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S19E03
The City Part of Town

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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com

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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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[Cheers and applause]

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Okay, okay, okay,

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so, this guy is running for president,

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and he hates immigrants,
and he's basically an idiot.

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[Laughter]

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Not surprisingly,
this guy is from a predominantly white town

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called South Park, Colorado,

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or shit heads of America, Incorporated.
I'm not sure. [Laughter]

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Yeah, if this guy's the best
their town has to offer,

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can you imagine who he left behind?

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[Applause]

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[Drawling] Well, hey, I'm from South Park!

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We don't take kindly to
respecting human beings!

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[Normal voice] Y-You think
South Park has a university?

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[Drawling] Welcome to
South Park University.

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<i>Please open your shotguns
and slap your wives.</i>

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<i>[Laughter]</i>

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<i>I live in South Park, and my IQ's so low,</i>
<i>I gots to dig for it.</i>

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[Laughter, applause]

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Did someone say rape?

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That's the word for "clever"
here in South Park.

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[TV shuts off]

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That's not funny.

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[Bell ringing]

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So not cool.

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How does someone just rip on us like that?

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I can't believe Jimmy Fallon hates us.

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Jimmy Fallon loves everything.

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Why would he slam our whole town?

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Because, apparently,
he doesn't care that his jokes

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are at the expense of actual people.

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Do you think it's true?

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Do you think we're really bigoted,
country bumpkins?

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No, hey, we are not bumpkins, okay?

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Kenny's a bumpkin.

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Mrph rmh rm!

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We don't have junked cars in our yards.

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That's just your family, Kenny.

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I just hope somebody
finds a way to fix this.

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I've called you all here because
South Park has an image problem.

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Thanks to Mr. Garrison,

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we are now being referred to as
"the shit heads of America."

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One of our more politically
sensitive citizens

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has proposed an idea for this crisis,
and I'd like you to hear him out.

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Hello, everyone. I'm Randy Marsh,
and I've been PC for almost two weeks now.

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You know we've all been making changes

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to be more socially conscious,
but have we really done enough?

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The truth is there's something
we're lacking as a community,

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and it's time we all faced it.

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What this town needs...

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is a Whole Foods.

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What?! What?! What?! What?!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whole Foods?!

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It would instantly validate us as a town
that cares about stuff!

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We couldn't get a Whole Foods to open here!

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And why not, huh?!

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We all just don't believe
we can get a Whole Foods,

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because we don't believe in ourselves!

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Where could it even go?!

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Mayor?

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I'm announcing a plan for SodoSopa,

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a new urban development

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that will turn the most rundown
and dilapidated part of our town

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into a quaint center of
artisan shops and cafeés.

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Lots of cities are doing this.

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The area south of downtown South Park

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has always been the ugly
eyesore of this town.

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But now SodoSopa is going to
bring in the fresh, new vibrancy

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that Whole Foods can't ignore.

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We'll keep the existing structures,

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but add brick walkways and some quaint,
white lights.

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A plaza in the middle
will be a place where young couples

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can play with their toddlers.

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And it will all be small businesses,
like artisan cheese shops or noodle houses.

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Oh, this is really exciting.

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I thought this area was just
gonna stay [bleep] forever.

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Mrph rmh rmhmhm rm!

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Who is?

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So you think you keep all
the existing structures?

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I do.
It's part of what gives a revitalized area

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like this its charm that the hipsters like.

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Hey, what are you people doing?

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We're gentrifying. It's all good.

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Okay, hold on. Everyone, listen up.

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We understand that not
everyone is for the town

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spending money on the SodoSopa project.

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We want everyone to be able
to voice their concerns.

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Yeah, I got concerns!

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I don't want you touching my damn house!

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We realize that when a
rejuvenation like this

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takes place,
the lower-income residents fear

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they'll be priced out of the area.

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What lower-income residents?

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Me? I work hard and provide
for my family just fine!

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Stewart, come on. Your house sucks.

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"Bleep" you!

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If you people want to turn something into

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a vibrant arts district,
then do it to Randy's house.

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My house is nice.

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Mr. McKormick, you will be living in
the most vibrant part of the entire town.

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SodoSopa is the future of South Park.

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There'll be amazing food
and incredible shops

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right at your doorstep.

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And we want to assure
the lower-income families

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that we are going to take
the time to do this right.

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[Indistinct conversations]

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All right, guys. Welcome to Steed.

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Do we have any allergies?

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No, nothing. And we want to try everything.

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Wow. Can you believe this place?

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Yeah. The food is unbelievable.

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It's like a dream come true, Nelson.

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This area is gonna put our town on the map.

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[Trash can bangs]

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[Bell ringing]

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I don't know what happen all my customers.

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I use to have people come in here,
fill every table.

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Now it's like nobody wants anything to do
with my authentic city food.

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This town is changing so fast, you know?

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This town changing so fast.
Everybody want to be PC, be updated.

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It's like I'm a relic...

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a rost relic from another time, you know?

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I don't know. Sometime,
I feel like I outstayed my welcome.

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That's just how I feel, you know?

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Uh-huh.

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It's like my accent makes people
uncomfortable or something.

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How a Chinese man supposed
to survive in this world?

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[Bell rings]

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Oh, welcome to City Wok.
Can I take your order, please?

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Hey, Mike, what you doing, man?
The guys are all meeting down at SodoSopa.

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At what?

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They've totally revitalized
this area south of downtown.

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- You got to check it out.
- Oh, sweet, dude.

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[Bell rings]

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SodoSopa?

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What the hell is a SodoSopa?!

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What the "bleep"?!

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Mommy, can we go eat outside?

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No, we can't go eat outside.

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But, mommy, they have ice cream.

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We can't afford $10 ice cream, all right?

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If you want nice things,
then go out and get a job!

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Except you won't make money,

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because you just bust your
ass and then barely get by,

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while everyone around you gets richer!

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Just face it,
things are never gonna change around here.

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- What's he gonna say?
- Maybe they won't even answer.

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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

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Hi. Um, yes. My name is Randy Marsh,

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and, um, we would like to

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try and get a Whole Foods in our town.

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Yes, that's right.

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Uh, yes.

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It's, uh, South Park, Colorado.

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No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

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No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

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It's not at all what you think!

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It... yes, it's where the
presidential candidate is from.

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No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

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Hold on, hold on, hold on!
SodoSopa, SodoSopa!

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We have a SodoSopa!
The town is completely different! SodoSopa!

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We have an arts and entertainment district,

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cultural.

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Yes. Okay.

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Okay. Yes, I-I understand.

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Thank you.

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They said they maybe might
send over a representative.

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[All cheering]

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<i>There's a certain quality
to the vibe and energy</i>

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<i>that is SodoSopa,</i>

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<i>from the independent
merchants and unique cafes</i>

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<i>to the rustic charm of
a mixed-income crowd.</i>

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<i>Where else can you let loose your wild side</i>

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<i>while still being a part of
helping the local economy?</i>

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<i>And now a chance to own a piece</i>

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<i>of this most exciting area of South Park.</i>

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<i>Announcing The Lofts at SodoSopa.</i>

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<i>2,000-square-foot flats</i>

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<i>that put you right in the heart of it all.</i>

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<i>After a night out eating
and shopping in SodoSopa,</i>

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<i>just take a few steps, and you're home.</i>

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<i>With modern styling, these lofts are sleek,</i>

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<i>sexy, and, oh, so SodoSopa.</i>

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<i>And for those very privileged few,</i>

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<i>the most private and exclusive
ownership opportunity is here.</i>

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<i>Announcing The Residences
at The Lofts at SodoSopa.</i>

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<i>Now you can have access to luxury refined</i>

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<i>while still just steps
away from the action.</i>

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<i>These finely appointed
residences all feature</i>

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<i>state-of-the-art finishes</i>

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<i>and balconies with views
of historic Kenny's house.</i>

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<i>It's a place to laugh.</i>

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<i>It's a place to gather,</i>

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<i>a place to mingle with people
of all economic classes.</i>

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<i>And now it's a place to live.</i>

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<i>SodoSopa. Welcome home.</i>

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City Wok owner:
And we are going to take business back

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from SodoSopa!

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Oh, hello. You here for job?

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Please join the others, please.

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Some say I cannot survive in today's world.

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But if there's one asset
that the Chinese man has,

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it's tactical use of child labor.

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And together, child labor force,

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we are going to bring
SodoSopa to its knees.

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This is it, people.

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This is what we've all been working for.

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The future of our town depends on us

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being on our best behavior.

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No swearing, no weirdness, and no speeches!

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He's coming!

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Go, go! Everyone in place!

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[Indistinct conversations]

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♪ He's got the whole
world in his hands ♪

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♪ He's got the whole,
wide world in his hands ♪

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♪ He's got the whole
world in his hands ♪

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♪ He's got the whole
world in his hands ♪

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Hello, sir.

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On behalf of everyone here in South Park,

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please let me say we are very excited

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to be in consideration...

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Everyone, please go about your business.

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I need to see this town
in its normal goings-on

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to see if it is indeed a Whole Foods town.

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Okay. Looking good, child-labor force!

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We gonna make City Wok
updated and beautiful!

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♪ Let's go, child-labor force!
Let's go! ♪

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[Claps]

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No, no, Dennis. You don't use
too much cleaner on the table.

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That stuff expensive.
Now listen, everybody!

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This is the big day.

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We gonna take the business
back from SodoSopa!

244
00:11:36,585 --> 00:11:39,152
And how we gonna do it, child-labor force?

245
00:11:39,204 --> 00:11:42,038
That's right...
By taking pride in our work!

246
00:11:42,073 --> 00:11:45,825
With the way this place is looking,
we gonna have people rushing in any second!

247
00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:47,160
Man: Okay, everyone,
go about your business.

248
00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:48,878
Oh, here they come!

249
00:11:48,913 --> 00:11:50,713
Everyone, act normal!
No, don't act normal, act good!

250
00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:53,466
There they go. Wait, wait!

251
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:54,584
[Bell rings]

252
00:11:54,604 --> 00:11:57,503
City Wok! Take your order, please!

253
00:11:57,781 --> 00:11:59,388
Take...

254
00:11:59,424 --> 00:12:01,977
Take order, please?

255
00:12:06,731 --> 00:12:08,988
The previous principal
of the school was let go

256
00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:11,517
so that someone more
progressive could take over.

257
00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:14,687
Hey, bro. I'm the new principal of the
school. My name's PC Principal.

258
00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:17,240
PC Principal. I like that.

259
00:12:17,275 --> 00:12:19,376
So, you've just recently moved here?

260
00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:20,243
That's right.

261
00:12:20,278 --> 00:12:24,397
And do you believe this town
is deserving of a Whole Foods?

262
00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:26,172
You know, I think it's changed a lot.

263
00:12:26,192 --> 00:12:28,406
I really do. I've seen some real progress.

264
00:12:28,426 --> 00:12:29,765
Definitely had some holdouts,

265
00:12:29,785 --> 00:12:31,676
people that went kicking
and screaming into 2015,

266
00:12:31,696 --> 00:12:33,422
but, yes, I think they deserve it.

267
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,064
Mm-hmm.

268
00:12:35,084 --> 00:12:37,310
Show me a classroom, please.

269
00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:40,763
But if Pluto isn't a planet,
who can tell me what it is?

270
00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:41,878
Oh, hello.

271
00:12:41,898 --> 00:12:44,050
This is our new fourth-grade teacher.

272
00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:45,961
She's very normal and professional.

273
00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:48,554
Please continue as if I am not here.

274
00:12:48,574 --> 00:12:51,224
Okay, so, uh, children,

275
00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:54,277
anyone want to tell me what
Pluto is classified as?

276
00:12:54,312 --> 00:12:55,728
Anybody?

277
00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:57,033
Okay.

278
00:12:57,053 --> 00:13:00,569
Well, Pluto is actually a dwarf planet.

279
00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:03,236
That means it's neither a
planet nor a natural satellite.

280
00:13:03,238 --> 00:13:05,920
Is there a reason the children with
disabilities and black child

281
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,844
are front and center?

282
00:13:07,864 --> 00:13:10,115
Oh no, that's just where they always sit,

283
00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:13,579
next to our beloved Craig,
there, who is a homosexual.

284
00:13:13,631 --> 00:13:14,747
Smaller? Anyone want to take a guess?

285
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:16,249
Mm-hmm.

286
00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:19,752
Uh, can... can I show you the
most exciting part of town?

287
00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,087
[Indistinct conversations]

288
00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:24,013
[Bicycle bell dings]

289
00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:27,426
This is historic SodoSopa.

290
00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:31,111
It's our vibrant and charming
arts and foods district.

291
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,286
Hmm.

292
00:13:33,306 --> 00:13:35,651
I enjoy how you've retained
the lower-income housing

293
00:13:35,687 --> 00:13:37,915
with the updated and
quaint urban developments.

294
00:13:37,935 --> 00:13:39,851
That's really what our town is about.

295
00:13:39,871 --> 00:13:41,274
Oh, hello again!

296
00:13:41,326 --> 00:13:43,450
Steven and I were just heading to SodoSopa

297
00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:45,945
to enjoy some specialty foods.

298
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:55,516
Hmm.

299
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:57,253
I have seen enough for today.

300
00:13:57,273 --> 00:13:58,928
I am weary. Where shall I sleep?

301
00:13:58,948 --> 00:14:00,441
Oh, yes, of course.

302
00:14:00,461 --> 00:14:00,988
Uh...

303
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,785
Uh, well, tonight, you're at our Motel Six.

304
00:14:03,805 --> 00:14:06,039
But we'd like to show you the plans

305
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:08,496
for something extremely exciting.

306
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:16,309
<i>You can't say "excitement"
without saying "SodoSopa."</i>

307
00:14:16,311 --> 00:14:19,478
<i>The food, the art, the nightlife.</i>

308
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,963
<i>With the Lofts and Residences at SodoSopa,</i>

309
00:14:21,983 --> 00:14:24,917
<i>all the action was just a few steps away.</i>

310
00:14:24,937 --> 00:14:26,957
<i>But what if you could actually live</i>

311
00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:31,090
<i>in the most central location
that SodoSopa has to offer?</i>

312
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,348
<i>Well, now you can.</i>

313
00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:36,655
<i>Announcing The Villas At Kenny's House,</i>

314
00:14:36,698 --> 00:14:39,365
<i>the most sought-after
address in all of South Park</i>

315
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,501
<i>for only the very privileged few.</i>

316
00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:44,337
<i>Now you can relax in your
state-of-the-art deck spa</i>

317
00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:47,757
<i>while taking in views of
that mixed SodoSopa culture.</i>

318
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,042
[Bottles breaking] Shut your damn mouth,
bitch!

319
00:14:49,094 --> 00:14:50,710
You shut<i> your</i> mouth, or I'll shut...

320
00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:52,211
<i>But that's not all.</i>

321
00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,847
<i>The Villas At Kenny's House
will also feature access</i>

322
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:57,216
<i>to a private fitness center, clubhouse,</i>

323
00:14:57,268 --> 00:14:59,052
<i>and so much more.</i>

324
00:14:59,104 --> 00:15:01,554
<i>Plus a breezeway to the
proposed Whole Foods</i>

325
00:15:01,606 --> 00:15:02,889
<i>just steps away.</i>

326
00:15:02,891 --> 00:15:04,691
<i>The Villas At Kenny's House...</i>

327
00:15:04,726 --> 00:15:07,026
<i>Welcome home.</i>

328
00:15:09,257 --> 00:15:10,530
[Lock clicks]

329
00:15:10,565 --> 00:15:12,198
[Sighs]

330
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:15,868
[Cash register beeps, drawer opens]

331
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,790
Hey, that's okay, we close.

332
00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:22,951
All the other child labor go home.

333
00:15:22,971 --> 00:15:25,745
Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm!

334
00:15:25,747 --> 00:15:27,753
[Sighs]

335
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:29,358
I like you, Dennis.

336
00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:31,050
You work a-real hard.

337
00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:36,339
I wish I could give you more.
You deserve more.

338
00:15:37,592 --> 00:15:39,956
But I think I'm gonna have to shut down.

339
00:15:39,976 --> 00:15:44,423
Now that-a SodoSopa open,
I'm the shitty part of town!

340
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,600
And everyone hates the
shitty part of town.

341
00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:50,254
Mrph, mrph rmhmhm rm.

342
00:15:50,274 --> 00:15:53,875
Oh, what do you know about living
in the shitty part of town, Dennis?

343
00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:56,492
Mrph! Mrph rmhmhm rm!

344
00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:58,494
- You have idea?
- Mrph rmhmhm rm!

345
00:15:58,530 --> 00:16:00,446
Oh-ho, that's the spirit!

346
00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:01,948
[Singsong voice] Let's go, child labor!

347
00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:04,450
[Claps rhythmically] Let's go, child labor!

348
00:16:04,452 --> 00:16:05,734
[Both clap rhythmically]

349
00:16:06,903 --> 00:16:08,953
[Cattle mooing]

350
00:16:12,408 --> 00:16:14,343
So,
these are the cattle that the local shops

351
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:16,701
and restaurants are supplied with?

352
00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:20,548
Uh, these are local cows, yes.

353
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,717
And where does the butchery take place?

354
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,579
Uh, that's right over there.

355
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,338
[Gunshot]

356
00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:30,841
And are the bullets made
from reclaimed metals?

357
00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:32,241
I believe they are.

358
00:16:32,261 --> 00:16:34,623
- Rancher, could you make sure?
- Randy! Steven!

359
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:36,347
We've got a big problem!

360
00:16:36,349 --> 00:16:40,017
The owner of City Wok
has child labor making videos for him!

361
00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:40,995
What?!

362
00:16:41,015 --> 00:16:42,987
Oh, Jesus, we forgot all about that guy!

363
00:16:43,022 --> 00:16:44,010
Shh!

364
00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:45,251
It's all over the place!

365
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,969
He's trying to revitalize
his rundown neighborhood!

366
00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:51,932
Gah! Why do the economically challenged
always have to screw up everything?

367
00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:55,449
We're gonna head back to SodoSopa
for some curious fusion delights!

368
00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:58,650
Come on. We'll get that asshole!

369
00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:02,590
City Wok owner:
There's a new and exciting place

370
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:06,877
where people can gather to shop,
experience, and grow.

371
00:17:06,879 --> 00:17:11,682
This is an all-new
food-and-nightlife district.

372
00:17:11,718 --> 00:17:14,552
This is CtPaTown.

373
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:16,387
Where else but CtPaTown

374
00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:17,869
can you get all the city hotspots

375
00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:20,661
and city food that South Park is known for?

376
00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:23,194
In the mood for some local seafood?

377
00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:27,898
Red Lobster has all the freshest
from Colorado's many oceans.

378
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,305
Or if a handcrafted ale is more your thing,

379
00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:32,303
head on down to Skeeter's Bar

380
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:36,040
for local ales like Coors and Coors Light.

381
00:17:36,075 --> 00:17:39,577
And then of course, there's City Wok,

382
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:42,569
South Park's historic Asian fusion landmark

383
00:17:42,589 --> 00:17:45,916
featuring City Chicken and City Sour Soup.

384
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:49,571
The state-of-the-art toilet
is designed for men and women

385
00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:54,490
and is a great place for you to squeeze out
all the city food you've enjoyed.

386
00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:58,881
Now South Park has another neighborhood
to mingle and relax.

387
00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:00,648
CtPaTown...

388
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,483
Welcome home.

389
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,622
Oh, boy!

390
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,471
Get ready, child-labor force!

391
00:18:06,491 --> 00:18:09,490
Any minute now,
we gonna have customers up our ass!

392
00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:10,741
- Man: Get him!
- Man #2: There he is!

393
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,201
That son a bitch! Get him! Stop him!

394
00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:13,578
Oh, boy, here they come!

395
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:14,795
You were right, Dennis!

396
00:18:14,831 --> 00:18:16,747
CtPaTown commercial did the trick!

397
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:19,050
Get ready for customers, child-labor force!

398
00:18:19,085 --> 00:18:20,885
[Townspeople shouting] [Door bell jingles]

399
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,554
Welcome City Wok!
Take your order pleeaaahhh!

400
00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:25,473
Mrph rmhmhm?!

401
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,425
All right,
take these kids and hide them in the...

402
00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:29,143
Mrph rmhmhm rm? Mrph rmhmhm rm!

403
00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:31,262
Ow! You little...

404
00:18:31,314 --> 00:18:32,263
Get him!

405
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:34,765
[All shouting]

406
00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:40,104
Fight, child-labor force!

407
00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:41,599
Frank, to the left!

408
00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:44,992
Ahem! Ahe-hem!

409
00:18:45,028 --> 00:18:47,195
[Shouting stops]

410
00:18:54,018 --> 00:18:56,337
I've never seen a town put so much energy

411
00:18:56,372 --> 00:19:00,458
into displaying an exaggerated
sense of social consciousness.

412
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,127
Congratulations. You have your Whole Foods.

413
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,912
[All cheering]

414
00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:12,186
Wait, wait! Anybody want a City Chicken?

415
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:13,398
Anybody?

416
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:16,274
Take a order, please?!

417
00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:17,525
[Sighs]

418
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:19,360
I'm sorry, Dennis.

419
00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:21,946
You really tried to help.

420
00:19:21,981 --> 00:19:24,482
I guess it's over.

421
00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:26,200
Come on inside.

422
00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:29,620
I'll pay you the child-labor
wage you deserve.

423
00:19:29,656 --> 00:19:31,689
[Indistinct conversations]

424
00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:39,012
[<i> Banjo music playing]</i>

425
00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:43,384
Well, did you make any money?

426
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:46,220
Mrph, rmhmhm rm.

427
00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,139
[<i> Donkey brays</i>]

428
00:19:48,174 --> 00:19:49,591
Ha! Told ya!

429
00:19:49,611 --> 00:19:52,343
That's how it works in this damn country.

430
00:19:56,414 --> 00:19:58,598
What are you doing, Kenny?

431
00:20:02,842 --> 00:20:04,689
[Gasps] Wow!

432
00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:08,759
This is mine?

433
00:20:08,795 --> 00:20:10,728
Mrph rmhmhm, rm.

434
00:20:14,706 --> 00:20:16,801
Hi!

435
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,376
[Indistinct conversation,
utensils clinking]

436
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:08,135
<i>There's a time when a town
becomes more than it was.</i>

437
00:21:09,063 --> 00:21:11,198
<i>When the people take that bold step</i>

438
00:21:11,218 --> 00:21:14,091
<i>into making things better.</i>

439
00:21:14,143 --> 00:21:16,143
<i>To progress.</i>

440
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,762
<i>To change.</i>

441
00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:21,148
<i>To not be what you were in the past.</i>

442
00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:22,801
<i>This is a new place.</i>

443
00:21:22,821 --> 00:21:24,985
<i>Ready for the next decade.</i>

444
00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:29,104
<i>Updated, revitalized, and ready to fit in</i>

445
00:21:29,124 --> 00:21:31,909
<i>with the most progressive towns in America.</i>

446
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:34,453
<i>This is South Park.</i>

447
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,443
<i>Welcome home.</i>

448
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,457
Are the Mexicans actually staying?

449
00:21:39,477 --> 00:21:41,206
Shh.

450
00:21:41,703 --> 00:21:44,669
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