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Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare to start clapping,
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'cause I just made
a major drug bust.
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Talking about four
kilos of cocaine,
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$200,000 cash,
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and my new partner,
a tarantula.
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I call him Jake Jr.,
AKA Spidey Klum, AKA Mrs. Doubtspider,
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AKA Joe Spiden,
AKA Tarantula Basset,
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AKA Spi-dermot Mulrooney.
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AKA Tarantulina Jolie.
What?
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No, Charles,
have you seen this spider?
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That's a terrible name.
Sorry.
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Why do you have that thing?
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Because they were
gonna throw him away,
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but I couldn't let them do
that to my furry little...
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He's actually
really scary up close.
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It's horrifying from everywhere.
Terry hates creepy crawlers.
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Seriously, I'm not going to your
apartment if that thing is there.
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All right, fine, then he'll just
live here and help me solve crimes.
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Get used to him, everyone,
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'cause me and this spider
are partners for life.
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He's gone. I left the cage
unlocked, and he's gone.
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Somebody find him!
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Stay off the ground!
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I'm good.
I'm out of here.
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He couldn't have gone far,
unless he can fly.
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Can tarantulas fly?
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JEFFORDS: Jake, you better
find that spider.
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And I'm not coming
back here until you do.
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Uh, Sarge, I think
I found it.
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(GASPS)
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Why are you
looking at me like that?
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MAN 1: Oh, no.
MAN 2: Oh, my gosh.
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It's on my head!
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(YELLING)
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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A whole hour
until we testify.
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Hey, donut holes.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Ugh.
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Fish?
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Fish donuts, Boyle?
What is wrong with you?
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It's takoyaki.
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I'm drowning my
sorrows in octopus balls.
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I've been online dating,
it's a total disaster.
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I've only had one match,
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and it was a pretty
obvious catfish situation.
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My name Yennifer.
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You give me social security?
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Oh, Yennifer...
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Now, I see that as
a positive story.
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Out of all the identities
he could have stolen,
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he chose yours,
and you want to know why?
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Because I posted
my annual income?
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Because you posted your
annual income, you moron.
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Excuse me, is that takoyaki?
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Yeah, from Senka,
right down the street.
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Oh, I love that place.
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The chef lets me take
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octopus hearts
home for my dogs.
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Oh, lucky!
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How many dogs do you have?
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Oh, too many.
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Three.
That's how many I have.
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Oh.
All right, wait, quick question.
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How do you keep
them off the bed?
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I gave up. I sleep on the floor.
Me, too.
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BOTH: It's better
for your back.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
Wow.
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Well, nice meeting you.
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What are you doing?
She's walking away.
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I got nervous.
She eats octopus balls,
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and she sleeps
on the floor.
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She's the perfect woman.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry, I was
aiming at somebody else,
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but now that I have
your attention, Charles?
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He was aiming at
a terrible criminal.
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He probably saved the world.
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Do you want to have takoyaki
on the bench over there?
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Sure, I was hoping
you'd ask.
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My work here is done.
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Oh, still fish. Oh, God.
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HOLT: Oh, Santiago,
thank you for coming in.
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It's no secret the NYPD
has an image problem.
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Yeah, when I told
my garbage man
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I was a cop,
he said, "Gross."
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He had someone else's
Band-Aid stuck to him.
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Police approval ratings are,
pardon my language,
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in the commode.
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All the headlines
are about the bad cops,
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but there are
good cops too,
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and I want to
put up posters
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that showcase
some of our best.
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I'd like you to be
on the first one.
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Shut up, Ray.
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I mean, interesting, Captain.
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I'll think about it.
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Wow, this is a bad idea.
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First off, Amy has
an epic lack of swagger.
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I'll have you
know I have swagger.
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I ooze swagger.
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Right. More importantly,
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putting up a bunch of
photos of smiling cops
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isn't gonna change
how people feel about us.
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I think this campaign
is very promising.
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Santiago, what's
your take?
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Oh, right, let's hear
an unbiased opinion
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from your straight-up Swimfan.
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(SCOFFS)
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I think it's
a great idea, sir.
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Well, you can count me out.
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I will not pose
for your posters.
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I didn't ask you, and you're
not a police officer.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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Sarge, permission to arrest
Hitchcock and Scully.
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I told you before,
it's not harassment
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unless you can
prove intent to fart.
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No, it's not that.
They robbed me.
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They ate my Moose Tracks ice cream.
(LAUGHS)
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That's funny. I wouldn't
think you like Moose Tracks.
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My boyfriend Marcus
introduced me to it.
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What?
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It is a delicious
treat for all ages.
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Damn, Rosa, okay.
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Look, I think they've been skimming
people's desserts for weeks,
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but I can never prove it.
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Did you see them
take your ice cream?
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No, but Hitchcock has fudge
stains all over his chest.
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He's always got fudge stains
all over his chest.
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They'll deny everything.
We need hard proof.
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So let's get it.
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Step one, put a delicious
pie in the fridge
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and cover it with poison.
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That's step one?
What's step two?
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Tell their widows
they were thieves.
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Hey, where'd she go?
You guys were hitting it off.
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I half expected to see you
sitting in her lap by now.
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She is amazing.
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Her palate is wide and deep.
Gross.
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And at one point when she wasn't
looking, I snuck a whiff of her hair.
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Of course you did.
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She uses one of my
top three shampoos.
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Tahitian Coconut,
extra lather.
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Sounds good, Boyle.
Did you get her number?
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Oh, we lost track of time.
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She had to go
back into court.
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When she's done,
I'm gonna ask her out.
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Oh, okay, okay.
So what's the plan?
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Going straight from here
to the spa. Couples massage.
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Okay, seems a little intense,
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but given how your
other weirdness lined up,
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I say go for it.
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Oh, here she comes.
Oh, okay.
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How do I look?
You look great.
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I've got a good
feeling about this.
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Genevieve, I know we just met, and
I don't want to be too forward...
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Charles...
But sometimes you just get
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a feeling about a person...
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Charles.
And I've got that feeling about you.
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I like you...
Charles, look down.
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I think tonight we...
Oh, shoot.
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They just gave me
10 years in prison.
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She didn't say no.
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PERALTA: Hey, buddy.
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Got you some of
those fish donuts
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you like so much
to cheer you up.
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Although, full disclosure,
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I couldn't find
where they sold them,
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so that's just a chocolate
éclair with lox on it.
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Oh, thanks, Jake,
but I don't need cheering up.
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You can eat it yourself.
Nope.
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So what, you're not
upset about falling hard
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for a lady who was
immediately thrown in jail?
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No, because she's
not actually guilty.
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They say she robbed
her own art gallery
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for the insurance money,
but that makes no sense.
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She would have made more
if the art had sold.
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This piece,
Breastfeeding Knight,
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was worth twice what she got
from the insurance company.
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Wow, look at that.
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Not to sound
overly intellectual,
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but dem knight
boobies is crazy.
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(LAUGHS) I get art.
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Also, I talked to
Genevieve's lawyer.
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He's a total disaster.
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I have a couple questions about
a beautiful client of yours,
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Genevieve Mirren-Carter.
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She got hit by a tow truck
and sued the driver?
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No, she was accused
of insurance fraud.
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Oh, good, because I blew
that tow truck case.
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Straight-up
forgot to go to court.
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Well, they found one of the
stolen paintings at her house.
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But she said she didn't know
how it ended up there.
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She's being set up.
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Framed. Art joke. Continue.
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My hunch is that
it's a jealous ex-lover.
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A girl like that, three dogs,
makes her own turkey stock,
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that's the kind of
woman you don't get over.
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Look, I know you think
my judgment's clouded
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because I like
her a little bit...
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You doodled your
wedding invitation.
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No, that's our joint tombstone.
My mistake.
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But as a cop, I really don't
think that she did it.
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Something is off
about the case.
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Okay, Boyle.
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I trust your gut.
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Let's go free an innocent woman.
Nice!
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My dreams are coming true.
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You and me getting
my lady off together.
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I mean, you know how
that sounds, right?
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Look strong, but fair.
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But approachable.
But professional. And fun.
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But not too fun.
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This is your job.
Can you handle all that?
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Sir, "Fun, but not too fun"
was my campaign slogan
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when I ran for prom queen.
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Did you win?
No.
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Ames? I want to say
you look great.
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Thank you.
You didn't let me finish.
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Dot, dot, dot, for you.
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Great news is, it doesn't
matter, because this campaign,
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like three out of five Backstreet
Boys, is inconsequential.
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That's enough, Gina.
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All I'm saying
as a, if not the,
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voice of the streets is,
this 'tisn't gonna work.
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And all I'm saying
as a, if not the,
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boss here is, if you're not gonna
support me, you can leave.
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Fine. I will leave.
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I'm gonna go get a mani-pedi,
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and I'm gonna do
some serious sub-tweeting,
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so you might want
to keep off the net.
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Diaz.
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Look what I found in Hitchcock
and Scully's trash can,
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ice cream spoon.
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Son of a bitch.
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You hungry, hungry
hippos ate my ice cream.
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Why was this in your trash?
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And who throws away a spoon?
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It's the easiest
utensil to clean.
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I don't even
think it's ice cream.
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It's probably medicine.
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You know, I'm on
lots of medicines, Rosa.
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I'm sick all over.
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This is ice cream,
and I'm gonna prove it.
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Sarge, no. It's been
in their mouths.
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What am I doing?
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Well, I guess your little
investigation has hit a dead end.
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00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,075
I'll be back.
249
00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,646
Don't move.
250
00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,247
Not a problem.
251
00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,141
I hate moving.
252
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,479
Let it go.
253
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,219
Let it go.
(SPOON CLATTERING)
254
00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,551
Interesting.
255
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:21,354
Yeah, something
definitely doesn't add up.
256
00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,560
Did you know there's
a sausage you can drink?
257
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,259
What? Are you even
talking about the case?
258
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,699
We got distracted.
She has an amazing tongue.
259
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,930
Strong, supple,
great bud density.
260
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,495
Okay, I'm gonna take over the questioning.
Yeah, I'm too close to this.
261
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,973
Disgusting eating habits.
262
00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,840
Hi, Genevieve. I'm just gonna ask
you a couple of questions now,
263
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,641
and Detective Boyle
will just sit there
264
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:42,874
and keep waving
at you, I guess.
265
00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,415
Now then, is there anybody you
can think of besides yourself
266
00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,213
that has access to
the gallery after hours?
267
00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:50,915
No, just me, and the vault is only
accessible through fingerprint ID.
268
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,582
Does Charles
have a girlfriend?
269
00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,592
I just saw her mouth my name.
What did she say?
270
00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,025
Is she asking if
I'm circumcised?
271
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,223
What? No. Who asks that?
Stop interrupting.
272
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,824
Sorry about that.
Okay, next question.
273
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,994
Can you think of anyone that
might be trying to set you up?
274
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,504
Maybe an employee or
a rival of some kind?
275
00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,130
Maybe my ex-boyfriend, Nick.
276
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,238
He's an artist,
a terrible one.
277
00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:12,277
He was always in debt
and begging for money.
278
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,677
That's why we broke up.
Maybe he's resentful.
279
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:15,836
Dirtbag ex.
280
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,314
(GASPS) That was my
theory, remember?
281
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,441
Tell her it was my theory.
282
00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,541
Okay.
Wait, give me a second.
283
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,382
I want to look smart when you say it.
Okay.
284
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,821
Hey, Genevieve, Detective Boyle
wanted me to let you know
285
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,188
that he, a college graduate,
had a similar theory
286
00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,318
that it could have been an ex-boyfriend.
Wow.
287
00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:30,653
He is so smart.
288
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,364
It actually worked.
I've got to hand it to you, buddy,
289
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,831
whatever you're putting down,
she is picking up.
290
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,424
Oh, good. One more thing.
291
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:37,867
Boyle has another question.
292
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,465
Tell her when
this is all over,
293
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:40,835
I'm gonna rub
her body in pâté,
294
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,270
and then rub it off
her with a cornichon.
295
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,399
I'm just gonna give
you the phone back.
296
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:44,600
Okay.
297
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,834
Hi.
298
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,939
Guard got nauseous,
so we had to stop.
299
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,040
Hmm, that's weird.
300
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,175
Do you think it's
because you're the two
301
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,479
most disgusting
people in the universe?
302
00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,213
Could be.
Yeah, check this out.
303
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,255
Remember the ex-boyfriend
that she mentioned, Nick?
304
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,449
Call him Mr. Butthead.
305
00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,048
Okay, well, apparently,
Mr. Butthead
306
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,856
just bought a brand-new gallery
in DUMBO to showcase his art,
307
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,590
which is weird, because Genevieve
said he was always in debt.
308
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,964
Looks like somebody just
came into a ton of money.
309
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,502
Oh, and you think
she's gonna want to
310
00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,127
get back together with him
now that he's rich.
311
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,762
Damn it!
What? No, Boyle.
312
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,932
He probably got the cash
from selling the stolen art.
313
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,134
Your hunch was right.
314
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,368
Yeah, it was.
315
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,241
(SINGING) My hunch, my hunch,
316
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:21,802
my lovely case-y hunch
317
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,678
Come on, Jake, sing with me.
That's not gonna happen.
318
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:24,909
I will literally never...
319
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,474
(SINGING) Whatcha gonna do
with all that hunch
320
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,315
All that hunch
inside your brain
321
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,082
We're gonna solve,
solve, solve this case
322
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,317
Solve this case
right in your face
323
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,584
We should probably leave this prison.
Yep.
324
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,592
Okay, here's my cover.
325
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,496
My name is Sherwin LeMonde,
326
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,660
sculptor, painter,
full-time barista.
327
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,967
But once I sell my first
piece, part-time barista.
328
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,338
Oh, nice.
I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.
329
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:51,669
I wear glasses.
330
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,267
Is that all you got?
331
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:57,111
Sorry, I spent the cab ride here
imagining me and Genevieve kissing.
332
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,808
Okay, just let me
do the talking.
333
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,512
Wine?
Yes, thank you so much.
334
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,054
Wow, I love your outfit.
335
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,647
I'm an artist, so I get that
it's more than just tight.
336
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,420
Nick likes to
coat women in latex.
337
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,257
He's fascinated by the idea of the
human chrysalis in society's pupation.
338
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,558
Hmm, cool. Human
chrysalis and whatnot.
339
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,429
Yeah, whatnot.
340
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,828
It's a whatnot.
Yeah, yeah.
341
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,729
I have no idea
what a chrysalis is,
342
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,569
but serious question,
if she farts in that thing,
343
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:23,767
does it blow up
like a balloon?
344
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,777
You have to assume that it would.
You have to, right?
345
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,107
Yeah.
Art is so intense.
346
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,339
It really is.
347
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,006
Look, there's Nick.
Get him.
348
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,211
Hey, man.
Hey.
349
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,378
Is this your work?
Yeah.
350
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:36,512
It's good.
351
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,318
I haven't talked to anyone
here, but it almost seems like
352
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,153
you're going for
a human chrysalis thing.
353
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,386
I'm glad you like it.
354
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,655
I wish I could take credit,
but this is society.
355
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,360
I'm just
holding up the mirror.
356
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:46,657
Hmm?
357
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,724
Wow.
358
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,266
You meant that literally.
Very cool.
359
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:54,071
Anyhow, I'm a fellow
artist named Sherwin.
360
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,303
I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.
I wear glasses.
361
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,644
So anyway, I was wondering.
How'd you get your own gallery?
362
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,736
It must be really expensive.
363
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:01,973
Art's not about
the money, man.
364
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,240
Totally.
365
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,816
It's more about the other things.
Right on.
366
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,922
This painting is called Genevieve 416.
What's that all about?
367
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,480
Well, April 16th
was the day
368
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,992
my ex, Genevieve, and I
covered ourselves with paint
369
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,324
and made love on that canvas
for 24 hours straight.
370
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:18,658
That's pretty
pathetic, dude.
371
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,722
You seem pretty obsessed
with Genevieve, huh?
372
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,165
Excuse me?
Donald.
373
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,997
I bet it really hurt
when she dumped you.
374
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,559
What?
Donald, your glasses.
375
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,469
Where were you July 21st,
Mr. Butthead?
376
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,065
Uh...
(MOCKING) Uh... Uh...
377
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,007
You were robbing
Genevieve's gallery.
378
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,635
You framed her, and I should
arrest you right now.
379
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:37,477
What are you, cops?
What? No, we're artists.
380
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,618
And as artists,
we question everything,
381
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,085
including certain people's
whereabouts on particular dates.
382
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,314
Get out of here.
383
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,615
Fine, but we're taking this,
384
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,952
because you don't
deserve that memory.
385
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,753
That painting is $95,000.
386
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,588
I don't want it anyway.
Your penis was on it.
387
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,131
Sorry about that.
Donald is...
388
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,559
Sucks.
389
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,901
Hey, you dum-dums.
390
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,130
Ice cream.
391
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,671
Moose Tracks ice cream.
392
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,296
How do you know?
393
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,839
Yep, it's definitely
ice cream.
394
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,275
Knew it!
They're going down.
395
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,040
Also, whoever
used this spoon,
396
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,444
their body ain't right.
397
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,539
Okay, let's say
it is ice cream.
398
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,380
But I didn't eat it,
I couldn't have.
399
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:14,846
I'm lactose intolerant.
400
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,147
Me, too.
401
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,951
I'm super lactose intolerant.
402
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,012
You're lying.
403
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,558
Have you ever
seen us eat dairy?
404
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,890
You know no one can
bear to watch you eat.
405
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,290
Check.
406
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,929
And...
407
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,158
Check.
408
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,957
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
409
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,695
It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
410
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,395
I got to say, Boyle.
411
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:33,995
Nick was pretty defensive.
412
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,938
Yeah, and he's
a terrible artist.
413
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,100
All he does is
have sex on canvases.
414
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,111
Any fourth grader
could do that.
415
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,771
But...
416
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,544
They shouldn't.
No.
417
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:48,245
Hey, Nick doesn't like cops, but
he didn't do anything wrong.
418
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,412
And how would you know?
419
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,853
I'm his assistant, Dvora.
420
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,858
He would never set up Genevieve.
He's still in love with her.
421
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,894
He keeps boxes of her
old stuff lying around.
422
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,223
Ooh, can we look at,
smell and handle them?
423
00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,787
I mean, you know,
for the investigation.
424
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,025
We're cops.
425
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,531
Please, take the boxes.
I want them out of here.
426
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:04,728
Oh. Okay, great.
427
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,203
You wouldn't happen to know where
he was on July 21st, would you?
428
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,331
Actually, I would.
429
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,432
He did a performance
art piece that entire month.
430
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,010
He lived in a cage on the
street and never left it.
431
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,237
The whole thing's on video.
432
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,247
Okay, great. Totally.
433
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,148
We'll just go around back
and pick up the boxes.
434
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,843
Oh, one more thing.
435
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,115
Where in this "cage"
did he go to the bathroom?
436
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,120
Bucket.
Okay, gross. Have a good night.
437
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,460
Sir, I saw my poster
on the subway this morning.
438
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,655
Well, you must feel like a
celebrity, a regular Ira Glass.
439
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,997
They put
a Hitler mustache on me.
440
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,298
Yes, this is unfortunate,
441
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,731
but let's not overreact
to one graffito.
442
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,274
It wasn't just one.
443
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,776
People drew on
every single poster.
444
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:49,674
They put devil horns,
target on my face,
445
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:52,239
this one says,
"Die Pig," and worst of all,
446
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,343
they didn't put the comma
between "Die" and "Pig."
447
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,580
This is easily dealt with.
448
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:58,316
I'll just issue a statement saying
vandals will be prosecuted.
449
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,415
It's not just vandalism, sir.
450
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,426
People have real
complaints, too.
451
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,089
"End stop-and-frisks.
452
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,528
"Stop racial profiling.
453
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,360
"Unlawful arrest is a crime."
454
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,724
I see.
455
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,735
I think Gina was right
about the campaign, sir.
456
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,827
Hmm.
457
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,465
I'm surprised
she hasn't marched
458
00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:14,799
in here to say,
"I told you so."
459
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,135
She wouldn't do that.
460
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,800
You're right, Amy.
461
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,575
For once in your life,
you're 100% right.
462
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,306
I would never say that.
463
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,678
Did you have enough
time to read it all?
464
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,013
Yes.
465
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,351
Okay, good.
466
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,051
PERALTA: Yep, it's true.
467
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,725
He sat in a cage for a month.
468
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,261
Ugh, the bucket checks out.
469
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,530
This is insane. Anything is art.
Here, watch this.
470
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:44,091
A statue of Jesus made out of cigarette
butts. Boom, I'm a millionaire.
471
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,659
That's actually pretty good.
I know.
472
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,329
And I could call
it "Holy Smokes."
473
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,169
Should we really do this?
No, right?
474
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,175
That's crazy, you can't just
become an artist out of nowhere.
475
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,107
Jake. The case.
What? Yeah.
476
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,702
So Nick has an alibi,
that's not great.
477
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,442
But we have a box of Genevieve's
stuff from the gallery.
478
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,450
I'm sure there's something in
here that will exonerate her.
479
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,917
Right.
Oh, my God.
480
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:04,752
Socks and shoes.
This is exactly the type of stuff I own.
481
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,316
This is kismet.
482
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,520
Oh, no, what's this?
483
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:09,993
It's a receipt
for a storage unit
484
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,528
that she didn't
tell anyone about.
485
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,497
It's probably nothing.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
486
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,691
I'm sure it's nothing.
Yeah.
487
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,394
It's totally nothing.
(LAUGHS) No.
488
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,362
It's a bunch of stolen art.
489
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,338
Hey, buddy.
Sorry about Genevieve.
490
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,437
It's okay.
491
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,277
I'm resigned to my
life of solitude.
492
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,214
Just me and my five dogs.
493
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,808
Wait, I thought you
only had three dogs.
494
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,751
I just adopted two
online right now.
495
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,485
This pit bull hates kids.
496
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,648
That's fine,
I'll never have any.
497
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,659
Add to cart.
Okay, let me just grab that.
498
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,623
Listen to me, Charles.
You're gonna be fine.
499
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,392
There are plenty
of women out there.
500
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,262
Strong, beautiful,
smart women.
501
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,563
How about her?
She's very beautiful.
502
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,570
With my luck, she's
probably a car thief.
503
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,138
Don't be ridiculous.
504
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,606
Hey, Scully.
Yeah?
505
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:57,699
Who's the babe?
506
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,505
Just booked her
for elder abuse.
507
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,070
Elder abuse, that's nice.
All right, fine.
508
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,375
We shouldn't be
doing this at a precinct.
509
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,417
I really thought I was gonna
get Genevieve out of prison.
510
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,014
Then we'd cover
ourselves in paint
511
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,747
and make love for 25 hours,
512
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,078
one more hour
than her and Nick.
513
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,247
Boyle, you would hate that.
514
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,086
Your little hummingbird
heart would explode.
515
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,819
I wish I didn't
have a heart.
516
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,151
I'm off to
the cheese shop.
517
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,421
And I'm buying
by the wheel.
518
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,228
The cheese wheel.
Yeah, I got it.
519
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,597
Gina, as you predicted,
520
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,230
there was some backlash
to the poster campaign.
521
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:30,504
Yes, I'm the Nostradamus
of your shame.
522
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,305
I think a problem
the police have had
523
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:34,675
is our inability to
admit our mistakes,
524
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:38,815
so this campaign was, um...
525
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,245
a mistake.
526
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,789
You told me that, but I got
defensive and didn't listen.
527
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,722
I should have been
open to criticism,
528
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,818
as this department
should be open to criticism.
529
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:54,093
That's why I'm
replacing these with...
530
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,595
These.
531
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,428
My e-mail address
is at the bottom,
532
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,135
and I intend to respond
to every message I receive.
533
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,575
Before we put them up,
I want to hear your thoughts.
534
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:07,871
I love them.
535
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,808
Once again, my advice has,
like, saved the city.
536
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,181
I came up with the slogan.
537
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,913
It's tacky to take
credit for stuff.
538
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,785
We're here to apologize.
539
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,347
I can't prove you
took my Moose Tracks,
540
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,449
so I shouldn't
have yelled at you.
541
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,619
I'm impressed.
542
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,362
It takes a big
person to admit
543
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,691
when they're being
a total dum-dum.
544
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,197
We want to
make it up to you.
545
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,458
We got you a pizza.
546
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,500
Only one pizza
for both of us?
547
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,266
DIAZ: Oh, my God.
548
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,636
That was an obvious
setup, you morons.
549
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,341
You're eating cheese.
550
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:40,240
You're lying about being lactose
intolerant. SCULLY: No, we weren't.
551
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:43,372
Some things are just delicious
enough to suffer the consequences.
552
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,382
I'm diabetic, but I still
eat sugar out of the bag.
553
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,543
(GROANS)
Just admit you took my Moose Tracks.
554
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,049
Admit it!
555
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:53,015
Admit it.
556
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,054
Yeah, we ate it.
557
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,621
And we're eating your pizza.
558
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,896
So who's the moron now?
559
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,762
Ooh, stomach.
560
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,003
Oh, yeah. It's coming.
561
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,739
They admitted it.
That's a victory, right?
562
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,336
No, Terry.
563
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,175
There are no winners here.
564
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,873
SCULLY: (EXCLAIMING)
Coming through, coming through! Move it!
565
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,576
Move, move, move, move,
move, move, move!
566
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,579
PERALTA: Getting in
a little late there
567
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:23,951
this morning, Boyle.
Where you been?
568
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:25,250
Cursing out
my own shadow
569
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,258
for hanging out
with a loser like me.
570
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,157
Also an eye
doctor appointment.
571
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,197
Well, there's something in the holding
cell that might cheer you up.
572
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,564
That's Nick's assistant.
Why is she here?
573
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,726
After you left last night,
574
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:40,169
I was thinking about the 24-hour
sex painting, Genevieve 416.
575
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,565
Check out the date
on this receipt
576
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,300
from the storage locker
with the stolen art.
577
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,602
April 16th.
578
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,144
Four-sixteen!
Exactly.
579
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,236
She couldn't have rented it,
580
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,645
because she was
busy getting busy.
581
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,877
Oh, good one.
This is fantastic.
582
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,317
I mean, I'm not happy that she
was having sex with another man,
583
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,945
but I'm okay with it if
that's what gets her off.
584
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,046
Do you seriously not hear it?
585
00:20:58,123 --> 00:20:59,647
Because it almost seems
intentional at this point.
586
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,556
Why would Dvora
set Genevieve up?
587
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,117
Because she's in
love with Nick.
588
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,894
She used one of
those latex casts
589
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:05,987
of Genevieve's hand
590
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:07,190
to get the fingerprints
so she could
591
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,392
break into the gallery.
Wow.
592
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,029
I can't believe you
kept working the case
593
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,399
even after I gave up.
594
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:12,728
That was a nice thing to do.
595
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,136
Charles, I didn't
do it to be nice.
596
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,204
I did it to be amazing.
597
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,207
And I think you're
a great detective,
598
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,404
and I trusted your gut.
599
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:21,969
Now go get your
girlfriend out of prison.
600
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,207
Oh, thanks, man.
601
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,508
Next time you see me, I'm
gonna be all out of orgasms.
602
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,848
No, you can't say that
while you're hugging someone.
603
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,000
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