1 00:00:24,812 --> 00:00:27,117 Hi. Thank you so much for coming. 2 00:00:27,142 --> 00:00:28,625 Hi. You said there was a... an emergency? What? 3 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:30,171 Yeah, yeah, I'm so... Something is wrong 4 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,195 with my garbage disposal 5 00:00:31,345 --> 00:00:32,845 is completely clogged. 6 00:00:32,883 --> 00:00:33,921 I don't know what happened. 7 00:00:33,961 --> 00:00:36,226 And I know that, you know, you're a real fixer 8 00:00:36,251 --> 00:00:38,652 from summer camp, wood shop, making all those lanyards, 9 00:00:38,677 --> 00:00:39,709 so I figured you could help me. 10 00:00:39,734 --> 00:00:41,034 And I know that you're wondering, like, 11 00:00:41,169 --> 00:00:42,368 why haven't I called a service. 12 00:00:42,370 --> 00:00:44,703 Well, one time, I called a service in New York, 13 00:00:44,705 --> 00:00:46,179 and the handyman stole my grandmother's necklace 14 00:00:46,217 --> 00:00:48,651 - from Krakow, so I thought never again. - Wow. 15 00:00:48,676 --> 00:00:51,744 - Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! - Oh. 16 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:54,195 Hi, White Josh. You brought White Josh. How nice. 17 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,507 Very cool apartment. How long you been here? 18 00:00:57,242 --> 00:01:00,486 ♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪ 19 00:01:00,488 --> 00:01:02,388 ♪ Making dough but it made me blue ♪ 20 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:04,056 ♪ One day I was crying a lot ♪ 21 00:01:04,058 --> 00:01:05,124 ♪ And so I decided to move ♪ 22 00:01:05,126 --> 00:01:06,826 ♪ To West Covina, California ♪ 23 00:01:06,828 --> 00:01:08,060 ♪ Brand new pals and new career ♪ 24 00:01:08,062 --> 00:01:10,054 ♪ It happens to be where Josh lives ♪ 25 00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:12,479 ♪ But that's not why I'm here ♪ 26 00:01:12,504 --> 00:01:14,704 - ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - ♪ What? No, I'm not. ♪ 27 00:01:14,729 --> 00:01:16,596 ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ 28 00:01:16,621 --> 00:01:17,653 That's a sexist term. 29 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,211 ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ 30 00:01:19,236 --> 00:01:20,335 Can you guys stop singing for just a second? 31 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,961 ♪ She's so broken inside ♪ 32 00:01:22,986 --> 00:01:24,452 The situation's a lot more nuanced than that. 33 00:01:24,612 --> 00:01:26,234 ♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪ 34 00:01:26,259 --> 00:01:27,591 Okay! We get it! 35 00:01:27,616 --> 00:01:29,054 ♪ Crazy ex-girlfriend. ♪ 36 00:01:29,078 --> 00:01:30,865 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 37 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:33,419 So, uh... so you got a clog, huh? 38 00:01:33,421 --> 00:01:34,773 Sure it's not an obstruction, 39 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,332 backup? Could be a stoppage. 40 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,624 I... I have no idea. 41 00:01:38,626 --> 00:01:41,360 Let me take a look. 42 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:44,242 Whoa. There's like a crapload of chicken in here. 43 00:01:44,632 --> 00:01:46,165 It's almost like you tried to break it. 44 00:01:46,167 --> 00:01:49,034 Okay, um, so, while White Josh 45 00:01:49,036 --> 00:01:51,937 is fixing the garbage disposal, why don't you and I catch up? 46 00:01:51,939 --> 00:01:53,105 So, how have you been? 47 00:01:53,107 --> 00:01:54,507 Sorry about Whi-Jo. 48 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:56,742 You know, Valencia is still not super psyched 49 00:01:56,744 --> 00:01:59,011 about you and I hanging out alone together, 50 00:01:59,013 --> 00:02:01,380 so, in case she finds out I was here, 51 00:02:01,453 --> 00:02:03,335 I can say White Josh was here, too. 52 00:02:03,818 --> 00:02:07,453 Valencia... when she gets mad, she, like... ugh... hulks out. 53 00:02:07,455 --> 00:02:09,121 But what's she mad about? Like, I don't... 54 00:02:09,123 --> 00:02:10,923 I don't really understand what she's mad about. 55 00:02:10,925 --> 00:02:12,524 Ugh! Are you crazy?! 56 00:02:12,526 --> 00:02:14,159 Why does everyone want to have sex with me? 57 00:02:14,161 --> 00:02:17,129 It's a circle of love, because I love you, you love Josh, 58 00:02:17,131 --> 00:02:19,164 and Josh and I used to love each other. 59 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:20,366 Oh, that. 60 00:02:20,368 --> 00:02:21,934 Yeah. Oh, she's still angry about that? 61 00:02:21,936 --> 00:02:23,168 Oh, my God! 62 00:02:23,170 --> 00:02:25,104 It's like, shake it off, girlfriend. 63 00:02:25,106 --> 00:02:26,739 That was ages ago! 64 00:02:26,741 --> 00:02:28,407 It was six days ago. 65 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:30,542 Well, yeah, I mean, I just need a buffer, you know. 66 00:02:30,544 --> 00:02:31,744 Yeah. Especially since Valencia's... 67 00:02:31,746 --> 00:02:33,679 She's out of town at some yoga retreat. 68 00:02:33,681 --> 00:02:35,180 Oh, she's out of town? 69 00:02:35,182 --> 00:02:37,182 You know, it's so funny that she's so angry 70 00:02:37,184 --> 00:02:38,751 because I've tried to tell her repeatedly 71 00:02:38,753 --> 00:02:40,152 that you and I are just friends 72 00:02:40,154 --> 00:02:41,921 and that I'm really on the hunt 73 00:02:41,923 --> 00:02:43,789 for, like, cute, single guys, you know. 74 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:46,546 It's so hot in here. Aah! 75 00:02:46,571 --> 00:02:49,929 Hey, buddy, if you're gonna sweat, can you put down a towel? 76 00:02:49,931 --> 00:02:51,830 Oh, sorry. I'm actually... I'm done, anyway. 77 00:02:51,832 --> 00:02:53,098 Disposal's fixed. 78 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,833 Oh, great. Then we should jet. 79 00:02:54,835 --> 00:02:56,335 Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait! 80 00:02:56,337 --> 00:02:58,737 Why-why don't we... why don't we watch a movie, and-and... 81 00:02:58,739 --> 00:03:00,572 and Buffer can play with my phone? Hmm? 82 00:03:00,574 --> 00:03:02,675 - Here you go, bud. - Ah. 83 00:03:02,677 --> 00:03:04,610 You got a step counter on here? 84 00:03:04,612 --> 00:03:07,382 Whoa! It is very low. I'm gonna catch you up. 85 00:03:07,407 --> 00:03:09,581 Uh, no, we got to go. 86 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:11,734 Anyway, don't you have, like, work or something? 87 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:14,653 Um, actually, today is Weekend Tuesday. 88 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:17,089 Yeah, it's like, uh, Casual Friday, but 89 00:03:17,091 --> 00:03:19,320 even more chill and on a Tuesday. 90 00:03:19,345 --> 00:03:20,742 And, um, we make it up 91 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,494 by working Saturdays once a quarter. 92 00:03:22,496 --> 00:03:23,570 That sounds confusing. 93 00:03:23,595 --> 00:03:24,861 I don't disagree. 94 00:03:24,886 --> 00:03:26,819 Uh, yeah, come on, dude, we got to go. 95 00:03:26,844 --> 00:03:28,242 Um, it was great to see you, Becks. 96 00:03:28,267 --> 00:03:29,600 You know, glad we could help. 97 00:03:29,971 --> 00:03:31,303 Just a little advice. 98 00:03:31,305 --> 00:03:32,871 Uh, no chicken in the disposal ever. 99 00:03:32,873 --> 00:03:35,307 Also, no fish bones, also, uh, no seeds. 100 00:03:35,309 --> 00:03:37,109 Also, lemons seem bad, but they're actually good. 101 00:03:37,111 --> 00:03:38,023 Cool. 102 00:03:38,048 --> 00:03:39,999 = Thanks for the tips. Thanks for the help. - Uh-huh. Sure. 103 00:03:40,024 --> 00:03:41,924 Uh, put on a shirt 'cause no one wants to see that. 104 00:03:41,949 --> 00:03:43,615 - I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's totally fine. 105 00:03:43,617 --> 00:03:44,875 Yeah, no. No problem. 106 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:45,799 Sorry. See you, Becks. 107 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:48,674 All right. 108 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,624 Oh, God. 109 00:04:04,617 --> 00:04:05,504 Darryl Whitefeather. 110 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,473 Hi, Darryl. It's Rebecca. 111 00:04:07,475 --> 00:04:09,617 Listen, I don't know if I'm gonna make it in to work today. 112 00:04:09,642 --> 00:04:10,774 Oh, why? 113 00:04:10,799 --> 00:04:13,389 I'm just not... I'm not feeling well. 114 00:04:13,414 --> 00:04:15,398 Oh, really? What-what is it? 115 00:04:16,502 --> 00:04:20,571 Um... my ovaries are eking out 116 00:04:20,596 --> 00:04:23,975 into my fallopian tubes, and they're wrapped around... 117 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,868 You know what? We'll see you when you're feeling better. 118 00:04:25,893 --> 00:04:27,893 Yeah. Okay, thanks. 119 00:04:27,895 --> 00:04:29,500 Wow. Men are stupid. 120 00:04:32,643 --> 00:04:33,842 Come in. 121 00:04:35,269 --> 00:04:37,369 Darryl said your uterus exploded. 122 00:04:37,371 --> 00:04:39,656 You know, if that's true, should 123 00:04:39,681 --> 00:04:41,450 probably go to the hospital or something. 124 00:04:42,445 --> 00:04:45,511 I know what this is. This is Chan-itus. 125 00:04:45,513 --> 00:04:48,480 Again, I just moved here for a change. I didn't 126 00:04:48,482 --> 00:04:49,882 - move here for Josh. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 127 00:04:49,884 --> 00:04:52,084 - Yeah, yeah. I got it... - West Covina. Pretzel... 128 00:04:52,086 --> 00:04:53,585 - Got it. - Okay. 129 00:04:53,587 --> 00:04:55,654 Fine. You know, I'll admit it. 130 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:57,990 I want to be his friend. 131 00:04:57,992 --> 00:05:00,392 Okay? Sue me. But now his 132 00:05:00,394 --> 00:05:02,661 stupid, dum-dum-face girlfriend 133 00:05:03,195 --> 00:05:05,597 has officially barred him from being alone with me. 134 00:05:05,599 --> 00:05:07,232 Yeah, I saw that coming. 135 00:05:08,135 --> 00:05:09,906 I don't know what to do. 136 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:12,598 Well, that's okay, 'cause I do. 137 00:05:12,623 --> 00:05:13,855 Huh? Oh, come on. 138 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,580 It's a classic dilemma. 139 00:05:15,605 --> 00:05:17,538 How do you see your crush... 140 00:05:17,563 --> 00:05:20,079 I mean, friend... without pissing off his girlfriend, 141 00:05:20,081 --> 00:05:24,483 and look fabu in a super-tight low-cut dress in the process? 142 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:26,685 There's a solution, a loophole. 143 00:05:26,687 --> 00:05:29,195 It is in every teen movie ever made. 144 00:05:30,179 --> 00:05:31,471 It's a car wash? 145 00:05:31,496 --> 00:05:32,962 Throw a big party! 146 00:05:34,531 --> 00:05:35,752 - No. - What? 147 00:05:35,777 --> 00:05:37,468 Yes, throw a big party. 148 00:05:37,493 --> 00:05:38,726 That way, when Josh comes, 149 00:05:38,751 --> 00:05:40,317 you're not technically alone with him, 150 00:05:40,342 --> 00:05:42,578 - and then he can't get in trouble! - Okay, I see your logic... 151 00:05:42,674 --> 00:05:45,265 Very sound logic, um, but I don't do that. 152 00:05:45,406 --> 00:05:47,773 I don't throw parties. It's not a thing I do. 153 00:05:47,798 --> 00:05:50,507 - I go to parties. - Okay. Why? 154 00:05:50,578 --> 00:05:52,644 Oh, God, um... 155 00:05:53,148 --> 00:05:55,460 it's, like, a super long story. 156 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:58,117 Okay, um, ooh... 157 00:05:58,119 --> 00:06:00,304 - So, when I was 12... - Okay. 158 00:06:00,329 --> 00:06:01,695 No, no. I don't have time for this. 159 00:06:01,922 --> 00:06:04,359 What happened? The tissues fell out of your training bra? 160 00:06:04,384 --> 00:06:07,052 You period-ed on a white couch? We've all been there. 161 00:06:07,495 --> 00:06:11,296 I period-ed on an ultra suede settee in 1987 162 00:06:11,298 --> 00:06:13,398 at Roberta Janatelli's condo, and 163 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,648 I got to tell you, it was still a great party. 164 00:06:16,686 --> 00:06:18,819 I wrapped a sweater around my waist, 165 00:06:18,844 --> 00:06:21,945 then hooked up with Bobby Henderson anyway. 166 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:23,837 And started the whole, um, 167 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,762 sweater-around-the-waist trend while I was at it. 168 00:06:25,813 --> 00:06:26,992 So, you're welcome. 169 00:06:27,025 --> 00:06:29,292 Paula, you don't understand what I am saying. 170 00:06:29,317 --> 00:06:31,451 I need you to listen to me, okay? 171 00:06:31,519 --> 00:06:35,382 This was the worst party of all time. 172 00:06:35,756 --> 00:06:39,124 So, I invited everyone in my grade to come over to my house 173 00:06:39,126 --> 00:06:40,993 and watch the pay-per-view concert of my favorite 174 00:06:40,995 --> 00:06:42,461 boy band, Room Temperature. 175 00:06:42,463 --> 00:06:43,996 So, I threw this party, 176 00:06:43,998 --> 00:06:46,101 and this is how many people showed up. 177 00:06:48,202 --> 00:06:49,868 Concert starts in ten minutes! 178 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,257 Who's psyched?! 179 00:06:52,617 --> 00:06:53,672 Well, 180 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,908 that was a tepid response. 181 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:57,609 Get it? 182 00:06:57,781 --> 00:06:59,478 It's a temperature joke. 183 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,979 And then it happened. 184 00:07:00,981 --> 00:07:03,448 Keep your voice down. She's having a party. 185 00:07:03,450 --> 00:07:05,515 You call that a party? That's her and her three loser friends. 186 00:07:05,579 --> 00:07:06,906 You couldn't even throw her a decent party! 187 00:07:06,931 --> 00:07:08,530 Well, then why don't you call your whore 188 00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:09,922 and ask her what she would do?! 189 00:07:10,421 --> 00:07:14,226 Um, they're just rehearsing a play called 190 00:07:14,228 --> 00:07:15,585 The Worst Parents Ever. 191 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:18,611 It's going up at the Westchester Community Playhouse. 192 00:07:18,636 --> 00:07:19,734 That's it. I've had it. 193 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:21,844 Hey, I'll get you tickets. Who wants tickets? 194 00:07:21,869 --> 00:07:23,101 If you walk out that door, 195 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:24,336 I don't ever want to see you again! 196 00:07:24,338 --> 00:07:25,470 - Is that a promise? - Yes! 197 00:07:25,472 --> 00:07:26,872 - Can I get that in writing?! - Yes! 198 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,093 Good luck, kiddo. 199 00:07:42,507 --> 00:07:43,685 I got to get out of here. 200 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:45,457 Don't you dare. 201 00:07:45,482 --> 00:07:48,083 Don't you dare. 202 00:07:50,927 --> 00:07:52,085 Don't you dare! 203 00:07:58,554 --> 00:08:00,620 Don't tell anybody 204 00:08:00,645 --> 00:08:03,695 at school about this, okay? 205 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:07,623 Oh, my God. 206 00:08:08,218 --> 00:08:10,656 It's the root of all my party fears. 207 00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:13,719 Actually, it's the root of all my fears, period. 208 00:08:14,054 --> 00:08:17,756 Babe, you don't think that I get being afraid? 209 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:21,193 I wake up every morning in cold sweats 210 00:08:21,195 --> 00:08:23,562 worried that I'm wasting my entire life 211 00:08:23,564 --> 00:08:26,171 with a man who spends all his time with a barbershop quartet 212 00:08:26,196 --> 00:08:28,304 called The West Brovinas. 213 00:08:28,329 --> 00:08:30,218 - No, you never told me the name. - Yes. 214 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,081 And my children... I mean, their only hope is 215 00:08:32,106 --> 00:08:34,350 that they get into a really good gang. 216 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:37,242 I mean, honey, I am scared every day of my life. 217 00:08:37,244 --> 00:08:39,687 But you can be brave. I know you can. 218 00:08:39,712 --> 00:08:43,617 All you got to do is stand up to your fears, do you understand? 219 00:08:43,717 --> 00:08:45,812 I understand you in theory. 220 00:08:45,837 --> 00:08:48,520 Listen to me. His GF is out of town. 221 00:08:48,522 --> 00:08:50,322 The moment is now! 222 00:08:50,324 --> 00:08:52,557 Or is it, like, some time other than now? 223 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:54,625 - Like... - Shh... ! 224 00:08:58,252 --> 00:09:01,020 ♪ I used to be afraid ♪ 225 00:09:01,201 --> 00:09:04,335 ♪ Of so much in this world ♪ 226 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,306 ♪ I'd tiptoe through each day ♪ 227 00:09:07,308 --> 00:09:11,310 ♪ Like some frightened little girl ♪ 228 00:09:11,312 --> 00:09:13,512 ♪ Then one day I realized ♪ 229 00:09:13,514 --> 00:09:17,916 ♪ I can't just run and hide from life ♪ 230 00:09:17,918 --> 00:09:21,218 ♪ Now if someone pulls a gun on me ♪ 231 00:09:21,243 --> 00:09:24,060 ♪ I pull out my knife! ♪ 232 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,891 I don't follow. 233 00:09:25,893 --> 00:09:28,393 Sit on my lap like I'm Santa and listen to me. 234 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:32,164 ♪ Face your fears ♪ 235 00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:34,933 ♪ Stare them down ♪ 236 00:09:34,935 --> 00:09:37,769 ♪ Don't be scared ♪ 237 00:09:37,771 --> 00:09:41,406 ♪ Stand your ground ♪ 238 00:09:41,408 --> 00:09:47,398 ♪ 'Cause nothing is as scary as it appears ♪ 239 00:09:47,614 --> 00:09:51,083 ♪ All you gotta do is face your fears ♪ 240 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,752 Okay, I think I'm starting to get it... what you're talk... 241 00:09:53,754 --> 00:09:56,388 ♪ If a bear runs at you in the woods ♪ 242 00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:57,889 ♪ Don't run away ♪ 243 00:09:57,891 --> 00:10:00,459 - Yeah, I'm back here. Sing to me. - ♪ Look it deep in the eyes ♪ 244 00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:02,294 ♪ Put your hand on its chest and say ♪ 245 00:10:02,296 --> 00:10:04,196 ♪ “Bear, I'm not afraid” ♪ 246 00:10:04,198 --> 00:10:05,330 Well, that's just dangerous. 247 00:10:05,332 --> 00:10:07,899 ♪ If you're in a burning building ♪ 248 00:10:07,901 --> 00:10:11,503 ♪ And smoke is everywhere ♪ 249 00:10:11,505 --> 00:10:13,705 ♪ Keep calm, take a deep breath ♪ 250 00:10:13,707 --> 00:10:16,208 ♪ And stay right there! ♪ 251 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:18,310 - That's not how smoke or fire works. - Shh. 252 00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:21,773 ♪ Face your fears ♪ 253 00:10:21,798 --> 00:10:23,865 ♪ Run with scissors ♪ 254 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:24,755 Whoa. 255 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:27,492 ♪ 'Cause you can fly ♪ 256 00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:30,184 ♪ Yes, you can fly ♪ 257 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:32,009 ♪ Fly out of a window ♪ 258 00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:33,769 Who are you singing to? 259 00:10:33,794 --> 00:10:35,827 ♪ Fly off a building ♪ 260 00:10:35,829 --> 00:10:39,331 ♪ Just believe in yourself ♪ 261 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,433 ♪ Face your fears ♪ 262 00:10:41,435 --> 00:10:43,201 Okay, I have so many problems... 263 00:10:43,203 --> 00:10:46,705 ♪ 'Cause the children are the future ♪ 264 00:10:47,741 --> 00:10:50,609 ♪ Ah... ♪ 265 00:10:50,611 --> 00:10:53,612 - ♪ Face your fears ♪ - ♪ Face your fears ♪ 266 00:10:53,614 --> 00:10:54,446 Oh, my God. 267 00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:55,580 ♪ Follow your dreams ♪ 268 00:10:55,582 --> 00:10:57,282 ♪ Follow your dreams ♪ 269 00:10:57,284 --> 00:10:58,550 ♪ Stare at the sun ♪ 270 00:10:58,552 --> 00:10:59,985 ♪ Stare at the sun ♪ 271 00:10:59,987 --> 00:11:01,353 ♪ Play in the street ♪ 272 00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:03,088 - ♪ A busy street ♪ - ♪ If you're ♪ 273 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,489 ♪ Scared of bees ♪ 274 00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:06,091 ♪ If you're scared of bees ♪ 275 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:08,837 - ♪ Get stung ♪ - ♪ Don't have an EpiPen ready ♪ 276 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:11,296 - ♪ Reach for the stars ♪ - ♪ Literally touch a star ♪ 277 00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:14,533 - ♪ Face your fears ♪ - ♪ Stars aren't that hot ♪ 278 00:11:14,535 --> 00:11:17,269 - ♪ Face your fears ♪ - ♪ Face your fears ♪ 279 00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:19,037 ♪ Join the Marines ♪ 280 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:20,439 - ♪ Join the Marines ♪ - ♪ Swim ♪ 281 00:11:20,441 --> 00:11:22,340 - ♪ Right after eating ♪ - ♪ Don't wait ♪ 282 00:11:22,342 --> 00:11:23,675 ♪ 30 minutes ♪ 283 00:11:23,677 --> 00:11:25,277 ♪ 'Cause you are amazing ♪ 284 00:11:25,279 --> 00:11:26,545 - ♪ So amazing ♪ - ♪ Wipe ♪ 285 00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:27,979 ♪ Back to front ♪ 286 00:11:27,981 --> 00:11:29,581 ♪ Don't wipe front to back ♪ 287 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:30,949 ♪ Drop out of school ♪ 288 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:34,419 ♪ School is stupid ♪ 289 00:11:34,421 --> 00:11:36,755 ♪ All you got to ♪ 290 00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:42,703 ♪ Do... ♪ 291 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:44,763 Is face my fears? 292 00:11:44,765 --> 00:11:46,546 ♪ Is face your... ♪ 293 00:11:47,257 --> 00:11:48,456 Fears, I-I got it. 294 00:11:48,669 --> 00:11:53,605 ♪ Fears... ♪ 295 00:11:53,607 --> 00:11:56,875 ♪ Ah... ♪ 296 00:11:56,877 --> 00:11:58,543 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 297 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:01,523 Okay. 298 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,192 Okay? 299 00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:06,453 Yeah. That was, like, really convincing. 300 00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:07,563 I mean, like, 301 00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:09,835 kind of disturbing but also convincing. 302 00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:11,122 Yeah, you're right, Paula. 303 00:12:11,124 --> 00:12:12,324 Now that I've run all this 304 00:12:12,326 --> 00:12:13,825 through the logic processor, like, 305 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:17,179 of course my dad isn't gonna walk out on me again. 306 00:12:17,229 --> 00:12:20,312 So... yes? 307 00:12:20,337 --> 00:12:20,890 Yes! 308 00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:22,514 Ooh, yes! Ah, good! 309 00:12:22,539 --> 00:12:24,573 Okay, pity party over. Let's throw a real party! 310 00:12:24,598 --> 00:12:27,299 - Aah! I'm horrified. - Game plan. Okay. 311 00:12:27,324 --> 00:12:29,304 - But let's do it! - Yeah. Yay! 312 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,944 Oh, you know what would be awesome? 313 00:12:34,969 --> 00:12:36,703 We need salt. 314 00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:41,248 Um, since it's Weekend Tuesday, um, 315 00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:43,639 can we just go home? 316 00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:46,065 See, it's Weekend Tuesday, 317 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,679 but it's not the real weekend. 318 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,235 Now, look, Bill, 319 00:12:49,237 --> 00:12:50,502 why don't you put on that sombrero 320 00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,507 and then head on back to work? 321 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,953 - Right. - Right? 322 00:12:56,953 --> 00:12:58,500 Weekend Tuesday. 323 00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:02,214 So, the first thing we need to do is choose a theme. 324 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,449 Don't worry about that. I have planned 325 00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:05,384 a million parties in my life. 326 00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:06,552 I will take care of that part. 327 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:07,920 You handle the invites. 328 00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:08,757 - Okay. - Okay? 329 00:13:08,782 --> 00:13:10,756 Ladies, are you working on the Castwick case? 330 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,891 - Because it's... - Weekend Tuesday, Darryl. 331 00:13:13,164 --> 00:13:13,993 Okay. 332 00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:14,793 Yeah. 333 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,328 No. Sorry. You're right. 334 00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:19,031 I may not have thought this day through. 335 00:13:24,156 --> 00:13:25,271 Hey, Brendan, 336 00:13:25,273 --> 00:13:27,867 have you seen that tablecloth with the roses on it? 337 00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:30,276 What? Haven't seen it. 338 00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:32,478 Hey, what have I said about the katana on the table? 339 00:13:33,921 --> 00:13:34,780 Or... 340 00:13:34,782 --> 00:13:37,650 you could just stare at me like a serial killer. 341 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,051 Scott? 342 00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:41,882 Scott! 343 00:13:44,632 --> 00:13:45,982 - Scott! - Huh? Huh? 344 00:13:46,007 --> 00:13:47,860 What? Sorry. We have the semifinals coming up 345 00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:49,061 against the Glendorables. 346 00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:50,863 They're the a-cappella group from Glendora. 347 00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:53,832 - They're the best in the state. - Okay, I'm looking 348 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,434 for that white tablecloth that we have, 349 00:13:55,436 --> 00:13:56,635 the one with the roses on it. 350 00:13:56,637 --> 00:13:58,037 - Yeah, I saw it. - Great! 351 00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:00,054 - Where is it? - I threw it out. 352 00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:02,367 Wait! You threw it out? That was from our wedding. 353 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:03,542 I gave it to Goodwill when you asked me 354 00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:04,777 to clean out the cabinet. 355 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,445 Okay, well, if I asked you 356 00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:07,713 to take out the recyclables, 357 00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:09,048 would you throw out our wedding album? 358 00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:11,383 'Cause it is partly made of paper. 359 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:12,785 I don't know what you're asking me. 360 00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,189 You know, the world doesn't revolve around barbershop. 361 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,725 Nothing revolves around barbershop! 362 00:14:20,218 --> 00:14:22,428 Not even a revolving barbershop pole 363 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:25,064 revolves around barbershop. 364 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:26,432 This damn teacher. Teacher's... 365 00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:29,301 Stupid... 366 00:14:29,726 --> 00:14:30,769 What's up, Tommy? 367 00:14:30,771 --> 00:14:33,305 I have a test tomorrow, and I don't know any of this stuff. 368 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,807 I'm stupid. 369 00:14:35,156 --> 00:14:36,975 You are not stupid. 370 00:14:37,218 --> 00:14:39,645 You are in the highest percentiles of kids with ADHD 371 00:14:39,906 --> 00:14:42,481 and OCD and SAD and a panic disorder 372 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,116 and restless leg syndrome... 373 00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:46,618 Mom, I'm gonna fail the test. 374 00:14:47,031 --> 00:14:49,221 You're not. I know you're not. 375 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,078 Look, just, you know, don't be afraid 376 00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:54,804 and-and face your fears. 377 00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:57,625 Run with scissors, you know? 378 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,164 What? 379 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,333 That's bad advice, Mom. 380 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,704 Hey! 381 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,312 It's a house warming, get it? 382 00:15:11,835 --> 00:15:14,146 Yeah. No, I get it. I get it. It's just, 383 00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:16,982 you know, it kind of looks like you're going 384 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,852 - to light your house on fire. - No. 385 00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:22,254 - No, I don't see that. Mm-mm. - Okay. 386 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,256 Whatever. You know what, it's gonna be fine. 387 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,500 Do you promise? 388 00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:29,194 Yes, I promise. 389 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,829 You got this. 390 00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:33,507 Okay? You are a smart, 391 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,234 confident woman 392 00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:38,117 who's in charge of her own destiny. 393 00:15:38,742 --> 00:15:40,220 That sounds like a tampon commercial. But you know... 394 00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:41,078 you know where I'm going with this, right? 395 00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:41,851 Yeah. Yeah. 396 00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,509 Okay, now, who you gonna pass these out to? 397 00:15:44,085 --> 00:15:46,178 Oh, come on, you know people. You know people 398 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:49,014 since you've been here. You go to that spinning class. 399 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,727 You have people in your apartment complex. 400 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,210 Yeah... No, no, you're right. 401 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:56,437 Now that I'm thinking about it, 402 00:15:56,462 --> 00:15:57,860 I definitely know a lot of people. 403 00:15:57,885 --> 00:15:58,684 Tons of people. 404 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,075 I'm psyched! 405 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:02,060 God, this time's gonna be totally different. 406 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,882 You're right. It's not like seventh grade at all. 407 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:11,603 ♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪ 408 00:16:11,605 --> 00:16:14,973 ♪ No one can say that I do not have friends ♪ 409 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,709 ♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪ 410 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,611 ♪ Friends, friends, friendly friends ♪ 411 00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:21,413 ♪ Time to meet my friends ♪ 412 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,681 I'm Patty! 413 00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:24,817 Luan. 414 00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:27,953 Jason and I'm super into Dance Dance Revolution! 415 00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:29,688 Girl with mustache! 416 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:31,490 Boy with port-wine stain! 417 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:34,359 Janitor who lives in an RV behind the school. 418 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,248 ♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪ 419 00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:37,967 Oh, yeah! 420 00:16:37,992 --> 00:16:40,833 ♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪ 421 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:44,236 ♪ Objectively, I can say that I have all the friends ♪ 422 00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:47,506 ♪ I have friends, I definitely have friends ♪ 423 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,241 ♪ Friends, friends, friendly friends ♪ 424 00:16:49,243 --> 00:16:50,642 ♪ Time to meet my friends ♪ 425 00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:52,077 I'm Paula! 426 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,046 Darryl! 427 00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:55,763 _ 428 00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:57,603 _ 429 00:16:57,604 --> 00:16:59,237 Lady who hit your car! 430 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,586 Friend of friend from law school? 431 00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:04,056 Grocery clerk with half an eyelid! 432 00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:06,692 ♪ We have friends, we definitely have friends ♪ 433 00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:10,262 ♪ No one can say that we do not have friends ♪ 434 00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:13,765 ♪ We have friends, we definitely have friends ♪ 435 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,334 ♪ Friends, friends, friendly friends ♪ 436 00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,269 ♪ We have all the friends ♪ Cool! 437 00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:22,187 It went great. I think lots of cool people are gonna come. 438 00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:24,576 Yeah. Everybody loved my flyer. 439 00:17:24,578 --> 00:17:26,078 Oh, and, B-T-dubs, 440 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,813 nobody thought it looked like a house burning down, 441 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:30,749 - so, you know... - Nice. I knew you could do it, girl. 442 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,552 Now you just got to get Josh and his friends. 443 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,372 On it, doin' it, crushin' it, bye. 444 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,460 Hey, Chris, you seen Chan? 445 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,328 S-Sorry, what was that? 446 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,531 Have you seen Josh Chan? 447 00:17:45,755 --> 00:17:48,185 Nah, but you're lookin' sweet. 448 00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:50,911 Thank you, young man. 449 00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:54,456 I'm lookin' sweet. 450 00:17:59,575 --> 00:18:00,812 Hi, Greg. 451 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,948 Put those things away. You're gonna poke a kid's eye out. 452 00:18:03,224 --> 00:18:05,317 You're funny. 453 00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:08,747 You're funny in that way that I'm sure other people like. 454 00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:11,317 Wow. Charming on you looks really great. 455 00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:13,959 Okay, let's start over. Look, I know that you're probably 456 00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:17,029 a little, like, miffed at me from the way things went down 457 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:18,411 at Spiders the other night. 458 00:18:18,436 --> 00:18:20,933 Um, as I remember it, you weren't too thrilled with me either. 459 00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:23,635 I was gonna apologize for that, and then I forgot. 460 00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,003 But I'm sorry. 461 00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:27,105 So let's just move on. I'm here 462 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,809 to invite you to the biggest event of the season. 463 00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:32,644 A party. 464 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,613 Wow. A flyer. 465 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:36,648 Is it also, like, a church bake sale, too? 466 00:18:37,419 --> 00:18:39,885 It's gonna be so fun. And I actually... 467 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,520 I really would like you to come. 468 00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:43,455 Let's review. We've been out twice. 469 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,725 The first time, we kissed and then you started crying. 470 00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:49,261 The second time, you kissed a girl, she didn't like it, 471 00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:52,331 and she left crying. We don't have a good track record here. 472 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,666 Dude, like, that actually really hurts my feelings, 473 00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,502 because I consider you to be one of my best friends here. 474 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,237 - What? - Yeah, I do. 475 00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:02,738 True, we've had some “altercations,” 476 00:19:02,763 --> 00:19:03,675 if that's what you call them, 477 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:05,444 yeah, but that's the hallmark 478 00:19:05,446 --> 00:19:07,052 of, like, a strong friendship, you know? 479 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:10,626 Saying the worst possible things to each other 480 00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:13,485 and then going to a party. 481 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,720 Wow. It is so tempting. 482 00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,755 It is so tempt... No. 483 00:19:17,138 --> 00:19:20,511 Okay. Wow. Okay. 484 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,630 You know, I tried extending the olive branch to you, 485 00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:25,896 and you just took those olives and you plucked 'em 486 00:19:25,989 --> 00:19:28,646 and you chopped them up into a tapenade of reproach... 487 00:19:28,911 --> 00:19:30,636 You know what, never mind. I don't care anymore. 488 00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:32,404 Um, good-bye. 489 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,040 Face your fears. 490 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:38,057 Hey, Josh, do you want to come to a party? 491 00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:47,474 I'm throwing a... 492 00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:49,232 party. You should come. 493 00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:50,864 No way! That's awesome! 494 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,333 Yeah. See? This is 495 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,341 how a human being responds 496 00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,224 to another human being's party invitation. 497 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,563 - You're not a human being. - Oh, just throw a barb 498 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,298 at me and then go to the stockroom. Real mature. 499 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,533 He's so immature. Sorry about that. 500 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,036 We have kind of a... like, a Sam and Diane thing going on, 501 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,239 except it's, um, unpleasant and un-sexy. 502 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,407 Yeah, so it's just gonna be a... 503 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,410 housewarming shindig with a-a gaggle of peeps. 504 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,679 And I thought that, you know, Valencia would be cool with it 505 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,748 since we won't technically be alone. 506 00:20:17,356 --> 00:20:18,783 - Right? - Huh. 507 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,284 So do you think you might make it? 508 00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:21,486 Sure. 509 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,488 Oh, huzzah! 510 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,689 I mean, that's super... 511 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,657 that's super cool, just 'cause, like, it's gonna be 512 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,493 really chill. Yeah. 513 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,027 Cool. And maybe you could bring, Yeah. 514 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,763 Uh, Hector and White Josh? 515 00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,231 Oh, man. They're out of town. 516 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,666 Surf championship in Redondo. 517 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,069 But I'm sure you have other people to invite, right? 518 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,415 Yeah. No, I'm-I'm inviting, like... 519 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,173 so many people. 520 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,241 So, um, 521 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,630 I will... I'll see you at my party? 522 00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:47,454 Sure. 523 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,678 Okay. Cool. 524 00:20:48,703 --> 00:20:50,469 Cool. I'll see you there. 525 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,074 Hi. 526 00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,632 No solicitors. 527 00:21:09,657 --> 00:21:11,557 Oh, no, no. I live next-door, remember? 528 00:21:12,552 --> 00:21:14,071 Oh... yeah. 529 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,106 Yeah, it's me. You know, 530 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,607 I was going around, introducing myself, 531 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,975 handing out those croissants 532 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:18,843 that I made. 533 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,078 Yeah, I remember you. 534 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,182 Look, just as a tip, we don't... actually, like, 535 00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:26,227 talk to each other around here. 536 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,787 That guy has lived next-door to me for, like, 11 years, 537 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,823 and, like, I say “guy,” but honestly, 538 00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,691 it could be, like... 539 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,667 - a stack of cats in a jumpsuit. - Okay. 540 00:21:36,692 --> 00:21:37,995 Appreciate the info. 541 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,164 But... I like to consider myself a bridge builder, 542 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,599 and I feel like you and I 543 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,800 could shake things up around here. 544 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,203 Yeah, no, I don't see that happening, 545 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,805 but anyways... nice to meet you, 546 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,507 stack of cats in a... 547 00:21:49,997 --> 00:21:51,108 - shirt. - Wait, wait! 548 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,811 The reason I'm here is I want to invite you to an awesome party. 549 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,514 It's gonna be full-on. It's gonna be full-on! 550 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:57,915 And I really want you to be there, 551 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,016 'cause you're the coolest person 552 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:00,307 I think I've ever met. 553 00:22:00,434 --> 00:22:02,835 Um, so I would like you to come to it. 554 00:22:03,528 --> 00:22:06,057 But I'm sensing the slightest undercurrent of resistance, 555 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:08,493 - so now I'm kind of... - What time should I come over? 556 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,827 Wait. You want to come? 557 00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:13,598 Not to party or anything, but just, like... 558 00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:15,733 to watch you. 559 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,235 Okay. 560 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:19,570 I kind of think you're fascinating, actually. 561 00:22:19,716 --> 00:22:23,107 And I'm taking abnormal psych at the JC, and I think... 562 00:22:23,294 --> 00:22:26,477 you would make, like, a really good paper. 563 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,692 Why, thank you, madam. 564 00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:31,148 Yeah, see, like that. 565 00:22:31,411 --> 00:22:32,783 That would just... 566 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:37,021 be, like, an “A” right there. Like, done. 567 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,523 ♪ It's the sexy getting-ready song... ♪ 568 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,359 - Hi. - Look what I have! 569 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,638 Oh. 570 00:22:43,075 --> 00:22:46,122 Isn't it amaz... ? It's like a box of fantastic-ness. 571 00:22:47,802 --> 00:22:50,568 Okay, so instead of having just one theme, 572 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,503 we're having all of the themes. 573 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,873 And we even have... a Valentine's Day piñata. 574 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,543 Okay, you know what, yeah, it's, like, hipster-y and ironic. 575 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,578 Like, I could see, like, a BuzzFeed article about it. 576 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,812 Okay, cool. I'm down, I'm down. 577 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,080 Okay, let's go over the guest list. 578 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,283 So we got Josh, my super cool neighbor Heather, 579 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:06,284 Darryl... 580 00:23:06,286 --> 00:23:07,618 - No! - Uh, you know... 581 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,287 - Why do you hate me? - What can I do? 582 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,489 - Come on. He's sad. - All right. I know. 583 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,958 Um, Mrs. Hernandez was trending positive... 584 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,526 I can never tell with her. 585 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,928 And let's see. Oh, a lot of the people 586 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:18,963 I handed the flyer to didn't, like, technically say yes, 587 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,286 but they gave me a look, like, “Oh, I'm there.” 588 00:23:22,036 --> 00:23:22,800 Nice! 589 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,101 - Nice. Yeah. - Good for you. 590 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:27,038 - Oh, no. - What? 591 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,205 What? Is it about the party? 592 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,607 Are people not coming? Is it Josh? 593 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,676 Is Josh not coming? Wait, why does Josh have your number? 594 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:32,877 No, no, it's-it's Tommy, okay? 595 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,745 There's something going on at the school. 596 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,013 I have to run over... 597 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,181 What?! No, you can't... no, 598 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,649 you can't leave... The party's in an hour. 599 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,784 This was your idea. 600 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,352 What am I gonna do if you're not here? I have 601 00:23:41,354 --> 00:23:42,219 no one helping me. You can't leave 602 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,055 for some stupid child thing! 603 00:23:44,057 --> 00:23:45,556 I'm sorry, that's really insensitive. 604 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:46,824 Look, the point is, I get it. 605 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,292 It's your child. But please come back soon. Look, 606 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,161 I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna take care of this hassle, 607 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,430 I'm gonna turn right back around, okay? I promise 608 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,599 - I will be back soon. Boop. - Liar. 609 00:24:03,036 --> 00:24:05,109 You stole the test? 610 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,611 What? You wanted me to face my fears, 611 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,946 and I was afraid of getting a bad grade on my test. 612 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,748 Why weren't you afraid of getting caught? 613 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,717 Well, I was, but thanks to you, 614 00:24:13,091 --> 00:24:14,452 I overcame that fear. 615 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,754 Mrs. Proctor. 616 00:24:21,123 --> 00:24:23,171 Good luck. He's mean. 617 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:27,064 Oh, my God. 618 00:24:27,646 --> 00:24:29,100 Let me be frank. 619 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:30,701 Tommy has every issue in the book, 620 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,203 so I'm afraid 621 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,838 we're going to have to transfer him 622 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,091 to a special program in Riverside. 623 00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:38,513 But that's, like, an hour away! 624 00:24:38,575 --> 00:24:40,411 We moved to this crap town 625 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,513 - because us the schools. - I'm sorry, 626 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,281 do you have somewhere more important to be? 627 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,685 No, of course not. I-I... 628 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,819 The transfer hearing is Monday. 629 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,088 Y... You can't do this. 630 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:54,392 He's-he's been diagnosed with so many things. 631 00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:57,013 He just, he needs help. 632 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,602 I'll see you Monday. 633 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,313 Hi! 634 00:25:16,513 --> 00:25:17,747 Here's a present. 635 00:25:18,794 --> 00:25:20,396 Those are good until midnight. 636 00:25:21,724 --> 00:25:24,736 Oh, man! I thought the house 637 00:25:24,761 --> 00:25:27,495 was literally gonna be on fire. 638 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,866 You were right... He's terrifying. 639 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:36,934 He made me forget 640 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,502 everything I was gonna say. 641 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:39,904 Are you mad at me? 642 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:42,719 You stole a test, you... ding-dong. 643 00:25:42,744 --> 00:25:44,644 Of course I'm mad at you. 644 00:25:47,138 --> 00:25:48,693 We'll figure something out. 645 00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:52,972 _ 646 00:25:52,997 --> 00:25:54,581 Oh. 647 00:25:54,606 --> 00:25:55,619 Okay, 648 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:56,921 come on, I will take you home, 649 00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:00,091 but we got to stop somewhere along the way. 650 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:09,934 Hey! 651 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,469 I have terrible news. 652 00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,047 Josh isn't coming? 653 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,072 No. He's coming... 654 00:26:16,177 --> 00:26:17,308 to this. 655 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:19,844 Party like it's Weekend Tuesday! 656 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,227 Huh? 657 00:26:25,482 --> 00:26:29,255 This. This is what Josh is going to walk into. 658 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:30,964 Nobody came. 659 00:26:31,161 --> 00:26:34,083 I handed out all those flyers, and nobody showed up. 660 00:26:34,404 --> 00:26:36,004 Even Mrs. Hernandez bagged. 661 00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,829 What's she doing on a Friday night? 662 00:26:50,803 --> 00:26:52,966 This is exactly what I thought was gonna happen. 663 00:26:54,314 --> 00:26:55,914 You were wrong, Paula. 664 00:26:55,916 --> 00:26:57,974 This is exactly how it felt 665 00:26:57,999 --> 00:26:59,403 when my father left. 666 00:26:59,662 --> 00:27:01,428 My life is just about to fall apart, 667 00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:02,829 just like it did when I was 668 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:04,831 12 years old. When Josh walks in here, 669 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,934 he's gonna walk out 670 00:27:06,936 --> 00:27:09,310 just like my dad did, 671 00:27:10,139 --> 00:27:11,239 and he's never gonna come back. 672 00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:14,408 - Don't panic. How long do we have? - We have 20 minutes. 673 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:16,543 He texted me that he would be here in 20 minutes. 674 00:27:16,545 --> 00:27:18,527 I'm gonna, I'm gonna call him, and I'm gonna say 675 00:27:18,552 --> 00:27:19,880 that the party's canceled... That's the easy solution. 676 00:27:19,882 --> 00:27:22,549 - I'm just gonna say the pa... - No. No, no. Hey, no! We are not gonna 677 00:27:22,551 --> 00:27:24,284 give in to fear... We're gonna stand up. 678 00:27:24,286 --> 00:27:25,919 My advice works... 679 00:27:26,153 --> 00:27:28,403 damn it, and I am gonna prove it. 680 00:27:28,745 --> 00:27:29,911 - Where are you going? - I'm gonna be back 681 00:27:29,936 --> 00:27:32,036 in 19 minutes with guests, lots of 'em. 682 00:27:32,094 --> 00:27:33,827 You just need to do the best you can 683 00:27:33,829 --> 00:27:36,830 to make it look like you are having a great time! 684 00:27:37,841 --> 00:27:39,633 Oh, no, no, no, no offense taken. 685 00:27:39,635 --> 00:27:41,501 A lot of people think it's a congenital thing, 686 00:27:41,503 --> 00:27:42,502 - but actually... - Oh, really? 687 00:27:42,504 --> 00:27:43,770 Oh, yeah. But actually, 688 00:27:43,772 --> 00:27:45,772 I lit a cigarette using a gas burner. 689 00:27:45,774 --> 00:27:47,507 So not very smart, right? 690 00:27:47,509 --> 00:27:48,875 Lesson learned. 691 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,777 Oh, that must have been horrible for you. 692 00:27:50,779 --> 00:27:52,012 Oh, yeah. 693 00:27:52,014 --> 00:27:54,281 The smell alone was a nightmare. 694 00:27:54,536 --> 00:27:57,184 Okay, party people, let's all have 695 00:27:57,186 --> 00:27:59,753 a dance party by the windows! 696 00:28:01,957 --> 00:28:03,790 - I'm not much of a dancer. - Oh, yeah! 697 00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:05,158 - Why the windows? - Whoo! 698 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,160 We are raising the roof over here! 699 00:28:07,162 --> 00:28:08,595 Shut up! 700 00:28:08,597 --> 00:28:11,198 - Come over! - No! 701 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:15,002 Hey, look... people! Lots of people! 702 00:28:15,004 --> 00:28:17,804 Oh, something anonymous just got out. 703 00:28:18,302 --> 00:28:19,942 I'll take 'em! 704 00:28:19,973 --> 00:28:21,205 Are you guys drunks? 705 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,510 Gamblers. 706 00:28:23,739 --> 00:28:25,312 Perfect! 707 00:28:26,115 --> 00:28:28,215 Oh! Is that all you got, you wuss? 708 00:28:28,217 --> 00:28:30,017 Hey, I don't care for that word. 709 00:28:30,019 --> 00:28:31,218 Oh, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss. 710 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:34,354 Hey, Josh, it's me, Rebecca. 711 00:28:34,356 --> 00:28:36,290 Um, so I-I think I had 712 00:28:36,292 --> 00:28:38,392 some of that weird garbage disposal chicken, 713 00:28:38,394 --> 00:28:40,227 um, and I'm not feeling so hot, 714 00:28:40,229 --> 00:28:41,695 so I've decided to cancel the party. 715 00:28:41,697 --> 00:28:45,310 I hope that you have a good... Friday night. Um... 716 00:28:46,538 --> 00:28:48,004 Hi! 717 00:28:48,437 --> 00:28:50,237 - Hey! - Hi! 718 00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:51,471 - Hi! - Oh. Hey, what's up? 719 00:28:51,473 --> 00:28:53,040 - Hello. - It's so good to see you. 720 00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:54,474 - Welcome. - Uh, thanks. 721 00:28:54,476 --> 00:28:56,060 Nice to see you. 722 00:28:56,085 --> 00:28:58,378 Do you want to maybe go for a walk around the block? 723 00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:00,113 I have to go get some cigarettes. 724 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:01,248 I'm a smoker. 725 00:29:01,692 --> 00:29:03,450 Yeah, big smoker. 726 00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:04,685 Um... 727 00:29:04,687 --> 00:29:05,986 What? 728 00:29:07,690 --> 00:29:09,556 What? 729 00:29:09,558 --> 00:29:10,731 Whoa. 730 00:29:11,492 --> 00:29:12,833 What happened here? 731 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,107 Um... 732 00:29:19,978 --> 00:29:21,412 Okay, so... 733 00:29:21,582 --> 00:29:24,016 it's more of, like, an intimate soiree... 734 00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,840 now, because I thought that a party 735 00:29:25,944 --> 00:29:27,357 would be too tacky. 736 00:29:27,786 --> 00:29:29,342 Um... 737 00:29:29,965 --> 00:29:32,123 No, that's not what I thought. 738 00:29:32,148 --> 00:29:35,349 Okay, so you know how I, I wanted to throw this big party? 739 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,014 Uh-huh. I handed out a ton of flyers... 740 00:29:37,555 --> 00:29:38,584 and nobody came. 741 00:29:38,609 --> 00:29:41,764 Wait. You're upset... about this? 742 00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:44,217 I threw a party... 743 00:29:44,493 --> 00:29:46,193 and nobody came. 744 00:29:48,173 --> 00:29:49,973 I know, it's hilarious. 745 00:29:49,975 --> 00:29:54,211 Of course! You just moved into town, you banana. 746 00:29:54,213 --> 00:29:56,046 Of course you don't have a million friends. 747 00:29:56,048 --> 00:29:57,681 You know, that'd be weird if you did. 748 00:29:57,683 --> 00:29:59,549 If there had been a ton of people here, 749 00:29:59,551 --> 00:30:02,154 it would seem like you just invited random people you didn't know. 750 00:30:02,179 --> 00:30:04,898 - Oh, my God, that'd be so weird. - Yeah, totally. 751 00:30:04,923 --> 00:30:06,323 Don't be sad, Becks. 752 00:30:06,325 --> 00:30:08,701 You have a lot of cool stuff going on in your life. 753 00:30:08,726 --> 00:30:12,128 Great job, um, sweet apartment, plus... 754 00:30:12,398 --> 00:30:14,154 you're, like, a kick-ass career gal. 755 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:17,251 Well, I... I am a prime earner 756 00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:18,498 at Whitefeather already. 757 00:30:18,523 --> 00:30:21,396 Yeah, damn straight you are. Whatever that is. 758 00:30:21,429 --> 00:30:23,096 I mean, you're crushing it. 759 00:30:23,263 --> 00:30:24,429 Look at you. 760 00:30:24,454 --> 00:30:27,021 You just moved to town, you throw a big party. 761 00:30:27,046 --> 00:30:28,512 You're fearless. 762 00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:29,870 Oh. 763 00:30:29,882 --> 00:30:30,881 I am. 764 00:30:30,883 --> 00:30:32,048 You know, Becks, 765 00:30:32,050 --> 00:30:34,251 if you really wanted more people at your party, 766 00:30:34,253 --> 00:30:36,386 that's easy... any idiot can do that. 767 00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:39,589 Is... that what you want? 768 00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:42,772 Sweet. Let's do it. 769 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,563 All right, get over here, guys. You, Dreads, 770 00:30:44,588 --> 00:30:45,988 over here. You, Fun Guy, 771 00:30:46,123 --> 00:30:47,722 I need you over... yeah. 772 00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:49,514 You're gonna wear my shades. Awesome sauce. 773 00:30:49,539 --> 00:30:51,272 You, Mr. Tall Man, you stand there. 774 00:30:51,297 --> 00:30:54,064 Okay, now the key to a good party selfie 775 00:30:54,089 --> 00:30:57,157 is attitude... what?! Yes! 776 00:30:57,209 --> 00:30:58,608 Swag. 777 00:30:58,610 --> 00:30:59,609 Ooh. 778 00:30:59,611 --> 00:31:01,111 Good. 779 00:31:01,113 --> 00:31:03,079 That's good. Okay, and... 780 00:31:03,081 --> 00:31:04,209 a killer smile. 781 00:31:04,234 --> 00:31:07,161 Ready guys? That's good. Ok, come on... 782 00:31:07,186 --> 00:31:08,385 Say “selfie.” 783 00:31:08,387 --> 00:31:09,586 Selfie... ! 784 00:31:09,588 --> 00:31:11,555 Ha! 785 00:31:11,557 --> 00:31:14,060 Ha-ha! Then we post this puppy online. 786 00:31:14,226 --> 00:31:17,233 "This house 787 00:31:17,257 --> 00:31:20,073 is on fire!" 788 00:31:20,098 --> 00:31:22,632 Exclam-Exclamation point. Ah... send! 789 00:31:22,634 --> 00:31:24,076 Then we see what happens. Huh. 790 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:30,340 Who's ready to party... ?! 791 00:31:33,429 --> 00:31:34,629 You got dice? 792 00:31:35,107 --> 00:31:37,709 I can find some! 793 00:31:57,970 --> 00:32:00,654 Oh, uh, this is Arielle 794 00:32:00,679 --> 00:32:02,579 and Chuck. 795 00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:05,438 And this guy! 796 00:32:05,463 --> 00:32:07,029 Hi. What-What's his name? 797 00:32:07,189 --> 00:32:09,056 I don't know, I just call him “this guy”" 798 00:32:09,081 --> 00:32:11,474 I've known him since kindergarten. 799 00:32:11,499 --> 00:32:13,851 Yeah, I'm just so bad in school. 800 00:32:14,007 --> 00:32:16,507 Dude, let me tell you something right now. 801 00:32:16,618 --> 00:32:19,719 Being good at school means nothing. 802 00:32:20,035 --> 00:32:22,748 Like, see her? 803 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:26,076 Oh, do it, do it! You got it! 804 00:32:26,101 --> 00:32:28,001 She went to Harvard. 805 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:29,914 Okay? 806 00:32:29,939 --> 00:32:30,971 And she's a mess. 807 00:32:31,053 --> 00:32:32,162 - Yeah. - Dude, 808 00:32:32,187 --> 00:32:33,653 I was horrible at school, 809 00:32:33,856 --> 00:32:36,957 but that's because instead of reading their stupid books, 810 00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:40,527 I was busy reading everything Salinger ever wrote. 811 00:32:40,529 --> 00:32:43,297 And you're, like, totally successful and rich now, right? 812 00:32:43,299 --> 00:32:46,600 Not at all. 813 00:32:46,602 --> 00:32:48,268 But I'm cool, 814 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:49,936 and that's what really matters. 815 00:32:49,938 --> 00:32:52,839 I like you. I like you so... 816 00:32:52,841 --> 00:32:54,107 I, can I... can I just, 817 00:32:54,109 --> 00:32:55,542 just grab it? There you go. It's fine. 818 00:32:55,544 --> 00:32:58,278 It's my personal boundaries... 819 00:33:01,450 --> 00:33:03,183 We're fine. I swallowed the barf! 820 00:33:03,185 --> 00:33:05,385 - Oh, she swallowed the barf! - I swallowed my barf! 821 00:33:05,387 --> 00:33:08,088 She swallowed the barf! 822 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,928 Oh! 823 00:33:12,027 --> 00:33:13,359 Oh! Oh, my God. 824 00:33:13,595 --> 00:33:15,595 You know, at first, I had my doubts about this party. 825 00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:17,597 I mean, it's no Weekend Tuesday, you know what I'm saying? 826 00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:19,900 But now? I mean, this is a blast. 827 00:33:19,902 --> 00:33:21,835 Oh, and I even met this great girl Megan 828 00:33:21,837 --> 00:33:23,570 who said she found your flyer in a gutter. 829 00:33:23,572 --> 00:33:26,073 Oh, she's such a good listener. 830 00:33:26,075 --> 00:33:27,808 And I told her all about my divorce. 831 00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:29,976 But I think she's from England, because, I mean, 832 00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:32,145 her teeth are not good. But she gave me 833 00:33:32,147 --> 00:33:33,780 this terrific menthol cigarette. 834 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:35,460 Mmm. 835 00:33:35,485 --> 00:33:36,984 Um... 836 00:33:37,803 --> 00:33:40,437 I think Megan might be a meth addict. 837 00:33:40,462 --> 00:33:43,396 Oh, yeah? I think you maybe just smoked meth. 838 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:45,355 Oh. Okay. Well, you know, that'd explain 839 00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:47,146 why I've been digging a hole in the backyard 840 00:33:47,171 --> 00:33:49,170 for the last hour. But it's still fun! 841 00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:51,163 Hey, Megan, honey, 842 00:33:51,188 --> 00:33:53,014 let's clean something. 843 00:33:57,576 --> 00:33:59,172 Wow. 844 00:33:59,174 --> 00:34:01,541 This party is a real who's-who of... 845 00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:03,477 who? 846 00:34:03,479 --> 00:34:08,115 Well, if it isn't Mr. I Can't Come to Your Party 847 00:34:08,117 --> 00:34:11,551 Because I Have a Bunch of Complicated Reasons, 848 00:34:11,553 --> 00:34:14,354 I Probably Have to Buy More Black Clothing, 849 00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:15,498 Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. 850 00:34:15,523 --> 00:34:17,056 That's a long name I have. Polish? 851 00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:19,126 All right. 852 00:34:19,128 --> 00:34:21,092 Sincerely, thank you for coming. 853 00:34:21,117 --> 00:34:22,740 It means a lot to me that you're here. 854 00:34:22,765 --> 00:34:24,165 Well, you took all my customers. 855 00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:26,223 I usually get the gamblers after their meeting. 856 00:34:26,248 --> 00:34:27,447 Then I started thinking, 857 00:34:27,472 --> 00:34:29,005 “I've got to show up to this party to see 858 00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:31,497 in what gruesome way it could all go wrong.” 859 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:33,974 I figured at least a porch collapse. 860 00:34:34,154 --> 00:34:35,553 But, now that I'm here... 861 00:34:36,445 --> 00:34:38,545 - It's not that bad. - Yeah, 862 00:34:38,547 --> 00:34:40,180 it's pretty great, right? 863 00:34:40,756 --> 00:34:43,201 And I have one person to thank for that. 864 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,592 Hey, girl. 865 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,561 I know that as a kid you never got to see 866 00:34:54,563 --> 00:34:56,530 that boy band concert on pay-per-view. 867 00:34:56,532 --> 00:34:57,864 But it's okay. 868 00:34:57,866 --> 00:34:59,599 Because I'm here now. 869 00:34:59,601 --> 00:35:02,169 And I'm all the boy band you'll ever need. 870 00:35:02,171 --> 00:35:04,171 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 871 00:35:04,173 --> 00:35:06,773 ♪ Girl, I know things haven't always ♪ 872 00:35:06,775 --> 00:35:09,643 ♪ Been so easy for you ♪ 873 00:35:09,645 --> 00:35:11,778 ♪ Kids were mean and your daddy ♪ 874 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:14,948 ♪ Walked right out the door, too ♪ 875 00:35:14,950 --> 00:35:16,817 ♪ Maybe we should have a session ♪ 876 00:35:16,819 --> 00:35:19,653 ♪ Address your anxiety and depression ♪ 877 00:35:19,655 --> 00:35:23,790 ♪ 'Cause I got a funny feeling if we do ♪ 878 00:35:25,761 --> 00:35:27,594 ♪ Baby, you can ♪ 879 00:35:27,596 --> 00:35:30,403 ♪ Kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye ♪ 880 00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,718 ♪ You're never gonna miss ♪ 881 00:35:33,743 --> 00:35:35,669 ♪ All that stress you've been ♪ 882 00:35:35,671 --> 00:35:37,904 ♪ Keeping inside ♪ 883 00:35:37,906 --> 00:35:40,607 ♪ All your psychological problems ♪ 884 00:35:40,609 --> 00:35:43,076 ♪ Girl, we're gonna solve them ♪ 885 00:35:43,078 --> 00:35:44,611 ♪ 'Cause we're not just a boy band ♪ 886 00:35:44,613 --> 00:35:45,979 ♪ Made up of four Joshes ♪ 887 00:35:45,981 --> 00:35:47,781 ♪ We're also a team of licensed ♪ 888 00:35:47,783 --> 00:35:49,783 ♪ Mental health professionals ♪ 889 00:35:49,785 --> 00:35:51,451 ♪ We'll help you ♪ 890 00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:53,920 ♪ Understand the reasons ♪ 891 00:35:53,922 --> 00:35:56,289 ♪ That your mom made you sad ♪ 892 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:58,391 ♪ And why every man you date ♪ 893 00:35:58,393 --> 00:36:01,394 ♪ Is just a stand-in for your dad ♪ 894 00:36:01,396 --> 00:36:03,730 ♪ You'll stop revisiting your fears ♪ 895 00:36:03,732 --> 00:36:06,967 ♪ Once we wipe away your tears ♪ 896 00:36:06,969 --> 00:36:10,403 ♪ Trust us, girl, your prognosis isn't bad ♪ 897 00:36:10,405 --> 00:36:12,572 ♪ Baby, you can kiss ♪ 898 00:36:12,574 --> 00:36:14,774 ♪ All your unexplained ♪ 899 00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,043 ♪ Symptoms good-bye ♪ 900 00:36:17,045 --> 00:36:19,546 ♪ You're never gonna miss all those nightmares ♪ 901 00:36:19,548 --> 00:36:22,382 ♪ In which you tend to die ♪ 902 00:36:22,384 --> 00:36:25,318 ♪ We'll get you through those developmental stages ♪ 903 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,953 ♪ That you've been stuck in for ages ♪ 904 00:36:26,955 --> 00:36:28,522 ♪ 'Cause we're not just ♪ 905 00:36:28,524 --> 00:36:30,624 ♪ A boy band made up of four Joshes ♪ 906 00:36:30,626 --> 00:36:32,893 ♪ We're also a team of nationally recognized ♪ 907 00:36:32,895 --> 00:36:34,661 ♪ Mental health professionals ♪ 908 00:36:34,663 --> 00:36:36,897 ♪ Trained in cognitive behavioral therapy ♪ 909 00:36:36,899 --> 00:36:38,532 ♪ With specialties in ♪ 910 00:36:38,534 --> 00:36:41,528 ♪ Personality and sleep disorders ♪ 911 00:36:41,553 --> 00:36:45,688 ♪ And love. ♪ 912 00:36:48,977 --> 00:36:51,545 And the guy is like, “Me, I'm fine. 913 00:36:51,547 --> 00:36:52,746 See that girl over there”" 914 00:36:55,694 --> 00:36:58,337 - _ - ♪ Everything is A-OK ♪ 915 00:36:58,370 --> 00:37:01,638 ♪ So everybody say... ♪ 916 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,723 Um... 917 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:07,710 is everything okay? 918 00:37:07,735 --> 00:37:09,869 Uh... no, it's... 919 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,193 it's-it's not important. 920 00:37:11,218 --> 00:37:13,319 I-I can get back to them later. 921 00:37:13,343 --> 00:37:15,958 I am having a blast right now. 922 00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:17,241 - Great. - Yeah. 923 00:37:17,266 --> 00:37:19,943 - Great. - So... 924 00:37:19,973 --> 00:37:21,539 I should go. 925 00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:23,674 Tommy just called us an Uber. 926 00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:26,310 'Cause I am... wuz-asted. 927 00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:28,980 Which is a word I just learned 928 00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:31,749 playing pai gow with a charming man 929 00:37:32,051 --> 00:37:33,417 from Azusa. 930 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:35,987 Boop. 931 00:37:36,178 --> 00:37:38,389 You threw a great party. 932 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:41,492 No. We threw a great party. 933 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,629 And you... 934 00:37:44,631 --> 00:37:47,053 You are a brave little cookie. 935 00:37:49,325 --> 00:37:53,094 Okay. Come on. Show Mommy where the front door is. 936 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:55,172 Hey, so, 937 00:37:55,174 --> 00:37:56,874 thanks for the party. Real fun. 938 00:37:56,876 --> 00:38:00,154 And I'll see you at the store, Betsy. 939 00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:01,905 Actually, my name is Rebecca. 940 00:38:01,930 --> 00:38:03,463 Don't care. 941 00:38:06,819 --> 00:38:08,529 Hey, um... 942 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,388 I saw that you got 943 00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:11,789 a text from Valencia earlier. 944 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:13,591 I hope I'm not causing any problems. 945 00:38:13,593 --> 00:38:15,092 No, no, no, no. I realized, 946 00:38:15,094 --> 00:38:17,361 you know, I-I shouldn't have listened to her. 947 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,797 I shouldn't be afraid of my girlfriend, right? 948 00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:20,831 So I told her, 949 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:22,671 “I'll-I'll come home when I want to.” 950 00:38:23,878 --> 00:38:25,952 Actually, it was a little scary. 951 00:38:26,973 --> 00:38:30,307 Yeah. Actually, you know, I-I faced a fear earlier 952 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:32,777 and turned out pretty okay. 953 00:38:32,779 --> 00:38:35,146 You know, from now on, uh, since we're friends, 954 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,148 we should just, you know, hang out 955 00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,749 whenever we want to, don't you think? 956 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:41,218 Yeah. That... 957 00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,754 I mean, yeah. Let's do it. 958 00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:46,757 - The world be damned. - All right, yeah. 959 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:48,726 Wha... It's just... 960 00:38:50,096 --> 00:38:51,595 - Well, I got to go. - Yeah, yeah, 961 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:52,663 let's get you out of here. I'll-I'll... 962 00:38:52,665 --> 00:38:54,565 don't worry about that. 963 00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:56,801 Oh. It was a great party. 964 00:38:56,803 --> 00:38:59,236 Thanks. Thank you. 965 00:38:59,238 --> 00:39:01,872 - This house was on fire! - Oh! 966 00:39:01,874 --> 00:39:04,141 - Yeah! - Oh, I get it. Oh. 967 00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:08,436 Later. 968 00:39:08,518 --> 00:39:10,317 Later. 969 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,783 Sooner rather than... 970 00:39:16,118 --> 00:39:17,817 Uh, hi. 971 00:39:18,296 --> 00:39:19,575 I didn't know you were still here. 972 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,125 I thought you already left. 973 00:39:21,127 --> 00:39:23,882 Oh, I don't leave when there's whiskey left. 974 00:39:24,087 --> 00:39:25,353 Oh. 975 00:39:25,378 --> 00:39:26,810 Hey, you know what? 976 00:39:26,835 --> 00:39:27,801 Take it home. 977 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,300 That's my gift to you. 978 00:39:29,302 --> 00:39:30,968 Thank you. 979 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:32,303 You know, I get it now. 980 00:39:32,305 --> 00:39:33,604 What do you get? 981 00:39:33,606 --> 00:39:35,406 How you feel about Josh. 982 00:39:35,897 --> 00:39:37,108 I saw it on your face. 983 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:39,610 It was weird and sad and... 984 00:39:40,585 --> 00:39:42,012 also kind of beautiful 985 00:39:42,014 --> 00:39:44,897 in a pure and un-ironic way. 986 00:39:46,637 --> 00:39:48,203 I don't know what you're talking about. 987 00:39:48,228 --> 00:39:49,728 Josh and I are just friends. 988 00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:51,519 You guys are just friends. 989 00:39:51,544 --> 00:39:53,310 We guys are just friends. 990 00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:55,025 Everyone guys are just friends. 991 00:39:55,027 --> 00:39:56,894 Okay, okay. 992 00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,022 - Drunkie. - Drunkie. 993 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:00,314 Let's call you... whoa! 994 00:40:00,477 --> 00:40:03,311 Let's get a ride-sharing service, right? 995 00:40:03,336 --> 00:40:05,770 You know, you're really starting to fit in here. 996 00:40:05,772 --> 00:40:07,004 Thank you. 997 00:40:07,006 --> 00:40:09,140 That's not a compliment. 998 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:14,046 I can't do this. 999 00:40:14,071 --> 00:40:16,705 Yes, you can. And I'll be right here, I promise. 1000 00:40:16,730 --> 00:40:18,830 What if I forget all the stuff I'm supposed to say? 1001 00:40:26,053 --> 00:40:27,892 You are not kicking Tommy out. 1002 00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:29,593 I know what my rights are. 1003 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,629 'Cause I looked 'em up. 1004 00:40:31,631 --> 00:40:35,699 And there is a statute and it is called... 1005 00:40:35,968 --> 00:40:39,103 the fair access rule. 1006 00:40:39,335 --> 00:40:42,499 And if you expel Tommy, then you are... 1007 00:40:42,809 --> 00:40:44,475 liable for a 1008 00:40:44,477 --> 00:40:48,312 $26,000-per year stipend 1009 00:40:48,314 --> 00:40:51,866 for... special education. 1010 00:40:52,678 --> 00:40:56,053 If you drop the transfer hearing, 1011 00:40:56,055 --> 00:40:59,343 then... I will let you off the hook. 1012 00:41:00,014 --> 00:41:01,392 See, 1013 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,468 this is your problem: 1014 00:41:06,065 --> 00:41:08,241 I'm not afraid of you anymore. 1015 00:41:11,647 --> 00:41:13,737 That is right. 1016 00:41:19,245 --> 00:41:20,678 That went well. 1017 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,880 Much better than I thought. 1018 00:41:23,124 --> 00:41:25,655 So tell me some other stuff about my future. 1019 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,748 Okay, so you're gonna go to Harvard and Yale. 1020 00:41:28,773 --> 00:41:32,174 Yeah, yeah, so when exactly do I get those boobs? 1021 00:41:32,686 --> 00:41:35,626 Oh. Um, I think age 14? 1022 00:41:35,628 --> 00:41:36,858 I see. 1023 00:41:37,218 --> 00:41:39,351 So, at Yale, you're gonna be editor in chief 1024 00:41:39,376 --> 00:41:40,542 of the law journal. 1025 00:41:40,733 --> 00:41:43,067 Sounds great. Back to the boobs for a second, 1026 00:41:43,069 --> 00:41:44,101 when you say 14, 1027 00:41:44,103 --> 00:41:46,837 are we talking by my birthday party? 1028 00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:50,040 Are we talking swimsuit season? 1029 00:41:50,171 --> 00:41:51,775 Also, do they float? 1030 00:41:52,757 --> 00:41:53,663 Yeah. 1031 00:41:53,688 --> 00:41:57,343 Nice! Girl with Mustache owes me ten dollars. 1032 00:41:58,906 --> 00:42:01,026 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --