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What?
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What is it?
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I dunno, something's weird.
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Here.
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Yeah, definitely.
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You kiss weird.
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Sorry?
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I don't know, it's like you
don't have a human tongue,
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it's like a snake tongue and
that tongue hates my tongue
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and wants it to suffer.
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What?
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Is there a problem here, ma'am?
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No problem here, Officer.
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Dude kisses weird.
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Weird how?
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Check it out.
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Oh, yeah...
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there is something wrong with that tongue.
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It's dry like a desert,
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but then there's a gross
spit oasis there too.
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Yeah, totally!
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Here, let me check.
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Ugh!
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Whoa, dude.
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Not cool.
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Kinda like kissing a cow, I should know.
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God, I miss my wife.
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Here, let me try.
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Ooh!
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That is weird.
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I'm into it.
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Dude's all yours.
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I owe you one, sister.
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What?
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Mmmmmm...
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This medicated ointment is
really clearing up my eczema.
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You've never looked less dry.
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I-I just go through it so quickly.
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Lucky for me, I guess.
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I-I wonder if I'm applying it correctly.
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Well, you know, if you ever need
any help I could stop by or...
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- Oh, hi, Denise.
- Hi, Teddy.
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What do ya got for me?
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Anything for leprosy?
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I think I'm coming down with leprosy.
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Now is not a great time, I'm kinda busy...
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I'm Theresa.
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- Oh!
- Aren't we all.
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And I bet you got a long
list of symptoms, too.
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I... I-I have eczema.
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It's pronounced 'egg-zemo'.
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A little lover's token?
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That's my ointment!
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How could you, Teddy?
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I trusted you and this is what you do,
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you just give it away?
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I'm a pharmacist?
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No, Teddy, I'm a pharmacist.
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You think you can steal my man?
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Did he tell you that I'm pregnant?
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You're pregnant?
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I don't know.
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I'm thirsty all the time
and I can't stop swearing.
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I'm definitely something for (bleep) sakes.
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She's just a customer, that's it.
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That's it?
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Yeah, that's it.
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Yeah, that's it.
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I'll be just a customer
somewhere else then.
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I'm sorry, Teddy.
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I see another girl with
one of your pharmacy bags,
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and I just wanna give her
head a curbside clog dance.
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I'm a wittle jealousy-wealousy.
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'Cause you love me so much?
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Yeah, sure.
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Now why don't you put that
back in five minutes sign up
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and we'll go out back and I'll
give you a Chippewa flapjack.
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Okay!
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You know, I'm seeing all
these posters for Hole Day,
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what is that?
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It's the worst.
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All day hole celebrations,
hole pancake breakfasts,
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hole races for the kitties.
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Ugh, kitties are the worst.
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I know, can they see themselves?
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O-Okay, but why do they call it Hole Day?
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Because of the hole.
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The hole?
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What the hell is...
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Whoa!
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I thought he'd never leave.
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So many questions.
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Questions are so 'Ugh,
I'm asking questions'.
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Over it.
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Over it.
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Mr. and Mrs. Newman!?
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Happy Hole Day!
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I didn't know you were coming.
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Well, Vicky was our daughter.
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I remember last Hole Day when
we got super loaded at your house
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and we trashed it while you
guys were away in France.
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Vicky told us it was a break and enter.
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Hilarious.
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It is exactly that sense of
humor I'm gonna miss most.
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Listen up, everybody!
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Vicky was my oldest friend.
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She was there when I got my first period.
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When I lost my virginity, she
was guarding the stall door.
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She was at my wedding and
I wanted to be at hers,
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but she died.
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When Gordon told me that he
was gonna propose to Vicky
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in a hot air balloon, I thought,
"What a romantic surprise."
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Who knew that she would be so surprised
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that she would fall out of the basket?
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Oh, my God!
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Do you think anybody notices?
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Uh, yeah.
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Vicky was a beautiful person...
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on the inside.
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Nobody has to mention her skin tags,
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I'm not gonna mention her skin tags.
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A lot of people thought she was
a bitch, but I knew that she was
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sad inside because she
chunked out after high school
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and I ended up with Warren
and no offense, Gordy,
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but she got you.
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But at least we know she died happy
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because despite having over 26% body fat,
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which she did and that weird ear mole,
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she finally landed a man.
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Congratulations, Vicky.
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I, for one, never thought
it was gonna happen.
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Congratulations, Vicky!
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Are you up yet, sleepy head?
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I did a grocery run and
made a Hole Day breakfast
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while you were conked out.
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You deserve it.
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You worked up an appetite last night, whew!
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Sorry, I don't like to eat before church.
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Oh, but breakfast is the
happiest meal of the day, see?
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I gotta say mass.
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Oh, but, Father, wait...
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Face it, Calliope,
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no one will ever love you.
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What do I do with these feelings?
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Oh, what the hell.
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I'm a sucker for a man in uniform.
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Nice day for a walk.
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With who?
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With you?
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You?
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This is a safe place, please
don't feel uncomfortable.
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As your life coach, it's
important that you share
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your deepest anxieties about your marriage.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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I just didn't expect it to be in a bar.
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Well, the sense of comfort
helps my clients to relax,
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plus, have you seen the price
of office space? Pfft, unreal.
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Sally, can I have another Sex on the Beach?
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Coming up.
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Life coach counseling is thirsty work.
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Okay, let's start with you, Carla.
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Fine, Graham won't stop
asking me questions like
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'What do you want me to make for dinner'
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or 'Do you like this gift I got you?',
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'Why won't you talk to me?'
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It's...
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enough already.
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Could I say something in my defense?
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Another question,
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you're still doing it!
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Please, speak, Graham, while
I will be active listening,
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which means I'll be making this face...
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Carla and I only have one problem...
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We're back.
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Happy Hole Day, everyone.
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People up front may be
able to see up my skirt.
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There's nothing I can
do about that, nothing.
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Skirt light, please!
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This one's for you, Mom.
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One, two, three, four!
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You were saying?
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Just, I feel like Carla isn't
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as committed to the marriage as I am.
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What?
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She doesn't pay attention to my body.
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Pay attention to what?
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My body.
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What part of your body?
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You know, like my private...
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parts.
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She refuses to touch my penis!
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We don't take requests.
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This next song is dedicated
to my grade nine math teacher.
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A horrible pervert,
seated right over there.
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Hi, Mr. Jarvis.
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One and a two and a three...
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♪ Alright, don't touch me ♪
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You know what? This isn't working for me.
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Carla, I'll be waiting for you in the car.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry my life coach counseling
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couldn't fix your marriage.
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Don't be too hard on
yourself, he left, didn't he?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Ahh, finished!
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A beautiful drawing for a beautiful man.
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Good job, lad, well done!
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It looks just like you!
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Carrie, it's your turn.
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There's no better way
to commemorate Hole Day
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and something to show your
friends at the police station.
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Okay.
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Okie doke, a beautiful drawing
for a bona fide gremlin.
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Sorry, what?
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Shh, let the artist create.
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But-But did he just call me a gremlin?
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Ah, good fellow, you've
out done yourself, yes.
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He's used his crafty marker
to capture your essence.
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- I draws 'em like I sees 'em.
- Mmm.
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I don't look like that!
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I don't...
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I don't have fangs!
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I don't have weird cat eyes!
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I don't look like that!
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Carrie, what's the problem? He's
captured your 'je ne sais quoi'.
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I...
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am not...
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a gremlin!
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The gremlin's on a rampage!
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Hide the children before
she feasts on their bones!
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Hey, gremlin, stop there!
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One coffee, one tea
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for the surprisingly
good looking gentleman.
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Why do I always drink coffee?
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Is it because my parents drink coffee?
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It's time I started making my own choices,
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I'll have the tea.
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Well, speaking of choice,
I choose you Juniper.
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- You're so beautiful...
- Ugh, Juniper.
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My mom chose that.
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Well, that name is engraved on my heart,
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and not just figuratively.
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Let me show you something.
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So I want a new name.
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- Terpsichore.
- ♪ Terpsichore ♪
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- Terpsichore?
- Terpsichore, it's Greek.
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She's the muse of dance, which is perfect
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because I love to dance.
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Why are you taking your shirt off?
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I'm not.
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Tattoo removal is a
fairly simple process,
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we remove a strip of skin
from your legs or your buttocks
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and we graft it on replacing your tattoo.
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That sounds painful.
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No.
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I'm sorry, I'm just remembering a joke...
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Yes, it is very painful.
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Yeah.
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Hi, Terpsichore, I wanted
to show you something.
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Foona-Poona-Rapandoola.
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That is my new name.
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- ♪ Foona-Poona-Rapandoola ♪
- Oh, that's your new name?
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Uh, where did you come up with that?
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Right here, it's
completely my own choice...
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Poona-Poona-Rapandoola.
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Did you say that different the second time?
267
00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:49,630
Poona-Poona-Rapandoola.
268
00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:50,381
Okay.
269
00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:52,803
- ♪ Poona-Poona-Rapandoola ♪
- I gotta go, so...
270
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,444
Hey,
Foona-Poona-Rapandoola,
271
00:14:01,512 --> 00:14:04,481
I have something to show you here, so...
272
00:14:04,548 --> 00:14:06,438
Actually, I've gone back to Juniper.
273
00:14:06,473 --> 00:14:07,608
♪ Juniper ♪
274
00:14:07,643 --> 00:14:09,552
Foona-Poona-Rapandoola
is stupid.
275
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,490
Yeah...
276
00:14:10,525 --> 00:14:12,278
It's a drag to change my driver's license.
277
00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:14,124
Oh, yeah, I bet it is.
278
00:14:14,191 --> 00:14:17,293
So we're, um, back to Juniper then.
279
00:14:17,361 --> 00:14:18,128
Mm-hmm.
280
00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:18,995
Cool.
281
00:14:21,576 --> 00:14:25,053
Great!
282
00:14:29,239 --> 00:14:32,719
Juniper, I have something to show you?
283
00:14:32,781 --> 00:14:35,360
And I've got something to show you.
284
00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:37,238
My new boyfriend, Guy.
285
00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:38,180
♪ Guy ♪
286
00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:39,348
Oh, your new...
287
00:14:40,149 --> 00:14:42,450
Okay, that definitely explains the kissing.
288
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,777
Yeah, he is my new choice.
289
00:14:44,812 --> 00:14:47,927
Choosing choices feels good.
290
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,591
- You should try it.
- Oh, should I?
291
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,232
That sounds amazing for you.
292
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,617
Anyone else here named Juniper?!
293
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,075
Anybody?!
294
00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:59,597
If your name's Juniper, I've
already committed to you!
295
00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:01,317
Anyone?!
296
00:15:01,848 --> 00:15:03,760
This is my butt skin!
297
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:18,351
Well, it's certainly been a lovely day,
298
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,887
but I guess this is where we say goodbye.
299
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,256
Bye, shopping cart.
300
00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:27,227
Shopping cart, what do you want?
301
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,429
Oh, shopping cart.
302
00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:37,487
Don't worry, shopping cart,
303
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,632
it happens to every guy now and then.
304
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,168
You'll feel better later.
305
00:15:41,236 --> 00:15:43,670
You know, I know this is kind of soon,
306
00:15:43,729 --> 00:15:46,505
but I think that my mother
would really like you.
307
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:49,809
She uses a two-wheel
shopping buggy, but still...
308
00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:52,545
Oh, my God.
309
00:15:52,613 --> 00:15:53,914
What am I doing?
310
00:15:53,982 --> 00:15:55,893
Dating a shopping cart?
311
00:15:55,928 --> 00:15:58,886
This is some low rock
bottom crap, Calliope.
312
00:16:04,325 --> 00:16:06,853
It's not you, it's me!
313
00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:27,980
The gremlin's gotta be
around here somewhere!
314
00:16:28,048 --> 00:16:30,181
Aaaah!
315
00:16:32,294 --> 00:16:33,928
Having a bad day, rookie?
316
00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:36,455
Partner, it's been like a nightmare.
317
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:38,724
Everybody says I'm a
gremlin, but look at me,
318
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,125
I'm not a gremlin!
319
00:16:40,192 --> 00:16:43,829
- Shh, shh.
- Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
320
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:45,422
You seen the gremlin?
321
00:16:45,457 --> 00:16:47,331
I think maybe she went down that way.
322
00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:49,600
Ah, we'll get that monster now!
323
00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:53,070
Aaaaaahhhh!
324
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:55,872
I'm not a monster.
325
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,985
Come here, it'll be fine.
326
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,121
How can it be fine, everybody's chasing me
327
00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:03,293
and they say I'm a gremlin.
328
00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:07,684
You had a bad day is all, kid,
it'll be different tomorrow.
329
00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:08,819
It will?
330
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:14,624
Sure, yeah, we'll be out
there, catching bad guys,
331
00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:16,125
rolling up our rims...
332
00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:18,789
bet you win a free bagel.
333
00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:20,322
You really think so?
334
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,832
Sure, kid, sure.
335
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,685
Aaaaaahhhh!
336
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,842
You found the gremlin?
337
00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:34,477
Yeah, I found the gremlin.
338
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,084
I hate it when a good cop goes gremlin.
339
00:17:46,055 --> 00:17:48,490
Hey, everybody, Hole
Day is about to begin!
340
00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:50,192
Hey!
341
00:17:50,259 --> 00:17:52,027
Better get ready to catch!
342
00:17:56,232 --> 00:17:58,000
This doesn't look like High Park.
343
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:58,999
High Park?
344
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,602
You got off the streetcar too soon.
345
00:18:00,669 --> 00:18:02,291
Head west, you'll know you left Sunnyside
346
00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:04,772
when no houses use
confederate flags as curtains.
347
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:05,939
What's Hole Day?
348
00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:07,774
I believe I can field that one.
349
00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:09,243
Is that a talking hole?
350
00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:12,900
Once a year, every item that was
accidentally dropped in the hole
351
00:18:12,935 --> 00:18:16,149
over the past 12
months, is returned.
352
00:18:16,184 --> 00:18:16,944
Returned?
353
00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:18,673
How exactly does that...
354
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:21,896
Out of the way, it's starting!
355
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:25,191
Remember, finders keepers!
356
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:29,546
- It's a wallet!
- Wallet!
357
00:18:31,098 --> 00:18:32,258
Aaaah!
358
00:18:32,339 --> 00:18:34,140
I am...
359
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,514
Lena Fong.
360
00:18:41,942 --> 00:18:43,309
My baseball glove!
361
00:18:44,077 --> 00:18:45,916
My baseball glove.
362
00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:47,288
My baseball glove.
363
00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:49,015
You baby!
364
00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:54,186
A kitty cat!
365
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,721
Oh, my evil minion.
366
00:18:57,624 --> 00:18:59,992
My beautiful face!
367
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,703
- Indentured servant!
- Aaaaah!
368
00:19:09,556 --> 00:19:14,906
I want him, I want him!
369
00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,109
I got an arm, I got an arm!
370
00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:22,593
How long does this go on for?
371
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,475
I've barely started.
372
00:19:25,255 --> 00:19:27,417
Hey, what's that?
373
00:19:28,647 --> 00:19:33,457
Dream on, shopping cart,
it's not gonna happen.
374
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:47,672
Hi, I'm Bernadette, assistant
to the mayor of Sunnyside,
375
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:48,978
Mayor Fred.
376
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,399
How can Sunnyside have a
mayor, it's a neighbourhood.
377
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:53,540
Yes, it's a completely illegitimate title,
378
00:19:53,575 --> 00:19:55,236
but it's one that we at the mayor's office
379
00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:57,351
take very seriously.
380
00:19:57,386 --> 00:19:59,602
- What can I do for you?
- Hole Day photo op.
381
00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:03,354
We need video to show that the
mayor is a man of the people.
382
00:20:03,389 --> 00:20:05,220
Can he work your counter
for a little while?
383
00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:08,248
And I get to go on break, sure.
384
00:20:10,017 --> 00:20:11,685
What is this place?
385
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,888
Got like a Scooby Doo vibe.
386
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:16,569
It's the alternate reality
store: customer pays,
387
00:20:16,604 --> 00:20:17,989
they put their hand on the globe...
388
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:22,116
...and that's it, if you
need me I'll be in the back.
389
00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:23,593
Happy Hole Day.
390
00:20:23,628 --> 00:20:26,520
Was hoping I could sling some
grilled cheese sandwiches.
391
00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:28,934
Real good at making grilled cheese's.
392
00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:33,250
I need a new reality ASAP.
393
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:34,842
Rodney, we rolling?
394
00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:35,418
Yep.
395
00:20:35,453 --> 00:20:37,824
Hi, Mayor Fred, man of the people.
396
00:20:37,859 --> 00:20:39,097
How can I help?
397
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:42,576
I just hit a man with a
cat on his face in my car.
398
00:20:42,611 --> 00:20:44,721
Oooh, been there.
399
00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:46,552
Bet you want a grilled cheese sandwich.
400
00:20:46,587 --> 00:20:47,320
A what?
401
00:20:47,355 --> 00:20:50,905
No, I want a reality where
I just didn't kill someone
402
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:51,889
and their pet.
403
00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:55,093
Please, I feel so guilty about this.
404
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,835
You know, when I feel guilty,
405
00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:59,084
I make myself a grilled cheese sandwich.
406
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:00,986
Makes me feel like a kid again.
407
00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:03,832
Who could be mad at a kid
eating a grilled cheese?
408
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,770
It's the coziest sandwich!
409
00:21:05,838 --> 00:21:08,991
You know, it sounds crazy, but sometimes
410
00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,941
I wish I was a grilled cheese.
411
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,967
Thanks for stopping by.
412
00:21:18,117 --> 00:21:19,869
We done here Bernadette?
413
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:20,834
We done?
414
00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:22,048
I think we got it.
415
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,488
Mmm, I smell something good.
416
00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:26,423
Oh, it's me!
417
00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:29,676
What the hell is that?!
418
00:21:32,196 --> 00:21:34,164
Ahhh!
419
00:21:38,822 --> 00:21:48,822
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