1 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,340 - Previously on Blunt Talk... - Oh, no. 2 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:11,800 Well, Gardner said they're either looking to cancel the show or suspend you. 3 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,800 Take these. It's a kind of speed. 4 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:17,340 I gave you three Ambien and not three Provigil. 5 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:20,010 Doctor thought you might need this to wake up. 6 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:22,640 And so I ask you, the American people, 7 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,730 to wield the most powerful weapon there is. 8 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:28,020 The truth. 9 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:30,020 Oh, my God! 10 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,490 Major? 11 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:34,160 Major? Don't leave me. 12 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,680 ♪ 13 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:44,060 Blunt Talk - S01E02 Experience Shame and Anticipate Punishment 14 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:47,970 sync and correction by solfieri - www.addic7ed.com 15 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,870 ♪ 16 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:55,990 Major, don't leave me. 17 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,160 Major. 18 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,080 Harry. 19 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,530 Oh, thank God. 20 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:06,110 Are you all right? 21 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:10,290 That was magnificent. 22 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:13,120 There was showgirls and feathers. 23 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:18,590 And I saw my mother's face in a looking glass. 24 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,050 It was all so beautiful. 25 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:24,770 Oh, it's all right, everyone. 26 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:25,970 I'm fine. 27 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:27,970 Oh, fuck, we're still on the air. 28 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:33,810 My dear viewers, I think I may just have had 29 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:35,310 a near-death experience. 30 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:38,110 If so, then I'm happy to report 31 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,150 that in heaven there's a lot of dancing and joy. 32 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:45,370 However, I think, and I'm sure you would all agree with me, 33 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:48,710 it would be prudent to take a commercial break. 34 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:50,760 I remain and always will be 35 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:54,860 Walter Blunt, right here, right now. 36 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:00,540 You've had quite the day, Major. 37 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,700 I'm proud of you for not dying. 38 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,370 Thank you, Harry. 39 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:08,090 The gods, you know, have given me a second chance. 40 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:10,210 I mean to make the most of it. 41 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:12,260 Now it's time to rest. 42 00:04:12,270 --> 00:04:14,430 What did Shakespeare say? 43 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:19,270 Sleep that knits a scarf around your neck like a noose. 44 00:04:19,270 --> 00:04:20,810 No, Harry. 45 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:25,360 "Sleep that knits up the raveled sleeve of care," 46 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:30,070 The death of each day's life, 47 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:34,950 "sore labor's bath, Balm of hurt minds." 48 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,990 No, you're right, Major. There's no mention of a scarf. 49 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:40,580 But you get my meaning. Time to rest. 50 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:44,130 So have a sip of mother's milk 51 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:45,880 and it'll be night-night for the major 52 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,830 and night-night for good old Harry. 53 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:51,090 But I am serious about this second chance business. 54 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,920 I saw myself tonight as a child. 55 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:59,260 And I realized never having met my own father, 56 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:03,270 I need to be a better father to the American people. 57 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,570 And, of course, to my own children. 58 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,270 Worthwhile goal, sir, but... 59 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:09,940 No, I need to revitalize Blunt Talk. 60 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:13,740 I have to take care of my viewers. 61 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:15,910 And I have to take care of you, Major. 62 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:17,830 You had a terrible shock. 63 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,620 Now, please, take your medicine. 64 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:23,500 All right, Harry. You know best. 65 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:34,180 That's much better. 66 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:38,130 So... 67 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,100 let's put our cares away, 68 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:43,310 have a peaceful, restorative weekend. 69 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:46,190 Mmm. Now, what would you like me to read to you tonight? 70 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:48,940 We have Rabelais, Winnie-the-Pooh, and the Koran. 71 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:52,610 No, no. No reading tonight, Harry. I'm too tired. 72 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,730 Just pass me my eye mask, please. 73 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:57,540 - Thank you. - Very good, Major. 74 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:06,300 Good night, Harry. 75 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:14,000 Good night, Major. 76 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:29,400 How's it looking, Major? 77 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,520 I'm losing sensation in my right calf muscle 78 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,940 and would like to sit down. 79 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:36,330 Not yet, Harry. Just hold still. 80 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:39,110 The sun is very specific at the moment. 81 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:41,910 The way that it's glinting off of your bald spot, 82 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,080 it's just like something out of the Renaissance. 83 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,540 - I have to capture it. - Righto. 84 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:50,460 For God's sake! 85 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:52,170 Oh, sorry about that. 86 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,840 Can I sit down now, Major? 87 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,040 I'm losing sensation in both calf muscles. 88 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:58,380 Oh, sit down, Harry. And quit your whinging. 89 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:02,180 You must be the new neighbor. The renter. 90 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:04,640 Thanks. I'm Ronnie. 91 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:08,690 You have destroyed my painting with your carelessness. 92 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:11,360 - Sorry. - It's 8:00 in the morning. 93 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,560 Don't you think it's a bit early for volleyball? 94 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,230 No, it's not too early. 95 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:17,400 We've been up all night on MDMA. 96 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,400 You know, Jolly Molly. 97 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:23,660 All right. There you go. 98 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:29,330 That's quite the nudist party you're having. 99 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:31,160 You seem to be having a party yourself. 100 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:33,250 Who's the talent sitting on the marble? 101 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,330 What do you mean, talent? 102 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:38,090 I saw what that boy has between his legs. 103 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,840 - And what of it? - I produce high-end erotic films. 104 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,390 I'm always on the lookout for an everyman with a cock like that. 105 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:46,060 It's my holy grail. Who is he, your boyfriend? 106 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:48,400 - No, he's my man. - Your man? 107 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,900 My man! My valet. What do you think I mean? 108 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,100 I don't know. 109 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:58,440 But if Red ever wants to make some extra money, 110 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,660 here's my card. 111 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:03,780 Yes? Rosalie. 112 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:06,160 You sure? 113 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:08,580 Yes, all right. Bye. 114 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:11,200 Harry, get dressed. We've got to go to the studio. 115 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:13,510 Hey, it was nice meeting you, neighbor. 116 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:17,180 And by the way, I saw how you stood up to those cops on YouTube. 117 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:20,550 You are a white Rodney King. A hero. 118 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:25,050 I do not consider my conduct that evening to be heroic. 119 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,550 And going forward, 120 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:29,640 keep your volleyballs your side of the hedge! 121 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:33,890 Dumbass doesn't even know what gold he's got. 122 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:36,190 Hey, I'm serving. 123 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,310 It's a massive hurricane, Walter. 124 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,980 They baptized her Gina. 125 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,980 It's gonna be a huge story. 126 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,320 And I want you there. 127 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,150 It makes landfall in Galveston tonight. 128 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,210 Bob, I'm a newsman. I'm not a weatherman. 129 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:50,990 Okay, yes, you are a newsman. 130 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:52,830 But you are also the news 131 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,800 and I want to keep your momentum going. 132 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,330 You were terrific last night. 133 00:08:56,330 --> 00:08:59,330 Almost dying, best thing you've ever done. 134 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:00,750 Oh, thank you. 135 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,140 How are you, by the way? 136 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,670 Oh, I'm fine, but... 137 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:06,930 Good, putting you in a storm is going to show the world 138 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:09,340 that you are fit and sane. 139 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,760 Well, of course I'm fit and sane. 140 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,520 Which is the rea... 141 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,320 Which is the reason why I should not be wasting my time 142 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,270 standing in the rain telling people I'm standing in the rain. 143 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:22,190 My viewers are expecting something more from me. 144 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,830 - Like what? - Answers. Insight. 145 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,330 Revelation. 146 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:30,000 Hey, on the street they're calling me a hero. 147 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,030 A white Rodney King. 148 00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,290 I'm supposed to like the sound of that? 149 00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:39,590 Oh, well, actually, it was only one deranged individual. 150 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:42,090 I do not care. You are going to Galveston. 151 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,130 I agree with Bob. You should go. 152 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:47,880 Thank you. I gave you a second chance last night. 153 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:50,220 I can take it away. 154 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:52,890 Bob giveth, Bob taketh. 155 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:54,390 Juice? 156 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,450 - Hello. - Hey. 157 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:03,620 - Here's your coffee. - Thanks. 158 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,570 I can't believe he's going to Galveston. 159 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:08,700 I can't believe he's still alive. 160 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:10,320 Don't tell Walter, but that was actually 161 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,370 OxyContin in my Ambien bottle. 162 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,290 Oh, he's an ex-Marine. He can handle it. 163 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,210 I don't know if he can handle prison, though. 164 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:18,500 The Jewish lawyers are all over it. 165 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,750 Oh, good. 166 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,670 So you have no problem with what I just said? 167 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,420 'Cause I'm Jewish. You know that? 168 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:25,750 - Morning. - Where'd you get those mugs? 169 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,060 All I found in the kitchen were these paper cups. 170 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,930 Oh, and Jim's sushi from yesterday, which I ate. Sorry. 171 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:33,600 That wasn't from yesterday. 172 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:37,930 Harry, find out where Galveston is. 173 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,730 - Texas, Major. - Texas? 174 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,400 Oh, Lord. I thought it was the title of a song. 175 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:45,110 I can't believe you sided with Gardner. 176 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:47,110 You know how I feel about the weather. 177 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:49,240 This isn't just about the weather, Walter. 178 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:52,700 This is climate change. This is mass extinction. 179 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:54,620 It's end days. 180 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:58,200 And Anderson Cooper's gonna be there. 181 00:10:58,210 --> 00:10:59,620 Really? 182 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:02,670 Well, these are biblical times environmentally. 183 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:06,040 And Anderson isn't the only silver fox 184 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:07,960 who can look good in a rain slicker. 185 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:09,460 Silver fox? 186 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,470 A man's head is not the only place 187 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,190 he grows hair, Rosalie, as you well know. 188 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,640 Now, first things first, I want to thank you all 189 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,190 for supporting me during my crisis last night. 190 00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:21,640 It's okay, Walter, we're absolutely... 191 00:11:21,650 --> 00:11:24,610 But let's pretend we are in Stalin's Russia 192 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:27,320 and erase it from our collective memory. 193 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,650 - Can we do that? - It was very upsetting, Walter. 194 00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:31,450 I don't know if we can forget about 195 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:33,620 you collapsing 'cause of the drugs I gave you. 196 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,320 - Jim. Nyet. - You almost died. 197 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:37,160 - Nyet! - Got it, Stalin's Russia. 198 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,790 Good, thank you. Now, Martin, 199 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,500 you're coming with me and Harry to Galveston. 200 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,800 Why? Am I being punished? 201 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,670 No, it's because you are crafty and resourceful. 202 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,590 And that'll be good on a mission like this. 203 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:51,010 Now, the rest of you will run things from here. 204 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,590 But why are you going, Walter? 205 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,480 I thought playing a weatherman was beneath you. 206 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,680 I'm going, Celia, because last night 207 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,260 I promised our viewers I would tell them the truth. 208 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:02,900 Now, this freakish storm is the perfect backdrop 209 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:05,850 for talking about what we are doing to the environment. 210 00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:09,690 But the truth about climate change is devastating, Walter. 211 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:12,330 No one wants to hear we're committing mass suicide. 212 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:16,000 Exactly, so let's also give them hope. 213 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,330 I might have died last night. 214 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:22,750 From now on, I want to be in the hope business. 215 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,040 Yeah, but I'm not sure that hope and truth go together very well. 216 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,040 Just start Googling and see 217 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:31,760 if there is any hope out there that might also be true. 218 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:34,350 Come on, Martin. We've got to find rain slickers. 219 00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:36,470 Yes, Major. 220 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:47,560 Do I have time to go to the men's room before boarding? 221 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,230 Uh, yes, that should be fine. 222 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:52,280 Thank you. Harry, I'm going to the loo. 223 00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:54,400 - Yes, Major. - Martin, stay where you are. 224 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,660 Move along. Move along. 225 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:03,660 - All clear, Major. - Thank you, Harry. 226 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:17,060 Oh, shit. 227 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,850 Sorry, pal. Loo's off-limits. 228 00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,600 Oh! 229 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,690 Fuck. 230 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,490 Ladies and gentlemen, now boarding all groups. 231 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,490 All groups can now board. 232 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,750 For God's sake! 233 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,420 Oh, thank you. 234 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,010 Have a good flight. 235 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:50,020 Shit. 236 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,350 Damn it! 237 00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,410 Oh, God! 238 00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:59,530 Oh, ah! 239 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,250 Shit. 240 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,840 Shit! 241 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,920 Oh, fuck! 242 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,960 Come the fuck on! 243 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,540 Oh. Oh. Ah. 244 00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:23,270 No! 245 00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:26,720 Major? 246 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,440 Come on, Walter. Pick up. 247 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,980 Pick up, Walter. Pick up. 248 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:37,650 Oh! 249 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,990 Damn. 250 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:42,900 Yes, Martin? 251 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:45,870 What? You're on the plane? 252 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,710 - Shit! Harry! - Shit. 253 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:51,960 We're here! We're here! 254 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,750 Oh, thank God. 255 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:57,300 I am so sorry. There's no boarding. The plane is closed. 256 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,720 That's not possible. 257 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,510 You said I could go. 258 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,310 I know, but we boarded very quickly. 259 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,310 It's the last flight to Galveston. We need to get it out. 260 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:07,850 You must open the gate and let us on board the plane. 261 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,680 - I can't do that. - Yes, you can. 262 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,690 You see, I have to be in Galveston tonight. 263 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,240 I have a very important broadcast. 264 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,820 Ooh, I'm sorry, Mr. Blunt. It's a federal law. 265 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:20,940 But I don't care about asinine federal laws! 266 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,120 I must be on that plane. 267 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,420 I'm sorry. Thank you. 268 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:33,290 - My dear... - I'm sorry. Thank you. 269 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,630 I need air. I can't breathe. 270 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,130 This is a disaster. 271 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,850 We have to be adults. 272 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:45,220 I'm calling Gardner and telling him you missed the flight. 273 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:48,300 No, it's too humiliating. It's too unprofessional. 274 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,640 He'll cancel us. 275 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,640 I'm only one day into my comeback. 276 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,730 Oh, It's all right, Walter. Everyone misses flights once in a while. 277 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,440 I once brought a gun on a plane. 278 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,230 No, Celia, this is different. 279 00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:01,280 I keep undermining myself. 280 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,320 Something is wrong. I never used to be this reckless. 281 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,490 You've always been reckless. 282 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,820 But you were better at it. 283 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:11,160 Oh, Harry, this is a crisis, not a social gathering. 284 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,830 Tea is essential during a crisis, sir. You know that. 285 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:18,300 Look, I know this is nuts, but... never mind. 286 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,670 No, no, no. Jim, what is it? I'm desperate. 287 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:23,170 I will take anything. Come on, spit it out. 288 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,810 Well, we could make it look like you're in Galveston. 289 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:28,340 - Okay, what do you mean? - Fake it in front of a green screen. 290 00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:31,760 Like when Cokie Roberts pretended to report from Capitol Hill. 291 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,820 Oh, yes, I remember that. 292 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,520 Oh, and I remember... Oh, Cokie. 293 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,600 All legs, no common sense. 294 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,020 Yeah, that's Cokie. 295 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:44,860 So, my idea is that we'll have Martin 296 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,830 send us the footage and then we'll just put you in it. 297 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:49,110 But we will need someone who has a studio. 298 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,000 And someone who can keep their mouth shut. 299 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,120 Someone discreet and dishonest. 300 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,040 There's lots of people like that in LA. 301 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,540 But how many have got their own green screen? 302 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,260 Harry, is that you? 303 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:03,290 Why is there a red slash across your... 304 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:07,050 very large, beautiful, otherworldly penis? 305 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,850 I'm the muse. Ask the artist. 306 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:12,800 That is not an intentional red slash, Celia. 307 00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:14,860 My work is figurative. 308 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,470 That was caused by... 309 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,150 someone discreet and dishonest. 310 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:44,420 Hey, come on in. 311 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:49,760 I appreciate you paying in cash, Walter. 312 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,390 These are dark days for us. 313 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:54,730 The mandatory condom laws have made it impossible 314 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:57,770 to shoot in LA. 315 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,270 Pun intended. That's all well and good, but... 316 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:04,110 So, I'm trying to stay local. I refuse to outsource to Vegas. 317 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,610 I am loyal to my people, but the health department is after my ass. 318 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,030 I'm sorry for your struggles, 319 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:11,160 but our interest is in your green screen. 320 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,870 - We have to get to work. - Of course. 321 00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:16,000 But there's something else I need from you. Drink? 322 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,370 No. What else do you need? 323 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:24,380 One of my actors got the drip and there is a scene 324 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,960 that we have to shoot today, so I need Red. 325 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:32,550 - No, absolutely not. - Red, what do you think? 326 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:34,640 - Can you speak for yourself? - You want me to do what? 327 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,520 I want you to make love to a beautiful woman in front of a camera. 328 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,150 - Not possible. - But why? 329 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,980 I'm unable to enjoy sex. 330 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:51,700 At the moment of congress, I experience shame 331 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,870 and anticipate punishment. 332 00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:56,820 Harry, you never told me this. 333 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,880 Well, I've never been asked to be the star of an erotic film before. 334 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,660 Supporting, actually. But a great role. Meaty. Lots of pathos. 335 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,500 Doesn't matter. The answer, I'm afraid, is still no. 336 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,720 Well, then the deal's off. I need the money, 337 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,170 but getting someone like you on film is more important to me. 338 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:14,010 You can't be serious. 339 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:17,650 I am. I believe in what I do. 340 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,020 I bring people joy! What do you do?! 341 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:26,740 Harry, how bad can it be? 342 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,990 My career is at stake. 343 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,690 Remember the Falklands. 344 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,000 Do it for the lads. 345 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,500 Whom might I be making love to? 346 00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:45,420 Sylvia, come in here. 347 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,270 Yeah, Ronnie? 348 00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:01,060 I'll try to overcome my issues, Major. 349 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,400 Forgive me for being the only sane person here, 350 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,730 but this has got fuck-up written all over it. 351 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,530 You wanted me to cover this storm. 352 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:15,740 Yes, in Galveston. Not in a porn studio with a green screen. 353 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:19,410 Do I consider this to be ideal? No. 354 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:23,740 I have been betrayed by the FAA and modern bathroom technology. 355 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,080 Now get on board, Rosalie. 356 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,050 What do you two have for me? Anything hopeful? 357 00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:30,800 Um, not exactly hopeful. 358 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,060 They're finding microplastics in the ocean's food chain. 359 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,760 And if we try to get off fossil fuels, 360 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,310 the Saudis and the oil companies will start a massive war. 361 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:41,480 Yeah, in 30 years, Alaska's gonna be the new Miami Beach. 362 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,600 And eight-year-old boys are wearing bras. 363 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,070 Why, because of obesity? 364 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,100 No, because they have breasts. 365 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,020 Pharmaceuticals in the water table 366 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,940 are affecting puberty and gender patterns. 367 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,770 Good Lord. 368 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:56,830 Isn't there anything hopeful that I can offer the American people? 369 00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,280 Anything uplifting? 370 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,920 Well, there's a family in LA, in Topanga, 371 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,280 living in a harmonious, zero-waste manner. 372 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:06,000 I mean, they're hoping that by having no impact, they'll have an impact. 373 00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:08,010 Yes, that's what I need. 374 00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:11,260 A shift in consciousness at the grassroots level. 375 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,290 Celia, that is a message I can work with. 376 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,010 Watch out for that cable, Walter. 377 00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:17,300 We have a problem. 378 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,800 Red is weepy and won't take his Viagra. 379 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,800 Says if he can't do it naturally, then he won't do it at all. 380 00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:24,970 Oh, shit. He's too prideful. 381 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,640 Oh, that's Martin. 382 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,030 He's arrived at Galveston. 383 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,440 He's gonna meet the local crew at the marina. 384 00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:30,860 And Shelly's standing by in the control room. 385 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:32,310 Yes, right, what I want from you... 386 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,230 Did you hear what I just said? 387 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,200 Red is upset. You have to do something. 388 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,960 I am about to tape my opening salvo on Hurricane Gina. 389 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,410 I cannot hold Harry's hand right now. 390 00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:46,830 Take down the green screen. This shoot is off. 391 00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:49,880 Are you blackmailing me again? 392 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:54,500 Yes, I have to deliver this picture to the Asian market. 393 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,890 I need this scene. 394 00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:57,340 For God's sake, be reasonable. 395 00:22:57,340 --> 00:23:01,340 Take the green screen down! 396 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,980 Rosalie, Celia, go and talk to Harry. 397 00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:06,180 Try and cheer him up. 398 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,930 You want us to fluff Harry? 399 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,600 Just fluff his confidence. 400 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,320 I don't know what else to suggest. 401 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,190 I could try talking to him. 402 00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:16,520 You know, just two guys talking around a campfire. 403 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:20,240 Forget Harry. Walter, I'm calling Gardner. 404 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:23,280 No! I would rather go out like this. 405 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,780 A fool's mission is still a mission. 406 00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:28,870 And maybe this illusion will work. 407 00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:32,210 I have to lie to tell the truth. 408 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,760 All right, Walter. 409 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,210 If that's what you want. 410 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:39,130 Celia and I will take care of Harry. 411 00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:41,850 And, darling, lose the hat. 412 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,100 What's the matter, Harry? 413 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:48,220 What's at the root of all this? 414 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,890 Don't know. 415 00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:51,860 My mother. 416 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:53,640 She liked things clean. 417 00:23:53,650 --> 00:23:57,150 Her hands were always red and chapped. 418 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,280 There was also the war. 419 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:03,990 I heard you were very brave in the war. 420 00:24:03,990 --> 00:24:06,040 Not really. 421 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,380 I've just never been much for sex. 422 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,210 Oh, you poor dear. 423 00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:11,960 No, it's all right, actually. 424 00:24:11,970 --> 00:24:13,330 I have alcohol and gambling. 425 00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:15,580 My happy plate is more than full. 426 00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:22,990 I just thought you should know that I am genuinely attracted to you. 427 00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:24,410 - You are? - Yes. 428 00:24:24,410 --> 00:24:27,330 In college I had a thing for all my professors. 429 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:29,080 So did I. I loved them. 430 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,170 But I never did anything about it. 431 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:34,090 Did you really not? That's ironic, isn't it? 432 00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:36,500 'Cause you're a porn actress. 433 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:39,060 And 'cause I absolutely did all of them. 434 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,230 I mean, pretty much. And sometimes you'd knock and there was no one in... 435 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:44,480 So, you remind me of those professors 436 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,760 and I see this as my second chance. 437 00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:57,830 Ronnie said this was a good part. 438 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:03,860 As I stand in this biblical deluge, 439 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,580 the city in a panic, 440 00:25:05,590 --> 00:25:08,340 all I can think is that this storm 441 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,870 is yet another frightening reminder 442 00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:12,960 of our environmental crisis. 443 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,210 Microplastics in the ocean, disappearing coastlines, 444 00:25:17,210 --> 00:25:20,050 and the sissifying of young boys. 445 00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:23,380 But as someone who you saw 446 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:26,550 nearly die last night, let me tell you 447 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,440 that we must not lose hope. 448 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,060 If we all change in some way, 449 00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:35,450 the ripple effect will be enormous. 450 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:38,450 What I am calling for, America, 451 00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:41,290 is a shift in consciousness 452 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,870 at the grassroots level. 453 00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:46,370 But it has to begin with you. 454 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:49,240 Because as these torrential rains 455 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:52,410 bear down on us, our leaders are doing nothing. 456 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:55,000 Nothing! They're... 457 00:25:57,300 --> 00:26:00,920 ♪ They're singing in the rain ♪ 458 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,920 - ♪ Just singing... ♪ - Hey, stop. Cut, stop it. 459 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,890 Cut! Shut off the water. Stop. Cut. 460 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,310 What's the matter? Why did you stop? It was going beautifully. 461 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:10,930 You didn't tell me you were gonna do a dance number, Walter. 462 00:26:10,930 --> 00:26:14,240 It just came to me. I was thinking outside the box. 463 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,940 Anderson Cooper would never be this creative. 464 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:20,780 It won't go over well. People are probably going to die during this hurricane. 465 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,580 I am doing this for those who will live. 466 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:25,950 That's... That's ridiculous. 467 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,670 Oh, fuck! 468 00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,960 The health department is here! 469 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,630 - What if I did the dance and no singing? - That's even worse. 470 00:26:41,630 --> 00:26:45,220 Jim, I'm just disappointed in you that you don't understand this. 471 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:47,130 The dance is ironic. 472 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:50,390 It's a commentary on the failure of our leaders to do anything. 473 00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:52,360 - It's meant... - Oh, my God, Walter. Martin just texted. 474 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,780 They've downgraded Hurricane Gina to a Category 2. 475 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,940 And Gardner texted "Bring Blunt home." 476 00:26:56,950 --> 00:27:00,200 They're going with regular Saturday night broadcasts. 477 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,950 It can't be true. My call to arms. 478 00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:05,740 The dance. Has the weather gone so mad 479 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:08,160 that these storms can no longer be relied on? 480 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,490 You, campfire, you're young. Run. 481 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:13,880 Bring these condoms to Red. The health department is here. 482 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,300 Are you saying Harry is not wearing a condom? 483 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:18,250 Yes, that is what I'm saying. 484 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:20,050 Run, Jim, run! 485 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,400 I'm sorry you didn't get to cause a shift in consciousness, Major. 486 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,730 Oh, that's all right, Harry. 487 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:39,020 There will be other opportunities. 488 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:43,820 I'm only sorry you didn't get to consummate with that young lady. 489 00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:48,080 It wasn't meant to be, sir. 490 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,500 My life's pattern held true. 491 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:54,700 I experienced shame and anticipated punishment. 492 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:57,090 Well, I will pay your fine 493 00:27:57,090 --> 00:28:00,120 and have your record expunged. 494 00:28:00,130 --> 00:28:02,430 Thank you, sir. 495 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,760 Now, what would you like me to read to you tonight? 496 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,630 We have The Once and Future King, 497 00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:11,770 The Interpretation of Dreams, and the Koran. 498 00:28:11,770 --> 00:28:14,310 Oh, God, still pushing the Koran, Harry? 499 00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:17,530 Yes, Major. I think it's important that you read it. 500 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,860 I know, I know. 501 00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:22,060 And we will start tomorrow, I promise. 502 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:25,400 But tonight I want only pleasure. 503 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,570 I want The Once and Future King. 504 00:28:28,570 --> 00:28:30,960 Very good, Major. 505 00:28:37,910 --> 00:28:41,500 "The governess was always getting muddled" 506 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,630 with her astrolabe. 507 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,800 And when she got specially muddled, 508 00:28:45,810 --> 00:28:47,970 she would take it out on the Wart 509 00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:50,220 by rapping his knuckles. 510 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,980 She did not rap Kay's knuckles 511 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:57,350 because when Kay grew older, he would be Sir Kay, 512 00:28:57,350 --> 00:28:59,430 the master of the estate. 513 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,320 The Wart was called the Wart 514 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,490 because it more or less rhymed with Art, 515 00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:07,580 which was short for his real name. 516 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:10,280 Kay had given him the nickname. 517 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,980 Kay was not called anything but Kay 518 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:15,520 as he was too dignified to have a nickname 519 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,820 and would have flown into a passion if anybody had tried to give him one. 520 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,690 The governess had red hair 521 00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:26,560 and some mysterious wound 522 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,460 from which she derived a lot of prestige 523 00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:32,130 by showing it to all the women of the castle 524 00:29:32,130 --> 00:29:34,540 behind closed doors." 525 00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:40,020 sync and correction by solfieri - www.addic7ed.com