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Previously on Blunt Talk...
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You want to, you know, like last night?
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Global warming is causing the planet
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to rotate more quickly.
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You see, time itself is speeding up.
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I want the zero-impact family.
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They have a message of change.
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We'll rebook the zero-impact
family right away.
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- Good night, everyone.
- Good night, darling.
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Teddy, where are your pants?
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Oh, shit.
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- Is Teddy all right?
- He's fine.
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He's a hoarder.
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Good Lord.
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Is that my Queen Elizabeth mug?
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I do see you as a mentor.
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Like a father mentor.
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Sure. I hope to be on the
air someday just like you.
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It's healthy to have goals.
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Major...
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why does your new bidet
still have its bow on?
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I'm having second thoughts
about the bidet, Harry.
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But why, Major?
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All you've been clamoring
about is having your own bidet
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ever since we were in Davos.
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Well, with this drought,
it seems irresponsible.
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And to make matters worse,
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I have not delivered a message
of hope about the environment.
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Your staff did say such a message
would be difficult to convey, sir.
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Well, maybe tonight will be the night.
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The zero-impact family are on.
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I know the way they live is extreme,
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but it is those people on the edge
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who will have a chance to
cause a shift in consciousness.
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Jesus Christ!
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You've made a terrible mess!
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You're so clumsy, Martin.
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I don't like a clumsy man.
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What's wrong with you?!
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Rosalie!
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Privacy, please.
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Walter, I didn't mean to upset her.
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No, it's all right. It's all right, son.
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Rosalie, why were you berating Martin?
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He spilled coffee all over the keyboard.
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And I just got a call. Teddy's in the ER.
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The nurse said he fell.
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He's got three stitches in his forehead.
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- Is he all right?
- I don't know.
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He's not answering his phone. I'm
going to Cedars and pick him up.
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Is there anything I can do?
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No, it's all right.
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It's only three stitches, Rosalie.
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I'm sure he's going to be fine.
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I don't know, Walter.
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I don't know.
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Listen, buddy, you're not gonna get fired
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because you spilled a cup of coffee.
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I'm not worried about that.
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It... it's Rosalie. I'm... I'm
worried about our friendship.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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I'm going with Rosalie to
Cedars-Sinai to get Teddy.
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Nothing serious, should be about an hour.
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Email me the script for A block.
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I'll look at it on my phone.
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What's that on your head?
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Oh, it's... it's just
my... my ostrich pillow.
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- What's on your face?
- Shaving cream.
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What did you think it was?
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Nothing... nothing.
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God damn it.
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Teddy checked himself out
against medical advice.
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He told them he had to go to work.
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- He's retired.
- Of course.
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I think he must've gone home,
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but he's still not answering his phone.
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I hope he hasn't got a concussion.
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Let's go to your house then.
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Well, maybe you should
go back to the office.
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- You've still got a lot to do.
- No, we're in good shape.
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Jim and Celia can take care
of anything that comes up.
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Come on.
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Hey, the ladies are waiting
for us in the conference room.
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Okay.
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What's that thing for, anyways?
Like, a pinched nerve in your neck?
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No, it's an ostrich pillow.
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Oh.
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Since I... I lost my nest,
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it's kind of a miniature
nest for me to hide in.
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I can relate. You know,
Rosalie's kind of like my nest.
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Or she was.
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- I'm sorry, buddy.
- Yeah.
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I like your top.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, yeah, we're matching.
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- Funny.
- Twinsies.
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But your breasts look better than mine.
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What?
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- Don't be silly.
- It's true.
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I wish I had your breasts.
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My dad always said that
champagne-glass boobs were the sexiest,
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and I've never gotten that out of my head.
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Did I just hear the word "champagne-boob"?
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Oh, I like pointy boobs.
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You know, the ones that
look like magical elf shoes?
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Elf shoes?
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- You're turned on by elves?
- Oh, yeah.
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This is very strange.
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Where can he be? His car
is still in the driveway.
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God damn it, he's still
not answering his phone.
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Oh, Rosalie.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, he must've just left.
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Look, the ice in this drink is not melted.
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Maybe he went for a walk to clear his head.
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Maybe, but it's too early
for him to be drinking.
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Rosalie, what is going on here?
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Your home is never this untidy.
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Teddy keeps it so neat, like Harry.
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I don't know what's going on.
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We had a fight last night.
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When I woke this morning, he was gone.
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- Teddy?
- No, a receipt.
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Teddy and I have a rideshare account.
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He took a car to Burbank.
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Oh, Burbank? Another woman.
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I hope so. Then he'd be safe.
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I'm just checking the address.
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It's a bar. The Britisher.
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They open early for alcoholics.
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Oh, Lord, he's going on a bender.
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Well, he should've called me.
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Big...
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jug.
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So, what other kind of boobs are there?
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Walter and Rosalie on line one.
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I got it. Got it.
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- Hello, Walter. How are you?
- Hello, everyone.
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We'll be a bit longer than I thought.
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Email us your pitches and any tape you have
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so Walter can prep.
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And, Martin, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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You didn't deserve that.
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It's all right. I still
worship you unconditionally.
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Thank you. You're a good man.
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Anything to add, Walter?
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Jim, you're in charge until I get back.
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- Okay.
- What?
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Well, why aren't I in charge?
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Is it 'cause I'm a woman?
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- No, Jim's senior.
- Yes.
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If there was any gender bias,
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it was unconscious and I apologize.
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Well, put me in charge, then.
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- Celia.
- I can't, Celia.
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It wouldn't be fair to Jim after
I just said he was in charge.
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- Thank you.
- May I speak to Harry?
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Yes, Major?
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Just wanted to hear your voice, Harry.
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All right, good-bye, everyone.
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We'll be back as soon as possible.
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- Bye, Walter.
- Bye.
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Bye, Rosalie.
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I'm just gonna...
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just scoot over here.
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Make it official, I guess.
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Anything I can do for you, sir?
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Something for your coffee, perhaps?
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Uh, I don't, uh...
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no, no, thanks, Harry.
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So I suppose I'm the new Rosalie.
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Okay.
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Oh. Oh.
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Get out. I want to be in Celia's chair.
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Nope, too late.
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Why doesn't anyone want
to sit in the Jim chair?
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It feels sad over there.
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It's always moist.
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Excuse me, sir. We are
looking for a man, blonde,
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not much in the way of cheekbones,
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tall, glasses, good posture.
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May have a bandage on his forehead.
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- Kind of bemused look in the eye.
- Walter, that's enough.
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Well, I'm trying to give
an accurate description.
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Sir, I asked you a question.
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I don't answer questions.
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What do you mean you
don't answer questions?
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I mean, uh, this is the Britisher Bar.
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I'm British. I have rights here.
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Whose drink was that?
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You know, you just asked two questions,
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and I told you I don't answer questions.
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I'd like you to respect my boundaries.
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Walter, Teddy's in another
car less than a mile from here.
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He's on the move. He must've just left.
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Yeah, thank you, sir, for all your help.
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This is a fantastic tracking device.
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Give me the keys. I will drive.
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Let's lead with the teachers'
unions protesting in Ohio.
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I do love a good protest story...
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- as Walter says.
- Yeah.
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Oh, is that supposed to be
your Walter impersonation?
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I... I think we should start with the
Pentagon leaks 'cause he's always like,
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"I do love a good leak."
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No, he would want to lead with the strike.
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He's pro teachers and pro union.
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I think Pentagon...
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because it's military and
I already sent it to him.
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What do you think, Shelly?
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Let's go with the strike.
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Celia had the better Walter impression.
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Martin?
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Oh, I agree with Shelly for once.
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Celia did have the better impression.
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Yours just sounds like Sean Connery.
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- Yeah, I thought that.
- Buddy, come on.
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She's English.
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Yeah, and I'm Indian. What's your point?
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We're gaining on him, Walter.
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Oh, I'm an excellent tracker.
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I always get my man.
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Oh!
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Jesus Christ. Pull over, Walter!
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Sod it!
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- Damn it, Teddy's getting away.
- Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God, wait a minute.
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My license has been suspended.
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Rosalie, quick, change seats with me.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Here, that's it.
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Oh.
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- Oh!
- Oh, shit. Back, back, back.
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- What? What?
- Go back, go back, go back.
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- We gotta go back?
- Yes, go back.
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- Okay.
- Fuck.
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Uh... Hello, Officer.
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Just having a little seat belt problem.
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You didn't see that red light, sir?
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Yes, I did. But you see, Officer,
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we are in pursuit of my friend's husband
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who has suffered a head
wound and he's in a hired car.
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Hey, you're Walter Blunt.
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You kicked a member of
the LAPD in the balls...
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Look, I understand your position, Officer,
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but your colleague is recovered
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and he has full use of both testes.
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What I wanted to say, Mr. Blunt...
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is thank you.
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Out here in Burbank, we're not too fond
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of the Los Angeles Pricks Department.
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Oh. So I'm not going to impound you,
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but I am going to have to give
the lady who was driving a ticket.
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Thank you, Officer. A donation
will be made immediately
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to the Fraternal Order of the Burbank PD.
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That went well.
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Oh, Rosalie, look.
258
00:10:50,623 --> 00:10:52,372
It's the zero-impact family.
259
00:10:52,374 --> 00:10:54,925
My God, they're riding
their bicycles to the studio.
260
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:58,011
Mr. Adler!
261
00:10:58,047 --> 00:10:59,846
Mr. Adler!
262
00:11:01,383 --> 00:11:03,550
Oh, damn it. He didn't hear me.
263
00:11:05,187 --> 00:11:08,939
Oh, Rosalie, I have to
get back to the studio.
264
00:11:08,974 --> 00:11:12,059
Oh, where's he going now?
265
00:11:12,061 --> 00:11:13,977
Oh, Teddy.
266
00:11:14,029 --> 00:11:17,314
Thank you, gentlemen.
267
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:20,534
A car will be here for you in five minutes.
268
00:11:20,569 --> 00:11:23,370
- Where's Teddy now?
- He's hit the desert.
269
00:11:23,405 --> 00:11:25,906
You know, I hate that you
have to press on without me,
270
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,324
but you understand.
271
00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:29,960
It's okay, Walter. I can handle it.
272
00:11:29,995 --> 00:11:31,745
You're needed back at the studio.
273
00:11:39,838 --> 00:11:42,089
Rosalie, wait, wait, wait.
No, I'm coming with you.
274
00:11:42,141 --> 00:11:43,590
Don't be ridiculous.
275
00:11:43,642 --> 00:11:46,643
You haven't missed a
broadcast in five years.
276
00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:48,929
And you have been by my side for 20.
277
00:11:48,981 --> 00:11:52,399
- You're more important to me than Blunt Talk.
- I am?
278
00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:57,904
Well, I mean, it... um,
it... it's very close.
279
00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,406
Yes, you're more important.
280
00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:01,325
I keep saying I have to help people.
281
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,944
Then I should help you, someone I love.
282
00:12:08,334 --> 00:12:10,584
- Walter is on line one.
- Ah.
283
00:12:10,619 --> 00:12:12,035
Yes, Walter.
284
00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:13,870
Listen up. Rosalie and I
285
00:12:13,922 --> 00:12:16,540
are not gonna make it back
for the broadcast tonight,
286
00:12:16,592 --> 00:12:20,010
so, Jim, I want you to replace me on air.
287
00:12:20,045 --> 00:12:21,962
W-what? On the air?
288
00:12:22,014 --> 00:12:24,431
You told me that's your dream.
289
00:12:24,466 --> 00:12:27,134
Walter, this is now conscious gender bias.
290
00:12:27,186 --> 00:12:29,052
I'd like to be on air.
291
00:12:29,104 --> 00:12:31,855
But you never told me that, Celia.
292
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:34,141
Uh, next time there is a
crisis, you can have my chair.
293
00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:36,193
I promise you that.
294
00:12:36,228 --> 00:12:38,528
But there is something
that you can do for me.
295
00:12:38,564 --> 00:12:40,030
Yes, Walter?
296
00:12:40,065 --> 00:12:43,283
Bump the zero-impact family.
297
00:12:43,318 --> 00:12:45,736
I want to have that interview for myself.
298
00:12:45,788 --> 00:12:48,405
Apologize to them on my behalf.
299
00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:52,325
Tell Mr. Adler I will have
him on air as soon as possible.
300
00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:54,161
Oh, God.
301
00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:55,996
Uh, W-Walter, I... I just want to say
302
00:12:55,998 --> 00:12:57,497
thank you for this opportunity.
303
00:12:57,549 --> 00:12:59,916
What's that, Jim? I-I can't hear you.
304
00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:02,469
I wanted to thank you for this opportunity.
305
00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:05,305
Um, but, this is kind of overwhelming.
306
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,674
I can't hear them. I think
we've lost the connection.
307
00:13:07,726 --> 00:13:09,342
- Yeah.
- Oh, Lord.
308
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:12,229
I hope Jim doesn't fail miserably.
309
00:13:12,264 --> 00:13:13,814
God, yes.
310
00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:18,602
Take this, sir.
311
00:13:25,194 --> 00:13:26,410
Well, if we're gonna pull this off,
312
00:13:26,445 --> 00:13:27,994
we need to change your look.
313
00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:29,413
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
314
00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:30,530
What's wrong with my look?
315
00:13:30,582 --> 00:13:33,033
Plenty. Come with me, sir.
316
00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:34,918
Thanks, Harry.
317
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,291
- Still not answering his phone.
- What does the app say?
318
00:13:41,343 --> 00:13:43,427
Oh, he's just been dropped off.
319
00:13:43,462 --> 00:13:46,630
- Oh.
- 1100 Lonesome Canyon Road.
320
00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:48,632
- What?
- Oh, Lord, it's 20 miles away.
321
00:13:48,684 --> 00:13:50,934
Well, let's hope he stays put.
322
00:13:52,471 --> 00:13:56,606
Rosalie, has Teddy been
acting erratic lately?
323
00:13:56,642 --> 00:13:59,609
Walter, I... I'm not in the
mood for talking right now.
324
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:02,529
I... I just want to find him, okay?
325
00:14:02,564 --> 00:14:04,397
Yes, of course.
326
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:11,183
You know, this desert makes
me think of Joshua Tree.
327
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,674
- You remember?
- Of course.
328
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:16,946
The party.
329
00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:20,797
- Teddy got loaded.
- Yeah.
330
00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:24,251
He started reciting poetry naked.
331
00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:27,337
His body was completely hairless.
332
00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:31,925
He was so happy.
333
00:14:31,927 --> 00:14:35,262
Well, those are two things he loves...
334
00:14:35,314 --> 00:14:37,481
nudity and poetry.
335
00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:40,650
You know, when we were starting Blunt Talk,
336
00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:43,270
he wrote down a line of poetry for me.
337
00:14:43,272 --> 00:14:46,439
- Oh.
- By Jack Gilbert.
338
00:14:46,492 --> 00:14:48,608
And I've carried it around ever since.
339
00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:55,499
"I believe Icarus was
not failing as he fell,
340
00:14:55,534 --> 00:15:00,120
but just coming to the end of his triumph."
341
00:15:00,122 --> 00:15:02,455
What does that mean?
342
00:15:02,508 --> 00:15:04,457
Well, that's what I asked Teddy,
343
00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:09,129
and he said, "Don't be scared to fly."
344
00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:11,965
Oh.
345
00:15:12,017 --> 00:15:17,354
Oh.
346
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:26,479
Oh, damn, there's no shampoo.
347
00:15:28,984 --> 00:15:30,150
Harry?
348
00:15:30,152 --> 00:15:32,235
Yes, sir.
349
00:15:32,287 --> 00:15:34,738
Uh, thank you.
350
00:15:36,658 --> 00:15:39,159
Are you sure this is
really necessary, Harry?
351
00:15:39,211 --> 00:15:40,827
Yes, Major.
352
00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:42,329
Did you just call me Major?
353
00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:44,297
Yes, Major... I mean, sir.
354
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,882
Sorry, sir. Force of habit.
355
00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:48,168
It's okay, just... you can call me Jim
356
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,469
like you used to, you know?
357
00:15:49,504 --> 00:15:52,589
With your change in
status, I prefer sir, sir.
358
00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:56,509
So, let's start the whipping.
359
00:15:56,511 --> 00:15:59,679
Mm, would you like dialogue?
360
00:16:02,189 --> 00:16:03,688
Okay.
361
00:16:05,242 --> 00:16:06,775
You've been unclean, sir!
362
00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:08,026
Ah!
363
00:16:08,078 --> 00:16:10,445
- Very unclean!
- Ah!
364
00:16:10,497 --> 00:16:12,781
- Naughty!
- Ah!
365
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,666
- Naughty!
- Ah!
366
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:15,750
What are you?
367
00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:16,868
I'm messy... ah!
368
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,253
- You are messy!
- Ow!
369
00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:21,039
- Right, tidy your room!
- Tidy my room... ah!
370
00:16:21,091 --> 00:16:22,540
Tidy your room!
371
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:24,042
Tidy your room!
372
00:16:24,044 --> 00:16:27,545
Walter wanted me to convey
his most sincere apologies
373
00:16:27,547 --> 00:16:29,848
for bumping you off the show again.
374
00:16:29,883 --> 00:16:32,550
I'm sorry, I can't keep pretending
375
00:16:32,552 --> 00:16:34,969
that someone is not howling in pain nearby.
376
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:38,556
Oh, that. Oh, that's my,
um... my fellow senior producer
377
00:16:38,608 --> 00:16:40,525
is getting ready for his broadcast debut.
378
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,060
He's subbing for Walter.
379
00:16:42,062 --> 00:16:43,778
But why is he in agony?
380
00:16:43,814 --> 00:16:45,897
Well, um, Harry, Walter's manservant,
381
00:16:45,899 --> 00:16:49,067
is leeching his body of toxins
by whipping him with a towel.
382
00:16:49,069 --> 00:16:50,985
That's my understanding.
383
00:16:51,037 --> 00:16:53,121
Well, we need to leech
our planet of toxins,
384
00:16:53,156 --> 00:16:56,541
which is why it's so crucial that
my family and I be on the show.
385
00:16:56,576 --> 00:16:58,076
I'm so sorry, as is Walter.
386
00:16:58,128 --> 00:17:00,795
But you will be on the
show again, I promise.
387
00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:02,914
Okay. Thank you.
388
00:17:02,966 --> 00:17:06,217
I'm not good at being assertive.
I have odd self-esteem.
389
00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:09,220
- Mm-hmm.
- But it's very important that I stress
390
00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:13,508
we need to get our message
out there to the people.
391
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,727
Mankind is imbalanced and needs to change.
392
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,930
Oh, God! Oh, God!
393
00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:21,599
Walter has a manservant.
394
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:24,102
Yes. Yes, he does.
395
00:17:46,593 --> 00:17:49,460
Well, there's no more activity on the app,
396
00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:52,013
so he has to be here.
397
00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:55,517
God, what a desolate, dreary place.
398
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,051
Come on, Walter.
399
00:18:01,975 --> 00:18:04,058
Are you sure you don't want
me to shave your head, sir,
400
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,643
so you can look like the major?
401
00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:08,530
It wouldn't take much time at all.
402
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,148
No, I'd like to keep my hair, Harry.
403
00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,817
I really would.
404
00:18:12,819 --> 00:18:15,987
It's like a curtain for my head.
405
00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:18,456
I think a bald head would suit you, sir,
406
00:18:18,491 --> 00:18:20,241
just as it does the major.
407
00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:22,043
But I defer to your wishes.
408
00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:23,328
Mm.
409
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:25,330
Unhappily, I may add.
410
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,000
Now, hold still, sir. Deep breaths.
411
00:18:29,002 --> 00:18:30,501
Mm-hmm.
412
00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:33,671
- Mm.
- No flinching.
413
00:18:33,673 --> 00:18:34,889
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
414
00:18:34,925 --> 00:18:37,175
I don't feel comfortable doing this.
415
00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:40,261
Our guests come here for
privacy and relaxation.
416
00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:43,514
Or for smoking meth, but
I'm cracking down on that.
417
00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:45,934
Your husband's not a meth-head, is he?
418
00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:47,936
No, nothing stronger than booze.
419
00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:50,688
Meth? Thankfully, that's
one drug I've never tried.
420
00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:52,574
I hear it's very bad for the teeth.
421
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:56,027
Well, meth or no meth, you gotta floss.
422
00:18:58,031 --> 00:18:59,781
Hello?
423
00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:05,036
- Hello?!
- Teddy, open the door, darling!
424
00:19:06,256 --> 00:19:08,039
Okay.
425
00:19:09,876 --> 00:19:11,676
Oh.
426
00:19:13,546 --> 00:19:16,014
Jesus, we're on a wild-goose chase.
427
00:19:16,049 --> 00:19:20,218
He's not in the bathroom, but he used it.
428
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:22,103
And he didn't flush.
429
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:24,138
That's not like Teddy.
430
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:26,391
Actually, it is.
431
00:19:29,813 --> 00:19:31,863
May I present tonight's host
432
00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:34,732
of Blunt Talk, Mr. James Stone?
433
00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:44,742
Stop it, no.
434
00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,327
Okay. It's okay.
435
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:47,879
- Turn around!
- Spin, yeah.
436
00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:50,415
- Really?
- Spin! Spin!
437
00:19:52,085 --> 00:19:53,885
Whoo!
438
00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:03,428
More, more!
439
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:05,263
Shh.
440
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,067
Impressive moves, Jim.
441
00:20:09,102 --> 00:20:11,152
How about we save some
of that for the broadcast?
442
00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:14,272
Rosalie called and told me
about Walter's laryngitis.
443
00:20:16,276 --> 00:20:17,942
So I'm counting on you.
444
00:20:17,994 --> 00:20:21,946
This is your Super Bowl,
your Broadway debut.
445
00:20:21,948 --> 00:20:27,335
This is you coming out of the birth canal.
446
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:29,454
- I will.
- He's gonna be great.
447
00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:31,372
I mean, he's gonna... he's
gonna lead with Pentagon leaks...
448
00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:33,458
Yeah, but what I'm looking
for here is charisma,
449
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,927
humanity, enunciation.
450
00:20:35,962 --> 00:20:38,346
- A-a masculine vibe.
- Yeah.
451
00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:40,515
And numbers.
452
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:41,966
Really good numbers.
453
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,890
Don't fuck up.
454
00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:50,391
I won't.
455
00:20:51,594 --> 00:20:53,344
No fear! Whoo!
456
00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:00,551
I can't do this.
457
00:21:00,603 --> 00:21:02,603
- I can't do this.
- No, don't be ridiculous, Jim.
458
00:21:02,639 --> 00:21:04,555
You're just gonna read off the teleprompter
459
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:06,441
- and sit up straight.
- Right.
460
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:07,391
- Yep.
- Okay. Okay.
461
00:21:07,444 --> 00:21:09,026
- That easy.
- Good.
462
00:21:11,564 --> 00:21:13,531
No, I'm sorry.
463
00:21:20,957 --> 00:21:22,290
Teddy?
464
00:21:22,325 --> 00:21:23,908
Teddy!
465
00:21:26,212 --> 00:21:29,464
The sun'll be gone soon and he
doesn't have his windbreaker.
466
00:21:29,499 --> 00:21:31,415
- Where is he, Walter?
- I don't know.
467
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,217
- Teddy!
- Rosalie.
468
00:21:33,253 --> 00:21:35,689
- Teddy! Rosalie, this is madness.
469
00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:37,270
Look, he could be anywhere.
470
00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:38,723
We need to call the police.
471
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:40,675
- No, we'll find him.
- Rosalie...
472
00:21:40,727 --> 00:21:42,727
- Teddy!
- Rosalie, stop it.
473
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:44,896
Stop it.
474
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:48,683
Y-you have to face up to what's going on.
475
00:21:48,735 --> 00:21:50,151
What do you mean?
476
00:21:50,186 --> 00:21:53,020
All right, I'm gonna say this straight out.
477
00:21:53,072 --> 00:21:55,940
Is Teddy showing signs of dementia?
478
00:21:55,992 --> 00:21:58,943
No, please don't say that word, Walter.
479
00:21:58,995 --> 00:22:03,531
- Rosalie...
- I don't want to watch Teddy...
480
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:06,534
disappear in front of my eyes
481
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:09,170
like my mother did
482
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,422
till he's a stranger.
483
00:22:11,457 --> 00:22:14,258
- Rosalie...
- I'm not ready to lose him.
484
00:22:14,294 --> 00:22:18,129
I don't want to say good-bye.
485
00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:30,274
Right, now you two get
down there and spoon.
486
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:33,861
That's what the major and
Rosalie do in a crisis.
487
00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:45,489
No, Celia is the big spoon,
488
00:22:45,491 --> 00:22:47,241
Jim is the little spoon.
489
00:22:56,052 --> 00:22:57,969
That's better.
490
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,597
I'm not ready for this.
491
00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:14,185
Listen, Jim...
492
00:23:14,237 --> 00:23:18,573
I was hurt when Walter chose you over me.
493
00:23:18,608 --> 00:23:20,691
But when you came out of here before,
494
00:23:20,693 --> 00:23:24,579
I didn't see a guy in hoarding recovery,
495
00:23:24,614 --> 00:23:29,179
I saw a very handsome, capable news-man.
496
00:23:29,706 --> 00:23:33,788
- You did?
- Yeah, I did.
497
00:23:39,212 --> 00:23:41,012
I like spooning.
498
00:23:50,223 --> 00:23:52,223
Is that...?
499
00:24:02,535 --> 00:24:04,318
Teddy!
500
00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:08,789
Teddy, what are you doing?
501
00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:16,163
Sweetheart, what are you doing in the pool?
502
00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:18,416
It was hot.
503
00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:23,254
But why have you come all the
way out here to this motel?
504
00:24:24,924 --> 00:24:26,757
I needed to lie down.
505
00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:30,511
Oh.
506
00:24:35,018 --> 00:24:37,101
Okay, Jim, we're going live
507
00:24:37,103 --> 00:24:42,156
in five, four, three, two...
508
00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:45,943
Good evening. I'm James Stone
509
00:24:45,945 --> 00:24:48,279
filling in for Walter Blunt.
510
00:24:49,999 --> 00:24:54,618
Tonight, anonymous leaks
from inside the Pentagon
511
00:24:54,671 --> 00:24:57,538
send shock waves through Washington.
512
00:24:57,590 --> 00:24:59,423
Are there more on the horizon?
513
00:24:59,459 --> 00:25:00,791
It's not good.
514
00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:02,293
His eyebrows are losing their mind.
515
00:25:02,345 --> 00:25:04,929
Ahem.
516
00:25:04,964 --> 00:25:08,182
The leaks included internal emails
517
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detailing the CIA cyber-attack.
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00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:13,054
Jim, just calm down.
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00:25:13,106 --> 00:25:14,805
Remember the spooning.
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I'm rooting for you.
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00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:23,397
The emails detailed a CIA cyber-attack
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designed to disable Iranian centrifuges.
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This ended up blacking out a
significant portion of southern Turkey.
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Officials in Ankara submitted
a formal complaint to the UN.
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This comes on the heels of allegations
regarding the use of US drones...
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Ahem.
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- Well done, sir.
- Thank you, Harry.
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Mm.
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00:25:47,173 --> 00:25:49,890
You know, we made pretty
good Walter and Rosalies.
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No, we make excellent Jim and Celias.
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Can we just rest here for a while, hmm?
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Of course.
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Mm.
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00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:54,905
Hmm.
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00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,740
Hmm.
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