart. You go back to sleep now. 639 00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:42,623 But some questions are much harder to ask, 640 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,828 because we're so afraid of the answer. 641 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:51,733 Will I be around to watch my children grow up? 642 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:58,280 Am I making a mistake by marrying this man? 643 00:42:01,986 --> 00:42:05,285 Could he ever truly love me? 644 00:42:08,325 --> 00:42:12,455 And what happens when we ask ourself the hard question, 645 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,693 and get the answer we'd been hoping for? 646 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:22,596 Well, that's when happiness begins.