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Here you are,
Millicent, my dear.
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Oh, aren't you
the perfect gentleman?
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Not that you have to be.
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Don't tempt me, you vixen.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'll be just a moment,
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but every moment away from you
is like an eternity.
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I hate you for you to go.
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But I love
watching you walk away.
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Oh! Phew.
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Hello, all.
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- Hey.
- H-hey, Haskell, what's up?
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Nothing much.
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Okay, so we're not gonna talk
about the 1000-year-old elephant
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in the room?
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Okay, okay,
my dire financial situation
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has necessitated
some drastic measures.
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I'm back in the boy toy game.
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So, how serious is this?
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I mean, have you met
her parents yet?
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Amusing.
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None of this would be needed if
Margo's alimony payments weren't
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bleeding me dry.
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What happened to her fiancé?
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Yeah, I thought she
was getting married.
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As did I.
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Oh, uh...
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Break's over.
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Yeah, we're having a quick drink
then we're going back
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to her place to
feed her Chihuahua.
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I pray that's
not a euphemism.
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Hey, chuckles,
what's with the black suit, huh?
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Yeah, who died?
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My mentor.
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Oh. I'm sorry
for your loss.
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Yeah, me too, buddy.
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If you need to talk,
I'm here for you.
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You know what, actually,
I'll be out there for you.
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Dr. Arnold gave me my first job
after dental school,
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taught me everything I know.
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As I was giving the eulogy,
I couldn't help but think
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that could be me in 50 years.
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Man who spent his whole life
as a dentist.
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Is that so bad?
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Well, it is
if you have other dreams.
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You know my passion
is cooking.
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Then do something about it.
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Maybe Dr. Arnold's death
was a wake-up call.
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Not for him, but for you.
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Follow your dream, Stuart.
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You really think I should?
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Absolutely.
Get out of your comfort zone.
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Take a chance.
If not now, when?
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You know what?
You're right.
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Thank you, Holly.
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Why is Haskell canoodling
with that old lady?
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That's what happens when
your dreams go south.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Haskell.
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So, where's your lady friend?
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Yeah, where's your
significant older?
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She's getting her hair done.
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And after she drops it off,
she's going to a movie.
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Yeah, she said to rest up
because tonight
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we're gonna party
like it's 1939.
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Anyway, what are
we doing in here?
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I don't know,
Stuart picked the place.
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- Mm.
- Ah, there they are.
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Thank you all for meeting me
here on this wonderful day.
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Wow, someone's in a great mood.
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I am, and it's because of you.
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I thought about what you said
about following my dreams.
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So I did.
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Oh, good for you.
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So tell me,
what did I inspire you to do?
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I sold my dental practice
and I bought this place.
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Oh, my God,
why would you do that?
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You bought this place?
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Yeah.
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- This place?
- Mm-hmm.
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Congrats...
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Jeez.
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I was just walking around
the city
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and pondering my future
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when fate brought me
here to Giovanni's.
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You guys heard that, right?
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It wasn't me, it was fate.
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I got to talking to the owner,
and the next thing I know,
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I made him an offer and
miraculously, he agreed to sell.
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Ah, there he is,
my beautiful friend.
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Giovanni.
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I know it can't be easy
letting go of your baby,
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I just hope you're not having
any second thoughts.
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No. I mean, it is with
a heavy heart that I say
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"thank you,
thank you, thank you."
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Oh, all right.
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Look, guys, I know
the place needs work,
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but I've had a vision of my
dream restaurant for 20 years
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and now I get to
bring it all to life.
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And I owe it all to Holly.
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We get it.
Let's not beat it to death.
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Well, Giovanni
turned over the keys.
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I am officially
a restaurateur.
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I gotta give you
your props, man.
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Selling your practice,
going all in.
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You got some cajones hidden
under those pleated khakis.
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Thanks, Phil.
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They've always been there,
I just had to figure out
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how to use them.
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You know,
I admire that crazy bastard.
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Makes me want to
follow my dreams.
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But how can I when I gotta
pay alimony to Margo,
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that big-haired boobzilla?
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Haskell,
do something about it.
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I mean, tell her
your financial situation.
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I'm sure Margo
can be reasonable.
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Margo? Reasonable?
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She demanded half our couch
in the divorce.
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This used to be a sectional.
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No, there's only one way
I'm getting rid of her.
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Haskell,
don't go there.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, I don't mean that.
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No, I don't mean that.
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I've got to convince Margo
to marry her fiancé
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and make that poor bastard
the happiest man in the world.
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And if you do that,
if it works,
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you'll go from
"I don't want to pay no more" to
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♪ I don't got to pay no more ♪
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♪ I don't got to pay no more ♪
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♪ I don't got to pay no more ♪
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♪ I don't got to pay no more ♪
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And you guys wonder why
you're still single.
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- Stuart.
- Hey, Holly.
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I'm going through
all the recipes
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I've created over the years.
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Honing in on that signature dish
for my restaurant.
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My restaurant.
Ah.
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Still can't believe
I'm saying it.
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I looked over your contract,
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and I think I can
get you out of it.
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We'll claim duress.
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You might have to go in
for a 24-hour psych eval,
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but I think insanity
is the way to go.
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What are you talking about?
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I've never been more sane
in my life.
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Good, that's what all
the crazies say.
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I don't get it.
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What happened to
follow your dreams, Stuart?
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I meant take a cooking class,
go on a culinary tour of France,
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watch Cupcake Wars.
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I didn't mean sell your practice
and buy a freakin' restaurant.
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So what you're really saying is,
you don't believe in me?
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Well, everyone else
in this apartment does.
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I'm sorry that you're
not one of them.
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Hi, Haskell.
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Hello, Margo.
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I see you've been doing
a little shopping.
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No, I've been doing
a lot of shopping.
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If you got it, spend it, right?
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Right.
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So, Haskell, to what
do I owe the pleasure?
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- Thank you.
- Uh, you know, Margo,
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I've been thinking a lot
about you lately,
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and-and to be honest,
I'm a little worried.
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Aw, Haskell,
that's sweet.
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Why?
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Well, I uh, I noticed on your
Facebook page that you
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and your fiancé
still aren't married.
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Yeah, well,
what's the rush?
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It's not like
I'm knocked up or anything.
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Let's face it, the last egg
I dropped was at Whole Foods.
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Well, I-I-I just want
to make sure that this guy
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isn't stringing you along.
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'Cause you know, Margo,
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all I want for you
is to be happy and married.
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Married and settled down
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and married.
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Oh, Haskell.
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You are so full of it,
it's coming out your ears.
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What?
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"All I want is
for you to be happy."
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All you want is to get
out of paying alimony.
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Of course I do.
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I mean, while you're
shopping at Whole Foods
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I'm buying bananas
out of a guy's trunk.
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Give me a break,
I've been paying for years.
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Yeah, you're gonna
keep on paying, too.
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You know what, Haskell,
if you'd been straight with me
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I might have been sympathetic.
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But after this stunt,
I'm gonna shop till you drop.
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Hey, you forgot the sugar.
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Oh, ah-ha, it's here.
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Everyone, everyone,
the first table has arrived.
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Carry on.
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Okay, Dr. Gardner.
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We pulled out the appliances,
and we check out the electrical,
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plumbing, and ventilation.
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And?
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It ain't pretty.
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This is what it's going to take
to bring everything up to code.
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Oh-Oh, my God.
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I don't have
this kind of money.
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This is way beyond my budget.
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Yeah, you have my sympathy.
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Tools down,
we're out of here.
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No, no, no.
Tools up. Tools up.
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Please, I'll get
the money somehow.
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Don't worry, I trust you.
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Lunch till we get a check.
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Oh, my God, Stuart,
look at this place.
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You're really
making it happen.
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Yup, yup,
making it happen.
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What are you doing here,
Holly?
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I came to apologize.
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Look, I didn't mean
to trash your dream.
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I was just afraid you were
getting in over your head.
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But look,
I am behind you 100%.
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- You mean that?
- Absolutely.
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I believe in you.
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If there's anything I can do
you just say the word.
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- Anything?
- Yeah, anything.
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Well, it turns out,
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I'm a little short on funds.
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Okay.
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Taking out my checkbook.
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All right, and I'm gonna make it
out to my good friend
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- Stuart Gardner.
- Mm-hmm.
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Signed, with love,
Holly Franklin.
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Memo, I believe in you.
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Okay, let's fill out
the amount. How much?
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Holy crap!
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Are you insane?
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No, it's crazy,
I shouldn't have even asked.
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It's just if I don't get the
money, then my dream ends here.
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Well, I'm not going
to let that happen.
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What?
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Here.
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Oh, my God. Really?
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Oh, thank you, Holly.
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You saved my life.
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And I want you to know
that this isn't just a loan.
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I want to make you
my partner.
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Really?
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Ooh, I can do that.
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Okay.
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00:10:48,451 --> 00:10:50,151
Hey, what do you think about
a banquette right here
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and maybe some spotlights
right over the bar...
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- Silent partner.
- You got it.
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How do we feel
about this table?
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Shh.
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00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,712
Margo,
what are you doing here?
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00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,882
Aren't you gonna
ask a lady in?
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00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:10,250
And don't give me the
"I will when I see one."
254
00:11:12,587 --> 00:11:15,054
To what do I owe this
unpleasant surprise?
255
00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:17,640
Well, I thought about what
you said the other day
256
00:11:17,726 --> 00:11:21,644
and you are a real
douche-nozzle.
257
00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:24,814
You couldn't have
sent that in an email?
258
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,349
Let me finish.
259
00:11:26,434 --> 00:11:28,017
You were right.
260
00:11:28,103 --> 00:11:30,186
Maybe it is time
I got hitched.
261
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:33,239
Mike and I talked it over
and we're getting married.
262
00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:40,029
Well,
if you think it's right.
263
00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:41,497
Cut the act, Haskell,
264
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,866
I know you're dying to bust out
the Lutz Victory Pump.
265
00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:46,519
That's not true.
266
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,207
All right, go ahead.
267
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,847
Remember the first time
you did that move?
268
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:01,384
Oh, the night I won the
Northeast Bowling Invitational.
269
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:03,686
Uh-huh. And then how we
celebrated later
270
00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:04,971
at the Paramus Holiday Inn?
271
00:12:05,056 --> 00:12:08,524
We got
four noise complaints.
272
00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:12,028
So I'm a screamer.
273
00:12:12,113 --> 00:12:14,230
You know, even with all
the fighting and yelling
274
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,566
and throwing stuff,
we had some good times, huh?
275
00:12:16,651 --> 00:12:18,234
We sure did.
276
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,153
You know, I always smile
whenever I look at this
277
00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:23,406
shrimp fork scar.
278
00:12:23,491 --> 00:12:25,708
Who knows what we
even fought about.
279
00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:27,710
I do.
You took the last shrimp.
280
00:12:27,796 --> 00:12:29,662
I bowled
four matches that day.
281
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,415
I'm saying,
a gentleman doesn't do that.
282
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,551
I'm saying a lady doesn't
stick a guy with a shrimp fork.
283
00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:41,891
Is it too late
to say I'm sorry?
284
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:46,012
It's never too late.
285
00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:48,765
- I guess I should go.
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
286
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:51,985
Uh, Margo,
287
00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:54,103
I hope your guy
makes you happy.
288
00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:56,155
Yeah, well,
he's got his hands full.
289
00:12:56,274 --> 00:12:58,324
In more ways than one.
290
00:13:01,112 --> 00:13:03,112
So long, Margo.
291
00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:05,698
Bye, Haskie.
292
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,461
Welcome to "Elation".
293
00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,297
"By Stuart".
294
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,183
That last part's
still up for grabs.
295
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:28,805
Buddy,
the places looks amazing.
296
00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:31,974
Thank you,
and please call me "Chef".
297
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:35,695
Glad this place didn't
go to your head.
298
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,780
Chef.
299
00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:39,315
Wow,
it's completely changed.
300
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,117
You guys must have
dropped a bundle on it.
301
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:43,653
It's only money.
302
00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:47,990
Well, my partner and I
303
00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:50,043
are so pleased
that you could attend
304
00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:53,162
our pre-opening menu tasting.
305
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:56,215
You're about to embark on
a culinary adventure.
306
00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:58,751
To entice your palette
I have prepared
307
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,254
a Chilean sea bass
in a lemon verbena broth
308
00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:03,723
with micro cubes
of clam juice gel,
309
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,592
dusted with bergamot tea
and topped with a lavender foam.
310
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,428
Mmm.
311
00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:10,596
Can I get fries with this?
312
00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:14,600
We don't offer fries,
as such.
313
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,185
But I can offer you
a sweet potato galette
314
00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:17,820
with poached leeks,
saffron threads,
315
00:14:17,906 --> 00:14:18,855
smoked Himalayan sea salt...
316
00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:21,524
Uh, can I get some bread
to snack on
317
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:24,026
while you describe this?
318
00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:25,528
We don't offer bread as such.
319
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:26,779
But I can uh, find...
320
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:29,999
How about food...
321
00:14:30,085 --> 00:14:32,418
as such?
322
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:34,871
Ah-hem, Chef Stuart, what do you
say we get the show on the road?
323
00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:35,872
Yes, of course.
324
00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:37,006
As the culinary god
Escoffier once...
325
00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:40,843
- Stuart!
- Bon appétit.
326
00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,263
So,
now that you're finished,
327
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,883
I eagerly await
your critique of my meal.
328
00:14:47,018 --> 00:14:48,267
What do you think?
Tell me, tell me.
329
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:49,435
- Fabulous.
- Incredible.
330
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:50,470
- Amazing.
- You've outdone yourself.
331
00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:51,888
- Really?
- Mm.
332
00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:55,975
You know what, let me grab a
bottle of Sauterne to celebrate.
333
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,394
Hey, you guys really liked it?
334
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,530
It's a little sophisticated
for my taste but...
335
00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:01,898
There was a lot
going on there.
336
00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:02,949
- A lot.
- Okay.
337
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,784
But it was good, right?
338
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:07,904
Good.
339
00:15:07,989 --> 00:15:10,072
Was it good?
340
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,407
Come on, be honest.
341
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:15,461
It was a nightmare,
I just wanted it to stop.
342
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,414
There was a war
inside my mouth,
343
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,000
and errybody died.
344
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:28,724
I'm gonna go lick the sidewalk
to cleanse my palette.
345
00:15:29,811 --> 00:15:31,144
Oh, no.
346
00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:35,765
I thought that horrible taste
was just me having a stroke.
347
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,849
Wh-wh-what are we going to do?
348
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,100
We can't tell Stuart the truth.
349
00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:39,485
The hell we can't.
350
00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:42,021
I've got my retirement funds
dumped into this place.
351
00:15:42,106 --> 00:15:43,656
We have to
tell him the truth.
352
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:44,690
Tell me the truth about what?
353
00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:47,527
Huh? Uh, ha, oh,
Stuart, ha, mm.
354
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:51,948
Well, uh, the consensus
in the room is that the food
355
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,749
was a bit complicated.
356
00:15:53,835 --> 00:15:55,618
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So what you're saying is,
357
00:15:55,753 --> 00:15:58,120
it was "complex with
a layered depth of flavor."
358
00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,923
Mm, no. What I'm saying is it
was more of a contradictory mix
359
00:16:01,009 --> 00:16:05,044
of drizzles and foams
and cubes and shavings...
360
00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:06,679
So, what you're saying is,
361
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,632
the vast array of flavors was
challenging to your palette.
362
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,885
What I'm saying is,
it was a culinary crap storm.
363
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,773
What?
364
00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:19,475
Do you guys feel the same?
365
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,060
Buddy, I gotta be
honest with you,
366
00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:22,812
I wouldn't pay for this.
367
00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:26,399
Although, I've got a feeling
I'm going to be later.
368
00:16:30,788 --> 00:16:34,740
It made me sad.
369
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:37,376
Look, Stuart, I'm sorry,
but we've got to change the menu
370
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:39,462
or we're gonna go under
before we even start.
371
00:16:39,547 --> 00:16:41,297
Well, we're not
changing a thing.
372
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:44,133
It's my restaurant,
my dream, my menu.
373
00:16:44,219 --> 00:16:46,552
This is "Elation",
374
00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:50,056
"By Stuart".
375
00:16:50,174 --> 00:16:51,224
I'm going to lose all my money.
376
00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:53,559
I am so screwed.
377
00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:57,230
"By Stuart".
378
00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,715
Hey.
379
00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:07,850
Sup man, what you doing?
380
00:17:07,935 --> 00:17:09,990
Checking out Margo's
Facebook page.
381
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,360
She just changed her status
to "getting married."
382
00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:16,580
Hey!
383
00:17:16,699 --> 00:17:19,450
You did it.
You pulled it off, man.
384
00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:21,785
And you know what that means?
You know what time it is.
385
00:17:21,871 --> 00:17:24,705
You know what time it is!
386
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,707
Come on, now,
let's get into it.
387
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,376
♪ I don't got to pay no more ♪
388
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,845
♪ I don't got to pay no more ♪
389
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,348
♪ I don't... ♪
I can't hear you, buddy.
390
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,100
Ah, I'm sorry, Phil.
391
00:17:36,218 --> 00:17:37,268
I'm just not in the mood.
392
00:17:37,386 --> 00:17:38,719
What's wrong?
393
00:17:38,804 --> 00:17:41,605
Margo came here yesterday to
tell me she was getting married
394
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:44,725
and all these feelings
came flooding back.
395
00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:46,727
I've never met anybody like her.
396
00:17:46,812 --> 00:17:48,062
She's the only person I know
397
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,481
who can give me a migraine,
indigestion, and a boner
398
00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:54,201
at the same time.
399
00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:57,705
I-I never feel so alive
as when I'm with her
400
00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:00,157
and now I'm gonna
lose her forever.
401
00:18:00,242 --> 00:18:03,410
Haskell,
what are you trying to say?
402
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:05,412
I'm still in love with her.
403
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:09,750
Where's Stuart?
I've got to talk to him.
404
00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:11,051
He's in the kitchen.
405
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:12,586
Holly, you're not gonna
believe what Haskell...
406
00:18:12,672 --> 00:18:15,589
Not now!
407
00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:16,924
Okay, look.
408
00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:19,310
I'm sorry if I hurt your
feelings, but this is business.
409
00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:21,345
And there is now way we are
opening that restaurant
410
00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:22,646
serving that food.
411
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,398
- I know.
- What?
412
00:18:24,483 --> 00:18:25,766
You guys were right.
413
00:18:25,851 --> 00:18:28,569
I was just kidding myself,
my food's a disaster.
414
00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:29,987
I'm in over my head
and the worst part is
415
00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:31,522
I dragged you into this.
416
00:18:31,607 --> 00:18:32,940
Here.
417
00:18:33,025 --> 00:18:34,024
What's this?
418
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,609
A check for everything
you gave me.
419
00:18:35,745 --> 00:18:37,361
Don't cash it yet,
I'm gonna sell the restaurant
420
00:18:37,446 --> 00:18:40,197
and go back
to being a dentist.
421
00:18:40,282 --> 00:18:42,833
Holly, I don't care if I have to
bleach teeth in a mall kiosk,
422
00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:45,703
I'm going to
pay you back every penny.
423
00:18:45,788 --> 00:18:47,254
But what about your dream?
424
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,256
Ah, it turned out
to be more of a fantasy.
425
00:18:49,342 --> 00:18:51,875
I was insane for thinking
I could pull it off.
426
00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:53,794
Ah, I'm no chef.
427
00:18:53,879 --> 00:18:55,212
Just a dentist.
428
00:18:55,297 --> 00:18:57,965
That's all I'll ever be.
429
00:19:02,805 --> 00:19:03,804
What are you doing?
430
00:19:03,889 --> 00:19:05,522
We are not selling
our restaurant
431
00:19:05,641 --> 00:19:09,393
and you are not giving up
on your dream.
432
00:19:09,478 --> 00:19:11,729
Whatever it takes,
we will figure this out.
433
00:19:11,847 --> 00:19:13,230
Holly, I can't go
back in that kitchen.
434
00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:15,949
Oh, no, you cannot.
435
00:19:16,035 --> 00:19:19,653
So, we'll just hire a chef
to get us started until
436
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:21,455
you're ready to take over.
437
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,074
- Are you sure about this?
- I believe in you.
438
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,794
So like it or not,
we are opening "Elation",
439
00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:28,212
"By Stuart".
440
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,630
Holly, thank you.
441
00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:32,416
And still, you have to admit
the clam cubes had a certain...
442
00:19:32,535 --> 00:19:34,468
- We're hiring a chef.
- Okay.