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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Now, last week we were all reminded

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that intolerance still
exists in our country.

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It took a very special young
student to light up social media.

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We've invited him to the White
House today to show our appreciation.

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Because never have there been
more tolerant, more moving words

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than Kyle Broflovski's speech
about his hero, Caitlyn Jenner.

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Come on up here, Kyle.

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You see? There! This is why it's happening.

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Everyone's preaching
openness and acceptance,

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and so now millions of Goddamn immigrants

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are coming over the border,
and nobody seems to care!

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But what are you gonna do?

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In today's world, it's
like you can't even say

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anything negative about illegal immigrants.

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Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

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Did somebody over here
say "illegal immigrants"?

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Because the correct term is
"undocumented immigrants,"

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all right, bro?

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It's like nobody cares!

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And they just keep coming,

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crossing the border with
their dirty families,

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playing their stupid music.

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I mean, look at 'em!

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I'll bet not one of them is here legally.

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All right, guy!

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Hey, buddy.

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- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, what's going on, friend?

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Hey, buddy, another Moosehead, eh?

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We should have put up a Goddamn wall.

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But wait. There's still more.

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Because this country was built on dreamers.

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And, Kyle, we want to
make your dreams come true.

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And so here is your hero, Caitlyn Jenner.

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I just want to say thank you, Kyle,

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for your beautiful words of support.

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Now, Kyle, we got another
little surprise for you.

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We told you we were flying you back home,

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But the truth is, you're getting a
ride back all the way with your hero.

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How do you like that?

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Buckle up, buckaroo.

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Okay, children, let's take our seats.

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As you've probably noticed,
our government has decided

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to let anyone who wants to cross
the border and screw up our country.

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I know you're all as pissed off as I am,

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so why don't we begin today's lesson

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on why the once-great
empire of Rome fell to shit.

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Huh? Who can tell me why Rome fell to shit?

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No, somebody who matters.

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All right, fine. In the orange shirt.

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The Roman Empire, buddy, was
facing several issues, guy,

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as it reached a new millennium, friend...

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Oh, speak in English!

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You see, what happened
is that these immigrants

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called the Goths were
welcomed into Roman territories

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because some people felt bad for them.

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And then the Goths suddenly decided
they were being oppressed, you see?

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And so, then...

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What the hell are you doing?

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It's 8:00 A.M., guy.

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That's it!

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Why don't you Canucks go
back where you came from?!

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You really think you can refer
to an undocumented immigrant

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as a "Canuck"?

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P.C. Principal, they got up
in the middle of my lecture

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and started playing music.

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So did you forget that at 8:00 and 11:00,

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all Canadians face east
and play Chuck Mangione,

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or did you not care to find out
about their religious customs?

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They... They don't even speak English.

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Then you need to be teaching
in both languages from now on.

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Mackey, sign the faculty up for
Canadian-language night classes.

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What?!

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Yes, P.C. Principal! R-right away! M'kay.

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You're on thin ice, Garrison.

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Get in line, or you'll
be out of a job, bro.

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What are they doing now?

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Well, they're all eating
together and praying,

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and they're putting syrup
on their mac and cheese.

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Ugh! So weird.

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There's just so many of them.

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You guys, I think this
whole thing is a conspiracy.

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- What do you mean?
- Think about what happened.

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America had pretty
secure borders for years.

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Kyle gives a big speech about tolerance
and acceptance that goes viral.

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A bunch of Canadians
cross the border illegally.

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Kyle's brother is Canadian.

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What if Kyle knowingly gave that
speech to get all the illegals in?

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I'm sitting right here.

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And he's sitting right here.

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You really think just my speech brought
on a wave of illegal immigration?

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- You did kind of go overboard, dude.
- What?

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It's just, I know you like
giving speeches and stuff,

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but not everything is black and white.

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Yeah, I mean, it's fine you want
to go preach about Caitlyn Jenner,

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but you can't just make blanket statements
about letting anyone do whatever they want.

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I didn't even want to give that speech!

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Yeah, yeah. This is interesting.
Have you guys read Genesis 34?

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Well, it's intriguing,
because in Genesis 34,

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the Jews actually did something
similar to what Kyle's doing now.

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I'm not responsible for this.

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Illegal immigration has
been happening forever.

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But it's happening a lot more now,

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after you decide to give
a big speech about Caitlyn Jenner

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because you want to bring down
the cultural fabric of America

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'Cause you're a Jew.

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You guys, immigrants,
either legal or illegal,

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are always gonna find ways
to cross into richer countries...

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Oh, boy. Here we go again. Yeah, I'm out.

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Yeah, sorry. I can't listen
to another one either.

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Happy evening, friends.

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My name is Mr. Stkrdknmibalz,

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and we are going to learn Canadian.

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With a lot of practice,
you're going to find

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that speaking Canadian isn't so difficult,

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and in fact, our alphabet
and yours are fairly similar.

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So why don't we begin singing it together?

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♪ A, B, C, D ♪

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♪ E, F, Guy ♪

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♪ H, I, J, K ♪

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♪ L, M, N, O, Buddy ♪

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♪ Q, R, S ♪

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♪ T, U, Friend ♪

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♪ W, X, Eh, and Pbht! ♪

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♪ These are Canadian ABCs ♪

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♪ Susie likes hairy balls ♪

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♪ What do ya think of these? ♪

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All right, now everyone.

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♪ A, B, C, D ♪

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♪ E, F, Guy ♪

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♪ H, I, J, K ♪

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♪ L, M, N, O, Buddy ♪

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♪ Q, R, S ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Where
has my country gone? ♪

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♪ Where has my country gone? ♪

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♪ It was a land of
opportunity that we held dear ♪

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♪ But now all these other
assholes are comin' here ♪

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♪ And where's my country gone? ♪

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♪ It was just here
like two seconds ago ♪

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♪ 'Cause when they said that
this was the land of the free ♪

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♪ I'm pretty sure that
they were referring to me ♪

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♪ And my country's gone! ♪

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♪ It got upset, and
now it's wandered away ♪

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♪ It took 43 presidents
to make us stand tall ♪

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♪ And just one black
guy to unravel it all ♪

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♪ Country gone! ♪

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♪ Please tell it that
we need her back home ♪

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♪ There's a great big hole
in the liberty bucket ♪

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♪ 'Cause someone forgot to
tell the foreigners to suck it ♪

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♪ And now they're all
hanging out on my lawn ♪

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♪ And now they're ruining my song ♪

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♪ Making it sound like Chuck Mangione ♪

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♪ Where my country gone? ♪

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Seems like everyone's afraid
to speak the truth around here.

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Well, I'm throwing my hat in and
saying I'll figure this thing out.

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Now, I might not understand
politics or immigration policies

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or the law

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or basic ideological concepts.

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But damn it, I understand
there's a bunch of Canadians here,

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and I'm gonna do something about it!

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Whoohoo!

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All right, everyone, listen up.

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In order for better understanding,

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we have asked students of Canadian origin
to introduce you to their culture and...

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Hey, Leslie, shut your fucking mouth!...

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To introduce you to
their culture and customs.

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So let's give them our undivided attention

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as they take us on a whirlwind
journey through their diverse history.

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We are the Hopewell and Abenaki,

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first settlers of Canadian soil, guy.

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We are French and British explorers,

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seeking furs and goods.

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Yeah, and I'm Dan Rather,
and I got news for you...

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Nobody wants you here!

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Sorry. Not sorry.

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It's time for someone to say it like
is and make our country great again.

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Garrison, what do you think you're...

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And I'm also not afraid to
stand up to P.C. Principal.

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You, sir, have a pizza face,
and you suck your mom's dick.

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That's it, Garrison.

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You are fired from South Park Elementary.

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Oh, see? And now I'm fired.

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That's the cold, hard truth of immigration.

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Well, there's only one immigration
policy that I believe in,

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and that's fuck 'em all to death!

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I'm just saying what
everyone's thinking here, kids.

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Sorry. Not sorry.

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Dude, the Canadians are pissed off.

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Can you really blame them?

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What made Mr. Garrison do that?

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Guys, what if this was all
exactly what Kyle planned?

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Get the Canadians here,
make them feel persecuted,

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and then what? Uprisings, rebellion.

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Next thing you know, they're sending
us to camps and using us as livestock.

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- You really think Kyle would do that?
- That doesn't matter.

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We have to think of a way
to smooth this over fast.

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- Yeah, we're gonna need a symbolic union.
- A what?

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You know, what's that story about
the two sides that were fighting,

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and then a guy from one side got
with a girl from the other side,

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and their love sort of
brought the groups together?

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"Lion King 2"?

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Yes, "Lion King 2."

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I mean, if we can get one of
us to go out with one of them,

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probably have sex,

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then it could be a symbol
of us all getting along.

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Yeah, it's kind of like when a princess of
one country marries the prince of another.

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Oh, come on. This is stupid.

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You guys, when two groups of people

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don't understand each other,
you can't just try and diffuse

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- the tensions with...
- Is he seriously...

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Is he seriously giving a speech right now?

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Is he seriously giving a speech right now?

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This is gonna have to happen pretty fast,

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so whoever's gonna do it needs
to ask a Canadian girl out soon.

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- 1, 2, 3, not it.
- Not it.

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- Not it.
- Not it.

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- Not it.
- No, no! Not it!

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Oh, shit!

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Support is growing for a Colorado man

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who claims the way to deal
with illegal immigrants

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is to fuck them all to death.

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We go live to Minnesota.

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Tom, the political activist
is going around the country

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to get support for his agenda.

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And, Mr. Garrison, you believe the
immigration problem is easy to solve.

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Yes. Fuck them all to death.

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Let's make this country great again.

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And when you say, "fuck them all to death,"

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what are you actually suggesting be done?

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I'm suggesting we round them all up,

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pull down their pants,

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and fuck them until their
spirits leave their bodies.

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USA!

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And then after we've fuck
every last one of them to death,

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we build a big wall.

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And if anyone comes over the wall,

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we fuck them to death, too!

247
00:10:52,281 --> 00:10:53,357
And then we fuck to death all...

248
00:10:53,392 --> 00:10:54,531
Uh, Dan? Dan?

249
00:10:54,616 --> 00:10:57,867
We are getting word that a
wall has already been built.

250
00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:00,353
Is that right? Yes?

251
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:05,212
CNN is confirming that Canada has
built a wall to keep us out.

252
00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:07,329
What do you mean they built a wall?!

253
00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:09,663
They can't build a fucking wall!

254
00:11:09,748 --> 00:11:11,220
Oh fuck them to death!

255
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:14,668
♪♪

256
00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:24,260
Hey, there!

257
00:11:24,346 --> 00:11:26,096
Beautiful day, isn't it?

258
00:11:26,181 --> 00:11:27,847
What the hell is this?!

259
00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:29,733
Oh, this? This is a wall.

260
00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:31,768
Sorry, buddy. Nobody allowed in.

261
00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:32,929
Can they do that?

262
00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:35,236
Look, we came to speak with
your government about the...

263
00:11:35,392 --> 00:11:38,041
Yeah, no, sorry! Everything
past here is ours.

264
00:11:38,143 --> 00:11:40,007
You can't... You can't
go past... past here.

265
00:11:40,479 --> 00:11:41,544
We're Americans!

266
00:11:41,647 --> 00:11:43,246
We don't even want to be over there!

267
00:11:43,348 --> 00:11:45,015
What do you think we're gonna do?

268
00:11:45,117 --> 00:11:46,883
Well, you know, we just don't want you

269
00:11:46,985 --> 00:11:48,318
raping our women and stuff.

270
00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,253
That is ridiculous!

271
00:11:50,339 --> 00:11:52,807
All right, smart-ass,
that's just about enough...

272
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,125
Look, there's just some
really cool shit back here,

273
00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:56,593
and we don't feel like sharing it.

274
00:11:56,695 --> 00:11:58,161
Cool shit like what?

275
00:11:58,238 --> 00:11:59,295
Don't worry about it.

276
00:11:59,398 --> 00:12:01,164
No. What's back there? Let me see!

277
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,515
- It's all right, Garrison.
- No, Goddamn it! Let me see!

278
00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:08,738
What about that one in the glasses?

279
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,708
- She's kind of hot.
- She's not hot.

280
00:12:10,886 --> 00:12:13,309
She looks like a messed-up
cucumber with wieners on it!

281
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:15,039
All right. How about the lanky one there?

282
00:12:15,195 --> 00:12:16,432
Ooh, ooh! What about the one in the hat?

283
00:12:16,564 --> 00:12:18,244
She kind of looks like
Alanis Morissette, huh?

284
00:12:18,434 --> 00:12:20,517
Alanis Morissette is like
80 years old or something!

285
00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:22,044
- Geez!
- Okay, B-Butters, relax.

286
00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:23,818
Well, I don't want a
Canadian girlfriend, Eric!

287
00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:27,074
- Okay, you just want a race war?
- No!

288
00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:29,025
The one in the white shoes isn't that ugly.

289
00:12:29,161 --> 00:12:31,274
Okay, go fuck the
one in the white shoes.

290
00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:32,913
Okay.

291
00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:35,115
Hi. My name is Butters. What's yours?

292
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,333
I'm Charlotte.

293
00:12:38,253 --> 00:12:40,787
Oh, Charlotte, I've never done this before.

294
00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:42,539
You think Scar's up there?

295
00:12:42,624 --> 00:12:45,292
He wasn't my father, but
he's still part of me.

296
00:12:45,377 --> 00:12:47,711
Oh, no, Simba. We have barely begun.

297
00:12:47,846 --> 00:12:50,597
We'll run away together and... and...

298
00:12:51,045 --> 00:12:53,944
And start a pride all of our own.

299
00:12:54,219 --> 00:12:56,720
Tom, the scene at the
Canadian border is electric

300
00:12:56,855 --> 00:12:59,272
as several political
leaders try and strategize

301
00:12:59,391 --> 00:13:01,775
how to deal with being shut out of Canada.

302
00:13:01,894 --> 00:13:05,312
If the Canadian government wants to
put up a wall, they have every right.

303
00:13:05,397 --> 00:13:08,982
And yet, we must ask why they
thought this to be necessary.

304
00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:10,817
No, fuck them, and fuck you.

305
00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:13,286
I want to see if they have
really cool shit back there.

306
00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:14,738
What we need is a...

307
00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:17,624
No, you've got a gaping gash,
and you've got vinegary balls.

308
00:13:17,743 --> 00:13:19,176
The Canadians can't do this!

309
00:13:19,278 --> 00:13:22,479
Don't they realize that hundreds
of thousands of their people

310
00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:24,047
are over here illegally?

311
00:13:24,149 --> 00:13:25,682
Oh, you guys didn't put up a wall?

312
00:13:25,784 --> 00:13:28,118
And you keep your Goddamn
mouth shut, smart ass!

313
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,459
I'll deal with you.

314
00:13:31,256 --> 00:13:33,590
I get things done, and
I'm getting back there!

315
00:13:35,984 --> 00:13:37,727
- Here you go.
- Thanks, Butters.

316
00:13:37,813 --> 00:13:40,680
I'm sore-y I didn't
know what ice cream was.

317
00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:41,982
What's sore-y?

318
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,734
Well, that's what Canadians
say to express remorse.

319
00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,603
Oh. H-Hey, that's neato.

320
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:47,854
Oh.

321
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,739
Hang on, Charlotte, one sec.

322
00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:51,525
What do you want?

323
00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:53,577
Have you given her the old Hot Cosby yet?

324
00:13:53,662 --> 00:13:56,213
No. We saw a movie, and
now we're going to the park.

325
00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:57,681
Butters, we don't have time for that.

326
00:13:57,783 --> 00:13:59,983
I told you, you have to cut
to the chase with a Hot Cosby.

327
00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:03,223
If I'm gonna be with this girl, I don't want
her someday thinking it was all super rushed.

328
00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:04,688
Nobody cares about 40 years from now

329
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:06,456
when she suddenly
changes her mind, Butters.

330
00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:08,191
Time is of the essence!
We're all gonna die!

331
00:14:10,796 --> 00:14:11,928
Everything all right?

332
00:14:12,014 --> 00:14:13,964
Yeah, just some work-related stuff.

333
00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:15,632
So, hey, I wanted to see

334
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,435
if you wanted come over to
my house for dinner tomorrow.

335
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,770
Oh, boy. Yes, I'd love to.

336
00:14:20,856 --> 00:14:22,908
Here we go. Oh, God.

337
00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:27,589
_

338
00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:29,980
Okay, that's... that's good.

339
00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:31,147
Watch the balls.

340
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:32,732
Okay, all right, give me the helmet.

341
00:14:32,818 --> 00:14:35,235
We'll see what they've got
behind that Goddamn wall.

342
00:14:35,628 --> 00:14:37,704
You know what I am, friends?

343
00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,322
I'm a doer.

344
00:14:39,408 --> 00:14:41,241
Yeah! Yeah! That's right!

345
00:14:41,326 --> 00:14:43,577
Canada says we can't go into their country,

346
00:14:43,662 --> 00:14:45,295
I'm going into their country!

347
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,663
And when I do,

348
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:50,333
I am fuck every last Canadian so hard!

349
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,836
All right, let's do this.

350
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:59,426
USA, USA, USA!

351
00:14:59,511 --> 00:15:02,596
USA, USA!

352
00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:08,685
USA, USA, USA!

353
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,520
USA, US...

354
00:15:10,606 --> 00:15:13,273
Aw, he's dead.

355
00:15:19,698 --> 00:15:21,865
So, young man, I understand

356
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,700
that you and my daughter
have started a romance.

357
00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:25,835
Well, uh... Well, yes, sir.

358
00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:28,455
And I suppose you have a
thing for Canadian girls, huh?

359
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,873
Is that it? You've got maple fever?

360
00:15:30,008 --> 00:15:31,041
Eh, Daddy!

361
00:15:31,176 --> 00:15:33,209
I'm sorry, Charlotte, but I get suspicious.

362
00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:34,761
It's bad enough we have to live in America.

363
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,241
Now all the boys with maple fever are
gonna want to have at our daughter.

364
00:15:37,424 --> 00:15:39,049
- That's enough, Thomas.
- Wait.

365
00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:40,967
You don't want to be here?

366
00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:42,435
Why would we want to be here?

367
00:15:42,554 --> 00:15:43,720
Well, you know,

368
00:15:43,805 --> 00:15:45,772
'cause everything is great
here, and we have cool stuff.

369
00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:47,159
Canada has everything.

370
00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:48,608
It's the greatest country on Earth.

371
00:15:48,727 --> 00:15:50,894
But... so, then why did you leave?

372
00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:58,201
There were several candidates
during the Canadian elections.

373
00:15:58,287 --> 00:16:01,705
One of them was this brash
asshole who just spoke his mind.

374
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:04,171
He didn't really offer any solutions.
He just said outrageous things.

375
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,494
We thought it was funny.

376
00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:10,497
Nobody really thought
he'd ever be president.

377
00:16:10,582 --> 00:16:11,665
It was a joke.

378
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,917
But we just let the
joke go on for too long.

379
00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:16,511
He kept gaining momentum, and by
the time we were all ready to say,

380
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,939
"Okay, let's get serious now.
Who should really be president?"

381
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:21,508
He was already being sworn into office.

382
00:16:21,593 --> 00:16:23,143
We weren't paying attention.

383
00:16:23,261 --> 00:16:26,346
We
weren't paying attention!

384
00:16:28,984 --> 00:16:32,102
Geez. How bad can a president be?

385
00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:35,021
If certain people want to leave
this country, then let them!

386
00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:37,824
You tell those pussy homos
they can suck my balls!

387
00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:38,825
But, Mr. President...

388
00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:41,074
And tell the prime minister of
China that he can suck my balls!

389
00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:43,029
- Oh, and Johnson...
- Mr. President?

390
00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:44,526
Suck my balls.

391
00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:50,560
I'm sore-y about my papa.

392
00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:54,130
He can be really emotional sometimes.

393
00:16:54,232 --> 00:16:55,665
You don't got to be sore-y.

394
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,067
It's me who should be sore-y.

395
00:16:58,169 --> 00:17:01,004
I think everyone has the wrong
idea about your people, Charlotte.

396
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:02,212
It's okay.

397
00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,007
We just have to give them time.

398
00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:05,908
I wasn't supposed to have time.

399
00:17:06,011 --> 00:17:08,144
I was supposed to give you a Hot Cosby

400
00:17:08,246 --> 00:17:10,813
so our species could coexist.

401
00:17:10,915 --> 00:17:13,416
But now I realize you guys
don't even want to be here.

402
00:17:13,518 --> 00:17:15,501
Oh.

403
00:17:15,587 --> 00:17:17,303
So do you want to be here?

404
00:17:17,422 --> 00:17:19,222
Now?

405
00:17:20,295 --> 00:17:22,475
There's really nowhere I'd rather be.

406
00:17:22,594 --> 00:17:24,077
If it's okay with you...

407
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,930
I'd like to try a nice Slow Cosby instead.

408
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:33,519
In Canada, we call a Slow Cosby "love."

409
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,491
Oh, look!

410
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:40,910
A shooting star.

411
00:17:41,012 --> 00:17:44,747
In Canada, we say that's good luck.

412
00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:48,084
So do we.

413
00:17:48,186 --> 00:17:50,353
♪♪

414
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,428
♪♪

415
00:18:06,271 --> 00:18:10,390
Hello?

416
00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:22,735
Oh, God! Oh, God!

417
00:18:25,323 --> 00:18:26,406
Hey!

418
00:18:26,491 --> 00:18:28,741
Where is everyone, guy?

419
00:18:34,952 --> 00:18:36,283
Geez.

420
00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:41,003
♪♪

421
00:18:41,139 --> 00:18:48,311
♪
S-A-F-E-T-Y ♪

422
00:18:48,396 --> 00:18:50,646
♪ Safety dance ♪

423
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:53,766
♪♪

424
00:18:59,926 --> 00:19:01,691
♪ We can dance if we want to ♪

425
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:03,360
What?!

426
00:19:03,494 --> 00:19:06,628
Hey! How did a
U.S. citizen get past my wall?

427
00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:09,165
I came here to find out
where my country gone.

428
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,367
Where your country gone?
Where my country gone!

429
00:19:11,503 --> 00:19:13,453
No, where my country gone, bitch!

430
00:19:13,538 --> 00:19:15,455
Nobody talks to me like that, buddy!

431
00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:18,091
Nobody talks to me like that, fwiend!

432
00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:19,292
- Ergh! Yeah?
- Stupid... unh!

433
00:19:19,377 --> 00:19:20,960
- Little asshole!
- This is why I built that wall!

434
00:19:21,045 --> 00:19:22,011
You think you can...

435
00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:26,099
There you go! There you go!

436
00:19:27,218 --> 00:19:29,519
I came here to do one thing!

437
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:30,937
Hey, what the... Aah!

438
00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:32,722
Hey, that pokes, buddy! Aah!

439
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,390
Oh, my God, guy.

440
00:19:34,526 --> 00:19:36,142
Please! Please, I can't... Oh! No, please!

441
00:19:36,227 --> 00:19:37,143
No! No!

442
00:19:38,897 --> 00:19:40,563
No!

443
00:19:43,368 --> 00:19:44,901
Oh, look at them, Thomas.

444
00:19:44,986 --> 00:19:47,036
I think they really like each other.

445
00:19:47,122 --> 00:19:48,488
Yes, I have to admit,

446
00:19:48,573 --> 00:19:51,207
it seems they're actually
falling in Slow Cosby.

447
00:19:52,377 --> 00:19:53,438
I'll get it.

448
00:19:55,463 --> 00:19:56,796
Hey did you hear the news, buddy?

449
00:19:56,915 --> 00:19:58,664
The Canadian president
has been fucked to death.

450
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,583
Yes! Yes!

451
00:20:00,718 --> 00:20:01,883
What? Are you sure?

452
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:02,919
What is it, Thomas?

453
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:04,754
The Canadian president got
fucked to death, darling.

454
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:05,755
Oh, my goodness!

455
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,089
Should we go back to Canada, then?

456
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:08,508
Yes, I guess, let's go back.

457
00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:16,516
- See ya!
- Bye!

458
00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:17,934
It's been real, guy!

459
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:18,985
See ya, guy!

460
00:20:21,773 --> 00:20:23,940
Charlotte!

461
00:20:24,075 --> 00:20:27,527
I'll Skype you when I'm home, my love!

462
00:20:29,113 --> 00:20:30,770
Ah, I should've done the Hot Cosby.

463
00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:34,352
- You did it, Garrison!
- Thank you, Garrison!

464
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,954
Friends, I think I've proven

465
00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:40,590
that my policies work to get things done.

466
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:43,011
I know what my true calling is,

467
00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:46,148
and I am going to keep this
going all the way to Washington.

468
00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:51,653
Hold on! Wait! It wasn't me!

469
00:20:51,843 --> 00:20:53,803
I wasn't the one who
brought the Canadians here.

470
00:20:53,938 --> 00:20:55,777
It was something just like this.

471
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,287
Don't you see?

472
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:58,808
If there's anything we've learned,

473
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:02,195
it's that we have to stop this
kind of sensationalistic politics

474
00:21:02,313 --> 00:21:04,113
before the same thing happens to us,

475
00:21:04,199 --> 00:21:05,843
because if we let this kind of...

476
00:21:06,651 --> 00:21:08,117
this...

477
00:21:08,203 --> 00:21:10,152
kind of...

478
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,074
Dude.

479
00:21:15,159 --> 00:21:16,409
Unbelievable.

480
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,998
All right, my friends,
I have to say goodbye now

481
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:25,661
because I'm off to Washington
with my running mate.

482
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,512
Buckle up, buckaroo!

483
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:42,368
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