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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[Indistinct conversations]
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All right, parents and
students, please take your seats.
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Okay, okay.
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Now, as you know,
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there was an incident
at the school last week
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involving a student referring
to rape as a "hot Cosby."
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M'kay?
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[Snickering]
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Listen, listen!
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Principal Victoria has been fired.
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- Whoa.
- What?
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- Fired? Really?
- Sweet, dude!
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And a new person has been appointed
to try and make South Park Elementary
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a more progressive place that
fits in with today's times.
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M'kay?
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So, please welcome P.C. Principal.
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All right, listen up. My
name is P.C. Principal.
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I don't know about you, but
frankly, I'm sick and tired
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of how minority groups are
marginalized in today's society.
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I'm here because this place
is lost in a time warp!
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Students who still use the word "retarded,"
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a teacher who said women without
wombs should get an AIDS test.
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Oh, I was a lesbian then.
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A chef person of color
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who the children had sing soul songs,
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and who the children drove to kill himself.
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No, he got brainwashed by a cult.
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And that's two days
detention for you, young man.
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- We'll see you at 4:00.
- What?
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Let me ask you this.
We're in Colorado, right?
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Where are the Hispanic kids? Huh?
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Where are the ethnic and racial minorities?
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Well, we have Token. He's black.
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And that's two days detention
for you, Mackey. Congratulations.
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Wha... I got detention?
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I Googled South Park before I came here,
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and I could not believe the
shit you are getting away with.
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People claiming to be
advocates of transgender rights,
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but really just wanting to
use the women's bathroom.
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A white man who thinks he's Chinese,
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and built a wall to keep out Mongolians.
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Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!
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What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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I'm telling you all, this is done.
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Like it or not, P.C. is back,
and it's bigger than ever.
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! You hear that?
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That's the sound of 2015
pulling you over, people.
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Suck it.
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Man, I guess things are gonna
be different around here.
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You know what, I think it's good.
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Let's face it, this is long overdue.
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Did you guys hear?
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Cartman got four days detention
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for calling Heidi Turner "Clitty Litter."
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But the thing is, Eric
isn't even fighting it.
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It's like he's all sad and scared.
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Good! He should be sad and scared.
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These things do matter.
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And I already feel better to be at a
school where we can start to have a dialogue
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and talk about this stuff.
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[Feedback over P.A.]
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MR. MACKEY: Will Kyle Broflovski
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report to the principal's
office immediately, m'kay?
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Kyle Broflovski.
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Did I say that all right?
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Uh, hi.
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I'm Gerald, Kyle Broflovski's father.
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Have a seat.
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I've been talking with your child,
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and we're gonna be giving
him two weeks detention.
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What's this about, Kyle?
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Your son said some things
to a fourth-grade girl
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that, frankly, make me want to puke.
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Now that I'm principal, I'm not
gonna allow anyone at this school
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to be made feel unsafe and harassed.
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Wh-wh-what did he say?
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You'll have to excuse my language.
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[Clears throat]
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"I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero."
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This kind of transphobic
and bigoted hate speech
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isn't gonna fly here, bro!
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I thought we were all on
board that Caitlyn Jenner
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is an amazing, beautiful woman
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who had the exquisite bravery
of a butterfly flying against the wind.
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And then this shit comes
out of people's mouths!
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P.C. Principal, I-I'm sure Kyle
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was just referring to
Bruce Jenner as a person,
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and not trying to say anything against...
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You got a fucking problem, bro?
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No.
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'Cause it's not Bruce fucking Jenner!
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It's Caitlyn, and she's
a fucking stunning woman!
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Or maybe you're the one teaching him
to demean women in the first place.
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Huh?! What's up?
What's fucking up, bro?!
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Look, maybe we can all just take...
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Get the fuck out of here, dude!
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I mean, who the hell
does this guy think he is?
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Some college kid's gonna come
in and tell us our ways are old?
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Yeah.
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And you can't bully our kids like that.
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Kyle's already gotten
two weeks of detention.
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For what?
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Just 'cause he said something
about Caitlyn Jenner.
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Oh. Caitlyn Jenner? She's a hero.
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She is stunning and brave.
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Stunning.
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She is absolutely beautiful,
and an inspiration.
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- Yep.
- Yep, that's right.
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What the hell are you guys talki...
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Uh, we got to be careful, Gerald.
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This is a college bar.
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Somebody here have a
problem with Caitlyn Jenner?
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- No.
- No?
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'Cause she's a stunning, beautiful woman,
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and if you want to call her anything
else, I'm ready to fucking throw down.
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No, no. We're totally fine with it.
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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"It"?
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Did somebody just refer
to Caitlyn Jenner as "it"?!
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I'm P.C., bro. I'll throw down.
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- Sweet! You're P.C., bro?
- Yeah, Arizona State.
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Sweet, bro. I'm P.C. UMass.
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- Fuck yeah! Sweet, dude.
- Sweet!
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So, do we have a fucking problem here?
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No!
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Caitlyn Jenner is the
bravest woman in America.
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Whee-oo!
Whee-oo! Whee-oo!
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Did someone here just say America
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in a way that otherizes and demeans
the people of Latin and South America?
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Nice, dude. You P.C.?
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Yeah, Chino Hills.
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You think Venezuelans
aren't Americans, brah?!
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Yeah, you want to make fun of me?!
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Hey! What seems to be the
problem here, gentlemen?
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- Who the hell are you?
- I'm P.C. Principal.
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Oh, nice. We're all P.C., too.
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No way! There's more P.C. bros here?
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Yeah, dude. Ohio State.
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Sweet, bros! Texas A&M.
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Bro, I had no idea there
were like-minded individuals
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in this town who defended
social minorities.
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- We should all hang out!
- We should totally hang out!
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We should all get a house together
and unite our tolerant views.
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- Fucking do it, dude!
- Fuck yeah!
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Fuck yeah!
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Whoo!
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Well, looks like things
are getting all P.C. again.
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Fuck yeah, bro! P.C.!
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Well, how long do you think this will last?
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Lasted about six years last time.
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We got at least 5.9 years to go.
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Uh, hey, Cartman. What's going on?
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Aren't you going to, uh, you know,
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go do something about this new principal?
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I've already got four days of detention.
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I don't want any more.
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I'm gonna start following the rules.
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But this isn't you, Cartman!
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Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman we know?
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The Eric Cartman we know breaks the rules,
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and he gets away with
it, just like his hero.
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Come on. Who's your hero, Cartman?
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[Sighs] Tom Brady.
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Right. And what does Tom Brady
do after breaking the rules?
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- Deny and subvert.
- Yeah!
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Yeah, what... What would Tom Brady
say if he got caught shoplifting?
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"Everybody shoplifts. Why
are you coming down on me?"
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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You're Tom Brady, Cartman.
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And that new principal in there
is the football commissioner
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trying to dictate his punishment to you.
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And what happens when
an invulnerable cheater
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comes up against an
elitist corporate dictator?
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A perfect storm of hypocrisy
that everyone in the country
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has to deal with for months on end.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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You're right, guys. I'm
gonna Tom Brady this thing.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say,
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"You're not giving me
four days of detention.
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You're only giving me one!"
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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No. No, to hell with that. You're
giving me no days suspension!
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And then I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife,
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who's not even that hot, and
kind of looks like a dude!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Thanks, guys.
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I almost forgot the lessons
that football has taught us all.
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I can get around these pesky rules.
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Butters, I'm going to need your underwear.
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Okay!
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Cool. I think we did it.
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Oh, P.C. Principal. How are you today?
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What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?
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You know, I think you and I got
off on the wrong foot the other day.
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By all means, please, keep your dick out.
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You see, I'm not going to
accept four days of detention,
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and you're going to apologize publicly
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for being so strict to me
and my friends at school.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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It's just a request,
that's all. See you around.
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Oh, you seem to have dropped
something, P.C. Principal.
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What's this?
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Why, this is a little boy's underwear.
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[Sniffs]
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Why, this is Butters' underwear.
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What?
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P.C. Principal, you
have Butters' underwear?
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And now...
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[Sloshing]
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Oh, my gosh, it's got you DNA all over it.
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This certainly doesn't look good for you.
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I don't need to tell anyone about this.
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No, I think we have an understanding.
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Capiche?
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What did you just say?
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You mean about keeping your dick out?
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"Capiche"?
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You're associating Italian-Americans
to intimidation tactics?
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You better watch your
microaggressions, bro.
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O-kay.
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Look, you don't want to end up like
the spokesman for Subway, do you?
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Did you just use a term that
excludes women from an occupation?!
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Okay, let's back up. Aah!
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Did you just say spokesman
instead of spokesperson
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when women are just as capable
of selling sandwiches as anyone?!
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Are you purposely trying to use words
that assert your male privilege?!
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No, I'm sorry! I was just trying
to frame you for raping Butters!
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Do you think Italian-Americans
and women are less important?!
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Oh, God!
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You dare to use words that
alienate two communities of people
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who have to deal with verbal
biases like yours on a daily basis?!
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Can I speak with P.C. Principal, please?
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Oh, yeah. We got another one, guys!
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All right! Bring him in, bro!
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We're ready! Whoo!
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Wait, what?
249
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Hey, no, I-I don't...
250
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All the pledges, take a shot!
251
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P.C. PRINCIPAL: All right, pledges.
We're excited you want to try and be P.C.
252
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We hope you've got what it takes
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to join the most socially
active group in America.
254
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Whooo! Whooo! Whooo! Whooo!
255
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,197
You know, there's still some
people out there that say,
256
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"What does being P.C. really mean?"
257
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Well, I'll tell you what it means.
258
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,869
It means you love nothing
more than beer, working out,
259
00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:06,338
and that feeling you get
when you rhetorically defend
260
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a marginalized community
from systems of oppression.
261
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,742
- Whoo!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
262
00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:10,809
- Dude, let's go!
- Whoo, whoo!
263
00:11:10,845 --> 00:11:12,010
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
264
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,545
- Whoo-hooo!
- Whoo-hooo!
265
00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:14,712
Whooo!
266
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,365
Let's go! Yeah!
267
00:11:16,584 --> 00:11:19,618
[Groaning]
268
00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:30,763
[Sighs]
269
00:11:32,268 --> 00:11:34,400
You got home pretty late last night.
270
00:11:34,435 --> 00:11:36,034
6:00 a.m.?
271
00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:40,506
I've joined a social-awareness group.
272
00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:43,453
It's a coalition that
discourages the use of...
273
00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:46,670
words that have negative
or offensive connotations
274
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to grant respect
275
00:11:48,449 --> 00:11:51,234
to people who are victims
of unfair stereotypes.
276
00:11:51,786 --> 00:11:54,453
You got in at 6:00, and
now you're missing work.
277
00:11:54,488 --> 00:11:57,073
We've been getting away
with horrible things, Sharon.
278
00:11:57,218 --> 00:12:01,111
Having laughs at less privileged
people and thinking it was harmless.
279
00:12:01,629 --> 00:12:05,324
Our group is... trying to
be a civilizing influence,
280
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where we discuss and have meetings
281
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to better define and reinforce tolerance
and acceptance of all groups of people.
282
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Hm.
283
00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:15,996
And do they have booze at these meetings?
284
00:12:16,577 --> 00:12:17,409
Uh...
285
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,574
They serve refreshments, yes.
286
00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:22,564
[Monitor beeping]
287
00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:26,233
Cartman?
288
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,621
We can't beat him, you guys.
289
00:12:28,804 --> 00:12:31,089
P.C. Principal is too strong.
290
00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:32,745
What do we do now?
291
00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:34,276
There's nothing left to do.
292
00:12:34,757 --> 00:12:36,945
I'm going to admit I did something wrong,
293
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take my punishment and move on.
294
00:12:39,768 --> 00:12:41,141
I'm not Tom Brady.
295
00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:42,345
Oh, no!
296
00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,786
Dude, if we all tell the
police what the principal did,
297
00:12:44,839 --> 00:12:46,622
- he'll be fired.
- Yeah!
298
00:12:46,674 --> 00:12:48,151
- No way.
- Why?
299
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:51,011
Because P.C. Principal is right, Kyle.
300
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,224
You and I are bigots.
301
00:12:53,811 --> 00:12:55,527
And it's time for us to grow up.
302
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,466
No, you're a bigot.
303
00:12:57,518 --> 00:12:59,728
If I can face my prejudice, why can't you?
304
00:12:59,886 --> 00:13:01,553
We're two privileged, straight white boys
305
00:13:01,605 --> 00:13:04,189
who have their laughs about things
we never had to deal with.
306
00:13:04,225 --> 00:13:06,851
I'm not going to apologize for
saying Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero.
307
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,515
In fact, personally,
308
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I think she's most likely
not a very good person.
309
00:13:10,828 --> 00:13:11,780
[All gasp]
310
00:13:11,815 --> 00:13:12,493
Aah! Aah!
311
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,713
Kyle, believe me, I know
the struggle with hatred.
312
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Let's make ourselves
better people... together.
313
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,789
Come on, fat-ass.
314
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,797
No more fat shaming, Kyle.
Let's start a new chapter.
315
00:13:22,826 --> 00:13:24,706
So you're never gonna
call me a dirty Jew again?
316
00:13:24,785 --> 00:13:25,744
No.
317
00:13:25,796 --> 00:13:29,414
I'm going to call you... my friend.
318
00:13:29,466 --> 00:13:30,911
Oh fuck you.
319
00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:35,209
I guess we never realized
how bad he really was.
320
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♪♪
321
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P.C. PRINCIPAL: All
right, pledges, listen up.
322
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Congratulations on making
it to the final cuts.
323
00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:49,434
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
324
00:13:49,486 --> 00:13:50,733
Dude, let's go!
325
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,508
Now it's time for the final test.
326
00:13:52,697 --> 00:13:55,602
So, what you're gonna have to
do to prove you belong with P.C.
327
00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:58,295
is go out there and
check someone's privilege.
328
00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,494
Finally!
329
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:00,529
Yes!
330
00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:03,198
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
331
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,340
Tofer, can you explain
check your privilege, please?
332
00:14:05,502 --> 00:14:08,537
It's getting someone to acknowledge
their own inherent privileges,
333
00:14:08,589 --> 00:14:10,029
and reminding them to put them aside
334
00:14:10,051 --> 00:14:12,513
in order to better understand
another human's plight.
335
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:15,542
You see, there's still people out
there like Brett fucking Favre,
336
00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:17,429
who think that when we all stand up
337
00:14:17,464 --> 00:14:19,513
and applaud Caitlyn
Jenner at the ESPY awards,
338
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,997
he can get away with one
of these bullshit claps.
339
00:14:24,104 --> 00:14:25,470
It's called clapping, Favre!
340
00:14:25,522 --> 00:14:28,223
What the fuck are you doing?
You washing your hands?
341
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:30,269
You're either on board or you're not, bro.
342
00:14:30,444 --> 00:14:32,361
Now, if he's gonna bring shame on someone,
343
00:14:32,396 --> 00:14:34,196
then he can have his privilege checked,
344
00:14:34,231 --> 00:14:36,231
and have a little shame
brought down on him!
345
00:14:36,283 --> 00:14:38,403
You want me to shame Brett Favre?
346
00:14:38,438 --> 00:14:39,901
No.
347
00:14:39,954 --> 00:14:42,142
'Cause there's somebody even worse now.
348
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,199
[Noisemakers blow]
349
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:57,036
Aah! What the fuck dude?!
What the fuck?!
350
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,706
[Grunting, squealing]
351
00:15:00,707 --> 00:15:02,587
_
352
00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:04,576
[Monitor beeping rapidly]
353
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,611
[Groaning]
354
00:15:05,646 --> 00:15:08,263
[Crowd cheering, whistle blows]
355
00:15:10,268 --> 00:15:11,954
[Echoing] I may be down, but I'm not out.
356
00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,519
Tom Brady's never out.
357
00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:15,137
[Echoing] You broke the rules!
358
00:15:15,189 --> 00:15:17,639
Fuck you I broke the rules.
You're breaking the rules.
359
00:15:17,692 --> 00:15:19,308
Fuck you. You broke the rules.
360
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,810
You broke the rules how you
found out I broke the rules.
361
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:23,312
[Echoing] Yeah, you broke the rules!
362
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:25,147
I'm the commissioner. I can
break the rules 'cause you guys
363
00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:26,949
broke the rules before but
I didn't bust you enough.
364
00:15:26,984 --> 00:15:29,535
Just 'cause you didn't bust us enough
for breaking the rules, that doesn't mean
365
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,153
you can break the rules busting us now.
366
00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:33,405
Fuck both you guys. I can do
whatever I want. I'm breaking the rules.
367
00:15:33,457 --> 00:15:34,540
Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!
368
00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:36,576
Fuck you, I'm the Commissioner.
I'll make up new rules.
369
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:37,877
Fuck your rules!
370
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:39,328
Fuck you guys, always fuck rules.
371
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,981
I'll fuck all the rules! Rules, rules...
372
00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:41,914
Aah! Butters!
373
00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:42,881
I'm here, Eric.
374
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:43,832
Oh, Butters.
375
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,751
I've lived such a horrible life,
376
00:15:46,214 --> 00:15:49,485
always doing whatever I want and
claiming it to be for integrity.
377
00:15:49,607 --> 00:15:51,484
- Butters?
- Yes, Eric?
378
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:53,730
I'm never going back to the person I was.
379
00:15:53,857 --> 00:15:55,199
I swear to God.
380
00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:57,429
From now on, the world is going to know
381
00:15:57,481 --> 00:16:00,099
a new and better Eric Cartman.
382
00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:04,274
[Doorbell rings]
383
00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:10,949
Will you please tell your
dad to leave me alone?
384
00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:12,559
Dude, what happened?
385
00:16:14,355 --> 00:16:16,362
Your dad was on my lawn
yelling at me all night,
386
00:16:16,397 --> 00:16:17,684
and after I finally fell asleep,
387
00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:20,820
I woke up Saran-wrapped to a
tree with penises on my face.
388
00:16:21,223 --> 00:16:22,617
And this.
389
00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:24,788
Hang on.
390
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,604
Dad, did you draw dicks
on my friend's face?
391
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,205
Did I check his privilege? Yes.
392
00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:34,567
I had some refreshments,
393
00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:37,537
and I checked your friend's privilege.
394
00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:39,005
That's my best friend, Dad.
395
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,017
Stop shaming him because
you want to fit in.
396
00:16:41,212 --> 00:16:44,760
Stan, straight white males in a
capitalistic society have little...
397
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:48,200
understanding of victimization
compared to injustices...
398
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:49,850
against underprivileged.
399
00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:52,886
Dicks on your face is a
very first-world problem.
400
00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:54,337
[Retches] Oh, shit!
401
00:16:57,191 --> 00:16:59,008
Look, Kyle, maybe you should just say
402
00:16:59,044 --> 00:17:00,443
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
403
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:02,962
I didn't even say she wasn't a hero!
404
00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:05,131
I just said she isn't a hero to me!
405
00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:08,267
I didn't like Bruce Jenner as a
person when he was on the Kardashians,
406
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,837
and I don't suddenly like him now.
407
00:17:09,974 --> 00:17:11,494
P.C. FRAT BOY: Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
408
00:17:11,509 --> 00:17:13,423
- Her.
- Her! Yes!
409
00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:17,193
[Grunts]
410
00:17:17,229 --> 00:17:18,645
Oh, it's no use, Butters.
411
00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:21,043
I want to get out there and
start making positive changes,
412
00:17:21,231 --> 00:17:22,677
but I can barely even walk.
413
00:17:23,485 --> 00:17:25,782
- How is everybody doing?
- Well, they're fine.
414
00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:27,906
Everyone's just kind of
keeping their mouths shut.
415
00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:28,998
It's kind of nice.
416
00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:30,949
So the P.C. guys are leaving people alone.
417
00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:33,371
- Well, except for...
- Who?
418
00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:36,261
Well... Well, now they've
made Kyle their main target.
419
00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:39,583
♪♪
420
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,469
Kyle?
421
00:17:42,058 --> 00:17:43,544
My friend Kyle?
422
00:17:47,495 --> 00:17:49,164
Eric, what are you doing?
423
00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,328
I don't have a choice.
424
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,136
I have to take these P.C. people out.
425
00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:53,867
Oh, but I thought you agreed with them.
426
00:17:53,932 --> 00:17:55,990
I do, but I have to help Kyle
427
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:58,868
even if I don't agree with
his hateful, bigoted thoughts.
428
00:17:59,215 --> 00:18:00,691
Kyle's view may be warped.
429
00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:02,985
I personally think Caitlyn
Jenner's a stunning hero.
430
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:03,821
[Clears throat]
431
00:18:03,971 --> 00:18:05,642
But that doesn't mean I'll stand by
432
00:18:05,694 --> 00:18:07,674
while Kyle's intolerance
is dealt with violently.
433
00:18:07,863 --> 00:18:10,183
We're going to war with these
P.C. people once and for all.
434
00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:12,699
Butters, I'm going to need
200 pregnant Mexican women
435
00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:13,914
and some taco launchers.
436
00:18:13,949 --> 00:18:15,441
Well, okay!
437
00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:19,006
[All chanting] Social justice!
One, two, three! Whoo, whoo!
438
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,291
I wanna be P.C.! Whoo, whoo!
439
00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:23,593
It's just the way to be for me!
440
00:18:23,629 --> 00:18:25,178
And you! Whoo, whoo!
441
00:18:25,214 --> 00:18:27,264
Your hateful slurs are through! Whoo, whoo!
442
00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:28,849
I call whoo, whoo on you!
443
00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:32,219
Whoo, whoo! We'll fight until
you're P.C. black and blue!
444
00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:33,720
Whoo, whoo!
445
00:18:33,772 --> 00:18:37,224
We are language police fighting bigotry!
446
00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:39,526
Hurtful words can suck our turds,
447
00:18:39,561 --> 00:18:41,144
'cause it's P.C. for me!
448
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:42,946
- And you!
- Whoo, whoo!
449
00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:44,064
- Yeah!
- Fuck yeah, bro!
450
00:18:44,116 --> 00:18:45,649
- Fuck yeah!
- Fuck yeah! P.C., bro!
451
00:18:46,866 --> 00:18:49,174
All right. Send in the
pregnant Mexican women.
452
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,407
[Screaming]
453
00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:55,292
Oh, oh! Oh!
454
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,460
Fuck bro!
455
00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,002
Fire the taco launchers!
456
00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:03,417
[Explosions]
457
00:19:05,721 --> 00:19:09,005
[Screaming]
458
00:19:10,259 --> 00:19:12,559
Syrian refugee children,
flank from the left!
459
00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:15,479
[Screaming]
460
00:19:17,349 --> 00:19:18,732
Dude, what is this, bro?
461
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:19,933
I don't know, bro!
462
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:23,570
The Syrian refugee children are in.
463
00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:24,846
Send in Jared!
464
00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:26,273
[Screaming continues]
465
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,719
What in the world is going on?
466
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:35,449
All right, good.
467
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:37,667
The pregnant Mexican women are
falling asleep on the tacos.
468
00:19:37,703 --> 00:19:40,370
Jared needs backup.
Send in the chinese drivers.
469
00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:42,756
[Tires screech]
470
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,158
Aaah!
471
00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:46,988
All right, the Syrian refugees are
trying to protect their children.
472
00:19:47,129 --> 00:19:48,428
Oh fuck, there's Kyle.
473
00:19:48,464 --> 00:19:49,982
What the fuck are you doing, Kyle?
474
00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:52,766
[Screaming, explosions continue]
475
00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:54,459
Enough!
476
00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:55,886
Stop!
477
00:19:55,938 --> 00:19:58,688
Everyone stop!
478
00:20:03,612 --> 00:20:07,920
This is so wrong! I can't let it continue.
479
00:20:08,224 --> 00:20:10,009
This is not ever what I intended.
480
00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:11,964
I just want to say...
481
00:20:12,536 --> 00:20:14,711
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
482
00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:16,532
There's no other way to say it.
483
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:20,519
What she did took bravery,
and she is absolutely stunning.
484
00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:28,335
[Applause]
485
00:20:30,806 --> 00:20:32,589
Whoo-hoo!
486
00:20:34,309 --> 00:20:37,344
[Cheers and applause]
487
00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:51,775
[Indistinct conversations]
488
00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:55,078
Ow, hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
489
00:20:55,497 --> 00:20:56,947
Ahh.
490
00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:58,377
Got to hand it to you, Marsh.
491
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,442
You really checked that
little boy's privilege.
492
00:21:00,645 --> 00:21:03,129
Using those Syrian
refugees was genius, bro.
493
00:21:03,249 --> 00:21:05,769
Yeah. I would've never thought
to use offensive imagery
494
00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:09,047
and outrageous stereotypes to
provoke someone to open their eyes.
495
00:21:09,178 --> 00:21:10,631
So, I'm P.C. now?
496
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,554
You're not only P.C., you've
actually changed my P.C.
497
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,516
Congrats. Here's your Oakleys.
498
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,104
Oh, wow, Oakleys!
499
00:21:17,934 --> 00:21:19,599
Oh, yeah, bro. These are sweet.
500
00:21:20,138 --> 00:21:22,633
So, I guess P.C. Principal
is here to stay, huh?
501
00:21:22,858 --> 00:21:23,640
Yes.
502
00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:26,758
But at least we showed him that
sometimes joking about un-P.C. things
503
00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:28,488
can actually be important
504
00:21:28,657 --> 00:21:30,561
because it starts a dialogue.
505
00:21:32,064 --> 00:21:33,172
What's wrong, Kyle?
506
00:21:33,402 --> 00:21:35,058
You have your cake. Eat it, too.
507
00:21:35,204 --> 00:21:37,279
It just seems to me
like we all lost in this,
508
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and that the only person who won was you.
509
00:21:39,606 --> 00:21:40,657
Hmm...
510
00:21:40,776 --> 00:21:42,949
And who does that remind you of, Kyle?
511
00:21:43,795 --> 00:21:44,755
Now, if you don't mind,
512
00:21:44,921 --> 00:21:46,662
I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife.
513
00:21:46,937 --> 00:21:49,029
Who kind of looks like a dude.
514
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