1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:10,175 Where's Chelsea? Why isn't she back yet? 3 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,611 Honey, I'm sure Farkle took very good care of her. 4 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,447 Hey, Matthews, why are you making us do the whole class-mascot thing anyway? 5 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,182 Don't ruin this for me, Maya. 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:20,219 Everybody got the chance to take Chelsea home for a week 7 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,855 and now it's my turn and I'm looking forward to it. 8 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:25,257 Good, because if you bring her back safely, 9 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:28,193 Chelsea will have survived the whole class. 10 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,928 Then it's as good as done. 11 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,698 You know I am fantastic with pets. 12 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,600 Mr. Puffles. 13 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:37,302 That was sad. 14 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:41,306 It's Chelsea! It is. 15 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,542 Nice job, Farkle. 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,245 Here's your sticker. 17 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:49,481 Chelsea! 18 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:52,284 Are you ready to come to our house? 19 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:55,587 Hey, Farkle, did you go to Phil's fish store? 20 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,989 Why would you ask me that, Auggie? 21 00:00:56,991 --> 00:00:58,857 Why would you think that? Why would you say that? Why? 22 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,293 Elementary, my dear Farkle. 23 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,495 There's a new castle in the bowl. 24 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,997 Very impressive, Auggie. 25 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:08,233 Yeah, he watches "owl detective" every day. 26 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,868 He always knows whodunnit. 27 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,838 Hoooo-dunnit! 28 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,740 Every day. 29 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,742 Okay, Riley, she's all yours. 30 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,944 Now all you have to do is feed her once a day 31 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,613 and every once in a while, you throw her a compliment. 32 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,482 You are talking about the fish, right? 33 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,451 No. 34 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,288 All right, is she all ready to go, Auggie? 35 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,523 All fed and ready to go. 36 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,959 Riley, here's Chelsea. 37 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:35,994 She means the world to me. 38 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,331 Don't blow this. 39 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,966 This fish is in good hands. 40 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,535 Let me just get our first picture together. 41 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,472 Um... 42 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,940 What? 43 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,309 Let me take another one. Chelsea's upside-down. 44 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,376 Oh, boy. 45 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,812 "Day one, I died!" 46 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:57,049 Chelsea! 47 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:59,451 No, I'll cry for you later. 48 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,587 Right now there's a mystery to be solved. 49 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:04,590 What mystery, Auggie? I killed the fish. 50 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,592 No, you did not kill this fish. 51 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,461 This fish was the victim of foul play. 52 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:14,299 Somebody here is responsible. 53 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,435 The only question is... 54 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,703 Oh, no. 55 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:21,406 ...Hooooo-dunnit?! 56 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:27,839 The dame was 39 lbs of blue-eyed dynamite. 57 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:31,843 T.N.T... Teeth... 58 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,545 And teeth. 59 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,386 They call her "lady a" 60 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,489 because she writes her "a" s good. 61 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:48,860 Let's go over the suspect list, doll face. 62 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,597 I like when she calls me doll face. 63 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,433 Makes me feel dainty. 64 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:58,036 Chelsea was kaput, belly up. 65 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,539 Of this, there is no question. 66 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,674 The only question was... 67 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,676 I want to do this with you! 68 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,912 Fine, on three. 69 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,113 One... 70 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:11,049 hoooo-dunnit! 71 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,652 Why do I always let you get away with this? 72 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:17,089 Because I've got the best baby teeth in the business. 73 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,597 Have my owl detectives cracked the case? 74 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,799 The other woman in my life. 75 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,469 Some call her Topanga. 76 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:33,071 I call her mommy. 77 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:36,074 - Ava? - Topanga? 78 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:39,011 These two are icier than two popsicles... 79 00:04:39,013 --> 00:04:42,180 In Alaska in the winter 80 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:44,182 that don't like each other. 81 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:46,551 I brought your favorite. 82 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:49,588 Graham crackers! 83 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,099 Maya. 84 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,635 - Phil. - Oh, you two know each other? 85 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,671 Actually, I'm familiar with your whole class. 86 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,840 Oh, do you have a son or daughter at John Q. Adams? 87 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,977 Well, you might say I have a whole school of kids at John Q. Adams. 88 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:15,747 What a random and curious comment to make, "fish store Phil." 89 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,784 Oh, she doesn't... - No no, this one's very trusting and sensitive. 90 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,686 Ooh, I like people like that. 91 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,487 Do you got your own debit card, young lady? 92 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,955 Phil. 93 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:27,025 Sorry. 94 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:30,128 It's our class goldfish, Chelsea. 95 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,963 She made it through the whole year, 96 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,799 right up until it was my turn to take her home. 97 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,867 And then she... 98 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,203 and then she... is she dead? 99 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:42,741 Because either she is dead or she is so so very tired. 100 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,744 Can you wake her up, "fish store Phil?" 101 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:48,046 Uh, what do I do? 102 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,582 You wake her up, Phil. 103 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,118 Okay, I see how this is. 104 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,754 Well, it's a bright sunshiny day. 105 00:05:55,756 --> 00:06:02,227 Time to wake up and have some French toast and get to the ol' fish job. 106 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,862 Dead. 107 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,831 Well, he tried. 108 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:09,267 Yes, I tried really hard. 109 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:12,771 Well, I guess I always knew, "fish store Phil." 110 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,574 Chelsea did not survive Riley. 111 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,142 What will happen to her now? 112 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,010 - Oh, she'll go in the potty. - The potty?! 113 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,546 Uh, whoop whoop, "da party!" 114 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,117 Okay, we'll go that way. 115 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:29,921 Young lady, how would you like to watch your goldfish loved one 116 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:33,058 swim to that great fishbowl in the sky? 117 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,994 I would like that very much, "fish store Phil," yes. 118 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,562 How does she get there? 119 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,998 Well, the 4:15 express is leaving right now. 120 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,900 Get her on it! Get her on it! 121 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,835 Close your eyes with me, Riley. Let's bow our heads. 122 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:44,936 Of course. 123 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,045 What was that? 124 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:57,983 That... that was the sound of Chelsea's fish soul swimming up to fish heaven. 125 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,018 But it sounded a lot like a toilet... 126 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:04,055 who are you to question the ways of fish heaven? 127 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:09,594 Do you think you might possibly have another one that looks like Chelsea? 128 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:18,036 Why don't you have yourself a little looky-see 129 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:23,775 and maybe you'll locate another unique and one-of-a-kind orange one. 130 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,619 This one. 131 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,087 It's a miracle. 132 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:47,232 Chelsea is replaced. 133 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:54,272 So ends the long, glorious reign of Chelsea the first, long live Chelsea ii! 134 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,944 Nobody miff. 135 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:01,213 - Miff? - No, don't miff. 136 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:03,014 Don't miff? 137 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,217 Too late. You miffed. 138 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:12,858 The reason you have all been summoned here today is that Chelsea the first 139 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:20,860 is dead, which means that one of the people in this room is... 140 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,935 A muh-deh-her. 141 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,113 I'm going to talk to Farkle first. 142 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,749 Why? 'Cause you think I'll crack? 143 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,118 Well, I'm not the one who's going to crack, pally boy. 144 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,200 It's going to take a lot better than you to crack me. 145 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:56,201 Okay, um, I just need the sound of Graham-cracker crunching to stop. 146 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:02,507 It's just that particular sound that really bothers me. 147 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,042 I need it to stop, please. 148 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,913 Look, I don't even know if you know you're doing it, 149 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,015 but I need it to stop. I really do. 150 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,285 Thank you. 151 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,757 I can't take it! 152 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,425 I confess! 153 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,793 What? 154 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,261 I killed Chelsea. 155 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,937 These don't taste as good when you're a muh-deh-her. 156 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:42,414 I'm not worthy of this sticker. I'm not worthy. 157 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:47,519 I can't believe that you killed my fish, Farkle. 158 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:50,188 No, not your fish... my fish. 159 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,058 You weren't the only one who had to replace Chelsea. 160 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,259 I replaced her too. 161 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,027 What? When?! 162 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,495 In the middle of my week. 163 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,497 Everything went so well on Monday and Tuesday. 164 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,766 On Wednesday, I decided to give her a bath. 165 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,867 What?! 166 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,937 - On Thursday... - Wait wait, go back. 167 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,806 I took Chelsea to the birdbath. 168 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,841 She looked like she was having such a great time. 169 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:13,078 I didn't think anything when the first bird sat on the telephone wire. 170 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,847 Before you knew it, I couldn't see the sky anymore. 171 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,849 Did you know goldfish can scream? 172 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,085 - They can't. - Then it was me! 173 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,454 I scream like a goldfish. 174 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:26,992 Anyway, all the birds swooped down at the same time 175 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,526 in a fascinating migratory pattern. 176 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,829 It was like a national geographic special. 177 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,839 I caught a little on my phone. 178 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:40,939 And surprisingly, as smart as I am, you would think I'd have learned my lesson 179 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,807 not to put the next Chelsea in a birdbath. 180 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,143 This one I put in my cat's water dish. 181 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,912 You didn't?! 182 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,215 No, Fluffy, new Chelsea's taking a bath! 183 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,453 Anyhoo, I replaced my new Chelsea with another Chelsea 184 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,455 and came right to school. So as you can see, 185 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,824 I had nothing to do with the death of your Chelsea. 186 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:03,328 So the current Chelsea isn't Chelsea #2 at all. 187 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,830 She's Chelsea #4. 188 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,966 Five. 189 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,334 How? 190 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:14,139 I was too ashamed to tell you about our trip to the empire state building. 191 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:17,409 I took her all the way up and sat her on the ledge. 192 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:20,211 And then I said, "lean back a little." 193 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,116 And she listened to me. 194 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,890 So this is the hot seat, huh? 195 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,492 It is when you're in it, big boy. 196 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,161 - Ava! - Lucas. 197 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,295 Me? 198 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,130 Okay, Lucas, spill it. 199 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,565 - Spill what? - The beans. 200 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,901 - What does that mean? - It's what owl detective says. 201 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,102 Thank you, Riley. 202 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,603 You're welcome, I'm sure. 203 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,372 So what about those beans? 204 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,541 - I don't have any beans. - Then sing like a canary. 205 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,910 - I don't sing so good. - Then let the cat out of the bag. 206 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,312 - I'm more of a dog person. - Aw, me too. 207 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,482 Just tell them what happened. 208 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,384 I'm sure you have nothing to hide. 209 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,420 Do you? 210 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,356 Let me take you back to the week of the 15th. 211 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,059 - I don't want to go. - You took Chelsea out of the classroom. 212 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,594 - I took her straight home. - No stops? 213 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,563 - I wouldn't call it a stop. - So what would you call it? 214 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,098 - I'd call it a pause. - So you paused. 215 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,066 Okay, I stopped. 216 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,202 We had a baseball game against Einstein academy. 217 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,203 Tiggleman was on the mound. 218 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,904 Curve-ball Tiggleman? 219 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,107 Best in the league and no one can hit it. 220 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,641 - Except you. - Except me. 221 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,677 And he knows that, but he is proud, see? 222 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,645 So I says... I says, "Tig, please. 223 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,981 I put Chelsea in the bleachers 'cause it's nice and shady over there, 224 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,983 so lay off the curve because you know where it's going." 225 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,418 - The bleachers. - Yeah, the bleachers. 226 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,953 Guess what pitch the jerk throws. 227 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,454 - The curve. - The curve. 228 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,523 So where'd you hit the ball, Lucas? 229 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,092 It was impossible. 230 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,194 Impossible, I tells ya. 231 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,263 Chelsea caught my home-run ball... 232 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,132 In the head. 233 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,168 The sound of her fishbowl shattering has haunted me ever since. 234 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:54,038 Yeah, I was at the game. I caught it all on my phone! 235 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,975 Oh, no, run! 236 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,543 Chelsea, run! 237 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,212 Chelsea! 238 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,548 Oh, you absolutely hate to see this, folks. 239 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,017 You're swimming around, enjoying a great game 240 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,385 and then boom! Dead! 241 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:11,156 Meanwhile, Lucas Friar crosses home plate and Quincy wins! 242 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,291 You ran the bases? 243 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,161 I had to. Otherwise she died for nothing. 244 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,363 But I had nothing to do with what happened to your Chelsea, Riley. 245 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,132 - I promise. - You mean Chelsea #6. 246 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,333 Seven. 247 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,203 I had a double header. 248 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,343 You'll never break me, Auggie. 249 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,145 Oh, you'll blink first. 250 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,313 What makes you so sure? 251 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,981 I'm an owl. 252 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,753 - All right, I went through seven fish. - What?! 253 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,755 Riley, they're goldfish. We're kids. 254 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,356 Kids are the natural enemy of goldfish 255 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,091 and the natural meal ticket of "fish store Phil" 256 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,226 who makes a fortune off of us. 257 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,094 How can he make a fortune, Maya? 258 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,362 They cost $1 each. 259 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,565 He sells them to every kid in every school 260 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,733 in every class in the tristate area. 261 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:59,170 You do the math, 'cause you know me and math. 262 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,539 Wow, Phil the fish guy, 263 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:06,244 cleaning up on the heartbreak of the class mascot business. 264 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:11,316 Riley, I hate to break it to you, but Chelsea hasn't survived any of us. 265 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,418 Every kid in the class replaced her. 266 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,120 I am not gonna believe this. 267 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:22,260 I know my classmates and they are a loving and caring group of children, 268 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:29,767 who place value on the spark of life even in the smallest of living creatures. 269 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,605 Okay. 270 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:42,280 All right, how many of you knocked off a fish? 271 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,084 How many fish you all knocked off? 272 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,254 Et tu, yogi? 273 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,056 No, he had three. 274 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,093 Go on, get out of here. 275 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,096 I can't even look at you guys anymore. Just get out of here! 276 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:07,338 Chelsea 105, on behalf of all of my fellow human beings, I am so sorry. 277 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,173 You and your little fish friends 278 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,277 all deserve to be safe in your goldfish bowls. 279 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:16,114 I wish there was a way you guys could all take care of each other somehow. 280 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,316 But you're only stuck with us. 281 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,419 I am sorry. 282 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,155 Okay, you're all free to go. 283 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:32,196 Don't nobody leave town. 284 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,100 What about my Chelsea, Auggie? 285 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,503 Her killer still walks among us. 286 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:42,473 I just don't know hoooo! 287 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,714 Hi, Chelsea. 288 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,317 Are you hungry? Riley's right. 289 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,853 We need to take good care of you. 290 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,156 Auggie, stop. What are you doing? 291 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,725 I'm feeding Chelsea 105. 292 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,294 You can't feed a fish Graham crackers. 293 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,464 You can't? 294 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,799 No! 295 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:11,336 Well, this seems like the real problem. 296 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,848 Oh, no. 297 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:28,319 I-I-I-I-I-dunnit! 298 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,933 Aw, honey, don't be sad. You solved the case! 299 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,702 I fed Chelsea Graham crackers. 300 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,903 Maybe that wasn't it. 301 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,239 Oh, it was it! 302 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,874 Ava! 303 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,543 She's right. Graham crackers expand in water. 304 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,911 - Farkle! - He's right. 305 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,714 - So the crumbs expanded inside her. - Lucas! 306 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,549 - He's right. - Maya! 307 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,922 I 'sploded Chelsea 104. 308 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:08,459 I feel bad for what I done. Will I ever feel better? 309 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:16,300 No, you probably shouldn't put her near me. 310 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,469 Why not? She's yours. 311 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,670 She is? 312 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,342 Yeah, you take this one. 313 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:28,279 I'm going to pay Phil the fish guy one more little visit. 314 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,714 But I made a mistake. 315 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,217 But I know you, Auggie. You won't do it again. 316 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:37,355 It is no mystery to me that you'll take very good care of her. 317 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,627 My sister is some dame, ain't she? 318 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,662 She knows just how to pick up the spirits 319 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,331 of a heartbroken little detective like me. 320 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:57,909 This wraps up the case of the fish who ate the Graham cracker. 321 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,244 Now that I heard the name of the case, 322 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,880 I guess I should have known what happened. 323 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,793 How ya doin', Phil? 324 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,963 Well, my my my. What have we here? 325 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:22,700 All my favorite customers here at the same time. 326 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,036 Ooh, excuse me a minute while I consider 327 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,839 which chateau in France I'll be staying at this summer. 328 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:32,276 One goldfish for our whole class, please. 329 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,847 Looks like you finally met your match on this one, Phil. 330 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:37,281 Hmm! 331 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,684 Y'all gonna keep this one alive, huh, birdbath? 332 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,286 What you laughin' at, slugger? 333 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,621 Nothing. 334 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,291 We'll take this one. 335 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,187 Okay. 336 00:18:48,218 --> 00:18:51,762 How long are goldfish supposed to live? 337 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,700 Well, with proper care, they can go 15, 20 years. 338 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,969 Then that's when we'll see you next. 339 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,437 Right, guys? 340 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,573 I hope so, kid. I'll miss you. 341 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,108 - You will? - Yeah. 342 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,612 You're sincere, you're honest. You changed me today. 343 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,046 Really? 344 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:12,083 Yeah. That'll be $17,000. 345 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,386 - Phil. - Okay. 346 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,923 This one's on me. 347 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,692 Thank you, "fish store Phil." 348 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:41,345 Okay, dad, so what was the purpose of this horrible lesson? 349 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,980 There was no lesson. 350 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,950 Oh, come on, Matthews. There's always a lesson with you. 351 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,452 You wouldn't have put these goldfish in our hands for no reason. 352 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,987 Sorry, guys. 353 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:54,358 No lesson here, except whatever you came up with. 354 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:59,797 This goldfish is going to live 15 years. 355 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,659 Why is that? 356 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:04,101 Because there's supposed to be that much life in her. 357 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,104 And everything alive deserves to be... 358 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,539 cared for the right way. 359 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,076 Very good. 360 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,978 Oh, by the way... 361 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,480 I knew it! 362 00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,450 Permission slips for the class retreat. 363 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,053 We're going to the berkshire mountains this year. 364 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,022 I want you to all watch out for each other. 365 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,092 Let's bring everybody home safe and sound. 366 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,061 You think you can do that? 367 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:39,070 Yeah, I think you can too. 368 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:06,791 Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, 369 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:16,668 Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.