1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:11,710 A) Every human being is a unique collection of atoms. 3 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:15,814 B) Some of you in this room might be human beings. 4 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:21,820 C) When you mess with atoms, or human beings, they blow up. 5 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,956 Belgium, 1831! 6 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:25,924 Okay, everybody, it's happening right now. 7 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,760 Under your desks. Farkle's gonna blow. 8 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:30,195 I know everything except Belgium, 1831. 9 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,864 And once I know that, I'll know everything! 10 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:34,186 And then my name goes on the board with those three idiots! 11 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:39,238 - Breathe, Farkle. - Too late. 12 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,939 I taste blue. 13 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,878 You know, with anybody else, that would've been strange. 14 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,914 But with Farkle, we don't even lift him off the floor anymore. 15 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,749 Oh, here's your book. 16 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:51,917 Ugh. 17 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,789 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Matthews, I'm here to speak with Farkle Minkus. 18 00:00:56,791 --> 00:00:58,791 Farkle, guidance counselor. 19 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:00,826 Well, it's about time. 20 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,930 Are you finally taking him away? 21 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:05,766 He goes, we all go. 22 00:01:05,797 --> 00:01:08,297 I'm here, so it's not just the girls. 23 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,936 There are no secrets in our group. 24 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:11,937 Nothing can come between... 25 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,238 Okay. 26 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:15,908 Farkle, I have the results... 27 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,709 Of my I.Q. And aptitude test? 28 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,745 I'm a genius, right? You know how I know? 'Cause I'm a genius. 29 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,680 It's not conceited when it's true. Right, Mr. Matthews? 30 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,248 I wouldn't know. I'm barely literate. 31 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,753 Your parents have given me permission to tell you that yes, 32 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,170 you scored in the superior range. 33 00:01:29,201 --> 00:01:31,957 And my aptitude test says I should consider a career in... 34 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,293 "Ruling the world." 35 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,846 Never seen that one. 36 00:01:35,877 --> 00:01:39,698 The rest of the class falls within a more traditional range of careers. 37 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,867 Although, we did get one bunny farmer... 38 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:42,843 Yay. 39 00:01:42,874 --> 00:01:46,738 ...and "armpit sniffer #5" in a deodorant factory. 40 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:47,940 I got a job! 41 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:52,778 But I would expect there's going to be further testing, is that right, Ms. Oben? 42 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,013 Yes. When someone scores this high, 43 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,982 the experts usually want to confirm the testing. 44 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,017 And then, more specialized schools 45 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:01,987 with gifted programs, like Einstein Academy, might approach you. 46 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,789 Now, Farkle says... 47 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,957 I'd never leave my friends behind. 48 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,758 Who's a good genius? 49 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,727 I am! 50 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,028 One more thing, Farkle. 51 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,930 It's important not to react to your score 52 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,866 in any way that might make your friends feel... 53 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:16,001 inferior. Of less value. Like dum-dums. 54 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,970 We're talking about my daughter! 55 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,338 Whose fault is that? 56 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,801 Welcome to our Farkle genius party. 57 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:25,037 I'm Stuart Minkus, the original genius, 58 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,406 very proud to welcome my son to the club. 59 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,043 I'm sure his mother, who is unexceptional, 60 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,379 would like to say a few words representing her people. 61 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:37,115 Yeah. I'm unexceptional. 62 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,917 Who does what I say? 63 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,152 Everybody. 64 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:41,920 Hi, Corey. 65 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,822 Nyah! 66 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:44,957 Stop it. 67 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:45,958 Look at her. 68 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:46,822 What? I like her now. 69 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:49,161 She's a lot less scary than she was in high school. 70 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:50,862 Uh-huh. 71 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,336 Are you not looking at her? 72 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:56,969 I hold in my hand the answer to the question that everyone's been asking. 73 00:03:56,971 --> 00:04:00,138 Is Farkle a clone? A robot? Or a real boy? 74 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,908 Real boy, real boy, real boy, real boy. 75 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,177 This is the birth certificate of Farkle Minkus. 76 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:07,012 Real boy! 77 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,918 Thanks for having me, mom. 78 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,119 Any time, kiddo. 79 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:17,889 You make me proud every day. 80 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,959 Stuart and I want to thank all of Farkle's friends who care about him. 81 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,396 You're all he ever talks about. 82 00:04:22,427 --> 00:04:26,098 We hope you'll keep encouraging him to be as unique as he's always been. 83 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:30,068 The Minkuses have always been simple, incredibly rich people. 84 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:33,038 Please enjoy our party, and don't forget your complimentary penguin. 85 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:40,012 Hey, Minkus, great party. 86 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,947 Nice shirt. I don't care about any of that. 87 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,516 You married Jennifer Bassett. Did you know that? 88 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:48,020 We fell in love. 89 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,221 She told me. 90 00:04:49,223 --> 00:04:50,922 Maya, when I rule the world, 91 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,224 I'll give you half because you're my lovely fake wife. 92 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:54,092 Hey, I want some of that! 93 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,028 Yeah, Farkle, you love them equally. 94 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:58,196 Marry them both. Wouldn't that be the genius thing to do? 95 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,999 See why I keep you around! Make it happen, face. 96 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,068 Here we go. 97 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,039 - Riley Matthews? - Yes. 98 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,048 - Would you... - Absolutely. 99 00:05:08,079 --> 00:05:09,908 - ...do me the honor... - Any time at all. 100 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,043 - ...of becoming... - Whatever you want. 101 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:12,944 - ...mrs... - Do you not understand "yes"? 102 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,246 ...Farkle Minkus? 103 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:15,408 You're gonna be there, right? 104 00:05:15,409 --> 00:05:17,249 - A yes is a yes. Here's your ring. - Hey! 105 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:18,372 - You get two penguins. - Okay. 106 00:05:18,381 --> 00:05:21,183 Maya, marry us quick while she's still distracted by the sparkles. 107 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,555 Okay. 108 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,224 Blah, blah blah. 109 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,492 I do. 110 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,194 Blah, blah blah. 111 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,996 There it is. 112 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:33,012 What do you want? 113 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:36,134 If anyone has any reason why these two shouldn't be joined... 114 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,169 I object, yes. 115 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:37,965 Smackle. 116 00:05:37,996 --> 00:05:41,169 You made it to the wedding, Smackle! 117 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,077 Still having trouble with the hugging thing, aren't you? 118 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:48,113 The average middle schooler spends nine minutes a day engaged in hugs. 119 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,015 Do you know what I accomplish in those nine minutes? 120 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,516 - No. - Ask NASA. 121 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:56,054 Smackle, here to mock my recent membership into the genius club? 122 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,255 On the contrary, Farkle. 123 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,157 I welcome you with open arms. 124 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,262 My arms. 125 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,064 They are open. 126 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,599 What do you want me to do with that? 127 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:11,069 We are both geniuses now. 128 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,238 Yup. That makes us even more alike that we were. 129 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,272 And as we both know... 130 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,141 Like forces repel. 131 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,009 Yes, science says we may never be together. 132 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,244 And science never makes a mistake. 133 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:24,049 Really? Have you seen the blobfish? 134 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,052 Why, science? Why? 135 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:32,190 I'm here to ask you to consider transferring to Einstein Academy. 136 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,191 That's not happening. 137 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,292 Stop hitting on me. 138 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,261 Ha. Okay. 139 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,031 What would be the benefits of my going to Einstein? 140 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,033 To develop your magnificent brain 141 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,964 so the world is not cheated of your full potential. 142 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:46,004 Are you suggesting that my dum-dums hold me back? 143 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,573 I am a blobfish. 144 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,276 Yeah... tell me more about Einstein Academy. 145 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,583 Farkle, what are you? 146 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,219 Genius. I'm on the board. 147 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,621 Wrong. 148 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,222 Riley, what are you? 149 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,258 Bunny farmer. 150 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,126 Wrong. 151 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:12,097 Then don't go into my room. 152 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,633 All these things that you guys have been told you are this week? 153 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:18,103 That's only a piece of what makes you an individual. 154 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:22,140 This I.Q. Test produces a number that puts you in a category. 155 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,241 A label. 156 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,210 Don't live under a label. 157 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:27,179 It just gets in the way of who you are. 158 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:29,347 But if you get called something enough, don't you start believing it? 159 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:32,217 Believe in what you contribute to others. 160 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,352 We expect great things from you, Farkle. 161 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:37,055 I'll try my best, sir. 162 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:41,226 But, I also expect great things from everybody else. 163 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:45,096 Remarkable people have I.Q.'s all across the board. 164 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:49,100 Everyone has great gifts, and everyone in this class 165 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:52,103 has the potential to impact our world. 166 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,206 So just be yourself. 167 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:56,208 It's the only label that matters. 168 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:58,144 Mr. Matthews? 169 00:07:58,175 --> 00:08:01,346 If it's all right with you, I need a moment with Farkle. 170 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,248 Okay. Farkle? 171 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,164 So, they did more testing on me. 172 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,132 How big a genius are you? 173 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:24,236 Riley, they're considering some behavioral traits in Farkle 174 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,404 that warrant a more specific kind of testing. 175 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:29,307 What? They just noticed Farkle's a little farkly? 176 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,409 I could have told them that. 177 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,445 They want to see if I have autism. 178 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,381 You don't. 179 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,316 Let's go tell them you don't. 180 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:41,186 I might have a type of autism called Asperger's syndrome. 181 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,420 You don't. 182 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,176 What is it? 183 00:08:43,207 --> 00:08:46,221 It's a disorder that affects a person's behavior. 184 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:50,228 Farkle, when I said that you were a little farkly, what I meant was... 185 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,297 Yeah, that you behave just like a perfectly normal Farkle. 186 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,079 You do. 187 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:56,201 We'll get the results from today's interview, and we'll know. 188 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,302 We know. 189 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:57,911 We don't know. 190 00:08:57,942 --> 00:09:00,338 Guys, I've passed every single test I've ever taken. 191 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,491 He made us come right over. 192 00:09:01,522 --> 00:09:05,243 He didn't want to go home, he didn't want to do anything except be with you. 193 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,411 Of course. 194 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,713 That's who he is. 195 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,415 I see it in my classroom every day. 196 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:15,220 The most important thing to him was that you're a part of this. 197 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,289 Because he's Farkle. 198 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:20,258 That's who you are, no matter what anybody says. 199 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,368 Could you please give us one of your wonderful little Riley pick-me-ups? 200 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,804 Whatever happens, at least you're in better shape that Maya. 201 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:36,474 Okay, that wasn't what I was going for, but sure, let's turn on me. 202 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,443 You think you got stuff? 203 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,512 Look at this! This is a bag of cats. 204 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,314 Okay there, little helper. 205 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:45,383 All right, this website lists symptoms of Asperger's. 206 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,752 Uh, the first one they mention is social awkwardness. 207 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,220 Check. 208 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,455 You don't do anything awkward. 209 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,792 Ha! 210 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,328 Well, that's just something you do and you're gonna stop doing that. 211 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,762 He's gonna stop doing that. 212 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,331 "Narrowed interests. 213 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,376 "Going on about a subject 214 00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:03,234 "even if the people he's talking to don't have a shared interest." 215 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:03,856 Check. 216 00:10:03,887 --> 00:10:06,338 Farkle, we're interested in everything you're interested in. 217 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:06,993 Belgium, 1831! 218 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,404 Stop doing that. He's gonna stop doing that. 219 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,244 Guys, whatever this is, I got it. 220 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,280 And I need you to let that be okay. 221 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,249 "Some people with Asperger's are uncomfortable being touched 222 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,251 "or receiving affection. 223 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,221 "They may struggle to fully understand emotion or love." 224 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,557 Check, check, checky-check, check. 225 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,325 Farkle, what are you talking about? 226 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,527 You love Riley and me since the day we met. You married us. 227 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,562 It wasn't real. 228 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:32,330 Oww. 229 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,533 But it's very sweet. 230 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,369 And it's all about emotions. 231 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,471 You guys are my best friends. Please promise me one thing. 232 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,307 Anything. 233 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,409 Please don't ever let me not understand love. 234 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:52,317 Nothing's ever been out of our control before. 235 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,420 We usually control everything with money and penguins. 236 00:10:56,434 --> 00:11:00,325 You guys are gonna get the results, and no matter what they say, 237 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,328 you're gonna keep being the same great parents you've always been. 238 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,404 You'll figure this out. 239 00:11:04,435 --> 00:11:06,598 - You sure? - Of course, I'm sure, Stuart. 240 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,600 I mean, you are almost as smart as me. 241 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:11,302 Oh, thanks. 242 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,371 Jennifer, you're pretty strong. 243 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,407 Nothing stands a chance against you. 244 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:17,475 All my life, nothing's ever frightened me. 245 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,878 Then I had a child, and the thought of something 246 00:11:19,909 --> 00:11:21,876 happening to him frightens me every day. 247 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:28,286 No matter what they tell you, he's Farkle, and we love him. 248 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,587 Thanks for being here for us, guys. 249 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,489 Every day. 250 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,463 Would you guys be upset if I transferred to Einstein Academy? 251 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,432 Yes. 252 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:41,545 Would you still be my friends? 253 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,435 Boy, for someone who's gonna rule the world, 254 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,403 you sure ask some dum-dum questions. 255 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,543 Farkle. 256 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,577 People who aren't Farkle. 257 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,645 Hey, Smackle. 258 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,513 Stop smothering me. 259 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,881 Okay. 260 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,520 Friends. Hugging. 261 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,623 I suppose this is all very important to people like you. 262 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,626 You love us, Smackle, you just don't know it yet. 263 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:09,575 Noted. 264 00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:13,364 Farkle, I'm here to see how you enjoyed your tour of Einstein Academy. 265 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,533 - You went? - He spent the day with us. 266 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,435 He fit. 267 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,570 And so will this. 268 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,440 How does it look? 269 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,376 I'm swooning. 270 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,480 Perhaps we could indulge in our established ritual of sharing a smoothie? 271 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,515 Thanks, but I'm not really thirsty right now. 272 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:34,486 Nor am I really interested in the consumption of a frozen treat... 273 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,490 What are you doing? What is she doing? 274 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:39,624 Who do we call? 275 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,494 I believe she's winking at me. 276 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:43,695 How do you like it? 277 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,633 Yeah, let's see it with one eye. 278 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,438 - Two, yes, two eyes. - Please, don't... 279 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,707 Why don't I get us a table outside? 280 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,520 Farkle, Isadora Smackle loves you! 281 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,919 But I'm loyal to both of you. 282 00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:13,725 Well, your two fake wives want you to spend time with one real Smackle. 283 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,693 Go get 'em, tiger. 284 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,629 Why are you doing this? 285 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,631 Did you ask us to help you understand love? 286 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,632 Yeah. 287 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,699 Then go figure it out. 288 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,668 Yeah, we heard you're a genius. 289 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,748 It feels strange to be together not in a spelling bee, or something. 290 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,485 Well, I am more comfortable saying things in spelling bees. 291 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,420 Hunk. 292 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,721 H-u-n-k. Hunk. 293 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,492 Uh, could you use that in a sentence, please? 294 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,994 You look great in that blazer, hunk. 295 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,467 This is new. 296 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,635 New is interesting. 297 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,437 What else is new? 298 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,772 My blazer is new. 299 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,774 Me being called a hunk is new. 300 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,478 I may have a form of autism. 301 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,513 Really? 302 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,548 Asperger's syndrome. 303 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,783 This may be too much for you. 304 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,551 I understand if you wish to leave. 305 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,453 I would never leave. 306 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,487 This doesn't scare you? 307 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,589 Not at all. 308 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,591 May I tell you that it scares me? 309 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,594 You are holding my hand. 310 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,730 Is that okay? 311 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,565 It's the hunk move. 312 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,069 Thank you, Isadora. 313 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,037 For what? 314 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,607 For liking me for whatever I am. 315 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,558 - Farkle. - Hello, Smackle. 316 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,560 You observed me in my natural habitat, 317 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,631 so I asked Mr. Matthews if I could observe you in Mediocreville. 318 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,633 - I hope that's not offensive. - Of course, it is. 319 00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:02,767 I have no remorse. 320 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,671 Glad you could join us, Smackle. 321 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,108 Lucas, you have to stop. 322 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,610 It's never gonna happen. 323 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,581 Lucas, take a hint. 324 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:20,718 Wow. 325 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,536 Farkle may we speak privately? 326 00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:28,092 There's no need, Ms. Oben. I understand what I have. 327 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,594 I'll be fine. 328 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,096 Well, I understand I'm talking to a genius, 329 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,816 but I don't think you understand at all. 330 00:15:33,847 --> 00:15:37,198 I've spoken with your parents and they're okay if we have a conversation. 331 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,545 Farkle time? 332 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,613 Absolutely. 333 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,652 Asperger's syndrome is an autism spectrum disorder. 334 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,481 A.S.D. 335 00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:58,820 This is a pretty complicated label, so I wanna explain it to you. 336 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:03,728 People with a.S.D. Can fall anywhere on a spectrum of different behaviors. 337 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,830 They talked to me for a long time. 338 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,699 And you know what? 339 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,634 I don't have Asperger's. 340 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,903 But they also said they don't know what to make of me. 341 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,140 And I like that. 342 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,909 So, what am I? 343 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:20,912 I'm Farkle! Thank you. 344 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:36,894 We're all a unique collection of atoms, and there's only one of each of us. 345 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:41,866 The only label you should wear is your name. 346 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,736 Let your actions define you. 347 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,904 Because there's another spectrum. 348 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:52,210 How you live your life, what you do with whatever you're given. 349 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:57,215 How you treat the other people around you. 350 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,717 These are your actions. 351 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,819 This is your name. 352 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,821 That's who you are. 353 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,724 Thanks for the way you treat me. 354 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,259 And thanks for studying all of it. 355 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:10,795 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 356 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,963 You guys studied? 357 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,767 Hey, our friend was worried about something. 358 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:16,818 So, we learned about it. 359 00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:19,734 If I knew it was studying, I wouldn't have done it. 360 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,816 Ms. Smackle? 361 00:17:23,847 --> 00:17:27,979 I believed that Farkle would be better off attending Einstein Academy. 362 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:31,783 Observing him in your inferior class was to be my proof. 363 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:34,719 Don't hold back, smack, just say what's on your mind. 364 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,954 My findings are contradictory to my hypothesis. 365 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,724 Also, please talk down to us. 366 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,796 This class teaches lessons you cannot find in a textbook. 367 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,301 There are friendships here that can't be created in a laboratory. 368 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,906 Farkle, you are where you belong. 369 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,944 I, on the other hand, should leave. 370 00:18:13,346 --> 00:18:15,026 Hey, remember when we were in high school, 371 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,563 and you thought I was a monster just because 372 00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:18,029 I was bigger and different than everybody, 373 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,964 and I handcuffed Shawn to a boathouse? 374 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,268 Yeah. 375 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,937 Well, it never mattered what people said about me. 376 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,839 I've always been comfortable with myself 377 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,907 no matter what anybody else called me. 378 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,276 I think that's a good way to go through life, monster. 379 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,746 Even if Farkle had been diagnosed with something, 380 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,315 it never would have changed how much we love him. 381 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,984 Or each other. 382 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,953 Thank you for my son. 383 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,754 Thank you for marrying me. 384 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,023 Yeah, well, you told me to. 385 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,992 Hey, guys, we appreciate you going through this with us. 386 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,894 Yeah, that's what friends do. 387 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,796 Hey, monster? 388 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,064 Yeah? 389 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,932 You don't scare me anymore. 390 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,075 I'm okay. 391 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:05,877 I will go though life alone. 392 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,079 Isadora, you haven't lost Farkle. 393 00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,847 He doesn't want me now. 394 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,315 Why? 395 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,017 Because he doesn't have Asperger's... 396 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,086 Like you? 397 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,955 How did you know? 398 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,056 We studied. 399 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,892 We're studiers. 400 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:21,993 She made me. 401 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:27,899 I was diagnosed when I was five years old. 402 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,868 I... struggle with it. 403 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,804 Isadora, I don't think there's anybody we respect more than you. 404 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,106 I'm not like everybody else. 405 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:37,008 But who wants that? 406 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,077 The strangest thing is that I feel so comfortable with Farkle. 407 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,780 But he's not quite like me anymore. 408 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,116 But I thought that's what you guys always wanted. 409 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,885 You were like forces and like forces repel. 410 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:48,734 Yeah, Smackle. 411 00:19:48,765 --> 00:19:52,123 Science dictates that you guys can be together now. 412 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,357 You think he knows that? 413 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,060 Ladies! 414 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,896 Farkle, my arch Nemesis. 415 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,169 Smackle, my arch Nemesis. 416 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,067 Riley, Maya, my wives who I will adore forever. 417 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,002 I want a divorce. Make it a double. 418 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,974 This is the longest relationship I've ever had. 419 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,944 You will love again, Riley. 420 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,886 Oh, I'm gonna leave you twos alone now. 421 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,092 Isadora, I'm a single man now. 422 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:33,965 Farkle, before we continue, there's something I need to tell you. 423 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,867 - I have... - I know you do. 424 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:40,037 I also know you showed me understanding and compassion. 425 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,405 Of course. 426 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,107 Please, let me do the same. 427 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,944 May I hug you? 428 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,045 Yes. 429 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,120 I don't like this at all. 430 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,421 I know. 431 00:20:58,924 --> 00:20:59,957 Don't stop. 432 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,192 Okay. 433 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,168 These are my friends, Isadora. 434 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,937 They like me for who I am. 435 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,106 They make me feel like I could rule the world. 436 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,175 Yeah, so forget trying to steal Farkle over to Einstein. 437 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,977 You come to John Quincy Adams. 438 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,946 What would be the benefits? 439 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,269 You would have good friends here. 440 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,051 But, I'm not good at that. 441 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,086 Yeah, but... 442 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:29,895 We are. 443 00:21:29,926 --> 00:21:33,124 Maybe if you were in a place where you had some good friends... 444 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,092 You wouldn't struggle as much. 445 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,961 People change people. 446 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,062 Secret of life. 447 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:45,102 You just won't give up, will you? 448 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,471 Nope. 449 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,073 Looks good on you, though, Smackle. 450 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:53,978 Okay. I have a question for everybody, 451 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,981 and I want you guys to answer as honestly as you can. 452 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,016 Who here is normal? 453 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,521 And who here wants to be? 454 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,263 Good.