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Hello, citizens.

2
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Me see no trouble.

3
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Me world am good.

4
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Man in danger.

5
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Me save you.

6
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You be okay now.

7
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Oh, well.
Me save more people tomorrow.

8
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Hello, Superman.

9
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Hello, Mama.

10
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Hello, Da-da.

11
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Hello, Luthor.

12
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Lois.

13
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Me love Lois' funny head-trick.

14
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Krypto.

15
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Daddy home.

16
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Funny Krypto.

17
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Daddy love you too.

18
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Tickle, tickle, tickle.

19
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Another day complete.

20
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Time to relax.

21
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Reruns again.

22
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This is so sad.

23
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I can't take it anymore.

24
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Who there? Where am voice from?

25
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The greatest hero in the universe...

26
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...reduced to saving rocks
and playing house.

27
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If I'd stayed quiet one more second...

28
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...I'd need a colossal barf bag.

29
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You funny, little big-head man.

30
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Mr. Mxyzptlk, at your service.

31
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Mr. Mzzy-Plzzy?

32
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Don't bother.
You'll give yourself a hernia.

33
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Just think of me as your guardian angel.

34
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You see, Rocky,
I've had my eye on you for a while.

35
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And, brother, did you get a raw deal
from that lunkhead Superman.

36
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But Superman am friend.

37
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He give me planet to protect.

38
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Wrongo.

39
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Superman played you for a chump, chum.

40
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The real reason he stuck you here
was to get rid of you.

41
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He was jealous of your great powers...

42
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...and couldn't stand the competition.

43
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See? Out of Earth, out of mind.

44
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Wanna see what your pal
really thinks of you?

45
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Look at me.

46
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Me am Bizarro.

47
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Me great big dummy.

48
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Them no laugh at me.

49
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Me make Superman pay.

50
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No air.

51
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Amateur.

52
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Now, you were saying?

53
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Me make Superman pay.

54
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That's my boy.

55
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Where am Superman?

56
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Where am Super--?

57
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Where am Superman?

58
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Not here. Honest.

59
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Listen, Rock, I'm just spitballing here...

60
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...but something inside me says:

61
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"What about that place? "

62
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Me try there.

63
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Yeah, I figured.

64
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Oh, and one other thing.

65
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-Listen to this.
-What?

66
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Some maniac in a Superman costume just
smashed up Mandel's Department Store.

67
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say it sounded like--

68
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Where am Superman?

69
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-Bizarro?
-Bizarro?

70
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Lois.

71
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-Let go.
-Why you laugh at me?

72
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Me thought you my friend.

73
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Now, I'm sure we can settle this calmly.

74
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Go away!

75
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-Clark!
-No, Clark.

76
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First, Lois answer to me.

77
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Look, I'm sure if we all just calm down
and talk this over....

78
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You no laugh at me again.

79
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I wondered who was pushing reporters
out of windows.

80
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-Clark. Is he--?
-A little shaken up, but he's fine.

81
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Now it's my turn to ask questions.

82
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All right, Bizarro. How did you get here
and what do you want?

83
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Oh, I don't think he's in a mood to talk.

84
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Why you not laugh now?

85
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Out of my way, road hog.

86
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Mxyzptlk? I thought you promised
to stay away from Earth forever.

87
00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:10,378
No, no, no. I only said
I wouldn't come back and bother you.

88
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And I'm not. Old rock-head here is.

89
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And I can guess who got him riled up.

90
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Well, I may have said
a word or two in passing...

91
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...but you really can't blame me for--

92
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I should be selling this to cable.

93
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As you can see, humankind has come
a long way from its primitive roots.

94
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Once a savage beast,
man is now a civilized creature.

95
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Pardon me, citizen.

96
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This is great.

97
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Mxy.

98
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Hiya, Gspie.

99
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You're just in time to see the fun.

100
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-Popcorn?
-Baby, you know you shouldn't be here.

101
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If the tribunal hears what you've done--

102
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What do those schmoes care?

103
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I ain't done nothing wrong.

104
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Nothing wrong?

105
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Try lying, tampering with humans...

106
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...breaking inter-dimensional law
for the umpteen-millionth time--

107
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Lighten up, sweets.

108
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I'm just having some laughs.

109
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Hey, 10 bucks says Bizboy
mops the floor with Superhead.

110
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You in?

111
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The leaders aren't gonna like this.

112
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Like they'll ever find out.

113
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Hey.

114
00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,293
What gives?

115
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Mr. Mxyzptlk.

116
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Oh, nuts.

117
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You have been accused
of breaking the inter-dimensional law...

118
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...maliciously torturing members
of a less-advanced species...

119
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...and most heinously...

120
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...going back on your word.

121
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Was that wrong?

122
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Such conduct is completely unbecoming...

123
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...to the superior beings
of the fifth-dimensional land of Zrfff.

124
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If it please Your Honor,
I present documented proof...

125
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...the defendant suffers from
a chronic psychological fixation...

126
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...and should not be considered
accountable for his actions.

127
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-Go, girl.
-Furthermore--

128
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Silence.

129
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,621
Gspie?

130
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,021
I'm dead.

131
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,792
Look, guys, what the tree here
said is right.

132
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:16,958
I can't help if I keep goofing
on that big lox Superman.

133
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It's what I do.

134
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I don't need punishment.

135
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I need understanding.

136
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,569
You know how it is.

137
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Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly.

138
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:33,880
I've gotta bug that jerk, till I die.

139
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,615
Or he does.

140
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,983
Oh, yeah, Mr. Big Shot.

141
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:42,617
Mr. Truth-Justice-and-the-American-Way.

142
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He's a bug, you hear me!

143
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,954
A bug!

144
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,000
He sickens me.

145
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:53,366
Enough. Because you are determined...

146
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:57,168
...to repeatedly invade
the third dimension...

147
00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:01,302
...this tribunal sentences you
to stay there...

148
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:07,077
...for no less
than one dimensional interphase.

149
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,686
Fine by me.

150
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,345
Twenty minutes
and I'll be running the joint.

151
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,425
Without your powers.

152
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:18,188
-What?
-lf, after 90 days...

153
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:22,095
...you have performed one good deed
for the beings...

154
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:25,829
...you once tortured, you'll be reinstated.

155
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,371
That is all.

156
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,943
No, wait!

157
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,776
You can't!

158
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,007
Mxy.

159
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,655
Fine. So I don't have powers. So what?

160
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,696
It'll be worth it
to see Superdupe get his.

161
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,163
I'm laughing at you. You hear?

162
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,562
Laughing.

163
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,862
Say, where is Blueboy anyhoo?

164
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,784
You've got to listen to me.

165
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,358
So you trick me like before?

166
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,518
Send me away again?

167
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:24,420
Oh, I don't feel so good.

168
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,820
But it's still worth it.

169
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,526
Listen to me, my friend.

170
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,565
Mxy's playing you for a fool.

171
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,636
Little big-head man my friend.

172
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,739
Him say you enemy.

173
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,431
Him lie like rug.

174
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,167
-Trust me.
-No!

175
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:23,006
Secure the area.

176
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:30,050
Now me am world's greatest hero.

177
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,113
Fire.

178
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,059
Why you attack?

179
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,722
Me am hero.

180
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,390
Now. Before he recovers.

181
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:44,968
Fire.

182
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,837
I hope I ain't missed the massacre.

183
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,007
Whoa, Rocky. Where you going?

184
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,414
Supershlub's that way.

185
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,181
Why bad men shoot at me?

186
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,291
Hey, easy on the material, Frankenstein.

187
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:10,087
Send bad men away, Little Big-Head.

188
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,820
Send them away.

189
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:16,934
I'd love to help you, Rocky,
but power-wise, my tank is dry.

190
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,626
No!

191
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,803
Send them away!

192
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,274
-Do it!
-Kltpzyxm. Kltpzyxm.

193
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,845
Oh, mama, this was a bad idea.

194
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,339
Give him another.

195
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,700
One more blast and he's dust.

196
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,869
I guess there's no other option.

197
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,509
Do it.

198
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,218
Hold your fire.

199
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,215
-You okay?
-That thing's got a kick.

200
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,596
You save me.

201
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,500
-Why?
-Because I knew Mxy tricked you.

202
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,665
If it makes you feel better,
he's done it to me. A lot.

203
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,073
Now do you believe I'm not your enemy?

204
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,872
Sorry.

205
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,446
I accept your apology.

206
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,845
And just to prove
there are no hard feelings....

207
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:42,350
-What this?
-A peace offering.

208
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,250
Peaceful.

209
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,690
That'll keep him quiet
till I can fly him home.

210
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,888
Kltpzyxm. Kltpzyxm.

211
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,795
And you better split too,
if you know what's good for you.

212
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,233
Sorry, Super. The wet blankets
that run my dimension...

213
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:03,170
...said I gotta perform a good deed
before they let me back.

214
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,936
In other words,
three months of community service.

215
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,339
Yeah.

216
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,242
So press your cape?

217
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:13,578
Actually, I have something
more constructive in mind.

218
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,722
Hello, citizens.

219
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,225
It good to be back.

220
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,597
World am safe.

221
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,733
Me see no trouble.

222
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:33,560
Me say, me see no trouble.

223
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,731
I heard you the first time.

224
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,070
Okay, let her rip!

225
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,446
Watch it, you big jerk!

226
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:54,421
Three months of this? I don't think so.

227
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,924
I quit.

228
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,333
Nice doggy! Heel!

229
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,838
Play dead! Help!

230
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:13,069
Life am good.

231
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,933
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