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♪
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(ship creaking)
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(faint voices in distance)
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Take it all, men!
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Leave nothing behind!
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(clamoring)
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(men shouting)
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(grunts)
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(cocks pistol)
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♪
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(shouts indistinctly)
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(shouts, excited chatter)
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(neighing)
Hyah!
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Good evening, my dear fellow.
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Would you be kind enough
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to escort my men and I
to the palace?
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Yeah.
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(gasping)
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What is the meaning of this?
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This, my good king,
is going to be remembered
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as a most historic night
in your delightful commonwealth.
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For tonight, you will be host
to the most brutal of scoundrels
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the seven seas has
ever encountered.
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Guard him.
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(cocks hammer)
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(shouts, excited chatter)
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CAPTAIN: Take your time, gents.
Plenty of swag for everyone.
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(grunts)
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That's a smart
look, chum.
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CAPTAIN:
Your order, if you don't mind.
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(grunts)
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(sniffs)
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Ah, me lady...
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what is that
delightful fragrance?
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It's called a bath.
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You should try it sometime.
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(laughter)
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CAPTAIN:
Pardon me
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for being so bold.
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Ah...
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Hmm!
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Now, then,
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can I trouble you for
the keys to the Treasury?
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♪
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OLD MAN:
Inside that vault was almost
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$3 million in gold,
silver and currency,
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and we took it all.
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(on video):
That night, the Royal Palace,
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the Treasury...
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and all
the large island companies
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were systematically plundered.
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We were a dying breed,
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the last remaining corsairs
on the seven seas.
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But the island of Oahu
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would be our greatest pillage.
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(Hawaii Five-O
theme song plays)
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♪ Hawaii Five-O 6x01 ♪
Mai ho`oni i ka wai Lana mâlie
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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♪ ♪
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Aloha ahiahi.
Ladies and gentlemen,
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my beautiful cousin Kono
has given me the duty and makana
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of being your entertainment
for tonight.
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But first I'd like you all
to give it up
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for the bride and groom.
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Here they are
for the very first time...
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Mr. and Mrs. Noshimuri.
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(people clapping)
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(man whoops)
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("Me Ke Aloha Pumehana" playing)
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(cheering and whooping)
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♪ Aloha ♪
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♪ Pumehana Ia 'oe ♪
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♪ Ua kama'aina ♪
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♪ I ko Leo ♪
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♪ Hone Ana ♪
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♪ I ka Leo honehone ♪
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♪ Ua kupa ♪
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♪ I ko alo... ♪
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So what happened?
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Gabriel pulled a gun on me
in the parking lot.
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GABRIEL:
I've changed my mind.
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No longer planning on leaving.
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It's only a matter of time
before you and your friends
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get in my way again.
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So I've come
to offer you a deal.
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Really?
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50% of his
growing drug empire
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seems like
a pretty generous offer.
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So what'd you say?
I told him he'd better pull the trigger,
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because if he didn't, I would
find him and put him down.
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Okay, wait a minute.
This guy comes at you
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at your cousin's wedding--
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he knows we're
all here.
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This is not about a bribe.
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He's trying to send us a message.
Yeah,
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and the message is saying
he ain't scared of us.
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Guys, look, I don't mean
to downplay how serious
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this was, but... let's
remember why we're here.
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You know what?
You're absolutely right.
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STEVE: Yes, she is.
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This is Kono and Adam's night--
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we should be celebrating
with them.
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Well, in that case,
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I better go find Her Majesty
and get my dance on.
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I'm gonna dance with Grace.
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What about you, sailor?
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You still got it?
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Oh, yeah, I still got it.
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You still got it?
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Oh-ho!
Let's go, hotshot.
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Bring it!
You coming?
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You kids go have fun--
I'll catch up with you.
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STEVE:
All right.
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("We Are Family" playing)
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Mrs. Grover?
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Are we going?
Yeah, we're going.
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♪ We are family ♪
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♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪
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Took you long enough.
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Let's dance.
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I don't know.
I'm a little weak
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in the knees right now.
Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
Come on.
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♪ Everyone can see ♪
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♪ We're together ♪
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♪ As we walk on by ♪
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♪ And ♪
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♪ And we fly ♪
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♪ Just like birds of a feather ♪
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♪ I won't tell no lie ♪
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♪ All ♪
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♪ All of the people ♪
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♪ Around us, they say ♪
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♪ Can they be that close? ♪
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♪ Just let me state
for the record ♪
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Hey, cuz, come on,
let me see those moves.
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Absolutely.
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♪ We are family ♪
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♪ Come on, y'all! ♪
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♪ I got my ohana with me ♪
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♪ Uh-huh, we are ♪
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♪ Family ♪
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♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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♪ We are family ♪
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♪ Come on, ohana, dance! ♪
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♪ I got my ohana with me ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ We are family ♪
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♪ Come on, y'all! ♪
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♪ Get up, everybody,
and dance... ♪
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♪
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(phone rings)
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STEVE:
Hello.
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(groans softly)
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No, I'm awake.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
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That was some night.
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Yeah, it was pretty epic.
(chuckles)
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(sighs):
Um...
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I was kind of hoping you and I
could talk a little bit
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this morning.
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We will.
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Go. Go. I'll be here
when you get back.
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LUKELA:
Vic's name is Keanu Carson.
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40 years old, lives alone.
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DANNY: What else do we know
about this guy, Duke?
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No record.
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Neighbors say he was friendly.
Had a girlfriend,
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Isabelle Lono--
we're trying to track her down.
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Also, he wrote books.
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Airport fiction.
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Whoa, look at this.
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DANNY: What is it?
Videocassettes.
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When was the last time
you saw one of these?
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I don't know.
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DANNY:
It's all homemade stuff.
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STEVE:
Except there's one missing.
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"Byron Washburn Interview.
October 1975."
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Danny, look at that.
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All right,
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so Mr. Carson here is watching
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Byron Washburn interview
from 1975.
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Maybe the killer takes the
tape with him when he leaves.
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Right after he puts a bullet
in this guy.
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But who's Byron Washburn?
I don't know.
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Maybe this guy is writing
a airport novel about him.
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Well, if that's the case,
it looks like
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there's somebody out there who
doesn't want that story told.
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All right, open up.
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Wow.
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You made this?
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Don't look so surprised.
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Well, you've always had help.
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Yeah, well,
that's about to change.
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I meant what I said, Adam.
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None of this matters.
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I only want you.
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So come here.
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Come on.
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It's getting cold. Try it.
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You keep cooking like this,
I'll be fat in no time.
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I think I'd like you fat.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying...
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someday...
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I'd like to have a family
with you, Mrs. Noshimuri.
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I think I'd like that,
Mr. Kalakaua.
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Okay, I'm supposed to take
your last name, is that it?
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Come here.
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(doorbell rings)
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I got to get it.
Be right back.
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Just a sec.
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Delivery.
Mr. and Mrs. Noshimuri.
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Hey, more wedding gifts.
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(zapping, Adam grunting)
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Adam?
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Adam?
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(zapping)
(grunts)
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GROVER:
So, CSU
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processed Keanu Carson's house.
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It was clean, but we did
manage to get a lead on the name
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from the missing VHS tape.
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Byron Washburn, right?
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Beta.
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Excuse me?
That is
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a box for a Betamax tape,
not VHS.
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VHS is actually eight
percent larger than Betas.
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Incidentally, they were
inferior in every way.
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Beta had better
picture, better sound.
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But for some reason,
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the format never caught on
with the general public.
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Is that a conspiracy, too?
No.
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Just a basic
format war.
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Not everything's a conspiracy.
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I like you.
Why is he here?
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Oh, with Kono off
on her honeymoon,
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I asked Jerry
to pitch in.
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Think we're gonna need all the
help we can get on this one.
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Glad to have you, Jer.
You're welcome.
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Okay, so, can we, uh...
can we get back to Washburn?
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So, the guy's name appears
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on a publisher's press release
from back in 1975.
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Seems a local
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history teacher
named Dr. Nathan Exley
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was writing a book about a band
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of pirates operating
in the Pacific
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during the early 1880s,
and Washburn
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was the last surviving member
of the crew.
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Still had pirates
in the 1880s?
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Actually, you know, I remember
hearing about these guys
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when I was a kid. My uncle
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used to tell me
a bedtime story
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about this crew launching
a midnight raid on Oahu.
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Legend has it that they laid
siege to the island for hours
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before escaping with a treasure
worth millions.
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It's a fine haul, gents.
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Fine haul indeed.
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Of course that's just folklore.
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Hardly anyone believes
that they actually were here.
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But back in the day,
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these pirates actually did hit
dozens of islands,
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and they amassed
a huge treasure.
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The press release also says
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that Nathan Exley conducted
a series of video interviews
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with Washburn,
who at the time
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was 104 years old.
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Most of this treasure
wasn't recovered,
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so it's safe to assume
a lot of it's still out there.
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Maybe Washburn, on this tape,
said something that could lead
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to the rest of it.
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Okay, well,
that would definitely
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be information
worth killing for.
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All right, so let's just
talk to Exley
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and see what
Washburn told him.
278
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Unfortunately, we can't.
279
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Why not?
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Because dead men tell no tales.
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Would you stop with the thing?
282
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I'm sorry. It was right there.
283
00:13:54,152 --> 00:13:55,785
Oh, hold on a second.
Exley's dead?
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Presumably.
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He vanished right
after he started
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working on his book
40 years ago.
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00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,526
Meanwhile, all of his research,
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including the Washburn tapes,
ended up in a storage container,
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where it remained untouched
for years.
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00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,866
Now, Exley's family kept paying
the tab for that container,
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00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:12,534
hoping he might come back
someday.
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00:14:12,536 --> 00:14:14,369
He never did.
Eventually they gave up,
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and then, just a few
weeks ago, that container
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ended up being sold at an auction.
GROVER: And that's
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where the Vic comes in.
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Keanu bought that container,
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00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:23,078
and we think it's because
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he was writing a book
on Dr. Nathan Exley.
299
00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:26,881
Whatever info
that pirate shared with Exley,
300
00:14:26,883 --> 00:14:28,315
chances are
he told somebody else.
301
00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:30,384
So let's find out
whatever we can, reach out
302
00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:32,887
to any known family members,
see if they know something.
303
00:14:38,259 --> 00:14:40,227
Some party last night.
304
00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:42,196
Epic. Epic party.
305
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:43,697
You know, me and
Catherine-- we passed out
306
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,031
as soon as we
walked in the door.
307
00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:46,299
I woke up in my tux.
308
00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:48,935
So, I take it that means
you did not have the talk?
309
00:14:48,937 --> 00:14:50,737
What talk?
What talk? What are you...?
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00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:52,672
The talk. We talked
about the talk.
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00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,574
Remember? "How long you staying?
What are your plans?
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00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:55,848
What's going on with you and I?"
The talk.
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00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:56,442
Oh, the talk.
314
00:14:56,444 --> 00:14:58,277
Yeah.
Yeah. No, we didn't have the talk.
315
00:14:58,279 --> 00:14:59,713
I didn't get around to it.
Well, if
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00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:01,614
you'd like me to Cyrano that
conversation, I can do that.
317
00:15:01,616 --> 00:15:03,549
You know, you just tell me when
and where, and I'll be there.
318
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:05,350
Thank you. It's fine.
I got this.
319
00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:07,386
We'll, uh...
we'll have the talk.
320
00:15:07,388 --> 00:15:09,955
You know, if you're scared,
I can understand that.
321
00:15:09,957 --> 00:15:12,591
It's-it's okay to be scared.
You can admit that to me.
322
00:15:12,593 --> 00:15:14,560
Why would I admit that when
I'm not scared? I'm not scared.
323
00:15:14,562 --> 00:15:15,928
You're not?
No.
324
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,095
No, 'cause I understand
that you're a Navy SEAL,
325
00:15:17,097 --> 00:15:19,163
and being fragile is not
something you are allowed to be,
326
00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:21,165
being a Navy SEAL, so, you know,
327
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:23,234
if she hurt you once
pretty good, I imagine
328
00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:24,636
she... well, she might do it
again. That's understandable.
329
00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:25,703
Hey, listen to me for a second.
330
00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:26,971
Listen, I appreciate
your advice.
331
00:15:26,973 --> 00:15:28,139
I know you're trying
to do me a favor,
332
00:15:28,141 --> 00:15:30,341
but could you please,
please just stop talking?
333
00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:33,177
That's all, just... you know?
Okay.
334
00:15:33,179 --> 00:15:34,778
You want to be alone,
you want to be
335
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,680
miserable for the rest of
your life, don't listen to me.
336
00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:39,516
You are alone and you
are always miserable,
337
00:15:39,518 --> 00:15:41,217
and-and that
is exactly why
338
00:15:41,219 --> 00:15:42,753
I'm not listening to you, okay?
339
00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:45,022
And that's also why I'm gonna
ask Catherine to marry me.
340
00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:47,925
Say that again.
341
00:15:47,927 --> 00:15:49,560
I said you're
always miserable.
342
00:15:49,562 --> 00:15:50,928
The other part!
343
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,828
I'm gonna ask
Catherine to marry me.
344
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,797
Well, it is about time.
345
00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:56,699
I agree with you.
346
00:15:56,701 --> 00:15:59,334
It's, uh, something I should
have done a long time ago.
347
00:15:59,336 --> 00:16:00,937
I am very proud of you, buddy.
348
00:16:00,939 --> 00:16:04,373
Thank you.
This is fantastic, huh?
349
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,708
Look at this. See this?
350
00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,242
This is me not miserable.
351
00:16:07,244 --> 00:16:09,177
I am happy right now for you.
352
00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:10,745
Give it time.
It'll pass, I'm sure.
353
00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,013
Hey, buddy, that's great!
354
00:16:12,015 --> 00:16:13,915
Hey, hey, I'm driving here.
What, are you crazy?!
355
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,284
Yeah, it's good. Wow.
356
00:16:16,286 --> 00:16:19,921
I'm picking the tuxes.
Fine.
357
00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:25,259
(blows landing)
358
00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:27,928
Stop it!
359
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,262
Nice of you to join us.
360
00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:30,931
Let him go.
361
00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:33,067
Please.
362
00:16:33,069 --> 00:16:35,235
He's done
nothing to you.
363
00:16:35,237 --> 00:16:36,369
(grunting)
364
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,671
What do you
want from him?!
365
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:39,640
(sighs, coughs)
366
00:16:39,642 --> 00:16:42,509
She's a little late
to the party.
367
00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:45,812
You catch her up?
368
00:16:47,314 --> 00:16:48,982
(Adam panting)
369
00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:51,150
Gabriel wants me
to transfer all my assets
370
00:16:51,152 --> 00:16:53,486
to a holding company
he controls.
371
00:16:53,488 --> 00:16:55,121
GABRIEL:
Shouldn't be difficult, right?
372
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:56,555
He was scheduled to transfer
373
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,791
all that cash to his father's
ex-partner in three days.
374
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:02,360
I'm just asking him
to move that money now.
375
00:17:02,362 --> 00:17:04,830
If he does that,
the Yakuza will kill him.
376
00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:08,834
If he doesn't,
what do you think I'll do?
377
00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:15,306
STEVE: Doctor, when was the last time
you spoke to your boyfriend?
378
00:17:15,308 --> 00:17:17,141
A few days ago.
379
00:17:17,143 --> 00:17:18,542
Keanu was in research mode,
380
00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:20,811
gearing up
to write his new book.
381
00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:22,613
Whenever
he started something new,
382
00:17:22,615 --> 00:17:25,049
it was best just
to leave him be.
383
00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:27,317
You know, Keanu very recently--
he bought a, um...
384
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:28,719
a storage container, uh,
385
00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:30,955
belonged to a guy
named Nathan Exley.
386
00:17:30,957 --> 00:17:32,389
Do you know
anything about that?
387
00:17:32,391 --> 00:17:34,758
Of course. That's who Keanu
was writing about.
388
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,393
The container had all
of Exley's research-- papers,
389
00:17:37,395 --> 00:17:39,029
tapes,
390
00:17:39,031 --> 00:17:40,697
his whole life's work, really.
391
00:17:40,699 --> 00:17:43,767
He was like
this real-life Indiana Jones.
392
00:17:43,769 --> 00:17:45,635
I told Keanu
I thought Exley may have
393
00:17:45,637 --> 00:17:47,537
gone off in search
of pirate treasure.
394
00:17:47,539 --> 00:17:49,105
I figured he probably
395
00:17:49,107 --> 00:17:51,940
died in the field or maybe
at the hands of a competitor.
396
00:17:51,942 --> 00:17:53,776
Keanu was intrigued.
397
00:17:53,778 --> 00:17:55,377
Thought there was a story there.
398
00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:56,879
(sniffles)
399
00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:58,580
So when that container
became available,
400
00:17:58,582 --> 00:18:01,183
Keanu jumped at it.
401
00:18:01,185 --> 00:18:04,019
STEVE: Ma'am, there were
some videotapes
402
00:18:04,021 --> 00:18:05,420
in the container
among Exley's work,
403
00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:08,255
one of which had an interview
with a man named Byron Washburn.
404
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:09,557
Did Keanu ever mention
405
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,792
anything about that?
406
00:18:10,794 --> 00:18:13,227
Yeah, but he didn't say
what was on it.
407
00:18:13,229 --> 00:18:15,563
He was really excited
about it, though.
408
00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:16,831
(sniffles,
phone beeps on)
409
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:20,001
Ah, he even left me a message
after he watched it.
410
00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:21,936
KEANU:
Baby, it's me.
411
00:18:21,938 --> 00:18:23,437
You were right
about this professor.
412
00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:25,538
I don't care
if this book sells or not.
413
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,040
We're gonna be rich.
414
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:29,475
Thank you.
415
00:18:29,477 --> 00:18:32,079
Okay, from the sound
of that voice mail,
416
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:34,681
Keanu got hit with the same
treasure-hunting bug as Exley.
417
00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:37,550
Right, which means that old sea
dog Washburn had to have said
418
00:18:37,552 --> 00:18:39,152
something
about a missing fortune.
419
00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:40,987
Clues, maybe a location even.
420
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,856
All right, look, buddy, I do
not know what's stranger, okay?
421
00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:47,159
Somewhere out there there's a
130-year-old pirate treasure
422
00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:48,627
that we're looking for,
423
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,764
or that the key to finding it is
on a 40-year-old Betamax tape.
424
00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:53,165
Whatever the case may be,
425
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:57,402
whoever's after that treasure
is willing to kill for it now.
426
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,503
(alarm sounding)
TOUR GUIDE: Ladies and gentlemen, we've had
427
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,873
a report of a gas leak.
Please use any
428
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,407
available exit.
429
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,243
Let's go.
430
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,277
That's right, come on.
431
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,412
Keep moving.
432
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,650
(alarm continues blaring)
433
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:25,362
GUARD:
Hold it right there!
434
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,663
Put the painting down.
435
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,067
Place your hands
on your head.
436
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:33,302
That's right, keep your
hands where I can see them.
437
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:34,804
(gasps)
438
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,072
MAN:
Leave now.
439
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,907
(gun chamber cocks)
440
00:19:44,094 --> 00:19:48,230
(tires screeching,
sirens blaring)
441
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:59,273
(sirens blaring)
442
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:01,708
Chin, what have we got?
443
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:02,542
Hostage situation.
444
00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:03,576
GROVER:
Somebody calls in
445
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,677
a phony gas leak.
446
00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:07,603
They tried
to evacuate the building.
447
00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:09,071
All of a sudden,
one of the security guards says
448
00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:10,773
this guy wearing
a gas company uniform
449
00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:12,742
trying to steal a painting.
450
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,909
Must be
a very valuable painting.
451
00:20:14,911 --> 00:20:16,478
Well, it belonged to King
Kalakaua, so it's priceless.
452
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,646
You know, I'm starting to think
453
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:18,880
this was about more
than just an art theft, though.
454
00:20:18,882 --> 00:20:20,214
What do you mean?
Remember that
455
00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:21,883
bedtime story I was telling you
that my uncle told me?
456
00:20:21,885 --> 00:20:22,450
Sure.
457
00:20:22,474 --> 00:20:24,474
In it, the pirates
storm 'Iolani Palace.
458
00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:26,154
And they steal anything
of value, including
459
00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:27,789
a painting of Manoa Valley.
460
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,591
Now the painting our perp
tried to steal?
461
00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:31,325
Also of Manoa Valley.
462
00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:32,760
Now, according
to the museum director,
463
00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:34,428
this particular painting
disappeared from the palace
464
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,682
in 1884, and it only resurfaced
465
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:37,932
40 years ago in the basement
of an old church.
466
00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:40,167
So, you're saying
it could be the same painting.
467
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:42,169
I thought you said that your
uncle's story was just a legend.
468
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:44,237
What if it isn't?
469
00:20:44,239 --> 00:20:45,972
GROVER:
Look, whatever it is,
470
00:20:45,974 --> 00:20:47,907
here's the bottom line.
We got a killer
471
00:20:47,909 --> 00:20:49,208
looking for some
19th century treasure.
472
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,443
Then, all of a sudden,
473
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:52,345
somebody tries
to rip off a painting
474
00:20:52,347 --> 00:20:55,047
that may or may not be
connected to the same treasure?
475
00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:56,716
This ain't a coincidence.
476
00:20:56,718 --> 00:20:59,552
Our homicide and this
attempted theft are connected.
477
00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:02,355
All right,
we had any communication
478
00:21:02,357 --> 00:21:04,223
with the perp?
Nothing so far.
479
00:21:05,925 --> 00:21:07,859
Tac up. We're going in.
480
00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:20,405
Clear. - Clear.
- Clear.
481
00:21:21,173 --> 00:21:22,640
Clear.
Clear.
482
00:21:22,642 --> 00:21:23,941
Clear.
Clear.
483
00:21:23,943 --> 00:21:26,276
So, where is this guy?
484
00:21:26,278 --> 00:21:28,713
All right, this level has
three possible exfil points.
485
00:21:28,715 --> 00:21:30,314
Maybe he grabbed his hostage
486
00:21:30,316 --> 00:21:32,049
and slipped out
before backup arrived.
487
00:21:32,051 --> 00:21:33,951
Yeah,
but that doesn't make any sense.
488
00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:35,453
He already got away
with the painting.
489
00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:37,187
What the hell
you gonna take a hostage for?
490
00:21:48,232 --> 00:21:50,700
This is good.
491
00:21:50,702 --> 00:21:52,068
What is it?
492
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:53,135
It's quiche.
493
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,937
Tastes like eggs.
494
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,112
(grunts)
495
00:22:06,516 --> 00:22:09,918
(sniffs, grunts)
What do you say?
496
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,620
What you're asking me to do
is not possible.
497
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,789
I told you that.
Adam, I'm trying
498
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,524
to be professional about this.
499
00:22:16,526 --> 00:22:20,395
There's absolutely no need
for anybody else to get hurt.
500
00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:24,599
Now, all you have
to do
501
00:22:24,601 --> 00:22:27,167
is give my friend Damon
here the account codes.
502
00:22:27,169 --> 00:22:29,336
We'll do
the rest.
503
00:22:30,772 --> 00:22:32,972
No.
504
00:22:38,279 --> 00:22:39,479
KONO (muffled):
Adam.
505
00:22:39,481 --> 00:22:41,080
(muffled protests)
506
00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:43,383
(groans)
507
00:22:43,385 --> 00:22:44,651
(doorbell rings)
508
00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:49,822
(doorbell rings)
509
00:22:49,824 --> 00:22:51,023
It's for me.
510
00:22:52,393 --> 00:22:54,626
(groans)
511
00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:09,108
(exhales)
512
00:23:10,578 --> 00:23:13,679
GROVER: Pulled security footage
from the heist
513
00:23:13,681 --> 00:23:15,848
and ran our thief
through facial rec.
514
00:23:15,850 --> 00:23:17,349
Didn't get any hits
on the guy
515
00:23:17,351 --> 00:23:19,585
but we did get one back
on his hostage.
516
00:23:19,587 --> 00:23:22,121
Hostage?
More like a co-conspirator.
517
00:23:22,123 --> 00:23:23,222
The girl's in on it.
518
00:23:23,224 --> 00:23:25,124
Guys, meet
519
00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:26,925
Miss Cindy Patterson.
She lives in Key West.
520
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,694
She's got
a nice little record
521
00:23:28,696 --> 00:23:30,763
for boat theft
and armed robbery,
522
00:23:30,765 --> 00:23:32,598
and, according to the
paper the FBI has on her,
523
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,334
she likes to run with an
unidentified accomplice
524
00:23:35,336 --> 00:23:37,669
who just so happens to fit
the same description as our guy.
525
00:23:37,671 --> 00:23:41,073
Okay. So Patterson hides out
in the museum somewhere while
526
00:23:41,075 --> 00:23:43,075
her partner jacks
the painting.
527
00:23:43,077 --> 00:23:45,010
The security guard catches him
in the act, so she calls
528
00:23:45,012 --> 00:23:47,713
an audible and pretends
to be an innocent bystander.
529
00:23:47,715 --> 00:23:49,014
JERRY:
Well,
530
00:23:49,016 --> 00:23:50,416
I did it again.
531
00:23:50,418 --> 00:23:51,283
DANNY:
What'd you do?
532
00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:54,319
I think I blew this case
wide open.
533
00:23:54,321 --> 00:23:57,556
Excuse me.
534
00:23:57,558 --> 00:23:59,124
Well, are you gonna tell us what
you did or are you gonna break
535
00:23:59,126 --> 00:24:00,793
your arm, patting
yourself on the back?
536
00:24:00,795 --> 00:24:04,363
Your stolen painting
is a treasure map.
537
00:24:04,365 --> 00:24:07,433
I'm almost sure of
it. Check this out.
538
00:24:07,435 --> 00:24:09,601
Here's the painting
as it looked when it hung
539
00:24:09,603 --> 00:24:11,870
in the palace,
shortly before it disappeared.
540
00:24:11,872 --> 00:24:14,640
And here is how it looked
541
00:24:14,642 --> 00:24:16,642
when it was recovered
40 years ago.
542
00:24:16,644 --> 00:24:17,910
Note...
543
00:24:17,912 --> 00:24:20,012
the tear
in the canvas.
544
00:24:20,014 --> 00:24:21,380
Now, if you believe
the pirate raid
545
00:24:21,382 --> 00:24:22,748
actually happened--
546
00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,817
and I think we're all on board
with that now--
547
00:24:24,819 --> 00:24:26,351
then this
damage occurred
548
00:24:26,353 --> 00:24:28,487
while the painting was
in the hands of the crew.
549
00:24:28,489 --> 00:24:29,788
Obviously, it could
have been an accident,
550
00:24:29,790 --> 00:24:32,591
but there is
also another possibility:
551
00:24:32,593 --> 00:24:34,493
the pirates did this on purpose.
552
00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:36,061
See,
I'm thinking,
553
00:24:36,063 --> 00:24:38,430
after they pillaged Oahu,
something happened
554
00:24:38,432 --> 00:24:40,999
which forced 'em to hide
the treasure here on the island.
555
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,435
Maybe the Army was after them.
Who knows?
556
00:24:43,437 --> 00:24:45,270
I think they stashed
the treasure with the intention
557
00:24:45,272 --> 00:24:46,805
of coming back for it later.
558
00:24:46,807 --> 00:24:48,640
Except they didn't have time
to draw a treasure map,
559
00:24:48,642 --> 00:24:50,976
so instead they made
this painting the map.
560
00:24:50,978 --> 00:24:53,145
See, all they had to do
561
00:24:53,147 --> 00:24:54,446
was pick a spot in the painting,
562
00:24:54,448 --> 00:24:57,783
bury the treasure there,
and then mark the canvas.
563
00:24:57,785 --> 00:24:59,117
It's pretty
nifty, right?
564
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:00,986
It's a total pirate move.
This is like
565
00:25:00,988 --> 00:25:03,455
waiting in line for
a Star Wars movie for you, huh?
566
00:25:03,457 --> 00:25:05,224
Yeah. Kind of.
567
00:25:05,226 --> 00:25:06,291
Anyway,
568
00:25:06,293 --> 00:25:07,693
taking into consideration
569
00:25:07,695 --> 00:25:10,462
a century's worth of foliage
growth and terrain shifts,
570
00:25:10,464 --> 00:25:12,698
I've managed to pinpoint
the location of the treasure.
571
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:16,068
There. Just east
of Lua'alaea Falls.
572
00:25:16,070 --> 00:25:18,136
That's where your booty is.
Ergo, that's where
573
00:25:18,138 --> 00:25:21,073
your bad guys
are headed.
574
00:25:21,075 --> 00:25:25,878
You do realize that this theory
of yours is completely...
575
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,280
Ridiculous.
GROVER: Damn right.
576
00:25:28,282 --> 00:25:30,549
Jerry, if the
painting is the map,
577
00:25:30,551 --> 00:25:32,784
why not just go to the
museum, pull out your phone,
578
00:25:32,786 --> 00:25:34,686
take a picture of
the damn painting?
579
00:25:34,688 --> 00:25:35,787
Got a point, Jerry.
580
00:25:35,789 --> 00:25:37,389
Your ignorance is adorable.
581
00:25:37,391 --> 00:25:38,172
What?
582
00:25:38,196 --> 00:25:40,213
You're thinking of these perps
as thieves.
583
00:25:40,394 --> 00:25:41,927
They're not thieves.
584
00:25:41,929 --> 00:25:44,096
They steal boats
and chase treasure.
585
00:25:44,098 --> 00:25:45,330
They're pirates.
586
00:25:45,332 --> 00:25:47,432
And pirates pillage
as they go.
587
00:25:47,434 --> 00:25:48,667
It's what they do.
588
00:25:48,669 --> 00:25:51,003
"Take it all.
Leave nothing behind."
589
00:25:51,005 --> 00:25:52,371
That's their
mantra.
590
00:25:52,373 --> 00:25:55,173
This painting belonged
to King Kalakaua himself.
591
00:25:55,175 --> 00:25:58,277
It's priceless. There's no way
they'd leave that behind.
592
00:25:58,279 --> 00:26:02,247
Guys, have I ever
steered you wrong before?
593
00:26:02,249 --> 00:26:05,350
Trust me.
Thar be treasure in that spot.
594
00:26:06,854 --> 00:26:08,620
Yo ho ho.
595
00:26:08,622 --> 00:26:11,490
♪
♪
596
00:26:21,502 --> 00:26:23,368
Are we there yet?
597
00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:27,839
Well, according to Jerry, it
should be right over this ridge.
598
00:26:27,841 --> 00:26:29,908
I'm just gonna
keep it real, man.
599
00:26:29,910 --> 00:26:31,777
If these perps are up here,
I'm gonna be way too damn tired
600
00:26:31,779 --> 00:26:32,878
to arrest 'em.
601
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,413
We could just shoot the guy
when we get there.
602
00:26:34,415 --> 00:26:36,181
Steve, you're good with that, right?
Yeah, you children
603
00:26:36,183 --> 00:26:37,616
done complaining yet
or what?
604
00:26:37,618 --> 00:26:38,951
Anybody got any bug spray?
I'm getting eaten alive
605
00:26:38,953 --> 00:26:41,753
out here.
Speaking about being eaten alive,
606
00:26:41,755 --> 00:26:43,622
Steve has something that
he would like to share
607
00:26:43,624 --> 00:26:46,224
with everybody, with the group.
I hope it's bug spray.
608
00:26:46,226 --> 00:26:48,160
Danny. Come on. Really?
609
00:26:48,162 --> 00:26:48,734
You should share it.
610
00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:49,762
He's getting married.
(groans)
611
00:26:49,763 --> 00:26:51,263
What?
Hey. - Huh?
612
00:26:51,265 --> 00:26:53,732
(laughing):
Huh?
613
00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:56,501
Yes, I was gonna propose
614
00:26:56,503 --> 00:26:59,705
to Catherine, unless,
of course, Big Mouth here
615
00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:01,506
already blew the surprise.
Well, that's
616
00:27:01,508 --> 00:27:03,141
great news.
Yeah, mazel tov, brother.
617
00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:04,376
Thank you.
618
00:27:04,378 --> 00:27:05,444
When's the big day?
619
00:27:05,446 --> 00:27:06,445
I don't know.
I got to...
620
00:27:06,447 --> 00:27:07,412
I got to get a ring
621
00:27:07,414 --> 00:27:08,513
and find a location.
But soon.
622
00:27:08,515 --> 00:27:09,481
Look, I asked Rachel to marry me
623
00:27:09,483 --> 00:27:10,782
with a soda can ring.
624
00:27:10,784 --> 00:27:12,818
I think we all remember
how that worked out.
625
00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:15,787
Hey, listen, she was,
uh, very surprised.
626
00:27:15,789 --> 00:27:17,789
It was very romantic.
I bet it was.
627
00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:19,925
It's a nice story, Danny, but I
want to do this right, you know?
628
00:27:19,927 --> 00:27:21,293
It's been a long time coming,
so...
629
00:27:21,295 --> 00:27:26,064
You know, not that yours
wasn't right, but...
630
00:27:26,066 --> 00:27:27,399
Well, if you're gonna
do it, do it right.
631
00:27:27,401 --> 00:27:29,234
STEVE:
I appreciate it.
632
00:27:30,337 --> 00:27:31,436
Guys,
633
00:27:31,438 --> 00:27:32,771
over here!
634
00:27:40,114 --> 00:27:42,848
All right,
635
00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:46,084
I'll guard the entrance.
636
00:27:46,086 --> 00:27:47,386
Seriously?
637
00:27:47,388 --> 00:27:49,621
Claustrophobia
does not go away.
638
00:27:49,623 --> 00:27:51,790
Good luck, guys.
639
00:27:57,531 --> 00:27:59,731
Over here.
640
00:28:07,141 --> 00:28:10,242
GROVER: Yeah, he's definitely
been here a while.
641
00:28:10,244 --> 00:28:11,777
You guys,
looks like we just solved
642
00:28:11,779 --> 00:28:13,912
the mysterious disappearance
of Professor Exley.
643
00:28:24,012 --> 00:28:26,212
(indistinct chatter)
644
00:28:31,719 --> 00:28:33,886
(indistinct police transmission)
645
00:28:35,657 --> 00:28:37,623
STEVE: Hey, guys.
Check this out.
646
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:40,259
According to Exley's journal,
the pirate captain was afraid
647
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:42,895
there was gonna be a mutiny
when they got out to sea.
648
00:28:42,897 --> 00:28:44,130
He figured
he needed some leverage,
649
00:28:44,132 --> 00:28:45,398
so he had the quartermaster
650
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,699
and the first mate
651
00:28:46,701 --> 00:28:47,833
help him hide the treasure
652
00:28:47,835 --> 00:28:49,635
before they raised anchor.
653
00:28:49,637 --> 00:28:51,837
All right, so the captain
double-crossed his crew
654
00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:53,172
before they could
double-cross him.
655
00:28:53,174 --> 00:28:55,541
Okay, gentlemen. I have
completed my field examination.
656
00:28:55,543 --> 00:28:56,909
What you got?
There were no signs
657
00:28:56,911 --> 00:28:59,045
of foul play.
And based on the damage
658
00:28:59,047 --> 00:29:00,846
to the skull and the positions
of the remains
659
00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:02,915
inside the cave, it appears
660
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:04,717
that
our intrepid professor
661
00:29:04,719 --> 00:29:05,985
took a bad fall
662
00:29:05,987 --> 00:29:08,454
and sustained
a fatal head injury.
663
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,991
CHIN:
So his death was an accident?
664
00:29:11,993 --> 00:29:13,826
MAX:
I'm afraid so.
665
00:29:13,828 --> 00:29:15,661
I guess we should try
to reach out to the Exley family
666
00:29:15,663 --> 00:29:17,663
if we can,
give 'em some closure,
667
00:29:17,665 --> 00:29:19,865
if nothing else.
GROVER: Well, the techs have mapped
668
00:29:19,867 --> 00:29:22,168
every inch of that cave
and the surrounding area.
669
00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:23,736
There's no sign of buried treasure.
Well, maybe
670
00:29:23,738 --> 00:29:24,968
they moved the treasure
before he got here.
671
00:29:24,992 --> 00:29:26,039
Nope.
672
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,809
CSU said that nothing in the
area has been excavated. Ever.
673
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,544
All right.
Well, then Exley and Jerry
674
00:29:31,546 --> 00:29:33,112
both got the location wrong.
675
00:29:33,114 --> 00:29:34,981
STEVE: Yeah, but according
to Exley's journal,
676
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,649
the treasure's still
on the island.
677
00:29:36,651 --> 00:29:39,819
Which means the killers
are still here.
678
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:51,330
Yo. Boss man.
Want a slice?
679
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,032
I got pineapple-pepperoni.
680
00:29:53,034 --> 00:29:54,400
A bit Luke, still tasty.
681
00:29:54,402 --> 00:29:56,402
No, I don't. Thank
you. Um, Jerry,
682
00:29:56,404 --> 00:29:58,638
I don't mean to be rude, but do
you have to work in my office,
683
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,641
at my desk... with my stuff?
684
00:30:01,643 --> 00:30:02,842
Not if you gave me an office.
685
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,143
Okay. I'll
consider it.
686
00:30:04,145 --> 00:30:05,845
How about that?
Okay.
687
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,114
But don't take too long.
I do have options.
688
00:30:08,950 --> 00:30:10,416
Noted.
689
00:30:10,418 --> 00:30:11,517
Do you have
something for me
690
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,586
in all this?
Hey, you know the old saying
691
00:30:13,588 --> 00:30:15,688
that the coconut doesn't fall
far from the tree?
692
00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:18,624
I'm pretty sure it's "apple,"
but go on.
693
00:30:18,626 --> 00:30:20,426
Okay, whatever. But that woman
you're looking for,
694
00:30:20,428 --> 00:30:21,460
Cindy Patterson,
695
00:30:21,462 --> 00:30:22,461
it turns out
that not only
696
00:30:22,463 --> 00:30:23,763
is she a modern-day pirate,
697
00:30:23,765 --> 00:30:25,431
she's the descendant of one.
698
00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:27,867
What are you talking about?
Her mother's maiden name
699
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,001
was Washburn.
700
00:30:29,003 --> 00:30:30,202
As in...
As in
701
00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,437
Byron Washburn.
702
00:30:31,439 --> 00:30:33,039
She had it legally changed
to Patterson
703
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,308
before Cindy was born.
Chin.
704
00:30:35,310 --> 00:30:36,342
Probably to distance herself
705
00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:37,810
from the legacy
of a murderous pirate.
706
00:30:37,812 --> 00:30:39,111
This is good.
What's up?
707
00:30:39,113 --> 00:30:40,980
All right, check it out.
Cindy Patterson
708
00:30:40,982 --> 00:30:42,848
is Washburn's
great-granddaughter.
709
00:30:42,850 --> 00:30:44,383
Apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
710
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:46,018
Exactly what I said.
711
00:30:48,089 --> 00:30:51,991
Okay, so Carson buys
Exley's research at auction,
712
00:30:51,993 --> 00:30:54,560
discovers the Washburn
interview, and contacts
713
00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:55,928
the man's family
to offer them a look,
714
00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:57,463
which is what a nice guy
would do.
715
00:30:57,465 --> 00:30:59,165
He makes this call
before he learns
716
00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:00,633
about the buried treasure,
717
00:31:00,635 --> 00:31:03,135
at which point he's already put
himself in danger.
718
00:31:04,272 --> 00:31:06,172
Doesn't this blow your mind?
719
00:31:06,174 --> 00:31:07,940
Your suspect
is a 21st century
720
00:31:07,942 --> 00:31:08,941
Anne Bonny.
721
00:31:08,943 --> 00:31:10,509
How cool is that?
722
00:31:11,612 --> 00:31:13,612
Except for the part
where she kills a guy.
723
00:31:13,614 --> 00:31:15,681
Yeah, except that part.
Oh,
724
00:31:15,683 --> 00:31:16,816
and I did some background
725
00:31:16,818 --> 00:31:18,284
on Cindy Patterson's
great-granddad.
726
00:31:18,286 --> 00:31:21,153
It turns out that he was
on staff here at the palace
727
00:31:21,155 --> 00:31:22,988
for a few years in the '40s,
but he got canned.
728
00:31:22,990 --> 00:31:25,057
What for?
Not sure.
729
00:31:25,059 --> 00:31:26,659
I'm gonna do
some digging
730
00:31:26,661 --> 00:31:29,462
in some old employee records,
see what I can find out. But...
731
00:31:29,464 --> 00:31:31,697
I'm thinking folks discovered
that he had been a pirate.
732
00:31:31,699 --> 00:31:34,166
GROVER: Hey, guys, I
got something.
733
00:31:34,168 --> 00:31:36,369
Come on.
Good work, Jerry.
734
00:31:36,371 --> 00:31:38,337
So, I just got off with TSA.
735
00:31:38,339 --> 00:31:40,339
They told me
that Cindy Patterson flew here
736
00:31:40,341 --> 00:31:42,375
two days ago on a one-way ticket
from Florida.
737
00:31:42,377 --> 00:31:43,509
She was traveling
738
00:31:43,511 --> 00:31:45,311
with this guy.
Notice any resemblance?
739
00:31:45,313 --> 00:31:46,412
Same guy.
740
00:31:46,414 --> 00:31:48,114
Simon Moore's
his name.
741
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,049
What do we know about him?
Not much.
742
00:31:50,051 --> 00:31:51,817
But I checked with his
credit card companies.
743
00:31:51,819 --> 00:31:54,687
As soon as he got into town,
he rented a 40-foot sailboat.
744
00:31:54,689 --> 00:31:55,621
That boat's got to be
how they're planning
745
00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:57,490
to get the treasure
off the island.
746
00:32:01,229 --> 00:32:02,795
GABRIEL:
Wow.
747
00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:04,877
Getting answers out of you two
is like pulling teeth.
748
00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:08,901
I'm sorry.
749
00:32:08,903 --> 00:32:11,203
That was in
poor taste.
750
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,306
This can end.
751
00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:17,510
All you got to do is
give me the passcodes.
752
00:32:21,716 --> 00:32:23,249
No.
753
00:32:23,251 --> 00:32:25,751
No, don't do it!
(muffled shouting)
754
00:32:25,753 --> 00:32:28,287
(muffled protests)
755
00:32:28,289 --> 00:32:31,190
Your bride,
she's one tough lady.
756
00:32:31,192 --> 00:32:32,992
(muffled shouting)
757
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:35,428
(whimpering)
758
00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:37,763
(muffled shouting)
759
00:32:37,765 --> 00:32:39,432
Something to say?
760
00:32:39,434 --> 00:32:41,934
Okay! Okay, you win.
761
00:32:41,936 --> 00:32:43,803
I'll give you
what you want.
762
00:32:43,805 --> 00:32:45,404
Just don't touch her again.
763
00:32:45,406 --> 00:32:46,739
No, don't do it!
764
00:32:46,741 --> 00:32:48,874
Of course.
765
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:54,013
No, Adam, no.
766
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,281
Your turn.
767
00:32:55,283 --> 00:32:57,516
Adam, no.
Give Damon the codes.
768
00:32:59,887 --> 00:33:01,320
The codes are useless.
769
00:33:01,322 --> 00:33:04,356
I made specific instructions
with my bank.
770
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:07,593
The transfer can only
be initiated in person.
771
00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:15,134
Adam,
772
00:33:15,136 --> 00:33:16,735
if you're lying to me...
773
00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:20,072
she's gonna die.
774
00:33:20,074 --> 00:33:21,574
Very slowly.
775
00:33:21,576 --> 00:33:23,742
And I'm gonna
make you watch.
776
00:33:23,744 --> 00:33:26,111
You understand?
Yeah.
777
00:33:26,113 --> 00:33:28,314
I understand.
778
00:33:46,501 --> 00:33:48,734
Clear.
Clear.
779
00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:50,503
OFFICER:
Clear.
780
00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:55,574
Maybe they haven't
recovered the treasure yet.
781
00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:57,536
Or they have and they're
moving it some other way.
782
00:33:59,046 --> 00:34:01,146
Chin, what's that?
783
00:34:02,283 --> 00:34:03,482
Huh.
784
00:34:03,484 --> 00:34:05,918
So much for it
being priceless.
785
00:34:08,723 --> 00:34:10,022
They ripped the frame
off this thing.
786
00:34:10,024 --> 00:34:11,257
There must have been
something inside.
787
00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:13,158
Could've been some clue
on the canvas
788
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,426
or maybe
one of the borders.
789
00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,295
All right, this painting
told them something.
790
00:34:16,297 --> 00:34:18,264
We need to figure out
what that is.
791
00:34:31,479 --> 00:34:33,746
♪
♪
792
00:34:52,033 --> 00:34:53,966
(loud knock)
793
00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:09,682
(grunts)
(gagging)
794
00:35:13,955 --> 00:35:16,121
(groans)
795
00:35:31,606 --> 00:35:33,439
Sorry for the wait,
Mr. Noshimuri,
796
00:35:33,441 --> 00:35:35,174
but the transfer's
now complete.
797
00:35:38,913 --> 00:35:41,880
(horn honking)
798
00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,133
KONO:
Everybody get down!
799
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:04,036
(shrieking)
800
00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:35,734
It's okay, it's okay.
801
00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:37,636
Call an ambulance!
802
00:36:37,638 --> 00:36:40,439
Please, he needs help.
803
00:36:41,609 --> 00:36:43,809
Somebody call an ambulance!
804
00:36:54,439 --> 00:36:57,059
So what exactly are we
supposed to be looking for?
805
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:59,027
I don't know.
Jerry?
806
00:36:59,029 --> 00:37:01,062
This is everything
from the boat?
807
00:37:01,064 --> 00:37:03,265
Yeah, why?
808
00:37:05,903 --> 00:37:07,669
Geez.
809
00:37:07,671 --> 00:37:09,971
How'd I miss this?
This frame's wrong.
810
00:37:09,973 --> 00:37:12,274
What are you
talking about?
811
00:37:12,276 --> 00:37:13,809
Take a look. See?
812
00:37:13,811 --> 00:37:15,610
Different frames.
813
00:37:15,612 --> 00:37:16,845
When the painting
was originally stolen,
814
00:37:16,847 --> 00:37:19,047
the frame was brass.
This is wood.
815
00:37:19,049 --> 00:37:21,082
Okay, so the pirates changed it.
816
00:37:21,084 --> 00:37:23,618
But why would they
go through the trouble?
817
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:27,455
I think the key to finding this
treasure isn't the painting.
818
00:37:27,457 --> 00:37:30,325
It's the frame.
Uh-huh.
819
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:36,665
Chin, I need a picture
of the painting.
820
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:39,534
Same size as the real thing.
821
00:37:39,536 --> 00:37:40,702
What are you doing, Jer?
822
00:37:43,674 --> 00:37:45,207
Take a look-- there's a notch
823
00:37:45,209 --> 00:37:47,442
on the back of each piece.
GROVER: He's right.
824
00:37:47,444 --> 00:37:48,844
JERRY:
Now pay attention.
825
00:37:48,846 --> 00:37:50,879
Each corner represents
826
00:37:50,881 --> 00:37:51,847
a direction.
827
00:37:51,849 --> 00:37:53,181
North, east,
828
00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:54,983
south, west.
829
00:38:06,997 --> 00:38:08,196
So who's gonna say it?
830
00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:09,564
You should say it.
831
00:38:09,566 --> 00:38:12,067
"X" marks the spot.
832
00:38:31,188 --> 00:38:33,221
(jackhammering)
833
00:38:40,597 --> 00:38:43,265
♪
♪
834
00:39:06,823 --> 00:39:08,957
We're almost done.
835
00:39:23,874 --> 00:39:25,740
Simon.
836
00:39:25,742 --> 00:39:28,910
Simon, I found it.
837
00:39:28,912 --> 00:39:33,348
Simon.
838
00:39:45,862 --> 00:39:47,762
Simon?
839
00:39:53,036 --> 00:39:55,070
Cover!
840
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:25,867
(grunts)
841
00:40:25,869 --> 00:40:27,769
(grunting)
Aah!
842
00:40:35,579 --> 00:40:37,012
(grunts)
843
00:41:03,907 --> 00:41:05,373
That's it, isn't it?
844
00:41:19,523 --> 00:41:21,222
Those better be solid gold.
845
00:41:25,462 --> 00:41:26,861
They're not.
846
00:41:26,863 --> 00:41:28,663
GROVER: I thought you said
this stuff was worth millions.
847
00:41:28,665 --> 00:41:31,699
Man, I can go down
to Aloha Pawn,
848
00:41:31,701 --> 00:41:33,668
buy everything in here
and the case
849
00:41:33,670 --> 00:41:36,037
and still get change
back from a 20.
850
00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:37,439
That's the legend.
851
00:41:37,441 --> 00:41:39,541
You know, maybe the captain
buried this as a decoy.
852
00:41:39,543 --> 00:41:40,837
The real treasure
could still be out there.
853
00:41:40,838 --> 00:41:43,179
Yeah, well,
if it is, a lot of people
854
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,879
lost their lives for nothing.
855
00:41:51,588 --> 00:41:53,054
(car approaches, horn honks)
856
00:41:54,558 --> 00:41:56,357
Let me guess--
857
00:41:56,359 --> 00:41:58,726
you found some silverware
and a couple candlesticks.
858
00:41:58,728 --> 00:41:59,894
Yeah, how'd you know that?
859
00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:01,129
Went through the palace archive,
860
00:42:01,131 --> 00:42:02,797
found Washburn's
old employee record.
861
00:42:02,799 --> 00:42:04,432
The dude was fired from the gig
862
00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:06,201
because he was suspected
of stealing some silverware
863
00:42:06,203 --> 00:42:07,502
and a couple candlesticks.
864
00:42:07,504 --> 00:42:09,204
I'm shocked.
865
00:42:09,206 --> 00:42:11,466
I'm not really shocked, Jerry,
the guy was a pirate.
866
00:42:11,467 --> 00:42:13,676
No, he wasn't.
That's the crazy part.
867
00:42:13,677 --> 00:42:16,077
According to this,
Washburn was born in 1882.
868
00:42:16,079 --> 00:42:18,546
Which means he lied
about his age to Exley.
869
00:42:18,548 --> 00:42:20,048
When those pirates were
doing their thing,
870
00:42:20,050 --> 00:42:21,249
Washburn was
still in diapers.
871
00:42:21,251 --> 00:42:23,218
So Washburn lied
about being a pirate.
872
00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:24,886
Whole thing was a giant hoax.
Well, hell,
873
00:42:24,888 --> 00:42:26,754
the guy did work at the palace.
I'm sure he had some
874
00:42:26,756 --> 00:42:29,324
insider knowledge as to
the history of the place.
875
00:42:29,326 --> 00:42:31,759
Probably figured he could
use that plus the pirate legend,
876
00:42:31,761 --> 00:42:33,895
make himself some cash.
Everyone fell for it.
877
00:42:34,731 --> 00:42:37,398
Exley, Keanu, us.
878
00:42:38,435 --> 00:42:40,635
His own great-
granddaughter.
879
00:42:40,637 --> 00:42:42,837
(phone rings)
880
00:42:45,976 --> 00:42:48,176
What are you doing,
calling me on your honeymoon?
881
00:43:00,824 --> 00:43:02,290
Hey.
882
00:43:15,205 --> 00:43:17,405
STEVE:
You okay?
883
00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:20,008
What are they saying?
884
00:43:20,010 --> 00:43:22,577
Um, uh, nothing, yet.
He's still in surgery.
885
00:43:22,579 --> 00:43:25,713
But even if he
pulls through,
886
00:43:25,715 --> 00:43:27,515
Gabriel got away
with the money that was meant
887
00:43:27,517 --> 00:43:30,618
to buy his freedom
from the Yakuza.
888
00:43:32,289 --> 00:43:34,355
Without it, we're both dead.
889
00:43:38,993 --> 00:43:45,493
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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