1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,706 --> 00:00:07,442 It's this weekend. Lucas hasn't asked me to the semi-formal. 3 00:00:07,444 --> 00:00:09,444 We're Riley and Lucas, aren't we, Maya? 4 00:00:09,446 --> 00:00:11,713 I don't know anymore. Just tell me what to say. 5 00:00:13,155 --> 00:00:14,716 It's all over the front of my notebook. 6 00:00:14,718 --> 00:00:16,885 "Riley hearts Lucas 4-ever." 7 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:18,320 What's on the back on your notebook? 8 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,689 "Riley and Lucas, we're just friends." 9 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,892 Sweetie, what are you doing to yourself? 10 00:00:23,894 --> 00:00:27,329 It's this weekend, and Lucas hasn't asked me to the semi-formal. 11 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,864 Told ya. 12 00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:29,796 You got a problem. 13 00:00:29,827 --> 00:00:32,564 You did? Have I brought this up before? 14 00:00:33,469 --> 00:00:37,806 It's 10 months away, why hasn't Lucas asked me to the semi-formal? 15 00:00:37,808 --> 00:00:39,508 Aah! 16 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:40,510 There's nothing but time. 17 00:00:40,529 --> 00:00:43,345 He doesn't ask you by the week before, I'll look at you like this, 18 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,680 and say, "you got a problem." 19 00:00:45,682 --> 00:00:47,816 Stop planning your life so far in advance. 20 00:00:47,818 --> 00:00:48,438 I'm not. 21 00:00:48,469 --> 00:00:50,919 When the time comes, I want my ashes scattered over... 22 00:00:50,921 --> 00:00:52,854 Lucas. Is it Lucas? Yeah, I know. 23 00:00:56,759 --> 00:01:00,629 It's five months away, why hasn't Lucas asked me to the semi-formal? 24 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:04,332 Aah! 25 00:01:04,334 --> 00:01:05,340 There's nothing but time. 26 00:01:05,371 --> 00:01:08,236 He doesn't ask you by the week before, I'll look at you like this, 27 00:01:08,238 --> 00:01:10,972 and say, "you got a problem." 28 00:01:10,974 --> 00:01:12,707 You know, you look at me like that a lot. 29 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:14,409 Well, you got a lot of problems. 30 00:01:14,411 --> 00:01:15,977 I do. 31 00:01:17,547 --> 00:01:19,514 Yes, Riley, you've had problems before, 32 00:01:19,516 --> 00:01:21,483 but you haven't had a Lucas problem until now. 33 00:01:22,985 --> 00:01:24,386 Aah! 34 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:25,887 Why does he keep doing that? 35 00:01:27,023 --> 00:01:29,791 Lockers, blackboard. 36 00:01:29,793 --> 00:01:32,027 Chalk, chalk dust. 37 00:01:32,029 --> 00:01:33,662 Your daddy. 38 00:01:35,431 --> 00:01:36,898 How long you gonna keep doing it? 39 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:37,999 Till he comes out. 40 00:01:45,508 --> 00:01:46,675 Okay, I'm done! 41 00:02:43,065 --> 00:02:44,900 Semi-formal coming up. 42 00:02:44,902 --> 00:02:47,035 Young men and young women interacting. 43 00:02:47,037 --> 00:02:49,070 Mixing in a social situation. 44 00:02:49,072 --> 00:02:54,643 So, to avoid any casualties, I thought we could discuss etiquette. 45 00:02:54,645 --> 00:02:57,579 Can anyone here tell me what etiquette is? 46 00:02:57,581 --> 00:02:59,481 No, you can't. 47 00:03:01,384 --> 00:03:03,752 Etiquette is treating people politely and with respect. 48 00:03:03,754 --> 00:03:06,621 Maya and I will demonstrate in a short play we put on before every dance. 49 00:03:06,623 --> 00:03:08,924 It's called, "no." 50 00:03:08,926 --> 00:03:11,092 Miss hart, would you do me the great honor 51 00:03:11,094 --> 00:03:13,395 of accompanying me to the semi-formal festivities? 52 00:03:13,397 --> 00:03:15,530 No. 53 00:03:15,532 --> 00:03:17,399 - Etiquette. - Etiquette. 54 00:03:17,401 --> 00:03:18,660 - Thank you. - Thank you. 55 00:03:18,691 --> 00:03:21,836 We'll see you at the holidays for "a Christmas no." 56 00:03:24,141 --> 00:03:26,074 Okay, so... 57 00:03:26,076 --> 00:03:28,043 The school board sent me this film. 58 00:03:28,045 --> 00:03:33,548 It's called, "he asked me, he asked me, he really asked me." 59 00:03:33,550 --> 00:03:36,384 This is supposed to teach us how to act at the dance? 60 00:03:36,386 --> 00:03:39,621 They sent it. I'm showing it. You're animals. 61 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:44,459 Oh, there's a dance, and you're planning to attend this dance 62 00:03:44,461 --> 00:03:47,095 that you never mentioned in my general vicinity, that dance? 63 00:03:47,097 --> 00:03:49,531 Actually, I wanna talk to you about that... go on. 64 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,700 Psst. Talk after class. 65 00:03:51,702 --> 00:03:53,835 Have you no sense of anything? 66 00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:56,738 Nope. Let's watch. 67 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,941 Oh, what's this here? 68 00:03:59,943 --> 00:04:03,645 Well, enjoy the old-time picture show. 69 00:04:06,449 --> 00:04:09,451 Well, if it isn't our old friend, Billy. 70 00:04:09,453 --> 00:04:12,045 Last time we saw you, Billy, you were teaching us that 71 00:04:12,076 --> 00:04:14,589 our bodies go through strange and horrifying changes. 72 00:04:14,591 --> 00:04:15,690 Uck. 73 00:04:15,692 --> 00:04:20,495 But today, we're here to talk about the biggest night in a young person's life. 74 00:04:20,497 --> 00:04:21,312 The semi-formal. 75 00:04:21,343 --> 00:04:23,798 Billy's been looking forward to it all year. 76 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,166 Isn't that right, Billy? 77 00:04:27,036 --> 00:04:28,770 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, Billy. 78 00:04:28,772 --> 00:04:30,438 Because you know who hangs out at dances? 79 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,575 Your old friends polio, typhoid, and the devil. 80 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:34,976 He's mean. 81 00:04:34,978 --> 00:04:37,078 Now, let's meet your best gal, Sally, 82 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,615 who, since you're a gentleman, you asked to the dance at least 10 months in advance. 83 00:04:42,885 --> 00:04:43,612 Billy gets it. 84 00:04:43,643 --> 00:04:46,521 Billy's dead, and all of his friends are dead too. 85 00:04:46,523 --> 00:04:49,624 Except one. No, wait, now he's dead too. 86 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:52,861 It does seem like relationships are a little more complex now 87 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:54,195 than they were in the 1950s. 88 00:04:54,197 --> 00:04:56,064 I just wanna be asked to the dance. 89 00:04:56,066 --> 00:04:57,465 - You wanna go to the dance? - No. 90 00:04:57,467 --> 00:04:59,669 Oh, you've seen my play. 91 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:04,072 Meet Sally. She's a good girl. 92 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:07,208 Sally's dreaming of her handsome prince sweeping her off her feet. 93 00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:08,602 Did he ask you, Sally? 94 00:05:08,633 --> 00:05:11,576 He asked me, he asked me! He really asked me! 95 00:05:12,481 --> 00:05:14,149 You and me, Sally. 96 00:05:14,151 --> 00:05:15,817 Front of the notebook, baby. 97 00:05:17,053 --> 00:05:19,149 Because everybody knows the semi-formal is the 98 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:21,156 dance that determines the rest of your life. 99 00:05:21,158 --> 00:05:23,925 Oh, there's nothing like a beautiful gown that makes you feel 100 00:05:23,927 --> 00:05:25,527 like you're in a beautiful gown. 101 00:05:27,229 --> 00:05:29,230 How you enjoying the picture show, Sally? 102 00:05:29,232 --> 00:05:32,233 Life is so much simpler in black and white. 103 00:05:32,235 --> 00:05:35,270 Look how Billy holds the door open for Sally 104 00:05:35,272 --> 00:05:38,640 so she won't develop unsightly arm muscles. 105 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,175 Now that's etiquette. 106 00:05:48,984 --> 00:05:50,251 Yikes. 107 00:05:52,188 --> 00:05:55,957 Okay. So, can anyone here tell me 108 00:05:55,959 --> 00:05:59,060 if they possibly learned anything from that? 109 00:05:59,062 --> 00:06:02,797 Yes. Time to make some choices, Billy. 110 00:06:02,799 --> 00:06:05,967 Simple enough for you, Billy? 111 00:06:13,209 --> 00:06:15,543 Stand aside, underpants. 112 00:06:15,545 --> 00:06:16,678 Underpants? 113 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,079 You're the brother of a senator now. 114 00:06:18,081 --> 00:06:19,581 Security issues. 115 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:20,548 That's your codename. 116 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:22,016 Underpants! 117 00:06:22,018 --> 00:06:23,318 Yeah. 118 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,587 As a new senator, I need protection. 119 00:06:25,589 --> 00:06:27,206 I'm not sure if you're aware of this, there's a 120 00:06:27,237 --> 00:06:28,890 lot of people out there that'd like to do me harm. 121 00:06:28,892 --> 00:06:30,558 And in here. 122 00:06:31,293 --> 00:06:36,030 Plus, ever since I was elected, some guy's been stalking me. 123 00:06:41,904 --> 00:06:43,605 He's there. 124 00:06:43,607 --> 00:06:45,273 Oh, he's walking through the oorway-day. 125 00:06:46,242 --> 00:06:48,676 Agent Lachance, sir. Secret service. 126 00:06:48,678 --> 00:06:50,912 I'm assigned to senator Matthews' security detail. 127 00:06:50,914 --> 00:06:53,348 Wait, you are? Why didn't you tell me? 128 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:55,350 I've told you several times, senator. 129 00:06:55,352 --> 00:06:57,285 I keep saying "secret service," 130 00:06:57,287 --> 00:06:59,287 you keep saying, "I'll have the hummus." 131 00:07:00,656 --> 00:07:02,657 And I never got my hummus. 132 00:07:03,626 --> 00:07:06,628 I'm not room service, I'm secret service. 133 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:08,997 I haven't eaten in three days! 134 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:13,101 I'm sorry you got stuck with him. 135 00:07:13,103 --> 00:07:16,271 Actually, he's the smartest senator I've ever worked with. 136 00:07:16,273 --> 00:07:18,339 Ask him why he's here... 137 00:07:18,341 --> 00:07:19,974 Underpants. 138 00:07:19,976 --> 00:07:21,342 I'll play along. 139 00:07:21,344 --> 00:07:22,532 Why are you here? 140 00:07:22,563 --> 00:07:27,282 Senate resolution 328-17 awards a multi-billion dollar natural gas pipeline 141 00:07:27,284 --> 00:07:29,017 to either the good company or the evil one. 142 00:07:29,019 --> 00:07:31,386 I'm in town to meet with the guy from the evil company. 143 00:07:31,388 --> 00:07:34,055 He's going to try to buy my vote. 144 00:07:36,392 --> 00:07:37,625 Can you be bought? 145 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:38,326 I don't know. 146 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,230 Eric, is that even connected to anything? 147 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:43,441 This? No, this is candy. 148 00:07:43,472 --> 00:07:47,098 It's not the candy one! It's not the candy one! 149 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:55,643 You know what I think? 150 00:07:55,645 --> 00:07:57,412 I think he's waiting until the very last minute, 151 00:07:57,414 --> 00:07:58,980 and then he's gonna do the big ask. 152 00:07:58,982 --> 00:07:59,816 Sure, he is. 153 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:03,151 First, there'll be balloons in your locker. 154 00:08:03,153 --> 00:08:03,927 Ooh! 155 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:07,021 Then, people will hand you roses until you have a big bouquet. 156 00:08:10,926 --> 00:08:11,960 What the? 157 00:08:11,962 --> 00:08:14,662 Keep making things happen, Maya! 158 00:08:14,664 --> 00:08:15,697 Aah! 159 00:08:15,699 --> 00:08:18,433 Okay, uh... disco ball? 160 00:08:18,435 --> 00:08:20,001 Music? 161 00:08:20,003 --> 00:08:21,402 Yogi on skates! 162 00:08:21,404 --> 00:08:25,006 Drop a banner, and then Lucas is right there next to you. 163 00:08:25,993 --> 00:08:26,833 - Riley... - Yes, yes! 164 00:08:26,863 --> 00:08:29,077 I would love to go to the semi-formal with you! 165 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:31,813 Good. I was hoping you would. 166 00:08:39,455 --> 00:08:43,191 Meet Riley, a swell gal who finds herself in quite the pickle! 167 00:08:43,193 --> 00:08:45,727 What will she do? What will she do? 168 00:08:50,841 --> 00:08:54,002 When we last left our hero, she said she'd go to the dance with Charlie gardner. 169 00:08:54,004 --> 00:08:56,271 - That's me. - Oh, Charlie. 170 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:00,408 I can't believe that you actually said yes. 171 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:03,444 I waited because I was sure Lucas was gonna ask you, 172 00:09:03,446 --> 00:09:06,414 but when he didn't, I just figured there was a problem. 173 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:09,751 So, I asked you because I think a girl like you deserves to be swept off her feet. 174 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:11,452 Uh-oh. 175 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,189 What do I do? 176 00:09:15,191 --> 00:09:16,958 Are you asking me? 177 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,494 Because if you're asking me, I say you give me a chance. 178 00:09:19,496 --> 00:09:20,984 Uh-oh. 179 00:09:21,015 --> 00:09:26,935 Charlie, I want to thank you for the flowers and the banner and yogi on skates. 180 00:09:26,937 --> 00:09:28,469 Yeah, I had to teach him. 181 00:09:28,471 --> 00:09:30,138 Aah! 182 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:33,241 But there's only so much time in the day. 183 00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:34,493 I'm so sorry, but I can't go. 184 00:09:34,524 --> 00:09:37,078 - You can't go with me? - No, I can't go with anybody. 185 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,694 I can't go with anybody because I can't go with anybody 186 00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:40,348 Yes... 187 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,030 That night because I can't go anywhere that night 188 00:09:42,061 --> 00:09:42,450 Yes... 189 00:09:42,452 --> 00:09:44,752 Because my parents have something that night. 190 00:09:44,754 --> 00:09:46,788 What Riley will realize immediately 191 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:49,958 is that her father is one of the chaperones at the dance. 192 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,360 Isn't your dad one of the chaperones at the dance? 193 00:09:52,362 --> 00:09:54,796 I'm not talking about those parents. 194 00:09:54,798 --> 00:09:57,131 Well, there's no coming back from that. 195 00:09:57,133 --> 00:10:01,369 Uh, yes, yes, there is, Maya, because, see, my dad is at the dance, 196 00:10:01,371 --> 00:10:03,538 and my mom, my other parent I was talking about... 197 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:05,373 - okay. - Is also not home that night. 198 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,842 And so I promised her I would babysit my little brother, Auggie, 199 00:10:07,844 --> 00:10:09,444 because nobody had asked me to the dance. 200 00:10:09,446 --> 00:10:11,512 I'm so proud of us. 201 00:10:11,514 --> 00:10:13,114 She's obviously had a good bad influence. 202 00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:15,083 Well, Riley's gotten herself out of this mess, 203 00:10:15,085 --> 00:10:16,551 what could possibly go wrong now? 204 00:10:16,553 --> 00:10:17,852 Oh, you can't go to the dance? 205 00:10:17,854 --> 00:10:19,454 Unbelievable! 206 00:10:19,456 --> 00:10:22,457 Well, you two must have a lot to talk about. 207 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:28,196 But before I go, I'd like you both to know that I don't regret asking her. 208 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:30,198 I did it because I know you're the type of person 209 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,001 who would give up the dance to help your parents out. 210 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:37,238 Uh, let me understand this, you... you asked Riley to the dance? 211 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:40,208 I did because, see, you didn't. 212 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:42,577 And I'm sorry, but do you need more than 10 months? 213 00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:46,414 Charlie, you may not know this, 214 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:49,217 but Riley and I kinda have an unofficial thing going. 215 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:51,819 Yeah, but I've been tracking this thing all year, 216 00:10:51,821 --> 00:10:53,588 and I've seen both sides of her notebook. 217 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,925 - You let him see your notebook? - It was only one time. 218 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:03,865 So, what happens now? 219 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:06,134 Guess that'd depend on Riley, wouldn't it? 220 00:11:07,469 --> 00:11:08,970 Close your mouth, Riley. 221 00:11:11,407 --> 00:11:13,841 Well, I'll leave you guys to it. 222 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,622 I just naturally assumed that we were going together. 223 00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:29,490 - What? - I thought we were going together. 224 00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:30,625 I'm... I should have asked. 225 00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:32,527 - What? - I'm sorry you can't go. 226 00:11:33,929 --> 00:11:34,996 Do it for me. 227 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,564 Unbelievable! 228 00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:37,632 And now this. 229 00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:46,607 Why, agent Lachance, this might just be the start of the best friendship since... 230 00:11:46,609 --> 00:11:49,310 Jack, who was that guy I used to know? 231 00:11:49,312 --> 00:11:50,645 What's up, buddy? 232 00:11:50,647 --> 00:11:52,213 - Jack! - Eric! 233 00:11:52,215 --> 00:11:54,048 - Hey! - Come on! 234 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:55,450 How are you doing? 235 00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:56,617 I'm a senator now, didn't you hear? 236 00:11:56,619 --> 00:11:59,153 No! Yeah, it's the end of the world. 237 00:11:59,155 --> 00:12:00,988 Haha! Probably. 238 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,891 So... I mean, what are you doing here? 239 00:12:03,893 --> 00:12:05,587 What? I need a reason to see my friend? 240 00:12:05,618 --> 00:12:09,063 So, we're still friends? 'Cause I haven't seen you in a really long time. 241 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:12,467 Not a day goes by that your voice still isn't inside my head. 242 00:12:12,469 --> 00:12:14,335 No matter what I do. 243 00:12:14,337 --> 00:12:16,604 You know what I'm doing right now? Come on, sit down. 244 00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:18,973 I'm actually senatoring right now. 245 00:12:18,975 --> 00:12:21,909 Yeah, I'm waiting for some evil guy from some evil company 246 00:12:21,911 --> 00:12:24,679 who's gonna come in and try to sleaze his way into my pocket to buy my vote. 247 00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:25,943 Really? Why would he do that? 248 00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:29,250 Well, because the other company is really environmentally conscious, 249 00:12:29,252 --> 00:12:31,548 and they saved the polar bears, but the evil company 250 00:12:31,579 --> 00:12:33,588 is scum who turns clean water into dirty water, 251 00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:39,393 and hires really good-looking employees with pocket squares 252 00:12:39,395 --> 00:12:41,462 and hair that goes "swoosh"... 253 00:12:43,232 --> 00:12:46,634 To hide their company's evil faces. 254 00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:51,372 You're still an idiot genius, aren't you? 255 00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:53,474 Jack Hunter joined the peace corps with Rachel McGuire. 256 00:12:53,476 --> 00:12:55,243 She stayed, you left, and you joined an evil company, 257 00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:57,111 and you haven't been the same ever since. 258 00:13:00,983 --> 00:13:02,302 You know all about me, huh? 259 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,452 I know what all my friends are doing. 260 00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:06,587 What I don't know is why? 261 00:13:06,589 --> 00:13:07,497 Remember when we were kids? 262 00:13:07,528 --> 00:13:10,391 And the toughest choice we had was which one of us was gonna end up with Rachel? 263 00:13:10,393 --> 00:13:12,326 Rachel! 264 00:13:12,328 --> 00:13:15,029 What we never knew was that life was preparing us 265 00:13:15,031 --> 00:13:17,165 to make the right decisions later. 266 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:22,370 But then, you know, you get a little older. Grow up, and face another choice, 267 00:13:22,372 --> 00:13:24,272 and you make the wrong decision. 268 00:13:24,274 --> 00:13:25,573 Why does that happen? 269 00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:27,408 I don't know, Jack. 270 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,043 I wasn't there. 271 00:13:29,045 --> 00:13:32,446 And now I'm in a position to influence the whole world. 272 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:35,283 What do you know? Me too. 273 00:13:35,285 --> 00:13:39,120 I guess the only choice left is who influences who. 274 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,589 Well, I guess that's up to us now, isn't it? 275 00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:42,723 Hey, you free tonight? 276 00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:44,759 Yeah, I'm free. It's New York City. 277 00:13:44,761 --> 00:13:46,994 - What'cha got in mind, buddy? - Hahaha, don't touch. 278 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:52,733 Help me. 279 00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:55,036 I got nothing. 280 00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:56,137 Help me! 281 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,672 This one's a doozy. 282 00:14:00,242 --> 00:14:01,776 You've been in here six hours. 283 00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:03,110 We don't hear any talking. 284 00:14:03,112 --> 00:14:05,046 The bay window's broken. 285 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,214 What's up? 286 00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:08,082 I got asked to the semi-formal. 287 00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:09,283 Oh, Lucas got around to it? 288 00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:11,419 No, Lucas assumed we were going. 289 00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,020 I got asked by Charlie. 290 00:14:13,022 --> 00:14:14,388 Gardner? 291 00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:15,423 I like him. 292 00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:16,524 Little quiet, so far. 293 00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:20,728 So, why aren't you dressed? 294 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:23,164 Because I kinda made up a story and said I couldn't go. 295 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,466 And Lucas overheard, and now Sally's in a pickle! 296 00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:27,635 What is that? What are you doing? What is that? 297 00:14:27,637 --> 00:14:30,471 I'm never stopping. Cheese souffle! 298 00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:35,309 Listen, Riley... 299 00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:37,478 I'm disappointed you felt you had to make up a story. 300 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,046 What's wrong with Charlie? 301 00:14:39,048 --> 00:14:41,082 Nothing. It's just, he's kinda... 302 00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:42,216 swell! 303 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,486 I just had this vision in my head 304 00:14:45,488 --> 00:14:47,755 about how the semi-formal was supposed to go. 305 00:14:47,757 --> 00:14:52,827 How Lucas would ask, the dress I would wear, the corsage he would give me. 306 00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:54,629 Riley didn't do anything wrong. 307 00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,097 No? 308 00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:56,797 No. 309 00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:59,133 I think she's just... 310 00:14:59,135 --> 00:15:01,736 Confused about how she feels. 311 00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,738 How am I supposed to feel, Maya? 312 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,539 I like Lucas, don't I? 313 00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:08,576 You were me. How did I feel when you were me? 314 00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:09,677 What are me and Lucas? 315 00:15:12,114 --> 00:15:13,814 Just tell me what to say. 316 00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:16,150 You know something. Tell me. 317 00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:19,587 Go to the dance. 318 00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:21,522 I can't. They're gonna punish me. 319 00:15:21,524 --> 00:15:22,690 Go to the dance. 320 00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:24,859 They're not gonna punish me. 321 00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:27,695 Actually, we kinda are. 322 00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:28,497 How? 323 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,699 Well, Lucas and Charlie are both gonna be at the dance. 324 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,467 You need to face them, Riley. 325 00:15:33,469 --> 00:15:34,802 You've got choices to make. 326 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,372 Oh, boy. 327 00:15:38,374 --> 00:15:41,542 All right, I'll go. 328 00:15:41,544 --> 00:15:43,277 What color goes with shame? 329 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,884 Riles, look, big turnout. 330 00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:53,254 Good. Maybe there's a chance I won't run into either of them. 331 00:15:54,456 --> 00:15:57,358 Oh, this is my punishment. 332 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,226 My parents are smart. 333 00:15:59,228 --> 00:16:00,328 Hi. 334 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,595 Riley, dance? 335 00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:02,630 Absolutely. 336 00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:03,864 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 337 00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:05,900 Riley's busy. I'll dance with you. 338 00:16:05,902 --> 00:16:07,635 That works for me. You're Riley or Maya. 339 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,077 I owe you both an apology. 340 00:16:10,108 --> 00:16:13,607 If we didn't know who you really are, Riley, then maybe you would. 341 00:16:13,609 --> 00:16:14,811 You don't owe me anything. 342 00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:17,678 So, you guys are both just gonna let me off the hook? 343 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,580 Mmm... not really. 344 00:16:19,582 --> 00:16:21,282 Well, then what are you gonna do? 345 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,776 Well, see, I talked to Charlie, 'cause, you know, I thought 346 00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:26,187 he should have known better than to ask you to this dance. 347 00:16:26,189 --> 00:16:28,595 Yeah, but when I explained the whole "10 months, five months, 348 00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:30,691 week before the dance" thing was kinda disrespectful, 349 00:16:30,693 --> 00:16:31,945 - we decided... - Well, no, Charlie. 350 00:16:31,976 --> 00:16:34,829 I think what we came up with is that it wasn't so much disrespectful 351 00:16:34,831 --> 00:16:37,765 as it was an assumed understanding between my friend Riley and me 352 00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:39,934 that we would, you know, naturally go to this dance together. 353 00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:43,504 Which is when I said that the semi-formal deserves a little extra effort, 354 00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:46,173 like balloons and roses and yogi on skates. 355 00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:47,441 Yeah, well... 356 00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:49,176 You know what? I gotta give you points for that. 357 00:16:49,178 --> 00:16:50,845 - That was a good one. - Thanks, man. 358 00:16:50,847 --> 00:16:53,647 After I saw you put her on a white horse, I knew I had to bring it. 359 00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:57,351 Yes? 360 00:16:57,353 --> 00:16:58,853 What is going on here? 361 00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:01,322 I really like this guy, Riley. He's all right. 362 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,290 - Yeah, new friendship. - Thanks to you. 363 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,495 Wait a minute! 364 00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:08,562 What do I do here? 365 00:17:08,564 --> 00:17:10,798 Oh, well, that's up to you, Riley. 366 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,434 Yeah. Why make it easy for you? 367 00:17:20,342 --> 00:17:21,542 Here we are. 368 00:17:21,544 --> 00:17:22,676 Are you kidding me? 369 00:17:22,678 --> 00:17:24,245 You brought me to a school dance? 370 00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:26,847 No, Jack, I brought you back in time. 371 00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:28,249 See, look... 372 00:17:28,251 --> 00:17:29,417 There's Feeny. 373 00:17:29,419 --> 00:17:31,252 Cory! 374 00:17:33,422 --> 00:17:34,755 - Jack? - 'Sup buddy! 375 00:17:34,757 --> 00:17:35,890 - Hey! - Hey! 376 00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:38,445 How's life treating you? 377 00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:42,293 Well, you know, I'm at a middle school dance, and your brother's my date. 378 00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,832 So, nothing's changed. 379 00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,534 Guys, do you remember? 380 00:17:46,536 --> 00:17:47,868 We used to be just like them. 381 00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:50,304 I remember us every day. 382 00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:51,816 What are you guys doing here? 383 00:17:51,847 --> 00:17:56,243 I wanted to bring him back to a time when life was a little less complicated. 384 00:17:56,245 --> 00:17:59,647 I thought it was either gonna be the front of my notebook or the back of my notebook, 385 00:17:59,649 --> 00:18:02,516 but now there's another guy, so I think I'm gonna need to get a whole new notebook 386 00:18:02,518 --> 00:18:04,385 because Maya won't tell me how I feel. 387 00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:07,160 Adults have it easy, dad. 388 00:18:07,191 --> 00:18:10,624 All you decide is what's for dinner and what to put the thermostat at. 389 00:18:10,626 --> 00:18:11,992 92! 390 00:18:11,994 --> 00:18:13,861 That's why all the polar bears left. 391 00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:15,329 I'm the one who global warmed them. 392 00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:20,267 Dad? Wait, this is your daughter? 393 00:18:20,269 --> 00:18:21,735 - Hi, I'm Riley. - Hi. 394 00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:23,838 Oh, hi, Riley, it's a pleasure to meet you. 395 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,406 What is it like having a daughter, man? 396 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,969 How do you like two people differently? 397 00:18:28,477 --> 00:18:31,045 Jack, you wanna know what it's like having a daughter? 398 00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:32,168 Why don't you take this one? 399 00:18:33,381 --> 00:18:34,582 Oh, buddy. 400 00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:35,665 Well, um... 401 00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:39,987 Okay, there was once this girl who had to make a choice between Eric and me. 402 00:18:39,989 --> 00:18:41,355 She liked me as a boyfriend. 403 00:18:41,357 --> 00:18:42,990 - And she liked me... - How? 404 00:18:42,992 --> 00:18:44,492 How did she like you? 405 00:18:44,494 --> 00:18:46,293 She liked me as a brother. 406 00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:52,967 Are you two still friends? 407 00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:54,969 You know what? I haven't seen her in a really long time. 408 00:18:54,971 --> 00:18:57,071 Are you two still friends? 409 00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:58,873 Yeah, we talk all the time. 410 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,708 She and I are still great friends. 411 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:03,544 Keep your friends around as long as you can. 412 00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:05,412 That's the best choice you can make. 413 00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:08,983 Dad? 414 00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:11,452 Riley, you got a lot to think about. 415 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,094 Why don't you go dance with your friends? 416 00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:19,360 Man... 417 00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:22,363 Keeping you around was always the best choice I ever made, wasn't it? 418 00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:23,731 Yeah. I gotta go. 419 00:19:27,636 --> 00:19:29,670 Hey, everybody. Hi. 420 00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:31,605 You all helped to get me elected, 421 00:19:31,607 --> 00:19:34,074 so I wanted to do something a little bit special for you. 422 00:19:34,076 --> 00:19:38,479 So, ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Kangarootown, Sheppard. 423 00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:43,017 Hey, guys, we're Sheppard. 424 00:19:43,019 --> 00:19:45,119 Now, everybody grab your dates and hit the floor! 425 00:20:25,061 --> 00:20:26,994 - Hi. - Hey. 426 00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:28,629 Why did you assume we were going to the dance 427 00:20:28,631 --> 00:20:29,793 if we're not officially together? 428 00:20:29,824 --> 00:20:33,067 I don't know. Why would you make a big deal about it if we're not officially together? 429 00:20:33,069 --> 00:20:35,135 Why would you make such a big deal about me asking her 430 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:36,103 if you're not officially together? 431 00:20:36,105 --> 00:20:38,138 Yeah, no, I don't do that. 432 00:20:39,474 --> 00:20:42,443 Why would you be dancing with me if you're officially a huckleberry? 433 00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:45,546 No, I'm not dancing with you. 434 00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:50,417 How you doin'? 435 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,121 I hate to break it to you, cowboy, but you're still dancing with me, 436 00:20:54,123 --> 00:20:57,024 and Riley's dancing with that guy. 437 00:20:57,026 --> 00:21:00,427 I'm sorry everything didn't work out as planned, Charlie. 438 00:21:00,429 --> 00:21:02,696 Hey, I'm here, and we're dancing. 439 00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:04,198 - We're all dancing. - We're all friends. 440 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,766 What else is there to figure out? 441 00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:07,735 Hi. 442 00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:08,969 Hey. 443 00:22:10,131 --> 00:22:14,001 Hi. I'm senator Eric Matthews, and this is my niche, Riley. 444 00:22:14,003 --> 00:22:15,035 Hi. 445 00:22:15,037 --> 00:22:16,236 And her friend, mayonnaise. 446 00:22:16,238 --> 00:22:17,971 You're not even trying anymore. 447 00:22:17,973 --> 00:22:19,270 When I was a kid like them, 448 00:22:19,301 --> 00:22:21,909 there used to be polar bears all over New York City. 449 00:22:21,911 --> 00:22:25,179 But now, because of "uh-oh, we broke the earth," 450 00:22:25,181 --> 00:22:27,548 these bears have been forced to move to places 451 00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:31,118 their travel agents told them were colder, but aren't anymore. 452 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,520 Help me make the right decisions. 453 00:22:33,522 --> 00:22:37,057 Let's make the world cold where it's supposed to be. 454 00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:39,259 It's the warm thing to do. 455 00:22:39,261 --> 00:22:42,629 This message is brought to you by... my heart.