1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:26,258 Yeah... I'm not buying the sleepwalking bit for one second. 3 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:30,158 Would you let me have cold spaghetti at midnight if I was awake? 4 00:00:30,189 --> 00:00:30,926 Nope. 5 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,938 What are you guys doing up anyway? It's midnight. 6 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,707 They're trying to throw out those people who own 7 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,675 that wonderful old bookstore over on Jane street. 8 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,278 They want to put in another fast-food super cluck. 9 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,881 But they're the world's most powerful bucket of food people! 10 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:52,317 They don't scare me. 11 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,353 Who are you? 12 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,488 I am no friend of the super cluck! 13 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,557 They're trying to take over the whole neighborhood. 14 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,226 But I will be there everywhere they want to go. 15 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,431 So, you stay up late and protect our community? 16 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:06,193 Trying. 17 00:01:06,224 --> 00:01:09,234 Yeah, well, you know what I do at night? I sleep. 18 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,936 Well, that's very important, honey. 19 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:13,405 Well, a kid like me needs 15 hours. 20 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:17,409 Dad, mom's trying to save our whole city. 21 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,644 How are you gonna beat that? 22 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:21,914 I'm trying to get through Maya's paper. 23 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,749 He beat you. 24 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:28,287 "'America's foreign relations at the dawn of the cold war, ' 25 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,790 "250 words by Maya hart. 26 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,293 "What's up, Matthews? 27 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,561 "It's me, Maya. 28 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:37,863 "I owe you 218 words. 29 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,832 Good luck with that." 30 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:46,438 So, you guys are staying up and protecting our city and our minds... 31 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,340 While what I do is sleep. 32 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:53,011 Well, honey, you're really very good at it. 33 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:55,047 "'Why no one should talk but me' 34 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,515 by Farkle Minkus." 35 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:11,430 Seven hours till school is over! 36 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:14,366 You know what my mom does? 37 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,469 She uses her intelligence to help the powerless against the powerful. 38 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,770 Yeah. She's really somethin'. 39 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,606 My dad tries to teach you stuff. 40 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,940 Mm. He's cute. 41 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,511 - What will I ever do? - You'll do stuff. 42 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,106 What? 43 00:02:26,137 --> 00:02:28,480 Riles, the great thing about being us, 44 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,198 we don't have to worry about being them. 45 00:02:30,229 --> 00:02:32,751 Too late. I started and I don't like where it's going. 46 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:36,421 Riley, if you're trying to tell me how great your parents are, I know. 47 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,890 You're very lucky to have them. 48 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,591 Not everybody does. 49 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,627 Maybe they're the lucky ones, Maya. 50 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,995 Why? 51 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:46,598 They're Cory and Topanga and... I'm just their little shadow, 52 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,400 living in the reflection of the sun. 53 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:53,405 What do you do when you know you'll never be as good as your parents? 54 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,933 Ferdinand Magellan. What did he do? 55 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,835 First bull with a last name! 56 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,770 First man to circumnavigate the globe. 57 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,606 Who are you gonna believe? 58 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:06,511 Everyone thought the world was flat. Why? 59 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:07,779 They could only see to the horizon. 60 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,114 They were too scared to go out. 61 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,049 They thought they'd fall off the world. 62 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,417 I don't blame 'em. 63 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,820 Well, what about you guys? 64 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,188 What's your horizon line? 65 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:19,491 Write down the one thing in life you consider impossible. 66 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,926 Where do you fall off the earth? 67 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,564 Well, it looks like everyone found something pretty easily. 68 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,432 That's too bad. 69 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,601 Because when you think you can't do something, 70 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,070 your world is as flat as a piece of paper. 71 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,872 So, crumple them up. 72 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,076 Now, look at 'em. 73 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:43,048 You hold your world in your hands. 74 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,584 Nothing's impossible if you take a shot. 75 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,053 So, take a shot. 76 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:56,928 Take a shot, Farkle. 77 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,930 Oh, that's okay, sir. 78 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,098 Why not? 79 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,800 Well, I'd only miss. 80 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,476 Do you mind? 81 00:05:02,507 --> 00:05:05,170 Hey, it's not like it's a big surprise. 82 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,872 "Athlete." 83 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:10,978 You don't think you could be an athlete like Lucas if you tried? 84 00:05:11,008 --> 00:05:12,878 I'm not sure you can be as good as someone 85 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,613 - just because you want to, sir. - Well... 86 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,515 You'll never know unless you take a shot. 87 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,192 Why are you smiling at me so pretty? 88 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:31,129 Because I want the last thing you ever see to be nice. 89 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:44,676 Okay, so... Farkle has just given us 90 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,078 a great idea for an assignment. 91 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,180 Yay. 92 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,284 Farkle, you're gonna become an athlete. 93 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:55,854 Yay! 94 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,889 - Mr. Friar... - Oh, no. 95 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:01,526 Your assignment is to help him get there. 96 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,562 I'm sorry if this changes what you thought was impossible. 97 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,564 No, that's what I had. 98 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:06,631 Ha ha. 99 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,233 That's what I had. 100 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:11,603 Riley... 101 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,872 Is there anything in your sweet Riley mind 102 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,095 that you consider impossible? 103 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,075 There is no future to look forward to 104 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,918 to where I'm anywhere near as good as you guys. 105 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,713 What are you talking about? 106 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,316 You and mom, Cory and Topanga... 107 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:26,084 you're my impossible thing. 108 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,552 I don't understand. 109 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,888 Maybe some people do just fall off the world, dad. 110 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,691 What do you mean, Riley... 111 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:41,566 Look, it's just today's thing. It'll be gone tomorrow. 112 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,069 The only thing going away is me. 113 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,705 Can somebody please direct me to the edge of the earth? 114 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,306 I assume it's near the river. 115 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,108 Now? 116 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,676 You're falling off the world now? 117 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:52,844 I can't compete with you. 118 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,880 - In what? - Life. 119 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,249 So, I have to go and find my own way. 120 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,851 I have to go and create my own individual path 121 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,687 and I must do it all alone, by myself. 122 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,289 Come on, Maya! 123 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:09,161 Um... we'll be at the river. 124 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:15,921 Here? 125 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:18,670 You think this is falling off the face of the earth? 126 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:22,274 My only chance at peace and serenity is at a sanctuary of solitude, 127 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,643 away from mommy and daddy perfect. 128 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,144 Hello. 129 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,914 Is there something I can do for you young ladies? 130 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,650 I'd like to renounce all of my worldly possessions, 131 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,084 except for all of my stuff! 132 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,788 Aww, you're fun! 133 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,156 Let me in, sister. 134 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,258 Life out here holds no promise for me. 135 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,694 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that. 136 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,362 - What's your name? - Riley. 137 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:47,666 But I want my nun name to be sister Riley of perpetual Bleh. 138 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,769 Sorry, that name's already been taken. 139 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:55,974 How about sis ri per bleh 84263? 140 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,409 Or Blinky? 141 00:07:57,411 --> 00:07:59,778 Blinky was my second choice. 142 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,847 Congratulations. You're Blinky the nun. 143 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,716 - How about you? - You don't want this. 144 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,951 All right, ladies. 145 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,853 May I ask what's really going on? 146 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,422 Sister Blinky is upset because her parents are perfect 147 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:11,723 and she'll never live up to them. 148 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,692 Riley, let me help you. 149 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,794 Human perfection is unattainable. 150 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:20,765 In all of my experiences with people, there's only one who even comes close. 151 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,267 Oh. 152 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,870 - The mother superior? - No, the next one. 153 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:27,672 Thank you, Topanga. 154 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,842 You have saved our orphanage from becoming a super cluck. 155 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,344 It was a group effort. 156 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,745 I'm only one Topanga. 157 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,680 Oh, hi, girls. 158 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,685 Cab! 159 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:44,723 Now, if she were your mother, I'd understand why you'd wanna... 160 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,092 Oh, Blinky. Oh, you poor thing. 161 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,199 All right, Farkle. Let's see what you got. 162 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,469 I quit. 163 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:59,371 I will not fail this assignment... 164 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:02,307 I quit again. 165 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,875 You know what sitting in the stands, 166 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,810 watching those games you play makes me realize? 167 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:06,537 You love sports? 168 00:09:06,568 --> 00:09:08,847 Admit it. You love the thrill of competition. 169 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:09,722 Every sport is the same. 170 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:12,050 Being good at sports is just a matter of physics. 171 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,719 Don't you mess up America's most favorite thing 172 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,755 with America's least favorite thing! 173 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,891 With the correct angle and velocity, I should make every shot every time. 174 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,126 Is that right? 175 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,761 Let's try a foul shot. 176 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,063 Just put this ball here through that hoop there? 177 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,131 That's it. 178 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:35,974 Got it. 179 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,309 Shoot it. 180 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,848 - Huh. - Huh. 181 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,452 I probably should've considered the x-factor. 182 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,888 And what's the x-factor? 183 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,229 I stink. 184 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,864 I've gotta say. 185 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,800 Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see you... 186 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:04,402 Do... 187 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,372 Better. 188 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,944 New sport! 189 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,512 Oh, please. 190 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,981 All I need to do is compact my body 191 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,916 into a solid mass and then you can't pin me. 192 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,385 What is that? Physics? Okay. 193 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,395 New sport! 194 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,965 I've never even understood this game. 195 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,533 You run around the bases and try to get home, right? 196 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,089 Yeah. 197 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,303 Well, why do you need the other bases? 198 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,405 Because you can't get home until you get around all of them. 199 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,874 But the quickest way between two points is a straight line. 200 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,076 You want to get rid of the bases? 201 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,979 Yeah. Game's over sooner and we can all get back to physics. 202 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,915 Farkle, not everyone lives for theories and numbers. 203 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:51,883 Well, they should. 204 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,553 Come here. 205 00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,824 Shoot. 206 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,993 It's a waste of time. It's an impossible shot. 207 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,995 Running the bases is a waste of time. 208 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,864 This impossible shot... 209 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,012 Oh. 210 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,614 ...is not impossible at all. 211 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,184 - I don't know, Farkle. - Shoot it. 212 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,360 I believe everything you say now. 213 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,562 And I believe basketball may not be so bad. 214 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,297 Wanna do it again? 215 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:41,887 Here? 216 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,369 You think this is falling off the face of the earth? 217 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,870 Well, hello. 218 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,072 Something I can do for you ladies? 219 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,607 I'm here to run away and join the circus. 220 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,943 Well, you came to the right place. 221 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,611 You got a circus name? 222 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,146 How about Blinky? 223 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:59,184 That's no good. I already got 50 Blinkys right now in a little car back there. 224 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,021 You know, I sense that you're not really running 225 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:06,224 to the circus as much as running away from something. 226 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,026 You're very wise. 227 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,160 Thank you. 228 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:13,531 Anyway, all of us circus folk have, you know, run away from something 229 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,066 at one time or another. 230 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,203 For me, it was my father. 231 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,538 I knew I could never live up to him. 232 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,340 You understand what I'm sayin'? 233 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,210 Yes, clown. Yes. 234 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,479 You know what this is? 235 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:31,015 - It's a pretty flower. - I think it's not. 236 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,216 Yeah, well, you know what? 237 00:12:32,247 --> 00:12:35,120 It was handed down to me by my father, Jingles the first. 238 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,655 - Was he a clown? - No, he made keys. 239 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,558 I would like to hear about the beautiful flower. 240 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,993 I will tell you about the beautiful flower. 241 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,461 It's a clown flower. 242 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,231 Whenever I am feeling sad in this world, 243 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,300 I look at the flower and it makes me happy. 244 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,103 Oh, I would like to be happy. 245 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,106 Mr. Jingles, is there any way you would even consider 246 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,008 allowing me to look at the pretty flower? 247 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,043 Is she for real? 248 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:02,080 I try, I try, and I try. 249 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,349 I'll take it from here. 250 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,683 You won't have to. Watch this! 251 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,219 I wanna look at the pretty flower! 252 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,990 - She's like a gift. - Ah, just do it. 253 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:17,996 This flower is of the species carnatious in your facious. 254 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,098 Where's it from? Where's it from? 255 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,067 You know, I just don't have the heart. 256 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,536 She deserves it. Do it! 257 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:26,971 Made in China. 258 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,040 Look closer. Here we go. 259 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,710 Aah! 260 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,445 What's the matter, honey? 261 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,680 Did something happen? 262 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:39,411 Mr. Jingles... 263 00:13:39,442 --> 00:13:43,336 May I please borrow your clown handkerchief to dry myself off? 264 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,385 Sure, kid. 265 00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:49,460 You know, it's not like I'm gonna be a clown my whole life. 266 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,230 My circusin' just got in the way of my... 267 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,132 Formal education. 268 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,536 How do I look? 269 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,238 Smart. 270 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:07,145 Yeah, but now we got this volunteer teacher who dedicates his free time 271 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,713 to enriching our clown minds. 272 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,448 I wonder who the teacher is. 273 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,150 Who is he? Who? 274 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,153 Hey, Jingles. 275 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,023 I'll see you next week. Hey, girls. 276 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,494 Trapeze! 277 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,797 Home! 278 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:30,134 Now, if he was your father, I could understand why you'd wanna... 279 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,736 Oh, you poor kid. 280 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,175 My parents are superheroes. 281 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,244 Calm down, Blinky. 282 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:44,215 She saves orphanages and bookstores, and he dedicates his life to clowns. 283 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,150 What do I do? 284 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,353 You make your bed. 285 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,054 Not really. 286 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,423 All I do is just pull the comforter up over everything. 287 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,696 Get out of here! 288 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:02,133 But this is where the spaghetti is! 289 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,176 - Riley... - I can't compete with them, Maya. 290 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,712 I have reached my personal horizon line. 291 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,681 There's nowhere for me to go. 292 00:15:15,712 --> 00:15:17,348 Honey, you gotta get 'em out of your head. 293 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,383 I can't. 294 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,118 I know all of their stories. 295 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,453 They keep on repeating over and over. 296 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,655 Were they always so perfect? 297 00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:24,270 What? 298 00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:26,724 Sure, they're great now, but how were they at our age? 299 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,360 I bet they were just as messed up and confused as we are. 300 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,096 Maybe we should see that for ourselves. 301 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,168 How would we do that? 302 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,867 They've told me their stories a million times. 303 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:39,137 Maybe if we try and pick one and imagine them at our age, 304 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,505 we'll discover how they really were. 305 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,675 Riley, how many times have I told you to stop being so innocent? 306 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,810 I'm going to tell you a story, Maya. 307 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,479 So, concentrate hard and maybe we'll see how they were. 308 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,649 Riles, I'm not gonna see your parents as kids because I concentrate. 309 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,185 Once upon a time, there was a Cory and Topanga. 310 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,587 It's not like someone recorded everything they did. 311 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,156 Concentrate! 312 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,226 And one day, Topanga went over to Cory's house... 313 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,462 May I ask you a personal question? 314 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,364 You tell a good story, Riley. 315 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,867 Sure. 316 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,271 Why are there socks all over your floor? 317 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,140 Oh, I was just practicing. 318 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,575 This is where my dad grew up. Look. 319 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,644 I envy your athletic ability. 320 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,212 Oh, this? It's not so hard. 321 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,647 Come on, I'll give you some pointers. 322 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,683 Anyway, the key is good color commentary. 323 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,285 This is where it all began! 324 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,658 Look at 'em. 325 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,193 They're eensy! 326 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,195 - Your dad's adorable. - Maya! 327 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,297 Hey, Matthews, how you doin'? 328 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,798 Watch this. 329 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,434 Matthews sees an open lane, he drives hard to the boards, 330 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,838 he leaps over Shaquille O'Neal, kisses it off the glass... 331 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,741 It's good! He scores! 332 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,378 I could never do that. 333 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,213 Sure you can. Give it a try. 334 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,482 But I'm not familiar with the terminology. 335 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,317 All right, I'll do the color. You just worry 336 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,252 about getting the ball in the basket. 337 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,822 Topanga is triple-teamed at the time line, she breaks a trap, heads to the top 338 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:09,293 of the key and leaps toward the basket, doing a spiraling tomahawk 360! 339 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,262 Slam dunk! 340 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,707 Look. We both made a basket. 341 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,444 - Riles? - Yeah? 342 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,446 They were kids just like us. 343 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:34,519 Technically, yeah. But basketball is so much more fun when you actually move. 344 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,221 All right, you try and make another basket and I'll try and block you. 345 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,923 Look at him! You dad's as weird as you. 346 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,792 Yeah, he kind of is. 347 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,460 But she's great even then. 348 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,296 Yeah. Tough act to follow. 349 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:04,248 Way to go, Topanga! 350 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,322 Even when they were kids, my parents were still perfect. 351 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,792 I don't know what to say. 352 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,727 There's nothing you can say, really. 353 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:23,968 If it helps, it seems like your dad was just as weird as you. 354 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,270 You're just like him, Riley. And he turned out great. 355 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,772 But did you see my mom? 356 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,875 She was completely together even then. 357 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,944 What hope do I have? 358 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,417 How can you beat the impossible? 359 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,419 Can you? Did you? Is Farkle an athlete now? 360 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,386 Not as good as Lucas. 361 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:45,456 Oh. Well, will you ever be? 362 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,218 Doesn't have to be. 363 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,559 You don't have to be a great athlete to like the game. 364 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,061 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 365 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,762 The fun of the game is running the bases. 366 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,631 Farkle, you actually ran? 367 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:57,002 Nothin'. 368 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,567 I don't get the moment, but I'm very disappointed. 369 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,441 Well, what happens if you get home 370 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,309 and realize you're not as good as the rest of the team? 371 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,477 You keep playing. 372 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,645 It's a team sport, Riley. 373 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,441 You just run the bases. 374 00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:10,578 The rest of your team will help you get home. 375 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,460 You know, when you walked me through their story, 376 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,762 it's amazing to see how much you and your dad are alike. 377 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,097 Two goofs. 378 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:29,333 Yeah, I'm definitely his daughter. 379 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,868 But that's not the only story, Riley. 380 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,037 There's gotta be other stories about your mom. 381 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,939 She's perfect in every story. 382 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,408 Yeah? Tell me another one and we'll see. 383 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,377 Maya, I don't wanna tell you any more stories. 384 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,205 They make me feel bad. 385 00:19:40,236 --> 00:19:42,647 Look, maybe if we go back, we can find something else. 386 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:46,017 There's gotta be something that makes them goofy like us. 387 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,786 I do know that there were other bay windows. 388 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,788 Really? Tell it to me. 389 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,393 Once upon a time, there was another bay window. 390 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,461 Now this sounds like a good story. 391 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,898 I have some ideas on our presentation. 392 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,134 So do I. Here's what we do. 393 00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:05,503 We hit Feeny hard. We hit him fast. 394 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,138 The ozone layer... it's got a hole. 395 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:10,007 Wear a hat. We're in. We're out. 396 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:13,578 I kind of had a whole different approach to the report. 397 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:17,381 Less conventional, more performance art. 398 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,816 What's this story? 399 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,418 What's the difference? 400 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,652 My mom will still be perfect. 401 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,423 No, please. Let's stick to conventional. 402 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,526 Conventional's good because no one laughs at conventional. 403 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,863 Read this poem out loud. 404 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,132 Poem? Please, not a poem. 405 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:43,608 "Sun. The only. The one. 406 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,112 "Donut in the sky. 407 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:52,583 "Space. Big gaping place. 408 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:57,521 "Without. Within. Our skin. 409 00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,423 "Donut in the sky. 410 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,059 "Freon. 411 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,698 "Fluorocarbon. Humpback whale. 412 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,968 Riley... 413 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,438 Wow. She's goofier than he is. 414 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,607 She is. Isn't that great? 415 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,510 "So pale. Exhaust. 416 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:23,481 Is all lost? Donut in the sky." 417 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,485 Riley, she's you. 418 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,553 Yeah, she is. 419 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:30,988 You're both of them. 420 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,623 I am. 421 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,570 Yeah, we could do that in front of the class, 422 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,840 but before we do, will you just please take 423 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,576 a huge baseball bat and hit me over the head? 424 00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:56,247 Why do you care so much what other people think? 425 00:21:56,249 --> 00:22:00,818 When people laugh at you, they're depleting their own karmic reservoir. 426 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,822 You're gonna be one of those girls who doesn't shave her legs, aren't you? 427 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,928 I haven't decided yet. 428 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,631 Do you actually try to be weird? 429 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,766 I don't think I'm weird. 430 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,535 I think I'm unique. 431 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,672 I don't think I'm weird, Maya. 432 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,641 I think I'm unique. 433 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,644 He's Cory, she's Topanga. 434 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,679 But I'm both. 435 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,253 I'm not going to fall off the face of the earth. 436 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,759 There is no end to my horizon. 437 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,098 My parents are Cory and Topanga, 438 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,534 and they gave me the best parts of both of them. 439 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,570 I'm not going to be you or mom, dad. 440 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,772 We don't want you to be, Riley. 441 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,841 I'm going to have my own stories. 442 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,009 And I can't wait to watch them. 443 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:05,783 Riley? 444 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,251 Yeah? 445 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:08,652 Where'd you get that hat? 446 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:11,188 Oh. You gave it to me a long time ago. 447 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,556 Don't you remember? 448 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,059 No. 449 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:18,195 It looks great on you. 450 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,731 Thanks, dad. 451 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,333 It's going to help me run the bases. 452 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,102 And I'm glad I'm on your team. 453 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:29,340 Excuse us.