1 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:14,832 Previously on Masters Of Sex... 2 00:00:14,867 --> 00:00:17,118 He showed me three apartments just today. 3 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:20,554 We talked about this, Libby-- our dissatisfaction. 4 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:21,589 Yes, but it was just talk. 5 00:00:21,624 --> 00:00:22,790 It's Joy. 6 00:00:22,825 --> 00:00:24,158 She... She collapsed. 7 00:00:24,193 --> 00:00:27,228 "Catastrophic" was the word they kept using. 8 00:00:27,263 --> 00:00:28,496 I don't want to talk about it. 9 00:00:28,531 --> 00:00:29,630 Well, what you want isn't the issue. 10 00:00:29,665 --> 00:00:31,766 I just said, so shut up about it! 11 00:00:31,834 --> 00:00:33,334 This is not about you, Bill. 12 00:00:33,369 --> 00:00:36,804 This is about our son, and our son needs help. 13 00:00:36,839 --> 00:00:41,075 Apparently, this Dennis has been picking on him for weeks. 14 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:43,477 You swung these knuckles into my son's face. 15 00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:47,148 I know you're smart enough to know that if a doctor-- 16 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,651 if a doctor threatens you, 17 00:00:50,703 --> 00:00:52,453 no one can protect you. 18 00:00:52,488 --> 00:00:55,289 Pawning off this poor baby to some babysitter 19 00:00:55,324 --> 00:00:57,658 when you're going off to do your sex work. 20 00:00:57,693 --> 00:00:59,427 I know you feel your mother's hard on you, 21 00:00:59,462 --> 00:01:01,362 but it's because she worries. 22 00:01:01,397 --> 00:01:02,763 She doesn't worry about me. 23 00:01:02,799 --> 00:01:04,131 I underestimated you. 24 00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:05,132 You did? 25 00:01:05,168 --> 00:01:06,567 All you've got to do 26 00:01:06,602 --> 00:01:09,136 is get him to leave his wife and marry you. 27 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:10,571 Are you all right? 28 00:01:10,606 --> 00:01:13,741 How would you like to take me to dinner sometime? 29 00:01:56,089 --> 00:01:58,994 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 30 00:02:01,857 --> 00:02:03,690 The Marshfield fair. 31 00:02:03,742 --> 00:02:05,159 I'm sorry? 32 00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:06,577 Candy apples. 33 00:02:06,612 --> 00:02:09,113 It reminds me of when I was little, 34 00:02:09,165 --> 00:02:12,199 and my dad would buy them for me at the fair. 35 00:02:12,251 --> 00:02:16,453 They had this rich, crackly, toffee coating. 36 00:02:16,505 --> 00:02:20,457 I'm practically drooling just thinking about them. 37 00:02:20,509 --> 00:02:23,510 Not exactly the lubrication we were looking for. 38 00:02:23,546 --> 00:02:24,344 Mnh-mnh. 39 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:25,712 Thank you, Holly. 40 00:02:25,764 --> 00:02:27,848 Feel free to get dressed now. 41 00:02:27,883 --> 00:02:31,635 So, smells elicit emotions rather than arousal, 42 00:02:31,687 --> 00:02:32,769 leaving us... nowhere. 43 00:02:32,805 --> 00:02:34,855 That is the general vicinity. 44 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:37,858 And even if we wanted emotion, 45 00:02:37,893 --> 00:02:39,443 every reaction is unique, 46 00:02:39,478 --> 00:02:42,446 meaning we'd have to customize a specific scent 47 00:02:42,481 --> 00:02:44,948 for each customer, which would be like 48 00:02:44,984 --> 00:02:47,568 moving the French Riviera one grain of sand at a time. 49 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:50,037 Do you know anything about gypsy moths? 50 00:02:50,072 --> 00:02:51,672 Their natural habitat is not the French Riviera. 51 00:02:51,707 --> 00:02:53,607 No, "Nature" magazine 52 00:02:53,642 --> 00:02:56,109 published a piece on gypsy moths recently, 53 00:02:56,145 --> 00:02:58,412 about this substance that they secrete, 54 00:02:58,464 --> 00:03:00,964 called pheromones, an aphrodisiac of sorts, 55 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,251 secreted by the female moths to attract the males 56 00:03:04,253 --> 00:03:05,586 at great distances. 57 00:03:05,621 --> 00:03:06,787 The length of a crowded barroom? 58 00:03:06,822 --> 00:03:09,139 Try 30 miles. 59 00:03:09,175 --> 00:03:12,142 And the strangest thing about pheromones 60 00:03:12,178 --> 00:03:15,345 is that they're not something that you smell. 61 00:03:15,397 --> 00:03:16,563 They're sensed. 62 00:03:32,114 --> 00:03:34,948 If we can bottle the human equivalent of pheromones, 63 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,918 we could have exactly what I've been looking for all along. 64 00:03:37,953 --> 00:03:39,286 A "love potion," essentially. 65 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:41,538 Except there's no conclusive evidence 66 00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:43,257 that human pheromones even exist, 67 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:45,175 never mind are ready for packaging. 68 00:03:45,211 --> 00:03:46,293 Oh, they exist. 69 00:03:46,328 --> 00:03:47,661 For example, inexplicably, 70 00:03:47,696 --> 00:03:49,930 a few weeks ago, you asked me out to dinner. 71 00:03:49,965 --> 00:03:51,715 It was as if some unseen force compelled you, 72 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:53,467 because every time I've brought it up since, 73 00:03:53,469 --> 00:03:55,135 you've managed to worm your way out of it. 74 00:03:55,187 --> 00:03:57,170 No, I have not wormed my way out of it. 75 00:03:57,206 --> 00:03:58,839 Then have dinner with me tonight. 76 00:04:09,401 --> 00:04:12,152 Fine. Then drinks down the street at the tap room. 77 00:04:12,154 --> 00:04:13,487 Can I just be honest with you? 78 00:04:13,539 --> 00:04:19,243 I have no idea why I asked you out that night, but... 79 00:04:19,295 --> 00:04:20,494 it was wrong. 80 00:04:26,552 --> 00:04:28,502 So why don't we have a cup of coffee, 81 00:04:28,504 --> 00:04:30,087 downstairs, in the lobby, and-- 82 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,422 and we can use the time to strategize 83 00:04:32,474 --> 00:04:35,892 about how we might go about... procuring pheromones. 84 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:39,596 We can strategize. 85 00:04:39,648 --> 00:04:43,517 But now let me be honest with you. 86 00:04:43,569 --> 00:04:49,489 You're a woman who deserves more than coffee in some lobby. 87 00:04:49,525 --> 00:04:52,292 You deserve, well... 88 00:04:52,328 --> 00:04:54,761 what we might call a proper courtship. 89 00:05:17,603 --> 00:05:21,054 You're running like you've got the devil on your tail. 90 00:05:21,056 --> 00:05:22,222 Is everything all right? 91 00:05:22,274 --> 00:05:24,391 I was just, uh... 92 00:05:24,476 --> 00:05:28,028 I was just thinking... 93 00:05:28,063 --> 00:05:32,899 about how sometimes people seem to just... 94 00:05:32,951 --> 00:05:35,702 They'll be slipping away. 95 00:05:35,738 --> 00:05:37,904 Who's "people"? 96 00:05:37,906 --> 00:05:39,906 Uh... 97 00:05:39,908 --> 00:05:43,327 just my son, John, for example. 98 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:47,998 I just asked him this morning 99 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:50,917 if he wanted to come see a Cardinal/Bears game next Sunday. 100 00:05:50,919 --> 00:05:53,553 You got nothing, huh? 101 00:05:53,589 --> 00:05:55,305 - Yeah. - That's funny. 102 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:57,591 'Cause I was just talking to a former Cardinal, 103 00:05:57,626 --> 00:06:01,028 a friend, Al Neely. 104 00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:03,430 Al "The Ape" Neely? 105 00:06:03,482 --> 00:06:05,399 Yeah, we played together at Nebraska. 106 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:11,488 He, uh-- he married that actress, Isabella Ricci? 107 00:06:13,776 --> 00:06:16,777 Well, anyway, she's been twisting his arm, 108 00:06:16,779 --> 00:06:19,446 trying to get him to go see somebody 109 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:21,448 about their bedroom problems. 110 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:24,451 They'd heard of you and, uh... about flipped 111 00:06:24,503 --> 00:06:27,037 when I told them we were neighbors. 112 00:06:27,089 --> 00:06:30,841 They wanted me to put in a good word, you know? 113 00:06:30,876 --> 00:06:32,459 Maybe-- maybe you'd see them. 114 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:34,044 You don't have to put in a good word. 115 00:06:34,096 --> 00:06:35,128 Just have them call the office. 116 00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:37,798 All right, I will. 117 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:40,384 You're still coaching, right? 118 00:06:40,436 --> 00:06:43,303 - Kids' football? - Yeah. 119 00:06:43,355 --> 00:06:45,222 You need an assistant coach? 120 00:06:47,943 --> 00:06:49,076 You? 121 00:06:49,111 --> 00:06:51,111 Why not? 122 00:06:51,146 --> 00:06:54,648 You know... why not try? 123 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,367 If you don't try... nothing happens. 124 00:06:57,403 --> 00:07:02,456 Or... things happen that you don't want to happen. 125 00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:06,793 Anyway, uh, Johnny could run out for the team. 126 00:07:06,829 --> 00:07:08,662 I could help you coach. 127 00:07:08,714 --> 00:07:11,832 So, what do you say? 128 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:14,134 I think it's a terrible idea. 129 00:07:14,169 --> 00:07:15,552 Well, I was already playing football at his age. 130 00:07:15,587 --> 00:07:16,837 It'll be good for him. 131 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:18,271 He will be in there with boys twice his size. 132 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:19,539 He could easily be injured. 133 00:07:19,575 --> 00:07:21,258 You can't mollycoddle the boy, Libby. 134 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,509 Who is mollycoddling? 135 00:07:22,511 --> 00:07:24,544 I'm simply saying he is not a football player. 136 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:26,680 Well, certainly not if he doesn't try. 137 00:07:26,715 --> 00:07:28,982 Bill... 138 00:07:29,017 --> 00:07:31,017 the planetarium has a wonderful film 139 00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:32,686 on the origins of the universe. 140 00:07:32,688 --> 00:07:33,854 Johnny would love that. 141 00:07:33,906 --> 00:07:35,822 Well, I've already promised Paul 142 00:07:35,858 --> 00:07:37,023 I'd help him coach. 143 00:07:37,059 --> 00:07:41,194 You are gonna coach youth football? 144 00:07:41,246 --> 00:07:43,780 "Spend more time with the children." 145 00:07:43,832 --> 00:07:46,950 That's your constant refrain, so that's what I'm gonna do. 146 00:07:47,002 --> 00:07:49,920 Johnny will play, I will coach. And now I'm late for my dinner. 147 00:07:49,955 --> 00:07:51,705 You have a dinner? 148 00:07:51,757 --> 00:07:53,790 It's work, Lib, like always. 149 00:08:00,883 --> 00:08:03,884 I've told all my friends, Bill, 150 00:08:03,936 --> 00:08:07,721 that we have a famous author in our family now. 151 00:08:07,756 --> 00:08:08,889 Edna keeps expecting 152 00:08:08,941 --> 00:08:11,024 to see you hobnob on Linkletter's "House Party." 153 00:08:12,895 --> 00:08:15,695 Well, if by "family," you mean your daughter, 154 00:08:15,731 --> 00:08:17,831 certainly there would be no book at all 155 00:08:17,866 --> 00:08:19,199 without her participation. 156 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:21,001 It's just such a rare treat 157 00:08:21,036 --> 00:08:23,003 to spend quality time with you, Bill. 158 00:08:23,038 --> 00:08:24,488 Time does fly, doesn't it? 159 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:26,406 I was just saying to Edna how eerie it is-- 160 00:08:26,408 --> 00:08:27,841 We need to get a move on. 161 00:08:27,876 --> 00:08:30,277 Your mother's got this crazy idea 162 00:08:30,312 --> 00:08:32,746 about taking the baby out for ice cream. 163 00:08:32,748 --> 00:08:35,081 Mom, Lisa is 3 months old... 164 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:37,584 A baby can't appreciate ice cream? 165 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:40,754 Plus, it's a nice break for you and Bill. 166 00:08:40,806 --> 00:08:45,392 You can just relax and talk about something other than work. 167 00:08:50,148 --> 00:08:52,599 Harry, please... 168 00:08:52,651 --> 00:08:54,434 Is she trying to set us up? 169 00:08:54,469 --> 00:08:56,570 And so subtly, don't you think? 170 00:08:56,605 --> 00:08:59,072 Well, how did she come by such a notion? 171 00:08:59,107 --> 00:09:01,074 Not from me. 172 00:09:01,109 --> 00:09:03,493 As much as I would like to take you upstairs... 173 00:09:03,529 --> 00:09:05,445 Having my mother arrange it is... 174 00:09:05,497 --> 00:09:09,583 grotesque, to say the least. 175 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:12,536 How long before they go back home? 176 00:09:12,588 --> 00:09:18,174 Well, then we'll just have to... make other arrangements. 177 00:09:20,262 --> 00:09:24,297 It won't do for us to be separated this long, Virginia. 178 00:09:26,718 --> 00:09:28,602 It's true. 179 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:34,558 I lied, and I... deceived my husband. 180 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:38,028 That is how my firstborn came to be. 181 00:09:38,063 --> 00:09:39,779 Did I never tell you this? 182 00:09:39,815 --> 00:09:43,116 We'd been trying for years. 183 00:09:43,151 --> 00:09:48,321 Bill let me think that the problem was me, of course. 184 00:09:48,323 --> 00:09:49,906 Anyway, I, um... 185 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:53,209 I underwent this capping procedure 186 00:09:53,245 --> 00:09:54,494 that Bill invented himself, 187 00:09:54,546 --> 00:09:58,715 because Bill is... brilliant that way. 188 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:03,303 And suddenly, I was pregnant. 189 00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:06,723 I was so happy. 190 00:10:06,758 --> 00:10:10,644 And then I had a miscarriage. 191 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:15,265 And Bill said, "No more." 192 00:10:17,352 --> 00:10:20,403 "No more trying." 193 00:10:20,439 --> 00:10:25,575 It was just gonna be the two of us for the rest of our days. 194 00:10:26,895 --> 00:10:31,915 So I-- I got my doctor to secretly inseminate me 195 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:36,336 using the-- the remainder of Bill's sperm, and... 196 00:10:36,371 --> 00:10:42,759 like a gift from heaven, it worked. 197 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:47,981 Although... 198 00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:51,885 I think whatever feelings that Bill had for me, 199 00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:56,890 they died that night that he realized I deceived him, 200 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:59,109 that he was gonna be a father after all. 201 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,483 I think you could use a clip. 202 00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:28,555 You startled me. 203 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:30,974 I'm sorry. 204 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:36,229 I was just watching you and thinking... 205 00:11:36,264 --> 00:11:38,431 thank God for Libby Masters. 206 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,100 Oh. 207 00:11:40,102 --> 00:11:45,271 You've been so kind to Joy and beyond generous to me. 208 00:11:45,323 --> 00:11:47,741 Over these past few months, 209 00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:50,326 if it hadn't been for you, I don't... 210 00:11:50,362 --> 00:11:53,446 Of course. Anything for friends. 211 00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:00,537 Your mother's rocking the baby, 212 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,288 humming "Chattanooga Choo Choo"... 213 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,712 Honey, Lisa lapped up every last drop of that ice cream-- 214 00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:11,131 Did you know she was going to do that tonight, 215 00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:12,365 throw Bill at me in that way? 216 00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:16,903 You did. 217 00:12:16,938 --> 00:12:20,640 And did you also know that she has told me to marry Bill? 218 00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:22,225 She did mention something. 219 00:12:22,277 --> 00:12:24,778 Well, I hope you told her she's out of her mind. 220 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:29,249 And what good would that do? 221 00:12:35,407 --> 00:12:39,959 Our first date, your mother and I went to the movies. 222 00:12:39,995 --> 00:12:41,961 I showed up in shirt-sleeves, 223 00:12:41,997 --> 00:12:44,964 and she wore her grandmother's mink stole. 224 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,718 She's always imagined herself being someplace better, 225 00:12:48,754 --> 00:12:52,338 someplace else other than wherever she actually is. 226 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:55,091 I think she pictured herself going to galas 227 00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:58,228 on the arm of some politician or doctor or lawyer, 228 00:12:58,263 --> 00:13:00,346 and instead, she ended up with me. 229 00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:03,183 Please. She would be lost without you. 230 00:13:03,185 --> 00:13:06,436 And I know that. 231 00:13:06,488 --> 00:13:11,608 We all need stories to tell ourselves, and that's hers. 232 00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:18,865 Well, we can probably skip the tour. 233 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:21,751 I'm not sure two hours a day warrants my own office. 234 00:13:21,787 --> 00:13:23,536 Mm. You're gonna need that. 235 00:13:23,622 --> 00:13:25,622 Mail's up to a thousand letters a day. 236 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,207 They want you to answer anything 237 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:30,210 that doesn't compare them to Satan or damn them both to hell. 238 00:13:30,262 --> 00:13:31,845 Oh, my God. Is that-- 239 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,214 Shh! Lower your voice. 240 00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:36,883 This is a doctor's office, not Grauman's Chinese. 241 00:13:36,918 --> 00:13:38,885 Isabella Ricci. 242 00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:43,223 Those lips have touched Rock Hudson's lips. 243 00:13:43,258 --> 00:13:44,724 They touched Perry Como's lips. 244 00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:46,109 And look at my lips 245 00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:48,361 when I tell you nobody knows they're here, 246 00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:52,282 which means you do not know they're here. 247 00:13:52,317 --> 00:13:53,233 Can I just walk through the lobby? 248 00:13:53,285 --> 00:13:54,400 You cannot. 249 00:13:54,436 --> 00:13:55,335 Can I just say that I have to pee? 250 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:56,503 I've had two kids. 251 00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:58,037 By the time I get out there, it'll be true. 252 00:13:58,073 --> 00:14:01,624 Clickity-clack, Jane. Clickity-clack. 253 00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:08,298 Paul tells me you're a big football fan. 254 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:10,166 I still remember the game 255 00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:12,118 you ran 200 yards against the Colts. 256 00:14:12,153 --> 00:14:15,121 203 yards, but who's counting, right? 257 00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:18,224 Our friend Sandy absolutely raves about you two. 258 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,092 Sandra Dee. 259 00:14:19,094 --> 00:14:20,593 Oh, I don't-- 260 00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:24,147 I don't believe we've ever worked with Miss Dee. 261 00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:25,648 - She read your book. - Ah. 262 00:14:25,684 --> 00:14:27,100 And if you ever want tickets to any game... 263 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:28,601 What game can we get, Al? 264 00:14:28,653 --> 00:14:30,236 How does 50 yard line, 265 00:14:30,272 --> 00:14:31,688 Unitas against the Steelers sound? 266 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,940 Don Shula won't have the access you'll have. 267 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,775 Any game, any time. 268 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:38,528 And I have friends at the Ice Capades, too, 269 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,029 in case you're interested. 270 00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:43,333 Oh, that's... very generous. 271 00:14:43,368 --> 00:14:47,370 But, uh, why don't we proceed with why you're here? 272 00:14:47,422 --> 00:14:48,788 Right. So... 273 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,926 Explain how me not touching my wife sexually 274 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:55,044 is gonna fix things in the sex department. 275 00:14:55,096 --> 00:14:57,297 We've found that non-sexual touching 276 00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,299 removes the pressure and expectations 277 00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:00,800 sometimes associated with sex. 278 00:15:00,852 --> 00:15:02,802 We understand that may seem incongruous 279 00:15:02,854 --> 00:15:04,837 to what it is you're trying to achieve, 280 00:15:04,873 --> 00:15:06,773 but we've had a very high success rate 281 00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:09,108 with sensate therapy in cases like your wife's. 282 00:15:09,144 --> 00:15:11,561 Just to think the word "frigidity" 283 00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:14,197 and this body could inhabit the same universe... 284 00:15:14,232 --> 00:15:16,149 We prefer non-orgasmic. 285 00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:17,617 Frigid is pejorative, 286 00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:20,587 and it suggests that it's the woman's fault. 287 00:15:20,622 --> 00:15:22,221 I just want it fixed 288 00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:25,458 so that we can go back to the way we were in the beginning. 289 00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:31,164 What are you doing, Tessie? 290 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:34,334 Oh. I-I'm just leaving something out for my mom. 291 00:15:34,336 --> 00:15:36,035 Hmm. 292 00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:44,377 "Life And love"... by Tessa Johnson? 293 00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:46,930 You wrote this? 294 00:15:46,982 --> 00:15:48,848 "Teen Society" has a contest, 295 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:50,183 and I entered it on a lark, 296 00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:52,518 but then they told me that I won, and I flipped. 297 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,772 Oh, my. That's really something. 298 00:15:58,076 --> 00:15:59,926 And will you look at this. 299 00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:04,414 The perfect hairstyle for you. 300 00:16:04,499 --> 00:16:09,168 Let's you and I have some fun. 301 00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:10,670 I'll make an appointment. 302 00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:12,588 We'll go down together, and they will give you this hairstyle. 303 00:16:12,624 --> 00:16:13,456 Hmm? 304 00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:15,875 A girl can always do things 305 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:18,411 to make herself more attractive to the boys. 306 00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:23,716 I don't think this hairstyle suits me, grandma. 307 00:16:23,752 --> 00:16:25,852 Come on. Don't be like your mother, 308 00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,620 always fighting me at every turn. 309 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,889 Maybe she has good reason to fight. 310 00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:33,026 Yes, of course. 311 00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:35,828 She's poisoned you against me. 312 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:39,399 Your grandfather can do no wrong in her eyes 313 00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:43,953 because he always tells her exactly what she wants to hear. 314 00:16:43,989 --> 00:16:46,656 I'm sure nobody wanted to hear "The British are coming," 315 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,242 at 3:00 in the morning, but God bless that messenger. 316 00:16:49,244 --> 00:16:52,211 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 317 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,049 I know. 318 00:16:56,084 --> 00:17:01,421 Look, honey, your essay is very impressive, 319 00:17:01,473 --> 00:17:04,424 but think of your mother as a cautionary tale. 320 00:17:04,476 --> 00:17:06,225 She's written a whole book, 321 00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:08,695 and look at her life-- it's a mess. 322 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:11,264 Mm. 323 00:17:11,316 --> 00:17:13,349 There's some things that are... 324 00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:14,684 definitely screwed up. 325 00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:17,103 Just don't follow in her footsteps, all right? 326 00:17:17,155 --> 00:17:20,073 You focus on what really matters. 327 00:17:24,312 --> 00:17:25,828 Team, break! 328 00:17:25,864 --> 00:17:27,780 Ready, break! 329 00:17:27,832 --> 00:17:29,082 - Come on, Hornets! - Let's go, Hornets! 330 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:34,120 Okay, after the change of possession, you're in. 331 00:17:34,155 --> 00:17:35,788 I don't want to go in. 332 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,124 I don't want to play. I told you that. 333 00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:40,960 Just do as your coaches tell you, all right? 334 00:17:40,962 --> 00:17:42,295 Come on, offense! 335 00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,632 Come on, offense. Oh! 336 00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,518 Jesus, he just stands there like a clay pigeon. 337 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:50,186 Well, it's not his regular position. 338 00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:52,305 He's normally a tight end, but our starting quarterback 339 00:17:52,357 --> 00:17:55,641 showed up 10 minutes late for practice yesterday, so... 340 00:17:55,643 --> 00:17:56,692 Is he any good? 341 00:17:56,728 --> 00:17:58,311 He's got an arm like a slingshot. 342 00:17:58,363 --> 00:18:01,147 It's his attitude I don't care for. 343 00:18:01,182 --> 00:18:03,649 Hey, 14. 344 00:18:03,651 --> 00:18:05,318 Yeah, you ready to go in for number 12? 345 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,652 Hey, Bill, the kid's got to learn. 346 00:18:06,704 --> 00:18:08,287 I agree. 347 00:18:08,323 --> 00:18:09,872 But can we figure out some other kind of punishment 348 00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:11,891 that doesn't embarrass the whole team by losing? 349 00:18:14,579 --> 00:18:15,728 Okay. Dennis, come here. 350 00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:17,363 Come on, Hornets! 351 00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:22,268 Now, look-- you're going in. 352 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:24,754 But listen to me, son-- no more screw-ups. 353 00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:26,339 No more. 354 00:18:26,391 --> 00:18:28,558 Billy, you're out. Come on. 355 00:18:28,593 --> 00:18:30,593 - Go on, get in there. - Let's go, Dennis. 356 00:18:39,571 --> 00:18:42,939 The new kid's yours? 357 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:46,025 33, Johnny Masters. It's our first game. 358 00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:49,328 There is no "our" in football. 359 00:18:49,364 --> 00:18:53,866 It's all about the boys, the coaches, and the dads. 360 00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,935 I'm in charge of snacks today. 361 00:18:55,970 --> 00:19:00,039 Is there some kind of... snack sign-up? 362 00:19:00,091 --> 00:19:02,708 Yep, and if you don't get in the snack rotation, 363 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,043 you're a bad mom. 364 00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:08,047 Got to show up at the games 'cause it's expected, 365 00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:10,633 not that anybody cares you're here. 366 00:19:10,685 --> 00:19:13,519 But if you stay at home and take a bath 367 00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:17,106 and have five blessed seconds to yourself, 368 00:19:17,142 --> 00:19:20,059 well, then we're back to bad mom. 369 00:19:20,111 --> 00:19:23,062 But you'll get the hang of all this. 370 00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:26,199 Essentially, your job is to be invisible... 371 00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:29,068 while cheering them on. 372 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,070 Go, Hornets! 373 00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:33,906 Set! Hike! 374 00:19:37,579 --> 00:19:39,212 Watch it. That's right! 375 00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,164 That's the way! Yes! That's it, Dennis! 376 00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:42,498 Go! Yeah! 377 00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:47,086 Yes! That's the way! Well done, Dennis! 378 00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:48,187 Well done! 379 00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:51,224 Good team effort. Good team effort. 380 00:19:51,259 --> 00:19:54,510 2 points. 2 point conversion, let's go. 381 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:57,730 So, now we've dug ourselves out of that hole... 382 00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:59,031 33 goes in? 383 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,733 33 goes in. Hey, Johnny. 384 00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:01,934 Let's go. You're in. 385 00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:08,491 Yeah. Stay sharp, 33. 386 00:20:08,526 --> 00:20:10,026 Go, Hornets. 387 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,330 You kept your cool out there. 388 00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:15,665 You're an asshole. 389 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,868 You can't speak to your coaches like that. 390 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,954 Mr. Edley's my coach, not you. 391 00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:24,123 Ready, break! 392 00:20:24,175 --> 00:20:27,293 Come on, defense! 393 00:20:29,464 --> 00:20:31,347 Look, Dennis... 394 00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:36,769 the last time I saw you, I, uh... 395 00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:38,721 I didn't behave well. 396 00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,806 I owe you an apology. 397 00:20:40,858 --> 00:20:43,726 I'm sorry. 398 00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:45,311 Where's my football? 399 00:20:45,363 --> 00:20:46,646 Uh... I have it. 400 00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:48,564 I'll-- I'll give it back to you. 401 00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:49,982 I'll bring it next game. 402 00:20:53,571 --> 00:20:55,488 Dennis, you're a hell of a player. 403 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,456 You know, I can see that already. 404 00:20:57,492 --> 00:20:59,909 So I really hope you stick with this. 405 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:02,161 I mean it. 406 00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,664 You could be playing for Nebraska one day, 407 00:21:04,716 --> 00:21:05,798 like Coach Edley. 408 00:21:08,553 --> 00:21:09,835 Hike! 409 00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:14,423 Hey, ref, come on! 410 00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:15,775 That's clipping! Wake up! 411 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:18,928 Come on. 412 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:21,047 Okay, 33, that's it. Get up. 413 00:22:25,913 --> 00:22:28,964 Geez. Sorry. 414 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,302 I-I-I was just coming in to turn off the gas, 415 00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:36,088 since I assumed no one was moving in. 416 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,923 Oh, well, I, um... 417 00:22:37,975 --> 00:22:40,059 I took my time with the moving, but now I'm here. 418 00:22:40,094 --> 00:22:41,594 You being...? 419 00:22:41,646 --> 00:22:44,680 Mrs. Edley, of course. 420 00:22:44,732 --> 00:22:46,432 Joy Edley. 421 00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:52,938 So, your marital problems started 422 00:22:52,974 --> 00:22:54,940 about a year ago. Is that correct? 423 00:22:54,976 --> 00:22:56,776 Give or take. 424 00:22:56,828 --> 00:22:59,695 Truth is, Isabella overthinks things. 425 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:01,781 I tell her I want steak for dinner. 426 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:04,784 She thinks I hate her pork chops. 427 00:23:04,786 --> 00:23:08,871 It's just the way she works, always overthinking. 428 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,559 You see two dogs? There's no thinking. 429 00:23:13,594 --> 00:23:18,297 There's no "How are you feeling? What am I feeling?" stuff. 430 00:23:18,299 --> 00:23:20,466 I understand that could seem applicable 431 00:23:20,468 --> 00:23:22,601 if we were nothing more than domesticated dogs. 432 00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:26,138 But aren't we? I mean, really. 433 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:29,975 I'm afraid that's not only an oversimplification 434 00:23:30,027 --> 00:23:31,477 but a dangerous one. 435 00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:33,646 Can I ask you something? 436 00:23:33,648 --> 00:23:35,231 Of course. 437 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:41,487 If you were me, would you be concerned... 438 00:23:41,522 --> 00:23:45,157 with being asked to open up a gorilla exhibit? 439 00:23:47,245 --> 00:23:48,994 I don't think I'm following. 440 00:23:49,046 --> 00:23:50,362 It's why we're here. 441 00:23:50,398 --> 00:23:53,065 I got asked to open a gorilla exhibit at the zoo. 442 00:23:53,101 --> 00:23:57,236 There's that famous ape, Gil the Gorilla...? 443 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,238 I fail to see how this has anything to do 444 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,539 with you and your wife. 445 00:24:00,575 --> 00:24:02,041 I get paid double if she appears with me. 446 00:24:02,076 --> 00:24:06,479 So, she said she'd go to the ape house 447 00:24:06,514 --> 00:24:10,015 if I... agreed to come here. 448 00:24:10,051 --> 00:24:11,851 Mr. Neely... 449 00:24:11,886 --> 00:24:13,786 the only reason I care you're here 450 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:16,856 is because of you and your wife's current sexual situation. 451 00:24:16,924 --> 00:24:20,359 Anything outside of that is not my concern. 452 00:24:20,394 --> 00:24:23,996 Point taken, Doc. 453 00:24:24,031 --> 00:24:26,916 But in the spirit of not pulling punches... 454 00:24:26,951 --> 00:24:29,869 I'm not the one with the problem. 455 00:24:29,921 --> 00:24:31,203 The problem is Al. 456 00:24:31,239 --> 00:24:34,039 He's the lowdown, ass-sniffing dog. 457 00:24:34,091 --> 00:24:37,927 Mrs. Neely, when you asked for our help, 458 00:24:37,962 --> 00:24:40,546 the problem you presented was sexual, 459 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:43,098 but these allegations of infidelity, 460 00:24:43,134 --> 00:24:45,651 they make it more difficult-- "Allegations"? 461 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:47,303 My husband will screw anything 462 00:24:47,388 --> 00:24:49,388 that walks, winks, or sits to pee. 463 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,725 When I was filming "Johnny Reno" with Jane Russell, 464 00:24:52,777 --> 00:24:55,728 I didn't have to buy perfume for eight weeks 465 00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:59,064 'cause whatever she was wearing ended up all over our sheets. 466 00:24:59,116 --> 00:25:01,951 Then there was Natalie Wood when we were shooting "Penelope," 467 00:25:01,986 --> 00:25:03,836 Shelley Winters in "Patch Of Blue"... 468 00:25:03,871 --> 00:25:05,454 - Hell, even you. - I'm sorry? 469 00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,907 You haven't seen the way he's been looking at you? 470 00:25:09,877 --> 00:25:13,996 We have had great success with struggling couples, 471 00:25:14,048 --> 00:25:17,466 but that's only when both partners are committed 472 00:25:17,502 --> 00:25:20,002 to each other and to the program. 473 00:25:20,054 --> 00:25:23,305 I'm committed. We're committed. 474 00:25:23,341 --> 00:25:26,509 When we first met, there wasn't any place we wouldn't make love. 475 00:25:26,561 --> 00:25:29,562 He once had me in a fountain in Rome at 3:00 in the morning. 476 00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:31,180 Sober. 477 00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:34,817 All those coins shifting under my feet... 478 00:25:34,852 --> 00:25:38,354 It was like we were gods, and we could do whatever we pleased. 479 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:40,673 Just the scent of him and I would climax. 480 00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:41,574 But now... 481 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:43,826 Now we can't go out for a burger 482 00:25:43,861 --> 00:25:47,029 without some waitress leaning over his plate 483 00:25:47,081 --> 00:25:49,782 as though her tits were on the menu. 484 00:25:49,817 --> 00:25:53,369 You want to know the real reason that I can't come? 485 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,753 Those other women. 486 00:25:54,789 --> 00:25:57,289 Why does he need them when he has me? 487 00:25:57,291 --> 00:26:00,509 Do you know how many men would give their right arm to have me? 488 00:26:00,545 --> 00:26:01,794 God, and I'm not talking 489 00:26:01,846 --> 00:26:04,179 about the Johnny Lunch buckets of the world, 490 00:26:04,215 --> 00:26:06,966 but princes, leading men, directors. 491 00:26:07,018 --> 00:26:09,051 And yet somehow, I'm the one 492 00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:12,771 who's made to feel like some shriveled, old crone. 493 00:26:12,807 --> 00:26:14,807 I am asking you, right now, 494 00:26:14,809 --> 00:26:18,777 who on God's green earth wouldn't want to fuck this?! 495 00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:23,899 The problem is, she's insane. 496 00:26:23,951 --> 00:26:26,902 I'm not saying this case isn't a challenge... 497 00:26:26,954 --> 00:26:29,521 Landing on the Moon is a challenge. 498 00:26:29,557 --> 00:26:31,490 Virginia, we can't choose cases 499 00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:32,908 based on degree of difficulty. 500 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,159 That's not true. 501 00:26:34,211 --> 00:26:35,995 We've rejected couples in the past. 502 00:26:35,997 --> 00:26:38,330 Based on a wide array of circumstances 503 00:26:38,382 --> 00:26:41,000 outside our expertise, but frigidity is our expertise. 504 00:26:41,002 --> 00:26:44,086 And I feel strongly that there are core problems 505 00:26:44,138 --> 00:26:46,839 between this couple that are beyond our skill set, 506 00:26:46,891 --> 00:26:49,725 meaning our time could be better spent doing anything 507 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,311 rather than going down with this sinking ship. 508 00:26:52,346 --> 00:26:54,930 It is not a good idea to alienate this community 509 00:26:54,982 --> 00:26:56,181 by dumping these patients. 510 00:26:56,183 --> 00:26:57,349 What community? 511 00:26:57,401 --> 00:26:59,852 The one that gets you 50-yard-line tickets? 512 00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:02,087 The community that pays $3,000 513 00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:04,223 for two weeks of our expert advice. 514 00:27:04,258 --> 00:27:05,457 They agreed to that number? 515 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:06,825 Betty's already cashed the check. 516 00:27:09,363 --> 00:27:11,030 I'm not interrupting anything, am I? 517 00:27:11,082 --> 00:27:13,082 - Yes, actually... - Not at all. 518 00:27:13,117 --> 00:27:15,417 Anyway, I'm ready in the exam room. 519 00:27:15,453 --> 00:27:16,869 Virginia, whenever you're ready. 520 00:27:16,921 --> 00:27:19,121 Actually, um, I'll join you two today. 521 00:27:19,173 --> 00:27:22,541 You can... bring me up to speed. 522 00:27:30,351 --> 00:27:35,688 You know, there is one problem I've managed to solve. 523 00:27:35,723 --> 00:27:39,458 Chancery Park Plaza Hotel. 9:00. 524 00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:44,897 Dr. and Mrs. Holden have returned after a long absence. 525 00:27:50,705 --> 00:27:51,570 All right. 526 00:27:51,622 --> 00:27:53,155 I'm going to take another reading. 527 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,324 You gonna make me keep pedaling until I pass out? 528 00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:57,493 We need as much sweat as we can gather, Lester. 529 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,745 It's suspected human pheromones are secreted 530 00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:02,464 via perspiration by way of the sweat glands, in the armpits-- 531 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:03,716 I know that's a theory. 532 00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:04,917 I wasn't aware 533 00:28:04,969 --> 00:28:06,585 there was empirical evidence to support it. 534 00:28:06,637 --> 00:28:07,720 We're working on it. 535 00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,254 Are we? 536 00:28:09,256 --> 00:28:12,758 But the work we've done so far is more or less theoretical? 537 00:28:12,810 --> 00:28:15,160 More or less. 538 00:28:15,196 --> 00:28:16,729 Look, I've made a fortune 539 00:28:16,764 --> 00:28:19,848 covering unpleasant smells with lemon and perfume, 540 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:22,868 but I have no idea how to market the smell of... 541 00:28:22,903 --> 00:28:24,820 - Stink. - Well, actually, 542 00:28:24,855 --> 00:28:26,822 what we're smelling is Lester's bacteria. 543 00:28:26,907 --> 00:28:28,107 That's what's giving off 544 00:28:28,109 --> 00:28:30,209 this unpleasant high school locker-room tang. 545 00:28:30,244 --> 00:28:31,610 You're welcome. 546 00:28:31,662 --> 00:28:34,496 And what we'll be experimenting with, hopefully, 547 00:28:34,532 --> 00:28:35,831 is the subliminal scent. 548 00:28:35,866 --> 00:28:37,199 The smell behind the stink. 549 00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:40,002 The holy grail of attraction. 550 00:28:40,037 --> 00:28:42,538 Or... 551 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,540 we can call it a "love potion." 552 00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:48,160 Exactly. Better loving through chemistry. 553 00:28:48,195 --> 00:28:50,095 Although I'd hardly call it chemistry. 554 00:28:50,131 --> 00:28:51,597 What would you call it, then? 555 00:28:51,632 --> 00:28:56,602 A trick, essentially. I mean, isn't it a trick? 556 00:28:56,637 --> 00:28:58,470 You're trying to manipulate a person 557 00:28:58,472 --> 00:28:59,972 into feeling a sexual attraction 558 00:29:00,024 --> 00:29:02,357 for someone whom they might not, in actual fact, 559 00:29:02,393 --> 00:29:03,525 be attracted to at all. 560 00:29:03,561 --> 00:29:04,643 Or you could say 561 00:29:04,645 --> 00:29:06,645 I'm developing a product customers want. 562 00:29:06,697 --> 00:29:07,780 I doubt many customers 563 00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:09,198 want to be duped into falling in love. 564 00:29:09,283 --> 00:29:11,984 I think what we all want is to uncover 565 00:29:11,986 --> 00:29:15,254 the essential link between scent and human sexual response. 566 00:29:15,289 --> 00:29:17,372 Well, that might be what we're interested in, 567 00:29:17,408 --> 00:29:19,742 Virginia, because our work is the work of scientific inquiry, 568 00:29:19,794 --> 00:29:22,428 but I think Mr. Logan has other interests. 569 00:29:22,463 --> 00:29:23,746 Yes. Yes, I do. 570 00:29:23,798 --> 00:29:26,381 I want to take nature's guidelines for pointing us 571 00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:29,268 to the right mate and simply give it a little boost. 572 00:29:29,303 --> 00:29:30,919 Nature doesn't need a little boost. 573 00:29:30,971 --> 00:29:32,471 Nature can always be improved upon. 574 00:29:32,506 --> 00:29:34,590 Well, she's done just fine for millennia 575 00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:36,308 without the interference of salesmen. 576 00:29:36,343 --> 00:29:37,676 She came up with polio, 577 00:29:37,678 --> 00:29:39,895 and science didn't have a problem interfering with that. 578 00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:43,482 I think that by taking our science 579 00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:46,985 and combining it with Mr. Logan's commerce, 580 00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:50,622 what we're really doing here is creating a happy marriage. 581 00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:51,990 I think I'm having a stroke. 582 00:29:53,911 --> 00:29:58,280 So what you might do in a short-yardage situation, 583 00:29:58,332 --> 00:30:00,532 the quarterback takes the snap 584 00:30:00,584 --> 00:30:05,704 and then dives ahead while the line charges forward. 585 00:30:05,756 --> 00:30:07,506 Okay? 586 00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:10,793 Now, there's not usually much yardage gained like that, 587 00:30:10,845 --> 00:30:13,929 but Dennis did manage to get 7 yards out of it yesterday... 588 00:30:13,964 --> 00:30:15,314 Where have you been, Lib? 589 00:30:15,349 --> 00:30:17,115 I'm due back at work in an hour. 590 00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:20,285 Oh, I had to drop Jenny off at her friend Karen's. 591 00:30:20,321 --> 00:30:22,638 Her mother was running late. 592 00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:23,555 Hi, you. 593 00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:25,057 What are you two up to? 594 00:30:25,109 --> 00:30:27,392 I was just showing Johnny 595 00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:30,979 how a quarterback sneak works. 596 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,198 Are you playing quarterback now? 597 00:30:33,234 --> 00:30:35,951 Um, something Dennis did in the game yesterday. 598 00:30:35,986 --> 00:30:38,237 Dennis...? 599 00:30:38,289 --> 00:30:39,838 Dennis Daughtry. 600 00:30:39,874 --> 00:30:42,741 The boy playing quarterback yesterday 601 00:30:42,743 --> 00:30:44,076 was Dennis Daughtry? 602 00:30:44,128 --> 00:30:47,212 I had no idea he was on the team. 603 00:30:47,248 --> 00:30:48,947 Sure talked to him long enough. 604 00:30:48,983 --> 00:30:52,718 Well, you're on the same side now. 605 00:30:52,753 --> 00:30:55,137 And I want it to go well. 606 00:30:55,172 --> 00:30:57,089 I'm gonna go read. 607 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:02,561 It'll be all right. 608 00:31:02,596 --> 00:31:04,930 I'll be there to make sure it is. 609 00:31:35,629 --> 00:31:36,795 Good evening. 610 00:31:36,847 --> 00:31:39,681 Good evening, Dr. Masters. 611 00:31:39,717 --> 00:31:41,016 I would just like to say 612 00:31:41,051 --> 00:31:43,802 that we are very honored to have you at our hotel. 613 00:31:43,804 --> 00:31:47,139 The wife brought home your book and just having it in the house 614 00:31:47,141 --> 00:31:50,225 has put some real pizzazz into things. 615 00:31:50,277 --> 00:31:53,278 And Mrs. Johnson is with you. 616 00:31:53,314 --> 00:31:54,696 Oh, lovely. 617 00:31:54,732 --> 00:31:57,816 So, how can I be of assistance? 618 00:31:57,818 --> 00:32:00,452 Mrs. Johnson and I are... 619 00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:04,823 uh, on our way to a symposium. 620 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:08,160 We need to pay for our drinks. We can't locate a waiter. 621 00:32:08,212 --> 00:32:09,628 Consider it taken care of. 622 00:32:09,663 --> 00:32:12,331 Thank you. That's very generous. 623 00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:27,262 We can't stay here. 624 00:32:27,314 --> 00:32:28,814 He recognized us? 625 00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:37,990 Well... Where do we go now? 626 00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:46,398 Well, I have to hand it to you, Virginia. 627 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:50,435 You've turned this into a very pleasant and inviting-- 628 00:32:50,471 --> 00:32:53,672 Lab. 629 00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:55,140 It is a lab, Bill. 630 00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:58,377 Far cry from silk sheets and room service. 631 00:32:58,412 --> 00:33:00,178 All right, but... 632 00:33:00,214 --> 00:33:04,182 hotels are out since the book has now made us recognizable. 633 00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:06,518 We can't use your house because your parents appear 634 00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:08,270 to have taken up permanent residence. 635 00:33:08,355 --> 00:33:11,273 I guess there's always the car. 636 00:33:11,308 --> 00:33:13,725 You know, the point of this evening 637 00:33:13,777 --> 00:33:16,895 was not to make you sigh-- in despair, anyway. 638 00:33:16,897 --> 00:33:20,782 It's like we've been forced back to ground zero. 639 00:33:20,818 --> 00:33:23,735 Another version of the Wash U lab where we first had sex. 640 00:33:23,787 --> 00:33:26,705 "Ground zero" makes it sound unnecessarily grim. 641 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:29,324 Starting a relationship in a lab 642 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:31,076 is hardly a proper courtship. 643 00:33:31,128 --> 00:33:35,330 We had a courtship. We did. 644 00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:40,619 Unorthodox, by most standards, but we definitely had one. 645 00:33:40,654 --> 00:33:42,187 We had a negotiation. 646 00:33:42,222 --> 00:33:47,426 And then we hooked ourselves up to wires 647 00:33:47,428 --> 00:33:52,597 while we talked each other through the stages of arousal. 648 00:33:52,649 --> 00:33:56,268 Nature was not why we got together, Bill. 649 00:33:56,353 --> 00:33:58,320 Work was. 650 00:33:58,355 --> 00:34:04,910 Well, I can assure you that nature played a part. 651 00:34:05,979 --> 00:34:08,830 Yes, but do you ever... 652 00:34:08,866 --> 00:34:11,616 Do you ever wonder what it might've been like 653 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:13,201 if we had met differently? 654 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:17,622 At a dinner party, 655 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:20,292 sitting on opposite ends of the table... 656 00:34:20,344 --> 00:34:23,962 And how, if the whole evening, people were talking to us, 657 00:34:24,014 --> 00:34:26,264 but we were only half listening 658 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:29,101 because we were drawn to each other. 659 00:34:29,136 --> 00:34:31,970 That's not a courtship. 660 00:34:31,972 --> 00:34:35,690 That's a schoolgirl fantasy. 661 00:34:35,726 --> 00:34:38,360 Besides, I think it's unfair 662 00:34:38,395 --> 00:34:41,897 that romantic circumstances alone 663 00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:44,616 define what is considered a natural courtship. 664 00:34:44,651 --> 00:34:46,260 Let's be honest, Bill. 665 00:34:46,261 --> 00:34:50,662 What we had was about as natural as two amoeba in a Petri dish. 666 00:35:00,558 --> 00:35:02,128 Tessie... 667 00:35:04,008 --> 00:35:05,729 Your hair looks like... 668 00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:08,556 It exploded? I know. 669 00:35:08,558 --> 00:35:10,724 Grandma. 670 00:35:10,726 --> 00:35:12,610 The hair spray's making me nauseous. 671 00:35:12,645 --> 00:35:15,112 Well, then you should wash it out, honey. 672 00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:16,230 I don't know. 673 00:35:16,232 --> 00:35:17,898 This whole thing seems so important to her. 674 00:35:17,934 --> 00:35:19,817 My goodness, Mary Virginia, 675 00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:21,785 the hours you keep 676 00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:23,787 I thought Tessa was exaggerating, 677 00:35:23,823 --> 00:35:25,005 but apparently not. 678 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:31,245 I'm just wondering if Bill kept you out so late. 679 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:32,880 Because if that's so, then may-- 680 00:35:32,915 --> 00:35:35,833 How dare you give Tessa that preposterous hairdo. 681 00:35:35,885 --> 00:35:37,351 What did you tell her? 682 00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:39,587 That she looks pretty-- prettier? 683 00:35:39,622 --> 00:35:41,055 I think she does look pretty. 684 00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:42,856 She looks like a stovetop scrubber. 685 00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:44,258 She looks like Miss America. 686 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,726 And what's wrong with that? 687 00:35:45,761 --> 00:35:48,613 You certainly were one for the pageants back in the day. 688 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:51,361 Don't talk to me about those pageants. I hated those pageants. 689 00:35:51,368 --> 00:35:53,835 Well, if that's how you choose to remember it, fine. 690 00:35:53,837 --> 00:35:55,170 All I'm doing is trying to have 691 00:35:55,172 --> 00:35:56,888 a relationship with my granddaughter, 692 00:35:56,924 --> 00:35:58,590 which is what that girl really needs. 693 00:35:59,342 --> 00:36:01,008 That's why I'm here, honey. 694 00:36:01,044 --> 00:36:03,878 I'm here to take care of you and Tessa and-- 695 00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:06,380 But you don't take care of me! 696 00:36:06,382 --> 00:36:08,633 You belittle me! And you criticize me! 697 00:36:08,685 --> 00:36:09,884 You know what? 698 00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:12,470 Whether you like it or not, I am your mother. 699 00:36:12,522 --> 00:36:15,022 And Tessa is our chance to finally get this right. 700 00:36:15,058 --> 00:36:17,191 Don't you bring Tessa into this. 701 00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:18,559 You don't mean that. 702 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,895 I have never meant anything more. 703 00:36:25,235 --> 00:36:26,734 Mm. 704 00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:35,060 Don't you know 705 00:36:35,112 --> 00:36:38,897 that all I've ever wanted was... your approval? 706 00:36:42,402 --> 00:36:48,456 For you to just be proud of me with no strings attached? 707 00:36:48,492 --> 00:36:52,377 But you can't do it, can you?! 708 00:36:55,165 --> 00:36:58,500 That's fine. 709 00:36:58,552 --> 00:37:00,802 Because it's too late for us, 710 00:37:00,837 --> 00:37:04,973 but I will not let you take my daughter and twist her 711 00:37:05,008 --> 00:37:08,760 into some version of herself that she will come to loathe. 712 00:37:08,812 --> 00:37:13,898 Oh. I make you feel horrible? 713 00:37:13,934 --> 00:37:17,519 Isn't that a little bit like blaming the messenger, hmm? 714 00:37:17,554 --> 00:37:20,121 I can love you, Mary Virginia, 715 00:37:20,157 --> 00:37:23,525 and I can still tell you the truth. 716 00:37:23,577 --> 00:37:25,860 Why is it you can't hear it? 717 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,950 It's a small leak, but it's steady. 718 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,201 Uh-huh. 719 00:37:33,236 --> 00:37:35,036 Do you want some coffee? I just made some. 720 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:36,788 I'm good, thanks. 721 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,039 It's funny. 722 00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:40,959 For years, I've been making coffee for two, 723 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:43,962 and I haven't quite mastered the half pot. 724 00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:45,347 Seems obvious, you know? 725 00:37:45,382 --> 00:37:47,098 Half the water, half the coffee, 726 00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:50,518 and yet it's either too weak or too bitter. 727 00:37:50,554 --> 00:37:55,533 Yet somehow the highlight of my day is this kitchen table, 728 00:37:55,534 --> 00:37:58,412 this chair and that first sip. 729 00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:00,869 Washer's bent. 730 00:38:00,870 --> 00:38:04,622 Yeah, I'm gonna have to grab another one from dowtairs. 731 00:38:04,674 --> 00:38:07,374 So, you and the hubby are split, then? 732 00:38:07,376 --> 00:38:11,712 Uh... yeah, I'm, uh... I'm afraid so. 733 00:38:11,714 --> 00:38:13,514 Yeah? You have any kids? 734 00:38:13,549 --> 00:38:16,550 Um, yeah. 735 00:38:16,552 --> 00:38:19,320 I do. I have three beautiful children. 736 00:38:19,355 --> 00:38:21,605 Yeah, that's what I most regret about my divorce-- 737 00:38:21,641 --> 00:38:23,724 what happened with my kids. 738 00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:28,649 Nothing bad is gonna happen to my kids. 739 00:38:28,865 --> 00:38:31,431 I have made sure of it. 740 00:38:31,432 --> 00:38:33,357 Well, you are a miracle worker then. 741 00:38:33,954 --> 00:38:37,288 Oh, yeah. I checked up on your lease, 742 00:38:37,324 --> 00:38:40,041 and you're paid up for six months, so... 743 00:38:40,076 --> 00:38:43,912 enjoy your stay here... Mrs. Edley. 744 00:38:58,867 --> 00:39:02,360 You need to re-do these forms, Mr. Neely. 745 00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:06,647 Your one-word, perfunctory answers are not going to cut it. 746 00:39:07,772 --> 00:39:10,773 I was never very good with tests. 747 00:39:10,775 --> 00:39:13,976 Always got distracted by girls like you. 748 00:39:14,012 --> 00:39:15,778 Right. 749 00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:18,114 Start with number 12, please. 750 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,390 Mmh. 751 00:39:21,391 --> 00:39:24,060 What form of contraception have you used? 752 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:25,417 You wrote "Television". 753 00:39:25,423 --> 00:39:27,323 Always 100% effective. 754 00:39:27,675 --> 00:39:32,162 I will be back to collect your answers shortly. 755 00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:39,970 It's warm. 756 00:39:39,971 --> 00:39:43,222 Well, we find it makes penetration easier. 757 00:39:43,223 --> 00:39:46,153 And you watch? From behind the glass? 758 00:39:46,188 --> 00:39:47,310 I do. 759 00:39:47,312 --> 00:39:50,112 We just want to rule out any physical problems 760 00:39:50,148 --> 00:39:53,065 that may be preventing you from achieving orgasm. 761 00:39:55,703 --> 00:39:59,388 Then I guess I'll just wait for you to yell, "Action." 762 00:39:59,424 --> 00:40:01,900 Good. Let's get started. 763 00:40:05,901 --> 00:40:07,261 Anything? 764 00:40:07,262 --> 00:40:09,668 Thoughts? Feelings? 765 00:40:10,218 --> 00:40:13,169 I need to pick up some tide on my way home? 766 00:40:13,221 --> 00:40:16,139 You're sure? No arousal or...? 767 00:40:16,174 --> 00:40:18,341 Sorry. 768 00:40:18,343 --> 00:40:20,844 Smells like my old boyfriend's hamper. 769 00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:23,680 All right. Thank you, Beth. 770 00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:26,015 Lester's sweat strikes out again. 771 00:40:26,017 --> 00:40:27,517 I'm starting to lose hope. 772 00:40:27,569 --> 00:40:30,687 Well, I wouldn't yet. 773 00:40:33,024 --> 00:40:34,491 See these spikes? 774 00:40:34,526 --> 00:40:36,075 Mm-hmm. 775 00:40:36,111 --> 00:40:37,475 Her mouth's saying, "No," 776 00:40:37,574 --> 00:40:40,831 but her vagina says, "Yes." 777 00:40:47,832 --> 00:40:49,874 How did I do? 778 00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:55,024 You achieved orgasm at 54 seconds. 779 00:40:55,025 --> 00:40:57,056 54 seconds? 780 00:40:57,057 --> 00:41:01,169 So I'm not frigid after all? 781 00:41:12,327 --> 00:41:15,953 Skin flush, blotches apparent on the neck and back, 782 00:41:15,954 --> 00:41:17,454 nipples erect and 783 00:41:17,569 --> 00:41:19,569 the beginnings of vaginal lubrication. 784 00:41:19,621 --> 00:41:21,571 Yet they all insist that they're not aroused, 785 00:41:21,623 --> 00:41:23,239 that they find Lester's smell repugnant. 786 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:25,074 There's something in that stinky sweat 787 00:41:25,126 --> 00:41:26,459 that keeps drawing these women in. 788 00:41:26,494 --> 00:41:27,627 Mm. 789 00:41:27,662 --> 00:41:30,663 Obviously, being alone in here, 790 00:41:30,715 --> 00:41:32,081 minus distractions, 791 00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:35,718 allowed you to relax, let nature take its course. 792 00:41:35,754 --> 00:41:39,922 You are leaving out one very attentive... 793 00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:42,692 and handsome variable. 794 00:41:42,727 --> 00:41:46,229 Uh... 795 00:41:46,264 --> 00:41:52,935 that, uh... "Variable" is what's commonly known as transference. 796 00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:55,655 It's a perfectly normal phenomenon that can occur 797 00:41:55,690 --> 00:41:58,324 during the course of a therapeutic relationship. 798 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,694 Rest assured, what you felt can easily be explained by science. 799 00:42:01,746 --> 00:42:04,831 Dr. Masters... 800 00:42:04,866 --> 00:42:09,369 what you call science, most would call chemistry. 801 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,374 You feel that? Not bad, though, right? 802 00:42:14,426 --> 00:42:15,591 You can move it. 803 00:42:15,627 --> 00:42:17,510 Johnny, what happened? 804 00:42:17,545 --> 00:42:19,178 Well, the game ended, and you weren't there, 805 00:42:19,214 --> 00:42:20,296 so I took Johnny home myself. 806 00:42:20,298 --> 00:42:21,631 But what happened to his leg? 807 00:42:21,633 --> 00:42:23,132 He just ended up on the wrong end of a pile-up. 808 00:42:23,184 --> 00:42:24,517 He strained his ankle is all. He's fine. 809 00:42:24,552 --> 00:42:26,102 Got two tackles today, mom. 810 00:42:26,137 --> 00:42:27,270 You missed it. 811 00:42:27,305 --> 00:42:28,855 Two tackles, and now you're hurt. 812 00:42:28,890 --> 00:42:30,807 - Where is your father? - He missed it, too. 813 00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:31,941 Apparently, Bill had to work, 814 00:42:31,976 --> 00:42:33,393 so I was coaching alone today. 815 00:42:33,445 --> 00:42:34,811 So no one was paying attention when Johnny got hurt? 816 00:42:34,863 --> 00:42:36,079 It's a contact sport, Libby. 817 00:42:36,114 --> 00:42:37,230 It's how it works. 818 00:42:37,282 --> 00:42:39,399 Here, stand up, Johnny. He's all right. 819 00:42:39,451 --> 00:42:40,583 I'm fine. 820 00:42:40,618 --> 00:42:42,819 There, see? He's fine. 821 00:42:42,871 --> 00:42:43,953 It's just a bruise-- 822 00:42:43,988 --> 00:42:45,405 He's not fine! He is limping! 823 00:42:45,457 --> 00:42:46,622 And soon, he won't be. 824 00:42:46,658 --> 00:42:48,041 I'm gonna have a doctor look at him. 825 00:42:48,076 --> 00:42:49,325 Libby, he doesn't need a doctor. 826 00:42:49,377 --> 00:42:50,460 He just needs to walk it off, 827 00:42:50,495 --> 00:42:51,544 and tomorrow morning, he'll be fine. 828 00:42:51,579 --> 00:42:53,496 Mom, I'm okay. 829 00:42:53,548 --> 00:42:56,065 That's it. There is no more football. 830 00:42:56,101 --> 00:42:57,500 But I have a game tomorrow. 831 00:42:57,535 --> 00:42:58,501 And you won't be in it. 832 00:42:58,503 --> 00:42:59,569 You are retiring, starting now. 833 00:43:01,072 --> 00:43:02,472 Why are you looking at Coach Edley? 834 00:43:02,507 --> 00:43:03,639 Because I want to play. 835 00:43:03,675 --> 00:43:04,924 And I am your mother, 836 00:43:04,976 --> 00:43:06,259 and I am telling you, you are done with playing. 837 00:43:06,311 --> 00:43:09,762 Uh, Johnny, why don't you go get cleaned up, 838 00:43:09,814 --> 00:43:11,848 give your mom and me a moment? 839 00:43:18,356 --> 00:43:19,655 Can I be honest, Libby? 840 00:43:19,691 --> 00:43:21,657 You can't smother a boy like that. 841 00:43:21,693 --> 00:43:24,026 And I'm sure Bill would agree. 842 00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:26,529 Oh, so now you and Bill both think 843 00:43:26,531 --> 00:43:28,197 that I am "smothering" my son. 844 00:43:28,249 --> 00:43:29,582 Well, he did mention 845 00:43:29,617 --> 00:43:31,033 that you weren't keen on Johnny joining the team. 846 00:43:31,035 --> 00:43:32,118 But it's good for him. 847 00:43:32,170 --> 00:43:33,953 And I'll tell you what's not good for him 848 00:43:34,038 --> 00:43:35,788 is you yanking him away from the game, 849 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,174 depriving him of the chance to work through the pain, 850 00:43:38,209 --> 00:43:40,710 to learn how to be a man instead of you mollycoddling him. 851 00:43:40,712 --> 00:43:43,930 Oh. You don't believe in mollycoddling. 852 00:43:43,965 --> 00:43:45,298 No, I absolutely do not, 853 00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:47,216 and I strongly urge you to change your position here. 854 00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:48,634 So you think everyone 855 00:43:48,686 --> 00:43:50,386 should just take their medicine straight, is that it? 856 00:43:50,388 --> 00:43:53,439 Or is my "mollycoddling" you the exception? 857 00:43:53,475 --> 00:43:55,892 Me? What do I have to do with any of this? 858 00:43:55,944 --> 00:43:58,778 I'm talking about your wife, how she was drowning, 859 00:43:58,813 --> 00:44:01,097 how suffocated she felt by your life together-- 860 00:44:01,132 --> 00:44:03,032 how unhappy she was. 861 00:44:03,067 --> 00:44:05,485 Libby, if this is some sort of-- 862 00:44:05,537 --> 00:44:08,571 Joy had an apartment. She was one foot out the door. 863 00:44:08,573 --> 00:44:12,208 As far as she was concerned, your marriage was over. 864 00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:15,244 There. 865 00:44:15,296 --> 00:44:18,581 No more mollycoddling for anyone. 866 00:44:34,065 --> 00:44:35,164 Paul... 867 00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:45,358 Mrs. Johnson and I have been talking, 868 00:44:45,410 --> 00:44:48,911 and we have pinpointed some possible impediments 869 00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:50,329 to your treatment here. 870 00:44:50,365 --> 00:44:52,448 Infidelity, for starters. 871 00:44:52,450 --> 00:44:56,285 A certain lack of commitment to our process. 872 00:44:56,337 --> 00:44:59,922 A propensity on both your parts to focus on others 873 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:02,191 as potential romantic attachments. 874 00:45:02,227 --> 00:45:05,127 We're public figures. We're paid to be charming. 875 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:06,679 That doesn't mean 876 00:45:06,714 --> 00:45:08,681 we're not committed to fixing our marriage. 877 00:45:08,716 --> 00:45:11,133 All right. 878 00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:16,806 Let's talk about one particular question on our intake forms. 879 00:45:16,858 --> 00:45:21,611 "What attracted you most to your spouse when you first met?" 880 00:45:21,646 --> 00:45:23,646 What did you write for that, Mrs. Neely? 881 00:45:23,648 --> 00:45:31,070 That I was attracted by Al's smile and body and... 882 00:45:31,155 --> 00:45:33,829 the way he came up to me at the Brown derby-- 883 00:45:33,943 --> 00:45:38,928 didn't even know me-- and said, "I want you." 884 00:45:38,963 --> 00:45:42,098 And how did you answer that question, Mr. Neely? 885 00:45:43,868 --> 00:45:46,302 I don't know. Probably some smart-ass answer. 886 00:45:46,337 --> 00:45:48,271 That's what I thought, too. 887 00:45:48,306 --> 00:45:52,174 At first. But then I reread it. 888 00:45:52,176 --> 00:45:54,176 "What attracted you most?" 889 00:45:54,178 --> 00:45:57,179 And you wrote, "She was 20 feet tall." 890 00:45:57,232 --> 00:46:02,184 I told you. It's a smart-ass answer. 891 00:46:02,186 --> 00:46:04,253 But what did that even mean? 892 00:46:04,289 --> 00:46:06,556 Nothing. 893 00:46:06,591 --> 00:46:08,991 Just... 894 00:46:09,027 --> 00:46:11,994 the first time I met Isabella... 895 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:18,334 I was sitting in a dark theater with a bunch of other men... 896 00:46:18,369 --> 00:46:23,539 watching... lusting... 897 00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:28,761 knowing that was as close as they'd ever get to her. 898 00:46:28,796 --> 00:46:33,316 But for me, Isabella was within reach. 899 00:46:33,351 --> 00:46:38,054 I knew that woman up there on that screen, 900 00:46:38,106 --> 00:46:41,023 on all those magazine covers... 901 00:46:41,059 --> 00:46:43,893 the one that did Perry Como... 902 00:46:43,895 --> 00:46:46,362 I knew she didn't have to vanish when the lights went up. 903 00:46:46,397 --> 00:46:49,231 I could have her. 904 00:46:49,284 --> 00:46:53,819 Al, I was more than some... conquest. 905 00:46:53,871 --> 00:46:56,072 I felt it. I was there, too. 906 00:46:56,124 --> 00:46:59,041 And that first night at the derby, 907 00:46:59,077 --> 00:47:03,179 all I wanted was to have you right then and there. 908 00:47:03,214 --> 00:47:05,631 Yes, that's how I felt, too. 909 00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:07,850 And then what happened? 910 00:47:11,172 --> 00:47:17,510 After we'd... been together awhile... 911 00:47:17,562 --> 00:47:24,900 I started thinking about... that woman up on the screen... 912 00:47:24,936 --> 00:47:31,490 wishing that I had her... 913 00:47:31,526 --> 00:47:34,577 and not the real version sitting beside me. 914 00:47:34,612 --> 00:47:36,996 Al... 915 00:47:37,031 --> 00:47:39,749 why are you being so cruel? 916 00:47:39,784 --> 00:47:44,754 What's cruel... 917 00:47:44,789 --> 00:47:47,490 is that I never told you that. 918 00:47:56,634 --> 00:47:58,200 Well, you were right. 919 00:47:58,236 --> 00:48:00,503 They were doomed the moment they came in. 920 00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:21,824 You've got to be kidding me. 921 00:48:21,876 --> 00:48:23,492 Why not in an elevator? 922 00:48:23,528 --> 00:48:24,877 Or in a car? 923 00:48:24,912 --> 00:48:26,996 Or in the middle of a damn field, if we feel like it... 924 00:48:27,048 --> 00:48:29,832 Do you feel like it? After that? 925 00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:34,053 None of this would be an issue 926 00:48:34,088 --> 00:48:36,005 if you'd just ask your parents to leave. 927 00:48:36,057 --> 00:48:38,841 I did. They'll be gone by tomorrow. 928 00:48:40,928 --> 00:48:43,763 Look, wait. It wasn't just work. 929 00:48:43,815 --> 00:48:48,184 Your dinner? The crowded table? 930 00:48:48,186 --> 00:48:50,903 The intoxicating conversation? We had that. 931 00:48:52,857 --> 00:48:57,743 The moment you walked into my office. 932 00:48:57,779 --> 00:49:02,732 I will never forget the first time I ever saw you, Virginia. 933 00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:06,202 I was standing by the elevator in Maternity. 934 00:49:06,204 --> 00:49:09,955 And I turned, and there you were... 935 00:49:10,007 --> 00:49:12,308 behind the glass. 936 00:49:12,343 --> 00:49:17,046 And, granted, we were surrounded by patients and secretaries 937 00:49:17,098 --> 00:49:21,383 and the hospital loud speaker squawking down the hall, 938 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:25,054 but just to dismiss that as only work... 939 00:49:25,106 --> 00:49:30,226 Well, that's a fairy tale, too. 940 00:49:30,278 --> 00:49:34,230 We would have found each other at that party. 941 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:36,398 We would have stayed by each other's side. 942 00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:39,034 We would have found a way to see each other again. 943 00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:47,576 Maybe we would have. 944 00:49:52,583 --> 00:49:58,053 But then again, we'll never know. 945 00:50:11,102 --> 00:50:12,768 I should warn you... 946 00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:16,689 your husband is waiting in your apartment. 947 00:50:16,741 --> 00:50:19,024 Thank you. 948 00:50:46,604 --> 00:50:49,171 Come on. Go past-- 949 00:50:56,848 --> 00:51:00,616 Dennis? What are you... 950 00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:04,153 - It's after 9:00. - I know. 951 00:51:04,205 --> 00:51:08,741 I was just... wondering why you didn't coach today. 952 00:51:08,793 --> 00:51:10,259 You didn't quit, did you? 953 00:51:10,294 --> 00:51:13,412 No. No, I-- I didn't quit. 954 00:51:13,464 --> 00:51:14,630 Does your mother know you're here? 955 00:51:14,665 --> 00:51:16,165 My mom's out. 956 00:51:16,217 --> 00:51:18,751 Is she working? 957 00:51:18,803 --> 00:51:20,219 Just out. 958 00:51:20,254 --> 00:51:24,139 Uh, I'm, uh, watching the game. 959 00:51:24,175 --> 00:51:25,374 You want to come in? 960 00:51:29,263 --> 00:51:31,180 And you can give me my football. 961 00:51:46,197 --> 00:51:48,197 Well, I thought you'd left. 962 00:51:48,199 --> 00:51:49,365 I had. 963 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:51,200 But then I-- I remembered-- 964 00:51:51,252 --> 00:51:53,752 You remembered we had a good day 965 00:51:53,788 --> 00:51:55,537 and made some real progress. 966 00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:00,926 Well, we're not quite there yet. 967 00:52:00,962 --> 00:52:03,245 That was a very small sampling. 968 00:52:03,281 --> 00:52:09,551 To the love potion inside sweat that makes poets write, 969 00:52:09,553 --> 00:52:12,221 artists paint, and turns a walk in the dark 970 00:52:12,223 --> 00:52:13,689 into a moonlight stroll. 971 00:52:13,724 --> 00:52:16,475 Are you hearing the zing of your heartstrings? 972 00:52:16,527 --> 00:52:17,893 Not exactly. 973 00:52:19,063 --> 00:52:20,696 But then again, 974 00:52:20,731 --> 00:52:23,399 I'm not wired up to monitoring equipment, 975 00:52:23,401 --> 00:52:25,367 so perhaps I am feeling something 976 00:52:25,403 --> 00:52:26,568 but I'm just unaware. 977 00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:29,071 You never wired yourself up, you and Bill? 978 00:52:30,908 --> 00:52:33,909 No. We never wired ourselves. 979 00:52:33,961 --> 00:52:35,077 Mm. 980 00:52:35,112 --> 00:52:37,212 Then let's do a little experiment. 981 00:52:37,248 --> 00:52:39,214 What kind of experiment? 982 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:41,917 Well, I'm still having a hard time believing 983 00:52:41,919 --> 00:52:44,086 that a person's body can respond sexually 984 00:52:44,138 --> 00:52:45,554 without the person knowing. 985 00:52:45,589 --> 00:52:47,756 We're not moths. 986 00:52:47,808 --> 00:52:52,594 Maybe people need to be inches away from each other, 987 00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:55,130 which is why God invented dancing. 988 00:52:59,353 --> 00:53:01,020 This is hardly an experiment 989 00:53:01,072 --> 00:53:03,906 that would stand up to any scientific standard. 990 00:53:03,941 --> 00:53:07,326 It's a good thing I'm not a scientist. 991 00:53:07,361 --> 00:53:10,779 But do you feel anything? 992 00:53:10,781 --> 00:53:14,116 Any kind of, as you would say, physiological response? 993 00:53:14,151 --> 00:53:16,618 I don't. 994 00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:19,338 Mm. Me neither. 995 00:53:19,373 --> 00:53:23,292 But then again... 996 00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:25,761 it's just what's happening on the surface. 997 00:53:25,796 --> 00:53:28,130 As we learned today, we don't really know 998 00:53:28,182 --> 00:53:31,517 what's happening in the... nether regions. 999 00:53:31,552 --> 00:53:33,218 Is that your technical term? 1000 00:53:33,270 --> 00:53:34,853 Your pudenda. 1001 00:53:34,889 --> 00:53:37,139 No, that's too technical. 1002 00:53:37,191 --> 00:53:41,210 It's really nice to see you laugh, Virginia. 1003 00:53:47,234 --> 00:53:49,651 You still don't feel anything? 1004 00:53:49,653 --> 00:53:52,371 No. 1005 00:53:52,406 --> 00:53:55,624 Mm. 1006 00:53:55,659 --> 00:53:58,410 Still? 1007 00:54:01,298 --> 00:54:03,048 Still nothing. 1008 00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:13,592 1933 football stars set, mint condition. 1009 00:54:13,644 --> 00:54:17,012 Took me two years to put together the whole collection. 1010 00:54:17,064 --> 00:54:18,597 That is so cool. 1011 00:54:18,649 --> 00:54:21,433 I got a half collection from '64 somewhere. 1012 00:54:21,485 --> 00:54:22,851 Yeah? 1013 00:54:22,903 --> 00:54:27,256 Things get lost a lot at my house. 1014 00:54:27,324 --> 00:54:29,241 You know, I'll tell you what. 1015 00:54:29,326 --> 00:54:33,445 You, uh... you pick out any card you like, 1016 00:54:33,497 --> 00:54:36,498 and, uh... just give me the stats, 1017 00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:40,169 and I will give you a quarter for any one I don't get. 1018 00:54:40,204 --> 00:54:43,922 Okay, go ahead. Any one you like. 1019 00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:47,292 Just the stats. 1020 00:54:47,344 --> 00:54:48,927 - You got one? - Yes. 1021 00:54:48,963 --> 00:54:50,796 Go ahead. 1022 00:54:50,848 --> 00:54:54,149 1932, four touchdowns... 1023 00:55:37,144 --> 00:55:41,396 Tessa... it's almost midnight. 1024 00:55:41,432 --> 00:55:43,015 Unless we're in different time zones, 1025 00:55:43,067 --> 00:55:44,099 it's midnight for you, too. 1026 00:55:44,135 --> 00:55:46,468 Yes, but I'm not up by choice. 1027 00:55:46,504 --> 00:55:47,369 I had to work. 1028 00:55:47,404 --> 00:55:49,705 I like your hair. 1029 00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:52,941 Took four washes and a bottle of mayonnaise, 1030 00:55:52,943 --> 00:55:54,710 but I got it back to normal. 1031 00:55:54,745 --> 00:55:56,945 Well, you look pretty. 1032 00:55:56,981 --> 00:55:58,814 You-- you look like you. 1033 00:56:02,219 --> 00:56:04,670 What are you reading? 1034 00:56:04,705 --> 00:56:07,339 There's a really interesting article 1035 00:56:07,374 --> 00:56:10,626 in "Teen Society" this month that I wanted to show you. 1036 00:56:10,628 --> 00:56:14,546 Oh? What's it about? 1037 00:56:14,598 --> 00:56:16,465 Well, I, um... 1038 00:56:21,472 --> 00:56:23,689 It's nothing important. 1039 00:56:23,724 --> 00:56:25,140 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 1040 00:56:25,192 --> 00:56:26,875 No, honey. Show me. 1041 00:56:26,911 --> 00:56:29,111 Tomorrow, okay? 1042 00:56:29,146 --> 00:56:32,948 Okay. 1043 00:56:32,983 --> 00:56:36,451 - Good night. - Good night. 1044 00:56:45,829 --> 00:56:48,330 Turns out your Hollywood couple 1045 00:56:48,332 --> 00:56:50,332 wasn't a complete waste of time. 1046 00:56:50,334 --> 00:56:52,417 It already led to one referral. 1047 00:56:57,675 --> 00:57:00,893 We know it's probably not your normal case, but, uh... 1048 00:57:00,928 --> 00:57:04,012 well, we just don't know where else to turn. 1049 00:57:04,064 --> 00:57:07,566 I mean, it's as if he's lost all interest in girls. 1050 00:57:07,601 --> 00:57:13,288 I mean, they're animals, after all. 1051 00:57:13,324 --> 00:57:15,190 How hard can it really be? 1052 00:57:15,242 --> 00:57:17,359 ♪ whoa-oh, oh, oh ♪ 1053 00:57:17,361 --> 00:57:20,295 ♪ mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪ 1054 00:57:20,331 --> 00:57:22,748 ♪ it's a light and tumble journey ♪ 1055 00:57:22,833 --> 00:57:25,968 ♪ from the east side to the park ♪ 1056 00:57:26,003 --> 00:57:32,674 ♪ just a fine and fancy ramble to the zoo ♪ 1057 00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:35,010 ♪ but you can take the cross-town bus ♪ 1058 00:57:35,045 --> 00:57:37,512 ♪ if it's raining or it's cold ♪ 1059 00:57:37,548 --> 00:57:40,093 ♪ and the animals will love it if you do ♪ 1060 00:57:40,094 --> 00:57:43,480 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 1061 00:57:43,487 --> 00:57:46,021 ♪ if you do, now ♪ 1062 00:57:52,363 --> 00:57:57,366 ♪ something tells me it's all happening at the zoo ♪ 1063 00:57:57,401 --> 00:58:01,303 ♪ I do believe it ♪ 1064 00:58:01,338 --> 00:58:03,805 ♪ I do believe it's true ♪ 1065 00:58:03,841 --> 00:58:07,442 ♪ mm mm, mmm ♪ 1066 00:58:07,478 --> 00:58:10,379 ♪ mm mm mm, mmm ♪ 1067 00:58:10,414 --> 00:58:13,081 ♪ whoa-oh, oh, oh ♪ 1068 00:58:13,117 --> 00:58:16,118 ♪ mm mm mm, mmm ♪ 1069 00:58:16,186 --> 00:58:19,187 ♪ the monkeys stand for honesty ♪ 1070 00:58:19,223 --> 00:58:21,790 ♪ giraffes are insincere ♪ 1071 00:58:21,825 --> 00:58:27,996 ♪ and the elephants are kindly, but they're dumb ♪ 1072 00:58:28,032 --> 00:58:31,533 ♪ orangutans are skeptical of changes... ♪