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I've had this hairstyle for so long

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Do you think it makes me look old?

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Oh no, sweetie.

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It just makes you look like you
have been alive a long time.

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Hey, hey, hey give me my phone
back, give it back to me

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- Give me my phone back.
- Not going to do it

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- Give it back to me.
- No!

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Hey!

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Danny deleted Scandal before
I had a chance to watch it.

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So, to teach him a lesson about 
touching other people's stuff,

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I took his phone. I think I'll
start by texting this girl

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named "Hot Julie". Can't make it
tonight and you should get tested.

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OK, you know what? Two can play that game.
Give me that.

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And texting your mom.
Finally realized I'm gay.

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Making love to Brett as we speak.

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Oh, Oh, she responded: "we
always knew, say hi to Brett."

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Oh, you are funny fine! Oh, well 
I'm going to tweet all your followers.

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"Help, I'm lonely...

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Please call me on my cell 
on 313-525-2014."

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That is not fair! Now everyone is going 
to call or text me at my

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number: 313-525-2014.

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I also just accepted your Aunt Patty's 
request to play "Candy Crush."

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No! She's divorced and lonely!
Give me that back! Give it back to me.

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Oh, uh...

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Yeah, it's me.

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What do you mean how have I been?

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Good. I don't know you.

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I got to go. I'm at work, ok?

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A little too friendly for my liking.

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Listen, man. I'm sorry.

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That I, uh, I deleted
"Scandal" by accident. Okay?

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The DVR queue was full
because I've been

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catching up on all the old shows
that I like to watch. Alright?

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Side-note, I watched "Game of Thrones".

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They should definitely change that name 
from "Game of Thrones" to

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"Who's that guy again, Oh, never mind, 
he's dead."

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I love "Game of Thrones." The books are 
so different to the TV show.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it.

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You're British, you know how to read. OK?

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Dude, don't ruin it for me OK?
I hate spoilers.

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Really? I love spoilers. I always want
to know exactly what's going to happen.

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Yeah, but then you miss all

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the big surprise twisty endings.

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Yeah, I've had enough
of those in my life.

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I can still hear my mom's voice:
"Surprise: I lost my job...

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Surprise: We're homeless.
Surprise: It's your birthday,

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I got you a pet Guinea pig. Oh wait!
Surprise: Turns out it's not a

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Guinea pig, and you might have rabies."

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She got you a birthday rat?

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Yeah so basically I'm not interested
in anything unless I know there's

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going to be a happy ending.

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Oh, actually that reminds me,
I have a massage in 20 minutes.

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I wish I knew.

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[Phone ringing] It's your doing, dude.

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I wish I knew if "Scandal" had
a happy ending this week.

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I mean, my best friend
Scott Foley is on it.

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Dude, you met him one time, alright?

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- he's not your friend.
- Not my friend? Yeah, he is!

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- That's not how I sound.
- Really?

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He's not my friend. I sound more like that.

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If he's not my friend, why'd he 
tweet me back today?

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All I wrote him was "Hey Scotty Bear, write
me back or I'm gonna show up at your house."

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I found the address.

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I don't know, maybe he responded because
uh, out of fear of getting murdered?

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You're funny.

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You're a funny guy. You
are a funny, funny guy.

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So you, hate spoilers, do you?

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What shows are you watching?

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"Empire?"

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Yeah, I like watching the show Empire.

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It's one of my favourite shows.
You know I like any show where

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one of the main characters names
is "Cookie"

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Pretty much that just leaves 
"Empire" and "Sesame Street."

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I was thinking about catching up
on Wednesday's show tonight.

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Haha, don't bother. Cause
Lucious got out of prison,

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Cookie and Hakeem form their new label.
Lucious tried to double cross everybody

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by getting together with Kitty Booboo.

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Or Boo-Boo Kitty depending on how 
you want to talk about that person.

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Then at the end Lucious steals Hakeem's 
Latina girl group

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and buys all the radio stations 
in the country,

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and tells Cookie he's not going to play
any of her songs, but Cookie reminds

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that you can't keep Cookie down.

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I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.

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I'm going to kill him! I'm going 
to kill him! I'm going to...

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No, no, no. This is why you got to watch

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it right when it comes out, Danny.

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Live.

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... Synced and corrected by ChrisKe ...
... www.addic7ed.com ...

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Oh, look at this, look at this 
I got a baseball play-off

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update in the fourth inning. The Mets 
are beating the Dodgers 1-0

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Why are you telling me about sports?

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You know I don't care about sports. That'd
be like me giving you a fashion update.

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Hey Justin fashion play-offs. Uhhhh...

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His shorts versus his shirt.
Shorts horrible vs shirt terrible.

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- Oh, don't you listen to him Justin.
- Yeah, I think you're sexy.

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- Oh, don't you listen to her Justin!
- Wait up, did you just call Justin sexy?

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- Heck yeah, I did.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on... one second.

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I didn't realize this but definitely this 
is what happened.

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Candace fell and hit her head and now 
she doesn't know what the word sexy means.

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Candace I'm going to give you a short 
concussion test. Please, follow

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Follow my finger. Follow my finger.
Follow my finger. Not sexy.

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Follow my finger. Follow my finger.
Follow it. Follow it.

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Sexyyyy.

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Look, we just wanted you guys to
know that uh, Candace and I we're gonna...

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Try dating. So funny I never knew it
was right in front of me this whole time.

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This is going to be great because it's 
going to be easy for me to remember your

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anniversary because uh, today October
9th is the first day I saw

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Justin Bieber's penis on the Internet.

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Yeah, well, as romantic as that is we are
actually going to start tomorrow.

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Well in that case I will look at it
tomorrow as well.

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Yeah, then we are waiting until tonight

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at midnight so our
anniversary will be October 10.

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Yeah, see in numerology ten symbolizes
sudden changes and harmony.

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When it comes to harmony, 2, 3, 4...
♪ We always sound better... together ♪

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Ewwww! Was that rehearsed?

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♪ Hell, no, Brett... Yo bitch! ♪

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Come on Danny, you don't
seem too happy for us.

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Yeah, I know, this thing happens
whenever I hear someone sing like that.

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I get this headache from a medical
condition called "ears"...

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Doesn't bother me It's
not like I stay at

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home fantasizing about
how you would react.

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Uh, yes you did. Let's hear it.

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Oh, you would be walking away
when I told you.

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I see your, knees buckle a little bit.

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I'd catch you, I turn you around and 
pinch you and say "Yeah, this is real."

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You'd smile big but not with
your mouth but with your eyes,

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You know, the way you do when you see a
new puppy or an Asian girl with blond hair.

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I do like both of those things.

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And you'd say "congrats" and
I'd say "yeah I'm a lucky guy."

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And then you'd grab me you would say
"no, look at me Justin...

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she's a lucky girl. She's a
lucky, lucky girl."

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Then we would hug and go out and celebrate.

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- Hey, can I go with you?
- If you want to.

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Attention, bar! Leslie has asked
me to give her

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a big introduction. Ladies and 
gentleman! Boys and girls!

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Children of all ages!

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You know her as the "Happy Hour
Hurricane", the "Booty and the Beast"...

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Weighing in at 100 and whatever

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will not get me bitch-slapped...
Leslie "New Haircut" Burton!

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Oh my God, you look awesome!

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Thanks, I feel great about it.

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I would've been here sooner but I
was in my car, crying.

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So, call it Brett, do I get the gay
man's seal of approval?

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Well, on behalf of gays everywhere, I
officially upgrade your haircut from

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"Shaggy Dog" to "Fierce Bitch".

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Alright Bursk, let's hear it ...

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I'm sorry, I'm texting with my girlfriend.

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Whatever, I think I look great. Anyway,
I think this might be my thing for a while.

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That's the same thing I feel about 
having sex with very tall women.

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Yeah, you heard me.

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Wait, that girl is dating you?
And she knows it?

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Yeah. She just thinks I'm cool
and classy and smart.

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But you're none of those things...

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I know! Hahaha!

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It's so awesome.

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A few minutes till we start dating

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Well, when we do, I have a
huge surprise for you.

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Uh, yeah, I've seen you in bike shorts,

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it's a medium sized surprise.

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Isn't this great. I mean, Justin and
I are getting together.

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Burski has a girlfriend.
Leslie is serious with Mike.

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Shelly is already on
that giant woman's lap.

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Even Brett's found a guy.

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Yep, it is quite titillating.

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He's uh, recently divorced
and not sure he is gay yet.

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- Ah, have you had sex?
- Oh yeah.

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He's pretty sure.

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- Like everybody found a special someone.
- Oh, not everyone, Haha. Still so alone..

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You're like Matt Damon in "Martian"

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Stuck on a planet. Smart enough to get off.

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Never dated my best friend before...

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It's so weird. I guess it's really not 
like that weird. I haven't dated my

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worst enemy, so...

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Raccoon who stole my hat yesterday, 
you're not getting any of this.

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You guys know dating a friend
makes it immediately more serious.

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Yeah, but Justin has just has
as much at risk as I do.

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Mmmmmmhhh!...

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What was that? What was that noise?

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I didn't make any noise.

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Yeah you did

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You made a noise right after she said I
have just as much to risk as she does.

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Mmmmmmhhh!...

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Okay, okay, We were just talking. Danny, 
I told you I need spoilers.

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So, if you know anything about how this is
gonna go, you have to tell me.

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Well, uh, look, I mean, I mean it's
not a huge deal. It's just, you know, uh,

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Maybe you do have a little more to lose
than Justin because, I mean we have all

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known him a lot longer than we've known 
you so if you guys ended up breaking up

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I mean, he would keep us as friends.

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Oh, oh, What? What? But, but, but...
Listen um...

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Who knows what the future's 
gonna hold, you know? We don't know.

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Maybe later today, Danny will get
hit by a bus. Fingers crossed.

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Yeah, uh, I'm not worried about that
because you guys were friends with

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Nicki before she started dating Justin
and you guys are all still tight, right?

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- [All] Mmmmmmhhh!...
- Hey! Stop making that noise!

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Look at me. Look at me. Here it is.
Ten seconds 'til we're dating.

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Just think about this every day we 
spend together will be better

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than the last alright?

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Four, three, two, one...

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- Uh, Justin um, we should talk about this.
- Flowers and champagne for the new couple?

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Oh look, it's TV's Scott Foley!

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I know, I'm here, it's exciting.

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Listen, once I heard my best pal, Justin 
was starting a new relationship,

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I just knew I had to come down here.

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Well, there's a little bit of a speed bump.

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Oh, buddy. Well, uh.. Look on the
bright side: I'm still on "Scandal."

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This is just like when I was
a kid and my doctor told me

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I had to get my appendix out.

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I felt like I was losing part of
myself and I couldn't stop crying.

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Then my mom told me to write a note.

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You know what that note to 
my appendix said, Candace?

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What did it say?

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"I can't believe you don't
want to be with me."

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Justin! I'm not your appendix okay?.
I would never say that to you!

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But, I just didn't realize how much
is at stake until Danny

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- said all that stuff.
- You're welcome.

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I just need to go on one
of my thinking walks.

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Sweetie, this is Detroit. You know my
rule about your night time thinking walks.

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Take your thinking bat.

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Justin, I'll be back in a few.

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Take all the time you need.

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Oh man, what a bummer.

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Sucks man...

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Certainly seems like one of
those things that just

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happens and is definitely
no one's fault.

227
00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:35,682
You better hope this works out.

228
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:38,011
Or I'm going to kill you.

229
00:17:40,252 --> 00:17:42,768
Yeah, why'd you mess with
his relationship, man?

230
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,558
He's just depressed because he's the
only one of us who isn't with anybody.

231
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,659
Oh you know what? She's 
actually right you know.

232
00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:50,901
I get so lonely, it is kind of 
hard for me to find someone

233
00:17:50,926 --> 00:17:52,879
Oh wait a second...
Hey, pretty girl near the bar,

234
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,783
- You want to go out sometime?
- Sure.

235
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,995
Oh look at that, I just turned my life
around!

236
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,940
All I did was tell Candace the truth okay?

237
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:06,035
I'm always just telling 
my friends the truth, okay?

238
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,534
Well, how would you like it if I started

239
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:11,245
- telling you the truth all the time?
- I'd love it. Are you joking?

240
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,831
because I'd love it. Are you 
serious? I would actually love it.

241
00:18:13,856 --> 00:18:15,526
I would love it okay.

242
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:18,933
But be careful, be careful okay?
Because you know how the saying goes?

243
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,629
If you're in truth houses then maybe

244
00:18:21,654 --> 00:18:26,870
and you're gonna throw truth stones
around there you never know

245
00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:29,464
what could happen if
you break the truth house.

246
00:18:32,401 --> 00:18:35,362
You do not want to have a truth
battle with me, my friend.

247
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:39,315
Oh really? Hahahaha! 
Hahahaha!

248
00:18:40,182 --> 00:18:41,683
Truth battle accepted.

249
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:44,210
Uhhh, I pee in our shower.

250
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,331
Truth: so do I.

251
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,651
OK, truth: every time you text me and I

252
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:53,151
texted you back "lol," I never 
once laughed out loud.

253
00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:56,638
Never ever!

254
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:01,565
Truth: If you shaved you look 
like a 40 year old hawk

255
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,123
Well caw, caw, bro

256
00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:11,560
Truth: if you take your shirt off your 
body looks like a big bag of mayonnaise.

257
00:19:12,576 --> 00:19:14,443
I've had enough of this.
I don't have time for this.

258
00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:17,342
I'm gotta go talk to Candace and
get her back here.

259
00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:19,233
You think you are the star, huh?

260
00:19:19,264 --> 00:19:22,652
Well, guess what buddy? You're not the 
star around here.

261
00:19:22,677 --> 00:19:24,920
Bridgit Mendler is more famous than you!

262
00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:34,310
Truth! That actually hurt my
feelings a little bit.

263
00:19:45,278 --> 00:19:48,316
You got to give me one reason why
that girl is with him.

264
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:53,951
Alright, I'll give you four: green
card, hired escort, organ theft,

265
00:19:55,439 --> 00:19:59,342
or most likely, Burski
created her using a 3-D printer.

266
00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:03,817
Or maybe she is trying to get
back at her dad.

267
00:20:04,935 --> 00:20:07,004
But then she should do what
most pretty white girls do:

268
00:20:07,029 --> 00:20:09,340
get a tattoo or have a biracial baby.

269
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,459
I got this. Check this out.

270
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:17,271
Hey excuse me, Karli or Jane or 
whatever the hell your name is. Uh,

271
00:20:17,904 --> 00:20:22,318
Um, I got a question. Do you
know there are other men?

272
00:20:23,653 --> 00:20:28,092
- What?
- I'm out of ideas.

273
00:20:29,482 --> 00:20:30,933
OK, maybe we should get going.

274
00:20:31,717 --> 00:20:34,525
I don't understand how a girl
like that ends up with him.

275
00:20:34,962 --> 00:20:38,539
There is my shoulder, you're doing 
good, step...

276
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:51,607
Oooohhh! She thinks...

277
00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:04,778
She thinks he's blind!

278
00:21:22,592 --> 00:21:24,389
I'll see you later.

279
00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:26,225
- I'm just kidding.
- Okay.

280
00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,835
Okay, uh, before you judge me let me
explain how this happened.

281
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:39,996
- Too late, guilty.
- I didn't do it on purpose.

282
00:21:40,021 --> 00:21:42,725
I got my eyes dilated. Carly helped me
sit down, and we hit it off.

283
00:21:43,045 --> 00:21:45,959
Kind of hit it off I didn't know she 
thought I was blind until later that night.

284
00:21:45,984 --> 00:21:49,059
I just thought she liked holding my arm
and leading me around the park.

285
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,951
And describing what trees look like.

286
00:21:52,108 --> 00:21:55,131
- Why didn't you just tell her?
- Cause I panicked Leslie

287
00:21:55,155 --> 00:21:57,155
And by then it was too 
late to say anything.

288
00:21:57,718 --> 00:22:00,021
Has she asked you why you wear glasses?

289
00:22:09,373 --> 00:22:10,779
Yeah, uh, I said I wear them ironically.

290
00:22:10,804 --> 00:22:12,076
I figured it shows I have a good

291
00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:13,357
sense of humor about my blindness.

292
00:22:14,107 --> 00:22:16,466
I need to find a way to tell 
her the truth without losing her.

293
00:22:16,491 --> 00:22:17,193
I need your help.

294
00:22:17,218 --> 00:22:19,826
Well, you could just tell her that
you are a lying disgusting pig

295
00:22:19,851 --> 00:22:21,435
that took advantage of a woman's mistakes.

296
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:24,115
No, No that isn't it.

297
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,334
Uh, you could say you've got an evil twin.

298
00:22:27,515 --> 00:22:29,201
I do have a twin.

299
00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:33,303
He has a crystal meth addiction though. 
I don't see him often.

300
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,795
Oh, because of the drugs?

301
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:39,186
Oh no. He just travels a lot. 
He's an airline pilot for Continental.

302
00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:49,662
Look, I went out to get you because
I figured out a way to fix this.

303
00:22:49,687 --> 00:22:51,764
Now, you know how you need
spoilers and you need to know

304
00:22:51,789 --> 00:22:55,162
there's a happy ending? Well, what 
if I could promise, you that

305
00:22:55,194 --> 00:22:58,787
even if we don't work out, you
wouldn't lose all your friends?

306
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,880
- How?
- Simple. We...

307
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,826
Have... a friend draft.

308
00:23:07,961 --> 00:23:11,802
We each take turns selecting friends
until everyone's divvied up.

309
00:23:11,827 --> 00:23:14,833
This way, if we break up,
those are the friends you keep.

310
00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:20,186
What I like about this idea is that it
definitely won't end in hurt feelings.

311
00:23:21,671 --> 00:23:26,388
Yeah, you know what? Shelly's right.
No matter what happens one team will lose

312
00:23:26,413 --> 00:23:30,404
unless someone here knows
a way to make two Dannys.

313
00:23:30,903 --> 00:23:32,576
No one wants two Dannys.

314
00:23:32,601 --> 00:23:34,749
Yeah, you're right,  you know what? Two
Danny's isn't enough Danny's

315
00:23:34,774 --> 00:23:37,467
You need more Dannys. Okay?
You'd need a work Danny,

316
00:23:37,492 --> 00:23:39,982
a home Danny, you need a party Danny,
Malibu beach Danny,

317
00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:41,740
you need a nanny Danny 
to help with the kids.

318
00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:45,037
You need a granny Danny to help 
with the kids when nanny Danny can't help.

319
00:23:45,062 --> 00:23:47,959
And then you also need a Danny Glover
Danny. He's too old for this crap.

320
00:23:47,984 --> 00:23:51,654
Oh! And you know what? Also, what
would be really cool is to have an

321
00:23:51,693 --> 00:23:53,381
international super villain Danny.

322
00:23:53,406 --> 00:23:58,928
Hey, I have put a bomb inside your brain
and it will explode if you do not blow up

323
00:23:58,953 --> 00:24:01,951
Mount Rushmore - now! Ahahaha!

324
00:24:01,976 --> 00:24:06,904
Gutentag and Wundabar!
But do-o-o-n't worry!

325
00:24:06,928 --> 00:24:08,810
Don't you fret OK?

326
00:24:08,835 --> 00:24:13,608
Cause we got CIA secret agent Danny
here to save the day.

327
00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:17,350
Give me the gun, German Danny!
No! No! No! That's my gun! No it's my gun.

328
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:20,920
I'm the real Danny! No, I'm the real Danny.
I'm for real Danny! Ahahaha!

329
00:24:20,944 --> 00:24:23,725
Give it to me! Give it to me!

330
00:24:24,272 --> 00:24:26,272
Ha!

331
00:24:37,819 --> 00:24:43,459
- What, what was this bit at the end?
- Oh, I took out the clip of the gun and I

332
00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:44,857
took the bullet out of the chamber and

333
00:24:44,882 --> 00:24:47,154
slid it across the floor
and it went into a pool.

334
00:24:50,014 --> 00:24:52,389
Alright. No idea why you said that.

335
00:24:52,414 --> 00:24:53,600
Alright listen...

336
00:24:54,173 --> 00:24:56,556
We should get to more 
mature stuff, alright?

337
00:24:56,870 --> 00:25:00,295
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome 
to the 2015 friend draft.

338
00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:01,860
Candace will make the first selection.

339
00:25:01,885 --> 00:25:05,693
Dude, alright I hate to drop another truth 
bomb on you, but you know what dude?

340
00:25:05,717 --> 00:25:08,435
Uhhh, you're not doing 
anything here alright?

341
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:11,764
Nobody here, especially Candace, doesn't 
want to do your dumb friend draft .

342
00:25:13,005 --> 00:25:15,615
- I pick Leslie.
- I'll take Brett!

343
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,803
- I'll take Shelly!

344
00:25:16,858 --> 00:25:18,881
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

345
00:25:18,906 --> 00:25:22,170
You guys probably figured that since
I was making fun of the friend draft

346
00:25:22,195 --> 00:25:24,060
that I'm not going to be a part of
the friend draft. But it turns out...

347
00:25:24,085 --> 00:25:26,623
surprise. Actually, I am going to 
be part of the friend draft.

348
00:25:26,648 --> 00:25:32,381
- So, Justin go ahead and pick me...
- I will take my best friend,

349
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:35,537
- TV's Scott Foley.
- Great choice!

350
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,787
I'm great in an ensemble!

351
00:25:50,013 --> 00:25:53,209
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...!

352
00:25:54,107 --> 00:25:54,958
Okay, okay!

353
00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:56,483
Wrestle time.

354
00:26:02,366 --> 00:26:05,115
You know what dude? you didn't
do anything. Alright?

355
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:09,459
The only thing you accomplished is now
Shelly knows you like Brett more than him

356
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:12,244
That's not true! I only picked 
Brett because I've known him longer.

357
00:26:12,269 --> 00:26:14,060
Shelly understands.
Isn't that right Shelly?

358
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:16,549
My plan, I'm going to answer that by

359
00:26:16,574 --> 00:26:21,174
saying something my grandma
said to my grand father every morning.

360
00:26:21,199 --> 00:26:22,762
I hope you die today.

361
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:28,871
- Can you believe this crap?
- I was the first overall pick,

362
00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:33,669
- so you all can suck it.
- Oh! Big words from the

363
00:26:33,694 --> 00:26:35,701
Justin Bieber haircut over here.

364
00:26:37,903 --> 00:26:39,451
You know, I was there when Felicity cut

365
00:26:39,476 --> 00:26:41,873
her hair, so I know what a huge mistake
looks like.

366
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:46,842
You watch your mouth, Scott Foley!

367
00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:48,537
Hey! TV's Scott Foley!

368
00:26:48,577 --> 00:26:53,084
- TV's Scott!
- Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

369
00:26:53,735 --> 00:26:57,371
I like it, I like it a lot.

370
00:27:04,211 --> 00:27:07,092
It happens everyday. I'm fine. I'm fine.

371
00:27:08,917 --> 00:27:11,290
Leave him alone! He's mine!

372
00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:15,430
I feel like we've exposed a
lot of secrets right there.

373
00:27:17,774 --> 00:27:22,103
Okay, wow, Justin, come here. We're
not even dating yet, and look at us.

374
00:27:23,861 --> 00:27:27,267
Ok. You don't understand. My
life hasn't been easy okay?

375
00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:30,767
I grew up on the streets. I've been 
alone. I haven't had any friends.

376
00:27:34,545 --> 00:27:36,775
Didn't you have like a street friend?

377
00:27:43,171 --> 00:27:45,493
- Do you think being homeless is funny?
- No, no.

378
00:27:45,518 --> 00:27:48,634
- Is that the response?
- No, no. I love...

379
00:27:48,658 --> 00:27:50,568
I don't think it's funny, either, just
going on record.

380
00:27:53,428 --> 00:27:55,428
You don't call them street friends.

381
00:27:55,452 --> 00:27:58,970
Anyway, I finally built a life for myself 
with all these wonderful

382
00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:04,711
people in it and... I don't want to 
risk losing them.

383
00:28:04,736 --> 00:28:08,790
I don't want to risk losing you 
as a friend. I'm sorry.

384
00:28:09,912 --> 00:28:12,892
I don't think I can be with you right now.

385
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:17,212
I'm not saying never.
I'm just saying not right now.

386
00:28:17,717 --> 00:28:18,552
I'm sorry...

387
00:28:18,577 --> 00:28:23,575
No, That's ok. When
you're ready I'll be here

388
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:28,802
waiting for you, whether it's a day 
from now or even two days from now.

389
00:28:46,649 --> 00:28:52,110
[Sighs] Been a rough day.

390
00:28:52,173 --> 00:28:55,040
Yeah, Brett left because he's so sad.

391
00:28:56,274 --> 00:28:58,274
He should be back in a minute right?

392
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:01,798
No, he was so upset with next
this is maybe my handiwork, huh?

393
00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,751
Yeah, you have been a real jerk.

394
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,040
He should be here soon.

395
00:29:11,712 --> 00:29:13,712
Not like there's many people 
waiting for him.

396
00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:18,110
Whatever. As awkward as 
that relationship is,

397
00:29:18,134 --> 00:29:21,309
It's definitely not as awkward 
as that one right there.

398
00:29:23,374 --> 00:29:25,356
Blue is my favourite color.

399
00:29:25,381 --> 00:29:27,334
I wish you could see blue.

400
00:29:28,946 --> 00:29:32,359
Yeah, if I had to pick a color that 
would be the one I  would want to see.

401
00:29:32,384 --> 00:29:35,960
Listen Karli, um, there's something
I need to be honest with you about.

402
00:29:35,992 --> 00:29:40,217
Oh good, I love honesty from the start
or I'm out of there, you know.

403
00:29:41,742 --> 00:29:45,109
Yep, I do know. Honesty from the start.

404
00:29:45,134 --> 00:29:49,350
That's what I want to you consider 
this moment from now on

405
00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,984
to be as a start of us, agreed?

406
00:29:52,782 --> 00:29:54,992
I think when we met was the start

407
00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:57,367
No, I mean call me a romantic, but I

408
00:29:57,399 --> 00:30:03,265
think of that as the beginning. This... 
Please hear me: this is the start of us.

409
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,021
Then honesty from the beginning.

410
00:30:06,886 --> 00:30:08,482
That's not what you said though.

411
00:30:10,692 --> 00:30:12,539
I can't take this anymore.

412
00:30:27,749 --> 00:30:29,757
Those are the greatest things 
I've ever seen.

413
00:30:29,782 --> 00:30:33,132
I mean those are the
greatest things... sensed.

414
00:30:33,157 --> 00:30:37,585
You're not blind? We're done.

415
00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:39,038
Lose my number.

416
00:30:42,248 --> 00:30:44,248
Why would you do that, Leslie?

417
00:30:44,273 --> 00:30:46,609
I actually liked this girl 
I was just about to tell her

418
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:52,031
- Can you believe him? 
- What?

419
00:30:52,191 --> 00:30:55,248
I can't believe you used
your boozems for evil.

420
00:30:57,641 --> 00:31:01,007
You know with a great rack
comes great responsibility.

421
00:31:02,465 --> 00:31:04,598
You only did that because you're jealous.

422
00:31:04,788 --> 00:31:08,311
Can you believe these two Shelly?
They're like some weird brother

423
00:31:08,336 --> 00:31:11,320
sister partnership that goes around 
wrecking everyone's relationships.

424
00:31:11,345 --> 00:31:14,334
Me. What are you talking about?
We have already been over this.

425
00:31:14,359 --> 00:31:17,656
With Candace and Justin all I did 
was tell them the truth. Okay?

426
00:31:17,681 --> 00:31:20,601
Oh, so you still hiding behind the truth.

427
00:31:20,673 --> 00:31:22,919
Well, truth battle, Danny.

428
00:31:27,154 --> 00:31:31,648
Truth! You look like a dead camel from
the camel cigarettes was a real person.

429
00:31:33,137 --> 00:31:36,187
Ok, all right. Truth battle accepted. 
Truth!

430
00:31:36,281 --> 00:31:39,562
You know deep down you'd rather be on
the Jerrod Carmichael show.

431
00:31:43,530 --> 00:31:45,272
I love that guy.

432
00:31:46,642 --> 00:31:51,007
Truth! you're my friend and I love you.

433
00:31:52,613 --> 00:31:56,320
Truth, you're playing the truth battle
wrong and making me feel so bad.

434
00:31:58,252 --> 00:32:03,656
Look Danny! That's because you deserve it.
any one of us could have told Candace that

435
00:32:03,887 --> 00:32:07,112
relationships fizzle out and it's much 
harder dating a friend.

436
00:32:07,413 --> 00:32:10,124
But no-one said anything because
sometimes being a good friend

437
00:32:10,258 --> 00:32:12,233
is about the things you don't say.

438
00:32:15,424 --> 00:32:16,843
I'm the worst.

439
00:32:16,962 --> 00:32:18,963
I feel so bad about what I did.

440
00:32:18,988 --> 00:32:21,941
Hey, come on! It'll grow back.

441
00:32:38,229 --> 00:32:41,151
- Hey.
- Why did you do that?

442
00:32:41,521 --> 00:32:45,449
- You have a boyfriend.
- Every time I see you you make

443
00:32:45,474 --> 00:32:48,609
some crude comment about how
great my body is or how hot I am.

444
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,320
Do you have any idea how that feels like?

445
00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:51,641
It's awesome.

446
00:32:53,494 --> 00:32:55,163
You know, even when I wake up

447
00:32:55,188 --> 00:32:57,788
feeling crappy about myself I
know you are here to pick me up

448
00:32:58,153 --> 00:33:01,937
and I know it is so selfish I guess 
I was afraid of losing that.

449
00:33:02,695 --> 00:33:05,085
You're not going to lose that, Leslie.

450
00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:08,710
You're with Mike now but I really believe 
we're going to end up together.

451
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,906
Do you know that every girl that 
I'm with is just practice for you?

452
00:33:16,513 --> 00:33:20,038
That's so sweet. Can you
just end that thought

453
00:33:20,063 --> 00:33:21,906
right there without ruining it?

454
00:33:22,979 --> 00:33:25,788
I can, however...

455
00:33:26,929 --> 00:33:30,296
I don't think I want to. Leslie, you see
if I date enough girls I will be

456
00:33:30,321 --> 00:33:33,999
so much better at sex for you.
I mean I'm

457
00:33:34,024 --> 00:33:36,492
practicing on my own but
it's just not the same.

458
00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:39,484
It's just a different animal.

459
00:33:39,509 --> 00:33:42,085
Yeah, we're back. Look, I called Karli.

460
00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:45,941
I told her how great you are and this 
is my fault. She wants to you drop by.

461
00:33:48,669 --> 00:33:50,015
I am so sorry.

462
00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:54,367
Apology accepted.

463
00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:02,656
Uhhhh, Leslie, I didn't tell you earlier.

464
00:34:02,681 --> 00:34:06,062
I actually think your haircut is awesome.

465
00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:10,407
It brings out your eyes. It makes 
you look even more beautiful.

466
00:34:12,499 --> 00:34:13,974
Thanks.

467
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,288
Hey, dude. Uh, I'm glad you're here.

468
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:27,476
- We need to talk. 
- What do you want Danny?

469
00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:30,663
Uh, you know that really gross
word you're supposed to use when

470
00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:34,155
you feel bad because you hurt
your best friend's feelings?

471
00:34:35,396 --> 00:34:37,624
Apologize?

472
00:34:38,095 --> 00:34:40,054
Ouch. Yeah, that's the one.

473
00:34:41,155 --> 00:34:43,953
Look man, when I was younger I
hated saying that word because

474
00:34:43,978 --> 00:34:48,085
it made me feel weak, so my
mom told me could I substitute

475
00:34:48,110 --> 00:34:51,242
instead of that word, my favorite 
"Star Wars" character.

476
00:34:52,144 --> 00:34:53,687
Why are you telling me this?

477
00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:57,249
Because Justin, I want you to know
from the bottom of my heart

478
00:34:57,547 --> 00:34:58,823
I Chewbacca.

479
00:35:01,471 --> 00:35:05,304
I really do, I can't Chewbacca 
enough and...

480
00:35:06,878 --> 00:35:11,781
I just, will you please, please 
accept my Chewbacca.

481
00:35:13,727 --> 00:35:14,999
[Laughing] You are such an idiot.

482
00:35:15,024 --> 00:35:18,796
Dude, I'm not an idiot I just want
you to be happy

483
00:35:18,821 --> 00:35:23,370
OK, you know Candice likes you, ok? 
Why don't you just go

484
00:35:23,559 --> 00:35:24,808
and convince her to be with you?

485
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:27,324
I wish I could but you know what?
She's right.

486
00:35:27,733 --> 00:35:31,495
It's too much of a risk for her.
I can't put her in that position.

487
00:35:31,809 --> 00:35:34,410
- I care about her too much.
- Okay.

488
00:35:34,879 --> 00:35:38,785
Fine, you've gotta do what you've gotta 
do right? I guess I can't convince you.

489
00:35:38,816 --> 00:35:43,597
I just want to go on record man. 
I sincerely honestly believe

490
00:35:43,622 --> 00:35:45,609
you're making a huge Jar Jar Binks.

491
00:36:01,198 --> 00:36:06,648
Yeah, I can't really talk right now, 
ok, because I'm busy doing something

492
00:36:07,992 --> 00:36:09,226
Okay, bye.

493
00:36:11,855 --> 00:36:12,878
What are you guys doing?

494
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:19,050
Watching Justin and Candace taking 
turns stealing glances at each other.

495
00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:33,644
Alright, well I mean how long is 
this supposed to last?

496
00:36:34,058 --> 00:36:38,370
Well, if the past two hours
are any indication, forever.

497
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:41,112
And now everyone's gonna
have to watch this all year long.

498
00:36:41,137 --> 00:36:44,705
Mmm-hmmm I love a good 
"will they, won't they."

499
00:36:44,730 --> 00:36:46,688
It worked great on "Cheers" and "Friends."

500
00:36:47,853 --> 00:36:51,573
Come on man, I love "Friends." Don't
ruin it for me I hate spoilers!

501
00:36:51,598 --> 00:36:53,026
- Come on...
- Ross and Rachel end up together.

502
00:36:53,050 --> 00:36:54,323
Oh, come on! Damn it!

503
00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:57,370
Which one's Rachel?

504
00:36:58,732 --> 00:37:01,834
Any of us watching this knows they're
gonna end up together eventually.

505
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:07,354
Yep, but thanks to Danny we have to
wait. This could easily last all winter.

506
00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:12,244
You mean that we have to sit here and
watch this repetitive tripe, all season?

507
00:37:19,558 --> 00:37:22,596
Dude, whatever I can't take this anymore.
Hey Candace, okay...

508
00:37:22,628 --> 00:37:25,041
At first I thought it was Justin's fault

509
00:37:25,066 --> 00:37:27,869
that you two didn't wind
up together because uh,

510
00:37:27,894 --> 00:37:30,713
too insecure to push you and get together.

511
00:37:31,006 --> 00:37:33,142
He always puts other people before himself.

512
00:37:33,214 --> 00:37:36,182
Yeah, I know, it's his worst quality and
I'm trying to break him of it.

513
00:37:37,183 --> 00:37:39,385
But anyway, none of that matters now okay?

514
00:37:39,410 --> 00:37:42,315
because it's not his fault. It's your 
fault. You know why?

515
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,112
Because you're a chicken Candace

516
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:46,463
I don't care that it
hurts your feelings

517
00:37:46,495 --> 00:37:48,430
because I'm not going
to Chewbacca for saying it.

518
00:37:50,865 --> 00:37:52,916
I'm not a chicken, Danny.

519
00:37:52,941 --> 00:37:58,729
That's actually the interesting thing 
about chickens is that you can't really

520
00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:00,803
convince them to do anything.
You just have to push them.

521
00:38:00,828 --> 00:38:02,957
So, I've got an idea.

522
00:38:03,005 --> 00:38:05,218
You know what my cheesiest
move is to pick up girls is?

523
00:38:05,390 --> 00:38:07,472
Is it the way you dress like
you're my age even though you're

524
00:38:07,497 --> 00:38:09,086
closer to my dad's age?

525
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:17,526
I got to... stop guessing because 
I'm just going to tell you why, OK.

526
00:38:19,915 --> 00:38:23,166
Okay, The chemistry test. 
That's what I use.

527
00:38:23,191 --> 00:38:25,955
Now, the funny thing about the
chemistry test is that it's real

528
00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:30,338
Okay, now if you really like someone a lot
you kind of feel like there's a

529
00:38:30,369 --> 00:38:31,908
you kind of feel like there's a
personal connection and you get

530
00:38:31,933 --> 00:38:34,674
really close to them and I mean
invade their personal space like

531
00:38:35,972 --> 00:38:39,940
- so then you can't not kiss them. 
- What if we don't kiss.

532
00:38:40,174 --> 00:38:42,565
Then you're just not meant to be together.

533
00:38:43,574 --> 00:38:45,260
Oh, this is suspenseful.

534
00:38:48,384 --> 00:38:50,597
Danny, you're the one
who told me I might...

535
00:38:50,622 --> 00:38:52,596
Yeah, that's right, you might 
not be able to be

536
00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:55,431
friends with us if things go sour.
and you know what? That's true

537
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,752
Danny, leave her alone!!!
You're making her uncomfortable!

538
00:38:59,392 --> 00:39:02,311
She doesn't like it and I 
don't like it either!

539
00:39:03,983 --> 00:39:06,561
- Okay...
- I'm sorry!

540
00:39:10,319 --> 00:39:13,951
I like how you're still playing my game 
but stop screaming in her face, okay?

541
00:39:14,549 --> 00:39:19,325
Listen Candice, I know that you want me to 
promise me there will be a happy ending

542
00:39:19,350 --> 00:39:23,725
and I know you like spoilers but I can't 
give that, so you yourself have to decide

543
00:39:23,749 --> 00:39:25,131
if Justin is worth the risk.

544
00:39:26,014 --> 00:39:28,381
I'm sorry. Danny, he's
putting you in the middle.

545
00:39:37,337 --> 00:39:41,342
- Wait, does this mean we're dating?
- Yeah.

546
00:39:44,631 --> 00:39:48,381
- I'm so happy. 
- Yeah, me too.

547
00:39:48,406 --> 00:39:51,600
- I'm a lucky guy.
- No, no, no, no, no!

548
00:39:53,987 --> 00:39:55,988
She's a lucky girl.

549
00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:06,623
She's a lucky, lucky girl.

550
00:40:13,756 --> 00:40:15,323
I'm a lucky guy.

551
00:40:15,348 --> 00:40:16,846
No, no, no.

552
00:40:17,688 --> 00:40:19,584
She's a lucky girl.

553
00:41:39,688 --> 00:41:45,640
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