1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:10,442 It's this weekend. Lucas hasn't asked me to the semi-formal. 3 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,444 We're Riley and Lucas, aren't we, Maya? 4 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,713 I don't know anymore. Just tell me what to say. 5 00:00:16,155 --> 00:00:17,716 It's all over the front of my notebook. 6 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,885 "Riley hearts Lucas 4-ever." 7 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,320 What's on the back on your notebook? 8 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,689 "Riley and Lucas, we're just friends." 9 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:26,892 Sweetie, what are you doing to yourself? 10 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:30,329 It's this weekend, and Lucas hasn't asked me to the semi-formal. 11 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:31,864 Told ya. 12 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:32,796 You got a problem. 13 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:35,564 You did? Have I brought this up before? 14 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:40,806 It's 10 months away, why hasn't Lucas asked me to the semi-formal? 15 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,508 Cory: Aah! 16 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,510 There's nothing but time. 17 00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:46,345 He doesn't ask you by the week before, I'll look at you like this, 18 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:48,680 and say, "you got a problem." 19 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,816 Stop planning your life so far in advance. 20 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:51,438 I'm not. 21 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:53,919 When the time comes, I want my ashes scattered over... 22 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,854 Lucas. Is it Lucas? Yeah, I know. 23 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:03,629 It's five months away, why hasn't Lucas asked me to the semi-formal? 24 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,231 ♪ Duh, da-da, da-da, duh ♪ (Slams) 25 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,332 Cory: Aah! 26 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:08,340 There's nothing but time. 27 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:11,236 He doesn't ask you by the week before, I'll look at you like this, 28 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,972 and say, "you got a problem." 29 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,707 You know, you look at me like that a lot. 30 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,409 Well, you got a lot of problems. 31 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,977 I do. 32 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,514 Yes, Riley, you've had problems before, 33 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,483 but you haven't had a Lucas problem until now. 34 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:27,386 Cory: Aah! 35 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,887 Why does he keep doing that? 36 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,791 Lockers, blackboard. 37 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,027 Chalk, chalk dust. 38 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:36,662 Your daddy. 39 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,898 How long you gonna keep doing it? 40 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:40,999 Till he comes out. 41 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:49,675 Okay, I'm done! 42 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,312 (Theme music playing) 43 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,051 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 44 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:00,319 ♪ for a day ♪ 45 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:01,353 ♪ like this to come ♪ 46 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,021 ♪ struck like lightning ♪ 47 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,657 ♪ my heart's beating like a drum ♪ 48 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,992 ♪ on the edge ♪ 49 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,628 ♪ of something wonderful ♪ 50 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,531 ♪ face to face with changes ♪ 51 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:13,665 ♪ what's it all about? ♪ 52 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,801 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 53 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:16,835 ♪ but I know ♪ 54 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:17,870 ♪ I can work it out ♪ 55 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:19,004 ♪ 'cause I got you ♪ 56 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:22,040 ♪ to live it with me ♪ 57 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:26,345 ♪ I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 58 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:29,515 ♪ light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn ♪ 59 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,350 ♪ I'm singing "go-o-o" ♪ 60 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:34,419 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 61 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:37,422 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 62 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,680 ♪ take on the world ♪ 63 00:02:38,711 --> 00:02:41,393 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 64 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,328 ♪ take on the world. ♪ 65 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:47,900 Semi-formal coming up. 66 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:50,035 Young men and young women interacting. 67 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:52,070 Mixing in a social situation. 68 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:57,643 So, to avoid any casualties, I thought we could discuss etiquette. 69 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,579 Can anyone here tell me what etiquette is? 70 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,481 No, you can't. 71 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,752 Etiquette is treating people politely and with respect. 72 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,621 Maya and I will demonstrate in a short play we put on before every dance. 73 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,924 It's called, "no." 74 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:14,092 Miss hart, would you do me the great honor 75 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,395 of accompanying me to the semi-formal festivities? 76 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,530 No. 77 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,399 - Etiquette. - Etiquette. 78 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,660 - Thank you. - Thank you. 79 00:03:21,691 --> 00:03:24,836 We'll see you at the holidays for "a Christmas no." 80 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,139 (Applause) 81 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:29,074 Okay, so... 82 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,043 The school board sent me this film. 83 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:36,548 It's called, "he asked me, he asked me, he really asked me." 84 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,384 This is supposed to teach us how to act at the dance? 85 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,621 They sent it. I'm showing it. You're animals. 86 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:47,459 Oh, there's a dance, and you're planning to attend this dance 87 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,095 that you never mentioned in my general vicinity, that dance? 88 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,531 Actually, I wanna talk to you about that... go on. 89 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,700 Psst. Talk after class. 90 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,835 Have you no sense of anything? 91 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,738 Nope. Let's watch. 92 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,941 Oh, what's this here? 93 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:06,645 Well, enjoy the old-time picture show. 94 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:12,451 Well, if it isn't our old friend, Billy. 95 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,045 Last time we saw you, Billy, you were teaching us that 96 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:17,589 our bodies go through strange and horrifying changes. 97 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,690 Uck. 98 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:23,495 But today, we're here to talk about the biggest night in a young person's life. 99 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,312 The semi-formal. 100 00:04:24,343 --> 00:04:26,798 Billy's been looking forward to it all year. 101 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,166 Isn't that right, Billy? 102 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,770 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, Billy. 103 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,438 Because you know who hangs out at dances? 104 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,575 Your old friends polio, typhoid, and the devil. 105 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:37,976 He's mean. 106 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,078 Now, let's meet your best gal, Sally, 107 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,615 who, since you're a gentleman, you asked to the dance at least 10 months in advance. 108 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,716 (Bell dings) 109 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:46,612 Billy gets it. 110 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:49,521 Billy's dead, and all of his friends are dead too. 111 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:52,624 Except one. No, wait, now he's dead too. 112 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,861 It does seem like relationships are a little more complex now 113 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,195 than they were in the 1950s. 114 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,064 I just wanna be asked to the dance. 115 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,465 - You wanna go to the dance? - No. 116 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,669 Oh, you've seen my play. 117 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:07,072 Meet Sally. She's a good girl. 118 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:10,208 Sally's dreaming of her handsome prince sweeping her off her feet. 119 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,602 Did he ask you, Sally? 120 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:14,576 He asked me, he asked me! He really asked me! 121 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,149 You and me, Sally. 122 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,817 Front of the notebook, baby. 123 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,149 Because everybody knows the semi-formal is the 124 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:24,156 dance that determines the rest of your life. 125 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,925 Oh, there's nothing like a beautiful gown that makes you feel 126 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,527 like you're in a beautiful gown. 127 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,230 How you enjoying the picture show, Sally? 128 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:35,233 Life is so much simpler in black and white. 129 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:38,270 Look how Billy holds the door open for Sally 130 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:41,640 so she won't develop unsightly arm muscles. 131 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,175 Now that's etiquette. 132 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,710 (Bell dings) 133 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:53,251 Yikes. 134 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,957 Okay. So, can anyone here tell me 135 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:02,060 if they possibly learned anything from that? 136 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:05,797 Yes. Time to make some choices, Billy. 137 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,967 Simple enough for you, Billy? 138 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,273 (Knocking) 139 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,543 Stand aside, underpants. 140 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,678 Underpants? 141 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,079 You're the brother of a senator now. 142 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,581 Security issues. 143 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,548 That's your codename. 144 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,016 Underpants! 145 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,318 Yeah. 146 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,587 As a new senator, I need protection. 147 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,206 I'm not sure if you're aware of this, there's a 148 00:06:30,237 --> 00:06:31,890 lot of people out there that'd like to do me harm. 149 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,558 And in here. 150 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:39,030 Plus, ever since I was elected, some guy's been stalking me. 151 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,605 He's there. 152 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,273 Oh, he's walking through the oorway-day. 153 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,676 Agent Lachance, sir. Secret service. 154 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,912 I'm assigned to senator Matthews' security detail. 155 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,348 Wait, you are? Why didn't you tell me? 156 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,350 I've told you several times, senator. 157 00:06:58,352 --> 00:07:00,285 I keep saying "secret service," 158 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,287 you keep saying, "I'll have the hummus." 159 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,657 And I never got my hummus. 160 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,628 I'm not room service, I'm secret service. 161 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,997 I haven't eaten in three days! 162 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,101 I'm sorry you got stuck with him. 163 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,271 Actually, he's the smartest senator I've ever worked with. 164 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,339 Ask him why he's here... 165 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,974 Underpants. 166 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,342 I'll play along. 167 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,532 Why are you here? 168 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:30,282 Senate resolution 328-17 awards a multi-billion dollar natural gas pipeline 169 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,017 to either the good company or the evil one. 170 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:34,386 I'm in town to meet with the guy from the evil company. 171 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:37,055 He's going to try to buy my vote. 172 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,223 (Sneezes) 173 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:40,625 Can you be bought? 174 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:41,326 I don't know. 175 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:45,230 Eric, is that even connected to anything? 176 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,441 This? No, this is candy. 177 00:07:46,472 --> 00:07:50,098 (Electrical surge) It's not the candy one! It's not the candy one! 178 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,643 You know what I think? 179 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,412 I think he's waiting until the very last minute, 180 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:01,980 and then he's gonna do the big ask. 181 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:02,816 Sure, he is. 182 00:08:02,847 --> 00:08:06,151 First, there'll be balloons in your locker. 183 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:06,927 Ooh! 184 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:10,021 Then, people will hand you roses until you have a big bouquet. 185 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,057 (Gasps) 186 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:14,960 What the? 187 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:17,662 Keep making things happen, Maya! 188 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,697 Cory: Aah! 189 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,433 Okay, uh... disco ball? 190 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:23,001 Music? (Romantic music swells) 191 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,402 Yogi on skates! 192 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:28,006 Drop a banner, and then Lucas is right there next to you. 193 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,040 (Needle scratch) 194 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:29,832 - Riley... - Yes, yes! 195 00:08:29,863 --> 00:08:32,077 I would love to go to the semi-formal with you! 196 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,813 Good. I was hoping you would. 197 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:46,191 (Mimicking narrator) Meet Riley, a swell gal who finds herself in quite the pickle! 198 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,727 What will she do? What will she do? 199 00:08:53,841 --> 00:08:57,002 When we last left our hero, she said she'd go to the dance with Charlie gardner. 200 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,271 - That's me. - Oh, Charlie. 201 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,408 I can't believe that you actually said yes. 202 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:06,444 I waited because I was sure Lucas was gonna ask you, 203 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,414 but when he didn't, I just figured there was a problem. 204 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:12,751 So, I asked you because I think a girl like you deserves to be swept off her feet. 205 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,452 Uh-oh. 206 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,189 What do I do? 207 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,958 Are you asking me? 208 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,494 Because if you're asking me, I say you give me a chance. 209 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:23,984 Uh-oh. 210 00:09:24,015 --> 00:09:29,935 Charlie, I want to thank you for the flowers and the banner and yogi on skates. 211 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,469 Yeah, I had to teach him. 212 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,138 Yogi: Aah! (Bangs into locker) 213 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,241 But there's only so much time in the day. 214 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,493 I'm so sorry, but I can't go. 215 00:09:37,524 --> 00:09:40,078 - You can't go with me? - No, I can't go with anybody. 216 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,694 I can't go with anybody because I can't go with anybody 217 00:09:42,725 --> 00:09:43,348 Yes... 218 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,030 That night because I can't go anywhere that night 219 00:09:45,061 --> 00:09:45,450 Yes... 220 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,752 Because my parents have something that night. 221 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,788 What Riley will realize immediately 222 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,958 is that her father is one of the chaperones at the dance. 223 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,360 Isn't your dad one of the chaperones at the dance? 224 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,796 I'm not talking about those parents. 225 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,131 Well, there's no coming back from that. 226 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:04,369 Uh, yes, yes, there is, Maya, because, see, my dad is at the dance, 227 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,538 and my mom, my other parent I was talking about... 228 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,373 - okay. - Is also not home that night. 229 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,842 And so I promised her I would babysit my little brother, Auggie, 230 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,444 because nobody had asked me to the dance. 231 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,512 I'm so proud of us. 232 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,114 She's obviously had a good bad influence. 233 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,083 Well, Riley's gotten herself out of this mess, 234 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,551 what could possibly go wrong now? 235 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,852 Oh, you can't go to the dance? 236 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,454 Unbelievable! 237 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,457 Well, you two must have a lot to talk about. 238 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:31,196 But before I go, I'd like you both to know that I don't regret asking her. 239 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,198 I did it because I know you're the type of person 240 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,001 who would give up the dance to help your parents out. 241 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:40,238 Uh, let me understand this, you... you asked Riley to the dance? 242 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,208 I did because, see, you didn't. 243 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,577 And I'm sorry, but do you need more than 10 months? 244 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,414 Charlie, you may not know this, 245 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,217 but Riley and I kinda have an unofficial thing going. 246 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,819 Yeah, but I've been tracking this thing all year, 247 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,588 and I've seen both sides of her notebook. 248 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,925 - You let him see your notebook? - It was only one time. 249 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,865 So, what happens now? 250 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,134 Guess that'd depend on Riley, wouldn't it? 251 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,970 Close your mouth, Riley. 252 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,841 Well, I'll leave you guys to it. 253 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:21,279 (Applause) 254 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:30,622 I just naturally assumed that we were going together. 255 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,490 - What? - I thought we were going together. 256 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,625 I'm... I should have asked. 257 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,527 - What? - I'm sorry you can't go. 258 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:37,996 Do it for me. 259 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,564 Unbelievable! 260 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,632 And now this. 261 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:49,607 Why, agent Lachance, this might just be the start of the best friendship since... 262 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,310 Jack, who was that guy I used to know? 263 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,645 What's up, buddy? 264 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,213 - Jack! - Eric! 265 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,048 - Hey! - Come on! 266 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,450 How are you doing? 267 00:11:58,452 --> 00:11:59,617 I'm a senator now, didn't you hear? 268 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:02,153 No! Yeah, it's the end of the world. 269 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,988 Haha! Probably. 270 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,891 So... I mean, what are you doing here? 271 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,587 What? I need a reason to see my friend? 272 00:12:08,618 --> 00:12:12,063 So, we're still friends? 'Cause I haven't seen you in a really long time. 273 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,467 Not a day goes by that your voice still isn't inside my head. 274 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:17,335 No matter what I do. 275 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,604 You know what I'm doing right now? Come on, sit down. 276 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,973 I'm actually senatoring right now. 277 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,909 Yeah, I'm waiting for some evil guy from some evil company 278 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,679 who's gonna come in and try to sleaze his way into my pocket to buy my vote. 279 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:28,943 Really? Why would he do that? 280 00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:32,250 Well, because the other company is really environmentally conscious, 281 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,548 and they saved the polar bears, but the evil company 282 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,588 is scum who turns clean water into dirty water, 283 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:42,393 and hires really good-looking employees with pocket squares 284 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,462 and hair that goes "swoosh"... 285 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,634 To hide their company's evil faces. 286 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,372 You're still an idiot genius, aren't you? 287 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,474 Jack Hunter joined the peace corps with Rachel McGuire. 288 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,243 She stayed, you left, and you joined an evil company, 289 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,111 and you haven't been the same ever since. 290 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,246 (Sneezes) 291 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,302 You know all about me, huh? 292 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,452 I know what all my friends are doing. 293 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,587 What I don't know is why? 294 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,497 Remember when we were kids? 295 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,391 And the toughest choice we had was which one of us was gonna end up with Rachel? 296 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,326 Rachel! 297 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,029 What we never knew was that life was preparing us 298 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,165 to make the right decisions later. 299 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:25,370 But then, you know, you get a little older. Grow up, and face another choice, 300 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,272 and you make the wrong decision. 301 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,573 Why does that happen? 302 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,408 I don't know, Jack. 303 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,043 I wasn't there. 304 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,446 And now I'm in a position to influence the whole world. 305 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,283 What do you know? Me too. 306 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:42,120 I guess the only choice left is who influences who. 307 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,589 Well, I guess that's up to us now, isn't it? 308 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,723 Hey, you free tonight? 309 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,759 Yeah, I'm free. It's New York City. 310 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,994 - What'cha got in mind, buddy? - Hahaha, don't touch. 311 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:55,733 Help me. 312 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,036 I got nothing. 313 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,137 Help me! 314 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,672 This one's a doozy. 315 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,776 You've been in here six hours. 316 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,110 We don't hear any talking. 317 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,046 The bay window's broken. 318 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,214 What's up? 319 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,082 I got asked to the semi-formal. 320 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,283 Oh, Lucas got around to it? 321 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,419 No, Lucas assumed we were going. 322 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,020 I got asked by Charlie. 323 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,388 Gardner? 324 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,423 I like him. 325 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,524 Little quiet, so far. 326 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,728 So, why aren't you dressed? 327 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,164 Because I kinda made up a story and said I couldn't go. 328 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,466 And Lucas overheard, and now Sally's in a pickle! 329 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,635 What is that? What are you doing? What is that? 330 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,471 (Mimicry continues) I'm never stopping. Cheese souffle! 331 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,309 Listen, Riley... 332 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,478 I'm disappointed you felt you had to make up a story. 333 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,046 What's wrong with Charlie? 334 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,082 Nothing. It's just, he's kinda... 335 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,216 swell! 336 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,486 I just had this vision in my head 337 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,755 about how the semi-formal was supposed to go. 338 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:55,827 How Lucas would ask, the dress I would wear, the corsage he would give me. 339 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,629 Riley didn't do anything wrong. 340 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,097 No? 341 00:14:59,099 --> 00:14:59,797 No. 342 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,133 I think she's just... 343 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,736 Confused about how she feels. 344 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,738 How am I supposed to feel, Maya? 345 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,539 I like Lucas, don't I? 346 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,576 You were me. How did I feel when you were me? 347 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,677 What are me and Lucas? 348 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,814 Just tell me what to say. 349 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,150 You know something. Tell me. 350 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,587 Go to the dance. 351 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,522 I can't. They're gonna punish me. 352 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,690 Go to the dance. 353 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,859 They're not gonna punish me. 354 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,695 Actually, we kinda are. 355 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,497 How? 356 00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:34,699 Well, Lucas and Charlie are both gonna be at the dance. 357 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,467 You need to face them, Riley. 358 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,802 You've got choices to make. 359 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,372 Oh, boy. 360 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,542 All right, I'll go. 361 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,277 What color goes with shame? 362 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,884 Riles, look, big turnout. 363 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:56,254 Good. Maybe there's a chance I won't run into either of them. 364 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,358 Oh, this is my punishment. 365 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,226 My parents are smart. 366 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,328 Hi. 367 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,595 Riley, dance? 368 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,630 Absolutely. 369 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,864 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 370 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,900 Riley's busy. I'll dance with you. 371 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,635 That works for me. You're Riley or Maya. 372 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,077 I owe you both an apology. 373 00:16:13,108 --> 00:16:16,607 If we didn't know who you really are, Riley, then maybe you would. 374 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,811 You don't owe me anything. 375 00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:20,678 So, you guys are both just gonna let me off the hook? 376 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,580 Mmm... not really. 377 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,282 Well, then what are you gonna do? 378 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,776 Well, see, I talked to Charlie, 'cause, you know, I thought 379 00:16:26,807 --> 00:16:29,187 he should have known better than to ask you to this dance. 380 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,595 Yeah, but when I explained the whole "10 months, five months, 381 00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,691 week before the dance" thing was kinda disrespectful, 382 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,945 - we decided... - Well, no, Charlie. 383 00:16:34,976 --> 00:16:37,829 I think what we came up with is that it wasn't so much disrespectful 384 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,765 as it was an assumed understanding between my friend Riley and me 385 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,934 that we would, you know, naturally go to this dance together. 386 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:46,504 Which is when I said that the semi-formal deserves a little extra effort, 387 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,173 like balloons and roses and yogi on skates. 388 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,441 Yeah, well... 389 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,176 You know what? I gotta give you points for that. 390 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,845 - That was a good one. - Thanks, man. 391 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,647 After I saw you put her on a white horse, I knew I had to bring it. 392 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,351 Yes? 393 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,853 What is going on here? 394 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,322 I really like this guy, Riley. He's all right. 395 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,290 - Yeah, new friendship. - Thanks to you. 396 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,495 Wait a minute! 397 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,562 What do I do here? 398 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,798 Oh, well, that's up to you, Riley. 399 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,434 Yeah. Why make it easy for you? 400 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,542 Here we are. 401 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,676 Are you kidding me? 402 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,245 You brought me to a school dance? 403 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,847 No, Jack, I brought you back in time. 404 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,249 See, look... 405 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,417 There's Feeny. 406 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,252 Cory! 407 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,755 - Jack? - 'Sup buddy! 408 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,890 - Hey! - Hey! 409 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,445 How's life treating you? 410 00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:45,293 Well, you know, I'm at a middle school dance, and your brother's my date. 411 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,832 So, nothing's changed. 412 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,534 Guys, do you remember? 413 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,868 We used to be just like them. 414 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,304 I remember us every day. 415 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,816 What are you guys doing here? 416 00:17:54,847 --> 00:17:59,243 I wanted to bring him back to a time when life was a little less complicated. 417 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,647 I thought it was either gonna be the front of my notebook or the back of my notebook, 418 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,516 but now there's another guy, so I think I'm gonna need to get a whole new notebook 419 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,385 because Maya won't tell me how I feel. 420 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,160 Adults have it easy, dad. 421 00:18:10,191 --> 00:18:13,624 All you decide is what's for dinner and what to put the thermostat at. 422 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,992 92! 423 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,861 That's why all the polar bears left. 424 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,329 I'm the one who global warmed them. 425 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:23,267 Dad? Wait, this is your daughter? 426 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,735 - Hi, I'm Riley. - Hi. 427 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,838 Oh, hi, Riley, it's a pleasure to meet you. 428 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,406 What is it like having a daughter, man? 429 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,969 How do you like two people differently? 430 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,045 Jack, you wanna know what it's like having a daughter? 431 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,168 Why don't you take this one? 432 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,582 Oh, buddy. 433 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,665 Well, um... 434 00:18:38,696 --> 00:18:42,987 Okay, there was once this girl who had to make a choice between Eric and me. 435 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,355 She liked me as a boyfriend. 436 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,990 - And she liked me... - How? 437 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,492 How did she like you? 438 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,293 She liked me as a brother. 439 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,967 Are you two still friends? 440 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,969 You know what? I haven't seen her in a really long time. 441 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,071 Are you two still friends? 442 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,873 Yeah, we talk all the time. 443 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,708 She and I are still great friends. 444 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,544 Keep your friends around as long as you can. 445 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,412 That's the best choice you can make. 446 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:11,983 Dad? 447 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,452 Riley, you got a lot to think about. 448 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,094 Why don't you go dance with your friends? 449 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,360 Man... 450 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,363 Keeping you around was always the best choice I ever made, wasn't it? 451 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,731 Yeah. I gotta go. 452 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,670 Hey, everybody. Hi. 453 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,605 You all helped to get me elected, 454 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,074 so I wanted to do something a little bit special for you. 455 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:41,479 So, ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Kangarootown, Sheppard. 456 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,649 (Cheering) 457 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,017 Hey, guys, we're Sheppard. 458 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,119 Now, everybody grab your dates and hit the floor! 459 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,488 (Rock music plays) 460 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,423 ♪ Can you feel it? ♪ 461 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,058 ♪ Now it's coming back ♪ 462 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,893 ♪ We can steal it ♪ 463 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,628 ♪ If we bridge this gap ♪ 464 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,899 ♪ I can see you through the curtains of the waterfall ♪ 465 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,604 ♪ So, say Geronimo ♪ 466 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,105 ♪ Say Geronimo ♪ 467 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:11,375 ♪ Say Geronimo, say Geronimo ♪ 468 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,077 ♪ Say Geronimo ♪ 469 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:17,381 ♪ Say Geronimo, say Geronimo ♪ 470 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,953 ♪ Can you feel my love? ♪ 471 00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:25,056 ♪ Can you feel my love? ♪ 472 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,059 ♪ Bombs away, bombs away ♪ 473 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,994 - Hi. - Hey. 474 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,629 Why did you assume we were going to the dance 475 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,793 if we're not officially together? 476 00:20:32,824 --> 00:20:36,067 I don't know. Why would you make a big deal about it if we're not officially together? 477 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,135 Why would you make such a big deal about me asking her 478 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,103 if you're not officially together? 479 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,138 Yeah, no, I don't do that. 480 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:45,443 Why would you be dancing with me if you're officially a huckleberry? 481 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,546 No, I'm not dancing with you. 482 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,417 How you doin'? 483 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,121 I hate to break it to you, cowboy, but you're still dancing with me, 484 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,024 and Riley's dancing with that guy. 485 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:03,427 I'm sorry everything didn't work out as planned, Charlie. 486 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,696 Hey, I'm here, and we're dancing. 487 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,198 - We're all dancing. - We're all friends. 488 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,766 What else is there to figure out? 489 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,735 Hi. 490 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:11,969 Hey. 491 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,575 ♪ So, say Geronimo ♪ 492 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,143 ♪ Say Geronimo ♪ 493 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:22,613 ♪ Say Geronimo, say Geronimo ♪ 494 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,115 ♪ Say Geronimo ♪ 495 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,652 ♪ Say Geronimo, say Geronimo ♪ 496 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,695 ♪ Say Geronimo ♪ 497 00:21:28,726 --> 00:21:32,223 ♪ Can you feel... (Say Geronimo, say Geronimo) ♪ 498 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:35,893 ♪ (Say, Geronimo, say Geronimo) ...My love? ♪ 499 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:39,196 ♪ (Say Geronimo, say Geronimo) Bombs away, bombs away ♪ 500 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:42,566 ♪ Bombs away, bombs away (Say Geronimo, say Geronimo) ♪ 501 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,903 ♪ Can you feel... (Make this leap) ♪ 502 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,838 ♪ Make this leap ♪ 503 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,142 ♪ ...my love? (Make this leap) ♪ 504 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,643 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 505 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,211 ♪ Make this leap ♪ 506 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,546 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 507 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,948 ♪ Can you feel... ♪ 508 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,554 ♪ ...my love? ♪ 509 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,825 (Cheering and applause) 510 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:17,001 Hi. I'm senator Eric Matthews, and this is my niche, Riley. 511 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,035 Hi. 512 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,236 And her friend, mayonnaise. 513 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,971 You're not even trying anymore. 514 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,270 When I was a kid like them, 515 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,909 there used to be polar bears all over New York City. 516 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:28,179 But now, because of "uh-oh, we broke the earth," 517 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,548 these bears have been forced to move to places 518 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:34,118 their travel agents told them were colder, but aren't anymore. 519 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,520 Help me make the right decisions. 520 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,057 Let's make the world cold where it's supposed to be. 521 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,259 It's the warm thing to do. 522 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:45,629 This message is brought to you by... my heart.