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Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Ah.
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Oh. Ah.
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Ah.
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There you go, Lloyd.
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Now tell me that wasn't
30 minutes of pure heaven.
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How dare you violate an innocent
old man's feet like that!
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Towel!
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Damn, Lloyd, you done made
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a bucket of chitlin water over there.
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Get that rope off me!
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Look, man, you got a problem
with it, holla at Pops, man.
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I ain't feel like doing
this shit, no way, man,
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but he guided me in my dream and
told me I had to wash your feet.
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Well, what if I want my feet dirty?
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Look, this ain't about you, Lloyd.
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Pops say I'm too big for my britches, man.
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He had to remind me that I'm not above
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washing some nasty
mother(bleep) feet like yours.
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You and God need to leave me out
of your sick little foot fetish!
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And don't expect a tip.
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Ooh!
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Mm, that feels so good.
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Better than the last few times I got some.
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Ew, Ma!
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Ew, nothing, Boonie! Grow up!
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You know, Ms. Tudi, it's always been
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kind of like a gift for me, washing feet.
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You know what I'm saying?
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But you can count on Pops to bless me
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with a old wild-ass
talent like foot washing.
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You saying you can't
make no money doing this?
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I mean, it ain't that. It's
just, every time I do it,
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I do it 'cause he make me do it.
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You know, he ain't never told
me I could charge people for it.
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Did he tell you you
couldn't charge for it? Huh?
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Look, look, it's like
when you was a carpenter.
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Remember that?
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God asked you to go legit.
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God gave you a skill.
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What's the problem?
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So what would I do? Would I,
like, set up on a street corner
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or get me a little booth at
the swap meet or something?
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You said God told you
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to buy that stupid-ass food truck, right?
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- Yeah.
- Maybe this is why.
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A mobile spa van.
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We can call it, uh, "Angelic Hands."
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Listen here, we'll go downtown,
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and we'll set up outside
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the yoga spot, right?
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I know I can get
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two dozen bitches, a dub each.
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50/50. How that sound?
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I don't know, Ms. Tudi.
You be with that bullshit.
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You'll mess around and
have a brother crossed up.
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No pun intended, 'cause
I been crossed up before,
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and the shit don't feel good.
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Okay, guilty, but look.
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You know I've been
trying to walk that path.
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A better path and in your light.
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If we can make some money
rubbing bitches' feet,
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can't get no more legit than that.
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We could be doing a lot
worse. I'm just saying.
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See what I'm saying?
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I hear you. Sound good. I'm wit' it.
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Stop that shit!
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You like that?
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I'm getting excited! Look here.
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I'm gonna make a sweet logo on the side.
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It's gonna say "Angelic Hands."
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I'm seeing your vision, Ms. Tudi.
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I'm seeing it right now. It's looking fly.
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I'm getting butterflies,
and, yeah, it's dope, it's...
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And listen, I'm gonna
take care of everything.
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And look here.
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- You.
- Oh, Ms. Tudi,
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that ain't even necessary.
You ain't got to do that.
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But I'll take it though.
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How he get to smoke in the house?
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'Cause he Jesus!
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Jesus!
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Man, I been looking all
over for you. Why don't you
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hook a brother up with
another one of them massages?
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My feet still tingly.
I feel young and spry!
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Oh, so now you want one
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after you was being all
funky about it earlier.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, I'll
bow, I'll hold my head down.
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Right here. Look. Come on, hook me up.
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Look at that.
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Look, Lloyd, if you really want one
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that bad, man, we gonna be downtown
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in a couple hours by the yoga spot.
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I might be able to hook
you up if I got some time.
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- Just if I got time, Lloyd.
- But, Jesus,
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I need the hookup right now. Look on, man.
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Come on, brother, hook me up.
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Downtown, Lloyd. Downtown.
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Jesus, you never come through!
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Jesus!
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Really, Jesus?
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Always on time, huh?
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Oh, come on, Ms. Tudi.
You got to give me a break.
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I had to get some weed.
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Yeah, I'm about to get me a sugar mama.
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Bunch of older broads
with disposable income
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and low expectations for future prospects.
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Boonie, all these hoes can
do better than you, hear?
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- Hey.
- Leave 'em alone.
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I can look at some
post-prime ass in yoga pants
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if I want to, Mama.
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What you think? "Hands of God," Ms. Tudi?
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I thought you was going
with "Angelic Hands."
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Them don't even
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look like my hands.
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Yeah, but look, the "Hands
of God" just has more "Mmm!"
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Hey, you know God got
more "Mmm" for your ass.
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You know the rules, Ms. Tudi!
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Don't use God's name in vain!
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Jesus, please, would you just
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stop worrying?!
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Tudi, how much longer?
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Okay, Teresa, listen,
come-come here, baby.
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We getting ready to
get started, girl, hear?
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Hell yeah. Come on in, get nice and close.
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Okay, Jesus. Ta-DA!
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Yeah! All right, my queens, get
ready for the time of your life.
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- Tudi?
- What?
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- That's the Hands of God?
- Teresa,
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this is a peaceful environment here.
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Namaste. Namaste.
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Uh, ladies, this here is Fish.
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He ain't bad.
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And he will be attending
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to your needs while you wait.
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Whatever your needs.
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What you want me to do, Ms. Tudi?
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Nigga, I don't know. Just what?
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Rub their shoulders,
you know, make 'em happy.
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And lose this.
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- Take off the jacket, nigga!
- Yeah!
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Mmm! No, no, no!
It's too hot for that jacket.
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Take... Yes, take it off!
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And Mama's got a lot of needs.
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How long he
gonna be in there with that bitch?
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Shit.
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Coming in!
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Hey, Teresa.
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How you doing?
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All right, girl.
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Go ahead and enjoy.
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Thanks.
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Would you wrap this ho up?
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We got a whole line of people out there.
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Tudi, your boy hands feel
like they on fire, man.
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I been here rubbing for...
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Listen, stop
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falling in love with these bitches' feet.
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Ten minutes max.
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Hey, yo, boy, you good?
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All right, boy.
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What, you a massage fluffer now? Ha!
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Bitches gonna get tired and leave.
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What's up, Ms. Tudi Fruity,
massaging that booty?
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- Hey, girl.
- You messing with eses now?
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Don't judge me. I got all
the colors you asked for.
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Okay. Yeah. Go on and
set up in Boonie's trunk.
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All right.
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You look like a heavy
metal mariachi singer.
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- What is you doing?
- Shut up, Fat Albert.
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- Whew.
- Well, well, well.
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Oh, Ms. Tudi. Thank you, girl.
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Mmm, thank you.
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Whew.
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Get them girls in there.
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- Hey, Tudi.
- What?
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- What about him?
- What about him?
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How much does he cost?
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I'm feeling a little stiff.
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I could use, like, a full-body massage.
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I'm talking deep tissue.
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If you know what I mean.
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Lookie here, deep tissue
gonna cost you a little extra.
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Ms. Tudi. Ms. Tudi.
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I need to talk to you.
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Hey, I'm burnt out. Yeah, I need,
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like, a ten-minute
break. I'll be right back.
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Just... I just need, like, ten minutes.
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I'm-a do you one better than that.
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What's that?
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You done for the day.
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- You bullshittin'.
- Great work.
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And look here. Look, look.
That's for you, partner.
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For me?
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Thank you.
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What about the line?
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Oh, no, no, no. The guys are gonna do that.
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They-they got that. But
what I do need you to do
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is to go round up some
more business for tomorrow.
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I was thinking maybe you could take Maggie
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and y'all could go to
the market on Normandie,
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set up in front of there,
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and give away some free samples.
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- Spread the word.
- Spread the word!
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You got it. Thank you.
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Look. Look here, look
here. God is good, ain't he?
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Aw.
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Aw. All the time. God is good, ain't he?
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That's a little something for you. Oh!
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Uh... ladies.
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Jesus had to go and do some
of the Lord's work, but, um,
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Fish here, he's gonna take care of you.
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- - Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Uh, excuse me. Just a
minute. Come over here, baby.
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I ain't said nothing about rubbing no feet.
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Listen, I need you to do this for me.
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Them bitches might go crazy
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if they don't get their feet rubbed.
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Look... I got us a quarter.
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A quarter.
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I'm talking about some good shit, Fish.
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- And it's for me?
- It's for you.
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And all I got to do is rub some feet?
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All you got to do.
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Just... rub.
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Stuff.
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Oh!
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Hey, hey!
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It ain't that kind of party!
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It's cool. I talked to Tudi.
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I want that full-body treatment.
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Wait, wait.
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Ms. Tudi, get over here.
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What?
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Did you promise those women
I would have sex with them?
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No! No. Who said that?
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She did.
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I-I didn't say that.
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What did you say?
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I said that you might be open
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to some, uh, you know,
private service providing.
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I mean, you know, kind of, remember
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when we were at that party
and you were stripping?
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Kind of like that.
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You said you wouldn't
tell nobody about that.
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Nigga, I didn't.
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If you do this for me,
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I'm not talking weed no more, hear?
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I'm talking money. I'm talking real money.
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- Ms. Tudi.
- Hmm?
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Are you trying to pimp me?
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No, nigga. I'm trying to get you paid
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for pleasuring them women.
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Let's make some money, hear?
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00:10:21,837 --> 00:10:24,372
I'm talking fifty-fifty.
256
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,041
- Fifty-fifty?
- Mm-hmm.
257
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,442
And how is that not pimping?
258
00:10:27,443 --> 00:10:29,678
Because pimps try to control people,
259
00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:31,680
- take advantage of them.
- Mm-hmm.
260
00:10:31,681 --> 00:10:33,314
I'm trying to get you paid for your talent.
261
00:10:33,315 --> 00:10:35,016
I'm a talent agent.
262
00:10:35,017 --> 00:10:36,885
Listen, listen, listen.
263
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,621
God gave you a gift.
264
00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:42,023
He gave you the gift of sexiness.
265
00:10:42,024 --> 00:10:45,060
Now, if a consenting adult
266
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:48,897
wants to pay for that talent,
what could be wrong with that?
267
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,366
What, you expect me to have sex
268
00:10:51,367 --> 00:10:53,068
with 15 women in that little trailer?
269
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,603
I mean, I'm slanging it, but
that's-that's asking a lot.
270
00:10:55,604 --> 00:10:58,273
Nigga, I'm not talking about full-on sex.
271
00:10:58,274 --> 00:11:00,442
I'm talking about a little handiwork,
272
00:11:00,443 --> 00:11:01,910
know what I'm saying?
273
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,013
Come on, now. Come on.
274
00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:08,416
Go on in there and handle your
business, all right? Handle it!
275
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,617
Okay, who's next?
276
00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:10,618
Ooh, I can't wait!
277
00:11:10,619 --> 00:11:11,786
My body's shaking! Look it!
278
00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:15,457
Hey, what the (bleep) you doing here, man?
279
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,525
I come to get my feet massaged!
280
00:11:17,526 --> 00:11:19,327
Hey, excuse me, miss.
281
00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:21,663
I know it don't look like it, but...
282
00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:25,033
my hands is nice, luxurious.
283
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,738
What's up with you and Trigger?
284
00:11:29,739 --> 00:11:31,740
- I don't know.
- What you mean you don't know?
285
00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:33,374
- He a nice dude.
- I know.
286
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,843
But, like, all this makeup and shit.
287
00:11:34,844 --> 00:11:36,344
It's too much work.
288
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:38,012
Yeah, I can dig it.
289
00:11:38,013 --> 00:11:40,014
I don't even know why Ms.
Tudi sent us out here, man.
290
00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:41,483
It was crackin' at the van, man.
291
00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:42,651
- We was getting money.
- I know.
292
00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:43,718
She's the boss though.
293
00:11:43,719 --> 00:11:44,686
Hey, what's up, homey?
294
00:11:44,687 --> 00:11:48,356
Let me touch them big-ass feet.
295
00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:50,725
Hey, well, you got to
get your massage, homey.
296
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,466
When guys do it real hard,
they compensating for something.
297
00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,968
I believe that.
298
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,804
Mmm. Ooh, he cute.
299
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,072
That ain't Jesus.
300
00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:06,074
What the hell going on around here?
301
00:12:06,075 --> 00:12:08,025
Y'all got some nasty, funky
business around here to me.
302
00:12:08,026 --> 00:12:08,710
Thanks, bro.
303
00:12:08,711 --> 00:12:10,512
Hey, that's messed up, man.
304
00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:11,813
You get enough ass, man.
305
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,748
Leave the old flabby bitches for your boy.
306
00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:16,718
Crazy, man. I'm just in there
giving them extraordinary
307
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,486
- foot massage.
- Nigga, you do not
308
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,388
have the hands of Jesus Christ.
309
00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:21,990
Whatever the hell you
doing up in there damn sure
310
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,492
- ain't no foot massage.
- Damn, really?
311
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,494
Tudi promised that I'd
be out of here by 5:30.
312
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,530
Hey, hey, hey, Linda, just chill, okay?
313
00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,798
He gonna be with you in a minute.
314
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:34,602
Hey! What you doing, taking a break?
315
00:12:34,603 --> 00:12:36,871
I'm gonna smoke the rest
of this blunt before I do
316
00:12:36,872 --> 00:12:38,606
- any more of them foot massages.
- So yeah.
317
00:12:38,607 --> 00:12:40,608
Five minutes, nigga, hear?
318
00:12:40,609 --> 00:12:43,111
Hey, Mama, if you want to,
I can bang the bitches in the truck.
319
00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:44,512
- I'd g...
- Boonie,
320
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,747
don't nobody want your fat ass,
321
00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:47,415
- hear?
- Tudi.
322
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,050
- Bitch, what?!
- I j...
323
00:12:49,051 --> 00:12:51,052
Mm. I just said he gonna be with you
324
00:12:51,053 --> 00:12:52,120
in a minute, okay?
325
00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:54,556
Ms. Tudi, I been in line all day.
326
00:12:54,557 --> 00:12:56,024
I want my pedicure by Jesus,
327
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,926
- not this knucklehead.
- Okay, Lloyd, what I need
328
00:12:57,927 --> 00:13:00,895
you to do is take your
drunk ass and go home.
329
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:03,031
Jesus promised me a massage.
330
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,433
I need my foot massage. I got the shakes.
331
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:07,569
- I need my foot fix!
- Boonie, Boonie.
332
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:10,038
Come on. Get this drunk nigga out of here.
333
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,540
Hey, you respect my mama, uh,
like she about something, man.
334
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,542
This bitch put in a lot of work into...
335
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,578
Nigga, what'd I tell you
about calling me a bitch?
336
00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,813
- I don't like that!
- This is false advertisement!
337
00:13:18,814 --> 00:13:20,148
Fraud. I'm gonna sue.
338
00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:21,716
Sue, nigga! Get out my face.
339
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,484
I'm gonna call the cops on these Negroes.
340
00:13:23,485 --> 00:13:25,720
Hey, and you heifers straighten up!
341
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,155
Straighten that line up!
342
00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:34,229
You don't want none of that?
343
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,864
- I'm-I'm good, thank you.
- It's too soon?
344
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:38,066
- A little.
- I sometimes do that.
345
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,001
You know, when I saw your
profile, I was like, "Damn,
346
00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:42,503
she got a booty like Beyoncé
and a face like my fiancée."
347
00:13:42,504 --> 00:13:43,905
I was like, "Whoa."
348
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,674
I thought I had, like, a
J. Lo, but I had a J. No,
349
00:13:46,675 --> 00:13:48,843
but then I saw you, I was,
like, well, J. Whoa, J. Ho.
350
00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:50,511
- Excuse me?
- You here with
351
00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:52,513
the little police officer
glasses, like CHiPs.
352
00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:53,272
7-Adam-Mary-3.
353
00:13:53,273 --> 00:13:55,516
Okay, okay. First of all,
nobody wears my glasses.
354
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:56,252
Okay?
355
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,552
Oh, I mean, that's cool. You
know, I'm kind of like that,
356
00:13:57,553 --> 00:13:59,254
too, with mine. But you do know what,
357
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,256
I saw you when you walked in, I was like,
358
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,892
"Damn, it ain't Halloween
but I see pumpkins!"
359
00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:06,628
Got a little pumpkin patch in the
back, you know what I'm saying?
360
00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:08,096
You know, I've-I've always
been sensitive though.
361
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,031
You know what I'm saying? I'm a mama's boy.
362
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:12,567
You know, for real. That's why
I stay with my moms, you know.
363
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,569
I just chill out with
her. I love to see my mom.
364
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,204
She had me. You know, we're
kind of joined at the hip.
365
00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:17,972
We almost like Siamese twins.
366
00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:20,508
D-Did you just say that
you-you live with your mother?
367
00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:22,844
Oh, yeah. But it's just a temporary
thing. You know, I like to check on her...
368
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:25,513
Okay, how temporary? How-how...
369
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,593
Three or four years I been just
chilling, you know what I'm saying.
370
00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:29,117
Just making sure she's
straight though before she...
371
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,085
- I got to take this call real quick. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. Do your thing.
372
00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:32,820
- Call... You call your mom?
- Uh...
373
00:14:32,821 --> 00:14:34,822
I inspire people like that.
374
00:14:34,823 --> 00:14:36,824
Damn, you inspire me
with them jeans. Insp...
375
00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:37,926
Down, boy. Down.
376
00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:39,093
Hello, this is Dianne.
377
00:14:39,094 --> 00:14:41,162
Dianne, it's Lloyd.
378
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:44,966
That shit was just weird.
379
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,969
It's like, all of a sudden, she
needed an excuse to get me away.
380
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,038
I think she up to something. For real, man.
381
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:53,174
I mean, I don't understand.
We was getting money. We was...
382
00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:55,576
No way! Jesus, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
383
00:14:55,577 --> 00:14:56,878
Hey, what's up, Frank?
384
00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,513
Want a free foot massage and a pedicure?
385
00:14:58,514 --> 00:14:59,948
No, Jesus. I want you
out of here. Seriously.
386
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:01,249
No soliciting!
387
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,984
Frank, we ain't even soliciting, man.
388
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,163
We showing people God's
love through foot care.
389
00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:05,687
I do not want to hear it.
390
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:07,588
Pack your shit and get out of here now!
391
00:15:07,589 --> 00:15:09,573
Frank, man, that's (bleep)
up how you talking to me, man.
392
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:10,688
I'm Jesus Christ, dawg.
393
00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:12,990
Uh, yeah, thank you for 2,000 years
394
00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:14,692
of religious intolerance, asshole!
395
00:15:14,693 --> 00:15:16,527
And the Crusades? Great job.
396
00:15:16,528 --> 00:15:18,129
(bleep) off and get out now!
397
00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,297
That's (bleep) up, Frank, man.
398
00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:20,365
It-it's like that?
399
00:15:20,366 --> 00:15:22,500
I will call the cops.
400
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:23,981
Go!
401
00:15:26,004 --> 00:15:28,773
Jesus, when did Frank become
such a hard-core atheist?
402
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,544
Hey.
403
00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:35,480
- Hey, what's going on?
- I'm so sorry.
404
00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:36,714
I've got to get home and change
and I've got to get to work.
405
00:15:36,715 --> 00:15:38,483
- Oh, right now?
- Oh, yeah...
406
00:15:38,484 --> 00:15:40,284
You want me to come with
you? I'll come with you.
407
00:15:40,285 --> 00:15:41,619
- No, I'm good.
- You need to drink your drink though.
408
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,020
- No, you keep it.
- You should drink this though.
409
00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:44,522
No, no? Okay, okay. It's all you.
410
00:15:44,523 --> 00:15:47,091
You ain't leave no money
though. You ain't...
411
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:55,066
They banging in there,
I'm-a tell you right now.
412
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,701
Ain't nobody banging in there.
413
00:15:56,702 --> 00:15:57,735
It's going on up in there.
414
00:15:57,736 --> 00:15:58,936
Stop, Boonie!
415
00:16:02,474 --> 00:16:03,641
Oh, Jesus!
416
00:16:03,642 --> 00:16:05,710
Oh, snap.
417
00:16:05,711 --> 00:16:07,512
Don't say that.
418
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:09,280
I know what they're doing back there.
419
00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:11,616
- What are they doing?
- Come on, let's go.
420
00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:14,419
Tudi, how much longer this
dude gonna be tickling my feet,
421
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,354
stretching my legs all out? Damn.
422
00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:17,789
There they go, Officer.
423
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,024
Oh, they promise you the
Hand of God for your feet,
424
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:23,060
but the only hand you'll get is
that thieving-ass hoodlum Fish,
425
00:16:23,061 --> 00:16:24,495
all up in your female stuff!
426
00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:26,597
Eh, uh, we get the picture.
427
00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:28,466
Thank you, Lloyd, thank you. Come on.
428
00:16:30,602 --> 00:16:32,370
Jason?!
429
00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:35,173
Hey, baby.
430
00:16:35,174 --> 00:16:37,408
Um, what you doing here?
431
00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:39,477
We got a report
on some illicit activity
432
00:16:39,478 --> 00:16:41,078
and possible prostitution in a food truck.
433
00:16:41,079 --> 00:16:43,080
What are you doing here?!
434
00:16:43,081 --> 00:16:44,682
- And with this hood rat?
- Baby, listen.
435
00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:46,584
Let me explain, okay?
436
00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:48,052
- Oh, God.
- Jesus.
437
00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,554
I can't believe you!
438
00:16:49,555 --> 00:16:51,189
Is this what you call going legit?
439
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,257
No, no, no, let me explain.
440
00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:55,126
Are you a prostitute, Jason?
441
00:16:55,127 --> 00:16:56,761
Nah, hell no, he just the fluffer.
442
00:16:56,762 --> 00:16:58,162
Ooh, fluffer?
443
00:16:58,163 --> 00:16:59,263
Oh, so you're just a puta, huh?
444
00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:00,364
Hey, hey, I got this. I got this.
445
00:17:00,365 --> 00:17:01,532
Move.
446
00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:02,767
Look here, J. Lo.
447
00:17:02,768 --> 00:17:05,703
I know my rights, and you need a warrant.
448
00:17:07,139 --> 00:17:08,859
- Muévete.
449
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:12,143
Hi, Dianne.
450
00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:13,344
What's up? Want a foot massage?
451
00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:14,445
Yeah, right.
452
00:17:14,446 --> 00:17:16,347
Come on, out. You're under arrest.
453
00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:17,648
Oh, okay, I'm gonna
finish her up real quick
454
00:17:17,649 --> 00:17:19,083
and I'll be right at you.
455
00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:21,385
- Let's go, now!
- I can't believe it.
456
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:23,454
Jesus in there giving
them ladies dirty hand job.
457
00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:24,856
Whoo!
458
00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:26,357
All right, I know how this goes.
459
00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,292
I've done this all too many times.
460
00:17:28,293 --> 00:17:30,057
You guys are
disgusting, you know that?
461
00:17:30,058 --> 00:17:30,661
What?
462
00:17:30,662 --> 00:17:32,830
I swear ain't nothing going
on in there but foot massages.
463
00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:34,832
We're not stupid. There's
no way what I heard
464
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,400
coming from in there
was from a foot massage.
465
00:17:36,401 --> 00:17:39,136
Oh, is that a challenge?
466
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,671
Is-is that a challenge? Is that...?
467
00:17:40,672 --> 00:17:44,008
You trying to see this digital divinity?
468
00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:56,153
My wife never makes me feel this good.
469
00:17:56,154 --> 00:17:57,522
This should be a crime,
470
00:17:57,523 --> 00:17:58,856
but I'm glad it's not.
471
00:17:58,857 --> 00:18:02,760
Thank you, weird man dressed like Jesus.
472
00:18:04,538 --> 00:18:06,064
Oh, that was a life-changer right there.
473
00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:06,864
Oh, my goodness.
474
00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:09,400
That man has a gift.
475
00:18:09,401 --> 00:18:11,302
I have never experienced
anything like that.
476
00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:15,139
That was... that was so... just so...
477
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,144
Hey, do you have a Twitter?
478
00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:18,109
'Cause, you know, I wouldn't
mind just keeping in touch,
479
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,544
- you know...
- Enough!
480
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:21,412
Let's go.
481
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,247
Is it @HandsOfGod?
482
00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:25,783
'Cause I saw it around
the corner over here.
483
00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:27,451
Just get this truck out of here.
484
00:18:27,452 --> 00:18:28,819
Baby, I know all this look weird...
485
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,655
Put your shirt on, Jason.
486
00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:32,290
And wipe the lube off your hands.
487
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,225
It's nasty.
488
00:18:34,226 --> 00:18:35,760
That's it?
489
00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:37,361
What about my foot massage, Jesus?
490
00:18:37,362 --> 00:18:39,463
You owe me a foot massage.
491
00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:42,199
Hey, you know I love y'all to death, man.
492
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,901
I don't really say this often, but
493
00:18:43,902 --> 00:18:46,571
all y'all gonna get struck by lightning.
494
00:18:46,572 --> 00:18:48,706
Hey, me, too, man?
495
00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:51,409
I ain't do nothing but
jag off in the bathroom
496
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,678
to them old bitches in the yoga pants, man.
497
00:18:53,679 --> 00:18:55,161
Man, I was just the fluffer.
498
00:18:55,162 --> 00:18:56,414
I didn't do anything, Jesus.
499
00:18:56,415 --> 00:18:57,715
I was with you!
500
00:18:57,716 --> 00:18:59,850
Jesus!
501
00:18:59,851 --> 00:19:01,719
My feet need that stuff!
502
00:19:03,522 --> 00:19:05,890
Well,
503
00:19:05,891 --> 00:19:10,428
I know Jesus is upset, but
Ms. Tudi's feeling much joy.
504
00:19:10,429 --> 00:19:13,497
Amazing what you can do when you
have the proper representation.
505
00:19:13,498 --> 00:19:14,966
Oh, yeah.
506
00:19:16,868 --> 00:19:19,570
Ms. Tudi, I'm starting to think
you're a bad influence on me.
507
00:19:19,571 --> 00:19:21,205
If I wasn't, I wouldn't need Jesus.
508
00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:22,239
True.
509
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,044
He gonna forgive us anyway.
510
00:19:24,045 --> 00:19:25,827
He always do.
511
00:19:25,828 --> 00:19:28,173
- Badass.
- Mm-hmm.
512
00:19:28,174 --> 00:19:35,846
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