1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,439 --> 00:00:05,841 So you guys ready for Halloween this year? 3 00:00:05,843 --> 00:00:07,876 Oh, this is gonna be the best one ever. 4 00:00:07,878 --> 00:00:09,644 Me and pretty boy are going to New York City. 5 00:00:09,646 --> 00:00:13,315 - We are? - The other pretty boy. 6 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:16,218 Remember that presentation Delia and I did, 7 00:00:16,220 --> 00:00:19,354 "Snack getters, the unsung heroes of science"? 8 00:00:19,356 --> 00:00:23,792 Of course. I remember all your school projects. 9 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:26,695 We were invited to give our presentation 10 00:00:26,697 --> 00:00:28,864 at the National Science Convention in New York. 11 00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:31,199 It will be us in a room full of smarty-pants. 12 00:00:31,201 --> 00:00:34,369 Buh-what?! 13 00:00:34,371 --> 00:00:35,324 How'd that happen? 14 00:00:35,355 --> 00:00:38,607 None of the kids with better grades wanted to go. 15 00:00:38,609 --> 00:00:41,676 They were studying for something called midterms. 16 00:00:41,678 --> 00:00:43,712 But if you're out of town, we can't watch 17 00:00:43,714 --> 00:00:46,448 the Ballet Dads marathon on Halloween night. 18 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:48,483 Why would you watch Ballet Dads on Halloween? 19 00:00:48,485 --> 00:00:52,220 There's nothing more terrifying than those dads. 20 00:00:53,556 --> 00:00:56,691 Hey, dude, you can watch Ballet Dads without me. 21 00:00:58,294 --> 00:01:01,997 I'm kidding. If you watch without me, I'm never speaking to you again. 22 00:01:07,270 --> 00:01:10,405 Thanks. Now I don't have anything to do on Halloween. 23 00:01:10,407 --> 00:01:12,674 Yes, you do. I have to work that night, 24 00:01:12,676 --> 00:01:15,377 so I need you to take Kevin trick-or-treating. 25 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:16,845 Here's the thing. 26 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:21,316 I'm not really sure Kevin likes me, and I'm very sure I don't like him. 27 00:01:21,318 --> 00:01:24,553 So what? I spend lots of time with people I don't like... 28 00:01:24,555 --> 00:01:27,355 Thanksgiving, Christmas, Mother's Day. 29 00:01:27,357 --> 00:01:29,391 Just don't think taking your nephew trick-or-treating 30 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,326 is part of my job description. 31 00:01:31,328 --> 00:01:34,930 Would you like to continue having a job to describe? 32 00:01:34,932 --> 00:01:39,167 Perhaps I misjudged the little rascal. 33 00:02:40,329 --> 00:02:41,596 Oh! 34 00:02:41,598 --> 00:02:43,098 Hello, young ladies. 35 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,499 You scared us. 36 00:02:44,501 --> 00:02:46,334 Would you like to give blood? 37 00:02:46,336 --> 00:02:48,003 That is not helping. 38 00:02:48,005 --> 00:02:51,373 I'm running a mobile blood drive. 39 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,574 See, you should lead with that. 40 00:02:52,576 --> 00:02:54,943 Would you be interested in donating? 41 00:02:54,945 --> 00:02:56,511 Sure. I'll donate. 42 00:02:56,513 --> 00:02:58,346 Yeah, me too. My blood is your blood. 43 00:02:58,348 --> 00:03:00,382 You have to be 17. 44 00:03:00,384 --> 00:03:03,051 Then I guess my blood is not your blood. 45 00:03:03,053 --> 00:03:04,920 Here are some permission slips. 46 00:03:04,922 --> 00:03:07,989 Have your parents sign them and bring them back tomorrow. 47 00:03:07,991 --> 00:03:08,991 But tomorrow's Halloween. 48 00:03:08,995 --> 00:03:11,026 We were gonna watch scary movies at your house. 49 00:03:11,028 --> 00:03:13,061 We can do it after we donate blood. 50 00:03:13,063 --> 00:03:14,696 Excellent. 51 00:03:14,698 --> 00:03:16,898 By the way, my name is Vlad, short for Vladimir. 52 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:20,402 - Are you Russian? - He's got all the time in the world. 53 00:03:21,571 --> 00:03:23,705 Amusing. 54 00:03:23,707 --> 00:03:26,975 I like your accent. Where you from? 55 00:03:26,977 --> 00:03:31,112 I'm from a small village in... sylvania. 56 00:03:32,368 --> 00:03:33,648 Sorry. Did you say Pennsylvania? 57 00:03:33,650 --> 00:03:35,550 Sure. Why not? 58 00:03:35,552 --> 00:03:38,420 So I guess we'll see you tomorrow then. 59 00:03:38,422 --> 00:03:40,455 - What time will you be here? - After sundown. 60 00:03:40,457 --> 00:03:42,657 Oh, fresh blood. 61 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:45,894 - That was weird. - What do you mean? 62 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:47,495 His name is Vlad. 63 00:03:47,497 --> 00:03:49,030 He's running a blood drive at night. 64 00:03:49,032 --> 00:03:51,399 And who's ever heard of... sylvania? 65 00:03:51,401 --> 00:03:53,535 I have. 66 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:56,638 It's right down the street from... town. 67 00:04:09,552 --> 00:04:13,521 The presentation went great, and now we're in Central Park at night, 68 00:04:13,523 --> 00:04:15,423 and we're walking up to a big, spooky-looking house. 69 00:04:15,425 --> 00:04:18,126 Dad? 70 00:04:18,128 --> 00:04:20,028 I'm losing you. 71 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:22,130 Hello? 72 00:04:22,132 --> 00:04:24,699 Well, he's not gonna sleep tonight. 73 00:04:26,636 --> 00:04:28,570 Hey, what's going on here? 74 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,438 It's the Central Park Spook-tacular. 75 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,642 I'm Trish, and this is Dez. 76 00:04:33,644 --> 00:04:36,911 I'm Logan, and this is Delia. 77 00:04:36,913 --> 00:04:38,046 Ooh, nice costumes. 78 00:04:38,048 --> 00:04:39,881 These aren't costumes. 79 00:04:39,883 --> 00:04:42,651 We just presented at a prestigious scientific convention. 80 00:04:42,653 --> 00:04:45,954 What does Mark Twain have to do with science? 81 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:49,057 Actually, I'm Albert Einstein. 82 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:50,592 And I'm Marie Antoinette. 83 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:54,029 I was supposed to be Marie Curie, but my cat peed on my lab coat. 84 00:04:54,031 --> 00:04:56,131 Oh, I love Marie Curie. 85 00:04:56,133 --> 00:04:57,932 She's one of my favorite singers. 86 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:06,207 Oh! 87 00:05:06,209 --> 00:05:10,812 Um... I think you mean Mariah Carey. 88 00:05:10,814 --> 00:05:13,014 Oh. What did Marie Curie sing? 89 00:05:13,016 --> 00:05:15,684 Nothing. She was a famous scientist and chemist 90 00:05:15,686 --> 00:05:18,186 who developed a lot of great things, like the x-ray. 91 00:05:18,188 --> 00:05:20,689 My guess is, if we x-rayed this area, 92 00:05:20,691 --> 00:05:22,924 we wouldn't find... much. 93 00:05:26,262 --> 00:05:28,263 She means my brain. 94 00:05:29,665 --> 00:05:30,865 So, um, bread and lemon. 95 00:05:30,867 --> 00:05:32,801 I'm not getting the connection. 96 00:05:32,803 --> 00:05:36,538 Someone doesn't know what the "L" in BLT stands for. 97 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:39,174 Lemon. Duh. 98 00:05:42,678 --> 00:05:44,179 I see you have a Dez. 99 00:05:44,181 --> 00:05:45,714 And you have a Logan. 100 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:47,649 You guys should go inside. 101 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,651 They have a lot of great stuff here. 102 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:51,119 There's even a fortune teller. 103 00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:52,954 And don't forget to buy a raffle ticket. 104 00:05:52,956 --> 00:05:55,090 The prize is $1,000. 105 00:05:55,092 --> 00:05:59,294 Maybe we should get two tickets, and then we could win $2,000. 106 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:01,563 That's what I said. 107 00:06:02,932 --> 00:06:04,933 I think it's cute when numbers confuse him. 108 00:06:04,935 --> 00:06:06,801 I feel the same way. 109 00:06:09,605 --> 00:06:11,639 Okay. 110 00:06:24,754 --> 00:06:26,755 You have got to be kidding me. 111 00:06:26,757 --> 00:06:28,823 If I have to take Kevin trick-or-treating, 112 00:06:28,825 --> 00:06:30,625 I'm gonna get some candy out of it. 113 00:06:30,627 --> 00:06:32,761 Who are you supposed to be? 114 00:06:32,763 --> 00:06:36,164 I am Roid Boy. 115 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:39,234 Don't worry, I got some cream for that. 116 00:06:39,236 --> 00:06:42,103 Roid as in asteroid. 117 00:06:42,105 --> 00:06:44,634 Most people are going to think hemorrhoid. 118 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:45,340 I know! 119 00:06:45,342 --> 00:06:49,244 Hey, as long as you bring my nephew home safe, 120 00:06:49,246 --> 00:06:50,845 I don't care how stupid you look. 121 00:06:50,847 --> 00:06:53,047 Where is Kevin? 122 00:06:53,049 --> 00:06:55,350 He's getting changed. 123 00:06:55,352 --> 00:06:58,653 Says he wants to surprise me with his costume. 124 00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:03,057 Who are you supposed to be? 125 00:07:03,059 --> 00:07:05,260 The scariest person I know. 126 00:07:05,262 --> 00:07:06,828 You. 127 00:07:08,664 --> 00:07:11,232 Aw, you so sweet. 128 00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:12,934 Well, you ready to go? 129 00:07:12,936 --> 00:07:14,702 Actually, Garrett's gonna take you. 130 00:07:14,704 --> 00:07:15,837 What? 131 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:19,073 Aunt Betty, how can I put this? 132 00:07:19,075 --> 00:07:21,276 Garrett's a loser. 133 00:07:21,278 --> 00:07:23,244 Put it another way. 134 00:07:23,246 --> 00:07:25,647 That was the nice version. 135 00:07:25,649 --> 00:07:28,316 All right, all right. 136 00:07:28,318 --> 00:07:30,685 I want you back by 9:00. 137 00:07:30,687 --> 00:07:32,654 But first, let me get a picture. 138 00:07:32,656 --> 00:07:35,056 Smile. 139 00:07:37,226 --> 00:07:40,495 You know, I even look good little. 140 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,668 Got our forms, and we're ready to give blood. 141 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:48,803 Excellent. 142 00:07:48,805 --> 00:07:51,072 You forgot to sign and initial here. 143 00:07:51,074 --> 00:07:53,341 - Sorry. - So... 144 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:57,145 Who would like to go first? 145 00:07:57,147 --> 00:08:00,048 Uh, Linds, can I get a quick sec over here? 146 00:08:03,219 --> 00:08:04,752 - Did you see that? - See what? 147 00:08:04,754 --> 00:08:06,321 - He's got fangs. - What? 148 00:08:06,323 --> 00:08:10,859 The nighttime blood drive, the pale skin, it all adds up now. 149 00:08:10,861 --> 00:08:17,665 Look, I know this sounds crazy, but I think he's... a vampire. 150 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:20,168 Okay, Jazz, vampires aren't real. 151 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:24,906 If they aren't real, why is one standing right over there?! 152 00:08:24,908 --> 00:08:27,408 Okay, I don't care how cute the guys are, 153 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:30,144 you have got to stop watching Real Vampires of Beverly Hills. 154 00:08:30,146 --> 00:08:34,422 So... are you ready to give blood, because I am thirsty. 155 00:08:34,453 --> 00:08:34,749 What?! 156 00:08:34,751 --> 00:08:36,050 What? 157 00:08:36,052 --> 00:08:40,088 I just mean, if you're not ready, I was going to get a smoothie. 158 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:41,990 I changed my mind. 159 00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:43,157 I'm not giving blood. 160 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:44,792 Oh, what a shame. 161 00:08:44,794 --> 00:08:47,195 I was looking forward to your donation. 162 00:08:49,798 --> 00:08:52,767 May I escort you to ze bloodmobile? 163 00:08:57,306 --> 00:08:59,941 Bye-bye. 164 00:09:01,744 --> 00:09:03,311 Yes, bye-bye. 165 00:09:13,923 --> 00:09:15,823 Oh, please come in. 166 00:09:15,825 --> 00:09:17,392 I was expecting you. 167 00:09:17,394 --> 00:09:20,361 You were? 168 00:09:20,363 --> 00:09:22,463 Logan, she's a fortune teller. 169 00:09:22,465 --> 00:09:24,232 I'm pretty sure she says that to everybody. 170 00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:27,902 Hey, don't kill the magic, princess. 171 00:09:29,204 --> 00:09:32,907 I predict you will sit. 172 00:09:32,909 --> 00:09:35,810 Whoa! She's good. 173 00:09:38,247 --> 00:09:43,484 And now, I will tell your fortune, Albert Einstein. 174 00:09:43,486 --> 00:09:47,221 But first, I must look into my crystal ball. 175 00:09:47,223 --> 00:09:49,791 That's a basketball. 176 00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:52,060 I dropped my crystal ball in the subway. 177 00:09:52,062 --> 00:09:54,796 It happens. 178 00:09:54,798 --> 00:10:02,537 I see that this ball should be inflated to 15 pounds. 179 00:10:03,839 --> 00:10:05,873 That's a joke. 180 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,043 I also do a little stand-up comedy. 181 00:10:09,045 --> 00:10:11,479 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna be at The Chuckle Shack in Queens. 182 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:14,248 I predict you will be there. 183 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,818 I'm sorry, I don't think I can come. 184 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:22,457 Then I predict something terrible will happen to you tonight. 185 00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:25,226 All because I can't come to your show? 186 00:10:25,228 --> 00:10:28,830 The spirits operate without reason. 187 00:10:28,832 --> 00:10:31,833 But there's gonna be a hot dog bar. 188 00:10:32,901 --> 00:10:35,069 Oh, come on, Logan. This is bogus. 189 00:10:35,071 --> 00:10:37,338 Let's go jump in the eyeball pit before it gets gross. 190 00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:49,250 Would you hurry up? 191 00:10:49,252 --> 00:10:51,819 Would you stop running everywhere? 192 00:10:51,821 --> 00:10:56,491 Look, we've been out here for almost an hour, and we hardly have any candy. 193 00:10:56,493 --> 00:11:02,030 Trick-or-treating is a volume business, so keep up or get out. 194 00:11:02,032 --> 00:11:06,534 I guess your Betty costume comes complete with attitude. 195 00:11:08,838 --> 00:11:10,972 Trick-or-treat. 196 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:14,942 Aren't you adorable? 197 00:11:14,944 --> 00:11:17,278 Oh, my, who are you supposed to be? 198 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,548 I'm Roid Boy! 199 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:22,984 Ah, like an asteroid. 200 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,353 Finally! 201 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:26,988 Here you go. 202 00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:30,625 Come on, take a big handful. 203 00:11:32,628 --> 00:11:34,495 - Thanks. - Happy Halloween. 204 00:11:34,497 --> 00:11:36,197 Bye-bye. 205 00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:39,600 Wow. This place was a candy gold mine. 206 00:11:39,602 --> 00:11:42,003 I wish every house was like this. 207 00:11:43,972 --> 00:11:44,872 Maybe it could be. 208 00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:46,007 What do you mean? 209 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,476 I have an idea. 210 00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:50,611 But it's a little on the evil side. 211 00:11:50,613 --> 00:11:54,515 Well, you picked the right night, and the right partner. 212 00:12:00,556 --> 00:12:03,057 - What happened? - Oh, she's fine. 213 00:12:03,059 --> 00:12:04,992 Some people just get a little light-headed when they give blood. 214 00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:08,663 I'm going to get her something to drink. 215 00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:17,271 May I interest you in our special Halloween smoothie? 216 00:12:17,273 --> 00:12:18,940 Blood orange. 217 00:12:18,942 --> 00:12:21,075 That sounds delightful. 218 00:12:21,077 --> 00:12:23,544 Can you hold the orange? 219 00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:27,115 Yeah, like I haven't heard that one tonight. 220 00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:33,621 Are you sure you're okay? 221 00:12:33,623 --> 00:12:34,956 Yes, Jazz, I'm fine. 222 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:40,027 I passed out for a second, but that's not unusual. 223 00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:41,529 - Linds, your neck. - What? 224 00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:43,030 Those look like bite marks. 225 00:12:43,032 --> 00:12:44,999 Probably just a bug bite or something. 226 00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:48,603 If Vlad bit you, that means you're gonna turn into a vampire. 227 00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:50,037 What is wrong with you? 228 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,039 Here you go. 229 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,008 And thank you for giving blood. 230 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:58,246 Now you are truly one of us. 231 00:12:59,248 --> 00:13:00,715 Here's a sticker. 232 00:13:11,493 --> 00:13:13,995 This smoothie is delicious. 233 00:13:13,997 --> 00:13:17,298 Must be the blood... 234 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,534 Orange. 235 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:31,979 So because of what that stupid fortune teller said, 236 00:13:31,981 --> 00:13:33,514 we're just gonna spend the rest of the night out here? 237 00:13:33,516 --> 00:13:37,752 Yes, in the middle of Central Park, standing in this thorny bush... 238 00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:40,354 Ow... where it's safe. 239 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,125 Nothing bad is gonna happen to you. 240 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,494 I can't take that chance. 241 00:13:46,496 --> 00:13:49,130 Okay, how about this? 242 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,299 Why don't we just switch costumes? 243 00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:53,167 And how would that help? 244 00:13:53,169 --> 00:13:58,005 Because the fortune teller predicted Einstein's fortune, not yours. 245 00:13:58,007 --> 00:14:01,008 So if I'm Einstein, nothing bad's gonna happen to you. 246 00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:05,546 Is this just your tricky way of getting me in a dress? 247 00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:07,415 No. 248 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,317 But also yes. 249 00:14:14,189 --> 00:14:17,491 Okay, now I feel better. 250 00:14:17,493 --> 00:14:20,061 And you've never looked more lovely. 251 00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:22,096 Thank you, sir. 252 00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:26,067 Hey, guys. Wait a minute. 253 00:14:26,069 --> 00:14:28,669 Before, weren't you, and weren't you...? 254 00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:30,204 Oh, we switched costumes. 255 00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:31,706 Oh, we could switch costumes. 256 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:34,141 Nah, I don't wanna look stupid. 257 00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:36,510 Are you sure? It's really fun. 258 00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:41,482 In the bathroom, you get to say, "Hey, I'm making lemonade." 259 00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:45,586 I'm sure. 260 00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:49,223 We switched because Logan thinks something terrible is gonna happen. 261 00:14:49,225 --> 00:14:50,825 Something terrible? 262 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,159 I don't want anything to do with that. 263 00:14:52,161 --> 00:14:54,228 Bye! 264 00:14:56,131 --> 00:15:00,067 I'd better go after him, or he'll end up running all the way back to Miami. 265 00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:02,470 Bye! 266 00:15:05,107 --> 00:15:06,574 Attention, everybody. 267 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:09,744 I would like to announce the winner of tonight's raffle. 268 00:15:09,746 --> 00:15:16,150 But before I do that, does anyone need directions to the Chuckle Shack? 269 00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:23,291 A curse on all of you! 270 00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:25,192 And now, the winning number. 271 00:15:26,395 --> 00:15:28,229 It is... 272 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:32,633 8-9-9-5-5-4-3-3... 273 00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:37,538 3-3-3-3-3-3. 274 00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:42,276 - I won! - What? But that was my ticket. 275 00:15:42,278 --> 00:15:46,714 That's right, it was your ticket, but it was in my pocket. 276 00:15:46,716 --> 00:15:49,150 Oh, the pocket rule. 277 00:15:49,152 --> 00:15:50,584 It got me again. 278 00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,253 I hate it so. 279 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:58,125 I wish we could do something, but it is a rule. 280 00:15:58,127 --> 00:16:00,227 Oh, man. 281 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:03,764 This must be the terrible thing that the fortune teller was talking about. 282 00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:06,434 Relax. I'll split the prize with you 50-50. 283 00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,169 You're gonna give me 50 bucks? 284 00:16:08,171 --> 00:16:12,239 That's exactly what I'm gonna do. 285 00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:21,482 He needs a partner for the couples costume contest. 286 00:16:21,484 --> 00:16:22,817 How do you know he said that? 287 00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:25,853 I'm fluent in Frankenstein. 288 00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:30,725 Okay, well, tell him I'm Marie Antoinette, not the bride of Frankenstein. 289 00:16:51,446 --> 00:16:53,180 He said close enough. 290 00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:57,818 Wha... wha... 291 00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,353 I was wrong. 292 00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:01,789 This is the terrible thing. 293 00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:17,671 - Howdy. - Trick-or-treat. 294 00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:20,708 Well, aren't you a couple of cute cowboys. 295 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,443 Why, thank you kindly, ma'am. 296 00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:25,379 Grab yourself some candy. 297 00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:28,449 Don't be shy. 298 00:17:34,256 --> 00:17:37,391 Trick-or-treat. 299 00:17:37,393 --> 00:17:39,994 Oh, my, you're a tall one. 300 00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:48,569 Thank you. 301 00:17:48,571 --> 00:17:50,471 I mean... Thank you. 302 00:17:53,008 --> 00:17:55,709 Trick-or-treat. 303 00:17:55,711 --> 00:17:57,945 Ooh, you're ghosts. 304 00:17:57,947 --> 00:18:01,315 And you have such a lovely floral pattern. 305 00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:05,286 800-thread count. 306 00:18:05,288 --> 00:18:07,822 And you cut holes in that? 307 00:18:07,824 --> 00:18:10,491 Ooh, you better take some extra candy. 308 00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:16,330 Trick-or-treat. 309 00:18:16,332 --> 00:18:17,898 Who are you two supposed to be? 310 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,967 I'm the backwards clothes boy. 311 00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:26,740 I am "out of ideas" kid. 312 00:18:26,742 --> 00:18:30,678 Oh, well, that just makes me sad. 313 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,481 Why don't you take a lot of candy? 314 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,559 Lindy? 315 00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:49,530 Linds? 316 00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:58,672 Linds? 317 00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:02,376 Good evening. 318 00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:05,746 What are you doing? 319 00:19:05,748 --> 00:19:08,749 Just resting my eyes. 320 00:19:10,485 --> 00:19:12,419 Are you okay? 321 00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:14,922 Your face is really pale. 322 00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:17,324 I feel fine. 323 00:19:17,326 --> 00:19:21,562 Like I could live... forever. 324 00:19:21,564 --> 00:19:24,365 Okay. Very funny. 325 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:28,435 Just because I thought you were a vampire, you're trying to scare me. 326 00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:31,438 I would never do that. 327 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,575 You're one of my closest friends. 328 00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,811 Shall we start the movie? 329 00:19:37,813 --> 00:19:40,414 Okay. 330 00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:47,655 But first, let me get a snack. 331 00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:51,025 Oh, wait. 332 00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:52,860 There's something delicious right here. 333 00:19:56,498 --> 00:19:57,965 Let me out! 334 00:19:57,967 --> 00:19:59,700 Don't go. Stay for a bite. 335 00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:02,069 - I already ate. - I haven't. 336 00:20:03,739 --> 00:20:06,140 Gotcha! 337 00:20:06,142 --> 00:20:08,709 Halloween prank in your face. 338 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,416 I, uh... 339 00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:16,850 knew all along. 340 00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:19,153 No, you didn't. 341 00:20:19,155 --> 00:20:20,521 You thought I was a vampire. 342 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,855 I did not. 343 00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:23,691 Oh, really? 344 00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:28,495 Then, uh... why do you have a wooden stake in your purse? 345 00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:33,901 I... joined the whittling club. 346 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:38,539 Okay, I thought you were a vampire. 347 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,508 Were you really gonna drive a stake through my heart? 348 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:43,544 Only because I love you. 349 00:20:46,014 --> 00:20:49,550 If you were a zombie, I would've shot you in the brain. 350 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,986 That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 351 00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:55,656 Stop that! 352 00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:06,467 Aunt Betty, look at all this candy. 353 00:21:06,469 --> 00:21:08,702 You have got to be kidding me. 354 00:21:08,704 --> 00:21:10,938 How many houses did you go to? 355 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,706 Pretty much just one. 356 00:21:14,075 --> 00:21:16,944 The lady was gonna give us more, but she ran out of candy. 357 00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:19,446 So she started giving us stuff from the yard. 358 00:21:20,649 --> 00:21:24,118 I got a garden gnome, and a hummingbird feeder. 359 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,687 I didn't even want them, I just couldn't stop taking stuff. 360 00:21:28,056 --> 00:21:30,658 There's no way you two are gonna eat all this candy. 361 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,860 Sounds like a challenge to me. 362 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:34,862 Oh, no. 363 00:21:34,864 --> 00:21:36,797 We're going to donate it to the children's hospital. 364 00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:41,568 There are kids over there who couldn't go trick-or-treating tonight. 365 00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:44,505 Wouldn't you feel better if your selfish efforts 366 00:21:44,507 --> 00:21:46,473 turned into something positive? 367 00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:52,046 Aunt Betty, you've never given me any life lessons before. 368 00:21:52,048 --> 00:21:54,648 Why start now? 369 00:21:54,650 --> 00:21:59,219 I'm just as surprised as you are. 370 00:21:59,221 --> 00:22:04,024 Well, you can make Kevin give away his candy, but we're not related. 371 00:22:04,026 --> 00:22:07,094 You're right. I can't tell you what to do. 372 00:22:07,096 --> 00:22:09,830 You have to decide for yourself what's right. 373 00:22:09,832 --> 00:22:12,099 Greedy, greedy pig boy. 374 00:22:13,635 --> 00:22:16,170 Greedy? Just 'cause I took candy from an old lady 375 00:22:16,172 --> 00:22:17,771 and won't give it to sick kids? 376 00:22:17,773 --> 00:22:19,873 Boy, that doesn't sound good, does it? 377 00:22:27,048 --> 00:22:30,517 And this is Logan after we switched costumes. 378 00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:33,587 Future reference, ladies sit with their knees together. 379 00:22:36,191 --> 00:22:38,025 Who are you dancing with? 380 00:22:38,027 --> 00:22:40,861 Oh, that's my husband, Frankenstein. 381 00:22:40,863 --> 00:22:44,665 Not much of a talker, but very light on his feet. 382 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:47,167 Let me show you guys one from our Halloween. 383 00:22:47,169 --> 00:22:50,637 We got a great shot with Vlad, the blood drive guy. 384 00:22:50,639 --> 00:22:52,539 Jazz thought he was a vampire. 385 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:56,276 I was just playing along. 386 00:22:56,278 --> 00:22:57,277 Okay, here it is. 387 00:22:57,279 --> 00:22:59,146 Wait a minute. 388 00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:02,583 Why isn't he in the picture? 389 00:23:02,585 --> 00:23:05,119 That's weird. He was standing right next to me. 390 00:23:05,121 --> 00:23:08,655 Linds, vampires don't appear in pictures. 391 00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:12,626 That means... 392 00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:15,662 oh, wait, this is the picture Vlad was in. 393 00:23:17,732 --> 00:23:20,567 Who's the big lemon on the highway? 394 00:23:20,569 --> 00:23:22,236 Oh, Trish sent us that one. 395 00:23:22,238 --> 00:23:25,072 That's Dez running south on I-95. 396 00:23:25,074 --> 00:23:27,174 He's their Logan. 397 00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:31,712 Dad!