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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Yeah... I'm not buying the
sleepwalking bit for one second.
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Would you let me have cold spaghetti
at midnight if I was awake?
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Nope.
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(Growls)
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What are you guys doing
up anyway? It's midnight.
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They're trying to throw
out those people who own
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that wonderful old bookstore
over on Jane street.
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They want to put in another
fast-food super cluck.
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But they're the world's most
powerful bucket of food people!
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They don't scare me.
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Who are you?
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I am no friend of the super cluck!
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They're trying to take
over the whole neighborhood.
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But I will be there
everywhere they want to go.
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So, you stay up late and
protect our community?
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Trying.
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Yeah, well, you know what
I do at night? I sleep.
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Well, that's very important, honey.
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Well, a kid like me needs 15 hours.
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Dad, mom's trying to save our whole city.
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How are you gonna beat that?
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I'm trying to get through Maya's paper.
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He beat you.
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"'America's foreign relations
at the dawn of the cold war, '
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"250 words by Maya hart.
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"What's up, Matthews?
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"It's me, Maya.
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"I owe you 218 words.
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Good luck with that."
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So, you guys are staying up and
protecting our city and our minds...
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While what I do is sleep.
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Well, honey, you're really very good at it.
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"'Why no one should talk but me'
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by Farkle Minkus."
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Seven hours till school is over!
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You know what my mom does?
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She uses her intelligence to help
the powerless against the powerful.
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Yeah. She's really somethin'.
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My dad tries to teach you stuff.
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Mm. He's cute.
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- What will I ever do?
- You'll do stuff.
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What?
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Riles, the great thing about being us,
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we don't have to worry about being them.
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Too late. I started and I
don't like where it's going.
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Riley, if you're trying to tell me
how great your parents are, I know.
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You're very lucky to have them.
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Not everybody does.
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Maybe they're the lucky ones, Maya.
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Why?
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They're Cory and Topanga and...
I'm just their little shadow,
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living in the reflection of the sun.
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What do you do when you know you'll
never be as good as your parents?
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(Theme music playing)
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♪ I've been waiting ♪
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♪ for a day like this to come ♪
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♪ struck like lightning ♪
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♪ my heart's beating like a drum ♪
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♪ on the edge of something wonderful ♪
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♪ face-to-face
with changes ♪
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♪ what's it all about? ♪
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♪ Life is crazy ♪
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♪ but I know I can work it out ♪
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♪ 'cause I got you to live it with me ♪
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♪ I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world ♪
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♪ light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn ♪
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♪ I'm singing oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪
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♪ take on the world ♪
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Ferdinand Magellan. What did he do?
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First bull with a last name!
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First man to circumnavigate the globe.
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Who are you gonna believe?
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Everyone thought the world was flat. Why?
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They could only see to the horizon.
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They were too scared to go out.
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They thought they'd fall off the world.
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I don't blame 'em.
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Well, what about you guys?
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What's your horizon line?
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Write down the one thing in
life you consider impossible.
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Where do you fall off the earth?
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Well, it looks like everyone
found something pretty easily.
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That's too bad.
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Because when you think
you can't do something,
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your world is as flat as a piece of paper.
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So, crumple them up.
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Now, look at 'em.
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You hold your world in your hands.
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Nothing's impossible if you take a shot.
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So, take a shot.
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Take a shot, Farkle.
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Oh, that's okay, sir.
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Why not?
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Well, I'd only miss.
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Do you mind?
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Hey, it's not like it's a big surprise.
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"Athlete."
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You don't think you could be an
athlete like Lucas if you tried?
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I'm not sure you can be as good as someone
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- just because you want to, sir.
- Well...
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You'll never know unless you take a shot.
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Why are you smiling at me so pretty?
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Because I want the last
thing you ever see to be nice.
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Okay, so... Farkle has just given us
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a great idea for an assignment.
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- (Class groans)
- Yay.
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Farkle, you're gonna become an athlete.
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- Class: Yay!
- (Farkle groans)
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- Mr. Friar...
- Oh, no.
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Your assignment is to help him get there.
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I'm sorry if this changes what
you thought was impossible.
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No, that's what I had.
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Ha ha.
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That's what I had.
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Riley...
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Is there anything in your sweet Riley mind
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that you consider impossible?
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There is no future to look forward to
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to where I'm anywhere
near as good as you guys.
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What are you talking about?
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You and mom, Cory and Topanga...
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you're my impossible thing.
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I don't understand.
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Maybe some people do just
fall off the world, dad.
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- What do you mean, Riley...
- (School bell rings)
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Look, it's just today's
thing. It'll be gone tomorrow.
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The only thing going away is me.
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Can somebody please direct
me to the edge of the earth?
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I assume it's near the river.
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Now?
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You're falling off the world now?
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I can't compete with you.
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- In what?
- Life.
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So, I have to go and find my own way.
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I have to go and create
my own individual path
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and I must do it all alone, by myself.
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Come on, Maya!
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Um... we'll be at the river.
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Here?
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You think this is falling
off the face of the earth?
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My only chance at peace and serenity
is at a sanctuary of solitude,
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away from mommy and daddy perfect.
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Hello.
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Is there something I can
do for you young ladies?
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I'd like to renounce all
of my worldly possessions,
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except for all of my stuff!
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Aww, you're fun!
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Let me in, sister.
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Life out here holds no promise for me.
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Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
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- What's your name?
- Riley.
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But I want my nun name to be
sister Riley of perpetual Bleh.
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Sorry, that name's already been taken.
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How about sis ri per bleh 84263?
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- Or Blinky?
- (Gasps)
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Blinky was my second choice.
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Congratulations. You're Blinky the nun.
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- How about you?
- You don't want this.
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All right, ladies.
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May I ask what's really going on?
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Sister Blinky is upset
because her parents are perfect
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and she'll never live up to them.
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Riley, let me help you.
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Human perfection is unattainable.
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In all of my experiences with people,
there's only one who even comes close.
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Oh. (Gasps)
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- The mother superior?
- No, the next one.
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Thank you, Topanga.
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You have saved our orphanage
from becoming a super cluck.
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It was a group effort.
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I'm only one Topanga.
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Oh, hi, girls.
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(Heroic music playing)
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- Cab!
- (Wheels screech)
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Now, if she were your mother, I'd
understand why you'd wanna...
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Oh, Blinky. Oh, you poor thing.
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All right, Farkle. Let's see what you got.
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(Grunts)
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I quit.
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I will not fail this assignment...
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- (Thuds)
- I quit again.
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You know what sitting in the stands,
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watching those games you
play makes me realize?
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You love sports?
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Admit it. You love the
thrill of competition.
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Every sport is the same.
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Being good at sports is
just a matter of physics.
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Don't you mess up America's
most favorite thing
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with America's least favorite thing!
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With the correct angle and velocity,
I should make every shot every time.
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Is that right?
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Let's try a foul shot.
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Just put this ball here
through that hoop there?
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That's it.
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(Laser humming)
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(Beeping)
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Got it.
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Shoot it.
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- Huh.
- Huh.
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I probably should've
considered the x-factor.
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And what's the x-factor?
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(Laser humming)
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(Beeping)
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(Beeping increases)
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I stink.
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I've gotta say.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see you...
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Do...
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Better.
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New sport!
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Oh, please.
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All I need to do is compact my body
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into a solid mass and
then you can't pin me.
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What is that? Physics? Okay.
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New sport!
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I've never even understood this game.
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You run around the bases
and try to get home, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, why do you need the other bases?
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Because you can't get home
until you get around all of them.
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But the quickest way between
two points is a straight line.
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You want to get rid of the bases?
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Yeah. Game's over sooner and we
can all get back to physics.
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Farkle, not everyone lives
for theories and numbers.
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Well, they should.
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Come here.
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- Shoot.
- (Scoffs)
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It's a waste of time.
It's an impossible shot.
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Running the bases is a waste of time.
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This impossible shot...
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(Laser humming)
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(Beeping)
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Oh.
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...is not impossible at all.
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- I don't know, Farkle.
- Shoot it.
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I believe everything you say now.
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And I believe basketball may not be so bad.
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Wanna do it again?
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Here?
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You think this is falling
off the face of the earth?
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Well, hello.
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Something I can do for you ladies?
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I'm here to run away and join the circus.
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Well, you came to the right place.
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You got a circus name?
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How about Blinky?
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That's no good. I already got 50 Blinkys
right now in a little car back there.
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You know, I sense that
you're not really running
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to the circus as much as
running away from something.
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You're very wise.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, all of us circus folk have,
you know, run away from something
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at one time or another.
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For me, it was my father.
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I knew I could never live up to him.
261
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:19,340
You understand what I'm sayin'?
262
00:12:19,342 --> 00:12:22,210
Yes, clown. Yes.
263
00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:24,479
- You know what this is?
- (Gasps)
264
00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:28,015
- It's a pretty flower.
- I think it's not.
265
00:12:28,017 --> 00:12:29,216
Yeah, well, you know what?
266
00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:32,120
It was handed down to me by
my father, Jingles the first.
267
00:12:32,122 --> 00:12:34,655
- Was he a clown?
- No, he made keys.
268
00:12:34,657 --> 00:12:37,558
I would like to hear
about the beautiful flower.
269
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,993
I will tell you about the beautiful flower.
270
00:12:38,995 --> 00:12:40,461
It's a clown flower.
271
00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:43,231
Whenever I am feeling sad in this world,
272
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:46,300
I look at the flower and it makes me happy.
273
00:12:46,302 --> 00:12:49,103
Oh, I would like to be happy.
274
00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:52,106
Mr. Jingles, is there any
way you would even consider
275
00:12:52,108 --> 00:12:54,008
allowing me to look at the pretty flower?
276
00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:56,043
Is she for real?
277
00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:59,080
I try, I try, and I try.
278
00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:01,349
I'll take it from here.
279
00:13:01,351 --> 00:13:02,683
You won't have to. Watch this!
280
00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:05,219
I wanna look at the pretty flower!
281
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,990
- She's like a gift.
- Ah, just do it.
282
00:13:10,359 --> 00:13:14,996
This flower is of the species
carnatious in your facious.
283
00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:17,098
Where's it from? Where's it from?
284
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,067
You know, I just don't have the heart.
285
00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:21,536
She deserves it. Do it!
286
00:13:21,538 --> 00:13:23,070
(Clears throat)
287
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:23,971
Made in China.
288
00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:26,040
Look closer. Here we go.
289
00:13:27,543 --> 00:13:29,710
Aah!
290
00:13:29,712 --> 00:13:31,445
What's the matter, honey?
291
00:13:31,447 --> 00:13:32,680
Did something happen?
292
00:13:35,717 --> 00:13:36,411
Mr. Jingles...
293
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:40,336
May I please borrow your clown
handkerchief to dry myself off?
294
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:41,385
Sure, kid.
295
00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:43,926
(Sighs)
296
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,460
You know, it's not like I'm
gonna be a clown my whole life.
297
00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:49,230
My circusin' just got in the way of my...
298
00:13:49,232 --> 00:13:51,132
Formal education.
299
00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:55,536
How do I look?
300
00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:57,238
Smart.
301
00:14:00,409 --> 00:14:04,145
Yeah, but now we got this volunteer
teacher who dedicates his free time
302
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,713
to enriching our clown minds.
303
00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:07,448
I wonder who the teacher is.
304
00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,150
Who is he? Who?
305
00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:12,153
Hey, Jingles.
306
00:14:13,455 --> 00:14:16,023
I'll see you next week. Hey, girls.
307
00:14:16,025 --> 00:14:17,792
(Heroic music playing)
308
00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:20,494
Trapeze!
309
00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:22,797
Home!
310
00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:27,134
Now, if he was your father, I could
understand why you'd wanna...
311
00:14:27,136 --> 00:14:28,736
Oh, you poor kid.
312
00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:34,175
My parents are superheroes.
313
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,244
Calm down, Blinky.
314
00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:41,215
She saves orphanages and bookstores,
and he dedicates his life to clowns.
315
00:14:41,217 --> 00:14:43,150
What do I do?
316
00:14:43,152 --> 00:14:45,353
You make your bed.
317
00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,054
Not really.
318
00:14:47,056 --> 00:14:49,423
All I do is just pull the
comforter up over everything.
319
00:14:54,329 --> 00:14:55,696
Get out of here!
320
00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:59,133
But this is where the spaghetti is!
321
00:15:07,109 --> 00:15:09,176
- Riley...
- I can't compete with them, Maya.
322
00:15:09,178 --> 00:15:11,712
I have reached my personal horizon line.
323
00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:12,681
There's nowhere for me to go.
324
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,348
Honey, you gotta get 'em out of your head.
325
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:15,383
I can't.
326
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,118
I know all of their stories.
327
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,453
They keep on repeating over and over.
328
00:15:19,455 --> 00:15:20,655
Were they always so perfect?
329
00:15:20,657 --> 00:15:21,270
What?
330
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:23,724
Sure, they're great now,
but how were they at our age?
331
00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:26,360
I bet they were just as messed
up and confused as we are.
332
00:15:26,362 --> 00:15:29,096
Maybe we should see that for ourselves.
333
00:15:29,098 --> 00:15:30,168
How would we do that?
334
00:15:30,199 --> 00:15:32,867
They've told me their
stories a million times.
335
00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:36,137
Maybe if we try and pick one
and imagine them at our age,
336
00:15:36,139 --> 00:15:37,505
we'll discover how they really were.
337
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:40,675
Riley, how many times have I told
you to stop being so innocent?
338
00:15:40,677 --> 00:15:42,810
I'm going to tell you a story, Maya.
339
00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:45,479
So, concentrate hard and
maybe we'll see how they were.
340
00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:48,649
Riles, I'm not gonna see your parents
as kids because I concentrate.
341
00:15:48,651 --> 00:15:51,185
Once upon a time, there
was a Cory and Topanga.
342
00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:53,587
It's not like someone
recorded everything they did.
343
00:15:53,589 --> 00:15:55,156
Concentrate!
344
00:15:56,425 --> 00:15:59,226
And one day, Topanga went
over to Cory's house...
345
00:15:59,228 --> 00:16:01,462
May I ask you a personal question?
346
00:16:01,464 --> 00:16:03,364
You tell a good story, Riley.
347
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:06,867
Sure.
348
00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:10,271
Why are there socks all over your floor?
349
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:13,140
Oh, I was just practicing.
350
00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:14,575
This is where my dad grew up. Look.
351
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,644
I envy your athletic ability.
352
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,212
Oh, this? It's not so hard.
353
00:16:18,214 --> 00:16:19,647
Come on, I'll give you some pointers.
354
00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:22,683
Cory: Anyway, the key
is good color commentary.
355
00:16:22,685 --> 00:16:24,285
This is where it all began!
356
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:30,658
Look at 'em.
357
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,193
They're eensy!
358
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:34,195
- Your dad's adorable.
- Maya!
359
00:16:34,197 --> 00:16:36,297
Hey, Matthews, how you doin'?
360
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,798
Watch this.
361
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,434
Matthews sees an open lane,
he drives hard to the boards,
362
00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:43,838
he leaps over Shaquille O'Neal,
kisses it off the glass...
363
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,741
It's good! He scores!
364
00:16:48,677 --> 00:16:50,378
I could never do that.
365
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,213
Sure you can. Give it a try.
366
00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:54,482
But I'm not familiar with the terminology.
367
00:16:54,484 --> 00:16:56,317
All right, I'll do the
color. You just worry
368
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,252
about getting the ball in the basket.
369
00:16:58,254 --> 00:17:01,822
Topanga is triple-teamed at the time line,
she breaks a trap, heads to the top
370
00:17:01,824 --> 00:17:06,293
of the key and leaps toward the basket,
doing a spiraling tomahawk 360!
371
00:17:06,295 --> 00:17:08,262
Slam dunk!
372
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:19,707
Look. We both made a basket.
373
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:23,444
- Riles?
- Yeah?
374
00:17:23,446 --> 00:17:25,446
They were kids just like us.
375
00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:31,519
Technically, yeah. But basketball is so
much more fun when you actually move.
376
00:17:31,521 --> 00:17:34,221
All right, you try and make another
basket and I'll try and block you.
377
00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:35,923
Look at him! You dad's as weird as you.
378
00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,792
Yeah, he kind of is.
379
00:17:37,794 --> 00:17:39,460
But she's great even then.
380
00:17:39,462 --> 00:17:42,296
Yeah. Tough act to follow.
381
00:17:57,546 --> 00:18:01,248
Way to go, Topanga!
382
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,350
(Giggles)
383
00:18:05,587 --> 00:18:08,322
Even when they were kids, my
parents were still perfect.
384
00:18:09,658 --> 00:18:11,792
I don't know what to say.
385
00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:13,727
There's nothing you can say, really.
386
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:20,968
If it helps, it seems like your
dad was just as weird as you.
387
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:23,270
You're just like him, Riley.
And he turned out great.
388
00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:24,772
But did you see my mom?
389
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:27,875
She was completely together even then.
390
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,944
What hope do I have?
391
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,417
How can you beat the impossible?
392
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,419
Can you? Did you? Is Farkle an athlete now?
393
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,386
Not as good as Lucas.
394
00:18:39,388 --> 00:18:42,456
Oh. Well, will you ever be?
395
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,218
Doesn't have to be.
396
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,559
You don't have to be a great
athlete to like the game.
397
00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:47,061
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
398
00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:48,762
The fun of the game is running the bases.
399
00:18:48,764 --> 00:18:50,631
Farkle, you actually ran?
400
00:18:53,368 --> 00:18:54,002
Nothin'.
401
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,567
I don't get the moment,
but I'm very disappointed.
402
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,441
Well, what happens if you get home
403
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,309
and realize you're not as
good as the rest of the team?
404
00:19:02,311 --> 00:19:03,477
You keep playing.
405
00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:04,645
It's a team sport, Riley.
406
00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:05,441
You just run the bases.
407
00:19:05,472 --> 00:19:07,578
The rest of your team
will help you get home.
408
00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:19,460
You know, when you walked
me through their story,
409
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,762
it's amazing to see how much
you and your dad are alike.
410
00:19:21,764 --> 00:19:23,097
Two goofs.
411
00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:26,333
Yeah, I'm definitely his daughter.
412
00:19:26,335 --> 00:19:27,868
But that's not the only story, Riley.
413
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:30,037
There's gotta be other
stories about your mom.
414
00:19:30,039 --> 00:19:31,939
She's perfect in every story.
415
00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:34,408
Yeah? Tell me another one and we'll see.
416
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:36,377
Maya, I don't wanna tell
you any more stories.
417
00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:37,205
They make me feel bad.
418
00:19:37,236 --> 00:19:39,647
Look, maybe if we go back,
we can find something else.
419
00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:43,017
There's gotta be something
that makes them goofy like us.
420
00:19:43,019 --> 00:19:45,786
I do know that there
were other bay windows.
421
00:19:45,788 --> 00:19:47,788
Really? Tell it to me.
422
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:52,393
Once upon a time, there
was another bay window.
423
00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,461
Now this sounds like a good story.
424
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,898
I have some ideas on our presentation.
425
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,134
So do I. Here's what we do.
426
00:20:00,136 --> 00:20:02,503
We hit Feeny hard. We hit him fast.
427
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,138
The ozone layer...
it's got a hole.
428
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,007
Wear a hat. We're in. We're out.
429
00:20:07,009 --> 00:20:10,578
I kind of had a whole different
approach to the report.
430
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:14,381
Less conventional, more performance art.
431
00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:15,816
What's this story?
432
00:20:15,818 --> 00:20:17,418
What's the difference?
433
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,652
My mom will still be perfect.
434
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:22,423
No, please. Let's stick to conventional.
435
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:25,526
Conventional's good because
no one laughs at conventional.
436
00:20:27,429 --> 00:20:29,863
Read this poem out loud.
437
00:20:29,865 --> 00:20:32,132
Poem? Please, not a poem.
438
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,903
(Dramatic music playing)
439
00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:40,608
"Sun. The only. The one.
440
00:20:43,478 --> 00:20:45,112
"Donut in the sky.
441
00:20:45,114 --> 00:20:49,583
"Space. Big gaping place.
442
00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:54,521
"Without. Within. Our skin.
443
00:20:54,523 --> 00:20:56,423
"Donut in the sky.
444
00:20:56,425 --> 00:20:59,059
"Freon.
445
00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:04,698
"Fluorocarbon. Humpback whale.
446
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,000
(Laughs)
447
00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:07,968
Riley...
448
00:21:09,571 --> 00:21:11,438
Wow. She's goofier than he is.
449
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,607
She is. Isn't that great?
450
00:21:13,609 --> 00:21:16,510
"So pale. Exhaust.
451
00:21:16,512 --> 00:21:20,481
Is all lost? Donut in the sky."
452
00:21:22,684 --> 00:21:24,485
Riley, she's you.
453
00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:26,553
Yeah, she is.
454
00:21:26,555 --> 00:21:27,988
You're both of them.
455
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:29,623
I am.
456
00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:43,570
Yeah, we could do that
in front of the class,
457
00:21:43,572 --> 00:21:46,840
but before we do, will you just please take
458
00:21:46,842 --> 00:21:49,576
a huge baseball bat and
hit me over the head?
459
00:21:49,578 --> 00:21:53,247
Why do you care so much
what other people think?
460
00:21:53,249 --> 00:21:57,818
When people laugh at you, they're
depleting their own karmic reservoir.
461
00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:01,822
You're gonna be one of those girls who
doesn't shave her legs, aren't you?
462
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,928
I haven't decided yet.
463
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:10,631
Do you actually try to be weird?
464
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,766
I don't think I'm weird.
465
00:22:12,768 --> 00:22:14,535
I think I'm unique.
466
00:22:16,071 --> 00:22:18,672
I don't think I'm weird, Maya.
467
00:22:18,674 --> 00:22:20,641
I think I'm unique.
468
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:23,644
He's Cory, she's Topanga.
469
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,679
But I'm both.
470
00:22:31,186 --> 00:22:33,253
I'm not going to fall
off the face of the earth.
471
00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:38,759
There is no end to my horizon.
472
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:44,098
My parents are Cory and Topanga,
473
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:47,534
and they gave me the best
parts of both of them.
474
00:22:47,536 --> 00:22:49,570
I'm not going to be you or mom, dad.
475
00:22:49,572 --> 00:22:51,772
We don't want you to be, Riley.
476
00:22:51,774 --> 00:22:53,841
I'm going to have my own stories.
477
00:22:53,843 --> 00:22:56,009
And I can't wait to watch them.
478
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:02,783
Riley?
479
00:23:02,785 --> 00:23:04,251
Yeah?
480
00:23:04,253 --> 00:23:05,652
Where'd you get that hat?
481
00:23:05,654 --> 00:23:08,188
Oh. You gave it to me a long time ago.
482
00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:09,556
Don't you remember?
483
00:23:09,558 --> 00:23:12,059
No.
484
00:23:12,061 --> 00:23:15,195
It looks great on you.
485
00:23:15,197 --> 00:23:17,731
Thanks, dad.
486
00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:19,333
It's going to help me run the bases.
487
00:23:20,735 --> 00:23:22,102
And I'm glad I'm on your team.
488
00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:26,340
Excuse us.