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Previously on Masters Of Sex...
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We've had
a very high success rate
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with sensate therapy
in cases like your wife's.
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I just want it fixed.
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I got asked to open
a gorilla exhibit at the zoo.
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There's that famous ape,
Gil the Gorilla...?
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We know it's probably
not your normal case, but, uh...
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They're animals, after all.
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How hard can it really be?
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Ernie Nevers.
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You pick out any card you like,
just give me the stats,
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and I will give you a quarter
for any one I don't get.
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You sitting at home all
day with our screaming kids--
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you're too smart for that.
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We'll pay her 5 bucks a bag.
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It's like she's dead.
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It's like sitting here
with a corpse.
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Joy had an apartment.
She was one foot out the door.
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As far as she was concerned,
your marriage was over.
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I-I-I was just coming
in to turn off the gas,
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I took my time with
the moving, but now I'm here.
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You being...?
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Mrs. Edley, of course.
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Fine. Then drinks down
the street at the tap room.
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Why don't we have
a cup of coffee,
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downstairs, in the lobby.
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It'll give us time
to strategize.
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We can strategize.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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So...?
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"So"?
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You're the expert.
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You want me
to rate your performance?
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Mm.
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Was it like when Ed Sullivan has
plate spinners on the show?
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No.
It was more like The Beatles.
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Mmm.
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I told the sitter
that I'd be home at 11:00,
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which is now.
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So, call her.
Ask for another hour.
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No. I have to be up at 6:00 tomorrow,
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get Tessa breakfast,
and feed and dress the baby.
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So, if I manage to get home
by midnight
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and Lisa doesn't wake up at 3:00
in the morning miraculously,
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I'll have gotten six hours
of sleep,
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four in the more likely
scenario.
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That is a lot for one person.
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I have a complicated life.
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I assume that's why
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you've been leaving each night
a little bit earlier.
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Well, I don't think
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that we've been doing this
long enough
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to consider anything a pattern.
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I'm leaving early, um,
because...
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Busy.
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Yes.
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I like Bill, believe it or not.
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I can see his good qualities.
He's smart, dedicated, driven.
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I'm not sure I like him for you.
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For me?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well,
present circumstances aside,
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that's an odd thing to say
to a married woman,
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a woman not married to Bill.
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But you spend a lot of time
with him, and guys like Bill--
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well, they're a lot of work.
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I don't know. Maybe
your husband's a similar breed,
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like 4th of July fireworks--
impressive,
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but combustible as hell.
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You spend all your time
running around,
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trying to put out the flames
that you don't even realize
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they've burned you down to the
ground right along with them.
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That's quite a theory...
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Although I'm not sure
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that I would call my husband
"impressive" in that way.
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Well, certainly
you and Bill have undertaken
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a grand experiment together.
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Bill and I are not
involved in any way,
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except professionally.
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For some reason, I just
find myself worrying about you.
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That's all. I can
imagine you take care
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of everyone in your life.
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I can see you take care of Bill
professionally.
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But who takes care of you,
Virginia?
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My sitter.
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My sitter is waiting for me,
and I'm late.
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Ah.
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- I'll see you tomorrow?
- 9:00 AM.
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I meant after work, when
it's time to enjoy yourself.
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I enjoy myself at work.
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Mnh.
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Jesus "H"!
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Oh.
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I was...
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I was in a garden.
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Oh, okay.
You're having a dream.
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And in this garden, a--
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A plum fell on my lap.
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Okay, you're gonna tell
me about your dream now.
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And I thought to myself,
"The plum is ripe.
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I like plums.
I should help myself."
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So I took a bite, and I--
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Oh, yeah, you'll never guess
what jumped out.
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Oh, Helen, I'm tired.
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A rabbit.
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And this rabbit, oh,
started burrowing into my vagina.
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Ugh.
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And right before
he disappeared inside me,
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I pulled him out
by his little rabbit's foot,
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only now he--
he wasn't a rabbit anymore.
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- He was a baby.
- A baby.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, okay.
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This is no longer a dream.
This is a mantra.
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It's a recurring dream.
Recurring dreams mean--
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Mean that you want me
to do something about this.
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I know.
So, I checked it out.
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I went to three different
adoption clinics,
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and they all said
the same thing.
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They do not let
single women adopt.
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I'm sorry.
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Hon, it's just--
it's just not in our cards.
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Well, that's completely unfair,
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which is why
I've been thinking--
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there's this guy
who comes in every week
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to get his palm read-- Rufus.
He's really sweet.
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Rufus who's been struck by
lightning a lot of times Rufus?
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Electrocuted pulling toast
out of the toaster with a fork.
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More than once, though, right?
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Yes, more than once.
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But my point is
he's really sweet
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and he's madly in love with me
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and, you know, maybe he'd be
someone to get me pregnant.
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He has said that he's saving
himself for marriage,
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so there's that snag.
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You'd have to marry Rufus?
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A little.
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You can't marry a little, Helen.
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I married a little,
and look how that turned out.
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Plus, Rufus is not smart.
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Fine. He's dumb.
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He's dumb.
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Maybe I'm dumb, too,
for wanting a baby this bad,
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but I want a baby.
I want a baby so bad.
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Don't you want a baby?
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Don't you want us
to have a baby?
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Why do I feel
like I'm alone in this?
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No. You're not alone.
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I understand.
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It's just... no one's
gonna hand over a baby
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to a couple
of middle-aged dykes.
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There's nothing
we can do about it.
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Well, then maybe
it's just something
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I've got to do on my own.
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Uh, Dr. Scully's still
at the endometrial symposium
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in Memphis,
so you'll have to see
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to Mrs. Fletcher's insemination.
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Also, Dan Logan's booked
the other exam room
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from noon to 6:00.
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Well, Dan Logan
is gonna have to move.
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Because...?
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Dan Logan's study
has reached a dead end.
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Only a chemist can solve the
pheromone puzzle at this point.
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We are not chemists,
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so it's time for Dan Logan
to go back to New York
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and... enhance some product
with the smell of pine.
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Or you can let him have
the exam room
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rather than alienate the guy who
wrote us a very handsome check.
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Did you see this?
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"They helped us find our way
back to our marriage
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when no one else could.
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We were lost,
and they rescued us."
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Isabella Ricci?
In Newsweek?
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It's a profile piece
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where they asked her about
her marriage to "Al the Ape."
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She credits
our sensate therapy?
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A protocol they didn't attempt.
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Why would they lie about that?
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Because they got nabbed.
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A tabloid photographer
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recognized the two of them
leaving the clinic.
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The upside is, because of this,
Newsweek just called
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and they want to do a feature
article on the two of you.
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I'm not discussing results
which are a complete fabrication.
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W-wait, Bill.
This is one failure.
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For every Isabella and Al,
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there have been hundreds
we have helped.
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And it is Newsweek, after all.
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Publicity value aside,
I refuse to take credit
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for some celebrity couple's cure
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when the Hindenburg
had a happier outcome.
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Then we won't lie.
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All patient information
is confidential,
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meaning we're not at liberty
to discuss their case.
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But we can talk about our work,
our success rate.
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Exposure like this--
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it could draw who knows how many
people in through these doors.
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What kind of sandwich?
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We're going to Cavetti's.
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You work here?
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Hence the lunch order.
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All right.
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Turkey and Swiss,
white, tomato only.
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Do you mind me asking
how old you are?
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How old do you think I am?
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Not old enough
to be employed here.
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It's my community service.
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Turns out this is where
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they send all the bad girls
as punishment--
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forced exposure to sex maniacs
all day.
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Harsh.
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Well, you do the crime,
you do the time.
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Hmm.
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If you're trying to
figure them out, don't bother.
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Stonehenge is less of a mystery
than those two.
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I'm sorry.
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Who exactly are you again?
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Lunch girl.
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So, do you want fries or
coleslaw with your sandwich?
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Oh, that's Dr. Masters
over there.
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We'll just pretend
that we're running into him.
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Do I have to act?
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Can't I just shake his hand
and tell him why I'm here?
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No, you cannot.
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Just stick with the "I wrote in
with a problem" story,
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and we'll be fine.
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Dr. Masters.
Uh, this is Keith Coleman.
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He wrote one of those letters
I answered
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in that big sack of mail.
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I actually
didn't write a letter.
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I-I'm in Jane's
theater workshop.
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Keith is also a friend
from theater.
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He was terrific in our limited
run of "Oliver!"
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And why I'm here is...
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I'm impotent.
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It's going on two years now.
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And because Jane
is an old friend,
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she said she could use
her influence to get me in here,
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which would be great
'cause I want to hire you.
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Fix me.
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I both understand
and sympathize...
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Keith.
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...but we have
a protocol in place here, Keith,
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as Jane is fully aware.
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Well, I know it's not
usually done like this--
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Jane also knows
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that friends do not get
preferential treatment here.
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You and your wife
need to make an appointment
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through my secretary.
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Oh, I don't have a wife.
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Fine.
With your girlfriend, then.
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No, he doesn't have
a girlfriend, either,
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which is why I agreed to help
him in this... misguided way.
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So, who is it
you're seeking treatment with?
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Nobody.
255
00:12:51,642 --> 00:12:53,425
Like I said,
I'm-- I'm impotent.
256
00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:57,046
I mean, I can't step
into a batter's box with no bat.
257
00:12:57,098 --> 00:12:59,264
I-I need to fix this first.
258
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,267
Then maybe I can find someone.
259
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:05,020
Unfortunately,
our, uh, treatment
260
00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:08,307
only applies to couples,
not single individuals.
261
00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:10,392
I'm sorry.
262
00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:20,736
Come on. Come on!
263
00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:24,289
Damn it!
264
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,742
Damn it!
265
00:13:26,777 --> 00:13:28,544
God!
266
00:13:36,671 --> 00:13:38,587
I have jumper cables.
267
00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:46,562
Hard to miss
the metaphor, isn't it?
268
00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:49,264
Pardon?
269
00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:51,600
My car's battery's dead.
270
00:13:51,602 --> 00:13:53,352
My battery's dead.
271
00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:56,939
I understand your frustration.
272
00:13:56,941 --> 00:13:59,108
Come on.
273
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,778
This is all just science to you.
274
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,997
Tragically, this is my life.
275
00:14:05,032 --> 00:14:09,952
I'm out there every day living it,
if you can call this living.
276
00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:12,121
I promise you, Keith,
277
00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:15,924
being a doctor
doesn't mitigate my ability
278
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,211
to understand this kind
of suffering.
279
00:14:21,348 --> 00:14:24,133
Then let's appreciate
the irony of this situation
280
00:14:24,185 --> 00:14:25,501
together, all right?
281
00:14:25,536 --> 00:14:28,303
I can't get a girl
because I can't perform,
282
00:14:28,339 --> 00:14:31,373
and you can't help me perform
because I don't have a girl.
283
00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:32,941
And you know what's even worse?
284
00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:35,377
I'm fucking terrified...
285
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:38,847
Terrified I'm gonna be alone
for the rest of my life.
286
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:51,577
First sexual experience?
287
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,929
Around age, uh, 8.
288
00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:56,899
And the specifics of the act?
289
00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,200
Specifics?
290
00:14:58,235 --> 00:15:00,135
So, the more
information you can give us,
291
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:01,920
the more precise we can be
in our treatment.
292
00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:05,340
I'm a little sketchy
on the details.
293
00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:07,976
Or perhaps you're confused
294
00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:10,712
since 8 does seem...
unusually young.
295
00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:12,681
No, actually,
it's fairly common.
296
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:16,401
Puberty is often accelerated
when you're raised in captivity.
297
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:21,023
Well, I would imagine captivity
alters many natural instincts.
298
00:15:22,326 --> 00:15:25,494
In the wild,
Gil would be motivated by fear.
299
00:15:25,529 --> 00:15:28,330
He would also be motivated
by the urge to mate,
300
00:15:28,365 --> 00:15:31,583
and the need to eat would be
the other major motivator.
301
00:15:31,619 --> 00:15:34,119
But in captivity,
what is there to fear?
302
00:15:34,171 --> 00:15:35,871
Nothing.
303
00:15:35,873 --> 00:15:38,807
Plus, he's spoon-fed 20 pounds
of vegetables each day,
304
00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:40,843
cherry pies for dessert.
305
00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:43,846
So you'd think he'd devote
all of his time to the ladies,
306
00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:46,115
what with fear and food
off of the table.
307
00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:48,467
And he did for a long time.
308
00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:51,103
Uh, Gil was a regular Don Juan.
309
00:15:51,138 --> 00:15:55,774
But, uh, this female ape now
in from San Diego--
310
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:58,110
might as well take her
to see the St. Louis Arch
311
00:15:58,145 --> 00:15:59,728
for all the interest
he's shown her.
312
00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:04,316
Well, why don't we go
back to the last successful mating.
313
00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:06,318
What were the circumstances?
314
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:09,004
Position, environment,
time of year?
315
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:10,906
I wasn't here.
316
00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:13,325
Uh, that was right around
the time
317
00:16:13,377 --> 00:16:16,645
his, uh, former keeper,
uh, Loretta Gladwin, left.
318
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,113
So, she retired?
319
00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,665
I'm not really sure.
320
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,501
Uh, there was some brouhaha
over her dismissal.
321
00:16:22,553 --> 00:16:26,672
And, uh, all I know
is she left under some cloud,
322
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,258
and we're supposed to
leave it at that.
323
00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:50,078
He wasn't aggressive like
that the last time I... met him.
324
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:52,114
I didn't think
he was aggressive now.
325
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,117
Oh, you think
it was indigestion?
326
00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,501
Look, we heard them out.
327
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,620
That's all
we were obligated to do.
328
00:16:58,622 --> 00:17:00,005
We should help Gil.
329
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,790
Yes, we should help a gorilla,
330
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,592
but not Jane's poor friend
Keith.
331
00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:04,626
I mean it.
332
00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:06,261
Before you dismiss it
out of hand--
333
00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:07,796
Oh, I've dismissed it already.
334
00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:09,181
- He's an ape.
- Yeah,
335
00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:11,516
and did you know that our
genetic alignment with apes
336
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,518
is almost 98%?
337
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,520
So, we're not just descended
from apes,
338
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,638
as Darwin pointed out.
339
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:17,890
We essentially are apes.
340
00:17:17,942 --> 00:17:20,025
With several
crucial differences.
341
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,476
We can speak.
They cannot.
342
00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:24,146
So Gil can't tell us
why he doesn't want to have sex.
343
00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:26,615
But what if we were able to help
him just by watching him,
344
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,367
intuiting his expressions
and his signs,
345
00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:29,735
come up with a protocol?
346
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,404
We have an impressive
success rate, Virginia.
347
00:17:32,456 --> 00:17:35,157
Why would we obliterate that
for some doomed experiment?
348
00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:37,910
It would be such
a coup if we did it.
349
00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,828
Think of the publicity, Bill.
350
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,463
Now, I understand men.
351
00:17:41,498 --> 00:17:45,334
I understand how they think,
how they tick essentially,
352
00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,085
and there was something
in the way
353
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,921
that Gil was speaking to me--
354
00:17:48,973 --> 00:17:51,723
Fine. Apes don't speak.
355
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:54,343
But don't I help
sexually dysfunctional
356
00:17:54,395 --> 00:17:58,347
and oftentimes inarticulate men
in our offices every single day?
357
00:17:58,349 --> 00:18:02,017
Wasn't I able to help you when
you were similarly suffering?
358
00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:06,855
Now, of course we'd have to talk
to Gil's former handler,
359
00:18:06,907 --> 00:18:09,241
see if there's anything
we're missing.
360
00:18:09,276 --> 00:18:12,744
But if we can return him to a
healthy and satisfying sex life,
361
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,996
why wouldn't we?
362
00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:16,164
If you are gonna make
that argument,
363
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,866
why should we let
any male suffer,
364
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,201
whether partnered or single?
365
00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:21,253
Or... ape, I suppose.
366
00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:23,288
Or any woman suffer,
for that matter?
367
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,007
Betty, uh, have Jane
come to my office.
368
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:26,425
Or women, too, of course,
369
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,677
although I am specifically
thinking of Jane's friend Keith.
370
00:18:28,712 --> 00:18:30,679
Now, he's impotent,
but he's single.
371
00:18:30,714 --> 00:18:31,964
It's a no-win situation.
372
00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:34,049
Maybe in those letters
that Jane reads,
373
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:36,385
she's found single women
who are dysfunctional
374
00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:38,103
and in need of help also.
375
00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:41,807
You're not suggesting we
pair two nonfunctioning patients?
376
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,392
It worked for Lester and Barb.
377
00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:44,443
He was impotent.
378
00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:45,644
She was suffering
from vaginismus.
379
00:18:45,696 --> 00:18:47,980
Lester and Barb
put themselves together.
380
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:50,132
They knew one another,
trusted one another.
381
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:51,733
Lester and Barb
were already in love.
382
00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:54,536
Ah, Jane, come in.
383
00:18:54,571 --> 00:18:56,822
Uh, we were just discussing
your friend Keith
384
00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:01,243
and the possibility of, um,
finding him a surrogate partner.
385
00:19:01,295 --> 00:19:04,746
I do think that the partner
should come from a list of women
386
00:19:04,748 --> 00:19:06,581
who have already participated
in the study,
387
00:19:06,617 --> 00:19:08,083
women we already know.
388
00:19:08,118 --> 00:19:11,003
But what kind of
woman... specifically?
389
00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:13,622
Well, she should be
functional, sexually.
390
00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,090
Sound, emotionally.
391
00:19:15,092 --> 00:19:17,726
She should have an interest
in the work, good-hearted,
392
00:19:17,761 --> 00:19:20,095
and have an inclination
toward the healing arts.
393
00:19:20,130 --> 00:19:22,397
She would have to be willing
to do it for free
394
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:23,515
because to pay her
395
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,434
would essentially
amount to prostitution.
396
00:19:25,486 --> 00:19:28,520
Would a background
in musical theater help?
397
00:19:28,572 --> 00:19:31,106
A woman who just finished
a six-week run
398
00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:33,275
as Nancy in "Oliver!"?
399
00:19:33,277 --> 00:19:37,696
♪ I'd do anything for you, dear ♪
400
00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:43,752
♪ anything for you
mean everything to me ♪
401
00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:46,855
I think that...
Jane is volunteering.
402
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,056
Because I know Keith.
403
00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,958
He's an old friend,
and I'd like to help.
404
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,595
And we... appreciate
your offer and your song, Jane,
405
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:57,299
but, uh...
we couldn't do that to Lester.
406
00:19:59,303 --> 00:20:01,053
We're taking a break.
407
00:20:01,105 --> 00:20:02,971
Next session's
not for another half-hour.
408
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:04,139
Mm.
409
00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:06,558
Thanks.
410
00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:08,777
How long have you
worked here again?
411
00:20:08,812 --> 00:20:10,946
How long
was Dante stuck in Purgatory?
412
00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:13,482
And how long
have you known Mrs. Johnson?
413
00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:15,450
Why are you asking me about her?
414
00:20:15,486 --> 00:20:18,737
Because office girls know
everything about everyone.
415
00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:23,575
Well... if you're smart,
416
00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:25,861
you won't get involved
with Mrs. Johnson.
417
00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,763
She has a very messy life.
418
00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:29,898
Who said anything
about getting involved?
419
00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:31,566
I'm young, not stupid.
420
00:20:31,602 --> 00:20:33,402
She's married, for starters,
421
00:20:33,437 --> 00:20:36,371
with a couple of kids,
but no worries there.
422
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:38,640
It's not like
they slow her down any.
423
00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:40,675
She's pretty, too.
I'll give her that.
424
00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:42,677
Knows how to use it.
425
00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:43,812
Meaning...?
426
00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:45,945
Meaning this job.
427
00:20:46,104 --> 00:20:47,738
She never even graduated
from college.
428
00:20:47,739 --> 00:20:49,323
You've met Dr. Masters.
429
00:20:49,358 --> 00:20:50,185
Does he strike you
430
00:20:50,237 --> 00:20:52,187
as a milk-of-human-kindness
kind of guy,
431
00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:55,407
handing out golden opportunities
to un-credentialed secretaries?
432
00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:58,360
Well, from where I sit,
433
00:20:58,362 --> 00:21:00,112
Mrs. Johnson
is an impressive woman,
434
00:21:00,164 --> 00:21:03,165
though it wouldn't surprise me
if Masters was smitten with her.
435
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,233
He's more than smitten.
436
00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:07,369
I know for a fact
he's sleeping with her.
437
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,506
And it's gross.
438
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,925
And it makes me sick.
439
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,521
Mrs. Fletcher's
changing into her robe,
440
00:21:26,557 --> 00:21:29,691
wants to know if she can have a
cigarette before the procedure.
441
00:21:29,726 --> 00:21:32,394
Well, I don't recommend
it, but if she insists.
442
00:21:32,396 --> 00:21:36,531
Heard you and Virginia are gonna
help Jane's single friend Keith.
443
00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,033
It's being discussed.
444
00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:41,403
Mm. That's a good thing,
taking care of single people.
445
00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:45,040
It's funny 'cause we've been
getting a bunch of calls
446
00:21:45,075 --> 00:21:48,960
from single women lately, asking
if we can impregnate them
447
00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:52,080
using donor sperm from the bank.
448
00:21:52,082 --> 00:21:53,999
I know. Go figure.
449
00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:58,720
So, um... can we?
450
00:21:58,755 --> 00:22:03,558
The question's never
arisen before, but... no.
451
00:22:03,594 --> 00:22:05,060
Why no?
452
00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:09,097
You know, so I can tell them
when they call.
453
00:22:09,149 --> 00:22:11,433
Well, for starters,
I'd have to ask why a woman
454
00:22:11,485 --> 00:22:13,151
would want to pursue
single motherhood.
455
00:22:13,187 --> 00:22:15,904
Well, it's nothing new.
456
00:22:15,939 --> 00:22:18,323
Husbands die or leave
all the time.
457
00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:21,743
But you can't compare
attrition to trying to make it happen.
458
00:22:21,778 --> 00:22:24,779
It's an incredibly difficult
path, undertaken all alone.
459
00:22:24,831 --> 00:22:27,282
What if she raised
the child with a friend,
460
00:22:27,284 --> 00:22:29,751
say, you know, someone
who'd be there to help out?
461
00:22:29,786 --> 00:22:32,420
Well, friends move.
They have lives of their own.
462
00:22:32,456 --> 00:22:34,956
You can't expect a friend
to make an 18-year commitment
463
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:36,675
to a child
that's not even their own.
464
00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:38,710
What if the friend
could make that commitment?
465
00:22:38,762 --> 00:22:40,095
What if the friend was family?
466
00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:41,429
A healthy, single woman
467
00:22:41,465 --> 00:22:43,515
does not need me
to inseminate her.
468
00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:46,968
A couple of gin and tonics
and the guy one bar stool over
469
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,603
would be just as effective.
470
00:22:52,676 --> 00:22:55,343
I got together with Gil
when he was 12.
471
00:22:55,379 --> 00:22:57,479
I was right out of college.
472
00:22:57,531 --> 00:23:01,066
And he had just, uh,
left the Cleveland Zoo.
473
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,484
There you go.
474
00:23:02,536 --> 00:23:05,320
I mean, in-- in many ways,
we really grew up together.
475
00:23:06,823 --> 00:23:09,324
I just-- I can't believe
Gil's not mating.
476
00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:10,825
For how long?
477
00:23:10,877 --> 00:23:13,328
Uh, a little over a year now.
478
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:15,830
But Gil is a class-A breeder.
479
00:23:15,832 --> 00:23:17,716
Right.
Who's his trainer?
480
00:23:17,751 --> 00:23:20,051
Does she have any experience
with primates?
481
00:23:20,087 --> 00:23:22,420
I mean, you can't just,
you know, get some bozo
482
00:23:22,472 --> 00:23:24,389
who's been cleaning up
after giraffes
483
00:23:24,424 --> 00:23:25,974
and stick 'em in there with Gil.
484
00:23:26,009 --> 00:23:27,275
I mean, th-there's an art.
485
00:23:27,311 --> 00:23:28,877
Gil's new trainer is a man.
486
00:23:28,912 --> 00:23:31,813
Oh. There's
your problem right there.
487
00:23:31,848 --> 00:23:34,899
Gil has to have
a female attendant.
488
00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:37,352
I mean, someone
who can stroke his ego
489
00:23:37,404 --> 00:23:40,355
and, you know,
let him know that he's the king.
490
00:23:40,357 --> 00:23:44,943
Did you know that Gil's birthday
is the exact same day as Elvis?
491
00:23:44,995 --> 00:23:48,697
No, uh, we didn't.
492
00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:51,366
Yeah. It was always
a little joke between us,
493
00:23:51,418 --> 00:23:53,435
you know,
who-- who was the real king.
494
00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:55,637
A joke, uh, between you and Gil?
495
00:23:55,672 --> 00:23:59,674
What I'm saying is that no
man will be able to care for Gil.
496
00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:00,976
He needs a woman.
497
00:24:01,011 --> 00:24:04,145
Did you ever witness Gil mating,
498
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,114
back when he was mating
successfully?
499
00:24:06,149 --> 00:24:08,883
There was nothing
that went on with Gil
500
00:24:08,919 --> 00:24:10,652
that I wasn't there for.
501
00:24:10,687 --> 00:24:14,022
Oh, uh,
would you care to elaborate?
502
00:24:16,226 --> 00:24:20,061
Well, after he and a
female would get acquainted,
503
00:24:20,063 --> 00:24:25,033
I'd sit with Gil and let him
know how big and strong he was,
504
00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:29,037
what a catch he was, you know,
just cheer him on a bit.
505
00:24:29,072 --> 00:24:32,991
That is hard to believe,
that you would just talk to Gil
506
00:24:33,043 --> 00:24:35,210
and-- and he was able
to perform.
507
00:24:35,245 --> 00:24:38,213
With me, Gil sired 21 offspring
508
00:24:38,248 --> 00:24:41,299
with 7 different females
from zoos all over the country,
509
00:24:41,335 --> 00:24:43,752
so I'd say it was enough.
510
00:24:43,804 --> 00:24:47,055
But besides
words of encouragement,
511
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:51,593
was there anything else
that you would do...
512
00:24:51,645 --> 00:24:53,895
to... help-- help Gil along?
513
00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:59,401
What is that supposed to mean?
514
00:24:59,436 --> 00:25:03,872
Well... uh, would you...
515
00:25:03,907 --> 00:25:06,107
- We just, um...
- Uh...
516
00:25:06,109 --> 00:25:08,610
Look, I don't know
what you've heard, okay,
517
00:25:08,662 --> 00:25:10,028
but Gil and I were friends...
518
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,414
Close friends, devoted friends,
519
00:25:12,449 --> 00:25:14,115
but friends, and that is all.
520
00:25:14,117 --> 00:25:15,750
So, if you will excuse me.
521
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,753
Of course.
522
00:25:18,789 --> 00:25:20,955
Thank you so much for your time.
523
00:25:22,459 --> 00:25:26,344
Uh, Miss Gladwin...
would you ever consider
524
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:29,130
returning to the zoo
to help Gil
525
00:25:29,182 --> 00:25:33,551
get past whatever barrier it is
that's holding him back?
526
00:25:33,603 --> 00:25:35,136
I'm sorry.
527
00:25:35,138 --> 00:25:38,073
That would be a little
too painful for both of us.
528
00:25:38,108 --> 00:25:41,109
After Gil and I split,
I mean, I was just a mess.
529
00:25:41,144 --> 00:25:43,445
I couldn't leave my house.
530
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,814
I couldn't eat,
and I couldn't sleep.
531
00:25:45,816 --> 00:25:49,284
I am just now getting my life
back into order.
532
00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:50,819
So, no.
533
00:25:52,122 --> 00:25:53,488
You're on your own.
534
00:25:55,876 --> 00:25:57,659
Thank you.
535
00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:11,589
I don't want to go to bed yet.
536
00:26:11,641 --> 00:26:14,142
A kiss doesn't always
mean I'm sending you off.
537
00:26:14,177 --> 00:26:16,928
I, um-- I was just thinking
that I-- I'm gonna go next door
538
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:18,430
and check in on Mr. Edley.
539
00:26:18,482 --> 00:26:19,764
And Mrs. Edley?
540
00:26:19,816 --> 00:26:22,517
Yes, of course.
Mrs. Edley, too.
541
00:26:22,569 --> 00:26:24,602
See how they're doing.
542
00:26:24,654 --> 00:26:27,489
Um, can I stay up
until you get back?
543
00:26:27,524 --> 00:26:29,190
Yes.
544
00:26:47,093 --> 00:26:49,210
Goodbye, Ernie Nevers.
545
00:27:09,065 --> 00:27:10,231
John?
546
00:27:11,952 --> 00:27:14,235
It's awfully late for you,
isn't it?
547
00:27:14,237 --> 00:27:17,438
Mom's letting me stay up
until she gets back.
548
00:27:17,474 --> 00:27:18,706
Back from...?
549
00:27:18,742 --> 00:27:20,942
Next door.
The Edleys'.
550
00:27:22,979 --> 00:27:25,663
Is there-- is there
something burning?
551
00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,667
Uh, maybe.
552
00:27:29,719 --> 00:27:32,754
Maybe mom burnt
some plastic wrap.
553
00:27:32,806 --> 00:27:35,890
She's been pretty...
distracted lately.
554
00:27:41,481 --> 00:27:44,265
- So, how was school?
- I'm really tired.
555
00:27:46,603 --> 00:27:48,520
I'm gonna go to bed.
556
00:27:54,811 --> 00:27:57,045
It's for the apartment,
if you agree.
557
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,247
Look, just go.
558
00:27:59,282 --> 00:28:02,200
Take your check and just go.
559
00:28:02,252 --> 00:28:04,919
I don't blame you
for being furious with me.
560
00:28:04,955 --> 00:28:08,389
I-I cannot begin to apologize
for what I did,
561
00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:10,375
for telling you what I knew
about Joy.
562
00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:11,626
It was not mine to tell.
563
00:28:11,628 --> 00:28:13,962
Well, can't un-ring
that bell now, can we?
564
00:28:13,997 --> 00:28:15,697
And what difference
would it make, anyway?
565
00:28:15,732 --> 00:28:17,332
Libby, I was gonna
find out soon enough
566
00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:18,566
when I walked through that door
567
00:28:18,602 --> 00:28:20,568
and found a "Dear John" letter
on the counter.
568
00:28:20,604 --> 00:28:23,304
Or wasn't that how Joy planned
on telling me?
569
00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:25,039
What was her plan, exactly?
570
00:28:25,075 --> 00:28:26,808
I don't know about that.
571
00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:28,526
Something you don't know.
572
00:28:28,562 --> 00:28:31,613
I have to admit,
whatever it was, it worked...
573
00:28:31,648 --> 00:28:34,566
In its own sick kind of way...
574
00:28:34,618 --> 00:28:37,752
Being totally clueless as to
what was really happening here.
575
00:28:37,787 --> 00:28:40,021
It made taking care of her
seem noble.
576
00:28:40,056 --> 00:28:41,990
But-- but now...
577
00:28:42,042 --> 00:28:43,524
I know.
578
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:48,162
You're left with pain
and confusion and resent--
579
00:28:48,164 --> 00:28:49,831
Don't tell me what I feel.
580
00:28:51,668 --> 00:28:54,636
I will tell you because I know.
581
00:28:54,671 --> 00:28:57,672
I know how precious
illusions can be.
582
00:28:57,724 --> 00:29:00,808
I know
how they can keep you alive.
583
00:29:00,844 --> 00:29:03,845
I know because
it has been so long
584
00:29:03,847 --> 00:29:05,847
since I had any
about my own life.
585
00:29:09,402 --> 00:29:12,186
Sometimes
I sit in that apartment,
586
00:29:12,238 --> 00:29:16,824
and I pretend that my husband
is gonna walk through the door,
587
00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:20,261
but not as he is now,
but from another, earlier time.
588
00:29:20,297 --> 00:29:21,746
And I sit there thinking,
589
00:29:21,781 --> 00:29:24,399
"God, if I could just keep
this dream alive,
590
00:29:24,434 --> 00:29:28,036
just-- just for a little while,
just like a little bit each day,
591
00:29:28,088 --> 00:29:30,088
then-- then maybe it will
allow me to go home
592
00:29:30,123 --> 00:29:32,256
- to the real Bill, the--
- I can't hear this.
593
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,208
Please don't turn away from me!
594
00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:36,377
What do you want from me?
Huh?
595
00:29:36,429 --> 00:29:37,845
These past few months,
596
00:29:37,881 --> 00:29:40,715
all I have wanted to see come
through that door is you.
597
00:29:40,767 --> 00:29:43,134
That's the only thing
I had to look forward to.
598
00:29:43,186 --> 00:29:45,019
That was it.
599
00:29:45,055 --> 00:29:48,790
And you took it, along with
my illusions about my wife.
600
00:29:48,825 --> 00:29:51,559
Keep the apartment.
It's yours.
601
00:30:11,247 --> 00:30:12,747
She sounded
like a good candidate.
602
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:15,667
We need to find someone
who's gonna be a good surrogate,
603
00:30:15,752 --> 00:30:18,169
not scare a guy out of hiccups.
604
00:30:18,221 --> 00:30:21,923
We need to, um, keep looking.
605
00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:23,925
Why? You just keep
rejecting them all.
606
00:30:23,927 --> 00:30:25,810
We haven't found
the right girl.
607
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:29,063
F-34-21 was good.
608
00:30:29,099 --> 00:30:34,569
F-34-21 is Sue, the supply
secretary from Memorial.
609
00:30:34,604 --> 00:30:37,438
Sue once threw a stapler
at a guy in a wheelchair.
610
00:30:37,490 --> 00:30:40,541
That's not exactly the helping
hand that Keith needs.
611
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:43,244
This is F-12-22.
612
00:30:43,279 --> 00:30:44,445
Uh...
613
00:30:52,455 --> 00:30:54,005
Oh.
614
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,707
Don't shut that off, Lester.
615
00:30:55,759 --> 00:30:56,858
That's me.
616
00:30:58,545 --> 00:31:00,011
I know who it is.
617
00:31:00,046 --> 00:31:01,596
Then look at it.
618
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:06,300
You filmed this.
619
00:31:06,352 --> 00:31:08,553
It's how you fell in love
with me...
620
00:31:10,473 --> 00:31:12,857
Well, maybe not that shot,
but...
621
00:31:12,892 --> 00:31:14,976
Why are you showing this to me?
622
00:31:17,113 --> 00:31:19,981
Because I want you to
remember how this all started.
623
00:31:22,986 --> 00:31:25,820
Lester, I knew
from the very beginning
624
00:31:25,822 --> 00:31:28,055
that this work
was groundbreaking,
625
00:31:28,091 --> 00:31:30,892
that what Dr. Masters
and Virginia were doing
626
00:31:30,927 --> 00:31:32,326
was brave and fearless,
627
00:31:32,378 --> 00:31:35,329
and it made me
feel brave and fearless, too.
628
00:31:35,381 --> 00:31:38,566
It's why I volunteered
way back then.
629
00:31:41,838 --> 00:31:44,772
And it's why I want to
volunteer now...
630
00:31:44,808 --> 00:31:47,759
as a surrogate...
for Keith.
631
00:31:47,811 --> 00:31:51,062
You want to boff somebody
from Mr. Taybor's drama class?
632
00:31:51,097 --> 00:31:52,980
I want to contribute.
I want to help!
633
00:31:53,016 --> 00:31:54,315
Are you insane?
634
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:56,184
How does you humping
old friend Keith
635
00:31:56,186 --> 00:31:58,069
help me or our kids
or our marriage?
636
00:31:58,104 --> 00:32:01,155
Well, you've dedicated your
life to this work, haven't you?
637
00:32:01,191 --> 00:32:03,424
And what about when
you were in Keith's shoes?
638
00:32:10,366 --> 00:32:12,867
I overheard
Dr. Masters and Virginia
639
00:32:12,952 --> 00:32:15,069
talking about you and Barb.
640
00:32:16,873 --> 00:32:19,607
Why didn't you tell me
you were impotent,
641
00:32:19,642 --> 00:32:23,244
that you and Barb participated
in the work?
642
00:32:23,279 --> 00:32:25,346
Well, b-because
it's not the kind of thing
643
00:32:25,381 --> 00:32:26,681
you blab about to your wife.
644
00:32:26,716 --> 00:32:29,016
Because the whole reason
I was impotent to begin with
645
00:32:29,052 --> 00:32:31,219
was because you dumped me
for some dickhead director
646
00:32:31,254 --> 00:32:32,220
and I fell apart.
647
00:32:32,255 --> 00:32:33,988
Because you broke my heart,
648
00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:36,724
and it was all
just so very humiliating.
649
00:32:40,463 --> 00:32:43,197
But you got the help
that you needed.
650
00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:45,533
Here, you were cured.
651
00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:49,570
I know he deserves help.
652
00:32:49,622 --> 00:32:52,156
And if anyone knows, it's me.
653
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,624
But--
654
00:32:54,961 --> 00:32:56,577
Hey.
655
00:32:58,498 --> 00:33:02,250
You were cured,
and I came back to you...
656
00:33:02,302 --> 00:33:05,386
because it's you
that I love, Lester.
657
00:33:05,421 --> 00:33:08,139
It's Keith I just want to help.
658
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:20,101
If we're gonna do this,
we should do it now.
659
00:33:20,153 --> 00:33:22,854
Give it one shot, one shot only.
660
00:33:22,906 --> 00:33:26,607
However long it takes, Bill...
661
00:33:26,609 --> 00:33:28,743
because if this were
any other suffering male,
662
00:33:28,778 --> 00:33:30,444
you would be the first one
to help.
663
00:33:30,496 --> 00:33:32,163
Suffering human male, yes.
664
00:33:32,198 --> 00:33:33,681
And I am arguing
665
00:33:33,716 --> 00:33:36,484
that there may not be as much
of a difference as you'd think.
666
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:38,786
All right, we tell his
trainer to take the day off.
667
00:33:38,821 --> 00:33:41,622
- Today?
- Get it over with.
668
00:33:41,658 --> 00:33:43,291
Do our best.
669
00:33:46,379 --> 00:33:48,679
Well, I suppose
it wasn't that long ago
670
00:33:48,715 --> 00:33:53,351
I was a suffering... creature
also, as you pointed out.
671
00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:57,638
And you saved me, so...
672
00:33:59,475 --> 00:34:01,025
Good morning.
673
00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:02,693
I have a proposition
for you two.
674
00:34:02,729 --> 00:34:04,612
Actually,
we're in the middle of--
675
00:34:04,647 --> 00:34:06,480
Come in, Dan.
What's on your mind?
676
00:34:06,532 --> 00:34:10,234
So, my company is debuting
our new popcorn butter flavoring
677
00:34:10,286 --> 00:34:13,487
tonight at the premiere of
"The Ghost And Mr. Chicken"
678
00:34:13,489 --> 00:34:14,989
over at the Hi-Pointe Theater,
679
00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:17,408
and I thought,
"Who doesn't love Don Knotts?"
680
00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:19,243
Barney Fife
is a staple in my home.
681
00:34:19,295 --> 00:34:21,662
And Captain Harry Little--
"The Last Time I Saw Archie"?
682
00:34:21,698 --> 00:34:23,898
Henry and I saw that three times.
683
00:34:23,933 --> 00:34:25,633
Which is why I thought
it might be fun
684
00:34:25,668 --> 00:34:26,884
to invite the entire office.
685
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,836
- Our office?
- Yeah.
686
00:34:28,838 --> 00:34:30,738
That's very thoughtful.
687
00:34:30,773 --> 00:34:32,406
Well, your gang
seems game to come
688
00:34:32,442 --> 00:34:34,058
because I've already run it
by them--
689
00:34:34,093 --> 00:34:35,843
That is very generous
of you, Dan.
690
00:34:35,895 --> 00:34:38,012
It does sound like
fun, doesn't it, Bill?
691
00:34:38,064 --> 00:34:40,564
I think we could all use
a little time off.
692
00:34:40,650 --> 00:34:42,767
Oh, absolutely we could.
693
00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:45,403
Unfortunately,
we do have to work tonight.
694
00:34:45,438 --> 00:34:47,688
No, we have to work today.
695
00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:50,524
Well, we don't know
how long this is gonna take.
696
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,910
So, then let's move it
until tomorrow.
697
00:34:52,946 --> 00:34:55,029
One more night
curled around a tire swing
698
00:34:55,031 --> 00:34:56,597
isn't gonna make any difference.
699
00:34:56,633 --> 00:34:59,533
Well, it'll make a difference to Gil.
700
00:34:59,569 --> 00:35:01,619
Wasn't that your point to me,
Virginia?
701
00:35:01,671 --> 00:35:04,121
Virginia was just saying
I-- I have a soft spot
702
00:35:04,173 --> 00:35:05,589
for any suffering male.
703
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:08,960
Yes, it's almost
a knee-jerk reaction with Bill.
704
00:35:09,012 --> 00:35:11,979
And while no one appreciates
Don Knotts more than I...
705
00:35:12,015 --> 00:35:14,348
Suffering male.
706
00:35:14,384 --> 00:35:16,450
He was very good
on "Steve Allen."
707
00:35:18,755 --> 00:35:20,488
No, I'm--
I'm sure that was him.
708
00:35:20,523 --> 00:35:24,125
And, uh, I'm also a--
a huge fan of popcorn.
709
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,226
With butter.
710
00:35:25,278 --> 00:35:28,062
Butter-like flavor.
Even better.
711
00:35:28,064 --> 00:35:29,563
Which is why it's such a shame
712
00:35:29,615 --> 00:35:30,731
that Mrs. Johnson and I are busy
713
00:35:30,783 --> 00:35:32,066
with all this work
on our plates.
714
00:35:32,118 --> 00:35:34,568
But please do certainly take
the rest of the office.
715
00:35:34,570 --> 00:35:35,903
- They'll love it.
- Mm.
716
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:42,209
You know, I was just telling
Virginia the other day
717
00:35:42,245 --> 00:35:45,129
how important I think it is
to spend time away from work.
718
00:35:45,214 --> 00:35:48,299
Mm. Has Virginia spoken
to you about the case?
719
00:35:48,334 --> 00:35:50,334
Mnh-mnh.
720
00:35:50,386 --> 00:35:52,753
Oh, it's fascinating, really.
721
00:35:52,755 --> 00:35:54,672
Um, Mrs. Johnson and I
722
00:35:54,724 --> 00:35:58,426
are essentially reaching back
through time
723
00:35:58,461 --> 00:35:59,977
to understand the, uh--
724
00:36:00,013 --> 00:36:02,480
the nature of evolutionary
attraction.
725
00:36:02,515 --> 00:36:05,766
The patient is,
uh, an unusual one.
726
00:36:05,818 --> 00:36:08,319
Who requires extra care.
727
00:36:08,404 --> 00:36:13,307
So, sadly, we will have to leave
Mr. Chicken's Ghost to you.
728
00:36:15,078 --> 00:36:16,861
You're sure about that,
Virginia?
729
00:36:16,913 --> 00:36:18,446
You really can't break away?
730
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:24,118
Yeah, we are very busy... Dan.
731
00:36:24,153 --> 00:36:28,122
Uh, we're doing an interview
with Newsweek tomorrow,
732
00:36:28,157 --> 00:36:31,459
plus this very challenging case,
as we said.
733
00:36:31,494 --> 00:36:33,160
Aren't all cases a challenge?
734
00:36:33,229 --> 00:36:35,129
Oh, no, not like this one.
735
00:36:35,164 --> 00:36:36,697
Because...?
736
00:36:36,733 --> 00:36:39,800
It's a gorilla.
737
00:36:41,604 --> 00:36:45,139
Sorry, but I need the PDR
if I'm gonna file properly.
738
00:36:45,141 --> 00:36:48,476
Oh, good.
Uh, Tessie, you can meet Dan.
739
00:36:48,478 --> 00:36:50,511
Mr. Logan,
say hello to my daughter.
740
00:36:50,546 --> 00:36:51,896
Tessie, this is Mr. Logan.
741
00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:55,232
He's the one doing the scent
tests that I told you about.
742
00:36:55,284 --> 00:36:59,036
Nice to meet you... Mr. Logan.
743
00:36:59,072 --> 00:37:01,038
Mm. Pleasure.
744
00:37:05,128 --> 00:37:07,294
There's no reason to be nervous.
745
00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:09,413
Dr. Masters is completely
respectful.
746
00:37:09,465 --> 00:37:13,868
It's sensate training,
so it'll just be you and me.
747
00:37:38,361 --> 00:37:41,745
I sound like--
I sound like a ran a marathon.
748
00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:43,831
Shh.
749
00:37:43,866 --> 00:37:45,666
It's okay.
750
00:37:45,701 --> 00:37:47,701
Relax.
751
00:38:02,919 --> 00:38:05,252
That you were willing to do this
for me, Jane...
752
00:38:05,288 --> 00:38:06,887
I can never--
753
00:38:06,923 --> 00:38:08,689
You're welcome.
754
00:38:20,903 --> 00:38:27,074
So, um... how long until, um...
755
00:38:27,126 --> 00:38:31,879
As Virginia says,
it's a process.
756
00:38:31,914 --> 00:38:36,467
I'm here... with you.
757
00:38:36,502 --> 00:38:41,305
So, for now, just listen
to the sound of my voice
758
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:44,175
as I tell you...
759
00:38:44,227 --> 00:38:46,760
Who's a handsome gorilla?
760
00:38:46,796 --> 00:38:49,847
Who's a big, strong boy?
761
00:38:51,901 --> 00:38:53,267
Go on, Gil.
762
00:38:53,319 --> 00:38:56,437
Go to her. Look.
She's ready.
763
00:38:56,489 --> 00:38:58,939
You're the king.
764
00:38:58,941 --> 00:39:01,325
Remember?
765
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,329
Yes, you are.
You can-- you can do this.
766
00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:10,367
How much more time
are we going to give this?
767
00:39:10,419 --> 00:39:12,336
Oh, it's--
it's a process, Virginia.
768
00:39:12,371 --> 00:39:13,654
You know that better than I.
769
00:39:13,689 --> 00:39:16,991
Yes, but I've now used
every encouraging word
770
00:39:17,026 --> 00:39:19,627
that I have ever uttered
to any male ever.
771
00:39:19,662 --> 00:39:21,262
He's listening.
772
00:39:21,297 --> 00:39:25,683
I know that he's listening,
but somehow it's not enough.
773
00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:32,973
This was a mistake.
774
00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:39,146
To think that we could ever
convince another species,
775
00:39:39,198 --> 00:39:41,115
that I could convince another--
776
00:39:41,150 --> 00:39:42,516
He is 98% us.
777
00:39:42,551 --> 00:39:44,118
But he's not us,
778
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:46,687
and this is nothing more
than hubris on my part.
779
00:39:46,722 --> 00:39:49,590
Maybe-- maybe
just move towards him.
780
00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:52,092
Just a little bit closer.
781
00:40:00,670 --> 00:40:02,836
Now try again.
782
00:40:11,013 --> 00:40:15,683
Do you remember
the other day? Gil?
783
00:40:18,254 --> 00:40:21,388
You liked me then, didn't you?
784
00:40:21,424 --> 00:40:27,428
I can always tell when someone
is interested in me.
785
00:40:27,463 --> 00:40:30,197
That's all right.
You can look at me.
786
00:40:35,338 --> 00:40:39,373
I'm here to help you.
I'm here. Look at me.
787
00:40:39,408 --> 00:40:41,642
I'm here to help you.
788
00:41:06,902 --> 00:41:08,535
Okay.
789
00:41:08,571 --> 00:41:12,156
All right, now,
go-- go to her, Gil.
790
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,507
That's good.
791
00:41:16,112 --> 00:41:17,845
Go on.
792
00:41:22,718 --> 00:41:26,520
He wants--
he wants your breast.
793
00:41:26,555 --> 00:41:29,957
Loretta was
a full-figured woman.
794
00:41:33,929 --> 00:41:37,431
He wants, uh...
795
00:41:37,466 --> 00:41:40,768
He wants Loretta's breast.
796
00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:50,411
No one gives of
themselves like you, Virginia.
797
00:41:50,446 --> 00:41:53,082
You saved me.
798
00:41:53,183 --> 00:41:55,349
Now it's Gil's turn to be saved.
799
00:43:02,528 --> 00:43:04,244
What are you doing here?
800
00:43:09,335 --> 00:43:12,085
I had nowhere else to go.
801
00:43:20,379 --> 00:43:22,262
Hiya, Hank.
802
00:43:28,187 --> 00:43:30,020
We fooled him.
803
00:43:40,282 --> 00:43:42,232
You're gonna use
this thing on me?
804
00:43:42,284 --> 00:43:44,651
Uh, it's a catheter.
805
00:43:44,703 --> 00:43:49,206
I'm going to slip it up into
your, you know-- your cervix.
806
00:43:49,241 --> 00:43:54,745
And then I'm gonna shoot the
little swimmers in with... it.
807
00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:56,079
But do we have time?
808
00:43:56,131 --> 00:43:57,498
Because, you know, the book said
809
00:43:57,550 --> 00:43:59,650
that the sperm takes a half-hour
to thaw
810
00:43:59,764 --> 00:44:03,086
and then you've got to put it up me and
then I have to sit still for one hour--
811
00:44:03,088 --> 00:44:04,972
Helen, it's 2:00 in the morning.
812
00:44:05,007 --> 00:44:07,307
Hank doesn't want to know what
we're doing in here.
813
00:44:07,343 --> 00:44:08,374
I think we're safe.
814
00:44:10,530 --> 00:44:13,198
This is a really
big decision, Betts.
815
00:44:14,090 --> 00:44:17,396
I mean, uh, deciding
who to pick for the donation.
816
00:44:17,397 --> 00:44:20,819
I thought this guy seemed good.
817
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:24,431
6', 180 pounds.
Eyes, green. Brown hair.
818
00:44:24,466 --> 00:44:28,111
Yeah, I got nothing against him,
but he could also be anyone.
819
00:44:28,163 --> 00:44:29,445
What else?
820
00:44:29,447 --> 00:44:31,447
What "What else"?
That's it.
821
00:44:31,499 --> 00:44:32,916
It's all done anonymously,
822
00:44:32,951 --> 00:44:35,118
so we're always gonna be
a little short
823
00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:37,253
on, you know,
pertinent information.
824
00:44:37,289 --> 00:44:39,122
What about character?
825
00:44:39,124 --> 00:44:42,027
Helen, it's sperm.
We add the character.
826
00:44:42,142 --> 00:44:45,168
It's not just sperm.
It could be anybody.
827
00:44:45,169 --> 00:44:47,601
It could be Lee Harvey Oswald's sperm.
828
00:44:47,636 --> 00:44:50,270
It could be the sperm
of The Cincinnati Strangler,
829
00:44:50,306 --> 00:44:52,839
Richard Nixon,
by way of example.
830
00:44:54,193 --> 00:44:56,393
You know,
this is when you just wish
831
00:44:56,445 --> 00:44:57,978
that you were just-- ugh!
832
00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:59,146
This is when you wish
833
00:44:59,148 --> 00:45:00,981
that you were just one
of the regular folks
834
00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:03,734
'cause regular folks just--
oh, they just get what they get.
835
00:45:03,786 --> 00:45:06,286
They don't have all this
responsibility of choosing.
836
00:45:09,591 --> 00:45:11,825
It should be
a big responsibility.
837
00:45:11,827 --> 00:45:13,327
We're making a baby.
838
00:45:13,329 --> 00:45:15,929
I do envy the regular folks,
though.
839
00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:17,331
At least they have some idea
840
00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:19,883
of what kind of kid they're
gonna get on the other end.
841
00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,469
They don't even have
photos of the donors in here.
842
00:45:22,504 --> 00:45:24,304
I mean, not that looks
are everything.
843
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:26,089
Well, they're not
nothing, either.
844
00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,174
But smarts matter.
845
00:45:27,226 --> 00:45:28,842
A good heart matters most.
846
00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:32,346
When we have our kid, no matter
who she is or who he is,
847
00:45:32,348 --> 00:45:34,981
we're gonna love them
like crazy.
848
00:45:35,017 --> 00:45:36,933
Or maybe people just say that
849
00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:39,019
'cause they're stuck
with what they got
850
00:45:39,021 --> 00:45:40,854
'cause they didn't have
a choice.
851
00:45:40,856 --> 00:45:42,689
Well, what choice do we have?
852
00:45:42,691 --> 00:45:44,574
Isn't it either this
or nothing, right?
853
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,081
Actually, I might know someone
854
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:54,034
who's a whole lot better
than nothing.
855
00:45:58,257 --> 00:46:01,541
I talked with
Zookeeper Steve this morning.
856
00:46:01,543 --> 00:46:04,511
They were astounded
at our success with Gil.
857
00:46:04,546 --> 00:46:07,681
Can't imagine how we managed
to pull that off.
858
00:46:09,551 --> 00:46:12,986
Well... what happened yesterday
859
00:46:13,021 --> 00:46:15,589
was no solution at all.
860
00:46:15,624 --> 00:46:18,258
I wasn't looking for a solution.
861
00:46:18,293 --> 00:46:21,261
- I was looking for an answer.
- To what?
862
00:46:21,330 --> 00:46:23,797
Whether or not
it could be done...
863
00:46:23,832 --> 00:46:27,267
Whether I could do it--
we could do it.
864
00:46:27,302 --> 00:46:29,236
And we did.
865
00:46:29,271 --> 00:46:32,372
There's something
for Newsweek to chew on.
866
00:46:32,408 --> 00:46:35,442
We will not tell
Newsweek about this.
867
00:46:36,879 --> 00:46:40,414
Gil proves that
performance-based dysfunction
868
00:46:40,499 --> 00:46:42,132
is so rooted in our psyche
869
00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,000
that not even
the most primitive of us,
870
00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:47,003
under certain stresses,
are immune to its effects,
871
00:46:47,055 --> 00:46:48,338
but more importantly,
872
00:46:48,390 --> 00:46:52,426
that these dysfunctions
can be repaired by us.
873
00:46:52,428 --> 00:46:54,928
Now, why not let Newsweek
print the story
874
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:58,765
that says Masters and Johnson
can fix anyone, even an ape?
875
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:00,734
Because it's not true.
876
00:47:00,769 --> 00:47:02,602
We can straighten out anything
877
00:47:02,688 --> 00:47:04,521
that human beings
manage to screw up.
878
00:47:04,573 --> 00:47:07,441
We can't... Bill.
879
00:47:07,493 --> 00:47:10,110
And you know it.
880
00:47:10,145 --> 00:47:15,182
That was a fluke, not a cure,
which is why we cannot say it.
881
00:47:37,556 --> 00:47:39,306
Some doctor's office--
882
00:47:39,308 --> 00:47:41,975
where you can get syphilis
from breathing the air.
883
00:47:42,010 --> 00:47:44,361
What kind of orthopedist
works here?
884
00:47:44,396 --> 00:47:47,063
These women
don't need an orthopedist?
885
00:47:47,115 --> 00:47:50,116
On their feet all day,
twisting themselves in knots?
886
00:47:50,152 --> 00:47:52,235
Can you imagine
the wear and tear?
887
00:47:52,287 --> 00:47:53,820
But for us, for our baby?
888
00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:55,539
Honey, honey, he's a doctor
889
00:47:55,574 --> 00:47:58,074
with a face like a movie star
and a body that looks like
890
00:47:58,126 --> 00:48:00,327
it should be throwing
thunderbolts from a cloud.
891
00:48:00,329 --> 00:48:02,996
If you want our baby
to have the best head start,
892
00:48:02,998 --> 00:48:04,197
this is how we do it.
893
00:48:04,233 --> 00:48:05,999
Can I help you ladies?
894
00:48:06,001 --> 00:48:07,250
Oh, Austin!
895
00:48:07,302 --> 00:48:09,386
- So good to see you.
- Betty. How are you?
896
00:48:09,421 --> 00:48:10,670
- I'm good.
- Good.
897
00:48:10,672 --> 00:48:12,222
Uh, this is
my girlfriend, Helen.
898
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:13,473
- Hi, Helen.
- Hi.
899
00:48:13,509 --> 00:48:15,342
Nice to meet you.
900
00:48:15,344 --> 00:48:18,228
Girlfriends
as in pals from high school
901
00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:20,680
or girlfriends
as in the previous act?
902
00:48:20,716 --> 00:48:23,483
We're lovers, Austin.
903
00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:26,820
Okay.
Whatever works, ladies.
904
00:48:28,290 --> 00:48:31,441
So, uh, what did you
want to speak to me about?
905
00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:39,366
We have a favor to ask.
906
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,456
There you go!
907
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:53,046
Mm. And your most,
uh, significant case to date?
908
00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:57,017
Oh, we consider
each and every case
909
00:48:57,052 --> 00:48:58,802
significant in its own way.
910
00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:01,521
Any chance of narrowing
that down a little?
911
00:49:01,557 --> 00:49:03,940
You know, maybe there's
a celebrity angle
912
00:49:03,976 --> 00:49:06,159
that we can share
with our readers?
913
00:49:06,194 --> 00:49:08,828
Each case, taken together,
914
00:49:08,864 --> 00:49:12,566
makes up the body
of our scientific study.
915
00:49:14,469 --> 00:49:16,536
How about you, Dr. Masters?
916
00:49:16,572 --> 00:49:18,905
You care to respond?
917
00:49:18,941 --> 00:49:21,825
I agree with Mrs. Johnson--
918
00:49:21,877 --> 00:49:24,911
that each case
matters on its own merits.
919
00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:30,884
But if I were to choose one case
920
00:49:30,919 --> 00:49:34,671
that stood out
as particularly meaningful...
921
00:49:34,723 --> 00:49:38,008
it would have to be the one
involving an ape.
922
00:49:41,597 --> 00:49:44,798
Al "The Ape" Neely and his wife,
Isabella Ricci.
923
00:49:44,833 --> 00:49:46,683
I'm so glad
you brought them up.
924
00:49:46,735 --> 00:49:48,180
Well, since they
themselves have been so public
925
00:49:48,268 --> 00:49:49,319
about their treatment with us,
926
00:49:49,397 --> 00:49:50,570
I feel we can say
they're patients,
927
00:49:50,664 --> 00:49:53,916
although I can't divulge
specifics.
928
00:49:53,951 --> 00:49:55,241
All right, then.
929
00:49:55,277 --> 00:49:57,911
In a general way, what-- what
about their case is significant?
930
00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:04,834
Well... let's take,
as an example,
931
00:50:04,870 --> 00:50:09,222
a real ape taken
out of its natural habitat,
932
00:50:09,257 --> 00:50:11,958
as a good way of understanding
what happened with the Neelys...
933
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:16,212
Because if you take that ape
934
00:50:16,264 --> 00:50:22,385
and damage it in ways that
only humans can inflict damage,
935
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:27,107
watch it turn itself
into something it's not,
936
00:50:27,142 --> 00:50:32,812
then our job is to take
those shattered parts
937
00:50:32,848 --> 00:50:37,083
and, uh, bring them together,
938
00:50:37,119 --> 00:50:42,155
and allow, through a--
a successful coupling,
939
00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:48,061
those wounds to finally heal.
940
00:51:05,447 --> 00:51:07,447
I figured now
that I know your taste in men,
941
00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:09,749
I'd give you another chance
and ask you out to the movies.
942
00:51:15,157 --> 00:51:17,457
Oh, God, you're drenched.
943
00:51:17,492 --> 00:51:19,359
How long have you
been sitting there?
944
00:51:19,394 --> 00:51:21,027
Hours.
945
00:51:21,063 --> 00:51:22,829
And I jammed the zipper
putting it on,
946
00:51:22,864 --> 00:51:25,231
so I'm not sure I'm ever gonna
be able to get this thing off.
947
00:51:26,902 --> 00:51:29,035
Well, now I suppose
the only difference
948
00:51:29,071 --> 00:51:31,071
between you and every other man
949
00:51:31,106 --> 00:51:33,573
is that you wear your ape
on the outside.
950
00:51:34,676 --> 00:51:37,477
I get the feeling
this wasn't a good idea.
951
00:51:38,764 --> 00:51:40,930
I know that you were
trying to be sweet.
952
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,468
What happened?
953
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,970
What went wrong?
954
00:51:48,724 --> 00:51:51,224
We were successful.
955
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:53,059
He mated.
956
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:55,111
But...?
957
00:51:56,865 --> 00:52:03,369
But he... needed
some encouragement...
958
00:52:03,405 --> 00:52:05,739
- from me.
- Mm-hmm.
959
00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:10,677
And I-- I think I may
have taken it a little too far.
960
00:52:12,414 --> 00:52:14,514
What's too far?
961
00:52:19,721 --> 00:52:24,457
I showed my...
962
00:52:24,493 --> 00:52:26,192
Mm.
963
00:52:32,934 --> 00:52:35,001
But did you kiss him?
964
00:52:38,907 --> 00:52:41,808
No.
965
00:52:41,843 --> 00:52:43,576
No, I didn't.
966
00:52:43,612 --> 00:52:46,012
Well, good.
967
00:53:03,448 --> 00:53:10,795
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