♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪
♪ everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ ohhhhhhh ♪
♪ well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ and I'm your boy, your 20th century toy ♪
He's gone gold, he's gone platinum.
Now let's see you go crazy.
Yeah!
It's your host, LL Cool J.
It's on now, baby!
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle", the only show on TV
where you'll see stars getting serious about getting silly.
Tonight we have a power couple comin' at you to bring the fire.
And with me as always, my lip-sync soul mate,
our colorful commentator, Chrissy Teigen!
♪ everywhere I g-g-g-g-go ♪
♪ all they do is stare and stare ♪
She'll be droppin' off-the-wall reactions all night!
Go, Chrissy!
So, Chrissy, are you ready for this?
Are you guys ready for this?
It's our first time we've had a couple...
And they might need some therapy after, I got to say.
We'll see. Hopefully... I don't think we're gonna pay for it.
- Somebody's gonna pay for it. - Somebody's gonna pay for it.
Definitely. Without a doubt.
Gonna be a little therapy involved.
Okay, you know how it works ... two stars, two rounds.
Round 1... they show us what they're made of,
their syncing ability, et cetera.
Round 2, they go all out... costumes, dancers,
and secret weapons to bring down their opponent.
Then our audience decides
who leaves with the "LSB" victory belt.
See it?
All right! Let's do this thing!
He rocks on the court for the L.A. Lakers,
trying to take charge tonight.
They call him Swaggy P.
Give it up for Nick Young!
What up, what up, what up?!
What up?! My man!
What's up, y'all?!
She's a worldwide phenomenon,
one of the hottest artists alive.
She's gettin' her groove on tonight for real!
She's from down under... Iggy Azalea!
Not even a kiss.
You know, I have a feeling
someone's sleeping on the couch tonight.
All right, let's pick who goes first.
I never like to pick sides
when couples are, you know, involved, but...
Ladies first, right?
Yeah, absolutely, ladies first.
Aww!
Nick, true gentleman.
You have a seat in the V.I.P.
Come on, boo. Come on, boo.
Iggy, come on over.
Let's go, boo!
What's up, "Igg"?!
What's up?
I'm scared. I'm very scared.
Nah, don't be scared.
They love you. You love her, right?
- Thank you. - You feeling good?
Yeah, I feel good. I feel good.
Little nervous. Well, you know, after this perfor...
I'm scared because, you know,
I mean, I've seen Nick's moves...
- Don't be scared. -... At the house every day,
and I know what he's working with,
and it's tough competition today.
Nah, nah. Hey, nah. I want the belt.
I want the belt!
- All right, so, Iggy. - Yeah.
It is a little stiff competition.
What song did you choose.
I am going to be starting off
with "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus.
Ohh! Okay.
Startin' it off with "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus,
here's Iggy Azalea.
♪ Her name is Noel ♪
♪ I have a dream about her ♪
♪ she rings my bell ♪
♪ I got gym class in half an hour ♪
♪ oh, how she rocks ♪
♪ in keds and tube socks ♪
♪ but she doesn't know who I am ♪
♪ and she doesn't give a damn about me ♪
♪ 'cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪
♪ yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪
♪ listen to iron maiden maybe with me ♪
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-oooooh ♪
♪ oh, yeah ♪
♪ dirtbag ♪
♪ no, she doesn't know what she's missin' ♪
♪ oh, yeah ♪
♪ dirtbag ♪
♪ no, she doesn't know what she's ♪
♪ missin' ♪
♪ yea-a-h ♪
Wow.
Wow!
Like, we know you as a hip-hop artist.
Is the beginning of a rock career?
Like, what's going on here?
Maybe. You know, I don't know.
No.
I just always loved that song when I was a little kid.
Like, it was in the Top 40.
I would... I sung it a lot.
You know, I'm sure Nick would agree.
I mean, you've mastered that hair-flip thing.
- Man! - You got that pretty serious.
Thank you. Thank you.
I do have an advantage.
I have an advantage.
I was like, "let me pick a rock song."
All right, so, Iggy, head to the V.I.P.
All right.
Nick, please join me up here.
- So, listen. - Yeah. Yeah.
- A.K.A. Swaggy P. - Yeah.
What song you rockin'?
I'm going with Maroon 5, "Sugar," for my baby.
- Hold up! - But!
She's not my sugar tonight.
She's not my sugar. She's sour.
- It's salty tonight? - Yeah. Yeah.
A'ight.
Ladies and gentlemen, going for the sweet victory
with "Sugar" by Maroon 5, here's Nick Young.
♪ I'm hurtin', baby ♪
♪ I'm broken down ♪
♪ I need your lovin' ♪
♪ lovin', I need it now ♪
♪ when I'm without you ♪
♪ I'm somethin' weak ♪
♪ you got me beggin' ♪
♪ beggin', I'm on my knees ♪
♪ I don't wanna be needin' your love ♪
♪ I just wanna be deep in your love ♪
♪ and it's killin' me when you're away ♪
♪ ooh, baby ♪
♪ 'cause I really don't care where you are ♪
♪ I just wanna be there where you are ♪
♪ and I gotta get one little taste ♪
♪ your sugar ♪
♪ yes, please ♪
♪ won't you come and put it down on me? ♪
♪ I'm right here ♪
♪ 'cause I need ♪
♪ little love, a little sympathy ♪
Yeah
♪ I want that red velvet ♪
♪ I want that sugar sweet ♪
♪ don't let nobody touch it ♪
♪ unless that somebody's me ♪
♪ I gotta be a man ♪
♪ there ain't no other way ♪
♪ 'cause, girl, you're hotter than ♪
♪ a Southern California day ♪
- Created a monster! - ♪ don't wanna play no games ♪
♪ you don't got to be afraid ♪
♪ don't give me all that shush ♪
♪ no makeup on that's my ♪
♪ sugar ♪
♪ yes, please ♪
♪ won't you come and put it down on me? ♪
♪ Down on me, down on me ♪
Whoa, hold up! Swaggy, Swaggy, Swaggy!
Come on, come on. Come on back here.
Hey, you gave a little hair flip, too, there, huh?
Yeah, I'm tellin' her.
I ain't mad at you.
So, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy.
What you think of Swaggy P?
He surprised me when he took off that jacket,
but then I saw it got caught on one arm,
so I thought I'd deduct points for that.
- That's my "unh." - I did notice.
The choreography didn't go 100% according to plan.
He was subtle, though. He played it off well.
- It was very smooth. - He did.
He was silky smooth.
He played it off like a true artist, so I give him that.
I been watching you.
- Oho, ho, ho, ho. - Yeah.
Well, I have had a few tumbles onstage.
Man. I fall all the time.
Oh, my goodness.
You fall in basketball.
You do that on purpose, sometimes, even.
- That's just being fouled. - Come on.
Oh! Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Iggy!
Iggy! Iggy!
Are you calling Nick a flopper?!
You are a flip-flopper to the hundredth power, yes.
Ohh! My lord!
Okay. Wow!
All right, Nick, head to the V.I.P.
Head on over there.
Well, round 1 is done.
When we come back, round 2 is gonna be a full-court press.
The battle of the baes continues right here on "LSB."
♪ Sugar ♪
♪ yes, please ♪
♪ won't you come ♪
♪ 'cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."
Iggy Azalea versus Nick Young...
it's our first-ever couples showdown.
And our contenders are decking out their performances
for round 2... dancers, costumes, fireworks.
Let's see how Iggy prepared to change it up
for the lip-sync concert.
He is my partner. I live with him.
But I'm the performer of the house.
I really don't know why Nick would think
that he would have a chance in hell.
I've told her, "I'mma really try to kill you now.
See, I was gonna take it light
'cause you my girl and all that, but...
I have seen him perform in the bathroom mirror quite a bit
when he thinks that I'm not looking.
He really has no chance to be honest with you.
I told her, "I'm known for being funny,
and I don't know if you really want to go there with me."
But all's fair in love and war.
Bam.
I've got the technical ability and the time put in,
and there's just... no faking that.
♪ Baby, don't you understand? ♪
♪ I wanna be your nasty man ♪
♪ I wanna make your body scream ♪
♪ and you will know just what I mean ♪
♪ you know what I mean ♪
♪ 24 karat gold ♪
♪ to warm the nights when you get cold ♪
♪ I wanna lick you up and down ♪
♪ and then I wanna lay you down ♪
♪ come on, silk, sing it ♪
♪ let me lick you up and down ♪
♪ till you say stop ♪
♪ let me play with your body, baby ♪
♪ make you real hot ♪
♪ I wanna play with your body ♪
♪ let me do all the things you want me to do ♪
♪ 'cause tonight, baby, ♪
♪ I wanna get freaky with you ♪
♪ you, you, you, you ♪
♪ oh, yeah ♪
♪ you, you, you, you ♪
♪ let me freak you ♪
♪ you, you, you, you ♪
♪ yea-a-h, ohh, yeah ♪
♪ you, you, you, you ♪
♪ yeah, let me freak you, yeah ♪
♪ 'cause tonight, baby, ♪
♪ I wanna get freaky with yo-o-u ♪
I mean, yo, yo, yo. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Nick's right here.
You're singing about gettin' freaky.
- I mean... - Yeah.
Should we leave you two alone?
He dedicated his first song to me,
and I dedicated my second song to him.
Nah, you don't do that to me.
You don't hump me.
I mean, do you feel like she owned the stage just now?
Yeah, she don't hump me. You don't do that to me.
She don't do that.
I don't be... I don't have my back... nah.
Nah. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
That doesn't go down?
Nah. Unh-unh.
You know, I got to ask Chrissy. Chrissy.
Don't you cheat.
Did you see the pounding that was going on?
I saw it.
She was giving me, like,
this macho, masculine sexuality that I enjoyed.
I mean, she took me back.
- That was like Bobby Brown back in the days or something. - I loved it.
♪ Freak with ♪
Thank you.
That was pretty wild.
Well, Iggy, you gonna lounge in the V.I.P. for a second.
All right, well, Iggy lit up the stage.
When we come back, Nick is gonna have to go hard to the paint.
The battle is on. It's "LSB"!
♪ 'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you ♪
♪ you, you, you, you ♪
♪ everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
Welcome back to "LSB" round 2, where anything can happen.
These players are going all out
with more special effects and dancers... the whole nine.
Let's take a look at Swaggy P's pregame ritual
as he prepared for the battle.
_
When it comes to lip-syncing, I'm the king of pop,
the king of R&B, the king of rock.
The king of lip... that's me.
I'm a star at this, okay?
This is my craft.
She's in my domain.
I was born and raised for this.
I'm glad y'all made my show.
This should be "Nick lip-syncing battle."
-I want the belt. - _
So, is Iggy helping?
I mean, she's kind of good at this stuff, right?
Yeah, but, um, she kind of kicked me to the side,
so that makes me winning even sweeter.
That's awesome. Really good.
I'm ready. Feel good?
- Yes. - Excellent.
Iggy, don't kick me out the house
for what I'm about to do to you tonight, okay?
Don't be coming to my domain, baby.
But I still got love for you.
But it's over for you tonight.
Boom.
♪ I don't know where I'm goin' ♪
♪ but I sure know where I've been ♪
♪ hangin' on the promises in the songs of yesterday ♪
♪ and I've made up my mind ♪
He is a nutcase. Look at his boots.
♪ I ain't wastin' no more time ♪
♪ here I go again ♪
♪ I'm just another heart in need of rescue ♪
♪ waiting on love's sweet charity ♪
♪ and I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days ♪
♪ 'cause I know what it means ♪
♪ to walk along the lonely street of dreams ♪
♪ here I go again on my own ♪
♪ goin' down the only road I've ever known ♪
♪ like a drifter, I was born to walk alone ♪
♪ and I've made up my mind ♪
♪ I ain't wastin' no more time ♪
♪ but here I go again ♪
Yo, hold on.
Wow!
Chrissy. All right.
Did Swaggy P bring his "A" game?
All right. That was straight out of a music video.
It looked beautiful!
I appreciate anyone that comes on this show, though,
and does a ballad and still kills it.
'Cause ballads are tough to do on this show,
and you killed it.
One of my favorite parts, though, I will say,
was his walking out.
He really looked sad.
That was a moment for him.
Like, that was some good acting.
He was like...
I was hurt.
'Cause Iggy don't grind like that at home so I was hurt.
Yo, hold on. I got to ask... who cooks at home?
- My baby. - Aww!
What kind of dishes does Iggy Azalea cook Nick Young at home?
Nick's favorite... Nick likes kid food.
Thank you.
So, my job is easy.
What, like breaded pork chops or... ?
That's actually his number-one favorite food
is a breaded pork-chop sandwich.
Yep. Pork-chop sandwich. Hey.
You cannot be serious right now.
Yeah, that's his favorite. That's his favorite food.
Hey, don't be ashamed, baby. That's what we do.
When we come back, one of these stars wins the belt,
and the other's gonna have an empty spot in their trophy case.
Or an empty spot in the bed next to them.
We're handing out the title next on "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
♪ everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
A'ight, welcome back to "LSB."
Iggy versus Swaggy... it's been a tight battle all night.
Now it's time for the crowd to make some noise
and let us know who deserves the "LSB" belt.
Chrissy, come on over. Let's do it.
Here we go!
All right.
Is it Iggy Azalea?
Or... Nick Young?
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is...
Swaggy! No!
No! No, no, no! It's a tie!
Iggy Azalea!
Thought you had it. I thought you had it.
- Yeah. - I thought you had it.
Iggy.
It was close. It was close.
We live together. We live together.
You can keep it in the man cave, babe.
You know what?
Honestly, Nick, it's probably better that she won.
Aww!
Well...
Thanks to our first-ever lip-sync couple.
I hope they can hug it out...
... give a little love to each other.
And let's hear it for all the "LSB" fans out there.
Good night from Chrissy and myself.
And remember... knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
♪ 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪
♪ yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag ♪
♪ baby, like me ♪
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-oooooh ♪
We love y'all!
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ dirtbag ♪
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