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Previously on Blunt Talk.
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I think I'll go to the gambling meeting.
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Good idea. You love to gamble.
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- Are those real?
- Of course they are.
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Mr. Blunt. Stay and have a cup of coffee.
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Mr. Daniel Craig and Mr. Jeffrey Katzenberg
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are just finishing their dessert.
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I know we've only just met, Gisele,
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but thank you for being kind to me.
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You know where my keys are?
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You can remember poetry,
but you lose your keys.
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- I guess so.
- Jim, open your door.
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He's a hoarder.
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I'm gonna pay for you to see my analyst.
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This freakish storm is the perfect backdrop
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for talking about what we're
doing to the environment.
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Well, there's a family in LA,
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I mean, they're hoping
that by having no impact
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they'll have an impact.
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Yes, that's what I need.
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A shift in consciousness
at the grassroots level.
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Celia, that is a message I can work with.
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Synced and corrected by OussLP
- www.addic7ed.com
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Ooh.
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10 strikes to the abdomen today, sir.
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- Very good.
- Thank you, Harry.
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But why am I keeping
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my organism so pristine, Harry?
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I mean, what's the
point of all this fitness
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if I don't put it to good use erotically?
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- Preparedness, Major.
- Check the log.
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When was the last time that
I needed to be prepared?
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Suffocation nightmares,
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books read, famous friends,
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strange and beautiful coincidences,
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healthy bowels.
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Why don't you alphabetize the log, Harry?
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I've told you this more than once.
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The log is my domain, Major.
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Oh, here we are, love making.
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It's been seven months, sir,
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since you had proper intercourse.
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And with whom did I have proper
intercourse seven months ago?
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Margaret, an attractive fan
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you met at the Gelson's Market.
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You just signed your divorce papers,
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became intoxicated, and
went shopping without me.
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Margaret?
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It's rather an alcoholic blur, Harry.
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Is there a phone number?
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Uh, yes, sir, but it's specifically notated
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that you're not to see her again.
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After making love, she wept, vomited,
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and you found antipsychotic
pills in her medicine cabinet.
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Well, so much for Margaret.
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You know, I just wanted to see you, Walter,
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and thank you
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for being my bottom that night.
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Hey...
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Gisele, we were only
together for a few minutes.
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Oh...
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That would have been fun.
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Um, I mean my emotional bottom.
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Ah. Getting arrested.
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It was truly a wake up call for me.
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And for me too. I am trying
to turn everything around.
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My life, my show,
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my relationship with my young son.
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And, uh, mere detail,
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but I'd like to help save the planet.
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Those are all amazing goals, Walter.
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What are your goals, Gisele?
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What do you want from
our shared wake up call?
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I'm finally gonna settle down,
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get out of the life.
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Settle down?
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I have someone who really loves me.
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- Always has.
- I see.
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I pushed him away for so long.
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I didn't think I deserved to be loved.
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Who's gonna love the tranny?
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But I want to stop wasting time.
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Life feels like
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it's just flying past me.
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I understand. I often feel that way.
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I wonder
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where the hell has it gone, my life?
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And then I think of that line
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from The Red Shoes.
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"Time rushes by, life rushes by,
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but the red shoes go on dancing forever."
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I'll see you and raise you 300,
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you nasty piece of work.
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I take my rosé straight. Thank you, Teddy.
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Your turn, beanpole.
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Yes. Sorry. I'm just...
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just let me...
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I will raise you one.
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Okay, you know we play by Vegas rules.
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That white chip is worth $1,000.
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Oh! Drop it, girlie.
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You already bet.
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Is it possible just this
one time to start over?
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No do-overs. This is poker.
It's not plastic surgery.
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- Right, Mel?
- Screw you.
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Ooh.
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Motherfucking hell.
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Celia, that's you.
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What, I won?
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Where'd you find this idiot savant?
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The BBC.
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Mind if I join you, Mr. Blunt?
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Oh, sure, Phil.
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Stan.
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I couldn't help but notice
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you were with quite a
stunning lady tonight.
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Oh, yes.
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But it turns out she's just a friend.
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I haven't had much luck
with romance lately.
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I understand.
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I haven't had sex since...
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the 20th century.
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What? Oh, my God.
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Phil, I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
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It's a gentle path.
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No germs.
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No hurt feelings.
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I'm all in.
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It's getting boring
taking your money, Rosalie.
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So let's make it interesting.
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If I win, you book my client on Blunt Talk.
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Which client of yours is
such an unappealing fungus
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that you have to win a
bet to get 'em on air?
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Suzanne Mayview.
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Tomorrow night. No bumping her.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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She's a far-right publicity whore.
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Walter would never have her on.
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Sweetheart, I think I'm gonna
turn in soon. Good night, everyone.
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Good night, darling.
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Teddy, where are your pants?
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Oh, shit!
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I spilled some hot sauce,
threw the pants in the wash,
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then the mini quiche were burning.
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It's all right, Teddy. Just go to bed.
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I'm sorry, ladies.
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Aw. Is... is Teddy all right?
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He's fine. He's just...
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Losing it. Mm.
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I'll take the Mayview bet.
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Rosalie, are you sure?
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Cards, Diane.
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Yes!
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- Oh.
- No bumping her.
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This hoarding is just a symptom.
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Underneath the mess is always sex.
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So what are you,
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a breast man, a leg man,
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or an ass man?
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You don't have to be embarrassed, Jim.
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For example, Walter is a breast man.
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Because he never met his father,
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he's fixated on the nipple
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as his primary source of love.
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Should you have told me that?
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Uh, no, but you liked
hearing it, didn't you?
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So what are you?
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I'm a foot man.
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And shoes. I like shoes.
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Beautiful. I like the armpit.
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But that's another story.
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So what turns you on about the foot?
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Okay. Well, um...
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when I make love to a woman,
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although it's been a while, um,
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I... I start at the foot,
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like a tiny boy with a miniature penis.
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But by nursing on the foot
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and smelling my own saliva,
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I begin to...
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to rise up like a beast,
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the foot nourishing me, growing me,
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until I'm this full-grown man
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with a tusk-like phallus.
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It's hooked.
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It's pointed up at the stars, the cosmos,
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the great wheel in the sky.
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And then I take the woman,
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pleasing her with my
manly hook, and then...
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Zip your pants, Jimmy. I need you.
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We're in session.
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I don't care!
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You've turned my newsroom
into a psych ward.
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You're very aggressive.
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I would like to get you on the couch.
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I bet you would,
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but I know what lurks deep inside me
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and I'd rather leave it there.
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Celia!
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Holy shit, Rosalie.
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She's the Ann Coulter of the death penalty.
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I know, I know.
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Well, can't you renege?
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It was just a bet in a ladies poker game.
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Thanks for inviting me, by the way.
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No, I can't renege.
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Linda Wilcox reps everyone on the right,
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the far right, and the extreme right.
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Also some people in the center.
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Well, what about the zero-impact family?
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Walter's gonna hate bumping them.
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Why are Jim and Celia in
your office and not me?
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Because I want them here.
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Don't be so needy. What's going on?
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Just letting you know that
Walter's in the building.
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Good. Now close the door, please.
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Okay, but next time I'd like to be here
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when you have a meeting.
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I will not give this
woman a national platform.
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She is pro-life and pro-death.
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Her world view is completely muddled.
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Then engage her.
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I will not help this woman
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sell a book that advocates
murder and vengeance.
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- But, Walter...
- No, Rosalie.
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This is not up for discussion.
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I want the zero-impact family.
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They have the kind of message
that I need to get out.
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A message of change.
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Celia, Jim, you agree with me, don't you?
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I'm sorry, Walter, but we all
think you should have Mayview on.
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She needs to be publicly discredited.
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I've already put a packet together.
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And we'll rebook the zero-impact family
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right away, I promise.
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All three of you really
think this is the right idea?
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We do.
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You know, Anderson Cooper had Mayview on,
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and he didn't do well.
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- He didn't?
- He was too soft.
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You're hard.
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Can you just let me keep 10
back issues of The New Yorker?
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I swear I'll read 'em.
I'll read 'em someday.
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No, no, no, no. Dr. Weiss said
not to let you hold on to anything.
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He said it'll help you
accept your sexuality
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if you get rid of all this crap.
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He talked about my sexuality?
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Can you believe this woman is proposing
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that executed prisoners should
have their organs harvested
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without their consent?!
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- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- Jim, no! Stop it!
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- No, come on, Martin.
- Get off!
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No!
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How are the horses, Harry?
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I'm on one of those streaks, Celia,
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that makes you feel like a schoolgirl
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who's just had her first kiss
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from the handsome bad boy
who tastes like cigarettes.
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I understand. I'd never
played cards before,
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but last night I won a lot of money,
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and it was better than
being with my magician.
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How is your magician?
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- He disappeared.
- Magically?
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- No, he went back to his wife.
- Ah.
266
00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:43,684
And I don't know if I'm having
some sort of weird reaction,
267
00:12:43,686 --> 00:12:45,819
but gambling feels better than sex.
268
00:12:48,074 --> 00:12:50,024
Sounds like you've met the Queen of Hearts.
269
00:12:50,026 --> 00:12:53,527
- How much did you win?
- $5,000.
270
00:12:55,197 --> 00:12:57,615
Would you like to win some more?
271
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,583
Very much.
272
00:12:59,619 --> 00:13:02,286
- How did this stuff end up in there?
- Aah!
273
00:13:03,706 --> 00:13:06,373
I don't know. My tidal system was off.
274
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:09,710
Some things would swim in and not swim out.
275
00:13:09,712 --> 00:13:11,178
Oh, bullshit.
276
00:13:11,213 --> 00:13:13,714
This woman believes that victims' families
277
00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:18,218
should have the option of
participating in firing squads!
278
00:13:19,772 --> 00:13:21,388
I shouldn't have deceived Walter,
279
00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,856
but I had no choice.
280
00:13:22,892 --> 00:13:25,859
He can't know that I
had a lapse in judgment.
281
00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:29,947
Walter needs to feel that I'm strong.
282
00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:31,782
It frees him to be weak.
283
00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:34,535
Sorry. I need a little air.
284
00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:36,870
Why aren't you wearing glasses?
285
00:13:36,906 --> 00:13:40,324
You said I had nice eyes,
so I'm trying contacts.
286
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:02,896
Hello, Margaret.
287
00:14:02,932 --> 00:14:06,016
I don't know if your
voice-mail is recording,
288
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:08,402
but, uh, this is Walter.
289
00:14:08,437 --> 00:14:11,321
We met in Gelson's Market
about seven months ago,
290
00:14:11,357 --> 00:14:12,856
and I was wondering if...
291
00:14:12,908 --> 00:14:15,576
Goodbye. Hello, Shelly.
292
00:14:15,611 --> 00:14:17,494
Walter, the Adlers are here.
293
00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:19,496
Because they don't have cell
phones, I couldn't reach them.
294
00:14:19,532 --> 00:14:21,165
Oh, shit.
295
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,416
I didn't have the heart to
tell them they're bumped.
296
00:14:22,451 --> 00:14:24,284
They rode their bamboo bicycles here.
297
00:14:24,286 --> 00:14:26,036
They had to leave their house at 3:00 a.m.
298
00:14:26,088 --> 00:14:28,622
They are environmental heroes,
299
00:14:28,624 --> 00:14:32,209
and we are bumping them for
a woman who advocates murder.
300
00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:34,428
I'll break the news to them myself.
301
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:38,465
Okay. Just a heads-up, because they
rode their bikes almost 50 miles,
302
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:42,186
they're kind of, um, stinky
and I can't shake the smell.
303
00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:45,355
But this helps. I love cherry.
304
00:14:45,391 --> 00:14:47,641
So I sniff it.
305
00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:52,529
Major, Celia's in the loo vomiting.
306
00:14:52,565 --> 00:14:55,482
I offered to drive her
home. She looks contagious.
307
00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:58,152
I'll take over the edit of the B
block immigration story for her.
308
00:14:58,204 --> 00:15:00,954
Good. Work it out with Rosalie.
309
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:03,290
Harry, be a good chap. Drive Celia home.
310
00:15:03,325 --> 00:15:05,209
Yes, sir.
311
00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:17,588
Mr. Adler, I'm Walter Blunt.
312
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,473
Oh, yes. Of course.
313
00:15:19,508 --> 00:15:20,674
Oh.
314
00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:27,181
Uh, I think two bows is enough, Mr. Adler.
315
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,316
Please, call me Duncan. It's
so nice to finally meet you.
316
00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:31,351
Well, it's very nice to meet you, but I...
317
00:15:31,403 --> 00:15:33,187
- This is my wife Sally.
- Oh, hi, Sally.
318
00:15:33,189 --> 00:15:35,022
Eli, and this is KK.
319
00:15:35,024 --> 00:15:37,858
Hi. Oh, I like your chalkboards.
320
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,860
I must get one of those for my young son.
321
00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:42,279
If you do, let us know.
We make our own chalk.
322
00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:43,947
We also do quite a bit of pickling.
323
00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:46,583
And, uh, we use our own waste as manure.
324
00:15:46,619 --> 00:15:48,919
Well, that's wonderful, but there
is something that I really need...
325
00:15:48,954 --> 00:15:50,370
Oh, oh, whoa.
326
00:15:50,422 --> 00:15:53,173
These get lodged in the
blowholes of dolphins.
327
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:55,042
Use it, and then hold onto it forever.
328
00:15:55,094 --> 00:15:57,377
Oh, God. I will. Yes, thank you so much.
329
00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,512
Uh, but...
330
00:15:58,547 --> 00:16:00,380
There is something we need to talk...
331
00:16:00,432 --> 00:16:02,432
Yes, of course. There's
not a moment to waste.
332
00:16:02,468 --> 00:16:04,184
We're running out of time
to reverse what's happening.
333
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,886
You're right. It's frightening, but...
334
00:16:05,938 --> 00:16:07,221
I mean literally running out of time.
335
00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:09,439
According to German
environmental scientists...
336
00:16:09,475 --> 00:16:11,558
the Germans are the best. They're
still making up for the Holocaust.
337
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:15,062
Global warming is causing the
planet to rotate more quickly.
338
00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:17,648
You see, time itself is speeding up.
339
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:21,151
Oh, you know, those Germans
could be onto something.
340
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,871
At least once a day, I think of this line
341
00:16:23,906 --> 00:16:25,239
from the film The Red Shoes.
342
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:29,376
"Time rushes by, life rushes by, but..."
343
00:16:29,411 --> 00:16:33,630
"But the red shoes go on dancing forever."
344
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:37,417
Oh, my God. You also know
The Red Shoes by heart.
345
00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:39,553
It's one of my all-time favorite movies.
346
00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:41,672
Back when I was still able to watch movies.
347
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,640
Mr. Adler, do you believe
348
00:16:43,676 --> 00:16:46,810
in strange and beautiful coincidences?
349
00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:49,763
Mr. Blunt, I was just about to
ask you that very same question.
350
00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:51,765
Oh, nice.
351
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,183
Stay right here.
352
00:16:56,071 --> 00:16:57,654
Walter Blunt.
353
00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,274
Good. Good.
354
00:17:03,946 --> 00:17:06,079
- Ow.
- You okay?
355
00:17:06,115 --> 00:17:07,998
No. Ow.
356
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:10,200
- Okay, oh, oh.
- Ow.
357
00:17:10,252 --> 00:17:12,169
- Here, do you want to sit down?
- Ow!
358
00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:16,290
Sorry, but I am un-bumping
the zero-impact family.
359
00:17:16,342 --> 00:17:19,126
Their message is too urgent
and they are delightful.
360
00:17:19,128 --> 00:17:20,711
You can't.
361
00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:23,764
Suzanne Mayview's
already in her green room.
362
00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:25,632
Then I'll bump her myself.
363
00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:28,352
Walter, Linda Wilcox
364
00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:31,138
is a very powerful publicist.
365
00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:34,308
I don't give a shit about Linda Wilcox.
366
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,226
My concern is with the planet!
367
00:17:44,036 --> 00:17:47,321
That is so embarrassing.
368
00:17:47,323 --> 00:17:50,490
But that flush was for a tinkle. I swear.
369
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,961
Do you Brits classify it that
way? Number one, number two.
370
00:17:53,996 --> 00:17:56,163
We provide no classification
371
00:17:56,215 --> 00:17:58,582
- except denial of the act.
- I see.
372
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:02,002
Well, thank you for saying
hello before our chat.
373
00:18:02,054 --> 00:18:03,670
- I'm Suzanne.
- Yes, I know.
374
00:18:03,722 --> 00:18:05,589
And there is something we have to discuss.
375
00:18:05,641 --> 00:18:07,507
I know we are on different
sides of the aisle,
376
00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:10,761
but I just wanted to put it
out there right away that...
377
00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:13,263
I'm a big fan.
378
00:18:13,315 --> 00:18:16,350
Oh, my God.
379
00:18:16,402 --> 00:18:19,820
Where did you find this?
380
00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:21,438
A bookseller in London.
381
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:24,858
There were only 1,000 copies printed.
382
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:26,860
In 1984.
383
00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:28,495
I know. They're very rare.
384
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:32,332
- I loved it.
- Thank you.
385
00:18:38,457 --> 00:18:40,424
"As my mother aged,
386
00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:43,460
"my love for her seemed to
be picking up in velocity,
387
00:18:43,512 --> 00:18:46,880
"each moment with her more
precious than the next.
388
00:18:46,932 --> 00:18:50,600
"My greatest regret is that she
passed while I was in the Falklands
389
00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:53,470
"and I was unable to say goodbye.
390
00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:57,024
Unable to tell her one
more time that I loved her."
391
00:18:58,978 --> 00:19:00,894
Will you sign it for me?
392
00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:03,030
I'm very touched.
393
00:19:03,065 --> 00:19:05,065
Of course I'll sign it.
394
00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:08,118
Thank you.
395
00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:10,570
It's "Suzanne" with a Z?
396
00:19:10,572 --> 00:19:14,658
You can sign it to "Snax." With an X.
397
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:17,127
That's what all my friends call me.
398
00:19:17,162 --> 00:19:19,246
And am I counted among them?
399
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:22,916
I would like to think so.
400
00:19:24,253 --> 00:19:25,969
Are those red shoes?
401
00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:30,974
This is a high-stakes game.
402
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,560
A group of crooked domestics. Tough bunch.
403
00:19:33,595 --> 00:19:35,512
They have a connection
with a liquor distributor
404
00:19:35,564 --> 00:19:37,097
because of all the home deliveries.
405
00:19:37,099 --> 00:19:38,732
Are you a crooked domestic, Harry?
406
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,817
No. I have a weakness for gambling.
407
00:19:40,853 --> 00:19:42,769
I never thought of it that way before,
408
00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:45,155
but I went to a Gambler's
Anonymous meeting.
409
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:46,440
It bollocks'd up my thinking.
410
00:19:49,361 --> 00:19:51,194
Special knock.
411
00:19:51,246 --> 00:19:52,829
So are we bad, Harry?
412
00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:54,998
We're lying to Walter, me
skipping out on my work?
413
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:58,368
Well, in this moment,
we are bad. I admit it.
414
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:01,705
But what good has it ever done
for people to judge themselves?
415
00:20:01,757 --> 00:20:04,291
So that they can exert some self-control?
416
00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:06,343
Oh, yeah. No, you're right.
417
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:09,596
- Should we turn back?
- Well...
418
00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:16,219
You're late. We're starting.
419
00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:18,055
Larry King's pool guy.
420
00:20:24,863 --> 00:20:27,314
See, it's all gonna be all right.
421
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:28,648
Everyone's happy.
422
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,367
Yeah, except for the Adlers.
423
00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:32,369
The father cried when I bumped them.
424
00:20:32,404 --> 00:20:36,873
Good evening. This is Blunt
Talk, and I am Walter Blunt.
425
00:20:36,909 --> 00:20:40,494
We begin tonight's program
with Suzanne Mayview,
426
00:20:43,332 --> 00:20:45,999
Why America Needs the Death Penalty.
427
00:20:46,051 --> 00:20:48,969
Welcome to Blunt Talk. We're
happy to have you on, Suzanne.
428
00:20:49,004 --> 00:20:50,387
Thank you, Walter.
429
00:20:53,675 --> 00:20:56,510
This is so exciting. It
reminds me of boarding school.
430
00:20:56,512 --> 00:20:59,813
After lights out, we used to play
this game called French Honeymoon.
431
00:20:59,848 --> 00:21:02,232
Quit your small-talk. I'm not your friend.
432
00:21:04,269 --> 00:21:05,986
I call.
433
00:21:12,411 --> 00:21:14,194
So... so that beats a pair?
434
00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:15,695
Yeah.
435
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,082
No, it's fine. I'm gonna win it all back.
436
00:21:19,118 --> 00:21:20,867
I've got this.
437
00:21:20,919 --> 00:21:24,504
So four of a kind. So what's a full house?
438
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:27,257
The death penalty is undeniably popular.
439
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,459
32 out of 50 states have it.
440
00:21:29,511 --> 00:21:33,013
62% of Americans want it.
441
00:21:33,048 --> 00:21:35,465
- Do you know who James Surowiecki is?
- I do.
442
00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:37,217
He writes for The New Yorker.
443
00:21:37,219 --> 00:21:40,220
Well, he has done some fascinating
research on the wisdom of crowds.
444
00:21:40,222 --> 00:21:42,939
Shit. I bet I just threw away that issue.
445
00:21:42,975 --> 00:21:45,775
The wisdom of crowds gave us McCarthyism.
446
00:21:45,811 --> 00:21:47,811
Time to bury her, Walter.
447
00:21:47,863 --> 00:21:49,729
Well, that is a controversial choice,
448
00:21:49,731 --> 00:21:51,531
invoking the wisdom of crowds.
449
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,283
And what I do not understand...
450
00:21:53,318 --> 00:21:56,036
Well, let me try to make
it a little easier for you.
451
00:21:56,071 --> 00:21:57,487
If you like.
452
00:21:57,539 --> 00:21:58,872
Why's he being so fucking civil?
453
00:21:58,907 --> 00:22:01,575
Does he look weird? Like too friendly?
454
00:22:01,577 --> 00:22:03,910
You look weird. Why are
you squinting like that?
455
00:22:03,912 --> 00:22:05,545
I lost a contact lens.
456
00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:07,747
If a criminal were to break into your house
457
00:22:07,749 --> 00:22:10,834
and rape and murder your loved one...
458
00:22:10,886 --> 00:22:13,386
wouldn't you want capital
punishment for that person?
459
00:22:13,422 --> 00:22:15,755
She's going for the most
tired hypothetical of them all.
460
00:22:15,807 --> 00:22:19,176
An eye for an eye is a philosophy
461
00:22:19,228 --> 00:22:20,844
millennia out of date.
462
00:22:20,896 --> 00:22:24,314
But let us consider your scenario
463
00:22:24,349 --> 00:22:26,816
and what punishment actually achieves.
464
00:22:26,852 --> 00:22:29,236
Consider? Cut to commercial!
465
00:22:29,271 --> 00:22:31,154
Jesus Christ!
466
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:34,524
Uh, but right now, I'm
sorry. We have to take a break
467
00:22:34,576 --> 00:22:35,992
and we will be right back.
468
00:22:36,028 --> 00:22:37,861
So when, uh, do you leave for...
469
00:22:37,913 --> 00:22:40,030
what is it... Oklahoma City?
470
00:22:40,082 --> 00:22:42,449
- Mm, um, tomorrow.
- Walter, quick word.
471
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:45,619
Oh. Excuse me.
472
00:22:45,621 --> 00:22:47,003
Yes? What is it?
473
00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:49,923
Why are you being so easy on her?
474
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:52,292
I'm not being easy. But she read my book.
475
00:22:52,294 --> 00:22:54,761
And Dr. Weiss thinks that I should begin...
476
00:22:54,796 --> 00:22:56,630
This is about the death penalty.
477
00:22:56,682 --> 00:22:58,548
I don't wanna hear about that horny quack.
478
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,133
Horny?
479
00:23:00,185 --> 00:23:02,636
Listen, I can't let you
make a fool of yourself.
480
00:23:02,688 --> 00:23:04,471
She's walking all over you.
481
00:23:04,523 --> 00:23:08,308
But she could be Mary
Matalin to my James Carville.
482
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,810
Walter, focus.
483
00:23:10,812 --> 00:23:13,897
The death penalty is racist and barbaric.
484
00:23:13,949 --> 00:23:16,900
Only China, Saudi Arabia and Iran
485
00:23:16,952 --> 00:23:18,652
have more executions than we do.
486
00:23:18,704 --> 00:23:20,654
You forgot Iraq.
487
00:23:20,706 --> 00:23:22,455
No, you forgot Iraq.
488
00:23:22,491 --> 00:23:25,709
You're Walter Blunt. Now act like him.
489
00:23:25,744 --> 00:23:29,079
You made your point. I
needed that. Thank you.
490
00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:30,664
15 seconds.
491
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,165
Oh, while you were shouting at me,
492
00:23:32,217 --> 00:23:34,467
I saw you have a contact lens
stuck between your breasts.
493
00:23:39,341 --> 00:23:42,008
And we are back talking
with Suzanne Mayview,
494
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,810
author of An Eye for An Eye:
495
00:23:43,845 --> 00:23:46,012
Why America Needs the Death Penalty.
496
00:23:46,014 --> 00:23:48,348
Isn't it shameful, Suzanne,
497
00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:52,819
that America has the fifth-most
executions in the world?
498
00:23:52,854 --> 00:23:57,574
Trailing only China, Saudi
Arabia, Iraq, and Iran.
499
00:23:57,609 --> 00:23:59,326
No. No, I just think of the families
500
00:23:59,361 --> 00:24:01,361
of the victims and how they need closure.
501
00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:05,699
So what about the families
of those wrongfully executed?
502
00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:07,834
They'll never have closure.
503
00:24:07,869 --> 00:24:12,289
An eye for an eye will
only make the world blind.
504
00:24:12,341 --> 00:24:15,008
Walter, you've been in battle.
505
00:24:15,043 --> 00:24:18,211
Quoting Gandhi in the
21st century is naive.
506
00:24:18,213 --> 00:24:20,714
Pardon me, but it is you
who are being naive, Suzanne.
507
00:24:20,716 --> 00:24:22,265
Oh, I'm naive? Come on.
508
00:24:22,301 --> 00:24:23,967
No, I'm sorry. You're being naive
509
00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:26,436
and you are reckless with
the value of human life.
510
00:24:26,471 --> 00:24:29,939
Yes, it is true. I have
killed in the name of war.
511
00:24:29,975 --> 00:24:32,726
But it was war that made me a pacifist.
512
00:24:32,728 --> 00:24:35,111
It was war that made me want to protect
513
00:24:35,147 --> 00:24:37,197
the innocent and the guilty.
514
00:24:37,232 --> 00:24:39,899
So if America wants to be
the leader of the free world,
515
00:24:39,951 --> 00:24:43,820
then it must not kill at home.
516
00:24:43,872 --> 00:24:48,124
Answering murder with
murder is not an answer.
517
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,076
We'll be back right after this.
518
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:55,882
Thank God!
519
00:24:58,887 --> 00:25:01,221
Here's your contact lens, dear.
520
00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:06,259
I'm winning, but you're losing.
521
00:25:06,311 --> 00:25:08,928
A clever player knows when to quit.
522
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:12,265
A clever player knows how
to win, and I'm clever.
523
00:25:12,317 --> 00:25:13,650
I went to Oxford.
524
00:25:16,772 --> 00:25:18,855
Celia, no. No coaching.
525
00:25:18,907 --> 00:25:21,024
Yeah, skirt's on her own.
526
00:25:25,447 --> 00:25:27,831
I can't believe my magician
gave me fake pearls.
527
00:25:27,866 --> 00:25:30,533
Forget the damn pearls, Celia, just run!
528
00:25:36,591 --> 00:25:39,342
I'm gonna fuck you up, Harry!
529
00:25:41,129 --> 00:25:43,296
Be honest.
530
00:25:43,348 --> 00:25:47,016
All that stuff back in the green room.
531
00:25:47,052 --> 00:25:50,687
Were you just trying to soften me up?
532
00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:53,139
- Hmm?
- I was.
533
00:25:53,141 --> 00:25:55,308
Ah.
534
00:25:55,310 --> 00:25:58,945
But I was also very attracted to you.
535
00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,980
- Really?
- Mm.
536
00:26:01,032 --> 00:26:02,399
You really roughed me up.
537
00:26:02,451 --> 00:26:05,485
Just now or during the broadcast?
538
00:26:05,487 --> 00:26:07,237
- Both.
- Ah.
539
00:26:07,289 --> 00:26:10,073
Our interview was like foreplay.
540
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:13,576
I hope I wasn't too rough with you.
541
00:26:13,628 --> 00:26:16,162
Mm-mm. Perfect.
542
00:26:16,164 --> 00:26:18,915
You know, every woman adores a fascist.
543
00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,467
A boot in the face.
544
00:26:20,502 --> 00:26:23,052
Who the hell said that? Mussolini?
545
00:26:23,088 --> 00:26:25,255
No, Sylvia Plath.
546
00:26:25,307 --> 00:26:27,507
Oh. Snax...
547
00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:32,312
I wish you didn't live in Oklahoma.
548
00:26:32,347 --> 00:26:35,301
Hey, you know they still have
the death penalty in California.
549
00:26:35,421 --> 00:26:39,768
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