1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:09,641 Ladies and gentlemen of the hallway, it's yearbook time! 3 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,245 Hi, page 42. 4 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,314 Hi, pages 27, 34, and 58. 5 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,036 You're doing too much. You should calm down. 6 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:22,855 Yearbooks! Find out who we are and what we really think about each other. 7 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,656 You wanna know what I think about you? 8 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,291 - No, I do not. - But I wanna tell you. 9 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,260 - I don't think you need to. - I'm gonna do it anyway. 10 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,294 - Don't do it. - It's been a while. 11 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:30,275 I'm asking you not to do it. 12 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:32,931 I'm gonna do it. You wanna run, or you want it straight in the face? 13 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:35,234 Well, I wanna run, but how would that look? 14 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,609 You guys wouldn't judge me if I run, right? 15 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:49,214 Come on, man. There's always another option. 16 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:57,289 You okay now? 17 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,690 Hmm. That was good. 18 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,427 You know else is good? Yearbooks. 19 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,529 All of our classmates say what they think of us. 20 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,497 Yearbook, find out how we'll be remembered. 21 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:08,434 Guess what. You took another nice picture, you freak. 22 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,302 Thanks, Farkle. 23 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,336 How will you be remembered? 24 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:12,671 Did they do it to you again? 25 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,307 "Most likely to be Farkle..." 26 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:15,949 Farkle. 27 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:18,510 I didn't think I'd win it again this year, but I did. 28 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:20,412 What does that mean exactly, Farkle? 29 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,815 How should I know? They turned being me into a category. 30 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:25,651 Hey, Riley won most likely to smile herself to death. 31 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,253 Aw. Well, who wouldn't wanna go that way? 32 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:31,824 I mean, when the time comes, why you gotta be a gloomy Gus? 33 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:34,660 Riles, I don't think they meant this as a good thing. 34 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,662 They're making fun of me, and they're making fun of you too. 35 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,897 - What? - Would you stop smiling? 36 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,433 I'm not smiling, Maya. This is my upset face. 37 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,669 This is smiling. 38 00:01:50,097 --> 00:01:51,777 You know what? I don't care what they say. 39 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:52,513 Neither do I. 40 00:01:52,544 --> 00:01:55,447 - I don't care what they say at all. - Neither do I at all. 41 00:01:57,757 --> 00:01:59,918 How did this stuff even get in here? We're the editors. 42 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,020 Wow, we must have very poor quality control. 43 00:02:02,903 --> 00:02:04,103 What did you get, huckleberry? 44 00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:06,625 I got most likely to be okay with anything that ever happens. 45 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,708 How do you feel about that? 46 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,394 Well, actually, I'm okay with that. 47 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:10,662 Oh! 48 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:15,334 I'm not all sunshine and rainbows. 49 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,503 I have a dark side. 50 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,471 Let me see your dark-side face. 51 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:22,908 - Aw. - Aw. 52 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:26,578 Look, guys, we're not gonna make a huge deal out of this, are we? 53 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,448 - Yeah. Who cares? - It's only what everybody thinks of us. 54 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:30,377 What's more important to you? 55 00:02:30,408 --> 00:02:32,584 What you think of yourself or what other people think of you? 56 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,820 - What I think of myself. - Yeah. 57 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:38,790 And what I think of myself is that it really bothers me what other people think of me. 58 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,926 - Yeah. - Well, forget about it. 59 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,495 It's not like you can just turn around and be someone new. 60 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,663 Yeah. 61 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,704 This is me now. 62 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,507 - Farkle? - Nope, Farkle is gone. 63 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,669 You will never see him again. 64 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,873 Okay, what have we got here? 65 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:02,829 I'm Donnie Barnes. 66 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:06,645 Really, Farkle, of all the names in the world you could pick for another personality, 67 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,080 you pick Donnie Barnes? 68 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:09,481 You don't get it, do you? 69 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,049 I'm Donnie Barnes, regular guy. 70 00:04:12,051 --> 00:04:13,485 I'd see that movie. 71 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,089 Donnie Barnes is the real me. 72 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,691 Farkle Minkus is my goofy other personality. 73 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,493 No, you're Farkle. 74 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,195 Look, I'll prove it to you. 75 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,864 See? 76 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,702 How did you possibly do that? 77 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,505 I don't wanna be most likely to be Farkle. 78 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,674 Face it, cowboy. There's a new pretty boy in town. 79 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,476 Thank you. I am... 80 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,046 Donnie Barnes. 81 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:42,884 Are you gonna do something? 82 00:04:42,914 --> 00:04:44,235 Because this is where you do something, right? 83 00:04:44,266 --> 00:04:46,551 Are you gonna do something? Is there a lesson? 84 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:47,993 You got a lesson? Is there a lesson? 85 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:50,589 - Iceland. - Iceland! 86 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:51,690 You all fixed? 87 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,092 No? I don't think he's all fixed. 88 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,495 If that was Riley, you know you'd fix her. 89 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:59,064 - Sit down, Lucas. - Oh, you know I'm right. 90 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,835 Iceland and Greenland. 91 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,638 What do you think about them, Mr. Barnes? 92 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,774 When I look like this, I don't have to think, right, Lucas? 93 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:11,076 Dude, I won the scholar athlete award. 94 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,711 Ooh, nerd alert! 95 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:17,616 Iceland and Greenland, anybody? 96 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,252 - Iceland is a land of ice. - Wrong. 97 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:22,888 - Then Greenland is a land of green. - Wrong. 98 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,757 Then who cares? Stupid countries don't even know who they are. 99 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,160 Stupid countries. 100 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:31,029 The vikings discovered this beautiful green country. 101 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,798 - I come from vikings. - You do? 102 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,066 You don't know me. 103 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,109 Okay. 104 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:39,271 So, the vikings, they didn't want anyone else taking their new country, 105 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:42,240 so they decided to name it Iceland. 106 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,509 Everyone figures it must be cold. 107 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,735 Nobody wants to go there. 108 00:05:45,766 --> 00:05:49,848 So they made everybody think of it in that way even though it wasn't true? 109 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:50,590 That's right. 110 00:05:50,621 --> 00:05:53,552 Then another viking comes along, Erik the red, 111 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,254 and he discovers a land of snow and ice. 112 00:05:56,256 --> 00:06:00,258 And he wants everyone to go there instead, so he names that Greenland, 113 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,027 and everyone goes there. 114 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,662 The jerks! 115 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:08,700 So you're saying the perception of a thing doesn't make it so? 116 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,002 I'm saying people are always gonna say stuff. 117 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:15,006 How you react to what they say is what makes you the person you are. 118 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,642 - So don't react. - That's right. 119 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,678 Just keep on smiling. 120 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,246 Would you, please? 121 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,362 Lesson over. 122 00:06:22,393 --> 00:06:26,818 And nothing anybody else says is ever going to make me feel any different. 123 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:30,722 Hey, Maya, Lucas, congratulations on winning favorite couple. 124 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:35,761 I feel different. 125 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:37,671 How is that possible? 126 00:06:37,702 --> 00:06:40,699 How could anybody ever see me and Lucas as a couple? 127 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:41,900 Everybody does. 128 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,635 But we're so much alike. 129 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:46,204 And they're so different. 130 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,340 But we're like a summer rain. 131 00:06:48,342 --> 00:06:50,742 And they're like fire. 132 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,314 Daddy, remember when you told me not to react? 133 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,716 Yes. 134 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,117 I'm gonna react. 135 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,697 You open this bay window right now. 136 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,599 I wish to be alone. 137 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,135 Ring power! 138 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,737 Curses! 139 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:21,873 Hey, Riley, funny question. 140 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,742 Have you seen everything black I own? 141 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,877 Oh, hey, look at you. 142 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,746 There is no more Riley. 143 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,115 My name is Morotia M. Black. 144 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,185 What does the M. Stand for? 145 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,619 Morotia. 146 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,789 Poor, dark thing, you. 147 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,691 Yeah, she's very depressed. 148 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:44,329 Oh? Well, that's too bad. 149 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:48,800 You know, the neighbor's golden retriever just gave birth to six puppies. 150 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,902 Must fight cute! 151 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:54,239 Oh, but have they met the other neighbor's bunnies yet? 152 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,708 They just did. 153 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:02,147 There is a bunny and a puppy nibbling at opposite ends of the same carrot. 154 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,215 Gah! 155 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,819 They're gonna kiss. This is fantastic. 156 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,921 - That's exactly what the pony said. - No! 157 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,923 Cut it out! 158 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,025 - You snap out of it. - And do what? 159 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,694 Smile myself to death? 160 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,396 Riley is gone. Everybody else is right. 161 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:23,668 I'm wasting my life, and I'm tired of being chip-chip-chipper. 162 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,005 You are being ridiculous. 163 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,807 Is there anybody more ridiculous than you? 164 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,342 Knock, knock. 165 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:34,679 - Who's there? - I'm Donnie Barnes! 166 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,949 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really miss, "ladies." 167 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:42,020 That's a catchphrase, and Donnie Barnes don't need no stinking catchphrase. 168 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,322 You know why? I'm Donnie Barnes. 169 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,824 Shplidow! 170 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,361 Okay, I'm out. 171 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:51,830 Riley, I came over to check on you. 172 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,832 Because, well, I kind of expected this. 173 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,267 Donnie Barnes, regular guy. 174 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:58,270 Morotia M. Black. Shplidead inside. 175 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:02,541 I feel you. What's say you and I play by our own rules? 176 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:07,879 Shall we sit and ponder on the ridiculous futility of caring? 177 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,947 Let's do it. 178 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,550 You get me. 179 00:09:11,581 --> 00:09:16,888 Stop. Riley, is this about the me and Lucas best couple thing? 180 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,356 That doesn't affect me at all. 181 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:22,994 We need Riley back. 182 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:26,164 There is no value to the existence of Riley. 183 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,733 Well, we need Riley back to get Farkle back. 184 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:32,137 There is no value to the existence of Farkle, dude. 185 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:39,377 Guys, listen, okay, I know you're hurt. 186 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,479 I know what people say can be upsetting, 187 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,215 but I have no interest living in a world without Riley or Farkle. 188 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,918 And I'm not going anywhere until you two come back. You hear me? 189 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,853 Maya, the people you knew aren't here anymore. 190 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:51,356 Then can you please tell me where I can find them? 191 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,758 They're in the yearbook. 192 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,861 Keep in touch and have an awesome summer. 193 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,365 Knowing you is so hard. 194 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,914 Pay no attention to the bunny night-light. 195 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,285 I'm Donnie Barnes. 196 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,546 Mom, I need your help. 197 00:10:27,577 --> 00:10:32,030 Oh, I don't think I've ever heard more beautiful words come out of that little face. 198 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,165 You're a great actress/waitress, right? 199 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:37,836 Well, some have said my crowd person number three 200 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:41,373 in hey, mister, watch out for that car was life-changing. Yes. 201 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:45,543 Hey, mister, you should have watched out for that car, yeah! 202 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,548 I need you to turn me into Riley. 203 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,051 - Does Riley need to say, "hey, mister..." - No. 204 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,219 No? 205 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,421 Well, is she willing to? 206 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,523 I don't know how to do what she does, all right? 207 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:02,060 She fixes things. I break things. We need someone to be her. 208 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:06,464 You wanna be Riley Matthews, you gotta get inside her soul. 209 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,034 My soul motel has no vacancy. 210 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:14,873 It is fully occupied by scary Jack-o-lanterns and candy corns. 211 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:20,545 Aw, dark Riley is really scraping the bottom of the Halloween barrel, now isn't she? 212 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:24,215 You didn't teach me enough bad things. 213 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,051 I'm so sorry, honey. 214 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,253 Riley, we need you back to fix Farkle. 215 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,189 It's what you do. 216 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:32,954 What if we are fixed? What if this is who we're supposed to be? 217 00:11:34,107 --> 00:11:37,228 Ma, you gotta help me out here. If she's not gonna be her, I will. Show me how. 218 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,964 All right, but before you become another person, 219 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:44,002 understand that you may learn things about them you didn't know before. 220 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:47,872 You may learn a secret even they don't know about themselves. 221 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:51,609 Riley, this is your last chance, or else, I become you, and know all of your secrets. 222 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:55,580 Nonsense. It's impossible to become somebody else. 223 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,026 I love today. 224 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:15,200 Today is even better than yesterday, and yesterday was the best day ever! 225 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:20,472 I'd think about tomorrow, but I am afraid I'd burst into sparkles. 226 00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,140 Oh, there it is. There it is. 227 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,611 If you were better, perhaps I'd gasp. 228 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,249 - Stop it. - Stop it. 229 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,085 Gasp. 230 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,495 Please be back to normal. Please be back to normal. 231 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,196 I'm Donnie Barnes. 232 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:52,937 What the... 233 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:58,042 Life is what we do between nothings. 234 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,080 Is this a New York thing, or what is this? 235 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:04,663 Maya? 236 00:13:04,694 --> 00:13:09,684 Lollipops, and circuses, and things that rhyme with that. 237 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:14,092 No! This is your solution, Maya? 238 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,960 Hi. 239 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,096 Hey. 240 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,365 Hi. 241 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,633 No! 242 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,971 Please be back to normal. Please be back to normal. 243 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,473 What's up, hambone? 244 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,610 Don't worry, daddy. I'm going to fix everybody right up. 245 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,982 All right, you know what? It's Lucas time. 246 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,064 You're the best Farkle we got, and everyone knows it. 247 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:44,289 And you are a complete ray of sunshine. 248 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,456 And you are not. 249 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,159 And that's who we are. 250 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,661 I don't know what this is. 251 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,729 But I do know that if you let someone say who you are, 252 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,175 then you really won't be who you are, and you 253 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,035 certainly won't end up being who you were meant to be. 254 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,304 If you end this with Iceland or Greenland, 255 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,573 I'll give you an a on the report right now. 256 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,176 Because you are the only one in here I recognize. 257 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,349 Don't worry. I'm not gonna stay Riley. 258 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,351 I know how much everybody would miss me if I did. 259 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,019 No, no, stay Riley. 260 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,521 Yeah, you're a good Riley. 261 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,058 Wait. You like us all like this? 262 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,427 We like Riley. We don't care who plays her. 263 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,495 What about Maya? 264 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,098 Nothing we do matters. 265 00:14:28,148 --> 00:14:30,068 Maya, you're the most secure person in this room. 266 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,669 You have a great life. Why would you change? 267 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,768 I mean, okay, not great life. 268 00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:35,039 I mean, your family life could be, you know, better. 269 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,042 But at least at school, you're, uh... you're here a lot. 270 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,711 Right? 271 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,079 Little help, please. 272 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:42,748 Donnie Barnes? 273 00:14:42,779 --> 00:14:45,580 I think people should be the best person they can be. 274 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,552 I agree. 275 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,455 Riley Matthews is the best person I can be. 276 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,058 Maya is gone, and you're never gonna see her again. 277 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,599 World peace. 278 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,735 And bunnies! 279 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,612 Okay, do Cory. He has to choose between me and Shawn. Go. 280 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,713 Shawn. 281 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,386 I wonder how Maya is doing as Riley. 282 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,421 Oh, I hope everything is going okay. 283 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,424 Coming to terms with your identity can be so difficult at their age. 284 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,825 Well, I went through it. 285 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,193 I'm sure you and Cory went through it. 286 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,263 Yeah, I was weird. Cory was celery. 287 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,866 Something will change because of this. 288 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,268 When you become someone else, even though you're just acting, 289 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,271 it's impossible not to discover something you didn't know before. 290 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,873 Hmm. Do you ever do Maya? 291 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,574 Ooh, I can't. 292 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,177 When you have strong emotions for someone, 293 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,179 it's like you're too close to see straight. 294 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,281 Hmm. Do Shawn. 295 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,752 Hey, I'm Shawn. 296 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,887 That wasn't good. 297 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,256 You having some issues there, Katy? 298 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,192 You set me up. 299 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,361 Huh. 300 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:14,205 All right, you all say I'm most likely to be okay with anything. 301 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,307 Well, I'm not okay with any of this. 302 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,142 I'm not okay with all you guys not realizing 303 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,278 that what you say about people matters. 304 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,248 And I'm not okay with you guys thinking what people say about you matters. 305 00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:30,254 You know what happened after everybody went to Greenland because someone told them to? 306 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,290 - Donnie? - Riley? 307 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,291 Black swan? 308 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,593 They all died. 309 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:37,762 Yep. 310 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,932 - What? Really? - Really. 311 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:46,738 They came to an inhospitable, uninhabited ice ball named Greenland 312 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:52,377 because someone said it was pretty, and the first thing they did was die. 313 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,813 The jerks! 314 00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:59,550 So please remember, you shouldn't pay attention to what everybody says. 315 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,552 Because if you listen to everybody else, 316 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,288 you just might end up crashing your little ships onto the rocks. 317 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,657 But you should listen to the people who care about you. 318 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,560 Because they have your best interest at heart. 319 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,862 Right, buddy? 320 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,531 You're much more than just a regular guy. 321 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,235 Aw, Lucas, you're a very sweet guy. 322 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,338 That's why I always liked you since I fell into your lap on the subway. 323 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,114 It's why we should have been favorite couple, because we're so much alike. 324 00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:27,311 You know, it's like we're two sunshine-y people from the same sunshine-y family. 325 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,546 That's why I like you so much. 326 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,781 It's like you're my brother. 327 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:30,848 Oh. 328 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,852 - It's like he's your... - What? 329 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,320 Whoa. 330 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,722 What just happened? 331 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,691 Uh, nothing. Nothing happened. 332 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,793 I don't wanna be Riley anymore. 333 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,494 Only you're Riley. I'm Maya. 334 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,997 We don't care what you say. We're not crashing our ships. 335 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,765 Come back. Come back right now. 336 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,248 Wow. There is a lot of light in this world. 337 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,018 If you let it in, yeah. 338 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,387 You know who taught me that? 339 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:11,789 Me. 340 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,624 The real you, yeah. 341 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,761 We need you back, Riley. 342 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,465 If you wanna listen to what people say, listen to the right people. 343 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,733 Listen to me. I'm Maya. 344 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,100 - Maya. - Yeah, sunshine. 345 00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:35,413 Your mom told you that you might find out a secret about me. 346 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,015 Did you find anything out about me that maybe you should tell me? 347 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,520 No. 348 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,457 Did the bunny and the puppy really kiss? 349 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,893 Absolutely, Riley, they did. 350 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,962 But I know that the pony didn't actually talk. 351 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,698 I can't keep anything from you. 352 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,300 That's because I'm a smarty-pants. 353 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,902 Yes, you are. 354 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,540 Can you please fix everything now? 355 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,343 There it is. 356 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,487 Yeah, we know who we are. 357 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,755 And you know who you are. 358 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,959 You're Farkle, and it's a state of being. 359 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:25,863 There's only one, and everybody who cares about you knows that. 360 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,503 You are in your own category, Farkle. 361 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,898 I'm glad you guys are back to normal. I love you both any way you are. 362 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:33,938 So you're gonna come back too? 363 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,474 - No. - Why not? 364 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,710 Because people change, Lucas. I think you know that better than anyone. 365 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,412 And I think it could be a good thing. 366 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,074 What? 367 00:19:42,105 --> 00:19:44,715 You don't have to call me Donnie Barnes. 368 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,052 I made that up. My name is Farkle Minkus. 369 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,587 I'm growing up. 370 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,756 And I don't know what's gonna happen next. 371 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:55,393 But you guys are my best friends, so deal with it. 372 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,440 Okay, Farkle, who are you? 373 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,608 I wanna know the new rules. 374 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,376 I'm finding out who I am. 375 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,811 You know who you are. 376 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,513 You have your own category named after you. 377 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,880 What's a Farkle anyway? 378 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:21,716 A Farkle is a loyal, loving, best possible friend that there could be. 379 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,721 I think everyone should have one. 380 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,591 But they don't, and I do. 381 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,925 And I never want him to go away. 382 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,395 A Farkle is a nerdy, little scientist genius. 383 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,663 You say that like it's a bad thing. 384 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,065 - Is it? - No. 385 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:34,660 Not to me. 386 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,034 And not to the people who truly care about you. 387 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,277 So it's okay if I stay the scientist that I am? 388 00:20:39,308 --> 00:20:39,837 Yes. 389 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,639 And you'll allow me to run some tests? 390 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,674 What kind? 391 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:50,481 In order for a living organism to thrive, it needs to be allowed to grow. 392 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:52,850 I hear you. 393 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,652 I may not wear my turtlenecks every day. 394 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,887 I'll miss them. 395 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,923 You still wanna take over the world? 396 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,925 I wanna take over myself first. 397 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,760 But then, yeah, the world. 398 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,696 Well, I'm right here next to you. 399 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,932 Thanks. I never want that to change. 400 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,036 - Sign my yearbook? - Of course.