1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:08,710 A) Every human being is a unique collection of atoms. 3 00:00:08,712 --> 00:00:12,814 B) Some of you in this room might be human beings. 4 00:00:14,751 --> 00:00:18,820 C) When you mess with atoms, or human beings, they blow up. 5 00:00:18,822 --> 00:00:20,956 Belgium, 1831! 6 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:22,924 Okay, everybody, it's happening right now. 7 00:00:22,926 --> 00:00:24,760 Under your desks. Farkle's gonna blow. 8 00:00:24,762 --> 00:00:27,195 I know everything except Belgium, 1831. 9 00:00:27,197 --> 00:00:28,864 And once I know that, I'll know everything! 10 00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:31,186 And then my name goes on the board with those three idiots! 11 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:36,238 - Breathe, Farkle. - Too late. 12 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,939 I taste blue. 13 00:00:40,677 --> 00:00:42,878 You know, with anybody else, that would've been strange. 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,914 But with Farkle, we don't even lift him off the floor anymore. 15 00:00:45,916 --> 00:00:47,749 Oh, here's your book. 16 00:00:47,751 --> 00:00:48,917 Ugh. 17 00:00:50,787 --> 00:00:53,789 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Matthews, I'm here to speak with Farkle Minkus. 18 00:00:53,791 --> 00:00:55,791 Farkle, guidance counselor. 19 00:00:55,793 --> 00:00:57,826 Well, it's about time. 20 00:00:59,996 --> 00:01:01,930 Are you finally taking him away? 21 00:01:01,932 --> 00:01:02,766 He goes, we all go. 22 00:01:02,797 --> 00:01:05,297 I'm here, so it's not just the girls. 23 00:01:06,002 --> 00:01:07,936 There are no secrets in our group. 24 00:01:07,938 --> 00:01:08,937 Nothing can come between... 25 00:01:08,939 --> 00:01:10,238 Okay. 26 00:01:11,707 --> 00:01:12,908 Farkle, I have the results... 27 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:14,709 Of my I.Q. And aptitude test? 28 00:01:14,711 --> 00:01:16,745 I'm a genius, right? You know how I know? 'Cause I'm a genius. 29 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:18,680 It's not conceited when it's true. Right, Mr. Matthews? 30 00:01:18,682 --> 00:01:20,248 I wouldn't know. I'm barely literate. 31 00:01:21,818 --> 00:01:24,753 Your parents have given me permission to tell you that yes, 32 00:01:24,755 --> 00:01:26,170 you scored in the superior range. 33 00:01:26,201 --> 00:01:28,957 And my aptitude test says I should consider a career in... 34 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,293 "Ruling the world." 35 00:01:31,295 --> 00:01:32,846 Never seen that one. 36 00:01:32,877 --> 00:01:36,698 The rest of the class falls within a more traditional range of careers. 37 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,867 Although, we did get one bunny farmer... 38 00:01:38,869 --> 00:01:39,843 Yay. 39 00:01:39,874 --> 00:01:43,738 ...and "armpit sniffer #5" in a deodorant factory. 40 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:44,940 I got a job! 41 00:01:44,942 --> 00:01:49,778 But I would expect there's going to be further testing, is that right, Ms. Oben? 42 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:52,013 Yes. When someone scores this high, 43 00:01:52,015 --> 00:01:53,982 the experts usually want to confirm the testing. 44 00:01:53,984 --> 00:01:56,017 And then, more specialized schools 45 00:01:56,019 --> 00:01:58,987 with gifted programs, like Einstein Academy, might approach you. 46 00:01:58,989 --> 00:02:00,789 Now, Farkle says... 47 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:01,957 I'd never leave my friends behind. 48 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:03,758 Who's a good genius? 49 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,727 I am! 50 00:02:05,729 --> 00:02:07,028 One more thing, Farkle. 51 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,930 It's important not to react to your score 52 00:02:08,932 --> 00:02:10,866 in any way that might make your friends feel... 53 00:02:10,868 --> 00:02:13,001 inferior. Of less value. Like dum-dums. 54 00:02:13,003 --> 00:02:14,970 We're talking about my daughter! 55 00:02:14,972 --> 00:02:16,338 Whose fault is that? 56 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:19,801 Welcome to our Farkle genius party. 57 00:03:19,803 --> 00:03:22,037 I'm Stuart Minkus, the original genius, 58 00:03:22,039 --> 00:03:24,406 very proud to welcome my son to the club. 59 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,043 I'm sure his mother, who is unexceptional, 60 00:03:28,045 --> 00:03:31,379 would like to say a few words representing her people. 61 00:03:31,381 --> 00:03:34,115 Yeah. I'm unexceptional. 62 00:03:34,117 --> 00:03:35,917 Who does what I say? 63 00:03:35,919 --> 00:03:37,152 Everybody. 64 00:03:37,154 --> 00:03:38,920 Hi, Corey. 65 00:03:38,922 --> 00:03:40,822 Nyah! 66 00:03:40,824 --> 00:03:41,957 Stop it. 67 00:03:41,959 --> 00:03:42,958 Look at her. 68 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:43,822 What? I like her now. 69 00:03:43,853 --> 00:03:46,161 She's a lot less scary than she was in high school. 70 00:03:46,163 --> 00:03:47,862 Uh-huh. 71 00:03:47,864 --> 00:03:49,336 Are you not looking at her? 72 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:53,969 I hold in my hand the answer to the question that everyone's been asking. 73 00:03:53,971 --> 00:03:57,138 Is Farkle a clone? A robot? Or a real boy? 74 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:59,908 Real boy, real boy, real boy, real boy. 75 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:02,177 This is the birth certificate of Farkle Minkus. 76 00:04:02,179 --> 00:04:04,012 Real boy! 77 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:09,918 Thanks for having me, mom. 78 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,119 Any time, kiddo. 79 00:04:11,121 --> 00:04:14,889 You make me proud every day. 80 00:04:14,891 --> 00:04:17,959 Stuart and I want to thank all of Farkle's friends who care about him. 81 00:04:17,961 --> 00:04:19,396 You're all he ever talks about. 82 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:23,098 We hope you'll keep encouraging him to be as unique as he's always been. 83 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:27,068 The Minkuses have always been simple, incredibly rich people. 84 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:30,038 Please enjoy our party, and don't forget your complimentary penguin. 85 00:04:34,977 --> 00:04:37,012 Hey, Minkus, great party. 86 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:38,947 Nice shirt. I don't care about any of that. 87 00:04:38,949 --> 00:04:41,516 You married Jennifer Bassett. Did you know that? 88 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:45,020 We fell in love. 89 00:04:45,022 --> 00:04:46,221 She told me. 90 00:04:46,223 --> 00:04:47,922 Maya, when I rule the world, 91 00:04:47,924 --> 00:04:49,224 I'll give you half because you're my lovely fake wife. 92 00:04:49,226 --> 00:04:51,092 Hey, I want some of that! 93 00:04:51,094 --> 00:04:53,028 Yeah, Farkle, you love them equally. 94 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:55,196 Marry them both. Wouldn't that be the genius thing to do? 95 00:04:55,198 --> 00:04:57,999 See why I keep you around! Make it happen, face. 96 00:04:58,968 --> 00:05:00,068 Here we go. 97 00:05:02,071 --> 00:05:04,039 - Riley Matthews? - Yes. 98 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:05,048 - Would you... - Absolutely. 99 00:05:05,079 --> 00:05:06,908 - ...do me the honor... - Any time at all. 100 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,043 - ...of becoming... - Whatever you want. 101 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:09,944 - ...mrs... - Do you not understand "yes"? 102 00:05:09,946 --> 00:05:11,246 ...Farkle Minkus? 103 00:05:11,248 --> 00:05:12,408 You're gonna be there, right? 104 00:05:12,409 --> 00:05:14,249 - A yes is a yes. Here's your ring. - Hey! 105 00:05:14,251 --> 00:05:15,372 - You get two penguins. - Okay. 106 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:18,183 Maya, marry us quick while she's still distracted by the sparkles. 107 00:05:19,255 --> 00:05:20,555 Okay. 108 00:05:21,991 --> 00:05:23,224 Blah, blah blah. 109 00:05:23,226 --> 00:05:24,492 I do. 110 00:05:24,494 --> 00:05:26,194 Blah, blah blah. 111 00:05:26,196 --> 00:05:27,996 There it is. 112 00:05:29,231 --> 00:05:30,012 What do you want? 113 00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:33,134 If anyone has any reason why these two shouldn't be joined... 114 00:05:33,136 --> 00:05:34,169 I object, yes. 115 00:05:34,171 --> 00:05:34,965 Smackle. 116 00:05:34,996 --> 00:05:38,169 You made it to the wedding, Smackle! 117 00:05:39,876 --> 00:05:42,077 Still having trouble with the hugging thing, aren't you? 118 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:45,113 The average middle schooler spends nine minutes a day engaged in hugs. 119 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:47,015 Do you know what I accomplish in those nine minutes? 120 00:05:47,017 --> 00:05:48,516 - No. - Ask NASA. 121 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:53,054 Smackle, here to mock my recent membership into the genius club? 122 00:05:53,056 --> 00:05:54,255 On the contrary, Farkle. 123 00:05:54,257 --> 00:05:56,157 I welcome you with open arms. 124 00:06:00,062 --> 00:06:01,262 My arms. 125 00:06:01,264 --> 00:06:03,064 They are open. 126 00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,599 What do you want me to do with that? 127 00:06:06,268 --> 00:06:08,069 We are both geniuses now. 128 00:06:08,071 --> 00:06:10,238 Yup. That makes us even more alike that we were. 129 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,272 And as we both know... 130 00:06:11,274 --> 00:06:13,141 Like forces repel. 131 00:06:13,143 --> 00:06:15,009 Yes, science says we may never be together. 132 00:06:15,011 --> 00:06:16,244 And science never makes a mistake. 133 00:06:16,246 --> 00:06:21,049 Really? Have you seen the blobfish? 134 00:06:21,051 --> 00:06:24,052 Why, science? Why? 135 00:06:26,288 --> 00:06:29,190 I'm here to ask you to consider transferring to Einstein Academy. 136 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:30,191 That's not happening. 137 00:06:30,193 --> 00:06:31,292 Stop hitting on me. 138 00:06:31,294 --> 00:06:33,261 Ha. Okay. 139 00:06:35,031 --> 00:06:37,031 What would be the benefits of my going to Einstein? 140 00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:39,033 To develop your magnificent brain 141 00:06:39,035 --> 00:06:40,964 so the world is not cheated of your full potential. 142 00:06:40,995 --> 00:06:43,004 Are you suggesting that my dum-dums hold me back? 143 00:06:43,006 --> 00:06:45,573 I am a blobfish. 144 00:06:45,575 --> 00:06:48,276 Yeah... tell me more about Einstein Academy. 145 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,583 Farkle, what are you? 146 00:06:55,585 --> 00:06:58,219 Genius. I'm on the board. 147 00:06:58,221 --> 00:06:59,621 Wrong. 148 00:06:59,623 --> 00:07:01,222 Riley, what are you? 149 00:07:01,224 --> 00:07:03,258 Bunny farmer. 150 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,126 Wrong. 151 00:07:05,128 --> 00:07:09,097 Then don't go into my room. 152 00:07:09,099 --> 00:07:11,633 All these things that you guys have been told you are this week? 153 00:07:11,635 --> 00:07:15,103 That's only a piece of what makes you an individual. 154 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:19,140 This I.Q. Test produces a number that puts you in a category. 155 00:07:19,142 --> 00:07:20,241 A label. 156 00:07:20,243 --> 00:07:22,210 Don't live under a label. 157 00:07:22,212 --> 00:07:24,179 It just gets in the way of who you are. 158 00:07:24,181 --> 00:07:26,347 But if you get called something enough, don't you start believing it? 159 00:07:26,349 --> 00:07:29,217 Believe in what you contribute to others. 160 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:31,352 We expect great things from you, Farkle. 161 00:07:31,354 --> 00:07:34,055 I'll try my best, sir. 162 00:07:34,057 --> 00:07:38,226 But, I also expect great things from everybody else. 163 00:07:38,228 --> 00:07:42,096 Remarkable people have I.Q.'s all across the board. 164 00:07:42,098 --> 00:07:46,100 Everyone has great gifts, and everyone in this class 165 00:07:46,102 --> 00:07:49,103 has the potential to impact our world. 166 00:07:49,105 --> 00:07:51,206 So just be yourself. 167 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,208 It's the only label that matters. 168 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,144 Mr. Matthews? 169 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:58,346 If it's all right with you, I need a moment with Farkle. 170 00:07:58,348 --> 00:08:00,248 Okay. Farkle? 171 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,164 So, they did more testing on me. 172 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,132 How big a genius are you? 173 00:08:18,134 --> 00:08:21,236 Riley, they're considering some behavioral traits in Farkle 174 00:08:21,238 --> 00:08:23,404 that warrant a more specific kind of testing. 175 00:08:23,406 --> 00:08:26,307 What? They just noticed Farkle's a little farkly? 176 00:08:26,309 --> 00:08:28,409 I could have told them that. 177 00:08:28,411 --> 00:08:30,445 They want to see if I have autism. 178 00:08:31,714 --> 00:08:33,381 You don't. 179 00:08:33,383 --> 00:08:35,316 Let's go tell them you don't. 180 00:08:35,318 --> 00:08:38,186 I might have a type of autism called Asperger's syndrome. 181 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:39,420 You don't. 182 00:08:39,422 --> 00:08:40,176 What is it? 183 00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:43,221 It's a disorder that affects a person's behavior. 184 00:08:44,326 --> 00:08:47,228 Farkle, when I said that you were a little farkly, what I meant was... 185 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:49,297 Yeah, that you behave just like a perfectly normal Farkle. 186 00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:50,079 You do. 187 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:53,201 We'll get the results from today's interview, and we'll know. 188 00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:54,302 We know. 189 00:08:54,304 --> 00:08:54,911 We don't know. 190 00:08:54,942 --> 00:08:57,338 Guys, I've passed every single test I've ever taken. 191 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:58,491 He made us come right over. 192 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:02,243 He didn't want to go home, he didn't want to do anything except be with you. 193 00:09:02,245 --> 00:09:03,411 Of course. 194 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:05,713 That's who he is. 195 00:09:05,715 --> 00:09:07,415 I see it in my classroom every day. 196 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:12,220 The most important thing to him was that you're a part of this. 197 00:09:12,222 --> 00:09:14,289 Because he's Farkle. 198 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:17,258 That's who you are, no matter what anybody says. 199 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,368 Could you please give us one of your wonderful little Riley pick-me-ups? 200 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,804 Whatever happens, at least you're in better shape that Maya. 201 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:33,474 Okay, that wasn't what I was going for, but sure, let's turn on me. 202 00:09:33,476 --> 00:09:35,443 You think you got stuff? 203 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:37,512 Look at this! This is a bag of cats. 204 00:09:37,514 --> 00:09:39,314 Okay there, little helper. 205 00:09:39,316 --> 00:09:42,383 All right, this website lists symptoms of Asperger's. 206 00:09:42,385 --> 00:09:44,752 Uh, the first one they mention is social awkwardness. 207 00:09:44,754 --> 00:09:46,220 Check. 208 00:09:46,222 --> 00:09:47,455 You don't do anything awkward. 209 00:09:48,757 --> 00:09:50,792 Ha! 210 00:09:50,794 --> 00:09:53,328 Well, that's just something you do and you're gonna stop doing that. 211 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:54,762 He's gonna stop doing that. 212 00:09:54,764 --> 00:09:56,331 "Narrowed interests. 213 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,376 "Going on about a subject 214 00:09:57,407 --> 00:10:00,234 "even if the people he's talking to don't have a shared interest." 215 00:10:00,236 --> 00:10:00,856 Check. 216 00:10:00,887 --> 00:10:03,338 Farkle, we're interested in everything you're interested in. 217 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:03,993 Belgium, 1831! 218 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:06,404 Stop doing that. He's gonna stop doing that. 219 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:10,244 Guys, whatever this is, I got it. 220 00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:12,280 And I need you to let that be okay. 221 00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:15,249 "Some people with Asperger's are uncomfortable being touched 222 00:10:15,251 --> 00:10:17,251 "or receiving affection. 223 00:10:17,253 --> 00:10:20,221 "They may struggle to fully understand emotion or love." 224 00:10:20,223 --> 00:10:22,557 Check, check, checky-check, check. 225 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:24,325 Farkle, what are you talking about? 226 00:10:24,327 --> 00:10:26,527 You love Riley and me since the day we met. You married us. 227 00:10:26,529 --> 00:10:27,562 It wasn't real. 228 00:10:27,564 --> 00:10:29,330 Oww. 229 00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:32,533 But it's very sweet. 230 00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:34,369 And it's all about emotions. 231 00:10:34,371 --> 00:10:36,471 You guys are my best friends. Please promise me one thing. 232 00:10:36,473 --> 00:10:39,307 Anything. 233 00:10:39,309 --> 00:10:41,409 Please don't ever let me not understand love. 234 00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:49,317 Nothing's ever been out of our control before. 235 00:10:49,319 --> 00:10:52,420 We usually control everything with money and penguins. 236 00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:57,325 You guys are gonna get the results, and no matter what they say, 237 00:10:57,327 --> 00:11:00,328 you're gonna keep being the same great parents you've always been. 238 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:01,404 You'll figure this out. 239 00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:03,598 - You sure? - Of course, I'm sure, Stuart. 240 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,600 I mean, you are almost as smart as me. 241 00:11:05,602 --> 00:11:08,302 Oh, thanks. 242 00:11:08,304 --> 00:11:10,371 Jennifer, you're pretty strong. 243 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:12,407 Nothing stands a chance against you. 244 00:11:12,409 --> 00:11:14,475 All my life, nothing's ever frightened me. 245 00:11:14,477 --> 00:11:16,878 Then I had a child, and the thought of something 246 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,876 happening to him frightens me every day. 247 00:11:21,316 --> 00:11:25,286 No matter what they tell you, he's Farkle, and we love him. 248 00:11:25,288 --> 00:11:26,587 Thanks for being here for us, guys. 249 00:11:26,589 --> 00:11:28,489 Every day. 250 00:11:32,895 --> 00:11:35,463 Would you guys be upset if I transferred to Einstein Academy? 251 00:11:36,432 --> 00:11:37,432 Yes. 252 00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:38,545 Would you still be my friends? 253 00:11:38,576 --> 00:11:40,435 Boy, for someone who's gonna rule the world, 254 00:11:40,437 --> 00:11:42,403 you sure ask some dum-dum questions. 255 00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:48,543 Farkle. 256 00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:49,577 People who aren't Farkle. 257 00:11:49,579 --> 00:11:50,645 Hey, Smackle. 258 00:11:50,647 --> 00:11:52,513 Stop smothering me. 259 00:11:52,515 --> 00:11:53,881 Okay. 260 00:11:57,553 --> 00:11:59,520 Friends. Hugging. 261 00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:02,623 I suppose this is all very important to people like you. 262 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:05,626 You love us, Smackle, you just don't know it yet. 263 00:12:05,628 --> 00:12:06,575 Noted. 264 00:12:06,606 --> 00:12:10,364 Farkle, I'm here to see how you enjoyed your tour of Einstein Academy. 265 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,533 - You went? - He spent the day with us. 266 00:12:12,535 --> 00:12:14,435 He fit. 267 00:12:14,437 --> 00:12:15,570 And so will this. 268 00:12:18,407 --> 00:12:19,440 How does it look? 269 00:12:19,442 --> 00:12:22,376 I'm swooning. 270 00:12:22,378 --> 00:12:25,480 Perhaps we could indulge in our established ritual of sharing a smoothie? 271 00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:27,515 Thanks, but I'm not really thirsty right now. 272 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:31,486 Nor am I really interested in the consumption of a frozen treat... 273 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:35,490 What are you doing? What is she doing? 274 00:12:35,492 --> 00:12:36,624 Who do we call? 275 00:12:37,693 --> 00:12:39,494 I believe she's winking at me. 276 00:12:39,496 --> 00:12:40,695 How do you like it? 277 00:12:43,665 --> 00:12:45,633 Yeah, let's see it with one eye. 278 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:50,438 - Two, yes, two eyes. - Please, don't... 279 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,707 Why don't I get us a table outside? 280 00:13:02,518 --> 00:13:05,520 Farkle, Isadora Smackle loves you! 281 00:13:05,522 --> 00:13:06,919 But I'm loyal to both of you. 282 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:10,725 Well, your two fake wives want you to spend time with one real Smackle. 283 00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:12,693 Go get 'em, tiger. 284 00:13:12,695 --> 00:13:14,629 Why are you doing this? 285 00:13:14,631 --> 00:13:16,631 Did you ask us to help you understand love? 286 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,632 Yeah. 287 00:13:17,634 --> 00:13:18,699 Then go figure it out. 288 00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:20,668 Yeah, we heard you're a genius. 289 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:33,748 It feels strange to be together not in a spelling bee, or something. 290 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:37,485 Well, I am more comfortable saying things in spelling bees. 291 00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:39,420 Hunk. 292 00:13:39,422 --> 00:13:40,721 H-u-n-k. Hunk. 293 00:13:42,457 --> 00:13:44,492 Uh, could you use that in a sentence, please? 294 00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:46,994 You look great in that blazer, hunk. 295 00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:53,467 This is new. 296 00:13:53,469 --> 00:13:54,635 New is interesting. 297 00:13:54,637 --> 00:13:56,437 What else is new? 298 00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:57,772 My blazer is new. 299 00:13:57,774 --> 00:13:59,774 Me being called a hunk is new. 300 00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:04,478 I may have a form of autism. 301 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,513 Really? 302 00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:07,548 Asperger's syndrome. 303 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:08,783 This may be too much for you. 304 00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:10,551 I understand if you wish to leave. 305 00:14:10,553 --> 00:14:12,453 I would never leave. 306 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:13,487 This doesn't scare you? 307 00:14:13,489 --> 00:14:14,589 Not at all. 308 00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:16,591 May I tell you that it scares me? 309 00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:19,594 You are holding my hand. 310 00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:22,730 Is that okay? 311 00:14:22,732 --> 00:14:24,565 It's the hunk move. 312 00:14:26,602 --> 00:14:28,069 Thank you, Isadora. 313 00:14:28,071 --> 00:14:30,037 For what? 314 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:32,607 For liking me for whatever I am. 315 00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:50,558 - Farkle. - Hello, Smackle. 316 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,560 You observed me in my natural habitat, 317 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:56,631 so I asked Mr. Matthews if I could observe you in Mediocreville. 318 00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:58,633 - I hope that's not offensive. - Of course, it is. 319 00:14:58,635 --> 00:14:59,767 I have no remorse. 320 00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:03,671 Glad you could join us, Smackle. 321 00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:07,108 Lucas, you have to stop. 322 00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,610 It's never gonna happen. 323 00:15:10,746 --> 00:15:13,581 Lucas, take a hint. 324 00:15:16,618 --> 00:15:17,718 Wow. 325 00:15:19,688 --> 00:15:22,536 Farkle may we speak privately? 326 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:25,092 There's no need, Ms. Oben. I understand what I have. 327 00:15:25,094 --> 00:15:26,594 I'll be fine. 328 00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:29,096 Well, I understand I'm talking to a genius, 329 00:15:29,098 --> 00:15:30,816 but I don't think you understand at all. 330 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:34,198 I've spoken with your parents and they're okay if we have a conversation. 331 00:15:42,778 --> 00:15:44,545 Farkle time? 332 00:15:44,547 --> 00:15:45,613 Absolutely. 333 00:15:48,684 --> 00:15:51,652 Asperger's syndrome is an autism spectrum disorder. 334 00:15:51,654 --> 00:15:52,481 A.S.D. 335 00:15:52,512 --> 00:15:55,820 This is a pretty complicated label, so I wanna explain it to you. 336 00:15:56,892 --> 00:16:00,728 People with a.S.D. Can fall anywhere on a spectrum of different behaviors. 337 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,830 They talked to me for a long time. 338 00:16:02,832 --> 00:16:04,699 And you know what? 339 00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:06,634 I don't have Asperger's. 340 00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:08,903 But they also said they don't know what to make of me. 341 00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:13,140 And I like that. 342 00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:14,909 So, what am I? 343 00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:17,912 I'm Farkle! Thank you. 344 00:16:28,924 --> 00:16:33,194 We're all a unique collection of atoms, and there's only one of each of us. 345 00:16:33,196 --> 00:16:38,166 The only label you should wear is your name. 346 00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:41,036 Let your actions define you. 347 00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:43,204 Because there's another spectrum. 348 00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:48,510 How you live your life, what you do with whatever you're given. 349 00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:53,515 How you treat the other people around you. 350 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:56,017 These are your actions. 351 00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:58,119 This is your name. 352 00:16:58,121 --> 00:17:00,121 That's who you are. 353 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,024 Thanks for the way you treat me. 354 00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:04,559 And thanks for studying all of it. 355 00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:07,095 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 356 00:17:07,097 --> 00:17:08,263 You guys studied? 357 00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:12,067 Hey, our friend was worried about something. 358 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:13,118 So, we learned about it. 359 00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:16,034 If I knew it was studying, I wouldn't have done it. 360 00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:20,116 Ms. Smackle? 361 00:17:20,147 --> 00:17:24,279 I believed that Farkle would be better off attending Einstein Academy. 362 00:17:24,281 --> 00:17:28,083 Observing him in your inferior class was to be my proof. 363 00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:31,019 Don't hold back, smack, just say what's on your mind. 364 00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:33,254 My findings are contradictory to my hypothesis. 365 00:17:33,256 --> 00:17:36,024 Also, please talk down to us. 366 00:17:38,027 --> 00:17:41,096 This class teaches lessons you cannot find in a textbook. 367 00:17:43,099 --> 00:17:46,601 There are friendships here that can't be created in a laboratory. 368 00:17:48,237 --> 00:17:51,206 Farkle, you are where you belong. 369 00:17:52,975 --> 00:17:56,244 I, on the other hand, should leave. 370 00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:11,326 Hey, remember when we were in high school, 371 00:18:11,328 --> 00:18:12,863 and you thought I was a monster just because 372 00:18:12,894 --> 00:18:14,329 I was bigger and different than everybody, 373 00:18:14,331 --> 00:18:16,264 and I handcuffed Shawn to a boathouse? 374 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:20,568 Yeah. 375 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:22,237 Well, it never mattered what people said about me. 376 00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:24,139 I've always been comfortable with myself 377 00:18:24,141 --> 00:18:26,207 no matter what anybody else called me. 378 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:28,576 I think that's a good way to go through life, monster. 379 00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:32,046 Even if Farkle had been diagnosed with something, 380 00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:33,615 it never would have changed how much we love him. 381 00:18:33,617 --> 00:18:36,284 Or each other. 382 00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:38,253 Thank you for my son. 383 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:40,054 Thank you for marrying me. 384 00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:42,323 Yeah, well, you told me to. 385 00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:44,292 Hey, guys, we appreciate you going through this with us. 386 00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:46,194 Yeah, that's what friends do. 387 00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:48,096 Hey, monster? 388 00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:49,364 Yeah? 389 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:51,232 You don't scare me anymore. 390 00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:00,375 I'm okay. 391 00:19:00,377 --> 00:19:02,177 I will go though life alone. 392 00:19:02,179 --> 00:19:04,379 Isadora, you haven't lost Farkle. 393 00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:06,147 He doesn't want me now. 394 00:19:06,149 --> 00:19:07,615 Why? 395 00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:09,317 Because he doesn't have Asperger's... 396 00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:11,386 Like you? 397 00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:14,255 How did you know? 398 00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:15,356 We studied. 399 00:19:15,358 --> 00:19:17,192 We're studiers. 400 00:19:17,194 --> 00:19:18,293 She made me. 401 00:19:20,229 --> 00:19:24,199 I was diagnosed when I was five years old. 402 00:19:24,201 --> 00:19:27,168 I... struggle with it. 403 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:30,104 Isadora, I don't think there's anybody we respect more than you. 404 00:19:30,106 --> 00:19:31,406 I'm not like everybody else. 405 00:19:31,408 --> 00:19:33,308 But who wants that? 406 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:36,377 The strangest thing is that I feel so comfortable with Farkle. 407 00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:39,080 But he's not quite like me anymore. 408 00:19:39,082 --> 00:19:41,416 But I thought that's what you guys always wanted. 409 00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:44,185 You were like forces and like forces repel. 410 00:19:44,187 --> 00:19:45,034 Yeah, Smackle. 411 00:19:45,065 --> 00:19:48,423 Science dictates that you guys can be together now. 412 00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:49,657 You think he knows that? 413 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,360 Ladies! 414 00:19:53,362 --> 00:19:55,196 Farkle, my arch Nemesis. 415 00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:56,469 Smackle, my arch Nemesis. 416 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,367 Riley, Maya, my wives who I will adore forever. 417 00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,302 I want a divorce. Make it a double. 418 00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:06,274 This is the longest relationship I've ever had. 419 00:20:07,676 --> 00:20:09,244 You will love again, Riley. 420 00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:18,186 Oh, I'm gonna leave you twos alone now. 421 00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:24,392 Isadora, I'm a single man now. 422 00:20:26,195 --> 00:20:30,265 Farkle, before we continue, there's something I need to tell you. 423 00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:33,167 - I have... - I know you do. 424 00:20:33,169 --> 00:20:36,337 I also know you showed me understanding and compassion. 425 00:20:36,339 --> 00:20:37,705 Of course. 426 00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:39,407 Please, let me do the same. 427 00:20:41,377 --> 00:20:43,244 May I hug you? 428 00:20:43,246 --> 00:20:44,345 Yes. 429 00:20:51,287 --> 00:20:52,420 I don't like this at all. 430 00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:53,721 I know. 431 00:20:55,224 --> 00:20:56,257 Don't stop. 432 00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:57,492 Okay. 433 00:21:06,268 --> 00:21:07,468 These are my friends, Isadora. 434 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,237 They like me for who I am. 435 00:21:09,239 --> 00:21:11,406 They make me feel like I could rule the world. 436 00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:14,475 Yeah, so forget trying to steal Farkle over to Einstein. 437 00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:16,277 You come to John Quincy Adams. 438 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:18,246 What would be the benefits? 439 00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,569 You would have good friends here. 440 00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:23,351 But, I'm not good at that. 441 00:21:23,353 --> 00:21:25,386 Yeah, but... 442 00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:26,195 We are. 443 00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:29,424 Maybe if you were in a place where you had some good friends... 444 00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:31,392 You wouldn't struggle as much. 445 00:21:31,394 --> 00:21:33,261 People change people. 446 00:21:33,263 --> 00:21:34,362 Secret of life. 447 00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:41,402 You just won't give up, will you? 448 00:21:42,404 --> 00:21:43,771 Nope. 449 00:21:43,773 --> 00:21:45,373 Looks good on you, though, Smackle. 450 00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:50,278 Okay. I have a question for everybody, 451 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,281 and I want you guys to answer as honestly as you can. 452 00:21:53,283 --> 00:21:55,316 Who here is normal? 453 00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,821 And who here wants to be? 454 00:22:07,363 --> 00:22:08,563 Good.