1 00:00:02,938 --> 00:00:04,539 Is it just me, or did that speaker use 2 00:00:04,541 --> 00:00:07,409 the words "impact" and "impactful" constantly? 3 00:00:07,411 --> 00:00:09,811 And if impactful is really a word, it's barely a word. 4 00:00:11,114 --> 00:00:12,947 Sorry that was so boring. 5 00:00:12,949 --> 00:00:14,296 Well, I had a great time. 6 00:00:14,321 --> 00:00:17,156 And there are 735 ceiling tiles in the ballroom. 7 00:00:17,164 --> 00:00:19,096 I only counted 734. 8 00:00:19,098 --> 00:00:21,199 Well, you clearly missed one. 9 00:00:21,201 --> 00:00:22,671 There's one in the corner that you didn't even see. 10 00:00:22,696 --> 00:00:23,250 Oh. Oh, okay. 11 00:00:23,275 --> 00:00:25,079 - It's easy to miscount. I understand. - I know. 12 00:00:25,104 --> 00:00:26,984 Anyway, thank you for coming. 13 00:00:27,009 --> 00:00:29,119 I asked Brock to come, but... 14 00:00:29,144 --> 00:00:31,281 - Is it the same hotel as last year? - Yeah. 15 00:00:31,306 --> 00:00:32,273 Then I'm there. 16 00:00:32,289 --> 00:00:34,390 They've got those genius birds in the lobby. 17 00:00:34,392 --> 00:00:35,791 Brraaaaak! 18 00:00:35,793 --> 00:00:38,861 Babe! It's saying my name! 19 00:00:38,863 --> 00:00:39,895 Oh honey, I'm sorry. 20 00:00:39,897 --> 00:00:41,706 They took out the birds. 21 00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:44,932 Oh! I just remembered. I'm busy. 22 00:00:47,394 --> 00:00:49,362 But he's training for a really big meet, 23 00:00:49,387 --> 00:00:50,796 - so... - Audrey! 24 00:00:50,798 --> 00:00:52,165 Hey! Lauren! 25 00:00:52,167 --> 00:00:53,299 Hi! 26 00:00:53,301 --> 00:00:56,128 Lauren, this is Kevin. She's in this group, too. 27 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,941 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too. 28 00:00:57,966 --> 00:01:00,199 Well, I'm gonna head to the bar. Can I get you anything to drink? 29 00:01:00,224 --> 00:01:02,624 - Oh. I'll take the wine. Thanks! - Okay. 30 00:01:02,649 --> 00:01:04,215 Oh, you guys! Get together for a picture. 31 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,272 - Oh. - Yeah. 32 00:01:08,059 --> 00:01:10,230 Aww, cute. I'm gonna post it. 33 00:01:10,255 --> 00:01:15,092 Post away and I will be back with your drink specials. 34 00:01:15,255 --> 00:01:16,920 Like I'm a Wa... I'm a waiter. 35 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:18,646 I'm... I'm gonna go. 36 00:01:18,891 --> 00:01:21,644 - He's adorable. - I know. 37 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:22,769 I saw you guys during the presentation. 38 00:01:22,794 --> 00:01:24,339 - You're such a cute couple. - Oh, no. 39 00:01:24,364 --> 00:01:26,449 No, no, no, no, no, that's not my boyfriend. 40 00:01:26,474 --> 00:01:27,974 That's Kevin from work. 41 00:01:27,999 --> 00:01:29,765 We are just friends. 42 00:01:30,011 --> 00:01:30,933 Great. 43 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,175 Can I go out with him? 44 00:01:32,317 --> 00:01:33,737 Sure. 45 00:01:33,762 --> 00:01:35,428 Okay. 46 00:01:37,981 --> 00:01:40,058 Well, we're happy to have you here. 47 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:43,016 We're gonna have a clutch kind of day. 48 00:01:44,965 --> 00:01:46,816 - So, I'm gonna pick her up at 5:00. - Okay. 49 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,975 Wait, wait. You mean like in five, right, Kev? 50 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,073 No. 51 00:01:50,098 --> 00:01:52,464 Roxie, it's time to accept that you're working now, okay? 52 00:01:52,489 --> 00:01:54,423 We all have to make sacrifices to pay the rent. 53 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,597 Ugh. Rent. 54 00:01:55,613 --> 00:01:58,080 God, I can't wait to stop working here once I pay it. 55 00:01:58,082 --> 00:01:59,782 Rent needs to be paid every month. 56 00:01:59,784 --> 00:02:00,612 Ugh! 57 00:02:00,636 --> 00:02:04,037 I'm sorry, but you know, the days of you being lazy 58 00:02:04,039 --> 00:02:06,873 while everything just magically works out for you are over. 59 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:08,308 Ooh! Look! A $20. 60 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:09,341 - Wow. - Are you serious? 61 00:02:10,465 --> 00:02:12,299 She's all yours. I'm so sorry. 62 00:02:12,301 --> 00:02:14,468 - Cool. - Ow. 63 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,203 He hits me on the back just as hard. 64 00:02:16,205 --> 00:02:17,271 I get it. Come here. 65 00:02:17,273 --> 00:02:18,472 Let's go. Come here. 66 00:02:18,474 --> 00:02:20,807 So this is my domain, okay? 67 00:02:20,809 --> 00:02:22,509 We call it the "gyum." 68 00:02:22,511 --> 00:02:23,710 G-Y-U-M. 69 00:02:23,712 --> 00:02:25,511 He's cute. What's his deal? 70 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,545 Huh? 71 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,214 Oh, that's Christopher. 72 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,550 Yeah, he's an actor. 73 00:02:29,558 --> 00:02:30,591 He's here every single day. 74 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:32,726 Dedicated. That's what you're gonna be. 75 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:34,561 So he's an actor, but he's here? 76 00:02:34,563 --> 00:02:37,495 And he's working out, but he's not working? 77 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,589 I could do that. 78 00:02:38,629 --> 00:02:39,828 It's not as easy as it looks. 79 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:40,895 You can't just be an actor. 80 00:02:40,897 --> 00:02:42,530 Well, you believed that I was actually gonna work 81 00:02:42,532 --> 00:02:43,897 here today, so I think that I already am. 82 00:02:43,899 --> 00:02:45,098 Why are you taking your clothes off? 83 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:46,600 Thank you so much. 84 00:02:49,739 --> 00:02:50,904 I don't get it. 85 00:02:50,906 --> 00:02:52,473 Impactfulness is a word. 86 00:02:52,475 --> 00:02:53,480 So is impacted. 87 00:02:53,496 --> 00:02:54,828 Don't ask me how I know that one. 88 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:56,029 It was just funny. 89 00:02:56,031 --> 00:02:57,206 You had to be there. 90 00:02:57,231 --> 00:02:59,697 Well, I would have been, but nobody invited me. 91 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,522 I was very busy anyway. 92 00:03:01,547 --> 00:03:02,979 I drove my sister to the pharmacy. 93 00:03:03,004 --> 00:03:04,503 We picked out pressure socks. 94 00:03:04,528 --> 00:03:06,462 I feel like a dancer. 95 00:03:08,718 --> 00:03:09,785 Hey! 96 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,077 Ooh! Sorry. 97 00:03:12,691 --> 00:03:14,491 So, I had fun last night, 98 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:16,359 hanging out outside of work. 99 00:03:16,361 --> 00:03:18,980 You're not the only one who had fun last night. 100 00:03:19,005 --> 00:03:20,304 So did Lauren. 101 00:03:20,329 --> 00:03:21,896 Who? 102 00:03:21,921 --> 00:03:23,261 Nice to meet you. 103 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,952 Nice to meet you, too! 104 00:03:26,335 --> 00:03:27,835 She wants to go out with you. 105 00:03:27,973 --> 00:03:29,652 Oh. Really? 106 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:30,900 Zero pressure. 107 00:03:30,902 --> 00:03:33,135 I mean, I figured you maybe weren't... 108 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:37,050 you know, emotionally available just yet. 109 00:03:37,075 --> 00:03:37,941 Who, me? 110 00:03:37,966 --> 00:03:40,299 No, I am though. Emotionally available. 111 00:03:40,324 --> 00:03:43,003 And physically available, for that matter. 112 00:03:43,028 --> 00:03:44,562 But I'm physically available even when I'm not 113 00:03:44,582 --> 00:03:46,081 emotionally available, which I am now. 114 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:47,515 So yes, I will go out with your friend. 115 00:03:47,517 --> 00:03:50,159 Yes. Happy to. Proud to. 116 00:03:50,184 --> 00:03:51,184 Yes. 117 00:03:52,224 --> 00:03:54,359 Out we shall go! 118 00:03:54,384 --> 00:03:55,417 - Great! - Yeah. 119 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:57,208 I'll forward you Lauren's contact info. 120 00:03:57,233 --> 00:04:00,434 Good. Good stuff. 121 00:04:00,459 --> 00:04:02,073 Oh, look. There she is. 122 00:04:02,098 --> 00:04:04,765 Lauren... She's pretty, too. 123 00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:08,568 Just as I remembered. 124 00:04:24,674 --> 00:04:27,245 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 125 00:04:27,854 --> 00:04:30,556 So, I'm... I'm asking out this girl that I'm told 126 00:04:30,558 --> 00:04:31,891 I met at a conference. 127 00:04:31,893 --> 00:04:33,993 I figured I can't keep pining over Audrey forever, you know? 128 00:04:33,995 --> 00:04:35,895 It's time to show her I moved on, right? 129 00:04:35,897 --> 00:04:37,847 Hell yeah. Good for you. 130 00:04:37,879 --> 00:04:39,144 Show Audrey, "Excuse me, 131 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,413 I got things going on you don't even know about." 132 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,616 - Audrey introduced us. - Aw, dude. 133 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:45,251 You've got to do more for your own self. 134 00:04:45,253 --> 00:04:47,519 Maybe I already did help my own self, you know? 135 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,887 Maybe she's the perfect girl for me. 136 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,089 - Who knows? - Hi. Excuse me... 137 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,524 - Who's that? - Listen, I've gotta go. 138 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,859 - I gotta go. - Excuse me? 139 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,627 - Excuse me? Excuse me? - Yeah? 140 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,662 - Hi. I'm looking for Roxie. - Hi. 141 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:59,130 She said she was tricked into working here. 142 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,799 Oh. She left early today... 143 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:03,834 and she's never coming back. 144 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:04,935 Uh, what? 145 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:06,804 I was supposed to meet her here to hang. 146 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,506 She gave me a free pass. 147 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,591 "Patti's free gym coupon. Please admit one Patti." 148 00:05:14,472 --> 00:05:16,112 Yeah, I'll honor this. Um... 149 00:05:16,114 --> 00:05:17,414 You want to stay to train? 150 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:20,049 Hmm... no. These people look sweaty, 151 00:05:20,051 --> 00:05:21,518 and I don't like sitting on anything wet 152 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,119 unless I know where the moisture is coming from. 153 00:05:23,121 --> 00:05:24,821 - Yeah. - Besides, my dad said 154 00:05:24,823 --> 00:05:27,023 that if I want a trainer, he'd pay for one to come to me. 155 00:05:27,025 --> 00:05:29,759 Oh, hey! I... I'll come to your house and train you. 156 00:05:29,761 --> 00:05:32,027 - You're Kevin's friend, right? - Yeah. 157 00:05:32,029 --> 00:05:34,129 He and I hit a bit of a rough patch, as you may have heard. 158 00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:37,366 He definitely used "rough" as a word to describe it. 159 00:05:37,706 --> 00:05:38,701 Okay, fine. 160 00:05:38,703 --> 00:05:41,437 Meet me at my place Monday morning, 11:00 sharp. 161 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:42,938 Wait. Monday? Don't you work? 162 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:44,640 I do not, sir. How dare you. 163 00:05:45,975 --> 00:05:48,443 Dude, nice one. 164 00:05:48,445 --> 00:05:49,877 "In-home training session?" 165 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:52,947 More like in-bone training session, right? 166 00:05:52,949 --> 00:05:54,749 Ho, yeah. Forget the exercise. 167 00:05:54,751 --> 00:05:56,261 Get to the sexercise! 168 00:05:56,286 --> 00:05:59,386 It's not like that, fellas, no. She just wants to be trained. 169 00:05:59,411 --> 00:06:01,244 Dude. Are you kidding me right now? 170 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:02,435 You gotta hit that... 171 00:06:02,559 --> 00:06:04,391 Just like I did with that woman, Donna, 172 00:06:04,393 --> 00:06:05,714 for a solid year at her place. 173 00:06:05,722 --> 00:06:06,737 You remember her? 174 00:06:06,762 --> 00:06:10,597 Hot, blond, older, a little fat, kinda bad skin, 175 00:06:10,622 --> 00:06:12,188 weird hands, bad breath? 176 00:06:12,213 --> 00:06:14,300 - Mmm. - That's cool. That's cool. 177 00:06:14,325 --> 00:06:18,480 Um... Thank you for the insider tip, guys. 178 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:21,105 You've never done it before, have you? 179 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,629 Slept with an in-home. 180 00:06:22,654 --> 00:06:24,980 - Well, maybe... maybe I have. - Nah. 181 00:06:25,373 --> 00:06:29,471 If he had, he would have made some puns after he said "insider tip." 182 00:06:29,613 --> 00:06:31,308 Listen, we're your friends, 183 00:06:31,332 --> 00:06:32,864 but if you come back from a house call 184 00:06:32,866 --> 00:06:36,601 without sealing the deal, our puns will be turned on you. 185 00:06:36,603 --> 00:06:43,241 Yeah? Like, "Uh-oh, here comes the in-house train... er wreck." 186 00:06:44,722 --> 00:06:47,090 - No. - I wasn't feeling it, either. 187 00:06:47,092 --> 00:06:48,257 I don't know where that came from. 188 00:06:50,928 --> 00:06:53,595 These look so great! This was such a good idea. 189 00:06:53,597 --> 00:06:54,448 I know! 190 00:06:54,472 --> 00:06:56,238 Okay, now let's take a picture with the tacos. 191 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,339 - Oh. Yeah. - Yeah. 192 00:06:57,341 --> 00:06:58,641 Smile, guys! 193 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:02,847 Okay, now let's do one smooshed together with everyone in line. 194 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:03,887 - Great! - Yeah! 195 00:07:03,889 --> 00:07:05,022 Just pretend like you know us! 196 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:06,457 No? Okay. 197 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,392 - Now you. - Hmm? Oh. 198 00:07:09,861 --> 00:07:11,370 - Oh. Oh, no, no. - No? 199 00:07:11,386 --> 00:07:12,819 - Not a silly face. - Not... 200 00:07:12,844 --> 00:07:14,110 Can you do handsome? 201 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,649 - Can I do handsome? - Huh? 202 00:07:16,674 --> 00:07:17,706 I mean... 203 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:23,286 Crushed it. 204 00:07:24,296 --> 00:07:27,031 I'm so glad Audrey hooked us up. 205 00:07:27,056 --> 00:07:28,856 Audrey who? 206 00:07:40,899 --> 00:07:42,399 Ooh. Fun. 207 00:07:42,424 --> 00:07:44,190 Cute couple alert. 208 00:07:45,669 --> 00:07:48,904 Wow. Jam-packed date. 209 00:07:48,929 --> 00:07:52,214 ♪ We've got the fever, we're hot, we can't be stopped! ♪ 210 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,673 ♪ We've got the fever, we're hot, we can't be stopped! ♪ 211 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,284 Kill him, Damien! 212 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:59,842 Rip his face off! Shove it down his throat! 213 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:04,427 Geez. How many things can you do in two days? 214 00:08:04,452 --> 00:08:07,120 And the winner... Brock Estrada! 215 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,790 Hey, babe! 216 00:08:13,402 --> 00:08:15,202 Did you see my upward lift escape? 217 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,894 Yeah. That was a good one. 218 00:08:16,919 --> 00:08:18,518 Freakin' regal. 219 00:08:18,543 --> 00:08:20,477 You ready to go to the after-party with your champ? 220 00:08:20,502 --> 00:08:22,987 Sure. I'm so proud of you. 221 00:08:23,012 --> 00:08:25,946 Great! Bozzy and Grinder... they wanna do pickle-back shots in their garage. 222 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,472 - Oh. - Yeah. Oh! 223 00:08:27,497 --> 00:08:28,662 Hey! Wait up, guys! 224 00:08:31,975 --> 00:08:34,076 Okay, give it a rest. 225 00:08:36,785 --> 00:08:38,918 Thank you! 226 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,347 Oh... 227 00:08:41,372 --> 00:08:42,308 Sorry, ladies. 228 00:08:42,332 --> 00:08:44,032 You're all super pretty and everything, 229 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:46,753 but I just frickin' nailed it in there. 230 00:08:46,778 --> 00:08:48,044 You got the part? 231 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,152 Well, they told me I did a great job, so... 232 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:51,719 Later, basics. 233 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,531 Boom. 234 00:08:55,444 --> 00:08:56,737 Sit down, sweetie. 235 00:08:56,761 --> 00:08:57,993 She didn't get it. 236 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:59,395 They tell everybody that. 237 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:01,823 I'm just saying, man, be careful with Patti. 238 00:09:01,848 --> 00:09:04,425 She's very vengeful and strong. 239 00:09:04,512 --> 00:09:06,012 I know what I'm doing, Kevin. 240 00:09:06,037 --> 00:09:07,703 All right. Then just do it. 241 00:09:07,728 --> 00:09:09,127 Maybe I will. 242 00:09:09,152 --> 00:09:11,167 Hey, look, don't, don't pressure me, okay? 243 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:12,394 I get enough of that from the guys at work. 244 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,885 Okay. Look, I, uh, I gotta hang up. 245 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:15,709 Lauren asked me to bring a seven-layer salad 246 00:09:15,734 --> 00:09:17,501 to this pot-luck murder mystery we're going to, 247 00:09:17,526 --> 00:09:19,097 and I still gotta send a photo 248 00:09:19,122 --> 00:09:20,822 and one fun fact about myself to the host. 249 00:09:20,847 --> 00:09:21,913 Oh, that's easy, Kev. 250 00:09:21,938 --> 00:09:23,838 You make a great seven-layer salad. 251 00:09:24,948 --> 00:09:26,749 Which is also your fun fact. 252 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,608 - Hmm. - Okay, I gotta go. 253 00:09:34,456 --> 00:09:36,358 Hey, girl. 254 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,373 Ready to sweat? 255 00:09:39,398 --> 00:09:42,231 Yeah. We're working out, aren't we? 256 00:09:42,263 --> 00:09:43,761 We... we're working out, girl. 257 00:09:43,786 --> 00:09:45,619 That's why I know you called me over. 258 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,511 To do all kinds of working out. 259 00:09:48,536 --> 00:09:49,745 Ain't that right, girl? 260 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:50,972 Why do you keep calling me "girl?" 261 00:09:50,997 --> 00:09:52,596 Don't be that way, girl. 262 00:09:52,621 --> 00:09:53,995 Okay, ew. You're acting gross. 263 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,052 I hired you to train me 264 00:09:55,088 --> 00:09:56,847 and this is not very professional. 265 00:09:56,872 --> 00:09:58,704 Ain't that what you wanted though? 266 00:09:58,729 --> 00:10:00,589 For you and I to work out... 267 00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:03,355 hard? 268 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,445 You're fired. 269 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,292 - Get out. - Okay, hold on... Look, I'm sorry. 270 00:10:06,308 --> 00:10:07,745 Look, I'm just doing what they told me to do at work. 271 00:10:07,777 --> 00:10:09,636 Who from work told you to do what, when, and why? 272 00:10:09,661 --> 00:10:13,896 Brian... poor, sweet, impressionable Brian. 273 00:10:13,921 --> 00:10:16,093 Those guys are making that stuff up. 274 00:10:16,118 --> 00:10:17,684 They're not having sex with their clients. 275 00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:19,355 But they have all those puns to back it up. 276 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:20,914 Trust me. They're not. 277 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:23,878 - Pizza delivery guys. Extra sausage. - Nope. 278 00:10:23,902 --> 00:10:26,135 - Pool boys? Un-clog your filter? - No. Never. 279 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,761 - Massage therapists... - Oh, that one's true. But it is pricier. 280 00:10:28,763 --> 00:10:29,862 Okay, so what do I tell 'em? 281 00:10:29,864 --> 00:10:31,855 Tell 'em you want a happy ending. 282 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,046 Hm? 283 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,925 No, you little freak nasty. 284 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:36,011 I'm talking about the guys at the gym. 285 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,003 Mm... Let's work on that. 286 00:10:40,553 --> 00:10:41,985 Hey, Kevin. 287 00:10:43,479 --> 00:10:45,316 I saw Lauren's Instagrams. 288 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,806 All of them. 289 00:10:46,808 --> 00:10:48,673 Looks like you've been hanging out a lot. 290 00:10:48,675 --> 00:10:49,862 That's good, right? 291 00:10:49,887 --> 00:10:51,120 Oh, yeah. It's great. 292 00:10:51,145 --> 00:10:52,534 You know, it's the first weekend in forever 293 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:56,261 where I haven't just passed out watching TV on my baby bed. 294 00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:58,453 I mean, my normal, man-sized bed. 295 00:11:01,558 --> 00:11:03,225 Those must be from Brock. 296 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:06,769 I sewed two championship patches on his black shirt thing. 297 00:11:06,794 --> 00:11:08,326 You Kevin Daily? 298 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:09,768 Yeah. 299 00:11:09,825 --> 00:11:11,191 These are for you. 300 00:11:11,216 --> 00:11:12,749 Oh. Wow. 301 00:11:12,869 --> 00:11:15,605 Oh! They're from Lauren. 302 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,764 I can't believe she did it. 303 00:11:17,789 --> 00:11:19,972 Uh... inside joke. 304 00:11:19,997 --> 00:11:22,659 Uh, Lauren and I were making this social comment on how the man 305 00:11:22,684 --> 00:11:24,851 is always supposed to buy the flowers. 306 00:11:24,876 --> 00:11:26,809 I love that she just went for it. 307 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:28,523 Ooh! 308 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,127 Oh, my God. 309 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,167 - From Lauren? - Yeah. 310 00:11:33,169 --> 00:11:35,035 Not safe for work. 311 00:11:36,544 --> 00:11:38,078 - All right. - Oh. 312 00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:40,187 Oh, by the way, 313 00:11:40,212 --> 00:11:42,579 I realized we messed up on the Dreyerson report 314 00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:44,479 and should really stay late tonight to fix it. 315 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,104 Sure. 316 00:11:45,129 --> 00:11:47,534 Maybe even work on the weekend, too. 317 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:50,227 You know, hopefully that doesn't impact 318 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,618 your plans with Lauren. 319 00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:55,090 "Impact." Whoa. Am I right? 320 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,047 Oh, yeah, joke from the other day. 321 00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:58,027 Funny. I get it. 322 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,041 You know, who knows what I'm going to miss tonight with Brock. 323 00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:05,188 We have been doing tons of fun stuff together. 324 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,729 Tons. 325 00:12:09,822 --> 00:12:11,155 Eight. 326 00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:15,102 - Whoo! - Uno más. 327 00:12:15,127 --> 00:12:16,059 But we gotta work. 328 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:17,444 Huge bummer. 329 00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:26,610 I had to basically force Kevin to stay late 330 00:12:26,635 --> 00:12:27,913 with me to finish our work. 331 00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:30,038 Like he absolutely has to go to the Santa Monica pier 332 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,008 with Lauren to play Skee-Ball and win her a giant Minion? 333 00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:34,876 Do I detect a little jealousy? 334 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,445 I have Brock. 335 00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:39,780 I'm not jealous of Kevin and Lauren. 336 00:12:39,782 --> 00:12:41,579 I think you're jealous of the fun they're having. 337 00:12:42,144 --> 00:12:43,310 Maybe. 338 00:12:43,335 --> 00:12:45,369 Just... Brock and I used to have a blast together. 339 00:12:45,394 --> 00:12:47,688 That's one of the reasons why I fell in love with him. 340 00:12:47,713 --> 00:12:50,247 Now it's like all of our free time is spent 341 00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:52,539 at these jiujitsu meets, which are the worst. 342 00:12:53,487 --> 00:12:55,704 I don't know, maybe I am jealous. 343 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,174 Look, if you want to have more fun with Brock, 344 00:12:58,199 --> 00:13:00,376 then just make what Brock's doing more fun. 345 00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:03,034 Those pageants where they karate chop each other or whatever. 346 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:05,712 Other people certainly seem to be having a good time. 347 00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:06,680 Yeah. 348 00:13:06,705 --> 00:13:08,505 And if you can't make a good time out of a bunch 349 00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,508 of giant, sweaty guys rolling around on a mat, 350 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:13,334 then honestly, we shouldn't even be roommates. 351 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:26,018 Roxie, what are you doing? 352 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,454 Oh! I just did sprawled on the hood. 353 00:13:28,456 --> 00:13:30,489 Now I'm thinking, like, a soapy sponge series. 354 00:13:30,491 --> 00:13:32,719 Who... Whose car is this? 355 00:13:32,744 --> 00:13:34,377 It's mine. I bought it. 356 00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:36,217 Yeah. I'm an actor now on a crime show. 357 00:13:36,219 --> 00:13:37,485 Huh. Which one? 358 00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:39,320 I don't know. But I'm sure they'll tell me 359 00:13:39,322 --> 00:13:40,633 when they call with the good news that I got it. 360 00:13:40,658 --> 00:13:42,625 I had an audition and everything. Don't you read my tweets? 361 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:45,416 An audition is not a job, okay? 362 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:46,774 You need to take this back. 363 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:48,508 No, Kevin. I'm keeping it. 364 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,700 I'm going to get that part because I believe in myself, 365 00:13:50,725 --> 00:13:52,624 not settle for some stupid gym job. 366 00:13:52,753 --> 00:13:55,876 Listen, I'm destined for something greater. 367 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,502 A role that I'm not sure about, on a show with a title 368 00:13:58,527 --> 00:13:59,825 that I haven't learned yet. 369 00:14:00,018 --> 00:14:02,383 So take a lesson from me. 370 00:14:02,415 --> 00:14:03,438 Don't settle. 371 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:05,360 I am not settling. I don't settle. 372 00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:07,192 If I was settling, I wouldn't be about to drive 373 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,694 to the City of Commerce right now to see 374 00:14:08,696 --> 00:14:11,096 if my zoot suit is ready for an all-day speakeasy crawl 375 00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:13,383 with a pretty girl, would I? 376 00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:17,665 Hector, give me wind! 377 00:14:19,908 --> 00:14:21,540 Too much wind, Hector! God. 378 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,441 - That's them. - Obvi. Follow my lea 379 00:14:25,443 --> 00:14:26,910 My dad's a lawyer. 380 00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:30,838 Brian, thank you so much for the in-home training 381 00:14:30,863 --> 00:14:32,195 and for respecting my boundaries 382 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,086 and keeping it completely professional. 383 00:14:34,111 --> 00:14:36,679 I knew he wouldn't be able to seal the deal. 384 00:14:36,704 --> 00:14:38,870 Seal what deal, Brian? 385 00:14:38,889 --> 00:14:41,323 Well, Patti, when these guys in-home train a client... 386 00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:43,024 You mean in-bone train. 387 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,816 Oh, yeah! All aboard that train! 388 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,735 Oh, I see what you're implying. 389 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,960 And you guys do this with all of your female clients? 390 00:14:50,985 --> 00:14:53,977 All the ones who just want to do one sit up... 391 00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:55,268 at the end. 392 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:56,985 Oh! Got 'em! 393 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:59,111 Brian, could you please have Ms. Thompson 394 00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:01,002 - approach the weight bench? - Mm-hmm. 395 00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:06,951 That's him. 396 00:15:06,953 --> 00:15:08,987 - Are you sure? - Yes. I'm sure. 397 00:15:08,989 --> 00:15:11,623 That's the man who never slept with me. 398 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:12,962 I knew you never did it. 399 00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:14,727 What? Shut up, dude. You never did it! 400 00:15:14,752 --> 00:15:16,946 You guys are sentenced to 30 minutes on the dread-mill. 401 00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:18,237 Ooh! I just did a pun. 402 00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:19,993 Please don't undercut everything I've done here. 403 00:15:20,018 --> 00:15:20,676 Okay. 404 00:15:23,154 --> 00:15:25,055 You know? 405 00:15:30,753 --> 00:15:33,755 Is anybody sitting there? 406 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:35,828 Just my beer. 407 00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:40,948 Now it's free. 408 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,173 Thanks. 409 00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:45,722 I'm... I'm Audrey. 410 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,180 I know who you are, Audrey. 411 00:15:47,205 --> 00:15:50,306 Your Brock beat my Damien in the Quarter Final Semis in Sylmar. 412 00:15:50,331 --> 00:15:51,730 Knocked out five of his teeth. 413 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,384 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - You're sorry? 414 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,584 Why? It was frickin' hilarious! 415 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,753 Oh, you're laughing... Good. 416 00:15:57,755 --> 00:15:58,988 This is my crew. 417 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,360 We've got Trisha, Tasha, Krystal with a "K," 418 00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:03,152 and Crystal Light 'cause she's much skinnier 419 00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:05,196 than Fat Crystal who we just call Crys. 420 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,552 We're the Jiujitsu girls. 421 00:16:06,554 --> 00:16:07,721 Or the JJs. 422 00:16:07,723 --> 00:16:10,023 When our men are winning, we're the Victorious JJs. 423 00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:11,324 The VJJs. 424 00:16:11,326 --> 00:16:13,688 Wow. Okay. That's... that's... 425 00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:15,513 Damien, get your head in the game! 426 00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:16,804 Domesticate him! 427 00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:20,763 Audrey. 428 00:16:20,906 --> 00:16:22,004 Thank you. 429 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,550 Get it, Audrey! 430 00:16:34,347 --> 00:16:36,981 That was the best underground cigar club 431 00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:39,606 in a waffle house jazz brunch I've ever been to. 432 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,321 - On to the next place! - Okay... 433 00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:44,380 On to a bait shack in San Pedro 434 00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:46,680 for soft cheese and champagne tasting. 435 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:49,016 - 40 minutes away. - Yay. 436 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,492 Current traffic... two hours and six minutes. 437 00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:52,212 Hm. 438 00:16:52,237 --> 00:16:53,437 You know what? Why don't we just go 439 00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:54,894 to like, a nice little diner or something? 440 00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,868 We can just sit and talk and hang out. 441 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,860 I feel like we just haven't gotten to know each other yet. 442 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,584 Yeah. That sounds nice. 443 00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,266 Let's make a Snap story about it! 444 00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:07,646 You say, "Diner," I say, "Boring." 445 00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,563 - Diner. - Boring! 446 00:17:09,588 --> 00:17:11,094 - Diner. - Boring! 447 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,305 - Diner. - Boring! 448 00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:15,576 Finish it. 449 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,594 Yes! Yes! 450 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,051 Whoo! 451 00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:20,742 This is so much fun. 452 00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,601 I wish I met you guys many, many, many meets ago. 453 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,492 Oh, yeah. Same here. 454 00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:26,884 Except I wouldn't have been here. 455 00:17:26,909 --> 00:17:29,329 I had a little Orange is the New Black situation. 456 00:17:29,353 --> 00:17:31,320 Oh, I'm sure you didn't even do that. 457 00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:34,856 Let's yell that chant again where we need body parts and stomp on them! 458 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,453 - Diner. - Boring! 459 00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:39,524 - Diner. - Boring! 460 00:17:39,549 --> 00:17:42,083 Whoa. Who are those little lovebirds? 461 00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,337 Who cares? 462 00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:45,297 Whoo! 463 00:17:45,322 --> 00:17:46,735 Brock, kick him in the nuts! 464 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,928 Oh no, honey. She's just gonna sing the national anthem. 465 00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:56,930 And I'll text you, and I'll text you, 466 00:17:56,932 --> 00:18:00,399 and I'm gonna text you, and... you! 467 00:18:00,401 --> 00:18:02,802 I will never forget you. 468 00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,105 BFFFFs for life. Am I right, girl? 469 00:18:05,107 --> 00:18:06,954 So right. You're so right. 470 00:18:06,979 --> 00:18:08,118 Hey, babe. 471 00:18:08,143 --> 00:18:10,391 Babe, you did it! 472 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,550 The champion of all of this stuff you did! 473 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,008 I am so proud of you. 474 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,565 Oh, babe. 475 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,896 Did you have more or less than three beers? 476 00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,964 - Yes. - You'll want to be careful with her. 477 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,055 She ate her entire body weight in nachos. 478 00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:24,445 Hey, I'm gonna take this and take off. 479 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:25,479 Hey, Damien! 480 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:27,448 All right. I gotcha. 481 00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:31,118 Gonna get you home and go to sleepy. 482 00:18:32,548 --> 00:18:34,383 I am smiling! 483 00:18:34,408 --> 00:18:36,375 Oh. 484 00:18:39,247 --> 00:18:40,414 Hey, dude. 485 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,454 Somebody had a crazy night last night. 486 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,556 Started following Lauren on Snapchat. 487 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,459 Actually, you know... I'm not sure how much longer 488 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,760 I can keep hanging out with Lauren. 489 00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:49,915 I mean, she's nice and everything, 490 00:18:49,978 --> 00:18:51,945 but she just documents fun things. 491 00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,647 I mean, we never actually experience them. 492 00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,916 Hey, you gotta save those pictures for a rainy day, bro. 493 00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:58,356 I feel like there's somebody out there 494 00:18:58,381 --> 00:18:59,797 who's better for me, you know? 495 00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:01,508 - I can't settle. - Mm. 496 00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:02,666 Whoa. 497 00:19:02,691 --> 00:19:04,257 I think my sister had a point. 498 00:19:05,431 --> 00:19:07,399 What am I talking about? 499 00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:09,035 She's crazy. She thinks she's on a TV show. 500 00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:10,335 Stupid girl. 501 00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:12,204 I am on a TV show. 502 00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:13,661 - What? - Yeah. 503 00:19:13,663 --> 00:19:15,415 Annapolis". 504 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,415 No frickin' way. 505 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,606 Yes frickin' way. 506 00:19:17,631 --> 00:19:19,831 I'm Master Chief Petty Officer Dominique Dufresne, 507 00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:21,389 a smoking hot computer genius 508 00:19:21,414 --> 00:19:23,587 for the whole entire Navy on the planet. 509 00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:26,188 Well, that explains the outfit... I think. 510 00:19:26,213 --> 00:19:27,546 Yeah. They let me wear it home. 511 00:19:27,571 --> 00:19:29,437 I'm going to go to a bar and have people buy me drinks 512 00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:30,860 and thank me for my service. 513 00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:32,051 I salute you. 514 00:19:32,076 --> 00:19:34,143 Oh, thank you! 515 00:19:34,168 --> 00:19:35,668 You boys don't wait up, okay? 516 00:19:37,358 --> 00:19:38,858 Wanna go to the bar? 517 00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:40,717 Brian, that's my sister. 518 00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:51,970 - Hello? - Hey. It's Audrey. 519 00:19:51,972 --> 00:19:55,940 I know we were going to come in today to finish up Dreyerson, but it's Sunday. 520 00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:57,809 We can wait until tomorrow, right? 521 00:19:57,811 --> 00:20:01,179 Okay. Sure. Are you sure? 522 00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:04,016 Yeah, I had way too much fun last night, 523 00:20:04,018 --> 00:20:05,350 and I'm paying for it. 524 00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:07,918 So have a good day with Lauren. 525 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,086 Tell her I said hi. 526 00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:12,056 Actually, I kind of... I called things off with Lauren. 527 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:13,780 Oh. Really? 528 00:20:13,805 --> 00:20:16,040 It looked like you were having so much fun together. 529 00:20:16,065 --> 00:20:17,364 Yeah, but ultimately, 530 00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:20,057 there was just no special spark between us, you know? 531 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,547 You have to have that, right? 532 00:20:23,414 --> 00:20:25,816 Yeah. You have to have that. 533 00:20:31,289 --> 00:20:32,855 See you Monday, Kevin. 534 00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:47,960 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --