1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:10,242 Hi. Welcome back to another year of spine-tingling terror. 3 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,511 You said, "no terror." 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,447 But Doy, it's our Halloween scary time theater. 5 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,816 I don't want it to be called that. 6 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,518 Well, what do you want it to be called? 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,919 Doy story. 8 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,556 That movie isn't actually called Doy story, it's called... 9 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,593 - (Cry screaming) - Okay. 10 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:30,329 I'm the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. 11 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:32,364 I'm the cowardoy lion. 12 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,899 Oh, come on. 13 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,222 (Knocking) 14 00:00:35,253 --> 00:00:40,536 We're also expecting one more person from the land of Oz. 15 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,245 (Laughs) Yeah, nobody's buying that for a second. 16 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,447 Where's your broom, topy? 17 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:52,918 (Knocking) 18 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,655 There you are. 19 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:59,324 Hello, my boys. 20 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,361 Okay, so we're hosting this thing? 21 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:03,629 Where are the people? 22 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,265 They're watching us from right out there. 23 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,866 Hi. 24 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,602 I'm not actually like this. They just write me this way. 25 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:15,340 In real life, I'm a sweet little girl just trying to get by. 26 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,242 Curtsy to fool them. 27 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,158 Ava... 28 00:01:18,189 --> 00:01:21,814 Did I read the stage directions out loud again? 29 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:23,515 All the time. 30 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,452 Ugh! She says, frustrated. 31 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,723 Tonight's first tale of terror 32 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,393 is about my sister's favorite place in the world. 33 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:35,694 Her bay window. 34 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,529 That doesn't sound scary. 35 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,730 It's haunted. 36 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,365 Oh, no! 37 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:43,702 Let's go see the scary, horrible ghost. 38 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,572 I'll stay right here where it's safe. 39 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:54,279 (Screams) 40 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,848 What are these costumes again? 41 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:56,871 - We're flappers. - Why? 42 00:01:56,902 --> 00:02:00,352 Well, I was lying my bed last night thinking about what we could be 43 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,654 when I heard a voice in my head that said... 44 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,157 ghost: You should be flappers. 45 00:02:04,188 --> 00:02:07,359 So, I said to the voice in my head, "what are flappers?" 46 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,760 And then the voice said... 47 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,329 ghost: We were jazz babies. 48 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,830 Jazz babies! 49 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,298 Uh, ri... Riley... 50 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,433 I want to be a jazz baby. 51 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,968 I can hear the voice in your head! 52 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,270 This takes our friendship to a new level. 53 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,942 I lived in the 1920s. 54 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:27,012 Jazz babies were fun-loving, dance-all-night gals 55 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,648 with a song in our heart and taps on our toes. 56 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:33,952 She is just a cutie pie, Maya. I want to hug her. 57 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,787 She's a 100-year-old dead ghost lady. 58 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,424 So scream? 59 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,226 Big one! 60 00:02:40,257 --> 00:02:43,428 Yeah, get the scream out of the way so we can be chums. 61 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:46,899 Chums. I don't even feel like screaming at her anymore. 62 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,736 How about now? 63 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,504 Yeah, now's good. 64 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,440 Both: (Scream) 65 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,049 Now chums? 66 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,477 - Sure. Nice job. - Very ghosty. 67 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,611 Thanks. 68 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,448 (Theme music playing) 69 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,119 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 70 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:09,488 ♪ For a day like this to come ♪ 71 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,023 ♪ Struck like lightning ♪ 72 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,659 ♪ My heart's beating like a drum ♪ 73 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:17,629 ♪ On the edge of something wonderful ♪ 74 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,532 ♪ Face to face with changes ♪ 75 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,667 ♪ What's it all about? ♪ 76 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,802 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 77 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,871 ♪ But I know I can work it out ♪ 78 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,406 ♪ 'Cause I got you ♪ 79 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:30,042 ♪ To live it with me ♪ 80 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:34,146 ♪ I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 81 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:37,516 ♪ Light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn ♪ 82 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,651 ♪ I'm singing "go-o-o" ♪ 83 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,421 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 84 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,424 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 85 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:46,714 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 86 00:03:46,745 --> 00:03:49,394 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 87 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,896 ♪ Take on the world. ♪ 88 00:03:56,436 --> 00:04:02,107 (Spooky voice) I am the ghost of the bay window. 89 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:04,476 (Chuckles) It's okay, honey. You can take it down a notch. 90 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,578 Yeah, ya ain't gonna beat the head thing. 91 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,580 (Normal voice) You didn't like my spooky voice? 92 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:13,085 (Spooky voice) It was a little big. 93 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:18,523 (Crying) 94 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,626 Oh, no. 95 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,427 Maya, I upset the ghost. 96 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:26,965 It's the first thing anybody's said to me in 100 years, and it was kinda mean. 97 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,504 Yeah, she's the mean one of us. 98 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,506 No, I'm sorry. You were just... 99 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,508 you're the best ghost ever. 100 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,044 You mean that? Because I really like you guys. 101 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:39,946 You do? 102 00:04:39,977 --> 00:04:43,548 I've been watching you in this window since you were very little girls. 103 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,684 That's crazy. We would have known you were here. 104 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,019 Yeah. Prove it. 105 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,554 She's not the mean one. 106 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,456 She was here! 107 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,225 You know me. 108 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:55,927 My best fwend is tough and cool. 109 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,763 I'm scawed of evwything. 110 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,699 I wanna do evwything wif you. 111 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,835 Oh, my gosh, Maya. She's been watching us for weeks. 112 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,638 You're becoming wonderful young adults. 113 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,974 Thank you, ghosty. 114 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,476 Is that why this window is so powerful in our lives? 115 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,545 Because you've been here watching us? 116 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,581 I used to live in this house. 117 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,550 This was my bedroom. 118 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:22,254 I planned my capers here, I hatched my schemes. 119 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:23,522 We do that. 120 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,023 - I hatch. - I scheme. 121 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,958 But, it's more than that. 122 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,126 This place... 123 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,861 It has, like... 124 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,163 A spirit. 125 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:35,901 I promised I would never leave until someone else finally realized 126 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:40,572 how wonderful it was to sit in this window and laugh and cry and dance. 127 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,909 Well, then you're free to go out in the world because that's all we do. 128 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,677 Bye-bye. Don't forget your head. 129 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,514 I can't go yet. 130 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,049 I haven't seen you dance. 131 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,552 Dance for no reason? 132 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,188 Jazz babies dance. We did the Charleston. 133 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,624 That's where you put your hands like this and switch knees. 134 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:00,992 We don't know how to do the Charleston. 135 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,527 Do the Charleston right now. 136 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,695 But there's no music. 137 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:07,232 (20s music plays) 138 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,074 Maya, we're flapping. 139 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,909 Riley, we're puppets of the flapper ghost. 140 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,645 That's crazy. Nobody can control us. 141 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,601 That's nothing. I make you do that every week. 142 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,969 - No, you don't. - Dance. 143 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:50,642 Is this why I'm so tired all the time. 144 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:54,746 Well, it's gonna take a lot more than that to control me, sister. 145 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:57,477 Ruh-roh. 146 00:06:57,508 --> 00:07:00,252 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - ♪ Hot feet, fire in the middle ♪ 147 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,888 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - ♪ Hot feet warm as the griddle ♪ 148 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:05,590 ♪ Hot feet sizzlin' through, oh, what will I do? ♪ 149 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,292 ♪ Like skiddly bop, bop, hot feet! ♪ 150 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:08,774 ♪ Hot feet stingin' like a busy bee ♪ 151 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:09,363 ♪ Hot feet ♪ 152 00:07:09,382 --> 00:07:11,196 Both: ♪ drop feet, smokin' like a chimney ♪ 153 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,198 ♪ Hot feet, burns heavily ♪ 154 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,600 ♪ Nearly makes a furnace out of me! ♪ 155 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:19,204 ♪ I wanna be hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 156 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,741 ♪ Hot, hot, hot feet! ♪ 157 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,981 - All: ♪ hot feet ♪ - Doy. 158 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,616 All: ♪ fire in the middle, hot feet ♪ 159 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,652 - Doy. - All: ♪ warm as a griddle ♪ 160 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,121 ♪ Hot feet sizzlin' through, oh, what would I do ♪ 161 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,622 ♪ Like skiddly bop, bop, bop! ♪ 162 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,757 Doy! 163 00:07:40,654 --> 00:07:41,575 What's happening to us? 164 00:07:41,605 --> 00:07:44,229 She ghosted us, and we don't know how to get rid of her. 165 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,965 Hey, little guy. Why do you keep saying "Doy?" 166 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,801 It's his name. Just go with it. 167 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,369 How do you spell that? 168 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,638 D-e-w-e-y. 169 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,640 Doy. The "w" is silent. 170 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,742 Oh, honey. I think it's pronounced... 171 00:07:57,744 --> 00:07:58,810 I wouldn't. 172 00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,911 Dewey. 173 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,347 (Screams) 174 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,319 Nice work. 175 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:09,721 Doy: Doy! 176 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,923 Boy, am I glad that's over. 177 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:12,958 Dance. 178 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,227 (20s music plays) 179 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:27,239 In our next story, we go from this haunted house to another haunted house. 180 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:32,811 Yeah! Riley and Maya go to the central park spooktacular! 181 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:36,448 And we're gonna trick people into giving us a treat. 182 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:39,818 I don't think that's the spirit of Halloween, Ava. 183 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,687 Are the streets filled with free sugar? 184 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:45,423 Yes, m'love. 185 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,459 Do we got baby-face the lion boy? 186 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:50,795 One of the great trick or treat faces of our generation. 187 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:54,232 Doy, show us your candymaker. 188 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:58,036 Oh, am I gonna get sick tonight. 189 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:05,877 All right, Topanga. So, are you gonna go trick or treating with these kids, 190 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,313 or are you gonna go to the haunted house with those kids? 191 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,981 We don't need adult supervision anymore. 192 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,883 We're becoming wonderful young adults. 193 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,251 - Says who? - The ghost of the bay window. 194 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,887 Oh, the ghost of the bay window. 195 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,957 When you guys go to sleep, she floats in. She goes, "boo." 196 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,792 We go, "aah." 197 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,435 We all laugh and discuss the way ghosts are portrayed in the media. 198 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:26,131 Are you making fun of us? 199 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,266 - Pretty sure we are. - No, we are. 200 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,903 Okay, do you want to go to the haunted house with these dumb-heads? 201 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,774 Well, then I will go trick or treating with these guys. 202 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:39,844 (Screams) 203 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,784 I'm going trick or treating, huh, Doy? 204 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,385 You know you want to. 205 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,354 Oh, I do. 206 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,123 Okay, fine. Then I will go with these girls. 207 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,825 You guys love me, right? 208 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:54,926 To pieces, Topanga. 209 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,027 Yeah, me too. 210 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,128 Thank you. 211 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,403 See, mom? All kids. You know why? 212 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,939 Because you don't go to a creepy haunted house with your mommy. 213 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:08,750 It simply isn't done. 214 00:10:08,781 --> 00:10:11,176 Oh, yeah. You guys are talking all brave now, 215 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,345 but you're gonna go in there and be scared to death without me. 216 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,814 (Laughing) 217 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,315 That was fun. 218 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,985 I liked the zombie who tried to eat my guts. 219 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,087 I wasn't scared at all. 220 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,023 (Screams) 221 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,859 Cory, did you go into the haunted house with three little kids? 222 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,527 I wasn't gonna go in there alone. 223 00:10:30,183 --> 00:10:32,864 Listen, Topanga, why don't you come with us? The girls will be fine. 224 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,033 Look, just because this is a fun-looking haunted house, 225 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,968 and there's a security guard named Larry 226 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,037 doesn't mean I feel comfortable just leaving you here. 227 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,972 I mean, who knows what kind of kids hang out here? 228 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,974 Hey, bacon. Tomato. 229 00:10:43,651 --> 00:10:46,211 Could you please tell my friend's mom it's okay to leave us here? 230 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,546 Yeah, we're pretty good kids. 231 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,882 Who doesn't feel safe with a tomato? 232 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,120 Hold the phone. Are you who I think you are? 233 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,855 Who says, "hold the phone?" 234 00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:00,892 I do... when I want somebody to hold my phone. 235 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,195 Hey, lady. Take a picture of me with Austin moon. 236 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,197 Ava, that's Ally Dawson. 237 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,368 Hey, Ally Dawson, take a picture of me with Austin moon! 238 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:12,837 (Camera phone clicks) 239 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:13,972 How you doin'? 240 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:19,177 Ha. Well, I can appreciate a girl who knows what she wants. 241 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,146 Take me away, gorgeous. 242 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,948 Where does that beautiful blonde head of yours call home? 243 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,216 Florida. 244 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,885 This relationship is over. 245 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,421 Oh, no! 246 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:31,022 So you're a New York kind of gal? 247 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,591 I guess so. Here's your wallet back. 248 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,427 Huh. 249 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:39,931 I think we'll be okay here, mom. Look around. 250 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,132 What do you think, Cory? 251 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,636 I think Ava's the scariest one here. 252 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:47,639 And we're happy to hang with these two jazz babies. 253 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:51,076 - Well, thank you very much. - New best friends. Bye-bye. 254 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,377 All right. I just want you home by... 255 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,646 don't say a time. I want to be cool. 256 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:55,980 Then I won't. 257 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,083 Then I'm very cool. 258 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,118 10:00. 259 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,520 But that's when the monster parade starts. 260 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,322 It starts at 10:00? 261 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,360 Do you wanna go trick or treating, Doy? 262 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,029 What did you just call me? 263 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,297 Doy. 264 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,167 (Laughs) Let's go. 265 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:20,071 Ava, I need my wallet back. 266 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:21,791 Thanks a lot, guys. 267 00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:24,476 But you don't actually have to watch us or anything. 268 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,899 I mean, Lucas and Farkle are already on their way and it's 269 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:29,310 not like we're a couple of scared kids at a haunted house. 270 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,086 - Hi. - Both: (Scream) 271 00:12:36,749 --> 00:12:39,390 If you're scared of her, I don't think you'll do too good in there. 272 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,426 She is a ghost and she will ghost you. 273 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,529 Yes, do it. Ghost them like they've never been ghosted. 274 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,499 I want you to take me back home. I'm scared. 275 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:51,002 Yeah. This is a ghost. 276 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:51,983 What are you scared of? 277 00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:55,006 Promise me you won't let our house become like this one. 278 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,108 Please tell me what's bothering you. 279 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,111 It bothers me that this is the haunted house. 280 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,613 You don't think it looks authentic? 281 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:05,283 Oh, it's real authentic. I know the ghost who lives here. 282 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,019 Oh, really? (Chuckles) 283 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,723 Look, I know it's Halloween, but this ghost is about as real as the fake zombies inside. 284 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:14,025 Oh, do not doubt her ghostiness. 285 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,996 Oh, please. What can she do? 286 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,333 Oh, would you look at that? 287 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,969 She is a ghost. 288 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,972 And she's got style. 289 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,309 Everybody used to know this house. 290 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,411 This is my best friend Tessie's house. 291 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,980 We'd all come here to dance the night away. 292 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,382 Tessie was the life of the party. 293 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,250 But look at the place now. 294 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,052 Why is it like this? 295 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,988 Nobody's hatched any schemes or planned any capers 296 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,158 in the bay window of this house the way you have in ours. 297 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,127 So nobody lives here now. 298 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,662 Only Tessie. 299 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,764 The party's been over for a long time. 300 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:57,602 She just sits, staring out at a world that's forgotten all about us. 301 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,039 Austin, are you crying? 302 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,042 (In British accent) No. 303 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,013 Where's Tessie now? 304 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,715 Oh, she's in there... 305 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,584 By herself in the bay window. 306 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,652 Is there any way we can help? 307 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,789 Well, there is one thing Tessie could never resist. 308 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,591 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 309 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,526 Dance again. Yay! 310 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,629 - ♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah ♪ - Doy. 311 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,032 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - ♪ Hot feet ♪ 312 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,100 Both: ♪ fire in the middle ♪ 313 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,201 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - ♪ Hot feet ♪ 314 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:30,887 Both: ♪ warm as a griddle ♪ 315 00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:31,595 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - ♪ Hot feet ♪ 316 00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:34,138 Both: ♪ sizzlin' through, oh, what will I do? ♪ 317 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,306 ♪ Like skiddly bop, bop, bop! ♪ 318 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,397 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - All: ♪ hot feet ♪ 319 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:37,775 - ♪ Fire in the middle ♪ - ♪ Hot feet ♪ 320 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,310 All: ♪ hot feet warm as a griddle ♪ 321 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,645 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - All: ♪ hot feet ♪ 322 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,480 ♪ Sizzlin' through, oh, what will I do? ♪ 323 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,249 ♪ Like skiddly bop, bop, bop! ♪ 324 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,452 ♪ I wanna be hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 325 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,655 ♪ Hot, hot, hot feet! ♪ 326 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,227 Tessie? 327 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,063 Tessie, it's me, Riley. Please come love us. 328 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,233 Hey, we flapped for you, Casper. Get out here. 329 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,068 This is not like her at all. 330 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,738 Well, maybe her not coming out is her way of inviting us in. 331 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,274 No, no. If she didn't come out for dancing, 332 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,542 Tessie is not in the mood for company. 333 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,278 (20's music plays) 334 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,646 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - I wouldn't. 335 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,080 - ♪ Fire in the middle ♪ - ♪ Hot feet ♪ 336 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,849 - I mean it. - ♪ Warm as a griddle ♪ 337 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,223 - ♪ Hot feet ♪ - All: ♪ hot feet ♪ 338 00:15:19,254 --> 00:15:21,119 ♪ Sizzlin' through, oh, what will I do? ♪ 339 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,520 ♪ Like skiddly bop, bop, bop! ♪ 340 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,190 ♪ I wanna be hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪ 341 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,160 ♪ Hot, hot, hot feet! ♪ 342 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,598 - (Laughter) - (Shattering) 343 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,633 All: (Scream) 344 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,741 Oh! 345 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,410 - Thank you! - We had a lovely evening. 346 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,249 Tessie's changed, man. 347 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,418 It's been real, ghosty. Happy Halloween. 348 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:04,696 Okay, everybody pour out your candy. 349 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,664 Why? Everybody has their own pumpkin. 350 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,303 Yeah, but I like dividing it all up fairly. 351 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,238 Well, well, well... 352 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,441 Topanga's wrong about you, Ava Morgenstern. 353 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,542 No, she's not. 354 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,379 Mini, mini, full size. 355 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,248 Toothbrush, toothbrush, crunch bar. 356 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,818 Skip turn, skip turn, uh. 357 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,553 Uh, let's just speed this up. 358 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,794 Pleasure doing business with you, boys. 359 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,797 - Good night. - Good night. 360 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,199 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 361 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,834 The haunted house freak you out? 362 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,235 A little too haunted for me, thank you. 363 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,237 I can't believe you just left us there. 364 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,176 Trick or treat. 365 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,212 Excuse me, Doy? 366 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,613 Didn't you just go trick or treating? 367 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,281 Ava happened. 368 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,853 Topy, I'm crashing bad, man! 369 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,322 I'm sleeping over. 370 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,557 (Snoring) 371 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,231 Trick or treat. Help a Doy out. 372 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,267 Oh, I'm sorry, Doy, but we don't have any candy. 373 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,201 You don't? 374 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,303 - Nope. - Then trick. 375 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,299 Excuse me? 376 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,275 If you don't have any candy, then I'm forced to do a trick on you. 377 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,064 Oh, really? 378 00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:28,242 You want stinky feet or surprise? 379 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,848 Well, which one do you want, Maya? 380 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,284 I mean, who doesn't like a nice surprise, right? 381 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,585 Do your worst. 382 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:37,922 Doy! 383 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,323 Both: (Scream) 384 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,526 - Do you feel anything? - Pretend. 385 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:46,564 Both: Oooh! Eeeh! Aaah! Arg! 386 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,334 Nice job. Wanna eat Ava's candy? 387 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,936 Don't mind if I Doy. 388 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,240 That was kinda cute. 389 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,073 Doy put a spell on us. 390 00:17:57,104 --> 00:17:59,377 What could he possibly think of to do to us? 391 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,745 He's six years old like Auggie. 392 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,247 There's nothing in their heads except cartoons. 393 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,285 Uh, Riley? 394 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,621 Maya, you got real tall. Yay! 395 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,425 And now you're a cartoon. I love our lives. 396 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,260 Riley, is this really happening, 397 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,296 or is everything in your head just coming out? 398 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,665 No, I still got stuff in my head. 399 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,270 What's in your head? 400 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,307 - Don't do this. - Don't do that. 401 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,476 - Be like me. - Today is the best day ever. 402 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,978 All: Peaches! 403 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,414 Oh, my gosh. I have never felt better in my life. 404 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,615 Let's go rob a bank. 405 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,417 Quick, back in her head. 406 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,585 After you. 407 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,421 - No, after you. - Please, I insist. 408 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,722 - After you. - After you. 409 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,424 Riley, we're cartoons. 410 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,658 I know. Isn't it great? Bleh. 411 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,899 Why is this so great? Bleh. 412 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:52,326 Because now we can finally see the world through each other's eyes. 413 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,005 Ugh. Everything's pretty. 414 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,409 (Screams) 415 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:08,946 How do I unsee this? Switch back! Switch back! 416 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,883 - (Sigh) - (Sigh) 417 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,751 I like it better as a human being. 418 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,454 Me too. I do wanna do this though. 419 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,915 Bing, bing, bang, bang, boing, boing, bing, okay, I'm over it. 420 00:19:19,946 --> 00:19:23,494 You do realize that Doy didn't do this to us, don't you? 421 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,997 You're back, aren't you ghosty? 422 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,470 It's very hard to leave a place like this. 423 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,039 - We know. - We keep coming back, too. 424 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,476 I promised myself I wouldn't go until I found somebody else 425 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,112 who appreciated this bay window as much as I did. 426 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,402 You know why? 427 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:47,552 Because you never wanted this bay window to become like that bay window. 428 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,021 I promise you, it never will be. 429 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:50,750 I know. 430 00:19:50,781 --> 00:19:53,658 I watched you both share your dreams in here. 431 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,893 They're good dreams. 432 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,028 I hope they come true. 433 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,730 So, you're actually leaving us? 434 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,034 I have a friend who could use some company in her bay window. 435 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,503 This place is in good hands. 436 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,372 Can we ask you something? 437 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,521 Anything you want. 438 00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:14,111 We sit in this window because we've always felt that it had some power. 439 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,948 But will it after you're gone? 440 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,552 I'm not the magic of this place anymore. 441 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,653 You are. 442 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,060 (Harp plays) 443 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,899 Another day. 444 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,500 Yeah. 445 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,002 Can't wait 'til tomorrow. 446 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,570 Yeah. 447 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:48,713 All: (Snoring) 448 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,160 Kids. 449 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,595 Wake up. You're hosting the evening. 450 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,497 Yeah. You've gotta say good night to the people. 451 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,433 Topanga, what do we do? 452 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,835 Same thing we do every year. 453 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,674 Mini, mini, full size. Eh, let's just speed this up. 454 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:19,577 All right. 455 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,845 Oh... 456 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,583 Wait, wait, wait. What do I get? 457 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,152 Uh, you get to put the kids to bed. You're so lucky! 458 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,856 But look at all of 'em. 459 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,125 What do I do now? 460 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,629 ♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah ♪ 461 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,531 - All: Doy. - What? 462 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,633 (20s music plays) 463 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,204 Did I forget anyone? 464 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,739 The front Doy!