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Yetta, I love you,
I got to go, sweetie.
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No, you can't talk to them now.
Okay, here they are.
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We need to talk.
I've got such exciting news.
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Calm down, calm down.
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They're not geniuses.
That was Niles talking.
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Okay, I'm going to go now.
I love you too. ( kisses ) Bye.
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What is the one thing
that separates me
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from all the successful people
in this world?
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Success?
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This.
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Oh, no. You didn't write another
"Seinfeld" episode, did you?
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Sweetie, it's over.
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No. This is a new play. A friend of
mine wrote it, and it's wonderful!
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- Oh.
- I'm going to show it to Mr. Sheffield.
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He'll love it, produce it, I'll
be his partner, become rich,
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and finally be able to get out of this
stinking, rotten excuse for an existence.
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Not that it hasn't been a blast.
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- Good morning.
- Oh, sir.
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I've got something very
important to discuss with you,
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and I know you'll listen since you
have great respect for my opinions.
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Oh, by the way, have you scraped
off my riding boots like I asked?
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Yes. Yes.
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Sir, I have discovered
a wonderful new play
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that I would consider
selling, okay, giving,
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to Sheffield-Babcock productions in
exchange for becoming a partner.
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Okay, co-partner.
Associate. Junior. Assistant.
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All right,
I'll fetch the lattes.
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But we are partners, old man.
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I run the business,
you run the home.
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I'm good at my specialty,
you are wonderful at yours.
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Now, you wouldn't want
to go and fiddle
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with what I consider to be one of
the more successful partnerships
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anyone has ever known,
would you?
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No, of course not, sir. Thank you, sir.
Goodbye, sir. Thank you.
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Well, I lost that exchange,
didn't I?
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- Oh, yes, sir.
- Oh.
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Well, forget it.
What was I thinking?
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She's only ever going to think
of me as "just a domestic."
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Who?
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Oh? No one.
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Niles, are you doing all this
to impress a woman?
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Well, maybe. A little.
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Sorta.
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Kinda.
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Oh, are you in love?
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Maybe. A little.
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Sorta.
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Kinda.
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But I'm just dreaming. There's no way
that she would ever consider me.
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Oh, no, you're not still writing
to Petula Clark, are you?
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Oh, no, no, no.
This isn't an infatuation.
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No, this is deep.
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I think this might really be it.
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Well, have you told her
how you feel?
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Oh, God, no.
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Well, you've got
to let her know.
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I mean, what woman wouldn't be
thrilled to have you in her life?
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Oh.
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Hello, hello.
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪
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Niles, I have been buzzing
for over an hour.
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What do I have to do to get
some milk for my coffee?
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Hover over a bucket.
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( laughs )
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You found that funny?
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No, I'm laughing at the way
that little thing under his chin
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jiggles back and forth
when he talks.
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What is this? Foreplay?
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Uh, Miss Babcock.
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Let me have a word with you.
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You know, if you want to have
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a long-term
relationship with a man,
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you know, other than my husband,
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let me give you a little bit
of advice. We're friends.
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Nanny Fine,
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I may have to accept the fact
that you snagged my boyfriend
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and are about to breed
what should be my babies...
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C.C.!
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My babies!
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You do realize that's my wife
you're speaking to, don't you?
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Of course.
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I just didn't know you were
standing right behind me.
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This animosity's been
going on far too long, C.C.
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And frankly, I am sick of it.
Now either you
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make friends and get
along with my wife,
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or there's no place for you
in our home and I'll have
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- to dissolve our partnership.
- Oh!
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Maxwell, I was just funning
with her. We're friends,
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just like I was
with your first wife, Sally.
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- Sarah.
- Sarah!
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I love the smell of Nair that
lingers when she leaves a room.
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Who are you?
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Are you telling me that all those years
that you put dishwater in her coffee
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and changed her lip balm
for glue stick
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and called her a cow you were
flirting?
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What, no good?
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Oh, Niles, why don't you just
tell her how you feel?
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Oh, God, no, not until I have
a successful career.
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A substantial income. A home.
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- Oh, God.
- What?
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She's never going to know.
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Well, here's what
you're going to do.
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You are going to produce
this play yourself, mister,
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and I am going to help you,
because you're my friend
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and I love you
and I want you to be happy.
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Is this your way of telling me that you've
upped the number of baby-shower guests
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I'm going to have
to cook for to 75?
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Maybe. Kinda. Sorta. 100.
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Okay, partner, the first
thing you need to do
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is read the play and
tell me what you think.
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Very good. Great. I'll do that.
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You know, it's so heavy.
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I don't need to read it. If you
say it's great, it's great.
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Now come on, if you're going to be a
producer, you have to do the work.
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You're right. Okay.
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I'll have Gracie read it.
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Hey, kid...
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Listen, I really screwed up
with your old man,
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and I need your help to weasel
back in to his good graces.
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Er, why should I help you?
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I'll give you $10,000.
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Okay.
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- It's Grace.
- Oh, thank you.
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Wait a minute, I don't want you. You're
the little one. I want the big one.
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Uh, Maggie.
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What?
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I was right?
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You know, I have always felt
a special closeness to you.
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I watched you grow up,
I danced at your wedding...
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Did you have a good time?
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Well, let's just say
I didn't go home alone.
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She's never been married.
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Who's the boy? Who's the boy?
Oh, hello! Trevor!
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Yeah?
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I was right again?
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Listen, I have always felt
a special closeness to you...
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- How's it going, partner?
- Oh, terribly.
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Bernadette Peters' agent
wouldn't even take my call.
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They'd never heard of me.
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Me! Niles! They do back flips
for me at the A&P!
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Well, I've been watching Maxwell and
Miss Babcock do this for years,
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and we're just going to have to do
what they do to get things done.
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- What's that?
- We'll use their names.
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People will think
that we're them.
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Hello.
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Or should I say, hello, hello.
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And you'll have to be Maxwell.
Can you do an English accent?
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I'll try.
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Oh, but we still have
one big problem.
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We can't even afford to send the messenger
to give the scripts out to people to read.
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What are we going to do
for money?
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( Clears throat )
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Oh, no. I mean, it's one
thing to steal their names,
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but it's very, very wrong
to use his business account.
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I'll use our joint account.
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That's what I'll do. You know,
Maxwell gave me full access to that.
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Oh? How much is in there?
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Not a lot. He says that
I'm not good with money.
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And everybody knows that you have the
first penny that you ever earned here.
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Yeah, well, that'll pay
for the messenger.
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Well, we'll worry about that
later. Get into your position.
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- What position?
- Your Maxwell position.
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And then I'll just call
that agent right now.
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Agent:
Hello?
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Yes, this is Sheffield-Babcock
Productions,
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and Mr. Sheffield
has a property,
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and he would like to speak with
Bernadette Peters' agent. ASPCA.
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Agent:
One moment, please.
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One moment, please, this is
going to be a piece of cake.
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C.C., you're brilliant.
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Oh, Maxwell.
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We make such a great couple.
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But I know I can't compete
with that gorgeous,
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sexy brunette you married.
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I got you!
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We knew you were coming in here!
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( laughing )
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You see, I told you he wouldn't
find this funny.
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- Yeah, he said it.
- Now, if you don't mind,
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- I have work to do.
- Okay.
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Her idea.
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It was his idea.
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Oh, would you look at you,
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Mr. Producer man?
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C.C. is going to be so majorly
turned on when she sees you.
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You know, women love powerful
men. Strong, confident...
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( sniffles )
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What's that smell?
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Nice, huh? I Lemon Pledge'd
all the folding chairs.
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Well, we'll just leave
that part out.
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You know, I've been thinking,
this is such a star vehicle.
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I really wish we'd been able to get
a bigger name than Madeline Porter.
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Why? She's a huge soap star. Didn't
you ever watch "Edge of Life?"
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Of course. 30 years ago,
before it was cancelled.
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What has she done since that?
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This.
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Hello, darlings. Sorry I'm late.
I was held up at lunch.
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Oh, Miss Porter,
did you enjoy the script?
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I didn't read it.
Much too heavy.
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This is ridiculous. No one is going to
buy that she is a 24-year-old ingénue.
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Oh, sure they will.
We can't afford any lights.
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But you know, my Uncle Heshy is
supplying us with the tickets.
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And they turn into sponges
when you wet them.
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It would really be ironic if this was a
big hit and they got all the credit.
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And we were the best things that ever
happened to Sheffield-Babcock Productions.
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Maxwell Sheffield
and C.C. Babcock?
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Uh, you know
what they look like?
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- No.
- Then yeah, sure, that's us.
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- This is for you.
- Oh. Thank you.
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00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:27,778
What is it?
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"Sheffield-Babcock
Productions"
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is hereby notified that
they are in violation
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of City codes, a
bunch of numbers,
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"hereby ordered to pay
a fine of $250,000!"
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( gasps )
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Go pick up
my dry-cleaning,
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put gas in the limo, and bring
me a double-decaf cappuccino!
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What are you yelling at him for?
We're the ones in trouble.
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Just clinging to my final
moments as a producer.
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Well, on the bright side, there are still
two theater codes that we didn't violate.
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Oh, no. I'm wrong.
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What am I going to do?
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All the dreams I had
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of impressing Miss Babcock
have gone up in smoke.
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Why don't you just tell her
how you feel?
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I mean, maybe she's got more depth
than you give her credit for.
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Listen, people don't have to be in the
same position in life to fall in love.
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Well, that's certainly true.
Mr. Sheffield fell
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in love with you when
you were just a nanny.
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- That's right.
- And you didn't have any
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formal education or fit
into his circle of friends.
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Yeah, but I could fit into a size two
miniskirt and that kind of gave me an edge.
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But that's not the only reason he fell in
love with me. I let him know how I felt.
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Every chance you got.
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For five long years.
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Well, since you're so used
to telling him things,
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are you going to tell him that we cost his
company a quarter of a million dollars?
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Yes, I am. But with one little change. I'm
going to blame the whole thing on you.
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- Right
- Well,
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I can't take the risk anymore. I
can't fit into a size two nowadays.
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- It's Miss Babcock.
- Talk to her!
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What do I say?
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I love you.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Nanny Fine, you look so pretty.
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Mrs. Sheffield,
I love the way...
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Oh, I cannot do this!
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I have got to find some way
to not hate you,
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or Maxwell is just going to
kick me out on my butt.
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All right, from now on,
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no matter what you say,
no matter what you do,
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I am going to treat you
with courtesy and respect.
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- No matter what?
- No matter what.
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Even if you're totally justified
in hating me?
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Yep.
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Niles and I used your names
to produce a play of our own,
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and ended up getting
Sheffield-Babcock Productions sued
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for a quarter
of a million dollars.
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I'm going to kill you,
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you stupid, useless,
pig-headed...
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Angel! What lucky babies.
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Look how nicely the two
of you are getting along.
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Now that's very nice,
C.C., you keep it up.
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Okay, here's the deal, Miss Babcock. If
you help me and Niles out of this jam,
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I will tell Maxwell that
you're being nice to me
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and you really don't have to be.
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I've got a better idea.
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Why don't I just wait
for Maxwell to find out
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that you used his name
to produce a play,
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and then I won't have to
worry about liking you
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because he'll despise
you as much as I do?
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( laughs )
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Oh, it's going
to be a bloodbath.
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I don't know
what he sees in her.
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Don't make me do this.
I'm a really bad actor.
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Just walk in,
look him in the eye
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and tell him what
I told you to say.
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Um, Dad, um, you know, Fran's in the
living room crying, and I think
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she really needs some...
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Fran:
Comfort. Oy!
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Comfort, oy.
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Oh, the poor thing.
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She's feeling a little more emotional
these days because of the pregnancy.
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Thank you.
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Fran, darling,
what's the matter?
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Is anything wrong?
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Did one of the children
do something?
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Did I do something?
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Oh. Are you feeling
a little bit neglected?
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Oh, look, I'm so busy
working on this sitcom.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, darling,
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I'm sorry. It's just there are
so many things to take care of
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before this move to California.
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I've never produced
a television show before.
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You know what I think?
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I think you need to get out there
a little more. Have some fun.
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Go create some new projects
for yourself.
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Oh, and...
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you wouldn't mind if I did that?
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No, of course not, my darling.
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I'd fully support you
in anything you wanted to do.
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Anything?
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Max:
You what?
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- She told him.
- She told him.
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You know, this just isn't right. She's
in there taking all the blame herself.
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She's such a good friend.
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Max:
Niles!
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Thank you all.
What a glorious opening night.
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I wish I could stay.
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Oh, do you have
another party to go to?
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No, I've got to refill the sugar
dispensers for the morning rush.
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Thank you.
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Would you care for a donut,
Yetta?
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None of these have bones
in them, do they?
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No.
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The bear claws might.
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Oh, sweetie, I really like
this whole producing thing.
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I think that maybe we should become a team.
I mean, you got to admit,
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I was pretty good at it.
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Well, darling, you almost cost me
a quarter of a million dollars.
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I had to come down here
and fix everything myself.
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Well, what kind of a team would
we be if we both screwed up?
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Niles, Niles,
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you're a successful producer,
and you're standing over here.
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Mm-hmm.
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There's Miss Babcock, the woman
that you love, over there.
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- Not good.
- Oh.
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- Go ahead.
- Oh.
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I don't know what to say.
I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl.
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Yeah, well,
don't open with that.
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Niles, listen to me.
I'm your friend, and I love you.
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Don't spend the rest
of your life wondering.
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Carpe diem.
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Miss Babcock.
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Well, I got to admit you
surprised me tonight.
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You finally pulled off something
bigger than your shorts.
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( laughs )
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Oh, yeah? Well you...
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You're a... you walk like a...
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Marry me.
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Man:
Five, six, seven, eight!
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( music playing )
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Ma, come on.
Morty's waiting in the car.
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I'm coming.
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( Jazz music playing )