1 00:00:05,437 --> 00:00:06,886 Previously on Blunt Talk... 2 00:00:06,888 --> 00:00:08,138 JIM: These are great, Walter. 3 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:09,606 When my eldest son was little, 4 00:00:09,608 --> 00:00:11,725 I used to do them for him at bedtime. 5 00:00:11,727 --> 00:00:13,643 - Your son the boxer? - Yes. 6 00:00:13,645 --> 00:00:15,195 Rafe the boxer. 7 00:00:15,197 --> 00:00:17,230 - Walter Blunt! - Hey! 8 00:00:17,232 --> 00:00:19,032 WALTER: You can call me Dad, Bertie. 9 00:00:19,034 --> 00:00:20,984 Walter Blunt is for the public. 10 00:00:20,986 --> 00:00:22,952 Jewish politicians are really funny. 11 00:00:22,954 --> 00:00:24,287 Is that a joke? 12 00:00:24,289 --> 00:00:26,322 Walter, do you want to spoon? 13 00:00:26,324 --> 00:00:27,991 That would be very reassuring. 14 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:29,292 Could I spoon with you this time? 15 00:00:29,294 --> 00:00:30,994 I mean, I am a senior producer. 16 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:32,629 It would be inappropriate. 17 00:00:32,631 --> 00:00:35,248 I have loneliness issues. Intimacy issues. 18 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,801 Anxiety issues. Promiscuity issues. 19 00:00:37,803 --> 00:00:40,220 - HARRY: How is your magician? - CELIA: He disappeared. 20 00:00:40,222 --> 00:00:42,555 - Magically? - No, he went back to his wife. 21 00:00:42,557 --> 00:00:45,175 CELIA: And I don't know if I'm having some sort of weird reaction, 22 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:47,560 but gambling feels better than sex. 23 00:00:47,562 --> 00:00:49,596 I can't believe my magician gave me fake pearls! 24 00:00:49,598 --> 00:00:52,599 Forget the damn pearls, Celia. Just run! 25 00:00:52,601 --> 00:00:55,518 ♪ 26 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:07,000 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 27 00:01:17,008 --> 00:01:18,792 [doorbell rings] 28 00:01:37,279 --> 00:01:39,312 Hello, Harry. 29 00:01:39,314 --> 00:01:40,980 Where's Walter? 30 00:01:42,567 --> 00:01:46,452 I think my problem is that I'm not a real person. 31 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:49,072 I feel like I'm walking around inside myself. 32 00:01:49,074 --> 00:01:50,740 Like I'm in a costume. 33 00:01:50,742 --> 00:01:53,126 Hey, don't worry. A lot of people feel that way. 34 00:01:53,128 --> 00:01:56,496 I mean, I've been stuck in the same costume for 23 years. 35 00:01:56,498 --> 00:01:58,214 Oh, dear. I'm sorry to hear that. 36 00:01:58,216 --> 00:02:00,633 No, it's okay. 37 00:02:00,635 --> 00:02:05,338 But what in your mind makes a person real? 38 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:07,974 If you're able to love. 39 00:02:07,976 --> 00:02:11,261 I see. But this isn't about your gambling, is it? 40 00:02:11,263 --> 00:02:12,262 You're a romantic. 41 00:02:12,264 --> 00:02:14,597 I guess so. 42 00:02:14,599 --> 00:02:17,433 Do you want to know something pathetic? 43 00:02:18,737 --> 00:02:20,737 Each night before I go to sleep, 44 00:02:20,739 --> 00:02:24,107 I say, though I know no one can hear me, 45 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:25,608 "Good night, my someone." 46 00:02:25,610 --> 00:02:28,278 Isn't that from The Music Man? 47 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,613 Yeah, my father used to sing it to me at night. 48 00:02:32,284 --> 00:02:34,417 I've always thought the someone 49 00:02:34,419 --> 00:02:36,502 is the person you haven't met yet 50 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:39,088 but is out there somewhere. 51 00:02:41,209 --> 00:02:45,128 ♪ Good night, my someone ♪ 52 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:48,765 ♪ Good night, my love ♪ 53 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:52,969 ♪ Sleep tight, my someone ♪ 54 00:02:52,971 --> 00:02:56,139 ♪ Sleep tight, my love ♪ 55 00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:59,475 ♪ A star is shining ♪ 56 00:02:59,477 --> 00:03:02,528 ♪ Its brightest light ♪ 57 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:05,982 ♪ Oh, good night, my love ♪ 58 00:03:05,984 --> 00:03:09,485 ♪ Oh, good night ♪ 59 00:03:20,832 --> 00:03:22,966 [screams] 60 00:03:24,719 --> 00:03:26,719 Rafe? 61 00:03:26,721 --> 00:03:28,504 Oh! 62 00:03:28,506 --> 00:03:31,424 It's good to see you, son. 63 00:03:31,426 --> 00:03:33,559 It's good to see you, Walter. 64 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,094 Dad. 65 00:03:35,096 --> 00:03:37,063 Call me Dad. 66 00:03:43,488 --> 00:03:44,854 Are you okay? 67 00:03:44,856 --> 00:03:47,690 [voice breaking] Yeah, no, I'm fine. 68 00:03:47,692 --> 00:03:49,525 Celia. 69 00:03:52,948 --> 00:03:55,164 You're up, Jim. 70 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:01,504 How much is the old man paying you these days, Harry? 71 00:04:01,506 --> 00:04:03,706 That's between me and the major. 72 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:06,626 Don't make trouble, Rafe. He's had a rough spell. 73 00:04:06,628 --> 00:04:08,878 Oh, yeah, I saw him on YouTube 74 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,130 performing Shakespeare on the Jag. 75 00:04:11,132 --> 00:04:13,182 Well, Harry, 76 00:04:13,184 --> 00:04:15,301 doesn't the boy look good? 77 00:04:15,303 --> 00:04:17,103 - Yes, Major. - Did he fill you in? 78 00:04:17,105 --> 00:04:19,722 - He's fighting tomorrow night. - Yes, Major. 79 00:04:19,724 --> 00:04:22,308 It'll be good to see you in the ring again, Rafe. 80 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:24,277 - Been too long. - That's right. 81 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,397 Oh, does he have power! [Chuckles] 82 00:04:27,399 --> 00:04:29,615 Oh, Lord. 83 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:32,652 Harry lets me have an egg once a week. 84 00:04:32,654 --> 00:04:34,620 Can you believe that? 85 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:37,907 I'm on a strict gruel regimen. 86 00:04:37,909 --> 00:04:39,575 Oh, my heart bleeds. 87 00:04:39,577 --> 00:04:41,294 You're a regular Oliver Twist. 88 00:04:41,296 --> 00:04:43,162 Harry still tucking you in at night? 89 00:04:43,164 --> 00:04:46,549 Rafe, be a good lad. 90 00:04:46,551 --> 00:04:49,385 It's all right, Harry. 91 00:04:49,387 --> 00:04:52,505 I know you're still mad at me, son. 92 00:04:52,507 --> 00:04:54,590 But I've missed you. 93 00:04:54,592 --> 00:04:58,594 And I would like this cold war to be at an end. 94 00:04:58,596 --> 00:05:01,814 So what do you say? 95 00:05:01,816 --> 00:05:03,016 Detente? 96 00:05:04,486 --> 00:05:05,768 I'm here, aren't I? 97 00:05:10,241 --> 00:05:13,743 So, what's the scouting report on your opponent? 98 00:05:13,745 --> 00:05:16,612 A young Mex heavyweight named Hernandez. 99 00:05:16,614 --> 00:05:18,448 Part of Golden Boy. 100 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:21,451 He's on the way up. Called El Toro. 101 00:05:21,453 --> 00:05:23,453 Oh, I like that. 102 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:26,506 The Tower of London versus El Toro. 103 00:05:26,508 --> 00:05:28,124 So how long have you been training? 104 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:30,760 I haven't. Got the call two days ago. 105 00:05:30,762 --> 00:05:33,463 I'm subbing in for a Brit, Galloway, who came up lame. 106 00:05:33,465 --> 00:05:35,715 I heard of Galloway. A southpaw. 107 00:05:35,717 --> 00:05:37,850 Yeah, well, they needed another Brit 108 00:05:37,852 --> 00:05:39,685 'cause all the posters have the Union Jack on, 109 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:42,305 so... whew, whew, here I am. 110 00:05:42,307 --> 00:05:43,806 And who will be in your corner? 111 00:05:43,808 --> 00:05:45,558 Oh, they'll probably assign me some wet-brain. 112 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,944 All I need's a bucket. 113 00:05:47,946 --> 00:05:50,613 Rafe. 114 00:05:50,615 --> 00:05:52,448 Could I be in your corner? 115 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,400 - Do you have a bucket? - Oh, yes. 116 00:05:54,402 --> 00:05:56,819 - Then you're in. - All right! 117 00:05:56,821 --> 00:06:00,623 And now entering the ring, 118 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:04,377 fighting out of Fresno, California, 119 00:06:04,379 --> 00:06:07,046 the Tower of London! 120 00:06:07,048 --> 00:06:10,166 Hey, maybe we could get matching silk robes made. 121 00:06:10,168 --> 00:06:13,002 Royal purple. "Blunt" across the shoulders. 122 00:06:13,004 --> 00:06:16,839 I'm not wearing any bloody Liberace robe. 123 00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:20,009 Right. Well, it was just a thought, you know. 124 00:06:20,011 --> 00:06:22,512 Hey! [Grunts] 125 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:24,847 Don't throw a punch unless you mean it. 126 00:06:27,102 --> 00:06:29,018 [laughs] 127 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,853 Mwah! 128 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:35,027 I can't get my magician out of my mind. 129 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:37,479 When I'm in traffic, I look over, 130 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,947 hoping he's in the car next to me. 131 00:06:38,949 --> 00:06:40,899 I look for him everywhere. 132 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,652 You got it bad, but I understand. 133 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,904 He was sexy. 134 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,040 He had teeth like a wolf. 135 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:50,492 [sighs] I should just give up on men. 136 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,127 I have sex too easily, 137 00:06:52,129 --> 00:06:53,912 and then I always go for the ones who disappear. 138 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,715 Oh, and alcoholics. That's my other speciality. 139 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,917 Listen, don't give up on men. 140 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,670 They have a wonderful stink. 141 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,672 They carry luggage. 142 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:07,092 And when you have a firm cock in your hand, 143 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,562 all the shit they put you through feels worth it. 144 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,980 That's true. 145 00:07:11,982 --> 00:07:14,683 You just have to wade through a lot of idiots 146 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,935 until you find the right idiot. 147 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:20,105 Like my beautiful Teddy. 148 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,858 I have a new crew since you were here last, Rafe. 149 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,943 Except for Rosalie, of course. 150 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,412 Good old Rosalie. She deserves a medal. 151 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:31,833 Yes. I was thinking of having my senior staff over for dinner 152 00:07:31,835 --> 00:07:33,702 so that you can get to know them. 153 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,754 And maybe Vivian would let me have Bertie. 154 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,373 Oh, I'd love to see the little one, but I don't want a dinner party. 155 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,793 Oh, come on. Harry and I have been looking to entertain more. 156 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,797 I wanted to remind you, sir, that your office loo is not available. 157 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:49,468 Ah. Do I need to tinkle? 158 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,970 Rafe, do you need to tinkle? 159 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,022 No, I don't need to tinkle. 160 00:08:07,371 --> 00:08:09,454 Mr. Blunt. 161 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:12,741 It is an honor to meet you. 162 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:15,661 I am very excited to be on your show tonight. 163 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,496 Tonight? 164 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,047 Yes, I'm with the UN. 165 00:08:19,049 --> 00:08:21,667 I lead the commission on genital mutilation. 166 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:22,834 - Oh. - You're interviewing me. 167 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,253 - Emanuel Kendall. - Yes. 168 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:26,054 Oh, it's wonderful to meet you. 169 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,009 So, you did need a tinkle. 170 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,429 Emanuel, this is my firstborn Rafe. 171 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,181 He's a champion boxer. 172 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,851 Rafe, this is Emanuel Kendall. He's with the UN. 173 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,405 Working to eradicate genital mutilation. 174 00:08:43,407 --> 00:08:45,190 Hello, Rafe. 175 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:55,701 Rosalie, the prodigal son returns. 176 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,502 Hello, handsome. Been a while. 177 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,121 Hello, gorgeous. 178 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:02,257 I have to dash. I've got to go yell at Gardner 179 00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:04,176 before he leaves for the weekend. 180 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:06,178 - Will you be around later? - Yes, all day. 181 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:09,047 And we're having a dinner party at my house tonight. 182 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,050 - I'll be there. Mwah. - [Chuckles] 183 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,468 Are you peckish, son? 184 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,638 Do you need a snack to keep your strength up? 185 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,058 Yeah. 186 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,694 I'll be in my office. Make yourself at home. 187 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,567 Walter. 188 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,652 Do we have an appointment? 189 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:33,205 I'm here for work. 190 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:35,741 That's good. You're functioning. 191 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:40,045 And I saw that you installed a bidet in your bathroom. 192 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,748 That's gonna help you with your anal anxiety. 193 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:46,418 I thought I had oral anxiety. 194 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,803 You have both. 195 00:09:47,805 --> 00:09:52,007 Oral and anal. 196 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,675 I'm not surprised. 197 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,678 [groans] 198 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,647 Can you open this jar of herring? 199 00:09:58,649 --> 00:10:00,098 Is this another Jewish joke? 200 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,767 No, I really like herring. 201 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,235 Harry turned me onto it. It's brain food. 202 00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:05,404 Well, don't listen to Harry. 203 00:10:05,406 --> 00:10:08,490 Remember, he's the one who set you off on this gambling spree. 204 00:10:08,492 --> 00:10:12,277 That's over now. That's why I'm seeing Dr. Weiss. 205 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,695 Shit. 206 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,618 Oh, shit. 207 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,121 Shit! 208 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,874 Right, sometimes... 209 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,376 Don't get herring all over the floor. 210 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:28,960 Don't... don't worry. Don't worry. 211 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,430 [straining] 212 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,016 Shit. That's a... 213 00:10:35,018 --> 00:10:36,768 that's really well-sealed herr... herring. 214 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,271 Here, let me try. 215 00:10:39,273 --> 00:10:41,223 Good luck. 216 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,358 Oh! 217 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,810 Who are you? 218 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,645 Did you just install Mr. Blunt's bidet? 219 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,363 Yeah, yeah, I did. 220 00:10:48,365 --> 00:10:51,316 I specialize in VIP bidet installation. Do you need one? 221 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,952 Rafe, the major wants you in his office. 222 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,153 Wants you to meet his analyst. 223 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,371 Harry, do you know this man? 224 00:10:56,373 --> 00:10:59,207 Yeah, this is the major's son Rafe. 225 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,128 See ya. 226 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,334 I could have opened that, but I have hyperhidrosis, 227 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,803 so my hands kind of self-lubricate. 228 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,388 What? 229 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:16,808 I have wet hands all the time. 230 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,521 May I come in? 231 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,406 Uh, Celia. 232 00:11:31,408 --> 00:11:32,991 Yeah, sure. 233 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,360 Oh, bloody hell. 234 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,863 Does everyone have a shrine to him? 235 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,532 Um, yup. That's... that's part of the job. 236 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:44,536 Right. Hello. 237 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,872 What's this? 238 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,707 That's my, um... 239 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,462 very long... 240 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,724 handkerchief. 241 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:09,227 We have made tremendous progress the last few years 242 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:13,482 raising awareness about the more than 125 million 243 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:16,568 girls and women who have been cut against their will. 244 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,905 Shocking. It's something that is probably very hard 245 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,040 for my viewers even to fathom. 246 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,793 Well, my goal is to raise awareness. 247 00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:29,247 Male circumcision, while culturally more accepted, 248 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,667 is also considered by many to be genital mutilation. 249 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,420 Really? You see, I'd never considered that. 250 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,639 I suppose it was vanity on my part. 251 00:12:37,641 --> 00:12:40,258 I wanted my two sons to be like me, 252 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,561 and so they were circumcised. 253 00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:44,896 What are you talking about, Mr. Blunt? 254 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,182 What you're talking about. 255 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,436 Uh... [laughs] 256 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,607 but you're not circumcised. 257 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,658 Yes, I am. 258 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:59,277 But I glanced at you in the men's room. 259 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,246 It's just a nervous habit. 260 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,032 And you are definitely in possession 261 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:08,286 of a substantial foreskin. 262 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,621 You're wrong. 263 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,339 I'm kind of an expert. 264 00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:15,126 I don't quite understand why you would deny this. 265 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,012 I'm not denying! 266 00:13:17,014 --> 00:13:18,463 [chuckles] This is absurd. 267 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:22,217 Um, we'll now take a commercial break. 268 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,219 - [news jingle plays] - Rosalie, I need you. 269 00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:37,282 Who booked this lunatic? 270 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,951 What is he talking about? I'm circumcised, aren't I? 271 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,070 Walter, it's been 20 years. 272 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,205 But I remember it was very red 273 00:13:44,207 --> 00:13:46,324 and very uncircumcised. 274 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,710 - Very red? - In a good way. 275 00:13:48,712 --> 00:13:51,162 Enthusiastic. 276 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,632 But definitely uncircumcised. 277 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,417 - You sure? - Yes. 278 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,670 I know these things. [Laughs] 279 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:07,012 All of those hooded penises I saw in the Marines, Harry, 280 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,980 I thought they were circumcised. 281 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,149 How could I have been so stupid? 282 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,817 I'm not sure, sir. 283 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,736 But I understand. 284 00:14:14,738 --> 00:14:18,607 For years I thought a tangerine was an orange. 285 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:21,409 It's because I never had a father. 286 00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:26,197 Oh, I remember my mother explaining it all to me. 287 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,833 I must have misunderstood. 288 00:14:30,087 --> 00:14:32,454 For 60-odd years. 289 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:36,091 Well, we're never too old to learn something new, Major. 290 00:14:36,093 --> 00:14:37,709 But now pull yourself together. 291 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,344 You have both your boys tonight. 292 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,679 Yes, you're right. 293 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:43,214 I must put all this nonsense behind me. 294 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,184 But you know, Harry, you could have told me 295 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,552 that I was uncircumcised. 296 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,354 It did not occur to me, sir, 297 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,806 that you needed elucidation on this front. 298 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,393 But if I sense another blind spot of this magnitude, 299 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,562 I will endeavor to point it out. 300 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,903 Thank you, Harry. That's all I ask. 301 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,905 Sir. 302 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,326 [crickets chirping] 303 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,662 [soft chatter] 304 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,997 All right, 305 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,166 I just want to say 306 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,168 how very happy it makes me 307 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,420 to have my two sons with me. 308 00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:25,690 And, of course, all of you. 309 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,309 Rosalie, Harry, dearest friends. 310 00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:30,862 Celia, like a daughter. 311 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:34,065 And Jim, third son. 312 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,650 Hey, brother. 313 00:15:35,652 --> 00:15:39,788 WALTER: So I feel like a very lucky man. 314 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:43,491 But most importantly, I would like to make a toast to Rafe 315 00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:47,379 and to his victory tomorrow night. 316 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,913 Rafe's victory. 317 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,081 Yay. [Clapping] 318 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,966 - Rafe's victory. - Yeah. 319 00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:53,968 To my victory. 320 00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,758 [chuckles] 321 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,561 - Oh, let's dance, eh. - Easy, lad. 322 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,647 - [music playing] - Oh, come on, Harry. 323 00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:07,932 "Let's eat, drink, and be merry, 324 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,768 for tomorrow we die." 325 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:12,020 - Rafe, turn that off. - Oh, I like it. 326 00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:14,105 Come on, darling, let's have a little dance, okay? 327 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,442 Rafe, take it easy. You've got a big fight tomorrow. 328 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,278 Oi, you wanted a fucking party. 329 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,415 - Was that the F word? - Not in front of... 330 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,451 In front of genitally mutilated son number two? 331 00:16:31,174 --> 00:16:33,458 Fine. 332 00:16:37,848 --> 00:16:41,549 Well, I think we should call that a night. 333 00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:45,386 Harry, you and I will drive Bertie home to his mother. 334 00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:47,972 Walter, I'm sorry that happened. 335 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,308 But you know how he gets when he drinks. 336 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,194 Yes, he gets like me. 337 00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:55,647 Come on, son. 338 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,488 Sorry to bother you. Everyone's gone. 339 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,573 I was just loading the dishwasher. 340 00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:07,492 Thank you. And I'm sorry. 341 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,828 - I'm an asshole. - No, you're not. 342 00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,713 You just had too much to drink. 343 00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:14,082 Well, that's no excuse. 344 00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:18,253 I wasn't even that drunk. It's just, I don't know. 345 00:17:18,255 --> 00:17:22,390 When I'm around my old man, it's like I become stuck, you know? 346 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,592 Playing a role. 347 00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:28,012 I become a clown, an idiot. 348 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,266 A loser. 349 00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:43,161 I haven't ruined Bertie yet, have I, Harry? 350 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,196 Not yet, Major. 351 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,198 There's still time. 352 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,584 Oh. 353 00:17:51,755 --> 00:17:54,756 What are we going to do about Rafe? 354 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:57,458 I tried to show him how much I admire him, 355 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,676 but it does no good. 356 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,378 I know, Major. 357 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,430 Will he ever find himself? 358 00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:07,101 Perhaps your shadow has been too large for him, sir. 359 00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:09,220 No. 360 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,108 I find this very upsetting, Harry. 361 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,227 I understand, sir. 362 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,147 Would you like a Valium or a Xanax with your whiskey? 363 00:18:19,149 --> 00:18:20,782 [rattles] Oh. 364 00:18:20,784 --> 00:18:23,568 Would it be unwise to have both? 365 00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,572 I wasn't too loud, was I? 366 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,823 [chuckles] 367 00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:31,492 You were perfect, love. 368 00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:33,244 We fit nice together. 369 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,549 Did you just sleep with me 'cause I'm Walter Blunt's son? 370 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,918 [chuckles] Maybe a little. 371 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,253 You know, for the taboo of it. 372 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,638 [laughs] Oh, Christ. 373 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,007 But really, from the moment I saw you, 374 00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:48,843 it flashed across my mind, "Oh, I think I fancy him." 375 00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:50,428 I knew you'd be trouble. 376 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,513 [chuckles] 377 00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:54,315 [sighs] 378 00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:56,851 I should go soon. 379 00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:59,103 No. 380 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,989 Stay. 381 00:19:00,991 --> 00:19:02,190 Please. 382 00:19:02,192 --> 00:19:04,826 Okay, but I don't want Walter to see me. 383 00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:06,611 I'm always afraid of disappointing him. 384 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,246 Don't worry about that. 385 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,748 When I'm around, no one disappoints him more than me. 386 00:19:12,202 --> 00:19:15,503 I'm a bartender and a club fighter. I've never measured up. 387 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:17,171 I think you're wrong. 388 00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:19,624 I think he is proud of you. You just can't see it. 389 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,126 He's so excited about watching you fight. 390 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,463 [sighs] But I'm gonna lose. 391 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,765 - You don't know that. - Yeah, I do. 392 00:19:30,353 --> 00:19:32,186 I'm taking a dive. 393 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,807 I'm here to lose. 394 00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,692 That's why they called me. 395 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,312 Oh. 396 00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,784 What round are you taking a dive in? 397 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,704 [birds chirping] 398 00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:53,041 WALTER: Ha! 399 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:58,663 - [screams] - [screams] 400 00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,914 Celia? 401 00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:02,000 Rafe, what the hell is going on? 402 00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:05,003 Morning. What would you two like for breakfast? 403 00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,422 Don't... don't... don't... don't offer them food, Harry. 404 00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:08,973 I want to know what's happening. 405 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,843 Um... 406 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:14,178 well, I have, um... 407 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,349 some issues and Rafe's been very sweet. 408 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:22,270 And, um... well, I am a senior producer, Walter. 409 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,941 [indistinct chatter] 410 00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:29,410 So was it very red? 411 00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:31,245 Was what very red? 412 00:20:31,247 --> 00:20:32,697 Rafe's penis. 413 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,749 She's joking. 414 00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,951 [softly] No, it wasn't that red. 415 00:20:36,953 --> 00:20:38,870 [quietly] It's all set. 416 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:41,589 Got six grand on him going down in the second round. 417 00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:43,291 But I can still root for him, right? 418 00:20:43,293 --> 00:20:45,877 I mean, this is just to make up for the money 419 00:20:45,879 --> 00:20:47,178 that I lost at that poker game. 420 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,514 Of course it is, sweetheart. 421 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:56,020 You know, my great-great-uncle Alexander Blunt 422 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,107 once sparred with the Marquess of Queensberry. 423 00:20:59,109 --> 00:21:02,777 So boxing has long been in our blood. 424 00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:04,696 The Marxist of what? 425 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,448 Not Marxist. Marquess. 426 00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,702 Oh, good Lord. The Marquess of Queensberry. 427 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,570 He invented the rules of boxing. 428 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,572 Not so hard, Harry. 429 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,958 He also imprisoned Oscar Wilde. 430 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,911 So he did one good thing and one bad thing. 431 00:21:19,913 --> 00:21:22,246 I have no idea what your father's talking about. 432 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,298 Just ignore him and wrap my hands. 433 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,666 Great, Harry. 434 00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:28,419 [grunting] 435 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,922 I'm ready. [Blubbers] 436 00:21:31,975 --> 00:21:34,759 Hands up. Rafe, get your hands up. 437 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,261 - Oh! - [Crowd shouting] 438 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,897 [grunting] 439 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,933 Get off the ropes, Rafe. 440 00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,102 MAN: C'mon! Fight! 441 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:47,071 Be careful, Rafe. Run! Run away! 442 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,357 - [bell rings] - REF: Okay, let's break. 443 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,692 [crowd cheering] 444 00:21:51,694 --> 00:21:53,111 - [all gasp] - Hey! 445 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,913 WALTER: Hey, ref, did you see that? 446 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,666 That was after the bell. What's your problem, ref? 447 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,451 You blind or something? 448 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,336 What's happening, Rafe? 449 00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:05,289 Look, remember, your hands are the bread, your head is the meat. 450 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,841 You've got to protect the meat. 451 00:22:06,843 --> 00:22:08,626 Yeah, yeah. Make a sandwich. 452 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,628 - My head's the meat, my hands are whole wheat. - Right. 453 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,631 [laughs] I made a rhyme. What you think of that? 454 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,099 You're not being serious, Rafe. 455 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,102 He's nothing, this guy. You can take him. 456 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,605 I know it. But you've got to get angry. 457 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:21,889 Why get angry? 458 00:22:21,891 --> 00:22:23,808 Because he's destroying you. 459 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,810 Yeah, well, that's the plan. 460 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,979 Oh, you're lulling him in. 461 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:29,981 Oh, that's smart. That's my boy. 462 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:31,816 - You don't get it, do you? - Don't get what? 463 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,484 You've never seen me for who I am. 464 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,037 Of course I do. You're a Blunt. You're a warrior. 465 00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:37,738 Would you please stop? 466 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:40,374 Would you stop building us up? 467 00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:42,794 Would you stop fantasizing about me? 468 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,829 - About the Blunt name? - Rafe. 469 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:47,498 I'm a tomato can. A bum. 470 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,667 They bring me in to lose. 471 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:52,336 That's how I make my money. 472 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:56,057 That's who your son is. 473 00:22:56,059 --> 00:22:57,725 What are you saying? 474 00:22:57,727 --> 00:22:59,343 I'm taking a dive in this round. 475 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:00,478 [bell rings] 476 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,814 And you know why I'm like this. 477 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,684 I'm sorry, Rafe. 478 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,070 I'm sorry for everything. 479 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,857 I don't care if you win or lose. 480 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,659 I love you. 481 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:17,161 [crowd cheering] 482 00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:23,167 [bell and cheering echoing] 483 00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:39,884 [crowd cheering] 484 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:42,637 Yes! That's it! 485 00:23:42,639 --> 00:23:45,890 That's my boy. And a right. 486 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:48,059 That's my son! Yes! 487 00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,396 I think you should stay the night. 488 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:55,283 No chance. Those hard-boys are already looking for me. 489 00:23:55,285 --> 00:23:58,202 I'll lay low in Portland until this blows over. 490 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:00,121 Are you sure? I mean, doesn't it help at all 491 00:24:00,123 --> 00:24:02,156 that you got knocked out in the third round? 492 00:24:02,158 --> 00:24:04,208 Are these mobsters that particular? 493 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,494 Yeah, they're that particular. 494 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:10,248 I'm so sorry you lost, Rafe. 495 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,167 It's okay... brother. 496 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,922 Ta-ta for now, Harry. I'll see you when I see you. 497 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,258 Be good, lad. 498 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:22,260 So long, Rosalie. 499 00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:24,645 Take care of Walter for us, will you? 500 00:24:24,647 --> 00:24:27,181 I will. I always have. 501 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,102 Take me with you. 502 00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:33,487 I've always wanted to say that. 503 00:24:33,489 --> 00:24:36,357 I'll come back when the heat dies down. 504 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,994 I've always wanted to say that. 505 00:24:39,996 --> 00:24:42,196 I lost a lot of money on you. 506 00:24:42,198 --> 00:24:44,248 Was it worth it? 507 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:54,425 I'm still not pleased about you sleeping with Celia. 508 00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:57,795 But you make sure you call me as soon as you get to Portland. 509 00:24:57,797 --> 00:25:00,631 Absolutely. 510 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,100 Thanks for being in my corner, Walter. 511 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,770 Dad, eh? 512 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,138 Call me Dad. 513 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,889 Listen, I've been thinking. 514 00:25:08,891 --> 00:25:11,642 I could get circumcised. Then we could both be the same. 515 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:15,446 I mean, Abraham wasn't circumcised until he was 99. 516 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,949 That's just next year for you, then. 517 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,984 [sighs] 518 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,402 Dad. 519 00:25:21,404 --> 00:25:23,204 ♪ 520 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:33,714 [motor revs] 521 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:40,638 ♪ 522 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:47,000 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -