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♪
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(ship creaking)
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(faint voices in distance)
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Take it all, men!
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Leave nothing behind!
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(clamoring)
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(men shouting)
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(grunts)
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(cocks pistol)
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♪
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(shouts indistinctly)
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(shouts, excited chatter)
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(neighing)
Hyah!
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Good evening, my dear fellow.
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Would you be kind enough
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to escort my men and I
to the palace?
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Yeah.
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(gasping)
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What is the meaning of this?
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This, my good king,
is going to be remembered
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as a most historic night
in your delightful commonwealth.
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For tonight, you will be host
to the most brutal of scoundrels
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the seven seas has
ever encountered.
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Guard him.
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(cocks hammer)
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(shouts, excited chatter)
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CAPTAIN: Take your time, gents.
Plenty of swag for everyone.
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(grunts)
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That's a smart
look, chum.
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CAPTAIN:
Your order, if you don't mind.
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(grunts)
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(sniffs)
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Ah, me lady...
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what is that
delightful fragrance?
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It's called a bath.
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You should try it sometime.
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(laughter)
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CAPTAIN:
Pardon me
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for being so bold.
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Ah...
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Hmm!
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Now, then,
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can I trouble you for
the keys to the Treasury?
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♪
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OLD MAN:
Inside that vault was almost
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$3 million in gold,
silver and currency,
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and we took it all.
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(on video):
That night, the Royal Palace,
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the Treasury...
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and all
the large island companies
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were systematically plundered.
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We were a dying breed,
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the last remaining corsairs
on the seven seas.
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But the island of Oahu
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would be our greatest pillage.
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(Hawaii Five-O
theme song plays)
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♪ Hawaii Five-O 6x01 ♪
Mai ho`oni i ka wai Lana mâlie
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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♪ ♪
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Aloha ahiahi.
Ladies and gentlemen,
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my beautiful cousin Kono
has given me the duty and makana
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of being your entertainment
for tonight.
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But first I'd like you all
to give it up
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for the bride and groom.
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Here they are
for the very first time...
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Mr. and Mrs. Noshimuri.
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(people clapping)
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(man whoops)
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("Me Ke Aloha Pumehana" playing)
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(cheering and whooping)
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♪ Aloha
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♪ Pumehana Ia 'oe ♪
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♪ Ua kama'aina ♪
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♪ I ko Leo
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♪ Hone Ana
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♪ I ka Leo honehone
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♪ Ua kupa
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♪ I ko alo...
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So what happened?
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Gabriel pulled a gun on me
in the parking lot.
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GABRIEL:
I've changed my mind.
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No longer planning on leaving.
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It's only a matter of time
before you and your friends
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get in my way again.
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So I've come
to offer you a deal.
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Really?
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50% of his
growing drug empire
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seems like
a pretty generous offer.
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So what'd you say?
I told him he'd better pull the trigger,
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because if he didn't, I would
find him and put him down.
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Okay, wait a minute.
This guy comes at you
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at your cousin's wedding--
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he knows we're
all here.
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This is not about a bribe.
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He's trying to send us a message.
Yeah,
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and the message is saying
he ain't scared of us.
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Guys, look, I don't mean
to downplay how serious
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this was, but... let's
remember why we're here.
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You know what?
You're absolutely right.
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STEVE: Yes, she is.
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This is Kono and Adam's night--
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we should be celebrating
with them.
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Well, in that case,
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I better go find Her Majesty
and get my dance on.
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I'm gonna dance with Grace.
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What about you, sailor?
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You still got it?
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Oh, yeah, I still got it.
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You still got it?
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Oh-ho!
Let's go, hotshot.
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Bring it!
You coming?
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You kids go have fun--
I'll catch up with you.
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STEVE:
All right.
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("We Are Family" playing)
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Mrs. Grover?
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Are we going?
Yeah, we're going.
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♪ We are family
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♪ I got all my sisters with me
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Took you long enough.
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Let's dance.
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I don't know.
I'm a little weak
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in the knees right now.
Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
Come on.
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♪ Everyone can see
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♪ We're together ♪
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♪ As we walk on by
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♪ And ♪
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♪ And we fly
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♪ Just like birds of a feather
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♪ I won't tell no lie ♪
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♪ All ♪
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♪ All of the people
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♪ Around us, they say
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♪ Can they be that close?
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♪ Just let me state
for the record ♪
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Hey, cuz, come on,
let me see those moves.
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Absolutely.
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♪ We are family
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♪ Come on, y'all! ♪
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♪ I got my ohana with me ♪
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♪ Uh-huh, we are
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♪ Family
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♪ Get up, everybody, and sing
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♪ Whoo!
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♪ We are family
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♪ Come on, ohana, dance! ♪
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♪ I got my ohana with me ♪
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♪ Yeah
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♪ We are family
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♪ Come on, y'all! ♪
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♪ Get up, everybody,
and dance... ♪
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♪
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(phone rings)
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STEVE:
Hello.
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(groans softly)
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No, I'm awake.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
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That was some night.
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Yeah, it was pretty epic.
(chuckles)
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(sighs):
Um...
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I was kind of hoping you and I
could talk a little bit
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this morning.
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We will.
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Go. Go. I'll be here
when you get back.
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LUKELA:
Vic's name is Keanu Carson.
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40 years old, lives alone.
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DANNY: What else do we know
about this guy, Duke?
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No record.
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Neighbors say he was friendly.
Had a girlfriend,
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Isabelle Lono--
we're trying to track her down.
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Also, he wrote books.
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Airport fiction.
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Whoa, look at this.
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DANNY: What is it?
Videocassettes.
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When was the last time
you saw one of these?
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I don't know.
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DANNY:
It's all homemade stuff.
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STEVE:
Except there's one missing.
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"Byron Washburn Interview.
October 1975."
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Danny, look at that.
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All right,
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so Mr. Carson here is watching
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Byron Washburn interview
from 1975.
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Maybe the killer takes the
tape with him when he leaves.
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Right after he puts a bullet
in this guy.
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But who's Byron Washburn?
I don't know.
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Maybe this guy is writing
a airport novel about him.
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Well, if that's the case,
it looks like
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there's somebody out there who
doesn't want that story told.
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All right, open up.
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Wow.
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You made this?
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Don't look so surprised.
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Well, you've always had help.
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Yeah, well,
that's about to change.
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I meant what I said, Adam.
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None of this matters.
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I only want you.
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So come here.
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Come on.
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It's getting cold. Try it.
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You keep cooking like this,
I'll be fat in no time.
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I think I'd like you fat.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying...
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someday...
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I'd like to have a family
with you, Mrs. Noshimuri.
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I think I'd like that,
Mr. Kalakaua.
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Okay, I'm supposed to take
your last name, is that it?
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Come here.
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(doorbell rings)
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I got to get it.
Be right back.
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Just a sec.
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Delivery.
Mr. and Mrs. Noshimuri.
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Hey, more wedding gifts.
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(zapping, Adam grunting)
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Adam?
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Adam?
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(zapping)
(grunts)
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GROVER:
So, CSU
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processed Keanu Carson's house.
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It was clean, but we did
manage to get a lead on the name
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from the missing VHS tape.
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Byron Washburn, right?
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Beta.
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Excuse me?
That is
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a box for a Betamax tape,
not VHS.
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VHS is actually eight
percent larger than Betas.
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Incidentally, they were
inferior in every way.
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Beta had better
picture, better sound.
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But for some reason,
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the format never caught on
with the general public.
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Is that a conspiracy, too?
No.
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Just a basic
format war.
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Not everything's a conspiracy.
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I like you.
Why is he here?
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Oh, with Kono off
on her honeymoon,
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I asked Jerry
to pitch in.
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Think we're gonna need all the
help we can get on this one.
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Glad to have you, Jer.
You're welcome.
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Okay, so, can we, uh...
can we get back to Washburn?
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So, the guy's name appears
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on a publisher's press release
from back in 1975.
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Seems a local
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history teacher
named Dr. Nathan Exley
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was writing a book about a band
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of pirates operating
in the Pacific
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during the early 1880s,
and Washburn
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was the last surviving member
of the crew.
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Still had pirates
in the 1880s?
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Actually, you know, I remember
hearing about these guys
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when I was a kid. My uncle
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used to tell me
a bedtime story
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about this crew launching
a midnight raid on Oahu.
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Legend has it that they laid
siege to the island for hours
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before escaping with a treasure
worth millions.
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It's a fine haul, gents.
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Fine haul indeed.
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Of course that's just folklore.
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Hardly anyone believes
that they actually were here.
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But back in the day,
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these pirates actually did hit
dozens of islands,
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and they amassed
a huge treasure.
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The press release also says
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that Nathan Exley conducted
a series of video interviews
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with Washburn,
who at the time
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was 104 years old.
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Most of this treasure
wasn't recovered,
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so it's safe to assume
a lot of it's still out there.
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Maybe Washburn, on this tape,
said something that could lead
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to the rest of it.
274
00:13:45,007 --> 00:13:46,207
Okay, well,
that would definitely
275
00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:47,508
be information
worth killing for.
276
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All right, so let's just
talk to Exley
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and see what
Washburn told him.
278
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:51,446
Unfortunately, we can't.
279
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,680
Why not?
280
00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:54,249
Because dead men tell no tales.
281
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,882
Would you stop with the thing?
282
00:13:55,884 --> 00:13:56,950
I'm sorry. It was right there.
283
00:13:56,952 --> 00:13:58,585
Oh, hold on a second.
Exley's dead?
284
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,220
Presumably.
285
00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:02,356
He vanished right
after he started
286
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:04,458
working on his book
40 years ago.
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00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,326
Meanwhile, all of his research,
288
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:08,895
including the Washburn tapes,
ended up in a storage container,
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00:14:08,897 --> 00:14:11,265
where it remained untouched
for years.
290
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,666
Now, Exley's family kept paying
the tab for that container,
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00:14:13,668 --> 00:14:15,334
hoping he might come back
someday.
292
00:14:15,336 --> 00:14:17,169
He never did.
Eventually they gave up,
293
00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:19,739
and then, just a few
weeks ago, that container
294
00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:21,874
ended up being sold at an auction.
GROVER: And that's
295
00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:23,208
where the Vic comes in.
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00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,744
Keanu bought that container,
297
00:14:24,746 --> 00:14:25,878
and we think it's because
298
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,046
he was writing a book
on Dr. Nathan Exley.
299
00:14:28,048 --> 00:14:29,681
Whatever info
that pirate shared with Exley,
300
00:14:29,683 --> 00:14:31,115
chances are
he told somebody else.
301
00:14:31,117 --> 00:14:33,184
So let's find out
whatever we can, reach out
302
00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:35,687
to any known family members,
see if they know something.
303
00:14:41,059 --> 00:14:43,027
Some party last night.
304
00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:44,996
Epic. Epic party.
305
00:14:44,998 --> 00:14:46,497
You know, me and
Catherine-- we passed out
306
00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:47,831
as soon as we
walked in the door.
307
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,099
I woke up in my tux.
308
00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:51,735
So, I take it that means
you did not have the talk?
309
00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:53,537
What talk?
What talk? What are you...?
310
00:14:53,539 --> 00:14:55,472
The talk. We talked
about the talk.
311
00:14:55,474 --> 00:14:57,374
Remember? "How long you staying?
What are your plans?
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00:14:57,376 --> 00:14:58,648
What's going on with you and I?"
The talk.
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00:14:58,672 --> 00:14:59,242
Oh, the talk.
314
00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:01,077
Yeah.
Yeah. No, we didn't have the talk.
315
00:15:01,079 --> 00:15:02,513
I didn't get around to it.
Well, if
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00:15:02,515 --> 00:15:04,414
you'd like me to Cyrano that
conversation, I can do that.
317
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,349
You know, you just tell me when
and where, and I'll be there.
318
00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:08,150
Thank you. It's fine.
I got this.
319
00:15:08,152 --> 00:15:10,186
We'll, uh...
we'll have the talk.
320
00:15:10,188 --> 00:15:12,755
You know, if you're scared,
I can understand that.
321
00:15:12,757 --> 00:15:15,391
It's-it's okay to be scared.
You can admit that to me.
322
00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:17,360
Why would I admit that when
I'm not scared? I'm not scared.
323
00:15:17,362 --> 00:15:18,728
You're not?
No.
324
00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:19,895
No, 'cause I understand
that you're a Navy SEAL,
325
00:15:19,897 --> 00:15:21,963
and being fragile is not
something you are allowed to be,
326
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:23,965
being a Navy SEAL, so, you know,
327
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:26,034
if she hurt you once
pretty good, I imagine
328
00:15:26,036 --> 00:15:27,436
she... well, she might do it
again. That's understandable.
329
00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:28,503
Hey, listen to me for a second.
330
00:15:28,505 --> 00:15:29,771
Listen, I appreciate
your advice.
331
00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:30,939
I know you're trying
to do me a favor,
332
00:15:30,941 --> 00:15:33,141
but could you please,
please just stop talking?
333
00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:35,977
That's all, just... you know?
Okay.
334
00:15:35,979 --> 00:15:37,578
You want to be alone,
you want to be
335
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,480
miserable for the rest of
your life, don't listen to me.
336
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:42,316
You are alone and you
are always miserable,
337
00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:44,017
and-and that
is exactly why
338
00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:45,553
I'm not listening to you, okay?
339
00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:47,822
And that's also why I'm gonna
ask Catherine to marry me.
340
00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:50,725
Say that again.
341
00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:52,360
I said you're
always miserable.
342
00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:53,728
The other part!
343
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,628
I'm gonna ask
Catherine to marry me.
344
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:57,597
Well, it is about time.
345
00:15:57,599 --> 00:15:59,499
I agree with you.
346
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:02,134
It's, uh, something I should
have done a long time ago.
347
00:16:02,136 --> 00:16:03,737
I am very proud of you, buddy.
348
00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:07,173
Thank you.
This is fantastic, huh?
349
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,508
Look at this. See this?
350
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,042
This is me not miserable.
351
00:16:10,044 --> 00:16:11,977
I am happy right now for you.
352
00:16:11,979 --> 00:16:13,545
Give it time.
It'll pass, I'm sure.
353
00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:14,813
Hey, buddy, that's great!
354
00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:16,715
Hey, hey, I'm driving here.
What, are you crazy?!
355
00:16:16,717 --> 00:16:19,084
Yeah, it's good. Wow.
356
00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:22,721
I'm picking the tuxes.
Fine.
357
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:28,059
(blows landing)
358
00:16:28,061 --> 00:16:30,728
Stop it!
359
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:32,062
Nice of you to join us.
360
00:16:32,064 --> 00:16:33,731
Let him go.
361
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:35,867
Please.
362
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,035
He's done
nothing to you.
363
00:16:38,037 --> 00:16:39,169
(grunting)
364
00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:40,471
What do you
want from him?!
365
00:16:40,473 --> 00:16:42,440
(sighs, coughs)
366
00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:45,309
She's a little late
to the party.
367
00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:48,612
You catch her up?
368
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,782
(Adam panting)
369
00:16:51,784 --> 00:16:53,950
Gabriel wants me
to transfer all my assets
370
00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:56,286
to a holding company
he controls.
371
00:16:56,288 --> 00:16:57,921
GABRIEL:
Shouldn't be difficult, right?
372
00:16:57,923 --> 00:16:59,355
He was scheduled to transfer
373
00:16:59,357 --> 00:17:01,591
all that cash to his father's
ex-partner in three days.
374
00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:05,160
I'm just asking him
to move that money now.
375
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:07,630
If he does that,
the Yakuza will kill him.
376
00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:11,634
If he doesn't,
what do you think I'll do?
377
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:18,106
STEVE: Doctor, when was the last time
you spoke to your boyfriend?
378
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,941
A few days ago.
379
00:17:19,943 --> 00:17:21,342
Keanu was in research mode,
380
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,611
gearing up
to write his new book.
381
00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:25,413
Whenever
he started something new,
382
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:27,849
it was best just
to leave him be.
383
00:17:27,851 --> 00:17:30,117
You know, Keanu very recently--
he bought a, um...
384
00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:31,519
a storage container, uh,
385
00:17:31,521 --> 00:17:33,755
belonged to a guy
named Nathan Exley.
386
00:17:33,757 --> 00:17:35,189
Do you know
anything about that?
387
00:17:35,191 --> 00:17:37,558
Of course. That's who Keanu
was writing about.
388
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,193
The container had all
of Exley's research-- papers,
389
00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:41,829
tapes,
390
00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:43,497
his whole life's work, really.
391
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:46,567
He was like
this real-life Indiana Jones.
392
00:17:46,569 --> 00:17:48,435
I told Keanu
I thought Exley may have
393
00:17:48,437 --> 00:17:50,337
gone off in search
of pirate treasure.
394
00:17:50,339 --> 00:17:51,905
I figured he probably
395
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:54,740
died in the field or maybe
at the hands of a competitor.
396
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:56,576
Keanu was intrigued.
397
00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:58,177
Thought there was a story there.
398
00:17:58,179 --> 00:17:59,679
(sniffles)
399
00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,380
So when that container
became available,
400
00:18:01,382 --> 00:18:03,983
Keanu jumped at it.
401
00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:06,819
STEVE: Ma'am, there were
some videotapes
402
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:08,220
in the container
among Exley's work,
403
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:11,055
one of which had an interview
with a man named Byron Washburn.
404
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,357
Did Keanu ever mention
405
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,592
anything about that?
406
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,027
Yeah, but he didn't say
what was on it.
407
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,363
He was really excited
about it, though.
408
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,631
(sniffles,
phone beeps on)
409
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:22,801
Ah, he even left me a message
after he watched it.
410
00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:24,736
KEANU:
Baby, it's me.
411
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,237
You were right
about this professor.
412
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,338
I don't care
if this book sells or not.
413
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,840
We're gonna be rich.
414
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,275
Thank you.
415
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,879
Okay, from the sound
of that voice mail,
416
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,481
Keanu got hit with the same
treasure-hunting bug as Exley.
417
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,350
Right, which means that old sea
dog Washburn had to have said
418
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:41,952
something
about a missing fortune.
419
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,787
Clues, maybe a location even.
420
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,656
All right, look, buddy, I do
not know what's stranger, okay?
421
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:49,959
Somewhere out there there's a
130-year-old pirate treasure
422
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:51,427
that we're looking for,
423
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:54,564
or that the key to finding it is
on a 40-year-old Betamax tape.
424
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,965
Whatever the case may be,
425
00:18:55,967 --> 00:19:00,202
whoever's after that treasure
is willing to kill for it now.
426
00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:02,303
(alarm sounding)
TOUR GUIDE: Ladies and gentlemen, we've had
427
00:19:02,305 --> 00:19:04,673
a report of a gas leak.
Please use any
428
00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:06,207
available exit.
429
00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:08,043
Let's go.
430
00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:09,077
That's right, come on.
431
00:19:09,079 --> 00:19:11,212
Keep moving.
432
00:19:13,249 --> 00:19:15,450
(alarm continues blaring)
433
00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:28,162
GUARD:
Hold it right there!
434
00:19:28,164 --> 00:19:29,463
Put the painting down.
435
00:19:29,465 --> 00:19:32,867
Place your hands
on your head.
436
00:19:32,869 --> 00:19:36,102
That's right, keep your
hands where I can see them.
437
00:19:36,104 --> 00:19:37,604
(gasps)
438
00:19:37,606 --> 00:19:38,872
MAN:
Leave now.
439
00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:40,707
(gun chamber cocks)
440
00:19:48,894 --> 00:19:53,030
(tires screeching,
sirens blaring)
441
00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:04,073
(sirens blaring)
442
00:20:05,608 --> 00:20:06,508
Lou, what have we got?
443
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:07,342
Hostage situation.
444
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:08,376
GROVER:
Somebody calls in
445
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:09,477
a phony gas leak.
446
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,403
They tried
to evacuate the building.
447
00:20:12,405 --> 00:20:13,871
All of a sudden,
one of the security guards says
448
00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:15,573
this guy wearing
a gas company uniform
449
00:20:15,575 --> 00:20:17,542
trying to steal a painting.
450
00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:19,709
Must be
a very valuable painting.
451
00:20:19,711 --> 00:20:21,278
Well, it belonged to King
Kalakaua, so it's priceless.
452
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,446
You know, I'm starting to think
453
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:23,680
this was about more
than just an art theft, though.
454
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,014
What do you mean?
Remember that
455
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,683
bedtime story I was telling you
that my uncle told me?
456
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:27,250
Sure.
457
00:20:27,274 --> 00:20:29,274
In it, the pirates
storm 'Iolani Palace.
458
00:20:29,321 --> 00:20:30,954
And they steal anything
of value, including
459
00:20:30,956 --> 00:20:32,589
a painting of Manoa Valley.
460
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:34,391
Now the painting our perp
tried to steal?
461
00:20:34,393 --> 00:20:36,125
Also of Manoa Valley.
462
00:20:36,127 --> 00:20:37,560
Now, according
to the museum director,
463
00:20:37,562 --> 00:20:39,228
this particular painting
disappeared from the palace
464
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:41,482
in 1884, and it only resurfaced
465
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,732
40 years ago in the basement
of an old church.
466
00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:44,967
So, you're saying
it could be the same painting.
467
00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:46,969
I thought you said that your
uncle's story was just a legend.
468
00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:49,037
What if it isn't?
469
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,772
GROVER:
Look, whatever it is,
470
00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:52,707
here's the bottom line.
We got a killer
471
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,008
looking for some
19th century treasure.
472
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,243
Then, all of a sudden,
473
00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:57,145
somebody tries
to rip off a painting
474
00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:59,847
that may or may not be
connected to the same treasure?
475
00:20:59,849 --> 00:21:01,516
This ain't a coincidence.
476
00:21:01,518 --> 00:21:04,352
Our homicide and this
attempted theft are connected.
477
00:21:05,154 --> 00:21:07,155
All right,
we had any communication
478
00:21:07,157 --> 00:21:09,023
with the perp?
Nothing so far.
479
00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:12,659
Tac up. We're going in.
480
00:21:22,937 --> 00:21:25,205
Clear. - Clear.
- Clear.
481
00:21:25,973 --> 00:21:27,440
Clear.
Clear.
482
00:21:27,442 --> 00:21:28,741
Clear.
Clear.
483
00:21:28,743 --> 00:21:31,076
So, where is this guy?
484
00:21:31,078 --> 00:21:33,513
All right, this level has
three possible exfil points.
485
00:21:33,515 --> 00:21:35,114
Maybe he grabbed his hostage
486
00:21:35,116 --> 00:21:36,849
and slipped out
before backup arrived.
487
00:21:36,851 --> 00:21:38,751
Yeah,
but that doesn't make any sense.
488
00:21:38,753 --> 00:21:40,253
He already got away
with the painting.
489
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,987
What the hell
you gonna take a hostage for?
490
00:21:53,032 --> 00:21:55,500
This is good.
491
00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:56,868
What is it?
492
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:57,935
It's quiche.
493
00:21:57,937 --> 00:22:00,737
Tastes like eggs.
494
00:22:07,579 --> 00:22:08,912
(grunts)
495
00:22:11,316 --> 00:22:14,718
(sniffs, grunts)
What do you say?
496
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,420
What you're asking me to do
is not possible.
497
00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:19,589
I told you that.
Adam, I'm trying
498
00:22:19,591 --> 00:22:21,324
to be professional about this.
499
00:22:21,326 --> 00:22:25,195
There's absolutely no need
for anybody else to get hurt.
500
00:22:27,698 --> 00:22:29,399
Now, all you have
to do
501
00:22:29,401 --> 00:22:31,967
is give my friend Damon
here the account codes.
502
00:22:31,969 --> 00:22:34,136
We'll do
the rest.
503
00:22:35,572 --> 00:22:37,772
No.
504
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:44,279
KONO (muffled):
Adam.
505
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:45,880
(muffled protests)
506
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:48,183
(groans)
507
00:22:48,185 --> 00:22:49,451
(doorbell rings)
508
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:54,622
(doorbell rings)
509
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:55,823
It's for me.
510
00:22:57,193 --> 00:22:59,426
(groans)
511
00:23:11,841 --> 00:23:13,908
(exhales)
512
00:23:15,378 --> 00:23:18,479
GROVER: Pulled security footage
from the heist
513
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:20,648
and ran our thief
through facial rec.
514
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,149
Didn't get any hits
on the guy
515
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,385
but we did get one back
on his hostage.
516
00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:26,921
Hostage?
More like a co-conspirator.
517
00:23:26,923 --> 00:23:28,022
The girl's in on it.
518
00:23:28,024 --> 00:23:29,924
Guys, meet
519
00:23:29,926 --> 00:23:31,725
Miss Cindy Patterson.
She lives in Key West.
520
00:23:31,727 --> 00:23:33,494
She's got
a nice little record
521
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,563
for boat theft
and armed robbery,
522
00:23:35,565 --> 00:23:37,398
and, according to the
paper the FBI has on her,
523
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,134
she likes to run with an
unidentified accomplice
524
00:23:40,136 --> 00:23:42,469
who just so happens to fit
the same description as our guy.
525
00:23:42,471 --> 00:23:45,873
Okay. So Patterson hides out
in the museum somewhere while
526
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,875
her partner jacks
the painting.
527
00:23:47,877 --> 00:23:49,810
The security guard catches him
in the act, so she calls
528
00:23:49,812 --> 00:23:52,513
an audible and pretends
to be an innocent bystander.
529
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:53,814
JERRY:
Well,
530
00:23:53,816 --> 00:23:55,216
I did it again.
531
00:23:55,218 --> 00:23:56,083
DANNY:
What'd you do?
532
00:23:56,085 --> 00:23:59,119
I think I blew this case
wide open.
533
00:23:59,121 --> 00:24:02,356
Excuse me.
534
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,924
Well, are you gonna tell us what
you did or are you gonna break
535
00:24:03,926 --> 00:24:05,593
your arm, patting
yourself on the back?
536
00:24:05,595 --> 00:24:09,163
Your stolen painting
is a treasure map.
537
00:24:09,165 --> 00:24:12,233
I'm almost sure of
it. Check this out.
538
00:24:12,235 --> 00:24:14,401
Here's the painting
as it looked when it hung
539
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:16,670
in the palace,
shortly before it disappeared.
540
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:19,440
And here is how it looked
541
00:24:19,442 --> 00:24:21,442
when it was recovered
40 years ago.
542
00:24:21,444 --> 00:24:22,710
Note...
543
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,812
the tear
in the canvas.
544
00:24:24,814 --> 00:24:26,180
Now, if you believe
the pirate raid
545
00:24:26,182 --> 00:24:27,548
actually happened--
546
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,617
and I think we're all on board
with that now--
547
00:24:29,619 --> 00:24:31,151
then this
damage occurred
548
00:24:31,153 --> 00:24:33,287
while the painting was
in the hands of the crew.
549
00:24:33,289 --> 00:24:34,588
Obviously, it could
have been an accident,
550
00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:37,391
but there is
also another possibility:
551
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,293
the pirates did this on purpose.
552
00:24:39,295 --> 00:24:40,861
See,
I'm thinking,
553
00:24:40,863 --> 00:24:43,230
after they pillaged Oahu,
something happened
554
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,799
which forced 'em to hide
the treasure here on the island.
555
00:24:45,801 --> 00:24:48,235
Maybe the Army was after them.
Who knows?
556
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,070
I think they stashed
the treasure with the intention
557
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,605
of coming back for it later.
558
00:24:51,607 --> 00:24:53,440
Except they didn't have time
to draw a treasure map,
559
00:24:53,442 --> 00:24:55,776
so instead they made
this painting the map.
560
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:57,945
See, all they had to do
561
00:24:57,947 --> 00:24:59,246
was pick a spot in the painting,
562
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:02,583
bury the treasure there,
and then mark the canvas.
563
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:03,917
It's pretty
nifty, right?
564
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,786
It's a total pirate move.
This is like
565
00:25:05,788 --> 00:25:08,255
waiting in line for
a Star Wars movie for you, huh?
566
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,024
Yeah. Kind of.
567
00:25:10,026 --> 00:25:11,091
Anyway,
568
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:12,493
taking into consideration
569
00:25:12,495 --> 00:25:15,262
a century's worth of foliage
growth and terrain shifts,
570
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,498
I've managed to pinpoint
the location of the treasure.
571
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,868
There. Just east
of Lua'alaea Falls.
572
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:22,936
That's where your booty is.
Ergo, that's where
573
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,873
your bad guys
are headed.
574
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:30,678
You do realize that this theory
of yours is completely...
575
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,080
Ridiculous.
GROVER: Damn right.
576
00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:35,349
Jerry, if the
painting is the map,
577
00:25:35,351 --> 00:25:37,584
why not just go to the
museum, pull out your phone,
578
00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:39,486
take a picture of
the damn painting?
579
00:25:39,488 --> 00:25:40,587
Got a point, Jerry.
580
00:25:40,589 --> 00:25:42,189
Your ignorance is adorable.
581
00:25:42,191 --> 00:25:42,972
What?
582
00:25:42,996 --> 00:25:45,013
You're thinking of these perps
as thieves.
583
00:25:45,194 --> 00:25:46,727
They're not thieves.
584
00:25:46,729 --> 00:25:48,896
They steal boats
and chase treasure.
585
00:25:48,898 --> 00:25:50,130
They're pirates.
586
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,232
And pirates pillage
as they go.
587
00:25:52,234 --> 00:25:53,467
It's what they do.
588
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,803
"Take it all.
Leave nothing behind."
589
00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,171
That's their
mantra.
590
00:25:57,173 --> 00:25:59,973
This painting belonged
to King Kalakaua himself.
591
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:03,077
It's priceless. There's no way
they'd leave that behind.
592
00:26:03,079 --> 00:26:07,047
Guys, have I ever
steered you wrong before?
593
00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:10,150
Trust me.
Thar be treasure in that spot.
594
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,420
Yo ho ho.
595
00:26:13,422 --> 00:26:16,290
♪ ♪
596
00:26:26,302 --> 00:26:28,168
Are we there yet?
597
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:32,639
Well, according to Jerry, it
should be right over this ridge.
598
00:26:32,641 --> 00:26:34,708
I'm just gonna
keep it real, man.
599
00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:36,577
If these perps are up here,
I'm gonna be way too damn tired
600
00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:37,678
to arrest 'em.
601
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,213
We could just shoot the guy
when we get there.
602
00:26:39,215 --> 00:26:40,981
Steve, you're good with that, right?
Yeah, you children
603
00:26:40,983 --> 00:26:42,416
done complaining yet
or what?
604
00:26:42,418 --> 00:26:43,751
Anybody got any bug spray?
I'm getting eaten alive
605
00:26:43,753 --> 00:26:46,553
out here.
Speaking about being eaten alive,
606
00:26:46,555 --> 00:26:48,422
Steve has something that
he would like to share
607
00:26:48,424 --> 00:26:51,024
with everybody, with the group.
I hope it's bug spray.
608
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,960
Danny. Come on. Really?
609
00:26:52,962 --> 00:26:53,534
You should share it.
610
00:26:53,558 --> 00:26:54,562
He's getting married.
(groans)
611
00:26:54,563 --> 00:26:56,063
What?
Hey. - Huh?
612
00:26:56,065 --> 00:26:58,532
(laughing):
Huh?
613
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:01,301
Yes, I was gonna propose
614
00:27:01,303 --> 00:27:04,505
to Catherine, unless,
of course, Big Mouth here
615
00:27:04,507 --> 00:27:06,306
already blew the surprise.
Well, that's
616
00:27:06,308 --> 00:27:07,941
great news.
Yeah, mazel tov, brother.
617
00:27:07,943 --> 00:27:09,176
Thank you.
618
00:27:09,178 --> 00:27:10,244
When's the big day?
619
00:27:10,246 --> 00:27:11,245
I don't know.
I got to...
620
00:27:11,247 --> 00:27:12,212
I got to get a ring
621
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,313
and find a location.
But soon.
622
00:27:13,315 --> 00:27:14,281
Look, I asked Rachel to marry me
623
00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:15,582
with a soda can ring.
624
00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:17,618
I think we all remember
how that worked out.
625
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:20,587
Hey, listen, she was,
uh, very surprised.
626
00:27:20,589 --> 00:27:22,589
It was very romantic.
I bet it was.
627
00:27:22,591 --> 00:27:24,725
It's a nice story, Danny, but I
want to do this right, you know?
628
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:26,093
It's been a long time coming,
so...
629
00:27:26,095 --> 00:27:30,864
You know, not that yours
wasn't right, but...
630
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,199
Well, if you're gonna
do it, do it right.
631
00:27:32,201 --> 00:27:34,034
STEVE:
I appreciate it.
632
00:27:35,137 --> 00:27:36,236
Guys,
633
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,571
over here!
634
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:47,648
All right,
635
00:27:47,650 --> 00:27:50,884
I'll guard the entrance.
636
00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:52,186
Seriously?
637
00:27:52,188 --> 00:27:54,421
Claustrophobia
does not go away.
638
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,590
Good luck, guys.
639
00:28:02,331 --> 00:28:04,531
Over here.
640
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:15,042
GROVER: Yeah, he's definitely
been here a while.
641
00:28:15,044 --> 00:28:16,577
You guys,
looks like we just solved
642
00:28:16,579 --> 00:28:18,712
the mysterious disappearance
of Professor Exley.
643
00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:33,512
(indistinct chatter)
644
00:28:39,019 --> 00:28:41,186
(indistinct police transmission)
645
00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:44,923
STEVE: Hey, guys.
Check this out.
646
00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:47,559
According to Exley's journal,
the pirate captain was afraid
647
00:28:47,561 --> 00:28:50,195
there was gonna be a mutiny
when they got out to sea.
648
00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:51,430
He figured
he needed some leverage,
649
00:28:51,432 --> 00:28:52,698
so he had the quartermaster
650
00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:53,999
and the first mate
651
00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:55,133
help him hide the treasure
652
00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:56,935
before they raised anchor.
653
00:28:56,937 --> 00:28:59,137
All right, so the captain
double-crossed his crew
654
00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:00,472
before they could
double-cross him.
655
00:29:00,474 --> 00:29:02,841
Okay, gentlemen. I have
completed my field examination.
656
00:29:02,843 --> 00:29:04,209
What you got?
There were no signs
657
00:29:04,211 --> 00:29:06,345
of foul play.
And based on the damage
658
00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:08,146
to the skull and the positions
of the remains
659
00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,215
inside the cave, it appears
660
00:29:10,217 --> 00:29:12,017
that
our intrepid professor
661
00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:13,285
took a bad fall
662
00:29:13,287 --> 00:29:15,754
and sustained
a fatal head injury.
663
00:29:17,091 --> 00:29:19,291
CHIN:
So his death was an accident?
664
00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:21,126
MAX:
I'm afraid so.
665
00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:22,961
I guess we should try
to reach out to the Exley family
666
00:29:22,963 --> 00:29:24,963
if we can,
give 'em some closure,
667
00:29:24,965 --> 00:29:27,165
if nothing else.
GROVER: Well, the techs have mapped
668
00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:29,468
every inch of that cave
and the surrounding area.
669
00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:31,036
There's no sign of buried treasure.
Well, maybe
670
00:29:31,038 --> 00:29:32,268
they moved the treasure
before he got here.
671
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:33,339
Nope.
672
00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:37,109
CSU said that nothing in the
area has been excavated. Ever.
673
00:29:37,111 --> 00:29:38,844
All right.
Well, then Exley and Jerry
674
00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,412
both got the location wrong.
675
00:29:40,414 --> 00:29:42,281
STEVE: Yeah, but according
to Exley's journal,
676
00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:43,949
the treasure's still
on the island.
677
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:47,119
Which means the killers
are still here.
678
00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:58,630
Yo. Boss man.
Want a slice?
679
00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:00,332
I got pineapple-pepperoni.
680
00:30:00,334 --> 00:30:01,700
A bit Luke, still tasty.
681
00:30:01,702 --> 00:30:03,702
No, I don't. Thank
you. Um, Jerry,
682
00:30:03,704 --> 00:30:05,938
I don't mean to be rude, but do
you have to work in my office,
683
00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:08,941
at my desk... with my stuff?
684
00:30:08,943 --> 00:30:10,142
Not if you gave me an office.
685
00:30:10,144 --> 00:30:11,443
Okay. I'll
consider it.
686
00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:13,145
How about that?
Okay.
687
00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:15,414
But don't take too long.
I do have options.
688
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,716
Noted.
689
00:30:17,718 --> 00:30:18,817
Do you have
something for me
690
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,886
in all this?
Hey, you know the old saying
691
00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:22,988
that the coconut doesn't fall
far from the tree?
692
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:25,924
I'm pretty sure it's "apple,"
but go on.
693
00:30:25,926 --> 00:30:27,726
Okay, whatever. But that woman
you're looking for,
694
00:30:27,728 --> 00:30:28,760
Cindy Patterson,
695
00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:29,761
it turns out
that not only
696
00:30:29,763 --> 00:30:31,063
is she a modern-day pirate,
697
00:30:31,065 --> 00:30:32,731
she's the descendant of one.
698
00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:35,167
What are you talking about?
Her mother's maiden name
699
00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:36,301
was Washburn.
700
00:30:36,303 --> 00:30:37,502
As in...
As in
701
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:38,737
Byron Washburn.
702
00:30:38,739 --> 00:30:40,339
She had it legally changed
to Patterson
703
00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:42,608
before Cindy was born.
Chin.
704
00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:43,642
Probably to distance herself
705
00:30:43,644 --> 00:30:45,110
from the legacy
of a murderous pirate.
706
00:30:45,112 --> 00:30:46,411
This is good.
What's up?
707
00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,280
All right, check it out.
Cindy Patterson
708
00:30:48,282 --> 00:30:50,148
is Washburn's
great-granddaughter.
709
00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:51,683
Apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
710
00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,318
Exactly what I said.
711
00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:59,291
Okay, so Carson buys
Exley's research at auction,
712
00:30:59,293 --> 00:31:01,860
discovers the Washburn
interview, and contacts
713
00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,228
the man's family
to offer them a look,
714
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,763
which is what a nice guy
would do.
715
00:31:04,765 --> 00:31:06,465
He makes this call
before he learns
716
00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:07,933
about the buried treasure,
717
00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:10,435
at which point he's already put
himself in danger.
718
00:31:11,572 --> 00:31:13,472
Doesn't this blow your mind?
719
00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:15,240
Your suspect
is a 21st century
720
00:31:15,242 --> 00:31:16,241
Anne Bonny.
721
00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:17,809
How cool is that?
722
00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:20,912
Except for the part
where she kills a guy.
723
00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,981
Yeah, except that part.
Oh,
724
00:31:22,983 --> 00:31:24,116
and I did some background
725
00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:25,584
on Cindy Patterson's
great-granddad.
726
00:31:25,586 --> 00:31:28,453
It turns out that he was
on staff here at the palace
727
00:31:28,455 --> 00:31:30,288
for a few years in the '40s,
but he got canned.
728
00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:32,357
What for?
Not sure.
729
00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:33,959
I'm gonna do
some digging
730
00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:36,762
in some old employee records,
see what I can find out. But...
731
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,997
I'm thinking folks discovered
that he had been a pirate.
732
00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:41,466
GROVER: Hey, guys, I
got something.
733
00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:43,669
Come on.
Good work, Jerry.
734
00:31:43,671 --> 00:31:45,637
So, I just got off with TSA.
735
00:31:45,639 --> 00:31:47,639
They told me
that Cindy Patterson flew here
736
00:31:47,641 --> 00:31:49,675
two days ago on a one-way ticket
from Florida.
737
00:31:49,677 --> 00:31:50,809
She was traveling
738
00:31:50,811 --> 00:31:52,611
with this guy.
Notice any resemblance?
739
00:31:52,613 --> 00:31:53,712
Same guy.
740
00:31:53,714 --> 00:31:55,414
Simon Moore's
his name.
741
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,349
What do we know about him?
Not much.
742
00:31:57,351 --> 00:31:59,117
But I checked with his
credit card companies.
743
00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,987
As soon as he got into town,
he rented a 40-foot sailboat.
744
00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:02,921
That boat's got to be
how they're planning
745
00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:04,790
to get the treasure
off the island.
746
00:32:08,529 --> 00:32:10,095
GABRIEL:
Wow.
747
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,177
Getting answers out of you two
is like pulling teeth.
748
00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,201
I'm sorry.
749
00:32:16,203 --> 00:32:18,503
That was in
poor taste.
750
00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:21,606
This can end.
751
00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:24,810
All you got to do is
give me the passcodes.
752
00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:30,549
No.
753
00:32:30,551 --> 00:32:33,051
No, don't do it!
(muffled shouting)
754
00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:35,587
(muffled protests)
755
00:32:35,589 --> 00:32:38,490
Your bride,
she's one tough lady.
756
00:32:38,492 --> 00:32:40,292
(muffled shouting)
757
00:32:40,294 --> 00:32:42,728
(whimpering)
758
00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:45,063
(muffled shouting)
759
00:32:45,065 --> 00:32:46,732
Something to say?
760
00:32:46,734 --> 00:32:49,234
Okay! Okay, you win.
761
00:32:49,236 --> 00:32:51,103
I'll give you
what you want.
762
00:32:51,105 --> 00:32:52,704
Just don't touch her again.
763
00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:54,039
No, don't do it!
764
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:56,174
Of course.
765
00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:01,313
No, Adam, no.
766
00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:02,581
Your turn.
767
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,816
Adam, no.
Give Damon the codes.
768
00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:08,620
The codes are useless.
769
00:33:08,622 --> 00:33:11,656
I made specific instructions
with my bank.
770
00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:14,893
The transfer can only
be initiated in person.
771
00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:22,434
Adam,
772
00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:24,035
if you're lying to me...
773
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,372
she's gonna die.
774
00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:28,874
Very slowly.
775
00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:31,042
And I'm gonna
make you watch.
776
00:33:31,044 --> 00:33:33,411
You understand?
Yeah.
777
00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:35,614
I understand.
778
00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:56,034
Clear.
Clear.
779
00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,803
OFFICER:
Clear.
780
00:34:00,641 --> 00:34:02,874
Maybe they haven't
recovered the treasure yet.
781
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,836
Or they have and they're
moving it some other way.
782
00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:08,446
Chin, what's that?
783
00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:10,782
Huh.
784
00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:13,218
So much for it
being priceless.
785
00:34:16,023 --> 00:34:17,322
They ripped the frame
off this thing.
786
00:34:17,324 --> 00:34:18,557
There must have been
something inside.
787
00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,458
Could've been some clue
on the canvas
788
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:21,726
or maybe
one of the borders.
789
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:23,595
All right, this painting
told them something.
790
00:34:23,597 --> 00:34:25,564
We need to figure out
what that is.
791
00:34:38,779 --> 00:34:41,046
♪ ♪
792
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,266
(loud knock)
793
00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:16,982
(grunts)
(gagging)
794
00:35:21,255 --> 00:35:23,421
(groans)
795
00:35:38,906 --> 00:35:40,739
Sorry for the wait,
Mr. Noshimuri,
796
00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:42,474
but the transfer's
now complete.
797
00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:49,180
(horn honking)
798
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,433
KONO:
Everybody get down!
799
00:36:09,770 --> 00:36:11,336
(shrieking)
800
00:36:41,134 --> 00:36:43,034
It's okay, it's okay.
801
00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:44,936
Call an ambulance!
802
00:36:44,938 --> 00:36:47,739
Please, he needs help.
803
00:36:48,909 --> 00:36:51,109
Somebody call an ambulance!
804
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:07,059
So what exactly are we
supposed to be looking for?
805
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:09,027
I don't know.
Jerry?
806
00:37:09,029 --> 00:37:11,062
This is everything
from the boat?
807
00:37:11,064 --> 00:37:13,265
Yeah, why?
808
00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,669
Geez.
809
00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:19,971
How'd I miss this?
This frame's wrong.
810
00:37:19,973 --> 00:37:22,274
What are you
talking about?
811
00:37:22,276 --> 00:37:23,809
Take a look. See?
812
00:37:23,811 --> 00:37:25,610
Different frames.
813
00:37:25,612 --> 00:37:26,845
When the painting
was originally stolen,
814
00:37:26,847 --> 00:37:29,047
the frame was brass.
This is wood.
815
00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:31,082
Okay, so the pirates changed it.
816
00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:33,618
But why would they
go through the trouble?
817
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:37,455
I think the key to finding this
treasure isn't the painting.
818
00:37:37,457 --> 00:37:40,325
It's the frame.
Uh-huh.
819
00:37:44,164 --> 00:37:46,665
Chin, I need a picture
of the painting.
820
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:49,534
Same size as the real thing.
821
00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:50,702
What are you doing, Jer?
822
00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:55,207
Take a look-- there's a notch
823
00:37:55,209 --> 00:37:57,442
on the back of each piece.
GROVER: He's right.
824
00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:58,844
JERRY:
Now pay attention.
825
00:37:58,846 --> 00:38:00,879
Each corner represents
826
00:38:00,881 --> 00:38:01,847
a direction.
827
00:38:01,849 --> 00:38:03,181
North, east,
828
00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:04,983
south, west.
829
00:38:16,997 --> 00:38:18,196
So who's gonna say it?
830
00:38:18,198 --> 00:38:19,564
You should say it.
831
00:38:19,566 --> 00:38:22,067
"X" marks the spot.
832
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,221
(jackhammering)
833
00:38:50,597 --> 00:38:53,265
♪ ♪
834
00:39:16,823 --> 00:39:18,957
We're almost done.
835
00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:35,740
Simon.
836
00:39:35,742 --> 00:39:38,910
Simon, I found it.
837
00:39:38,912 --> 00:39:43,348
Simon.
838
00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:57,762
Simon?
839
00:40:03,036 --> 00:40:05,070
Cover!
840
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,867
(grunts)
841
00:40:35,869 --> 00:40:37,769
(grunting)
Aah!
842
00:40:45,579 --> 00:40:47,012
(grunts)
843
00:41:13,907 --> 00:41:15,373
That's it, isn't it?
844
00:41:29,523 --> 00:41:31,222
Those better be solid gold.
845
00:41:35,462 --> 00:41:36,861
They're not.
846
00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:38,663
GROVER: I thought you said
this stuff was worth millions.
847
00:41:38,665 --> 00:41:41,699
Man, I can go down
to Aloha Pawn,
848
00:41:41,701 --> 00:41:43,668
buy everything in here
and the case
849
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:46,037
and still get change
back from a 20.
850
00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:47,439
That's the legend.
851
00:41:47,441 --> 00:41:49,541
You know, maybe the captain
buried this as a decoy.
852
00:41:49,543 --> 00:41:50,837
The real treasure
could still be out there.
853
00:41:50,838 --> 00:41:53,179
Yeah, well,
if it is, a lot of people
854
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:54,879
lost their lives for nothing.
855
00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:03,054
(car approaches, horn honks)
856
00:42:04,558 --> 00:42:06,357
Let me guess--
857
00:42:06,359 --> 00:42:08,726
you found some silverware
and a couple candlesticks.
858
00:42:08,728 --> 00:42:09,894
Yeah, how'd you know that?
859
00:42:09,896 --> 00:42:11,129
Went through the palace archive,
860
00:42:11,131 --> 00:42:12,797
found Washburn's
old employee record.
861
00:42:12,799 --> 00:42:14,432
The dude was fired from the gig
862
00:42:14,434 --> 00:42:16,201
because he was suspected
of stealing some silverware
863
00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:17,502
and a couple candlesticks.
864
00:42:17,504 --> 00:42:19,204
I'm shocked.
865
00:42:19,206 --> 00:42:21,466
I'm not really shocked, Jerry,
the guy was a pirate.
866
00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,676
No, he wasn't.
That's the crazy part.
867
00:42:23,677 --> 00:42:26,077
According to this,
Washburn was born in 1882.
868
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:28,546
Which means he lied
about his age to Exley.
869
00:42:28,548 --> 00:42:30,048
When those pirates were
doing their thing,
870
00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,249
Washburn was
still in diapers.
871
00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:33,218
So Washburn lied
about being a pirate.
872
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:34,886
Whole thing was a giant hoax.
Well, hell,
873
00:42:34,888 --> 00:42:36,754
the guy did work at the palace.
I'm sure he had some
874
00:42:36,756 --> 00:42:39,324
insider knowledge as to
the history of the place.
875
00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:41,759
Probably figured he could
use that plus the pirate legend,
876
00:42:41,761 --> 00:42:43,895
make himself some cash.
Everyone fell for it.
877
00:42:44,731 --> 00:42:47,398
Exley, Keanu, us.
878
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,635
His own great-
granddaughter.
879
00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:52,837
(phone rings)
880
00:42:55,976 --> 00:42:58,176
What are you doing,
calling me on your honeymoon?
881
00:43:10,824 --> 00:43:12,290
Hey.
882
00:43:25,205 --> 00:43:27,405
STEVE:
You okay?
883
00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:30,008
What are they saying?
884
00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,577
Um, uh, nothing, yet.
He's still in surgery.
885
00:43:32,579 --> 00:43:35,713
But even if he
pulls through,
886
00:43:35,715 --> 00:43:37,515
Gabriel got away
with the money that was meant
887
00:43:37,517 --> 00:43:40,618
to buy his freedom
from the Yakuza.
888
00:43:42,289 --> 00:43:44,355
Without it, we're both dead.
889
00:43:48,993 --> 00:43:55,493
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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