1 00:00:03,254 --> 00:00:05,954 - If I Could Turn Back Time! - Single ladies! 2 00:00:05,955 --> 00:00:08,456 - No, come on, not even close. - Happy Birthday! 3 00:00:08,457 --> 00:00:09,835 - Groove Is In the Heart! - Lady In Red. 4 00:00:09,836 --> 00:00:11,392 Oh, you fools! 5 00:00:11,393 --> 00:00:14,128 - Happy Birthday! - Started From The Bottom. 6 00:00:14,129 --> 00:00:17,252 Yes! Beckett is on the board first! 7 00:00:17,253 --> 00:00:19,688 - That's uncanny. - It's how he dances to it at home. 8 00:00:19,689 --> 00:00:21,723 - That's not fair. - Except he's naked. 9 00:00:21,724 --> 00:00:23,825 Oh, you earned it. 10 00:00:23,826 --> 00:00:25,960 Alright, what tomfoolery is this? 11 00:00:25,961 --> 00:00:28,830 - Shuffle Hustle. - I put my phone on shuffle 12 00:00:28,831 --> 00:00:30,832 and you have to guess what song I'm dancing to. 13 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:33,068 It's all the rage at meetings where Dave's 20 minutes late. 14 00:00:33,069 --> 00:00:36,738 That sounds preposterous. But what the hell, I'm in. 15 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:40,575 Then, let's do it! 16 00:00:41,944 --> 00:00:44,345 - Dancing Queen. - Take Me Home Country Road. 17 00:00:44,346 --> 00:00:47,215 - You Are My Sunshine! - Uh... 18 00:00:47,216 --> 00:00:49,551 - Dave! - Uh... 19 00:00:49,552 --> 00:00:52,687 Oh! Getting crafty I see. 20 00:00:52,688 --> 00:00:54,923 Silent Night? 21 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:58,193 Sound of Silence? Like a Rock? 22 00:00:58,194 --> 00:01:01,563 - Sitting on the Dock of the Bay? - Ah, it's good to see everyone at work... 23 00:01:01,564 --> 00:01:04,532 or wherever Bryce thinks this is. 24 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:06,668 Shall we get started? 25 00:01:06,669 --> 00:01:09,070 Alright. Nelson and Beckett, 26 00:01:09,071 --> 00:01:11,573 I want you working on the Trackbit launch. 27 00:01:11,574 --> 00:01:12,639 Yeah... 28 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,542 And Gordon, Groundpin Petroleum needs a polite way 29 00:01:14,543 --> 00:01:16,611 - to say "10-mile oil spill". - Oh... 30 00:01:16,612 --> 00:01:18,947 "Charcoal slip-and-slide for ducks?" 31 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:21,449 - Technically, that is a start. - OK... 32 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:23,490 Stephanie, we have an emergency crisis meeting 33 00:01:23,491 --> 00:01:24,853 with an old sorority sister of yours. 34 00:01:24,854 --> 00:01:27,088 Really? Sigma Sigma Delta Phi? 35 00:01:27,089 --> 00:01:29,023 Go, Panthers! 36 00:01:29,024 --> 00:01:31,059 Oh, sweetheart, don't do that. 37 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:33,528 And, sir, this came to you from Manion's. 38 00:01:33,529 --> 00:01:35,363 Oh, my tab. Yeah, I was entertaining some clients. 39 00:01:35,364 --> 00:01:39,667 - What's the damage? - $250,000. 40 00:01:39,668 --> 00:01:43,404 - That seems steep. - You bought the bar. 41 00:01:43,405 --> 00:01:44,506 Oh... 42 00:01:44,507 --> 00:01:47,876 Oh, that is quite reasonable. 43 00:01:47,877 --> 00:01:49,878 Oh, you know what? I never did get those chicken fingers. 44 00:01:49,879 --> 00:01:53,314 - Get them to take $14 off that. - Yes, sir. 45 00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:14,120 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 46 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,863 - Chelsea Winters is our client? - Mm-hmm! 47 00:02:17,864 --> 00:02:21,717 Seriously, Dad, I got to tell you, we have a long history together. 48 00:02:21,718 --> 00:02:24,686 She is one of the most manipulative, cold-hearted... 49 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:29,123 - Hello! - Hey, Chelsea! 50 00:02:29,124 --> 00:02:30,892 Hi, I'm Chelsea Winters. 51 00:02:30,893 --> 00:02:33,561 Yeah. It's me, Stephanie. 52 00:02:33,562 --> 00:02:36,497 Stephanie Lyons. We were sorority sisters. 53 00:02:36,498 --> 00:02:38,900 Ah, you must be from before my time. 54 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:41,569 No, no, we were in the same pledge class. 55 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:44,172 Really? Aren't you like 40? 56 00:02:44,173 --> 00:02:46,207 No. 57 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,343 Don't you remember Halloween when you fed me 58 00:02:48,344 --> 00:02:50,812 all these tequila shots and I threw up in a pumpkin? 59 00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:53,181 It's how I got the name Yak-o-lantern. 60 00:02:53,182 --> 00:02:55,850 Tuition well spent. 61 00:02:55,851 --> 00:02:57,685 Aww, Hun, it's awkward 62 00:02:57,686 --> 00:03:01,923 that it's so significant for you and so meaningless to me. 63 00:03:01,924 --> 00:03:04,258 And moving along, 64 00:03:04,259 --> 00:03:07,795 Ms. Winters yoga-wear company, Manic Mantra, 65 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:10,098 is in need of some issue management. 66 00:03:10,099 --> 00:03:12,100 Yeah... Long story short, 67 00:03:12,101 --> 00:03:15,203 we accidently offended people by naming our yoga-pant brand: 68 00:03:15,204 --> 00:03:17,538 - "Blue Whale". - Well, 69 00:03:17,539 --> 00:03:20,808 perhaps those people are unaware of the nobility of that great 70 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:23,544 and endangered marine mammal. 71 00:03:23,545 --> 00:03:25,680 There's no nobility in watching those porkers 72 00:03:25,681 --> 00:03:27,949 do a downward dog in my brand. 73 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:29,550 Hmm... 74 00:03:29,551 --> 00:03:32,420 I think I may have detected the crux of our problem. 75 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:36,190 Listen, obviously, nobody likes fat people 76 00:03:36,191 --> 00:03:38,192 but I didn't come up with the name, 77 00:03:38,193 --> 00:03:40,728 I just okayed it. So, sue me. 78 00:03:40,729 --> 00:03:42,630 That might actually happen. 79 00:03:42,631 --> 00:03:46,567 Well, whatever you tell me, I am here to listen. 80 00:03:46,568 --> 00:03:49,303 I wanna say... Stanley? 81 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,775 So this is the Trackbit, huh? 82 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:55,777 - Uh-huh. - What does this little guy do? 83 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:58,846 It measures all physical activity. How many steps 84 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:02,550 you take, elevation, even early 90's dance moves. Check it. 85 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,556 Ooh! Ooh! Running man! 86 00:04:08,557 --> 00:04:11,592 My running man just took 5 steps. 87 00:04:11,593 --> 00:04:15,263 And your dignity. Here, let me try. 88 00:04:17,599 --> 00:04:22,036 Ho! Ho! There it is! There it is! Ah! 89 00:04:22,037 --> 00:04:23,971 Oh, look at that! Mine just took 7 steps. 90 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,973 No big surprise though. 91 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,575 What? That you're an inefficient dancer? 92 00:04:27,576 --> 00:04:30,144 That my sick bod racks up high scores. 93 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,147 Please, you can't compete with perfection, 94 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,550 - son. - Oh yeah? 95 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:38,252 Bet: Whoever has the highest score by tomorrow night 96 00:04:38,253 --> 00:04:42,123 will be declared the most "athletic-i-est" athlete in the world! 97 00:04:42,124 --> 00:04:44,726 The Olympic Committee may not sanction that title, 98 00:04:44,727 --> 00:04:48,696 nor the English language for that matter, but I do. Deal. 99 00:04:50,432 --> 00:04:53,201 Hey, that handshake bumped me up 4 steps. 100 00:04:53,202 --> 00:04:56,404 - I guess it is kind of cheating. - Huh! Is that right? 101 00:04:56,405 --> 00:05:00,241 - I'll reset mine to zero. - Yeah. No, for sure. Me too. 102 00:05:13,322 --> 00:05:16,691 You know, Bryce, my uncle runs a bar in Timmins. 103 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:20,428 Who knows? Maybe alcohol is in my blood. 104 00:05:20,429 --> 00:05:22,930 It was last night when you bought the place. 105 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:25,566 - Yeah. - Sir, I just want to say 106 00:05:25,567 --> 00:05:29,137 how much I appreciate you making me general manager at Manion's. 107 00:05:29,138 --> 00:05:31,072 I'm pretty sure you gave yourself that title. 108 00:05:31,073 --> 00:05:34,175 Still, I vow to help transform this place 109 00:05:34,176 --> 00:05:36,210 from a watering hole of the great unwashed 110 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,312 into something befitting of Dave Lyons. 111 00:05:38,313 --> 00:05:41,382 - But I like the bar as it is. - Hey, Dave! 112 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,217 Oh! And I hired Abby to be bartender. 113 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:46,521 I mean, she's here all the time anyway and I like her sass. 114 00:05:46,522 --> 00:05:48,523 Well, for 9 bucks an hour, I'll throw in 115 00:05:48,524 --> 00:05:50,958 some sarcasm for free. 116 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,760 See? Sass. 117 00:05:52,761 --> 00:05:55,696 Yes, she's delightful. 118 00:05:55,697 --> 00:05:57,932 But doesn't the hiring of underlings fall under 119 00:05:57,933 --> 00:05:59,934 the duties of the general manager? 120 00:05:59,935 --> 00:06:01,936 Oh, questioning Dave's authority? 121 00:06:01,937 --> 00:06:04,438 Now, that is sass. 122 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:07,408 I don't like when you do it. 123 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,443 But I want you to work closely with Abby during 124 00:06:09,444 --> 00:06:11,612 - this transition period, OK? - Yes, sir. 125 00:06:11,613 --> 00:06:13,714 You know one thing I would change? The nachos. 126 00:06:13,715 --> 00:06:15,616 I mean, they could be better, maybe cheesier. 127 00:06:15,617 --> 00:06:18,286 Ohhh... I've got it! Add more cheese. 128 00:06:18,287 --> 00:06:20,288 Sass. 129 00:06:22,124 --> 00:06:24,559 We're on it, sir. 130 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,028 OK, Abby, 131 00:06:27,029 --> 00:06:29,096 let's get one thing straight, 132 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,965 only I know what that man wants. 133 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:34,402 I'm pretty sure he just wants more cheese. 134 00:06:34,403 --> 00:06:36,437 I'll go sass the cook into action. 135 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,006 No, no, no. Allow me. If anyone's going to sass 136 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:41,742 that cook, it should be the general manager. 137 00:06:41,743 --> 00:06:45,613 OK. 138 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:54,956 Well, the cook quit. 139 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:58,059 Where do we keep the cheese? 140 00:06:58,060 --> 00:07:01,195 OK, Chelsea, rule number one for a PR crisis: 141 00:07:01,196 --> 00:07:03,297 apologies are never enough. 142 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,967 No probs. I'll write a big, fat, check. 143 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,969 Get it? 144 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:12,473 Or... you could offer free yoga classes for women 145 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,609 who are struggling with their weight. Something like that. 146 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:18,379 Oh, come on! I'm not holding a carb-gun to their heads 147 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,882 forcing them to eat Party Mix for breakfast! 148 00:07:20,883 --> 00:07:22,250 Hey! 149 00:07:22,251 --> 00:07:25,920 There is nothing wrong with Party Mix. 150 00:07:25,921 --> 00:07:28,222 Wait a minute. 151 00:07:28,223 --> 00:07:30,992 Just give me that! 152 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,761 Manic Mantra has yoga mats, 153 00:07:33,762 --> 00:07:36,464 headbands, towels, all in "Blue Whale"? 154 00:07:36,465 --> 00:07:38,633 You're shopping while we're trying 155 00:07:38,634 --> 00:07:40,701 to manage my crisis? 156 00:07:40,702 --> 00:07:43,237 No, I'm trying to show you that "Blue Whale" 157 00:07:43,238 --> 00:07:46,741 is just a colour. It has nothing to do with size. 158 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:50,278 Case closed. Teamwork! 159 00:07:50,279 --> 00:07:52,179 OK, I'm gonna work on the press release, 160 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,316 and you go home, and don't say anything to anyone. 161 00:07:55,317 --> 00:07:57,318 I'll go pretend to meditate. 162 00:07:57,319 --> 00:08:00,421 Hashtag namaste. Hashtag blessed! 163 00:08:04,126 --> 00:08:07,128 New and improved nachos hot off the grill 164 00:08:07,129 --> 00:08:09,130 with extra cheese for the big cheese. 165 00:08:09,131 --> 00:08:10,598 Alright. 166 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:13,100 Well... 167 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:16,103 - So, what do you think? - Uh... 168 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:18,973 - they're good. - Great! See you tomorrow. 169 00:08:18,974 --> 00:08:20,975 No, no, no! Abby, you will soon learn, 170 00:08:20,976 --> 00:08:24,145 when you work for Dave Lyons, good is not good enough. 171 00:08:24,146 --> 00:08:26,180 Also, you still have 4 hours left on your shift. 172 00:08:26,181 --> 00:08:28,649 How have we failed you, sir? 173 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,651 Oh, I don't know. I mean, I guess some of the chips 174 00:08:30,652 --> 00:08:32,653 - are a little bit flimsy. - I knew it. 175 00:08:32,654 --> 00:08:35,222 I knew those feeble chips were not structurally sound. 176 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,992 So? Scoop it up with your hands. 177 00:08:37,993 --> 00:08:40,161 Nonsense, Abby! 178 00:08:40,162 --> 00:08:43,564 - I will be right back. - Ha! Ha! Ha! 179 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:46,033 So, he's like in love with you or something, right? 180 00:08:46,034 --> 00:08:49,003 I try not to entertain those notions. 181 00:08:54,176 --> 00:08:56,177 What are you doing? 182 00:08:56,178 --> 00:08:58,412 Writing my novel while I work out. 183 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,582 I call it writer-robics. 184 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,918 Give it a rest, Beck, you're never gonna beat me. 185 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,553 Oh yeah? 186 00:09:05,554 --> 00:09:08,823 I walked home. "21,000." 187 00:09:08,824 --> 00:09:11,025 Oh yeah? I walked home too. 188 00:09:11,026 --> 00:09:13,494 46,000. 189 00:09:13,495 --> 00:09:17,264 - How is that possible? - I took a long way. 190 00:09:20,002 --> 00:09:22,937 Thank you. Hey, good luck in Boston! 191 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:29,477 You might as well give up now. I mean, the bet's already over. 192 00:09:29,478 --> 00:09:32,780 I'm not quitting. This is my Rocky moment. 193 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,648 You know Rocky loses, right? 194 00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:38,586 Beckett, Beckett, Beckett, you are truly 195 00:09:38,587 --> 00:09:40,588 a beautiful but stupid prince... 196 00:09:40,589 --> 00:09:42,423 - 2, 3, 4. - Get off me! 197 00:09:42,424 --> 00:09:44,525 Those don't count. 198 00:09:47,863 --> 00:09:51,065 - Afternoon, everybody. - Gord! 199 00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:53,334 - What's shaking, Gordon? - My grandma. 200 00:09:53,335 --> 00:09:56,437 They cut off her heat. 201 00:09:56,438 --> 00:10:00,107 Well, do you like them or do you love them? 202 00:10:00,108 --> 00:10:02,109 I know that look. It says: 203 00:10:02,110 --> 00:10:04,645 the structural integrity of every chip is solid, 204 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,680 and the cheese content is now sufficient, 205 00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:10,184 but the core temperature of the nacho mound remains an issue. 206 00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:12,787 Was I that much of an open book? 207 00:10:12,788 --> 00:10:14,889 I will not bother you again, sir, 208 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:17,324 until I have achieved nacho perfection. 209 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,427 I'll take those. 210 00:10:19,428 --> 00:10:21,662 - Gord! - No! 211 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:25,066 Only when I enter! 212 00:10:26,935 --> 00:10:28,969 So, was your day as productive as mine? 213 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:31,005 Yes, it was. 214 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,140 Why do you have shopping bags? 215 00:10:33,141 --> 00:10:35,776 You were supposed to be at home, alone, doing nothing. 216 00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:37,778 I was... 217 00:10:37,779 --> 00:10:40,448 but then I caught myself in the mirror and I was like, 218 00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:42,750 How dare you deny the world that hair? 219 00:10:42,751 --> 00:10:45,653 Get out there, girl, don't waste this blow-out on your cat." 220 00:10:45,654 --> 00:10:47,755 How come my phone is buzzing 221 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:50,891 - with Chelsea Winters alerts? - Oh yeah, on my way back 222 00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:52,893 from buying a crocheted half-top and micro shorts, 223 00:10:52,894 --> 00:10:55,129 I may have been interviewed by a reporter. 224 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:57,264 Oh, God! What did you say? 225 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,700 "In the case of our yoga pants, no, they are not supposed 226 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,670 - to look like they're..." - They're stuffed with lard." 227 00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:04,705 Ha, ha! I like that one. 228 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,308 Oh, my God, this is a train wreck! 229 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:11,445 Can you even handle how cute this top is? 230 00:11:11,446 --> 00:11:13,147 Chelsea, you might lose your business. 231 00:11:13,148 --> 00:11:16,550 Oh, my God! You're doing a terrible job! 232 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,485 Wha...? 233 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,970 And it is with complete and utter contrition 234 00:11:24,971 --> 00:11:26,973 that I stand here today 235 00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:28,942 to apologize. 236 00:11:28,943 --> 00:11:31,811 OK, stop! You just shrugged. Did you feel that? 237 00:11:31,812 --> 00:11:33,913 I don't know! 238 00:11:33,914 --> 00:11:36,149 Did you not read the newspaper today? 239 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,485 Manic Mantra is down 12 points! 240 00:11:38,486 --> 00:11:41,921 Oh God! It can't get any worse! 241 00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:44,090 You're also the editorial cartoon. 242 00:11:44,091 --> 00:11:47,394 Is that me coming out of a blue whale's blowhole? 243 00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:49,396 That is not a blowhole. 244 00:11:49,397 --> 00:11:52,232 Oh. Everyone hates me. 245 00:11:54,201 --> 00:11:57,971 This is the part where you say, "I don't hate you, Chels." 246 00:11:57,972 --> 00:12:01,641 - I don't hate you, Chels. - Thank you. 247 00:12:01,642 --> 00:12:03,076 What I don't understand is 248 00:12:03,077 --> 00:12:05,512 why someone who has so much can be so mean? 249 00:12:05,513 --> 00:12:07,814 When you grow up as a fat kid like I was, 250 00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:10,150 - you develop thick skin. - What?! 251 00:12:10,151 --> 00:12:12,986 I was a major "chubster" most of my life. 252 00:12:12,987 --> 00:12:14,754 That's why I never learned how to swim. 253 00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:18,158 There was never one hour that I hadn't just eaten. 254 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:20,660 - You were overweight? - Mm-hmm. 255 00:12:20,661 --> 00:12:22,696 Then why would you say all those terrible things? 256 00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:24,798 I guess, when I'm making fun of fat people, 257 00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:27,067 I'm really making fun of myself. 258 00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:29,536 Maybe I feel like I deserve it. 259 00:12:29,537 --> 00:12:32,505 You don't deserve it. Nobody does. 260 00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:36,009 Thanks. You know, it's nice to know 261 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:38,478 when I lose everything, I'll still have a friend. 262 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:43,383 This is when you say I'm not gonna lose everything. 263 00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:45,785 Right. You're not going to lose everything, 264 00:12:45,786 --> 00:12:48,321 Oh, thank God! I was poor in my mind 265 00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:53,493 for like 5 seconds. I was in a dollar store using a coupon. 266 00:12:55,262 --> 00:12:57,464 OK, listen. If you tell the whole world 267 00:12:57,465 --> 00:13:00,233 the story that you just told me, they might not only forgive you, 268 00:13:00,234 --> 00:13:02,235 but they might actually like you. 269 00:13:02,236 --> 00:13:04,237 I know I do. 270 00:13:04,238 --> 00:13:07,807 Stan-the-Man comes through again. 271 00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:10,110 Tsk! 272 00:13:10,111 --> 00:13:13,980 That's not my name or my gender, but that's OK. 273 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:18,985 - Ah! - Dude, you're late. 274 00:13:18,986 --> 00:13:22,355 Yeah 'cause I took the stairs. 5 times! 275 00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:24,591 After my Zumba class. 276 00:13:24,592 --> 00:13:26,559 I almost died. 277 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,595 You're not gonna do the thing where you... 278 00:13:28,596 --> 00:13:30,597 Yeah, it's real classy. 279 00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:33,066 Oh, look at that. Over 100,000. 280 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,135 Top that. 281 00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:39,005 - 175,000. Topped. - What?! 282 00:13:39,006 --> 00:13:41,374 Alright. Either you had a heavy date with your hand 283 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:45,245 - all morning or you're cheating. - How dare you! 284 00:13:45,246 --> 00:13:48,782 No-oh! Whoa! Whoa! No! No, no, no! 285 00:13:48,783 --> 00:13:51,518 I'm totally crushing a bet right now. 286 00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:54,654 You know, just for that, I'm gonna hand you your ass 287 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,790 wrapped in a big, red bow. 288 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:59,092 Oh, is that so? Well, this fight 289 00:13:59,093 --> 00:14:02,429 is far from over, Apollo Creed, 'cause Wreck-it Beckett 290 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:04,497 never stops moving. I'm moving right now. 291 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,633 I can do this all day. 292 00:14:06,634 --> 00:14:08,635 Maybe not this day, 293 00:14:08,636 --> 00:14:11,471 but probably a different day. 294 00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:13,773 I'll tell you what, let's make it interesting. 295 00:14:13,774 --> 00:14:17,677 The loser, you, has to wear something embarrassing 296 00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:20,380 as chosen by the winner, me. 297 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:24,050 Deal. When you lose, I'll probably make you 298 00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:26,219 wear something like a shiny, blue shirt 299 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,488 matched with a woolly, striped tie. 300 00:14:28,489 --> 00:14:30,924 Ah! Too late. 301 00:14:34,762 --> 00:14:38,197 Afternoon, everybody. 302 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,403 Gordon! 303 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,439 World's gone to hell, Dave. 304 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,608 Bryce, what was so important 305 00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:51,110 that you phoned, texted and faxed me? 306 00:14:51,111 --> 00:14:52,912 And why do we still have a fax? 307 00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:55,148 We have prepared some nachos 308 00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:57,750 that I think you will find more than satisfactory. 309 00:14:57,751 --> 00:15:00,286 Alright. Well, let's get to business. 310 00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:05,325 Too crunchy. 311 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:10,430 Too squishy. Too crunchy, too squishy. 312 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,532 Not nachos. 313 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,133 Abby! 314 00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:16,169 It's simple. 315 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:19,005 All I want are nachos that are cheesy but not too cheesy, 316 00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:22,108 crunchy but not too crunchy, and definitely not squishy! 317 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:25,712 Just get it done! 318 00:15:25,713 --> 00:15:29,015 Couldn't have bought a basketball team like a normal, rich white guy, huh? 319 00:15:31,852 --> 00:15:34,854 That apology was so moving. 320 00:15:34,855 --> 00:15:36,856 When you started to cry, I teared up too. 321 00:15:36,857 --> 00:15:39,926 Really? That means so much. 322 00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:43,096 - What's your method? - My method? 323 00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:45,164 Yeah, to make yourself cry. 324 00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:47,400 Pluck a nose hair? Think of a dead pet? 325 00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:50,903 Remember bad, chunky highlights? 326 00:15:52,573 --> 00:15:56,843 - You were faking it? - I'm so sorry. 327 00:15:56,844 --> 00:15:58,845 Can you ever forgive me? 328 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:01,381 You are unbelievable. 329 00:16:01,382 --> 00:16:03,016 I know, right? 330 00:16:03,017 --> 00:16:06,286 Chelsea! How can you have no sympathy? 331 00:16:06,287 --> 00:16:08,288 You used to be overweight! 332 00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:10,957 Oh my God, I was never actually fat. 333 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,560 Wake up, that's just something I had to say. 334 00:16:13,561 --> 00:16:15,862 Is anything you say true? 335 00:16:15,863 --> 00:16:18,498 I knew you were gonna be weird about this. 336 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,134 I'm so happy I didn't tell you before. 337 00:16:21,135 --> 00:16:23,536 You are a terrible person! 338 00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:25,872 Look at this picture. 339 00:16:25,873 --> 00:16:27,740 There's lineups around the block 340 00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:31,411 for Manic Mantras everywhere. We're like an Apple store. 341 00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:33,580 I'm gonna celebrate 342 00:16:33,581 --> 00:16:35,515 by eating a whole cake. 343 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,150 Kidding! Skinny for life! 344 00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:39,085 You're never gonna get away with this. 345 00:16:39,086 --> 00:16:41,087 People are gonna find old photos of you and know 346 00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:44,123 - that you're lying. - No one will find anything. 347 00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:46,125 That's what I pay you for. 348 00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:48,895 Sisters for life. Bye! 349 00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:55,902 - Dave! - That used to be me. 350 00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:58,237 Well, I can already tell those aren't it. 351 00:16:58,238 --> 00:17:00,773 No problem, sir. Back to the drawing board. 352 00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:03,643 No! No more drawing boards! 353 00:17:03,644 --> 00:17:07,614 You have lost 2 cooks; you have used 17 types of cheese; 354 00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:09,916 and for the love of God, Bryce is wearing a hairnet 355 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,751 and he doesn't have any hair. 356 00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:13,720 I will wear this hairnet to my grave if I must! 357 00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:17,223 - Shut your bald face! - Alright, enough! 358 00:17:17,224 --> 00:17:19,125 Do you know what you've done? 359 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:21,794 You've managed to make me hate nachos. 360 00:17:21,795 --> 00:17:24,731 Do you have any idea how much I loved nachos? 361 00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,899 Well, I, for one, will not sit idly by 362 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:30,636 while you two make a mockery of something I hold dear. 363 00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:37,110 Did we just lose our jobs over nachos? 364 00:17:37,111 --> 00:17:39,412 Because I already spent my first 4 paychecks. 365 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:42,315 Sweet, naive Abby. 366 00:17:42,316 --> 00:17:45,018 This was never about the nachos. 367 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:47,320 This was about Dave making irrational demands 368 00:17:47,321 --> 00:17:49,322 that only he himself will ever meet. 369 00:17:49,323 --> 00:17:52,125 Then, why put you through all of this? 370 00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:54,160 Because he loves me. 371 00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:59,032 Aha! 372 00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:01,300 Ah... 373 00:18:01,301 --> 00:18:02,835 So, you didn't take the stairs this time. 374 00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:05,271 Oh, but I did. I took 375 00:18:05,272 --> 00:18:07,673 the CN Tower stairs. That's not happening. 376 00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:12,979 Ha! 377 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:18,117 Oh, 247,365. 378 00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:21,487 - What you got, sucker? - Let me check. 379 00:18:21,488 --> 00:18:24,691 What the hell is that? 380 00:18:24,692 --> 00:18:27,160 Is that your Trackbit on a squirrel? 381 00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:30,863 Yeah. I got Kenny the intern to Skype me in. 382 00:18:30,864 --> 00:18:32,832 I thought he was gonna be, like, hard to catch, 383 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:36,369 but apparently I'm like one with the animals.. 384 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,538 Guess what! 385 00:18:38,539 --> 00:18:40,640 You lose! 386 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,209 Because you cheated. 387 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,511 Oh no, no, no! The bet was 388 00:18:45,512 --> 00:18:47,714 whoever has the highest score wins. 389 00:18:47,715 --> 00:18:50,950 And right now, my squirrel is beating your ass. 390 00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:53,386 Wait. Why are you stopping, little buddy? 391 00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:56,055 - I think he's... - Oh! Looks like he's 392 00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:58,691 trying to pry open the Trackbit like... 393 00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:00,626 like it's a little nut. 394 00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:02,628 Better watch out for that reset button. 395 00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:04,897 - NO! - Restart to zero! 396 00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:08,434 I am officially the most "athletic-i-est" athlete 397 00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:11,370 in the world! Whoo! 398 00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:14,474 Fine, I have to wear something humiliating. 399 00:19:14,475 --> 00:19:18,377 But you know what? I got to say it was pretty fun competing. 400 00:19:18,378 --> 00:19:21,948 I mean, watching you compete. 401 00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:24,650 Wait. 402 00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:26,719 That's how we launch Trackbit. 403 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,821 With office competitions. 404 00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:31,624 Cross-country Track Bets. 405 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,393 Oh yeah! I love it! You're a genius. Up top! 406 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:38,431 - You OK? - Yeah, I'm... 407 00:19:47,975 --> 00:19:49,909 Uh oh! 408 00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:53,446 Someone's into the Pity Party Mix. 409 00:19:53,447 --> 00:19:56,115 - What's going on? - I screwed up. 410 00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:58,151 I made the whole world believe that Chelsea Winters 411 00:19:58,152 --> 00:20:01,487 was a changed person, but turns out she's not a changed person, 412 00:20:01,488 --> 00:20:04,257 she's still a monster with perfect hair. 413 00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:07,326 Oh, like Julia Roberts. 414 00:20:08,996 --> 00:20:12,598 Does it ever bug you that we have to help terrible people? 415 00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:15,802 Yeah, it does. But your clients don't reflect you. 416 00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:19,105 I don't know why people can't just be nice. 417 00:20:19,106 --> 00:20:21,107 Well, if the world was full of Stephanie Lyons, 418 00:20:21,108 --> 00:20:23,109 we'd be out of a job. 419 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,144 Not you, you'd have all of the jobs. 420 00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:27,280 It's a world full of Stephanie Lyons. 421 00:20:27,281 --> 00:20:29,615 - Sounds like a pretty nice world. - Yeah. 422 00:20:29,616 --> 00:20:32,051 Come on. Buy you a drink. 423 00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:34,020 Ugh! Thanks. 424 00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:36,088 - Hmm... Hey, Beckett? - Yeah? 425 00:20:36,089 --> 00:20:38,958 - You stink, dude. - Sure it's not you? 426 00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:41,327 No, still you. 427 00:20:41,328 --> 00:20:44,363 Yeah, that's me. 428 00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:48,129 - Better be good. - Here! 429 00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:55,403 - Oh my God! They're amazing. - Of course, they are. 430 00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:58,101 They taste like how I used to feel on Christmas morning. 431 00:20:58,102 --> 00:21:00,069 I feel like I could cry. 432 00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:02,605 I'm allergic to all of this. 433 00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:04,607 Hey, Nelson, 434 00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:06,542 would you grab us some beer? 435 00:21:06,543 --> 00:21:09,178 Love to! 436 00:21:09,179 --> 00:21:12,248 Ha! Ha! Ha! 437 00:21:12,249 --> 00:21:14,750 Work it, girlfriend! 438 00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:21,124 First date? 439 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:27,032 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 440 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,268 We have coverage, from this... of this from 441 00:21:32,269 --> 00:21:35,104 - when I was still acting, right? - Yeah.